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ALEX VARONOS ▶︎ / alexvaronos
NIKKI HOWARD ▶︎ / nikki_howard
TONY GAETA ▶︎ / heyantuthere
AARON MLINER ▶︎ / aaronmliner
FRED MAYELIAN ▶︎ / fredmayelian
RYAN JERIC ▶︎ / ryanthomasjeric
BRANTLY COMPTON ▶︎ / brantlycompton
JAKE JAMIESON ▶︎ / jake.jamieson13
HELEN PAIGE ▶︎ / helen.paigeee
GHOST INSPECTOR GREG ▶︎ / ghostinspectorgreg
ANDI HICKS
Concept by Stevie Emerson
Written by Wyatt Gallitz
/ wyattgallitz
Directed by Alex Varonos
Edited by Stevie Emerson
Assistant Editor Mikey Brockmann ▶︎ / mikeybrockmann
tags
stevie emerson funny gen z courtroom nikki howard meme cap goat

[@MrJust4lolz]

props to the cast for executing what must have been the most difficult script in history of scripts

[@geoffbeyer1873]

No cap?

[@sweettea735]

On god, my G

[@tanaka90]

fr fr

[@iTransfiguration]

straight fax

[@LeRoi33073]

No 🧢...lol😂

[@GEORGE_WARD]

This dialogue is a full on lesson on modern slang

[@chingchingchingching2064]

Most of these are African American vernacular, white people ruined it unfortunately.

[@IvanTheNormal]

Exactly what I was thinking 🤣 I picked up a few things from it

[@b-d9099]

I read full nelson

[@kennethwright5664]

no cap.

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

Not so much a lesson. I've got no idea what any of it means.

[@quanisham.3698]

"Objection your honor, stop pressing my boi"😂😂

[@Brosefskius]

you're being a bit cringe sis

[@serynacruz810]

Daddy! 😂💀💀

[@malomuse3136]

That Zaddy to the judge killed me 😂

[@insideranonymous4241]

Never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@Holden_McHock]

looks like they missed out this line

[@syahidkacak]

Wtf is pushing p?

[@unknownentiti2351]

@@syahidkacak Pushing Positivity

[@quitequiet5281]

LOL

[@rmkhr048]

@@unknownentiti2351 for real? 😅

[@mr.devil9577]

"Take your seat Mr.Simpsom you'll have your chance to clap back" "This ain't it chief" 😂

[@stephensperr1379]

The judge was fantastic. Keeping a sense of decorum while delivering hilarious lines with great comedic timing.

[@damoncisneros]

100% agree. His delivery was perfect, every line… “it’s a little bit salty” 😂

[@ev_ring]

‘He’s giving main character energy’ 😂😂😂

[@yellow_flash813]

Had me weak bro 🤣🤣

[@PlatinumHustle]

Go off, KING

[@shepherddancehallnation]

That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KaiserSenpai420]

Those two were my absolute favorites!

[@marksaldanha2906]

This whole courtroom was .... out of pocket

[@victorespino5650]

Lmao

[@user-rn3zr7nd3m]

On god

[@magnusop5773]

no cap

[@Abstract.x]

Word big dawg

[@coffeecoder3405]

Fr fr

[@brandonjoaocastillo7490]

She couldn't hold her laugh 2:08 😂

[@justinwilhite5252]

Nice catch 😂😂😂😂

[@allieniner675]

As a millennial/ gen z cusp I can now confirm that I identify as ONLY a millennial

[@cathiemarvellous]

I'm so very very generation x. Now I know

[@flashlightwashcloth7283]

Same. I’m 28 and didn’t understand shit in this. Genz is something different. I’m gonna go back to listening to the Lion King soundtrack

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

We never had weird slang. Respek, ya feel me?

[@mikeyswift2010]

@@flashlightwashcloth7283im 28 and i understood what they were saying. But interestingly enough, as much as i understood, i have never used any of those words personally. At least i dont think i have.

