Ghosts Are Bad At Revenge

[@calebcostrini]

Gonna do a backflip, slam the bad guy's door, and slightly disrupt his day.

[@mexmenpodcast1843]

Brilliant

[@kevinstewart9435]

Damn I wish I said that.

[@Cristopher.C]

@@kevinstewart9435 Damn and I wish I said that I wished I said that

[@hexcodeff6624]

@@Cristopher.C Beat me to it. I wish I said that I wished I said that I wished I said that.

[@adequitevelocity1089]

The psykological trauma u could inflict on a guy by apearing in the mirror every day. At first then at random intervals. Oh

[@ryananthony3104]

Also if the guy ever moves, you can stay and terrorize a random person who moves into the house who has no connection to the original guy. Truly the ultimate revenge.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

For centuries.

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@IndigoIndustrial and then kill them

[@D64nz]

If it happens to be an AirBnb you can be the cause behind many 1 star ratings, until it rebrands itself as 'haunted'. Then it's basically a ghost job which the ghost doesn't even get paid for.

[@jackdonith]

@@D64nz the owner of the house, probalby the killer or some heir, will benefit from that, hah! What a "revenge"!

[@Nikenik2001]

Aren't you allowed to haunt the murder site as well? Making a cold spot near a crossing section on a busy street, that'll show him!

[@crazycookie4645]

“The guy homicided my entire person.” Such a strange, yet somehow appropriate way to describe being murdered.

[@conor7422]

i mean how would u feel if u were murdered

[@kupa121]

@K no no, he already said the word "murdered" in the beginning of the video, so I don't think that's it.

[@_emstar]

@K he always says things in ways that make sense, but you just wouldn't normally say it that way.

[@Askiew_yt]

yes

[@Simboiss]

As opposed to a partial homicide...

[@captainchaos5705]

Honestly though consistently doing the mirror thing is pretty strong, imagine seeing this guy you killed in every single reflection. You'd think you were going crazy.

[@Starannify]

YES! Who wouldn't become scared the first time, and then completely distraught after two or more times? I posted somewhere else that one could make it extra entertaining, like starting off as far back as possible and get steadily closer and closer each time.

[@morrigankasa570]

Also don't forget possession when they sleep causing problems.

[@Forever-GM-Dusty]

I thought that was the best option too, that one was kinda freaky

[@peanutbud8944]

Nah, the UBB is a one time offer, one haunting per customer. It’s just the company policy

[@tylerross3847]

Except that they all look like Ryan in this universe so he would think it's his own reflection. 😆

[@con_el_maestro3544]

This man just single handedly cured my fear of ghosts by verbally saying out-loud the ridiculousness and impracticality of scare tactics they normally use in movies

[@OnlyKarlos]

Also consider that if you can't touch ghosts to defend yourself that means they can't touch you either. So ghosts are harmless. If they CAN touch you, then you're able to defend yourself by punching. So ghosts can BE harmed.

[@THE_SOSC]

Sometimes I call people when I'm dead I decided and I let them listen to the various baby sounds you should look out for as a mother and sometimes they hang up on me it's very rude. Sometimes I'm in their house and I like to call them and tell them that because I'm dead and need a place to stay and occasionally I bring in strays that are red and have really long horns and also a RAZOR sharp tail

[@dietotaku]

@@OnlyKarlos to be fair, I've seen movies where ghosts are able to touch people through some kind of sheer force of will, like pulling people out of bed by their ankles and they're swinging their arms around but not making contact. I feel like that should have been brought up as an option for this guy.

[@thewinner4319]

@@OnlyKarlos BATMAN agrees 👍

[@Astraeus..]

@@OnlyKarlos Unless they have selective control over when and what parts of them are "solid" to make contact. Then fighting them would be like in Naruto when the 4th Hokage fought Obito Uchiha. Trying to fight someone who can turn solid/not-solid at will across any part of their body would be basically impossible for a normal human....

[@hunterkiller1440]

"You can also move objects around his house." "That sounds like barely an inconvenience."

[@vh8542]

I was really expecting something like "I don't know this sounds like it's barely an incon..." "DONT....SAY IT!" lol

[@ShadowEval]

Just move the socks and shoes so they'll never have a matching pare

[@Papierkorb2292]

"Ok, well then I'll move his knife into his back too, can I do that? Also I would like to move a pen over paper to tell the police about him."

[@judahmatende3769]

@@ShadowEval peak revenge

[@Vysair]

Hide his keys and phone

[@raydunakin]

Ghost: "So what's behind that door?" Host: "It's...just whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." LOL!!!

