Stephen merchant has such a good laugh when he really goes for it
@samyheath81037 жыл бұрын
I agree, I always replay his laugh, its rare haha
@J-SH067 жыл бұрын
grace l I knew a chick he used to root. An Aussie chick. She said it was not bad. 👍
@placebodomingo32774 жыл бұрын
Joe SHANGHAI so Stephen Merchant gave her the “Stephen Root?” 🙃
@codiefitz38763 жыл бұрын
That’s a strange thing to say
@flatplant5 жыл бұрын
If you want to consider how old the ancient Egyptians are consider this: the ancient Egyptians were as old to the ancient Greeks as the ancient greeks are to us.
@RidiculousComedy004 жыл бұрын
I thought they coexisted for a little while
@Sip_Dhit4 жыл бұрын
@@RidiculousComedy00 yea but not the ancient Egyptians
@beastvader4 жыл бұрын
Yup and apparently we're closer to the time of Cleopatra than she was to when the pyramids of Giza were constructed. It's insane how ancient their civilisation is!
@balloe34664 жыл бұрын
@@RidiculousComedy00 that was post-Alexandrian Egypt so the royal house was Greek
@user-hj3sj2bc1r4 жыл бұрын
I spent like 10 minutes reading your original comment and contemplating life lol
@KAMIKAZEKITTIES6 жыл бұрын
I spent two years in Egypt and I can confirm you DO NOT use public restrooms unless its at a mall or well known place like McDonalds. Just dont.
@MrSaucyBeans6 жыл бұрын
reason being?
@spookylemon49475 жыл бұрын
Beany They’re fucking disgusting
@damiairis43445 жыл бұрын
Beany - you cannot put toilet paper down the loo, you have to put it in a bin.
@JNYC-gb1pp5 жыл бұрын
You know you're in a shit hole when McDonalds has the cleanest bathrooms.
@JNYC-gb1pp5 жыл бұрын
@@damiairis4344 Mexicans do this. I used to work in a company in New York and we had to have a meeting about how when taking a shit we should NOT wipe our asses and put the shit-stained TP in the GARBAGE CAN. Yeah, we had a meeting about this issue - and we all knew who they were addressing.
@magz77269 жыл бұрын
"Died from a dirty ass" lmao!!
@nathanielrincon79079 жыл бұрын
tsk tsk
@DottaNatural8 жыл бұрын
Thats no joke. Clean your butt properly.
@cartmanofsp8 жыл бұрын
What I like to do boys. Is I like to smear shit on my face, then use the one sheet of toilet paper to wash my face off!
@gemaquinonez50676 жыл бұрын
King Maggot u got insta
@dougbriglmen7163 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@kevanbrown76203 жыл бұрын
"It's like a car, yeah use a hose, but where's the sponge" hilarious.
@placebodomingo32774 жыл бұрын
I love all these guys. It’s hilarious to me that Karl is generally seen as inept, yet he’s been all around the world and has become a seasoned explorer. Watching him explain to Warwick that the rabbit head “wasn’t that bad” illustrates his growth as a traveler 🤣
@JamesJJSMilton3 жыл бұрын
He's not stupid. He's just not especially smart. Just a normal bloke.
@MrCostaC3 жыл бұрын
These recordings were before he went around the world
@MrBuddyHolly18 жыл бұрын
"Ding dong" God, I love Steve.
@Sychonut4 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. The cartoon makes it so much better.
@reallysmallguy38714 жыл бұрын
Love how Karl never get offended and Ricky literally is just brought him on the show to take the piss out of him
@michaelsrite8224 жыл бұрын
Not literally. Figuratively.
@custardclips77514 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video maybe a thousand times and it always makes me laugh. Ricky's reactions are priceless.
@G2020-5 жыл бұрын
The survival technique still has me in tears of laughter every time I hear it.
@dan0035 жыл бұрын
Ricky's "what?" at 4:07 had me in stitches.
