Gen Z Courtroom

[@21Mewzyk]

"Objection!" "Overruled, let him cook"

[@playversetv3877]

law school is gonna have new terms lol

[@christina80997]

They didn’t used that one 😭 did they? What minute?

[@EISENKAISER911]

@@christina80997 nah they din

[@Skvffed]

They should have used that.

[@v0VeNoM0v]

Damn that was perfect

[@quanisham.3698]

"Objection your honor, stop pressing my boi"😂😂

[@Brosefskius]

you're being a bit cringe sis

[@serynacruz810]

Daddy! 😂💀💀

[@DeanBoi22]

ZADDY

[@jeanbersongermain9782]

​@@serynacruz810 *Zaddy

[@tupakkaonhyvaa]

You little bit salty?

[@stephensperr1379]

The judge was fantastic. Keeping a sense of decorum while delivering hilarious lines with great comedic timing.

[@damoncisneros]

100% agree. His delivery was perfect, every line… “it’s a little bit salty” 😂

[@norah4892]

Daddy was killing it 🔥

[@WinstonSmith-mu7ku]

Fr So baste.

[@MrJust4lolz]

props to the cast for executing what must have been the most difficult script in history of scripts

[@geoffbeyer1873]

No cap?

[@sweettea735]

On god, my G

[@proxigenated]

fr fr

[@iTransfiguration]

straight fax

[@LeRoi33073]

No 🧢...lol😂

[@GEORGE_WARD]

This dialogue is a full on lesson on modern slang

[@chingchingchingching2064]

Most of these are African American vernacular, white people ruined it unfortunately.

[@Mojo-Jojo-O]

Exactly what I was thinking 🤣 I picked up a few things from it

[@b-d9099]

I read full nelson

[@kennethwright5664]

no cap.

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

Not so much a lesson. I've got no idea what any of it means.

[@bquaza8169]

"Clearly you understood the assignment." The scariest thing about this skit is how accurate the script is. Props to everyone who had to suffer through the making of this video.

[@insideranonymous4241]

Never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@Holden_McHock]

looks like they missed out this line

[@syahidkacak]

Wtf is pushing p?

[@unknownentiti2351]

@@syahidkacak Pushing Positivity

[@quitequiet5281]

LOL

[@rmkhr048]

@@unknownentiti2351 for real? 😅

[@marksaldanha2906]

This whole courtroom was .... out of pocket

[@victorespino5650]

Lmao

[@Σταμοςβαλης]

On god

[@magnusop5773]

no cap

[@coffeecoder3405]

Fr fr

[@thefirsttrillionaire2925]

“THIS SH*T HARD”

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

1:01 "You're just the CEO of.. lying on the stand" 😂😂😂😂

[@skybuilding5182]

0:59

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

The “skrt skrt” from the judge killed me

[@JW-qd3ol]

OMG i died laughing at that

[@comicbooknerd3570]

Lmao fr 🤣

[@nate2759]

What does that even mean?

[@Panos__]

Hahahah

[@Panos__]

@@nate2759 hahahah that’s what I was thinking 😂

[@ev_ring]

‘He’s giving main character energy’ 😂😂😂

[@yellow_flash813]

Had me weak bro 🤣🤣

[@PlatinumHustle]

Go off, KING

[@shepherddancehallnation]

That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KaiserSenpai420]

Those two were my absolute favorites!

[@miamuze]

🙏🎤💪

[@davids2551]

Still waiting for a Gen X spy thriller where they can't figure out what the enemy is doing because they think everything is encrypted but it's just Gen Z slang.

[@editingsecrets]

Modern day Navajo Code Talkers

[@NJGuy1973]

Like, whatever, dude. Spying ain't all that and a bag of chips.

[@squamish4244]

@@NJGuy1973 Yeah, it goes both ways :)

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Steven He already did that!

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@NJGuy1973Spies are kinda sus!

[@josephherbert7972]

I'm terrified that this will be essentially a documentary in a few years.

[@aidanhickey9845]

Fr fr Ong no cap.

[@mb_249]

@@aidanhickey9845 Deadass?

[@briangriffin69]

L

[@medogerty6013]

Nah but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a documentary on the history of slang and used this as an example.