[@RedLaundryBasket]

So only 99.9% toxic, honestly not that bad

[@pjbpiano]

Just read this! 😂😂😂

[@robotnoir5299]

"My audience is toxic. I hate my fans. (Hollywood, call me. I'm just like you.)"

[@gutbustinggamer]

"Oh crap the comment section!"

[@legueu]

Let's get this party started: The things that you kind of feel might be possible on the other side of that door is not good compared to my things. Also it makes me better than you for other stuff, I decided.

[@reubenparnell1604]

We need a “first guy to have a dog” sketch “Wha- that’s a wolf!” “Yeah, he’s gonna live in my house now, I decided.” Edit: I know there’s one now, you don’t need to tell me, it’s been YEARS

[@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter]

There was a first guy to own a pet. It was a cat and it was pretty much the same thing. Check it out.

[@secondworldwarnerdman2905]

"But won't he try to eat you or something?" "No, I give him enough food and hope fr the best"

[@rikusauske]

Cracked did that

[@MrMrToYouThough]

Yesssss! We absolutely do

[@AntGames13]

@@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter fake news, people owned dogs waaay before cats became a thing.

[@chrisjags]

There are different bureaus for different countries. At the British bureau, ghosts have the option to play disembodied piano. If you're a Japanese ghost, you get to comb your hair over your face.

[@dietotaku]

Japanese ghosts also get to crab walk downstairs with their heads turned the wrong way, they can make their hands come through your hair in the shower, and they can crawl out of your TV and straight up homicide your entire person.

[@ytdude2935]

I GO TO JAPAN

[@bibbobella]

And will be ver easily spotted and seen by your victims that you can painfully kill! Well, at least we expect it is painful. We never actually see how they die since for some reason I guess blood and gore is just kinda...uncomftable for a ghost! They have really horrified expressions on their face afterwards though so it is probably really bad! The criteria to become a ghost is also a lot easier. Bullied in school for a long time? Murder ghost time! Get pushed into a well by your mom? Yeah murder ghost in tape form! You will forever kill people....Well, up untill like 2010 when people stopped using tapes but still!

[@SubhaChugh]

If you're an Indian ghost, you make lemons bleed and wear white sarees

[@alicepbg2042]

I believe japan has the most powerful ghosts... Brazillian ghosts just ask for help. And may or may not murderize you. We are not big on ghost lore.

[@Jordothecat98]

The stab guy from “the first guy to solve a crime” used for the murder. Love the continuity Ryan uses for long time fans of his

[@toastmaster914]

I want to do the hand thing to that murderer guy

[@eggycarton]

And when the door to the afterlife opened, it made the creaky door noise from the KZbin suggestions video

[@LtLabcoat]

Even got the same actor back too. Dedication!

[@justjammal]

Or fans who binged all of his videos in one day

[@alisonwookey6432]

Aha! I thought I recognised that fellow 🙃

[@darksideofdonny]

The reincarnation door totally fits within the Ryanverse and answers a lot of questions lol

[@Faronan]

We should call it the ryancarnation door XD

[@teamkinetixmedia]

Need more lore to back up this comment

[@snafu2069]

+

[@OhhCrapGuy]

@@Faronan Well that's perfect.

[@stevedenis8292]

Are you not supposed to come back as something else he just seems to keep coming back as a Ryan, not even a Ryan snail or bird .The first guy to be reincarnated sketch coming soon..

[@Starannify]

I think the mirror bit is underrated. Happening once is already scary and paranoia -inducing, twice or more at random times makes the bad guy scared for life. BONUS POINTS if you start as far back as you can the first time and GET CLOSER each time.

[@stephencaudle1766]

Hi! I'm a demon inhabiting this poor guy's body that just took over his motor controls for a moment to say thanks for the great idea! I'll start tomorrow! Have a great day!

[@corneliussnow3491]

The door makes the squeaking "yip yip yip" noise. Classic inside jokes. Love Ryan.

[@llkurofoxll1013]

I lost it at that part

[@astrapboy]

@UCp6trHPmeVbXa63auTDr4dw 0:52

[@zapatron1939]

I never noticed that and that has just made this video better

[@TheRiskyroar]

Ikr

[@Jsephus]

Continuity editor Ryan deserves mad props.

[@Arachninja752]

I don't know man, that mirror thing sounds pretty intense. Seeing the face of someone I killed would really mess me up. Although in this universe everyone has the same face so I guess it wouldn't be as effective.

[@emordnilap4747]

Idk, I'ld find seeing another me, in a different shirt, over my own shoulder in the mirror, rather disturbing.

[@FractalNinja]

"Hey! Why is there 2 of me in this mirror? That mirror salesman must've sold me a faulty one"

[@jodoodlyboi2963]

@@FractalNinja 🤣

[@davidm4566]

He would think he had double vision for a second lol

[@bramvanduijn8086]

It completely depends on whether I get to appear in a mirror once or in every mirror ever. I'm gonna drive my murderer insane!