@fervunk11435 жыл бұрын
I would kill to spend a whole week traveling with Karl
@ugenequagmire93473 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the guy in the toilet didn’t even work there he just stole the loo roll
@changvasejarik62 Жыл бұрын
Best vagabond scam since this one guy who would hold up traffic for a buck. weird guy but useful on yield intersections.
@AbrasionUK3 жыл бұрын
Either Karl's brother's been winding him up or he's misunderstood. My dad was in the army and the idea is to minimize the amount you use by putting one or two sheets over your finger, not push them through the paper so you're wiping your arse with your bare finger lmao
@dinofrancesco49803 жыл бұрын
Nah man he got it almost right you don't push your fingers through the paper you fold it in half and rip a small semi circle of paper out the middle leaving a finger size circle in the middle of the paper when you unfold it you keep that Little circle of paper to clean under your fingernails after you slide the paper off . First thing they taught me in special forces . you then say to your mate either smell my finger or I got a good joke pull my finger .. now smell your hand ..then you run off laughing . for real .I thought everyone knew this by now 😁
@jacaremcdonough85773 жыл бұрын
@Chi Rungo compared to a scholar like you I bet 🤦
@KilljoyGatecrash10 жыл бұрын
Karl's right Unfortunately, that is an actual thing.
@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN4 жыл бұрын
Horse shit
@neiltomlinson73444 жыл бұрын
M N no, just humans, they can’t hold paper in their hooves
@carsonbeasley81833 жыл бұрын
Poking fingers through MRE toilet paper spot on!
@KilljoyGatecrash3 жыл бұрын
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN you legit get three squares in your 24 ration. you poke your finger through the first square to clean your ass and use the rest to clean your finger.
@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN3 жыл бұрын
@@KilljoyGatecrash How is that any different from just wiping your ass, though? If you have enough to clean your finger, and if one square is enough to wipe your ass, why not just wipe with the paper Something has to not be communicating Edit: Also wait wtf, three squares of toilet paper for a whole shit? That's insane, three squares is hardly enough to blow your nose if you need to
@upinarms795 жыл бұрын
The more of these I watch, the more I realize that Karl is actually just a normal, down-to-earth guy just trying to get by and the only reason Ricky thinks he's so hilarious is because of how much of an eccentric weirdo he is.
@goonyougoodthing7 жыл бұрын
I love when Ricky gets annoyed
@salsamancer6 жыл бұрын
Just imagine historians in 100 years bewildered at people so pampered they'd rather throw out paper by the pound than get shit on their fingers
@waynethompson32167 жыл бұрын
2:52-3:05 I actually think Karl is bang on here! Totally agree with his point 😂
@minidwarfdude92306 жыл бұрын
Wayne Thompson If you get shit on your arm, you don't just wipe it off, do you?
@waynethompson32166 жыл бұрын
mini dwarfdude No but I wouldn't just wet it either!
@minidwarfdude92306 жыл бұрын
Wayne Thompson So you'd put soap on it too? Then do that with your ass
@scofield11546 жыл бұрын
Wayne Thompson thats exactly what you would do. If you have shit you wash it down, and if you want it to smell nice then use soap. Water removes all shit in both ur ass and ur hand
@avocatobobble4 жыл бұрын
He should have used the water to clean and then the little toilet paper to wipe up excess water and shit. Boom!
@Kjca_19983 жыл бұрын
The technique genuinely does work, Karl just doesn't explain it very well 😂
@1fastbitch4344 жыл бұрын
Just listening to Ricky laugh uncontrollably, makes me laugh. I love his sense of humor. So if he finds it hilarious, odds are I do too.
@seriall13374 жыл бұрын
I served in the Norwegian army a few years ago, and one of the sergeants pranked us with that toilet paper "survival technique". Had no idea it was a common thing.