[@cypher1133]

Lol i don't think being millennial is any better, gen z are incompetent, but millennials are narcissistic and evil

[@t__a__z]

I hate that I understood all of that

[@joshuaj.knowles3664]

I hate that I only understood 33% of that. Yay 30.

[@nathanh3688]

42. Maybe 10%.

[@scottstan90210]

I understand all😭

[@sohefty9512]

🧢

[@Damatovg]

I love that I only understood like 10% of that.

[@nocturnalrider1855]

This is more difficult to understand than Mandarin.

[@LilmeMusic]

Pov: You aren't from gen z🤣🤣 Oh wait, thats a good thing...

[@yunjiehong4649]

Correct, much more difficult…

[@otakuu9609]

yeah i could only understand about 40%

[@ashshawon6840]

Tell me you're over 30 without telling me your age

[@nocturnalrider1855]

@@ashshawon6840 🤣🤣🤣

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

The “skrt skrt” from the judge killed me

[@JW-qd3ol]

OMG i died laughing at that

[@comicbooknerd3570]

Lmao fr 🤣

[@nate2759]

What does that even mean?

[@Panos__]

Hahahah

[@Panos__]

@@nate2759 hahahah that’s what I was thinking 😂

[@davids2551]

Still waiting for a Gen X spy thriller where they can't figure out what the enemy is doing because they think everything is encrypted but it's just Gen Z slang.

[@editingsecrets]

Modern day Navajo Code Talkers

[@NJGuy1973]

Like, whatever, dude. Spying ain't all that and a bag of chips.

[@alexisjordan9055]

The way I was expected him to say “chair but make it electric” at the end 😭😭😭

[@alexisfy]

With help of Urban Dictionary, 30 minutes, 3 replays and video caption. I can whole ass say, no cap, this is, dead ass, fire.

[@themountain3461]

Can you spare me the time and provide translations?

[@thatdude123]

@@themountain3461 "Not to lie, but this is amazing and exciting"

[@Josh-ss9zb]

Fr fr?

[@themountain3461]

@@thatdude123 thanks, but I meant the whole video 😅🙏

[@thatdude123]

@@themountain3461 Ah

[@the2ndhour469]

"Is this on god?" "Its always on god!" "Sheesh!!" Sent me😂💀

[@deepshite8229]

That guy in the blue was soooo good 😂

[@taimartinez722]

"its the spending life behind bars for me"😹😹😹😹I can't

[@nickrexroth2785]

"Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client" My favorite line for sure

[@tomato2517]

Saaame, it’s so OD and such a tiktok phrase that i fuckin hate😂😂😂

[@josephherbert7972]

I'm terrified that this will be essentially a documentary in a few years.

[@aidanhickey9845]

Fr fr Ong no cap.

[@mb_249]

@@aidanhickey9845 Deadass?

[@briangriffin69]

L

[@medogerty6013]

Nah but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a documentary on the history of slang and used this as an example.

[@calvinhummell1788]

Don't be afraid embrace the chaos otherwise you'll just lose you mind

[@LowkeyHundo]

Take several seats Mr. Simpson, you’ll have your chance to clap back😂

[@andret.t.2408]

I just started laughing hard at this point, no cap

[@lizardking6135]

2:31 is the judge getting order by shouting "ALL YALL EXTRA!!" 😭🤣

[@dogdriver70]

on god

[@hynesite]

My favorite part is “that’s cap your honor “ 😂

[@tmntgamer6026]

"Thats cap your honor" had me rolling🤣

[@JW-qd3ol]

I don't even know how to yeet!

[@berlynhale2962]

what does that mean?

[@marklines5816]

I thought cap means a lie? I'm so lost now.

[@runedova126]

@@marklines5816 Cap means bullshit. So when he says "that's cap your honour" he's saying "that's bullshit your honour".