[@dasaniforever795]

"The guy homicided my entire person!" These lines just get better and better

[@chinnidiwakar]

Is the partial person homicide method? That i dont know

[@dietotaku]

@@OverWims but he also homicided his outsides

[@Ultrasemen]

@@chinnidiwakar yes, you need to cause necrosis in one of body parts, I think you can do that with a tight enough rope

[@timber72]

Remember: ghosts are more scared of you than you are of them, so if you just approach them calmly and gently, they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand in no time. Plus, they make great pets.

[@eleanavalentine9704]

Free AC too! 🤭😛😂

[@JazzSedai]

No, you're thinking of the Babadook.

[@halfdbsr3454]

The “yip yip yip yip yip” when the door opened was a really funny nice touch

[@cuddlecakes7153]

that's a star wars sound effect

[@corberus3119]

@@cuddlecakes7153 no its a sound made by Ryan in a previous video about a creaking door

[@serioussilliness2064]

^

[@petrarafiki]

Not to confuse with the broken chair sound

[@dracod7439]

Mechanic: So, was it a "yip yip yip yip yip" or a "yip yip yip yip yip"?

[@monsterguyx]

"Unfinished Business Bureau" is unironically a great concept that could be its own series.

[@bernier42]

I am here for this.

[@nhmooytis7058]

A supernatural MY NAME IS EARL.

[@Indigowaves2]

Every see the move Heart and Souls? Same concept. It has Robert Downey Jr. and is one of my favorite movies.

[@lauragriffin6512]

@@Indigowaves2 Love that movie!

[@scharb]

That's basically the premise of Helluva Boss

[@chrisjames8979]

Do you think Ryan has a document somewhere of the rules of the Ryanverse that he's established to keep everything consistent? Like "Police don't want people to do murders, they decided" and "Doors sound like 'yiiiip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip'"?

[@AndrewCheshire]

And a spreadsheet of all the characters and what video they appeared in, what clothes they wear, what their names are, what shaped moustache they have, and whether or not they're turned on by bugs or whatever.

[@ShawsOwn]

@@AndrewCheshire It's not a spreadsheet. It's one of those weird rooms with pictures and yarn all over. Except it's all just pictures of the same face. With different mustaches & glasses. It's super creepy, barely a settling moment in there. I decided.

[@Snakeybus]

cats can say oyoyooyoyoyoyyoyo when you visit a genie kings children have bloodlust

[@MC-yt1uv]

Doors only go yip yip yip yip yip when they have broken and need to have their hinges tapped.

[@christopherjuul4890]

@@ShawsOwn Super creepy rooms with barely a settling moment are TIGHT!!!

[@lucariojet]

The "Got Em! We got em." At 2:54 was so adorable it almost made me want to go along with the plan lmao

[@Zirus_Blackheart]

“What’s behind that door?”
 “It’s, just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section” Probably the best youtube vid moment i've ever experienced, well done! :-D

[@crazysasha1374]

Ya know I was a bit disappointed with that at the beginning, thought he could come up with something a little more creative and funny, but then the callback at the end just made it awesome.

[@martoncsepregi7099]

I had to pause it to laugh for a straight minute. Or a gay minute, if that's what you are into....

[@ninjadragongamer6861]

Also, the door makes the same yip yip yip yip yip noise from one of his other videos when it opens

[@coreyoz]

@@martoncsepregi7099 LOLOL

[@LestZA]

That was the funniest moment of the entire video for me. 😂

[@LandenParkes]

"What's behind that door?" "It's just... Ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comment section." Lol, truly a genius.

[@sourwitch2340]

and then having it confirmed what is actually behind the door in the same sketch 😂

[@metazoxan2]

@@sourwitch2340 Although to be fair ... reincarnation door is probably the least toxic. I think of all of the beliefs reincarnation is one of the less believed ones. But it's also the one people like to play with a lot in fantasy and legends. So it's the one people are most used to without strictly believing in ... and if you DO believe in it then I assume you'd also have no issue.

[@eradict]

@@metazoxan2 He was referring to the least toxic community he'll get backlash from. Having the door represent "the least toxic" one means he'll get backlash from the more toxic ones.

[@tyrant-den884]

"That's too bad, I really wanted to be reborn in the pokémon universe." "I guess." "Pretty much every Pokémon can learn Toxic."

[@TheGregamonster]

@@tyrant-den884 Pokémon would probably be the best fictional world to reincarnate too. They have modern amenities like plumbing and the cool fictional thing is available to everyone instead of just a chosen few you probably wouldn't be included in.