@racheltiffany98926 жыл бұрын
3:29 I thought he was gonna say "I was calling my dad." I have seen too many of these
@KUPPSKAGNEY7 жыл бұрын
Clean drop. lololol
@dickbuttkiss19914 жыл бұрын
Who’s here cus they miss toilet paper since Coronavirus
@especiallyninety_7513 жыл бұрын
No
@hamishcameron10824 жыл бұрын
The ricky gervaise show my favourite 🇬🇧👍🏻
@numbjarl63733 жыл бұрын
"how did he die?" "he died from a dirty ass." lmao
@Primostreetracer9 жыл бұрын
I love this show, thx much guys
@funkymonkey2998 жыл бұрын
when ricky laughs it males me laugh
@overthemountain906 жыл бұрын
Matthew Rivera British slang...I hope.
@hasan_z6 жыл бұрын
Makes
@mezalong6 жыл бұрын
No slang up in here.
@bigdflanders31475 жыл бұрын
He females me laugh
@Tibor1992111 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much at this, briliant
@stratocaster1986able10 жыл бұрын
sick of it
@solosulla96486 жыл бұрын
MarcusAurelius Very stoic...
@MS-hp9li5 жыл бұрын
Alex Redmond lol he actually called it
@LUFC1235 жыл бұрын
Physic
@aaronyayger5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Redmond What are you talking about?
@thepurpleumbrella50415 жыл бұрын
@@aaronyayger Karl had a TV show called "sick of it"
@smoothjazzuk51684 жыл бұрын
This had me in stitches......
@coach5336 жыл бұрын
I’m on the toilet watching this.
@TheZombersLMAO3 жыл бұрын
So am i
@hidebarnes81885 жыл бұрын
I love these podcast cartoons 😊
@kiwi0079 жыл бұрын
It's seems like poor Karl has pooped his way around the world! In all the t.v. shows his bowels have had a work out.
@PVPGOD998 жыл бұрын
Is it weird I'm watching this on the toilet???
@lucasevans5078 жыл бұрын
'Fraid not
@latinocreamking026 жыл бұрын
No it’s healthy
@manonfire2375 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@AuzzieArtyst5 жыл бұрын
Lol so am I
@archiedaniels20835 жыл бұрын
Same ahah
@liveupsfinest62063 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.... He's funny as all hell
@kevinhill81936 жыл бұрын
My blood pressure is through the roof after this. My head is throbbing! This is the funniest shite I've ever heard!
@JNYC-gb1pp5 жыл бұрын
Toilet is 'me time" - no doubt to re-read his 'book' on the top 50 freaks.
@stephenzisky1026 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@atomic91186 жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that i was watching this when i was on the toilet
@WhoThisMonkey6 жыл бұрын
3 squares, one up, one down and one to polish.
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
Boys from the Dwarf!
@lydiajulianprower83565 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not the first two in that order. Front-to-back exists for a reason.
@ValkyrieDaisy9510 жыл бұрын
5:10 - 5:16 - I have never laughed so much in my life! X'D
@SeverinDK6 жыл бұрын
I don't believe you Daisy.
@darrenrussell58066 жыл бұрын
Daisy Chambers ii
@LukimusPrime6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely died as well lol
@statiq19414 жыл бұрын
@@telon5620 Today I shall be an incel.
@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN4 жыл бұрын
xddddddd
@IainInLondon8 жыл бұрын
I've heard of that army toilet technique too - from a programme years ago. I remember them saying they tear off a corner and keep that to one side - to clean under your nail....
@mat54735 жыл бұрын
it's a wind up mate, to see if they can get you to wipe your ass with your hand
@olliefoxx71654 жыл бұрын
@@mat5473 yeah. I heard that as a kid and thought it was a real thing. Always thought those poor soldiers were stuck out in no man's land wiping ass with their finger. Was much relived when finding the truth.
@ValValiantThor2163 жыл бұрын
Oh God should I just get up, it was quite a clean drop 😂😂
@stargatefansg18 жыл бұрын
5:26 omg I died! 😂☝🏻️💩
@billysimner87611 жыл бұрын
The last bit was so funny
@zeakthetinysoviet37024 жыл бұрын
Human comedy at its finest
@realblackmilky4 жыл бұрын
LOL so good!
