I bet the "leg rubber" actually had some reasonable advice and Karl did what he always does and remembers half of what was said and then just adds words he knows to fill the gaps.
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
@JacobofhouseTravillski No, that's mental.
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
@JacobofhouseTravillski Aparently you and your brain being the same thing is though...
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
@JacobofhouseTravillski You and Karl would get along like a house on fire.
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
@JacobofhouseTravillski You clearly lie to yourself to make yourself feel better though.
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
@JacobofhouseTravillski Points? Are you referring to that page of dribble you wrote?
@SteampunkResistance9 жыл бұрын
When Steve bursts out laughing and walks off and you can hear him in the background. That gets me EVERY time!!! He rarely laughs that hard unless it's extremely funny xD
@MrMydickissohard5 жыл бұрын
almost like all humans...
@_booth79925 жыл бұрын
billy bill jimmy fallon has left the chat.
@noka795 жыл бұрын
He laughs all the time
@soilology4 жыл бұрын
thats why i love steve so much
@omegaman64944 жыл бұрын
The only other times I can remember are Karl's diary entries where he couldn't get through the bit where Karl asks Suzanne if he ever told her about the immune system and the pub that banned a horse from coming in and it was the horse's regular lmao
@FindTheFun7 жыл бұрын
"I said that was the dumbest thing you ever said" "Well, listen to this then"
@GoodDeedsEveryday6 жыл бұрын
I never caught that the first time. Well spotted 😂
@phoenixcoleman77775 жыл бұрын
I think he was just trying to back his point up
@hgrunt1005 жыл бұрын
How are you getting HBO from that International Harvester?
@TheSeanoops5 жыл бұрын
“Hold me pint,” says Karl.
@WhiteRussianBC5 жыл бұрын
Hey, you're me!
@creakushcoliko420410 жыл бұрын
08:25 ''Your blood's paranoid.'' ''You've got jealous bones.'' ''You're the sort of person whose stomach's hungrier than you.''
@janderson27095 жыл бұрын
That third one is golden
@C-Jay73 жыл бұрын
“your eyes can see further than you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kieranflaherty33162 жыл бұрын
These exact quotes are why I'm here 😂 my friend and I quote them all the time!
@samwit78044 жыл бұрын
The explosion of tic tac’s was a great touch
@salsamancer7 жыл бұрын
he probably had a pinched nerve and completely misunderstood the leg rubber
@joshuaduncan88343 жыл бұрын
"You've got jealous bones" kills me every time. The phrase "jealous bones" has such a novel ring to it, I tried to use it as a new gmail account recently, but someone had taken it already. See? It's clearly classic.
@TiroDvD2 жыл бұрын
Well there is a doctor that can treat it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqLFgq2jfbR_hpo
@SAMagic Жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is you're jealous of Jealous Bones?😊
@pringlebatch Жыл бұрын
I agree, it's comedy gold
@wustardsauce6 жыл бұрын
I thought “kicked me height” was some British way of saying “reached my peak”. Nope.
@zeeweed1505 жыл бұрын
Nah fam reached your potential
@caseycheetahm31915 жыл бұрын
Ruan I thought he was on about pulling his own wieght
@youhustlinmeboi53355 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahaha this is Karl Pilkington
@SneefyQuaffles5 жыл бұрын
You cant define an idiom with an idiom But yeh ik what u mean
@bvaia5 жыл бұрын
@@zeeweed150 which also mean "reached my peak"
@lazerous850611 жыл бұрын
You know its funny when you can hear Steve laughing
@asdfghjkl524725 жыл бұрын
bim tosh on rare occasions Karl laughs!
@vhseshproductions23784 жыл бұрын
There was thinking it was when I was laughing
@Wegetsu3 жыл бұрын
@@asdfghjkl52472 In the podcasts it's rare, but in the original radio shows which I prefer tbf he laughed much more.
@detectiveh73993 жыл бұрын
@@vhseshproductions2378 good one
@vhseshproductions23783 жыл бұрын
@@detectiveh7399 thanjs
@M2Mil7er7 жыл бұрын
the masseur was talking about mindfulness meditation. essentially training your brain to not get carried away with stressful thoughts.
@NinjaSloth694 жыл бұрын
@John Gilmore you sound stressed, maybe you should try meditating?
@tonoornottono3 жыл бұрын
@457 0X the masseur was not the one to say these things. karl is just too stupid to remember it properly
@ericlayton88883 жыл бұрын
@@tonoornottono there’s a big difference between being stupid and finding it difficult to articulate thoughts. “Brain in charge of me” is basically invasive thoughts, which a lot of people suffer from. Karl makes a lot of really good points and observations but can’t articulate it well enough for Steve and Ricky to grasp
@matthewwilliams99163 жыл бұрын
Who let you in?