[@DogBrainDingus]

I just love how he calls out the comment sections, but when you check it, it’s just all love and support for Ryan 🙂

[@theisekaiking2399]

As they say Nobody Came

[@Lavonne9870]

I personally believe in reincarnation, so I'm 100% on board.

[@last7509]

hes really dropping knowledge in these things. true psychological assessment of humanity. but everyone just comes here to laugh.

[@pierceplaysstudios245]

quick! everyone! start arguing about religion and god for 4 months straight!

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

@@Lavonne9870 it would be funny if he did one on first person to be reincarnated

[@jaschabull2365]

I'd have gone with the knock-something-off-a-surface approach. In that case, you can find the most valuable object in his house and make it fall. The mirror stunt also might have some potential, you could at least get the satisfaction of flipping the bird at the killer, or maybe mooning them.

[@iTechSavvyOfficial]

“Have you heard of doorways?” “Like a passageway through a door? Yeah.” Thanks, I wondered what the holes that lead to other rooms in my home were called.

[@brambleheart]

But what are the see through holes that lead outside?

[@SidPil]

@@brambleheart all holes are see through

[@boyankovachev7982]

@@brambleheart That's the things which, if open, can let wind if. If it's just a hole, I think ya blew your house up. One love ❤️

[@wolfstriker9619]

@@brambleheart invisible walls

[@romabrii]

@iTechSavvy The rectangles, not holes

[@timothyyarbrough9313]

Anyone who ever gives Ryan George a toxic comment section doesn’t deserve to watch his amazing content :)

[@fabiandurr6865]

I can fully expect THIS to be the most 'toxic' comment on this video. And I am completely happy with that.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I agree wholeheartedly, I decided! 🙌🏼👍🤗

[@klaesjensen5930]

having a non-toxic comment section is tight!!

[@nybergsgarage]

the real question is, what does "toxic" entail? surely it's fine if someone has a legitimate criticism of his work or a joke that was inappropriate. Toxic, I would think indicates an over-proportioned negative response to whatever ryan may have done, such as name calling or insult hurling.

[@A_killa]

@@klaesjensen5930 ye ye ye

[@TheToneBender]

Gotta love Ryan's dedication. Man freaking died just to film this sketch.

[@misscelinateloexplica]

XD XD XD

[@magdalenajozwicka2708]

Yeah, and twice on top of that

[@surajjethwani]

While Ryan is Dead , He continues his Barely Inconvinent Existance on KZbin.

[@nasekiller]

yeah and unlike all the people hunting for paranormal activity without success he managed to get a camera that can actually capture ghosts!

[@misscelinateloexplica]

@@nasekiller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[@dtczyk8976]

Sounds like the reincarnation door could use getting hit with a hammer, making a boing noise, fixing it.

[@jayluck8047]

“If ghosts make strange noises in the night, make stranger noises and assert your dominance!” - Unknown

[@morphingninja]

Instructions unclear, scratched and thrown into wall by an unseen force.

[@allisonhoff5805]

You have no idea how hard I'm nodding my head right now!

[@daryncollins7640]

then when the ghost says that respond with "no u"

[@jayluck8047]

@@daryncollins7640 - “No. You! Get out...” ™️

[@BlueEngland]

- Abraham Lincoln

[@ghesta]

"It's just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." MAY be the funniest thing that Ryan George has ever said on any of his videos, and that is saying a lot. Bravo, A+, 100%

[@JaharNarishma]

I am happy that he also made a follow up by calling it a reincarnation door and realized that he said that, fearing the effects on the comments.

[@emoke150]

Hahahah yes. This was so funny!!!

[@Lumerlume11]

I have to say, randomly seeing a ghost one time and then never again while brushing your teeth sounds like a truly haunting experience. It might be even more haunting in the Ryanverse where a ghostly clone of you is just standing there. He might spend the rest of his life searching for answers.

[@9nikola]

If it's ONE time, they'll just assume their mind was playing tricks on them. TWICE, however? Oh they'll start wondering alright. But if it suddenly happens a THIRD time, they'll straight up begin to think that there might actually be something there. Wait a few years and do it AGAIN just to reaffirm that yeah, it's still going on, and they'll for sure never stop wondering what is actually going on.

[@crocuslament9680]

Honestly if the person lives alone a lot of these could easily escalate into grade-A psychological torture. Walk invisibly two steps behind them and stop and start when they do. Appear and disappear in the mirrors behind them. Shut doors, cause drafts, knock things off of tables. They'll never be able to prove anything. No one will believe them. They'll slowly descend into paranoia, wondering if the guy they murdered came back to get revenge. If you can turn selectively invisible, join a crowd in public looking all dead and ghost-y, then disappear into the sea of people. These sorts of things aren't scary to watch happen to someone else, but imagine it's happening to you, constantly looking over your shoulder, not sure whether what you're seeing is real or if you're just slowly going insane.