@Fillosophah_king4 жыл бұрын
I struggle w the idea that Karl is probably a real comedic genius. Stays in character. Almost like an Andy Kaufman ( played by Jim Carey in man in the moon). His timing is more on point than most seasoned comedians. Having been raised in UK he is almost a charactktur of many people and English isms and nuances. And if it's just him as him. He maybe the most natural comedian of all time. Bravo
@constantlimbo-vb6iy4 жыл бұрын
back in the day,at borstal it was 3 pieces of toilet paper you got,the officer screaming at you,one up,one down,one shine !
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
Something Joseph Joestar and Karl Pilkington can agree on
@powergannon7 жыл бұрын
I think the technique Karl was thinking of is to drape the sheet over your finger, then pull it inside out to use the other side
@aiimahkhunt59875 жыл бұрын
If Karl had the shits.. no way would it be a "clean drop"
@Adamscottorn4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this on the toilet 😂
@sibrano7 жыл бұрын
I sleep with these fellas
@phreeesubz10 жыл бұрын
Because we're classy people
@JamesTheFoxeArt4 жыл бұрын
Karl always has a thing with Toilets
@rpg84844 жыл бұрын
4:42 then you can wipe your, wipe your...arse with that lol
@YoullNeverguess437 жыл бұрын
that toilet "technique" is actually a real thing and it does work
@ProjectFlashlight6125 жыл бұрын
No...no it does not
@bobobsen5 жыл бұрын
No it doesnt work
@SweetMoonSugar5 жыл бұрын
4:22 my Grandpa said it a lil differently. He said you take the 1 piece of toilet paper, fold it into a square, rip off the corner of the inner fold, BUT SAVE IT!, insert finger through hole of the toilet paper, wipe,and use the square you tore off to dig out any poop under your fingernail!
@johndalenino3 жыл бұрын
...what?
@uuuueber2 жыл бұрын
Alright Ding Dong Brilliant
@dhammaboy1203 Жыл бұрын
I love how Karl though using the hose was inferior to his method! 🤣
@DjangobeatTV4 жыл бұрын
I was in the army cadets as a kid. They tried to sell us this poke a hole method to us. I laughed as I had a feeling it was a wind up for newbs. They said, fold the paper into quarters, rip of the central corner so it leaves a hole, wipe with your fingers and then clean your fingers with the paper. Afterwards, and this is why I knew it was a wind up, they said to use the little you had ripped of to clean under your nails!!!!! Lol! Two to three actually did it and it turned out that out on exercise, a few seniors had toilet paper and soap, I watched them laughing at the newbs. I laughed too but was also a bit horrified. We between 12 and 16 years old! Fuckers!
@Ian-ee8fs6 жыл бұрын
I remember wiping my arse like that in basic training 22 years ago. Grim
@jfoz76024 жыл бұрын
Never happened
@p0llenp0ny4 жыл бұрын
@@jfoz7602 Why would he lie about that?
@SvenTviking4 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard about it from vets. The army is a bit tight on bog paper and it’s some kind of example of being frugal that they all have to learn. Start them on saving bum wad, they’ll learn to save food, water and ammo.
@davetillu70953 жыл бұрын
In this situation I use my underwear then do a flush and block the toilet!
@kevanbrown76203 жыл бұрын
"Go in their like Kenny Everett, with two big hands" Like those you see in American football crowds with a huge finger.
@MrSpud9002 жыл бұрын
He calls shitting “me time” I love that me and Karl Pilkington share joy in being on the toilet
@Phaseband4 жыл бұрын
'I don't know, maybe I got it wrong!'