@jackftww12 жыл бұрын
You're talking shit. Play a record.
@redlady9354 жыл бұрын
Anyone who doesn't have Karl in their life is missing out on absolute comedy gold. A shame most people encountered him initially from Sky stuff as is not an introduction that does him justice.
@creakushcoliko420410 жыл бұрын
08:47 ''You're the sort of person whose eyes can see further than you can.''
@trentb31487 жыл бұрын
It's likely his "leg rubber" was talking about a pinched sciatic nerve, and Karl misunderstood the explanation of what that is.
@aydan01616 жыл бұрын
Tre B could you explain?
@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly6 жыл бұрын
Tre B but Karl sucks at explaining that
@bnap32214 жыл бұрын
Wubba Wubba plonker
@WhatIsBacon4 жыл бұрын
The thing the leg rubber was doing was a femoral or sciatic nerve test. Ricky is so close-minded. He just instantly assumes he knows about everything.
@WhatIsBacon4 жыл бұрын
@John Gilmore I would agree, but I've seen Ricky in other stuff. If it doesn't conform to his standard view of the world, he immediately dismisses it. Which is strange, because that's the exact opposite of the scientific principles he goes on about.
@TB-dz8lm3 жыл бұрын
1:53 "Christ Almighty do some fucking work" hahaha
@Syntax19903 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing on the whole show. I watched it several times and it cracks me up every time....
@TheOpenmindStudio3 жыл бұрын
"When you go to sleep..." Steven: "Close your eyes." Line.
@tisme11053 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry you're not dead" lol
@mohammedashian80942 жыл бұрын
“It may seem like it but you’re not” 🤣
@buckwheatjackson17612 жыл бұрын
“You’re just asleep.”
@nathanwears90695 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I just got an ad for headspace at the end of this vid telling me to focus on my feet and toes to help me get to sleep
@Jackskellington91003 жыл бұрын
9:56 The laughter from both Ricky and Steve is hilarious 😂😂
@FranMSK3 жыл бұрын
The way they animate the lads is spot-on.
@StephNuggs7 жыл бұрын
Karl - "oh, you're obviously that sort of person who....." Ricky - " who's a fuck-wit! Hahaha"
@Lloydy01056 жыл бұрын
Svahn ‘who’s gullible enough to spend 46 quid on this... hokum’
@Strontstash5 жыл бұрын
To the man/woman that animates these, bless your soul.. i'm working my abs hard
@AA-hg5fkАй бұрын
I met the animator of this, hairy fella, ate a lot of bananas...
@emilyharwood894 жыл бұрын
I know EXACTLY what he means when he says he was using his eyes even though they were shut 😂😂 Your eyes are closed my your eyeballs keep moving about as if you're looking for stuff!
@ValValiantThor2162 жыл бұрын
Oh Emily this isn't medicine 😅
@WanderingChin Жыл бұрын
Play a record.
@layeththesmacketh5 жыл бұрын
09:56 That moment when you laugh so hard you actually have difficulty breathing.
@victoriaparker27054 жыл бұрын
I've listened to these over and over again and the conclusion that they get funnier each time I hear them. Lol
@cheetoschrist56854 жыл бұрын
Actually the whole "focusing on your toes" is a real meditation exercise for mindfullness or like gettting your mind down to earth when it gets carried away with unnecessary thoughts Karl totally misunderstood the point tho lmao
@mistertwister20005 жыл бұрын
What makes it funnier is that you can tell what he means, but he says it in about the dumbest way possible
@jenniferalmenar738 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Plinkington is a classic version of what I call an "idiot filter". Information goes in normally and comes out sounding idiotic. 😂
@MyManface11 жыл бұрын
3.10 young karl drops tictacs when he falls over hahaha
@isabellalink14434 жыл бұрын
I think they are tic tacs coming off the driveway, in reference to Ricky's joke about using them the redo the driveway haha.
@ChodeMaster4 жыл бұрын
@@isabellalink1443 no, Karl once got crates of tictacs off somewhere.
@lauralioncoaching4 жыл бұрын
'tinging it's way up the tube' 😂😂😂
@SonRob013 жыл бұрын
My therapist pretty much tells me the same thing the leg rubber tells Karl that I need to not let one part of my brain control the rest and that I need to consciously be in control rather then let it run wild
@randompasserby98177 жыл бұрын
When he said if he was controlling his brain or was his brain controlling him, it goes both ways, you don't control your heart beat and your brain takes over breathing when your not paying attention.