[@calvinhummell1788]

Don't be afraid embrace the chaos otherwise you'll just lose you mind

[@the2ndhour469]

"Is this on god?" "Its always on god!" "Sheesh!!" Sent me😂💀

[@deepshite8229]

That guy in the blue was soooo good 😂

[@damoncisneros]

The girl sitting behind “sheesh” guys broke character and smiled. SO funny 😂

[@Lord-Gazimus]

WTH does that mean?

[@lizardking6135]

2:31 is the judge getting order by shouting "ALL YALL EXTRA!!" 😭🤣

[@dogdriver70]

on god

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Erm, what the Sigma?!

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@dogdriver70 Deadass!

[@ValianceXx]

​@@IsaiahRichards692 that's more gen alpha

[@malomuse3136]

That Zaddy to the judge killed me 😂

[@no-one-1]

I LOVE the video starting off as normal then the build-up to the first slang term and then the way everything just spirals out of control. POV you deadass fr cooked on this one blud!

[@nocturnalrider1855]

This is more difficult to understand than Mandarin.

[@LilmeMusic]

Pov: You aren't from gen z🤣🤣 Oh wait, thats a good thing...

[@yunjiehong4649]

Correct, much more difficult…

[@otakuu9609]

yeah i could only understand about 40%

[@ashshawon6840]

Tell me you're over 30 without telling me your age

[@nocturnalrider1855]

@@ashshawon6840 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexisfy]

With help of Urban Dictionary, 30 minutes, 3 replays and video caption. I can whole ass say, no cap, this is, dead ass, fire.

[@themountain3461]

Can you spare me the time and provide translations?

[@thatdude123]

@@themountain3461 "Not to lie, but this is amazing and exciting"

[@Josh-ss9zb]

Fr fr?

[@themountain3461]

@@thatdude123 thanks, but I meant the whole video 😅🙏

[@thatdude123]

@@themountain3461 Ah

[@Seed]

I can't understrand a word of this.

[@Haydenwolf344]

You have to have an updated version to understand it

[@pepperoni8227]

go back to the nursery home grandpa.

[@theplasmatron3306]

@@Haydenwolf344more like a downgrade.

[@SWFYSCOfficial]

Boomer alert

[@ntombekhayazibi1836]

Are you 60? 😅😅😅😅

[@carltontony5287]

2:45 "You big messed up son'" I felt that. Judge was giving Main Character Vibes, ngl.

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

The Judge was definitely giving main character energy throughout 😂 "All y'all extra" as he taps the gavel

[@leuxvitrus]

@@user-et2ng1qb2m mr. simpson was cooking, high-key mc vibes

[@LowkeyHundo]

Take several seats Mr. Simpson, you’ll have your chance to clap back😂

[@andret.t.2408]

I just started laughing hard at this point, no cap

[@FilthyRich247]

"Oooh he's definitely vibing." 🤣

[@tmntgamer6026]

"Thats cap your honor" had me rolling🤣

[@JW-qd3ol]

I don't even know how to yeet!

[@berlynhale2962]

what does that mean?

[@markLetsGolines]

I thought cap means a lie? I'm so lost now.

[@runedova126]

@@markLetsGolines Cap means bullshit. So when he says "that's cap your honour" he's saying "that's bullshit your honour".

[@dariusz.9119]

@OpenYourMind Watch some Among Us vids. "That's cap (or just "cap")" really means "That's BS". Some other Among Us slang: "to marinate someone" means "to manipulate someone into believing you or your lies" and "that's sus" means "that's suspicious/that sounds like a lie" (this one is pretty self-explanatory)

[@manuelemanuel4268]

You got me fucked up with this one Stevie

[@manuelemanuel4268]

No kizzy

[@falsedamage]

"Skrrt skrrt get to the point"

[@lolok00x]

Deadass

[@gwills9337]

On God, bruv

[@lolok00x]

@Overlordian i was confused until i looked at your account creation date...