@WackyAnteater4 жыл бұрын
"Died of a dirty arse"
@chicagofrank20108 жыл бұрын
LOL thats some funny sh!t
@DontMissVideos10 жыл бұрын
karl is funny
@7star7storm7 Жыл бұрын
Karls big brother being a big brother 🤣🤘
@eoinoconnor57834 ай бұрын
Great advice from soldiers to their younger brothers.
@blu40856 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons why i never travel east of Spain.
@DavittFinol7 жыл бұрын
Which episode is this from?
@todorokislefthand10163 жыл бұрын
Omg i watched it for sometime and it has been 3 years searching about its name i really feel crying omg no😭
@LinkTheFusky4 жыл бұрын
i only use 5 sheets cause your supposed to use one sheet at a time and surprisingly only 3 of them is needed the other 2 is just spares karl probably single handedly causes deforestation
@BristolViking6 жыл бұрын
True army ass wiping technique, Its one finger though and the bit you tear off too make the whole, you fold and use it to wipe under your nail.
@SweetMoonSugar5 жыл бұрын
lol imma year late
@GXtera4 жыл бұрын
5:10 funniest part
@Cloudy_Games_994 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this on the toilet?
@spoonchad568610 жыл бұрын
XD I've been to Egypt and it's true all true mostly. Same with China XD
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
During a TP shortage normal people just sacrifice a sock. That's why you never pick up a random sock lying around in a forest and also why you have to be careful where you step until you are at least 10 yards from the sock.
@jonjon46344 жыл бұрын
Stardust crusaders in a nutshell.
@edmannope74976 жыл бұрын
4:18 "died of a dirty ass"
@ferghalicious14803 жыл бұрын
“The English don’t droll on about our great past” Excuse my fucking what?
@Noodlelino285 жыл бұрын
Karl had a point about the hose pipe lol
@scottd46523 жыл бұрын
Ghost turd 🤣
@RichardDrippins7 жыл бұрын
people typically ask for napkins at restaurants in these countries with "hole-in-the-ground" toilets because of the lack of toilet paper, which is kind of a social norm but maybe not Egypt I wouldn't know
@dontmatter86227 жыл бұрын
Bootskoot589 do they have hoses though? Or do you just have to use your hand?
@arealhuman8263 жыл бұрын
What a thumbnail
@spannerintheworks11903 жыл бұрын
Built the pyramids many centuries ago Built the sphinx many centuries ago. Built a toilet in the 20th century that is a sure thing if you want to get dysentery.
@MI-jp4nq9 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dying
@vaderben964 жыл бұрын
Washing >>>> wiping
@jameshickey12944 жыл бұрын
Cleaning ur ass is like cleaning ur car 😭😭😭 u need a sponge ❤️
@RidiculousComedy004 жыл бұрын
I'd much rather use just water than just toilet paper
@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
i'd prefer the hose over my hand. lol especially if i had shit on them. lol and if there were no soap around, i'd go dig my hands in mud to get a fresher scent and wipe the mud off on the grass. screw it, find some leaves and do it behind a tree. stay in the woods. stay green. stay safe.
@linux7504 жыл бұрын
The point Karl made about "building it up too much" is very true. When people take pictures of "Big Ben" they usually just take pictures of that short clock tower outside of Big Ben. In fact Big Ben is the large bell inside of the clock tower. However every picture taken there lies about the height of the clock tower. Before I went to London I thought the Tower would be taller than the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. The clock tower is no taller than a typical shopping mall in America....
@olliefoxx71654 жыл бұрын
That was an informative post. Didn't know Big Ben was the bell and had also thought it was a huge tower. Thanks for the info!
@Biobele3 жыл бұрын
Use soap and water, it's far better than using only toilet paper. Baby wipes is also far better than toilet paper.
@jordanloux38833 жыл бұрын
Baby wipes are also great at clogging pipes
@stevenmcalister8262 жыл бұрын
@@cipherx7121 Not flushable just because the packet says so.
@kaylanoller86616 жыл бұрын
I'd think it would be hard to shit like that without accidentally shitting in your pants around your ankles.