[@dariusz.9119]

@OpenYourMind Watch some Among Us vids. "That's cap (or just "cap")" really means "That's BS". Some other Among Us slang: "to marinate someone" means "to manipulate someone into believing you or your lies" and "that's sus" means "that's suspicious/that sounds like a lie" (this one is pretty self-explanatory)

[@manuelemanuel4268]

You got me fucked up with this one Stevie

[@manuelemanuel4268]

No kizzy

[@falsedamage]

"Skrrt skrrt get to the point"

[@Lolok725]

Deadass

[@Abstract.x]

Deadass

[@gwills9337]

On God, bruv

[@evah7837]

"PErioddd" as she walked away XD iconic!

[@gixsweatshirt]

2:13 "I can't even" 😂

[@carltontony5287]

2:45 "You big messed up son'" I felt that. Judge was giving Main Character Vibes, ngl.

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

The Judge was definitely giving main character energy throughout 😂 "All y'all extra" as he taps the gavel

[@leux_godd]

@@user-et2ng1qb2m mr. simpson was cooking, high-key mc vibes

[@Niceguy2017]

Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client "Overruled" 😭🤣🤣 epic dialogue writing

[@Seed]

I can't understrand a word of this.

[@snowthewolfskypup]

You have to have an updated version to understand it

[@pepperoni8227]

go back to the nursery home grandpa.

[@theplasmatron3306]

@@snowthewolfskypupmore like a downgrade.

[@SWFYSCOfficial]

Boomer alert

[@ntombekhayazibi1836]

Are you 60? 😅😅😅😅

[@felixnyamongo]

The judge🙌🙌🙌🙌😂 Keeping a straight face. Awesome acting.

[@ricksegal3065]

I'm 69, understood nothing but loved it and found it hilarious. Each generation has their own and I find this video far out and groovy! Right on, solid and peace ✌️.

[@FalconFlyer75]

29 your generation at least makes sense (for example I’ve never used the terms far our or Groovy but it’s not hard to understand what it means) Gen Z may as well have been speaking another language

[@solodolotrevino]

@@FalconFlyer75 you only understand it because it's been around since you were born.

[@njugunamaina]

Ha, 69. Nice👌

[@gregwoodin5630]

What is 69 doing in the comments section?

[@ricksegal3065]

@@gregwoodin5630 why not? Can't I enjoy the work of younger people?

[@jonnykelleyy]

shoutout to the editing here, fast paced! great performances and writing too as always

[@elmagnifico1]

It’s the fast pace that really sells it especially with the judge

[@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248]

Can't believe a bunch of millennials could execute this without being cringe

[@PlatinumHustle]

That yet dance at 1:45 tho 🤣🕺

[@FilthyRich247]

"Oooh he's definitely vibing." 🤣

[@janek7955]

skrrt skrrt, get to the point had me dead

[@user-se2xg7tq5u]

We gonna need an entire series. This is better than any lawyer series

[@seitavw]

on god

[@joshuaokujah6615]

@@seitavw 😂😂 facts

[@MonsieurGuy]

He's giving main character vibes

[@ioridiangellis525]

Fax

[@balthazarduclos2673]

for real

[@user-wl9ig7yb6r]

The collective "sheeeesh" at 2:08 had me weak, no cap ong.

[@SarahErsch]

I’m snatched, okay boomer and 😂

[@sagaswp]

It got the girl behind them too.

[@numberyellow]

This feels like a scene from an "idiocracy" prequel.. My brain hurts now.

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

I'm wrapped up holding myself with that laugh that's so hard it's almost silent. This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂

[@Kal-qn9rw]

I am absolutely horrified, I understood %10 of this.

[@sirbughunter]

I understood 40% and I'm still scared ☠️

[@simonhailom2477]

boomer

[@kingfogu999]

110%

[@bryanthomas7420]

Boomer alert

[@cyberdron]

I think you shouldn't be. If you understood all of it then yes, you should be really scared

[@shaeziej8049]

I can't imagine how much fun all y'all had making this. 😂Legit

[@MwauraXavier]

"Your honor tell me he is badgering my client without telling me he is badgering my client" Judge: "overruled"

[@Max_Jordan]

This feels like a prequel to Idiocracy

[@lucca3084]

This is unironically the best video I've ever seen in my life No cap, fr on god

[@motlakamakhura]

Fr fr no cap bruv

[@jimbarino2]

It's always on god.