[@janek7955]

skrrt skrrt, get to the point had me dead

[@jonnykelleyy]

shoutout to the editing here, fast paced! great performances and writing too as always

[@elmagnifico1]

It’s the fast pace that really sells it especially with the judge

[@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248]

Can't believe a bunch of millennials could execute this without being cringe

[@PlatinumHustle]

That yet dance at 1:45 tho 🤣🕺

[@mr.devil9577]

"Take your seat Mr.Simpsom you'll have your chance to clap back" "This ain't it chief" 😂

[@pinkclouds1292]

"take *several* seats"

[@DevonneMoore-s1g]

Messed me up 😂

[@pagesculptor]

I love how they went into this skit so gently and then slapped you upside the head!

[@brandonjoaocastillo7490]

She couldn't hold her laugh 2:08 😂

[@justinwilhite5252]

Nice catch 😂😂😂😂

[@skybuilding5182]

I just keep tapping 2:08. Not capping. I keep smiling

[@eoncontroversial1614]

Cause you like little girls?​@skybuilding5182

[@garythompson3158]

Because it's always on God 😂

[@Ligmaballin]

She held her laugh

[@user-wl9ig7yb6r]

The collective "sheeeesh" at 2:08 had me weak, no cap ong.

[@SarahErsch]

I’m snatched, okay boomer and 😂

[@sagaswp]

It got the girl behind them too.

[@JXSnWp]

"Is this, on God?" - "It's ALWAYS on God!"

[@michaellowe2530]

Sheeesh

[@Niceguy2017]

Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client "Overruled" 😭🤣🤣 epic dialogue writing

[@user-se2xg7tq5u]

We gonna need an entire series. This is better than any lawyer series

[@seitavw]

on god

[@joshuaokujah6615]

@@seitavw 😂😂 facts

[@MonsieurGuy]

He's giving main character vibes

[@ioridiangellis525]

Fax

[@balthazarduclos2673]

for real

[@NaBi_1307]

That "ZADDY" was priceless! This entire skit is gold.

[@nickrexroth2785]

"Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client" My favorite line for sure

[@tomato2517]

Saaame, it’s so OD and such a tiktok phrase that i fuckin hate😂😂😂

[@allieniner675]

As a millennial/ gen z cusp I can now confirm that I identify as ONLY a millennial

[@cathiemarvellous]

I'm so very very generation x. Now I know

[@flashlightwashcloth7283]

Same. I’m 28 and didn’t understand shit in this. Genz is something different. I’m gonna go back to listening to the Lion King soundtrack

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

We never had weird slang. Respek, ya feel me?

[@mikeyswift2010]

@@flashlightwashcloth7283im 28 and i understood what they were saying. But interestingly enough, as much as i understood, i have never used any of those words personally. At least i dont think i have.

[@cypher1133]

Lol i don't think being millennial is any better, gen z are incompetent, but millennials are narcissistic and evil

[@numberyellow]

This feels like a scene from an "idiocracy" prequel.. My brain hurts now.

[@siyabulelatshali1012]

Right. 🫡

[@paultardspambot]

nah. Every generation has its own slang which sounds "weird" to older people. There was a time when people using "cool" to mean something besides literally referring to temperature was considered weird and a degeneration of language. Get on the trolley.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

​​@@paultardspambotGenerational gap is way too high tho like there is not much difference in talking between milenials and boomers and there is this. By chronological order milenials are closer to genz but language gap is just way too high. This isnt one or two word they have a new language there it isnt the same. There is a reason other generations do not have this joke.

[@JiggleBiggle-g6n]

I offended by that, we don't use these everytime​@clifftonicstudios7469

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

The difference is that this is just doing normal things with slang. In idiocracy they are just mad stupid.

[@ricksegal3065]

I'm 69, understood nothing but loved it and found it hilarious. Each generation has their own and I find this video far out and groovy! Right on, solid and peace ✌️.

[@FalconFlyer75]

29 your generation at least makes sense (for example I’ve never used the terms far our or Groovy but it’s not hard to understand what it means) Gen Z may as well have been speaking another language

[@solodolotrevino]

@@FalconFlyer75 you only understand it because it's been around since you were born.

[@njugunamaina]

Ha, 69. Nice👌

[@gregwoodin5630]

What is 69 doing in the comments section?