[@Tera_GX]

"Yeah I didn't like that ghost's face"

[@Vysair]

@@crocuslament9680 Meanwhile American will just...shoots it

[@Mormielo]

Yeah honestly the mirror thing was a pretty sweet deal, would have taken that.

[@thisguy2985]

The way he said unsettling toothbrushing experience made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.

[@davitto01]

My revenge coach gave me way better options. Like I could move a coffee table a few inches so he would stub his toe. I could appear in windows when no one was home, so package delivery drivers left his parcels on the porch and they got damp. I could even mess with his clock so he was late for his next murder. Revenge is sweet.

[@babblingbananas]

"You wanna knock a small object off his table? That's scary." "That's something an average house cat can do" ...And that's why you don't mess with house cats

[@LaughBoys]

I appreciate Ryan’s blend of humor and morals: don’t j-walk or you’ll probably get stabbed

[@otakuman706]

You weren't taught that as a child.....? Not even the classic tale of Edward the stabbed? Huh...weird stuff man.

[@lordshadi]

Go find the story behind jaywalking if you want a laugh.

[@LaughBoys]

@@otakuman706 must be a regional thing. My parents harped way more on ‘Look Both Ways Larry.” He only looked one way while crossing Maple street and then lost all his money in a pyramid scheme.

[@Jerome...]

No. He got stabbed while hesitating to j-walk. So the moral is j-walk without hesitation or get stabbed.

[@JD-tf4zw]

I mean he got stabbed, but i more like to think of it with more options, its just a generalist youll have a murder done on you

[@Hippyshirt]

"I think you can see where this is going... You got murdered!" I haven't laughed that hard in months

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"Hi there, hello." That's our Ryan, all right. Always a good day when you show up.

[@loopkill]

Anyone notice how miraculously non-toxic Ryan George's comments sections are? Definitely a testament to both him as a person and the type of people his content attracts. Y'all are awesome!

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

I agree! I have found new friends in Ryan's comment section! Great people are here!

[@victoriaturnershoemaker3723]

And really good moderators 😜

[@OK-yy6qz]

Enter meme of Obama medalling himself since you're also part of the community

[@cy-one]

@@OK-yy6qz Enter nested meme of Obama medalling Obama while he medals Obama, because I'm also part of the community. Also, (tm) on "so I heard you liked Obama medalling so I had Obama medal Obama while Obama medalled Obama"

[@bluehen9533]

You can’t just call out all ghosts like that. You can expect a lot of slammed doors and impractical scare tactics coming your way

[@antoniobarbalau1107]

I still come back to this episode from time to time and I still find this episode to be the best. Ryan is not just making comedy here, he is demonstrating real wisdom. That is, the ability to transcend your egocentric pespective and take on a different point of view. And he does that fully and makes us realize things we did not realize before. Ryan you are an amazing human being ♥️ thank you for everything ♥️

[@olivercharles2930]

True.

[@kindauncool]

Is this a botted comment what

[@BearWithLeg]

The door to the afterlife going "yip yip yip yip yip" killed me! The callback is priceless!

[@Rennies-World]

Ryanverse has amazing continuity!

[@sylph8005]

What's it a callback to?

[@Rennies-World]

@@sylph8005 I don't remember the exact video, but it was one where everyone the door opened, it made that sound.

[@jameslynch2399]

@@sylph8005 It's called "When You Need a KZbin Video to Fix Something" kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmnJe4Osjd6ZmZI

[@stefanoponce6090]

@@sylph8005 there's a video where he watches a tutorial on how to fix a door that makes that sound when it swings. I think the video was about the KZbin algorithm.

[@OneTopic]

i’m suspect of the holes in doors and why you have door holes that aren’t the holes holding the doors 🤔

[@SidPil]

Holes are TIGHT!

[@OneTopic]

@@SidPil oh no

[@milktea6676]

@@OneTopic I just watched ur video lol 😂

[@stevencarter1092]

Hi ot!

[@bashboi4074]

the better to have a ghost run past

[@Littletime839]

I was wondering how he'd address the theological aspect, the "least toxic comments" had me in stitches

[@evilstirfry]

The reincarnation door… oh crap the comment section!

[@aaron6596]

Thanks! Love you man❤️ you have no idea how much your videos have helped me

[@drvishnu44]

Ryan george can never have a toxic comment section on his videos. Everybody adores Ryan!!

[@MaiAolei]

That sounds like a challenge.

[@dkey201]

Toxic adoration

[@dkey201]

I can do both

[@JesterSpecter]

Oh yeah! Ryan is TIGHT!