[@zakariaelyabouri1908]

Nah das a 🧢

[@vallenadithya]

sheesh

[@lazyken6468]

Deadass?

[@DarkGomito]

-"Is always on God!" -"Sheeeeshhhh" Lmao I'm weak 😭💀this one is a W period.🤣

[@hmemcpy5807]

Periodt

[@johnoliverfainsan3115]

How does this video not have a million views already, it's tightly written and the acting was spot on.

[@maori297]

If aliens come to earth, this is going to be the first thing I show them

[@alyssakleinhans3190]

*sigh,* okay: Defendant: there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat [disappearing pictures] to prove that Lawyer: This party you speak of: how would you describe it? Defendant: the party was positively [awesome] Prosecutor: that's [a lie] your honor; it's [appearing to be] leading questions Judge: [Calm down] Mr Simpson you'll have your chance to [respond] Prosecutor: this [is lame] chief L: so the night your girlfriend went missing you hosted a [awesome] party Defendant: [You can say that again] L: [I'm done] J: we should [share your video showing your perspective] when it's your turn to [respond] Prosecutor: I just have one problem with Mr Jennings statement here. You see, Mr Jennings went under oath less than a month ago. You said that this party was straight up [lame and trying too hard] Defendant: [That's a lie] P: You're just the [biggest liar] on the stand Defendant: [No way] P: so then this party can't hold the cell? Defendant: [Do you swear]? P: [darn right] L: objection your honor stop [putting pressure on him] J: you're being a bit [embarassing] L: [Old man?!] J: clearly you [knew what you were doing] P: I [don't lie] J: a little bit [bitter] now P: Mr Jennings would you agree that you [have style] Jury 1: oh he's definitely [cool] P: That feeling when you [used to be ugly but turned good-looking] D: [yes?] P: well Mr Jennings I'm just curious and ladies and gentlemen please don't let this [fail] Jury 2: he's [owning this like he's on tv and the main character] P: Mr Jennings why'd you [suddenly change] D: I didn't [suddenly change] P: that's [a lie] and you know D: I'm [the shit] J2: [tell him!] P: this is [very funny], Mr Simpson J2: [awkward] P: Because I was at this party, and when you arrive you were [startled]. You were [complaining] all over the place because within minutes you [left] that party J1: he's [cute] D: [Lie], I don't even know how to [get out of somewhere quickly] L: [he's badgering my client] J: Overruled P: [word] J: I need the [truth] D: [A video was posted of me singing the Pony song] P: [You were but then changed] Jury 3: [This is so funny] bro P: you are [suspicious] D: Your honor, are you seriously gonna let [these lies] go on in your… J: [Repeat a part of the story again] and get to the point P: see Mr Jennings left the party early I'm not [lying] J2: is this [definitely true] P: it's always [definitely true] J2 and J3: [wowwwww] P: you see the party was his Alibi J3: I'm [in shock] D: okay [old person] P: and this young man is not the [great and confident person] you all think he is D: I can't [believe this] P: the [really great person] was Alyssa Johnson J2: he's about to [say a lot] P: Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party D: I'm sorry your honor I can't [lie] anymore okay. I am [suspicious] J: All y'all are [overreacting] D: your girlfriend didn't like your [style] so you choked her to death in the driveway. I know that's [problematic], I'm [problematic] J: Big [mistake] P: It's the spending life behind bars [that makes me happy]

[@p.t.benzinger2179]

Thanks for this translation.