@davidg45127 жыл бұрын
he was using his eyes even though they were shut. looooooool
@Hollers4446 жыл бұрын
I do that sometimes, makes it hard to sleep
@pshuckle74885 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's funny about that. It makes perfect sense. You can't move your eyes when your eyelids are shut?
@MyName_Jeff5 жыл бұрын
@@pshuckle7488 It really doesn't, might wanna try thinking a little.
@pshuckle74885 жыл бұрын
@@MyName_Jeff You might want to try thinking a little more.
@dan..........6 жыл бұрын
If you experience nerve irritation in your legs, depending on the cause, it can be relieved by an exercise called 'Nerve flossing', whereby you perform specific movements that 'floss' and lengthen the nerve, reducing the irritation. This could be what Carl meant by him having short nerves
@tomsharpe22513 жыл бұрын
Which movements
@danielmedina4276 Жыл бұрын
Is that where the Fortnite Dance comes from?
@pringlebatch Жыл бұрын
God bless Karl and his ability to turn perfectly cromulemt concepts into pure bollocks
@rickycee92657 жыл бұрын
😁 " I didn't kick me height in the playground Me Dad used to get me to do it the back garden 😂😅
@youhustlinmeboi53355 жыл бұрын
Lmao I can just imagine it happening.
@inconsistentinternetvideos3 жыл бұрын
“Your the sort of person who’s stomachs hungrier than you” hahaha
@tranidite3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxMallard I do that often
@atree7237 жыл бұрын
Thank you Karl, you make me feel like an astrophysicist
@hackhenk4 жыл бұрын
@Wubba Wubba How high were you when you wrote this?
@tranidite3 жыл бұрын
@@hackhenk What is Paris Hilton secretly super fucking smart or smth? I'm generally asking because all I know is she's literally the definition of a stock standard model or actresses, that and how she got fucked up in a rehab for kids as a kid.
@westmcgee93203 жыл бұрын
“Sorry to start off with such a hard question.” 😆
@Txukie3 жыл бұрын
"Karl my toe's better" gets me every time
@snickerdoooodle5 жыл бұрын
It's kinda fun figuring out what's going on in Karl's life that even he doesn't fully realize. It's like he walked into a chiropractic building and didn't even know where he was going. I have a strong feeling his "looking at me toes" story is him trying to recall the act of laying down and thinking about different parts of your body "shutting down" for the night, starting at your toes.
@justgame55085 жыл бұрын
That’s why I’m bald, getting up at half 4”😂😂
@Hicksy8105 жыл бұрын
When did Bill Bailey become a professional leg rubber?
@LordOfAllVikings4 жыл бұрын
nice!
@Wesssss844 жыл бұрын
You haven’t got any Lenor have ya?? Brilliant 😂😂😂
@barbosaguzman61015 жыл бұрын
When you go to sleep.... close your eyes, but karl... keep breathing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Craydlin11 ай бұрын
I think that’s the hardest Karl has ever made Steve laugh 😂
@sha8342 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣.. This conversation reminds me of a typical conversation with my neighbor. I can’t control my laughter when my neighbor speaks. One chat my neighbor and I were having. After busting into laughter uncontrollably in response to her outlandish comments. I said, “ You’re so funny “!! Suddenly the look on her face became stone serious as she then replied, “ How do you mean that “?! Lmfao 🤣 Once I could stop laughing even harder. I simply said, “ You know, as in Ha Ha Ha”! Her face remained serious and for approx. 30 seconds you could see she had to think about my response. Finally she smiled and said, “ Ohh okay “! There hasn’t been a conversation with her since then that I’m not laughing my ass off at her.
@steves9414 жыл бұрын
Miss this show so much.
@n3r0wolfe6 жыл бұрын
imma have to disagree with carl here.. if i was blind and all they did was mice, id take the chance.. i mean, whats the worst that can happen? i go blind? LOL
@avosmash21215 жыл бұрын
@17ll3 x214 this is not just your average everyday blindness....this is....ADVANCED blindness.
@MutarFuqueer4 жыл бұрын
They could give you mice eyes
@JustTheHighlights9 жыл бұрын
I almost died at the end.
@C-Jay73 жыл бұрын
better go the the leg rubber then
@Subaruej20 Жыл бұрын
Did you see him land in the tick tacks 😂😂
@magicman92185 жыл бұрын
This should be called the Karl Pilkington show because he provides 100% of the material while they giggle in the background
@filipzawistowski43904 жыл бұрын
This is such an old and banal point I don't know why people still bother making it. Karl wasn't in the show from the beginning, he was the producer. Also, Ricky Gervais is just a bigger name than Karl Pilkington. I don't know why people need to make themselves feel clever by saying "THIS SHOULD BE THE KARL PILKINGTON SHOW, FOR I HAVE NOTICED HE IS THE STAR." Well fucking duh.