[@ricksegal3065]

@@gregwoodin5630 why not? Can't I enjoy the work of younger people?

[@alexisjordan9055]

The way I was expected him to say “chair but make it electric” at the end 😭😭😭

[@t__a__z]

I hate that I understood all of that

[@joshuaj.knowles3664]

I hate that I only understood 33% of that. Yay 30.

[@nathanh3688]

42. Maybe 10%.

[@scottstan90210]

I understand all😭

[@sohefty9512]

🧢

[@Damatovg]

I love that I only understood like 10% of that.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

1:02 "So then this party... _CAN'T_ hold this 'cell' [sic]?" "On God" "Deadass" I'M LOSING IIIIIT, 😆😆😆😆😆

[@lucca3084]

This is unironically the best video I've ever seen in my life No cap, fr on god

[@motlakamakhura]

Fr fr no cap bruv

[@jimbarino2]

It's always on god.

[@zakariaelyabouri1908]

Nah das a 🧢

[@vallenadithya]

sheesh

[@lazyken6468]

Deadass?

[@hynesite]

My favorite part is “that’s cap your honor “ 😂

[@BoJangles42]

The judge “take several seats you’ll have your chance to clap back” 😂😂😂

[@shaeziej8049]

I can't imagine how much fun all y'all had making this. 😂Legit

[@rosryio]

2:08 love how the girl in the back couldn’t hold it in anymore and was about to laugh lol

[@Ridku13]

Lmao

[@phoenixwing5133]

0:37 that "period" from her was full of such conviction I didn't know what to do 💀

[@danield982]

Stevie and co delivers once again. Sincerely hoping they continue to grow as they are putting out some of the best content in all of KZbin.

[@gardnerj44]

Hundo P

[@user-hi2nd]

Fr no cap.

[@koristrange2782]

Stray fax

[@toonspade4646]

On god

[@iTransfiguration]

this shit bussin bussin

[@Kal-qn9rw]

I am absolutely horrified, I understood %10 of this.

[@sirbughunter]

I understood 40% and I'm still scared ☠️

[@simonhailom2477]

boomer

[@kingfogu999]

110%

[@bryanthomas7420]

Boomer alert

[@cyberdron]

I think you shouldn't be. If you understood all of it then yes, you should be really scared

[@m.t2960]

The vibes in this court are astronomical

[@taimartinez722]

"its the spending life behind bars for me"😹😹😹😹I can't

[@baron9676]

"It's the spending life behind bars for me"😂😂

[@j_cranberry]

"ceo of lying on the stand"

[@durban55]

See the thing is I’ve gotten so used to this language that it didn’t even notice it was “Gen z slang” 😭😭

[@MrMannerless]

That judge was absolutely lit fam, no crumbs.

[@FlowerLovingGal]

real

[@ekolbatx]

Edit, script, and cast are fire AF no cap

[@alyssakleinhans3190]