[@dad5draco]

Why'd you translate it? It beat the whole point. 😭

[@abcdddeca]

I know I'm a bit late to the party but I have a couple questions: 1. "P: so this party can't hold the cell?" what does this mean? 2. " L: [Old man?!]" does she say "saddie" as slang here? I'm having trouble understanding/piecing it together. 3. after "J: a little bit [bitter] now" the 2 guys in the crowd say... "wig(???)" I think... what does that mean? 4. "D: I'm [the shit]" does the guy say "I'm a whole ass move" or "I'm a whole ass mood?"

[@baron9676]

"It's the spending life behind bars for me"😂😂

[@j_cranberry]

"ceo of lying on the stand"

[@durban55]

See the thing is I’ve gotten so used to this language that it didn’t even notice it was “Gen z slang” 😭😭

[@TonyStaddus]

Greatest skit *EVER!* I know y'all had *Hella* bloopers filming this one 😂

[@krislong82]

That bit low key slapped on God Brodie had me weak wit the Period Ahh period uhh Sis was on deck but ngl wha had me was the dis ain’t it chief lol frfr I deadass laughed skit was fire on the dead homies bruh no cap

[@DBDUndisputed]

On my mama cuh

[@danield982]

Stevie and co delivers once again. Sincerely hoping they continue to grow as they are putting out some of the best content in all of KZbin.

[@gardnerj44]

Hundo P

[@user-hi2nd]

Fr no cap.

[@koristrange2782]

Stray fax

[@toonspade4646]

On god

[@iTransfiguration]

this shit bussin bussin

[@snsmystic]

As a 32 y/o, I understand 1% of the gen z slang.

same :(

[@I_am_FRANCO]

I am 18. I am not an American marine that's why I didn't understand nothing

[@100Kakdela]

I am 33 and it legit sounded like a foreign language.

[@AhmedFathy-lt6wl]

I'm barely 26 and I didn't understand shit..

[@royaltyblessed2454]

Sadly I'm in my 30s and know most of it...ngl a lot of this slang was more of black/urban thing before it went full on tiktok lol

[@josephfung3058]

the fact that i have a younger cousin studying law who also speaks like this...im gonna be a law abiding citizen from now on. love him but he aint representing me

[@editingsecrets]

Love the idea that THIS video makes everyone born after 2005 into the most courteous law abiding generation of all time... just in case!

[@souljaunt3291]

“That’s cap your honor, It’s giving leading question” “this ain’t it, chief”😂😂

[@ekolbatx]

Edit, script, and cast are fire AF no cap

[@1rsry]

2:08 love how the girl in the back couldn’t hold it in anymore and was about to laugh lol

[@Ridku13]

Lmao

[@21Mewzyk]

"Objection!" "Overruled, let him cook"

[@conradpham]

They could make an entire TV series with this

[@profuse101]

*Slamming the gavel repeatedly* "ALL YALL EXTRA!" This broke me

[@nicolospinelli4604]

"he's giving main character energy" craked me up

[@tomato2517]

That dude had the funniest lines

[@navid24601]

I'm a speaker/learner of English (as a foreign language). And I only understood "sus" among all those slang words. Jesus you devastated me 😵‍💫😮‍💨

[@Marcell2aG]

Judge: “Clearly he understood the assignment.” 😂

[@sirbughunter]

I love how the KZbin AI for subtitles has absolutely no clue what they talk about 🤣🤣

[@smolderingfox4645]

Is this how people will fight against the machines? And more importantly, is the price worth it?

[@marufhassan634]

I didn't understand half of the stuff they said but when Nikki said Daddy to the Judge, I lost it.

[@JW-qd3ol]

I KNOW lmaooooo

[@jch010]

i believe she said 'zaddy'

[@scr3am273]

Zaddy

[@nate_storm]

zaddy

[@cupcake_whale]

@@jch010 what does that mean???? 😭

[@louisspeicher7066]

That "I'm weak bruh" is the most spot on line I have ever heard in a video or movie.