@arthurtheslime93593 жыл бұрын
@@filipzawistowski4390 don't get your knickers in a twist pal, it's just that the other two really aren't that funny. No wonder they brought Karl in, nobody was watching otherwise.
@tranidite3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurtheslime9359 You're right, it's literally just the Ricky and the other dude reacting to Karl with an occasional insult to his character for variety. I'm honestly surprised that the two had a show before Karl came on with how little they provide to Karl. Though I'm guessing they could've been more so script comedians than live and that's why they're very bland.
@FlamesLFC3 жыл бұрын
@@tranidite ever heard of the office?
@neilgarrick6401 Жыл бұрын
@@arthurtheslime9359 you don't understand how this type of comedy works. Sometimes there needs to be a balance to the crazy side of the humour. If it was just 3 Karls going on & on (instead of 1 but with Ricky & Steve setting him up for each fall) it wouldn't work half as well
@Shade5719 ай бұрын
2:23 that’s probably the funniest animation in the show Just imagine Karl doing that at 7 years old lol
@BananaMike7808 жыл бұрын
I love karl
@anniatole2 жыл бұрын
2:22 gets me thru day Cheers from the fucked up future….2022
@StargazerFS1286 жыл бұрын
Carl is a weapon!!
@Steven_McCrae5 жыл бұрын
This and KP plumbing where amazing
@tonyvirgo5911 жыл бұрын
"Christi almighty, do some fucking work!"....I love em!
@2482smitty5 жыл бұрын
I love ricks laugh. It's a marmite thing I know.
@kiwi_reddragon92124 жыл бұрын
I never knew this but this leg rubber is Russel brand, you can find audio of both Russel and Karl talking about it
@CallMeFreakFujiko7 жыл бұрын
I just had a dream where I had to put in the safe number '1037' and then I woke up and it was 10:37. Oh no. I became Karl Pilkington.
@captainnihilism6 жыл бұрын
CallMeFreakFujiko There is no 10:37
@DowzerWTP726 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to ruin the dream (be it 9 months ago), but often when we wake up, the first few things we see are formulated into the memory of the dreams we just had. So it's totally possible (in fact probably more likely) that you seeing the clock triggered you to believe that you saw that time in your dream, even though you actually never dreamt it. Much the same as Déjà Vu. Read up on how Déjà Vu works, and it might help you understand what I'm saying.
@soubhagyabairiganjan58164 жыл бұрын
"Professional leg rubber" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lost4815162342Fan7 жыл бұрын
9:58 your welcome 😂😂😂
@SnookboneАй бұрын
you're
@messer213 жыл бұрын
That animation is just amazing
@GustavoCardoso953 жыл бұрын
The best part for me is the fucking ponytail on the legrubber! 😂😂😂😂
@cameronpeppercp7 жыл бұрын
I need video footage of these podcasts 😂😂
@krissuyx6 жыл бұрын
Cameron Pepper This is the footage. It's clear that Karl lives in a cartoon world.
@tag6656 жыл бұрын
Kristjan Kangro hahahahahah 😂
@k452074 жыл бұрын
I kicked me height when I was a kid 😂😂 I could watch this a million times
@nathanb0113 жыл бұрын
The thing about the brain controlling you or you controlling the brain is actually a profound question about consciousness that isn't yet entirely answered by science. Not sure if Karl meant it that way, though.
@philbecker46762 жыл бұрын
I'll take "No he didn't" for a thousand.
@MorphingReality6 жыл бұрын
This show makes eating more difficult.
@KatieRuby5 жыл бұрын
I like how Ricky mishears Karl at first when they're talking about focusing on his toe to get to sleep! 'he's a witch, told you to put a toad under the bed,' I'm surprised Karl didn't answer him!
@filipzawistowski43904 жыл бұрын
... you misunderstood, he didn't mishear, he just said the toad example because the leg rubber was talking such bollocks he sounds like a witch, and witches have toads. He could have made the same joke with a black cat.
@OneOfManyDaves5 жыл бұрын
Tic tac drive, amazing touch!
@patrickemmerson29247 жыл бұрын
"The outside of your body's longer than your inside" Isn't that true for everyone?
@Nemo7The7Pirate75 жыл бұрын
I was taught its the other way around, like back in school on the biology classes the length of the intestines was like the "cool facts" for any kid.