[@benjaminmealer2618]

That sounds like the high ground but you don’t understand my power

[@annahappen7036]

If I were a company I'd be scrambling to get advertised by Ryan. I always watched to the very end and laugh just as much at them as the sketch. And I remember what they're for. Top notch work here. Always top notch.

[@joanbennettnyc]

Agree

[@KungFuWombat]

"Is this a tax thing? This feels like a tax thing." Believe me, ghosting the IRS has much more serious consequences

[@chrisperrien7055]

And it might be worse in Canada.

[@PC-yp5dl]

🤣😂

[@akaneriyun4774]

Even the Joker isn't crazy enough to ghost them!

[@MusketeerGweneth]

The tax thing reminded me of a stupid theory I believed as a kid. See, when I was a kid, I thought that people put money on dead people's eyelids so that the dead person's ghost would have coin on them to pay the fine so they would be granted passage to go through the golden pearly gates. Learned much later that people put coins on eyelids when someone dies with their eyes open and rigor mortis sets in. The coins were placed on the eyelids to weigh them closed so that it was less painful for them to be viewed until buried. I probably should not have been allowed to see these scenes in western films anyways as I was apparently too young to seperate movies from reality.

[@erinyes3943]

@@MusketeerGweneth this reminds me of the Greek myths, where you have to pay Charon the ferryman for passage across the river styx, into the underworld. Gosh, imagine being an eternal ferryman Idk of that would be fun or terrible

[@SparkCroft21]

I only noticed the Easter eggs to other sketches : - Murder guy - Door goes yip-yip-yip-yip

[@ZombonoMC]

The way Ryan speaks is hilarious. He is the only person that can make any word sound funny!

[@robertnett9793]

Well - normally we have the straight / odd couple in comedy - where one is straight forward and the other the crazy one. Ryan here has the oddly straight / straightly odd couple.

[@cherkovision]

Also his eyes. Like when they get really wide and kind of crazy looking. If you freeze frame at just the right moment, you can get a bit of a chuckle sometimes.

[@samuelconnolly347]

I'd say Rowan Atkinson also has the ability to make any word funny, but Ryan definitely has three gift too!

[@Tfaonc]

The way he said "maybe a cardigan?" Lol

[@VestigialHead]

Really? The only person? Exaggerate much? The millions of comedians the world has produced want a funny sounding word with you.

[@scosuvian3272]

0:34 I like that how that implies that there are small murders

[@James--Parker]

Short people get murdered too.

[@turtleburger200]

I think if you murder a kid it would technically be a small murder

[@Mimikkyudayo]

0:31 I like how thats the same character from "The first guy to solve a crime"

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

This man’s ability to point out all of the obvious, overlooked flaws in our “normal” everyday lives…helps to make the world a little more nonsensical with every video-in the best possible way!🤣💖

[@secularbelt]

That’s generally the basis for almost all comedians. Some just do it way better

[@Jzombi301]

what flaws is he pointing out in this one? everyday household objects? how wind works? ghost movies in general? the fact that some people are so stupid that they think the slightest weird unexplainable feeling or movement of an object has to do with some extrasensory paranormal activity?

[@thethankfulbros]

So true

[@Iamtk777]

Are ghost hauntings a part of your everyday life? XD

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

@@Iamtk777 🤣 not in mine, no. But in the public zeitgeist it is. 😁

[@lorenzoamer8456]

I thought revenge for ghosts would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Oh, really?

[@_SYDGAMING_]

😆 🤣 lol

[@Datboy1991]

Superficial revenge for ghosts is TIGHT

[@KershaunS]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@garorade]

but it was super difficult, clearly an inconvenience

[@OneTopic]

Maple street… KING street. This is *CANADA!* 🇨🇦😱🙊

[@UncleTimTheHermit]

Actually I think it happened in Middleton Massachusetts.

[@Lightning7112]

The fact that the murderer is the guy from The First Guy To Solve a Crime

[@ML_624]

Someone’s probably already said this, but the crooked mustache is gold😂

[@kodilivetv9011]

Every second of this was hilarious. But now I'm questioning why I was ever scared of any ghost movie ever made. All they do is slightly inconvenience you.

[@OnlyKarlos]

If you don't go to haunted places, don't bring possibly haunted objects to your house and don't move into houses that might be haunted you'll never see a ghost

[@CosmosPoet]

I legit told my partner this all the time. "Oh nooo, a cold spot, I won't be sweating finally"

[@daxriley8195]

I only just realised that in the Ryan Cinematic Universe, being a ghostly face in the mirror of the guy that homicided you would merely be confusing as the guy brushing his teeth would wonder why he's seeing two of his own face. Wow, this ghosting business is harder that it seems!