[@BetwixtDogAndWolf]

“It’s the spending life behind bars for me”😂

[@bosshadowrock]

You should use subtitles like in "Airplane" when they translated "sheeeeett" into "golly"

[@MugenNiFukuzatsuna]

THIS!

[@comicbooknerd3570]

Lmao yesss 😂

[@domdude491]

The way they got all the words on point, is so real

[@mauropuglia7991]

Ong

[@Ravisingh-vs8gj]

This no cap an art period

[@bquaza8169]

"Clearly you understood the assignment." The scariest thing about this skit is how accurate the script is. Props to everyone who had to suffer through the making of this video.

[@Hanabi_slaysttv]

It's the spending life behind bars for me got me weak af 🤣

[@khisa17]

finally....after days of marathoning tf out of this channel ive finally caught up with you guys

[@kochenk9521]

The pacing is so great. Great acting and writing💯

[@douvyyschannel7243]

We need more of this 😂

[@AdamKoskiTetrahedron]

Wow. It's like going back to 1000 A.D. and hearing old English... good luck explaining you need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to leave that court room 😄

[@AJKing8]

"is this on god?" "Its always on god" 😂😂😂

[@zeroChannelJJ]

We need a part 2!!!!!!!!

[@speedyflash8]

Never have I been so edified. Y'all had me buqqin though fr fr ngl on god

[@TraumaGarden]

No cap

[@beltedearth3137]

No Cap on a stack this had me dying for real for real! Keep Pushing P and keepin it 💯!! Channel is really giving main character engery rn hahaha 🤣🤣🤣!!!!

[@Driver_Eddie]

I had to watch this one with captions just to keep up

[@tobiogunyemi7631]

Good lord, I've only seen the IG version of this - there's more?! Yes!

[@strauss7151]

"Main character energy" 😆😆

[@danser_theplayer01]

This is why it's called slang, because you don't substitute every word with it. Imagine people actually talking in full slang mode.

[@00ellayy]

This was deadass a full on slang lesson ngl

[@maxgotts5895]

"Skrt skrt get to the point" is incredible

[@bobfranco1886]

“Mr. Jennings why you switch up?” Courtroom -😮🫢🤯 Me - 😅😂🤣👍🏼

[@alexanderraymond4634]

Love your guy's work, always hilarious. Definitely always bringing that main character energy.

[@Arza333]

I had to replay it three times when Nikki said " period " haha shes so funny and her delivery is always amazing! xD

[@QuickandDirty]

I think she said periot

[@dl555]

Glad you guys have as much fun making these as we do watching them.

[@totalyep]

Nikki is so awesome. She would be amazing in movies and SNL.

[@thejasetuonoho4973]

"Skrrt.skrrt...get to the point " 😂

[@maggiedoesnothaveyoutube]

for some reason i really want to watch a show with this dialogue

[@sirbughunter]

Yeah, same. But I really don't, tbh 🤣

[@megaprimegamer1184]

Do u want a migraine lol?

[@comicbooknerd3570]

Lmao me too 😂

[@CademanLillywhite]

I wouldn't understand shit 😂

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Only if it has subtitles.

[@elpuma25]

This is so extra, I love it fr fr.

[@therealiblack16]

This was most def one of the court cases of all time. Had me 💀

[@getbasedtv]

this is like a MUCH better version of the SNL skit w/ Elon Musk

[@JW-qd3ol]

SNL is trash compared to Stevie and crew.

[@getbasedtv]

@@JW-qd3ol 100% agree

[@sauce8277]

Eh. They are both cringe. But the pacing was better on the SNL. They were going for a fast pace on this one on purpose but it felt off for how I see the pace that Gen Z acts sometimes unlike the SNL which looked a lot how I would expect them act. Also….Elon Musk. Both are good for their own reasons.

[@Blasphemy4kidz]

No cap this video was next level from your normal stuff, big ups and keep it drippin

[@kyanberusama8847]

"this ain't it chief" 😂😂😂😂

[@alexcrawford5350]

Haha, an older lady and Stevie laughing in the blooper at the end!