*sigh,* okay: Defendant: there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat [disappearing pictures] to prove that Lawyer: This party you speak of: how would you describe it? Defendant: the party was positively [awesome] Prosecutor: that's [a lie] your honor; it's [appearing to be] leading questions Judge: [Calm down] Mr Simpson you'll have your chance to [respond] Prosecutor: this [is lame] chief L: so the night your girlfriend went missing you hosted a [awesome] party Defendant: [You can say that again] L: [I'm done] J: we should [share your video showing your perspective] when it's your turn to [respond] Prosecutor: I just have one problem with Mr Jennings statement here. You see, Mr Jennings went under oath less than a month ago. You said that this party was straight up [lame and trying too hard] Defendant: [That's a lie] P: You're just the [biggest liar] on the stand Defendant: [No way] P: so then this party can't hold the cell? Defendant: [Do you swear]? P: [darn right] L: objection your honor stop [putting pressure on him] J: you're being a bit [embarassing] L: [Old man?!] J: clearly you [knew what you were doing] P: I [don't lie] J: a little bit [bitter] now P: Mr Jennings would you agree that you [have style] Jury 1: oh he's definitely [cool] P: That feeling when you [used to be ugly but turned good-looking] D: [yes?] P: well Mr Jennings I'm just curious and ladies and gentlemen please don't let this [fail] Jury 2: he's [owning this like he's on tv and the main character] P: Mr Jennings why'd you [suddenly change] D: I didn't [suddenly change] P: that's [a lie] and you know D: I'm [the shit] J2: [tell him!] P: this is [very funny], Mr Simpson J2: [awkward] P: Because I was at this party, and when you arrive you were [startled]. You were [complaining] all over the place because within minutes you [left] that party J1: he's [cute] D: [Lie], I don't even know how to [get out of somewhere quickly] L: [he's badgering my client] J: Overruled P: [word] J: I need the [truth] D: [A video was posted of me singing the Pony song] P: [You were but then changed] Jury 3: [This is so funny] bro P: you are [suspicious] D: Your honor, are you seriously gonna let [these lies] go on in your… J: [Repeat a part of the story again] and get to the point P: see Mr Jennings left the party early I'm not [lying] J2: is this [definitely true] P: it's always [definitely true] J2 and J3: [wowwwww] P: you see the party was his Alibi J3: I'm [in shock] D: okay [old person] P: and this young man is not the [great and confident person] you all think he is D: I can't [believe this] P: the [really great person] was Alyssa Johnson J2: he's about to [say a lot] P: Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party D: I'm sorry your honor I can't [lie] anymore okay. I am [suspicious] J: All y'all are [overreacting] D: your girlfriend didn't like your [style] so you choked her to death in the driveway. I know that's [problematic], I'm [problematic] J: Big [mistake] P: It's the spending life behind bars [that makes me happy]

[@p.t.benzinger2179]

Thanks for this translation.

[@dad5draco]

Why'd you translate it? It beat the whole point. 😭

[@abcdddeca]

I know I'm a bit late to the party but I have a couple questions: 1. "P: so this party can't hold the cell?" what does this mean? 2. " L: [Old man?!]" does she say "saddie" as slang here? I'm having trouble understanding/piecing it together. 3. after "J: a little bit [bitter] now" the 2 guys in the crowd say... "wig(???)" I think... what does that mean? 4. "D: I'm [the shit]" does the guy say "I'm a whole ass move" or "I'm a whole ass mood?"

[@HowDoYouPronounceGIF]

⁠​⁠​⁠ I have no clue about question 1, but I can try to answer the other ones. 2. She’s saying daddy, pronounced in that way for dramatic effect maybe. 3. They do say wig! If I got it right, it means “so shocking or good that someone’s wig flew off” 4. Wholeass mood

[@Lady-Evonne77]

Hell nah😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chsgs9009]

normalize calling the judge daddy 🗣

[@_DB.COOPER]

I’m in my 50’s and I’m not sure what I just witnessed here.

[@evah7837]

"PErioddd" as she walked away XD iconic!

[@j-ymoney5112]

He said “cap! I don’t even know how to yeet!” 1:46 😂

[@DarkGomito]

-"Is always on God!" -"Sheeeeshhhh" Lmao I'm weak 😭💀this one is a W period.🤣

[@hmemcpy5807]

Periodt

[@gixsweatshirt]

2:13 "I can't even" 😂

[@Liriq]

The sheesh at 2:07 was perfect

[@snsmystic]

As a 32 y/o, I understand 1% of the gen z slang.

same :(

[@I_am_FRANCO]

I am 18. I am not an American marine that's why I didn't understand nothing

[@100Kakdela]

I am 33 and it legit sounded like a foreign language.

[@AhmedFathy-lt6wl]

I'm barely 26 and I didn't understand shit..

[@royaltyblessed2454]

Sadly I'm in my 30s and know most of it...ngl a lot of this slang was more of black/urban thing before it went full on tiktok lol

[@marufhassan634]

I didn't understand half of the stuff they said but when Nikki said Daddy to the Judge, I lost it.

[@JW-qd3ol]

I KNOW lmaooooo

[@jch010]

i believe she said 'zaddy'

[@scr3am273]

Zaddy

[@nate_storm]

zaddy

[@cupcake_whale]

@@jch010 what does that mean???? 😭

[@makkane5557]

Ngl on god that boi yeeted 1:44 fr

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

I'm wrapped up holding myself with that laugh that's so hard it's almost silent. This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂

[@felixnyamongo]

The judge🙌🙌🙌🙌😂 Keeping a straight face. Awesome acting.