@SpiritSpellweaver5 жыл бұрын
The inside is longer than the outside, once it’s unraveled.
@oshawott53084 жыл бұрын
intestines are like shoelaces.
@imstoned66 жыл бұрын
“I kicked me height” lmfao
@cannonfodder40003 жыл бұрын
3:11 The tic tacs lol, good detail
@JimijaymesProductions6 жыл бұрын
In Karl's defence you aren't in control of your brain, your concious existence doesn't make decisions your subconscious does. Watch vsauce.
@ChodeMaster4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@danj71233 жыл бұрын
Just be aware of your toe Karl. Don't use your eyes mate! Lol this was hilarious! 😂
@riccardocovi53673 жыл бұрын
Thank you.... Nothing else to add
@mmgmagic5 жыл бұрын
This show feels like people picking on that one kid in school that doesn't speak english as his first language.
@corpsemachine69495 жыл бұрын
Its just cringy when they're picking on those kids,this is funny because they're all mentally capable,but Karl just doesn't care
@moltenguava94183 жыл бұрын
This should really be the Karl Pilkington Show.
@josephstewart28212 жыл бұрын
Ricky says himself that it is really the Karl pilkington show, he only called it the Ricky Gervais show at the time because no one would have heard of Karl and it wouldn't have got as many listeners as if they used his name.
@typeerk5 жыл бұрын
Truly Karl is Ricky's gift to the world!
@iisnipa7 жыл бұрын
Karl is actually enlightened
@philipsadler17246 жыл бұрын
No he fucking isn't. He's funny but he's a fucking idiot.
@jamesford54856 жыл бұрын
He is more enlightened than most but doesn't realise that's why he thinks and acts the way he does. Probably because he has friends like them that make fun of people who think differently. I'm surprised he shares anything with them, I wouldn't.
@philipsadler17246 жыл бұрын
james ford I'm hungover.
@jamesford54856 жыл бұрын
Philip Sadler that's the worst.
@oliverosullivan84976 жыл бұрын
Watching the videos many times Ricky and Steve come across close minded and idiotic
@juanio70365 жыл бұрын
The animation is hilarious 😂
@mehdimiah9393 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't believe I found a episode I haven't watched. Gonna be a good night's sleep 😴
@jamesdaws43082 жыл бұрын
The therapist was probably actually saying something along the lines of Karl needing to do more neurodynamic exercise as that’s a common treatment for something like sciatica
@kernelkumquat5103 жыл бұрын
3 years to go to cure blindness
@LuminalSpoon5 ай бұрын
I think we're there now... Maybe...
@IHATEYANKS416 жыл бұрын
If you turn the leg rubbers head upside down it is the same shape as Dignity drawn by Kirk van Houten
@analothor5 жыл бұрын
You're the sort of person who's eyes can see further than you can 👀
@chriswade98714 жыл бұрын
" Christ almighty, do some fucking work " 😂😂😂
@peainapodtube2 жыл бұрын
karl is right about the nerves being too short -- it is a real thing
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
Look when the blind fellow comes in don't say we've done it on mice, just say we've done it on eyes
@ElvisLivesUpstairs4 жыл бұрын
Haha he even struggled to remember his own age.
@GhostDcuo5 жыл бұрын
i would love to see him make another season of this but, i bet its like when you take mdma with your friends and by the early hours of the morning you have said literally everything that could ever be said to each other lol
@elliot07123 жыл бұрын
Only 3 more years until we cure blindness 😚
@raymondfarmergiles3 жыл бұрын
oh karl just genius 👏🤣
@somebodyoncetoldme1704 Жыл бұрын
You don't cut Ricky mid "I'm gonna die". Ricky's laugh is half the bit.
@chmartin44422 күн бұрын
This is comedy gold
@peterjv87482 жыл бұрын
2:40 "kicked me height."
@BigyetiTechnologies Жыл бұрын
It Steve's job just to ask "what does that mean?"
3 жыл бұрын
@ 9:09 A very underrated laugh from Ricky.
@TheANTguyz11 жыл бұрын
"So basically you met someone as stupid as you!"- Brilliant! XD
@silverbayonett4 жыл бұрын
3:10 notice the tic tacs from the driveway
@williamsmith6664 жыл бұрын
Suck the driveway if ya like!
@ksportz663 жыл бұрын
I got a bad rash on my legs after long walk in USA. My missus rubbed them while telling me it was because I was so unfit. Went to Pharmacy and she said I had Disney Leg !!! Had too look it up. The missus has never stopped reminding me of this after any leg pain.
@lalakers19844 жыл бұрын
2:30 ricky I'll think you'll find that's 18 years karl has been working