[@soniquefus]

Y'know they could have just left the murder joke at "you got murdered" and it would have been funny, but this guy goes the extra mile to dress up as another character to push it even further. I love that dedication.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

"You were crossing the crosswalk, I think you can see where this is going. AND THEN, you got _murdered!"_ "Oh."

[@brendenlatkovich7016]

4:06 "Oh crap, the comment section" that reaction is too good.

[@thatisnotdababy9694]

I don't get it

[@holahola-ym1xv]

​@@thatisnotdababy9694people of different religions and beliefs always argue about what is after death

[@JohannesWiberg]

"If it's a standard thing in a house, I've heard of it" - You're clearly new to the Ryan George cinematic universe.

[@wayneenglish17]

Lol

[@yaellevi5448]

I'm bilingual and the word for ghost in my other language is wind. Usually accompanied by the word for something that also means ghost. But the word for wind still works. Open window abilities.

[@martyclarkworship]

2:54 Ryan's delivery of "Got him! We got him" did a murder on me. I'm now a ghost with unfinished business.

[@Acidfrog475]

It homicided your entire person

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

Well now you can go find Ryan & ask for his autograph after making him mildly nervous or inconvenienced. (I go with the creaky floor approach if I were you.)

[@flamingsunshine]

Absolutely love this guy, even though I’m currently sick in bed at the moment and he made a smile and forget that I was sick for a moment

[@brandoncastellano1858]

“Whatever leads to the less toxic comment section” … wow. 10/10 joke. That was gold.

[@sryev9410]

Please bring pitch meetings to your channel now they’ve seemingly stopped on SR - you were the only reason I subscribed to them

[@creativespace8637]

Ghost- “It’s ya know… whatever leads to the least toxic comment section” Oh a very considerate ghost!

[@adorableanimals4868]

Oh crap! The comments section!

[@seronimo__7735]

Yeahyeahyeah!

[@herzakustik]

oh god Ryan, I am currently on another binge-watch of your sketches and it is amazing to see how your first sketches were absolutely hilarious, but your writing and acting gets better every time. the pronounciation of the jokes, the dynamic with yourself - it is really one of a kind and I love to see you grow so much in your craft. thanks for all your content!

[@ahut757]

"What ever leads to the least toxic comment section." 0:55. That is great! I love that line. So funny.

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

4:01

[@Xeptor83]

This comment doesn't have enough likes. Period.

[@Extivity]

full control of the creepy little doll, that's hilarious I'm dying rn

[@BroderickAmato]

Did anybody else notice that the afterlife door made the “yip, yip, yip, yip, yip” noise when it opened?

[@opinionofmine3238]

"So what's behind that door?" He asked, moments before the other guy inquired if he knew what doors are.

[@TonyFerrero]

I don't watch anyone's ad plugs... But always Ryan's. I cried laughing at the violent nodding. Appreciate you man

[@zadok23]

The Ad-stronaut is a character in his own right he deserves our respect...he's just tries to make money in ad space ya know

[@Lin-sn9qk]

Ryan's videos always makes me feel better when I'm having a bad day.

[@MrMackay64]

“I’m here for revenge” “For what?” “For that time you did a backflip and broke my neck, ya son of a gun.”

[@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate]

"Oh so which bad guy are you again? No offense, I'm just a busy guy. Y'know, do lots of backflips, snap alotta bad guys' necks, save the day all the time." "I jaywalked at King Street" "Oh yeah, what exactly was your name?" 2 hours later "Wait a second didn't I come here to get revenge on you"

[@captainsprinkles6557]

“The guy homicided my entire person!” “Yeah, and so now you make him have like an unsettling toothbrushing experience.”

[@josephfriedrich9792]

I've been practicing being a ghost. I randomly stand at the bed side of my love ones. And occasionally I throw kitchen ware around

[@TheGreener]

Are you a cat?

[@Last_March_of_the_Gents]

To make sure my family never get conned by "psychics", I've told them if I ever cross over from the other plane, it will be to write 'cock' on the mirror. Because I am a mature adult wo loves his family

[@brettwalker8480]

I've seen this video many times and only just realized the door yips when it opens. I get that reference.

[@StephanieJeanne]

This was hilarious! "He did a big murder on you!" "He homicided me!"🤣

[@s1Las13]

I would watch a full movie of Ryan just being Ryan dealing with Ryan in the Ryanverse created by multiple Ryan's of Ryan I decided..

[@dianapevtsov]

Oh really!

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

By the end of the sentence "Ryan" stopped sounding like a name.