[@navid24601]

I'm a speaker/learner of English (as a foreign language). And I only understood "sus" among all those slang words. Jesus you devastated me 😵‍💫😮‍💨

[@sirbughunter]

I love how the KZbin AI for subtitles has absolutely no clue what they talk about 🤣🤣

[@sirbughunter]

@@Muhajir_bani_HajarOh no. 😂😂😂😂

[@johnoliverfainsan3115]

How does this video not have a million views already, it's tightly written and the acting was spot on.

[@Jamhael1]

"Do you swear to tell the truth, no cap, on god?" "On mah Mamma!"

[@profuse101]

*Slamming the gavel repeatedly* "ALL YALL EXTRA!" This broke me

[@nicolospinelli4604]

"he's giving main character energy" craked me up

[@tomato2517]

That dude had the funniest lines

[@jasonstormsong4940]

I’m not even 21 yet, why is this incomprehensible?

[@khisa17]

finally....after days of marathoning tf out of this channel ive finally caught up with you guys

[@domdude491]

The way they got all the words on point, is so real

[@maurop7991]

Ong

[@joelhaggis5054]

Bro really said "Cheugy"

[@AJKing8]

"is this on god?" "Its always on god" 😂😂😂

[@TonyStaddus]

Greatest skit *EVER!* I know y'all had *Hella* bloopers filming this one 😂

[@Nauhvsyhhn]

Thank god I didn't understand most of the part. My mind is safe . 😂😂😂

[@Detech69]

Same

[@souljaunt]

“That’s cap your honor, It’s giving leading question” “this ain’t it, chief”😂😂

[@MwauraXavier]

"Your honor tell me he is badgering my client without telling me he is badgering my client" Judge: "overruled"

[@Heisenberg0125]

2025: In 25 years, we'll have flying cars and cure for cancer 2050:

[@vanntooot]

I'm a millenial born in 1990 and this video just gave me arthritis

[@maori297]

If aliens come to earth, this is going to be the first thing I show them

[@loyolayolamtsengu5976]

Another court session is needed, a series would do.😂😂

[@thejasetuonoho4973]

"Skrrt.skrrt...get to the point " 😂

[@josephfung3058]

the fact that i have a younger cousin studying law who also speaks like this...im gonna be a law abiding citizen from now on. love him but he aint representing me

[@editingsecrets]

Love the idea that THIS video makes everyone born after 2005 into the most courteous law abiding generation of all time... just in case!

[@tinorodriguez4143]

“It’s the spending life behind bars for me” 😂😂

[@alexanderraymond4634]

Love your guy's work, always hilarious. Definitely always bringing that main character energy.

[@louisspeicher7066]

That "I'm weak bruh" is the most spot on line I have ever heard in a video or movie.

[@tjmproductions6358]

Can’t wait for the gen alpha one where they say the party was Skibidi

[@maggiedoesnothaveyoutube]

for some reason i really want to watch a show with this dialogue

[@sirbughunter]

Yeah, same. But I really don't, tbh 🤣

[@megaprimegamer1184]

Do u want a migraine lol?

[@comicbooknerd3570]

Lmao me too 😂

[@CademanLillywhite]

I wouldn't understand shit 😂

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Only if it has subtitles.

[@danser_theplayer01]

This is why it's called slang, because you don't substitute every word with it. Imagine people actually talking in full slang mode.

[@xgabe1087]

you forgot to mention "arcs", like I just awakened bros villlian arc, or bring up rising and falling action, and climax, bro just hit his peak/climax

[@Driver_Eddie]

I had to watch this one with captions just to keep up

[@skybuilding5182]

1:08

[@00ellayy]

This was deadass a full on slang lesson ngl

[@juanlash]

having an old lady say "he' definitely vibing" and "he's a snack" is one of the funniest things I've heard in my life 😂😂😂

[@jdailey01230]

At this rate the English language is gonna be unrecognizable by the time Gen Z are grandparents.