[@xuevgermanist]

0:57 That was seriously good

[@dmtstudios4436]

Real big fan of the connectivity/continuity in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe (RGCU)

[@jamesthanoob]

"Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section" that's exactly my belief on what the after life is

[@camelopardalis84]

I didn't get it at first and thought this was just Ryan's version of Heaven as a youtuber: A place that is the least toxic version of a comment section.

[@mr_d3adw873]

@@camelopardalis84 i thought that too, and caught the joke at the end lmao

[@Icewind007]

Comment section, take the wheel!

[@camelopardalis84]

@@mr_d3adw873 Glad to see others' brains malfunction in the same way. No offence.

[@camelopardalis84]

@@mr_d3adw873 I just realise that the word "lead" having two meanings, a literal one and a figurative one, was part of the problem. Our brains are -fine- fine-ish. Ryan is at fault. In part. I think.

[@j3i2i2yl7]

Ryan inadvertantly making the Ghost Hunters show seem even sillier than they already are.

[@SkyRied1]

Ghost Busters*

[@Lotsolov4u]

Miss your pitch meetings. Hope you're doing ok Ryan! We're with you all the way! Samurai Cop pitch meeting!!

[@rishiaman2288]

what happened

[@cdsbradley]

He still does pitch meetings

[@AlbertoFolres]

Look for his tweets that explain that

[@dhaniboi506]

Two words: Miami Connection

[@SwordStone55]

It’s coming out on February 22. Posted it on his Twitter

[@FDiOfi]

I always watch this every night. Now, I'm no longer afraid being home all by myself.

[@helenejapa]

"It's just... you know... whatever leads to the least toxic comment section." That was really smart, Ryan.

[@mediaaccount8390]

Can you connect the dots for me... I don't get this.

[@anttikettunen8601]

This.

[@helenejapa]

@@mediaaccount8390 he didn't want to give an specific "after life destination", because that would mean picking one religion over the other, which would lead to people arguing on the comment section.

[@randirafaeli]

I love how that everything is well connected in the Ryanverse

[@renderproductions1032]

I guess this is the sequel to “if ghosts didn’t disappear after a jump scare.”

[@FunkyPants3D]

more like a prequel, wouldnt you agree?

[@limiv5272]

Maybe a spin-off

[@sashy7360]

Or a reboot

[@willvgo2950]

Oh, interesting! Is it like reboot or a sequel or a prequel? Yes

[@JosephLachh]

Up next, ghost court because the ghost didn't follow the rules by disappearing after their jumpscare.

[@still_thinking_of_a_name2056]

i have an idea we HAVE to call it the Ryancarnation door

[@gamelover2222]

Those ghost abilities are hardly any trouble at all...barely an inconvenience you might say.

[@juanpolloable]

"Yeah.. and So now you make him have an unsettling toothbrushing experience" Im death 😂

[@ytdude2935]

OH SHI- WHO LET DEATH IN HERE

[@יאירליבנה-פ8ח]

Hi death I'm dea- I..I mean DAD!

[@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731]

@@יאירליבנה-פ8ח You wanna see me lose it? Huh, dad?!! I mean you're dead!

[@liamwalsh4008]

@@יאירליבנה-פ8ח L'chaim

[@benedictwhite3751]

"Whatever leads to the least toxic comments"- this man is amazing

[@SuperDZ555]

Ghosts either do something slightly inconvenient or something illegal and there's no in-between. Like, if I was a ghost, i would make someone stub their toe.

[@LegendaryZet]

I would do the mirror thing many times, maybe even scream or talk to him. Then throw stuff off the tables many many times, a few times a day. Then once in a while drop a knife near his feet, but not actually hit him. Just make him go insane and continue till he either kills himself or he is admitted into a pysch ward. If the latter, repeat it all a few years down the line when he get's out.

[@noahsmith6455]

Love the door repair reference. "Yipyipyipyipyip!"

[@ramsoomair]

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[@glazdarklee1683]

The humor in this crosses over to the realm of genius. The humour too. Heck, even the ads make me laugh.

[@calebcarpenter3700]

The continuity of this series continues to astound me

[@orangeinkius7257]

ryan has had years of experience complaining about continuity in movies so he really has it down

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

I would take those as I could probably spell out things from broken things on the floor and black mail them. And maybe get it to a point where they also become a ghost.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

Not gonna lie, making a lamp fly and then dropping it on the floor next to the kitchen table while the whole family is watching was a pretty creepy but also kind awesome ability. Got to give it to the ghosts of our house from like 15 years ago, they were pretty creative. That whole thing of torturing a 3-8 year old kid in his sleep on a weekly basis by interogating him about literally everything in life was pretty shitty though.

[@annahappen7036]

Yeah, my heart goes out to children who end up growing up in those situations. Makes for fun reddit stories but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.