Don't Jerk Off To This

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[@dallashart3390]

this is where i knew who donald glover was LONG before he got famous now. cant believe its been 10 years since him and his friends made these. these videos were the best.

[@jbmp1390]

As far as I know they still had success, just not in front of the camera like Donald. They've both done a lot of writing as far as I know.

[@jayl6210]

Dallas Hart math

[@citizengreyfox]

Dallas Hart same here

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

They weren't just friends, Derrick Comedy was a well known sketch group of the early KZbin era

[@PorticoDemos]

10 years? 9+10=16

[@Lanadeochiii]

doesn't even have...like a sexy orange in it

[@1callmemalachi]

Yes it does😂

[@buttnuttbabee3752]

Well yeah but the orange isn't sexy

[@Lanadeochiii]

^ bahahahah!

[@epicphail2926]

Alana D Lemme smash...plz

[@johnclivebrooks4222]

Alana D l know

[@tachibana-san8454]

I should list my house on Airbnb with a picture of a picture of a bowl of fruit

[@jeilieb9971]

give a discount to anyone who gets the reference.

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

Don't forget the post-it note saying not to jerk off to it.

[@hafidh23]

Why a video from 9 years ago showed up in my recommendation?

[@somkeshav4143]

Muhammad Hafidh sammmmmme

[@lx9651]

Same?

[@emeraldsedge7431]

it says 8 years ago for me

[@MrKillApple]

But why u click on it tho hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

[@kos2919]

Donald Glover

[@SuperFromND]

0/10 no sexy oranges

[@cancerhq1955]

There was one

[@jacktee4030]

Thanks ign

[@willmeyer2259]

All the sexiest oranges are Mandarin, they were probably out of season

[@ANGEL-fg4hv]

Im just seeing this...bet these ex college students are now living their sad 9 to 5 jobs far away from each other ....please come back. Become the new American pie...lol sorry im bored but its a good arc just imagine it...guys make good videos on youtube ...live boring lifes after and now crave something more..one of them nore than the other .brings everyone together for one amazing Road trip. Where they meet some girls at a college party and o wait...i think this has already been made o welp

[@arbb5951]

No change that to a 10!

[@youresotall7126]

You're seeing this Because The Internet

[@picklemurdoc4190]

+Yaphet Kotto :D The internet is the best!

[@cackling3960]

+Yaphet Kotto I see what you did there.

[@onety3578]

You're So Tall I wish it would Awaken, My Love!

[@RealThorn]

666 likes

[@lexn5739]

You're So Tall + I’m high af

[@Wilburgur]

3:05 interesting acting there don

[@Chleba3267]

Wowee

[@huburtcummings5974]

Wilburgur nob

[@foiledits]

seems like some Synth acting...

[@spacecowboy2711]

I love you

[@popechan4340]

Well, he did look human enough

[@jodzict]

"Oh cool they have a Britta pitcher" *Cries because of community*

[@dootslayer1411]

Damn, you too?

[@ChrisMorray]

Six seasons and a movie!

[@user-um7wd1tb7j]

THE MOVIE IS SHOOTING NOW

[@tallussy_hallussy]

Pop pop!!!

[@goon7499]

not my proudest fap

[@naijaboygangsta]

literally lol

[@naijaboygangsta]

literally lol

[@marchkarcz]

LIKE COUNTER IS 669 KEEP IT THAT WAY

[@marchkarcz]

N O

[@jeilieb9971]

no shame m8. who can resist a sexy orange?

[@_chew_]

Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any weirder...

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

@Mr Temporal THANOS HAD A FUCKING YELLOW HELICOPTER WITH HIS NAME ON IT

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

@Mr Temporal And there was a Condiment King

[@galaxywolf3608]

Lol

[@Zappy-ray777]

Lmao

[@imBelegaeraHithaeglir]

This is the strangest SCP I've ever seen.

[@flyingcow997]

Oliver Lewis scp-6000 cognito hazard

[@TheOutsider69]

Strongest*

[@FingerSpazm]

Ahahahahahha

[@EstoulsAruta]

Euclid class?

[@Liton777]

I suppose you could call it the “forbidden fruit”

[@djaylenwelman486]

Alex Smith thats a good one

[@patrioticshitstain]

I don't know why, but the way Glover emphasizes/pronounces the word fruit at 2:18 is so goddamn funny to me. While the entire sketch is funny, I find myself just listening to the phrase "Innocuous picture of some fruit" over and over.

[@Supaj00]

Kecka I teared up in laughter

[@puggles9141]

_fROOT_

[@connertightnipplesmcgregor]

Ｆｒｏｏｔ

[@YSTJ]

And when he says "so I can jerk off to it" he goes the opposite way and releases his breath so softly lmao

[@blitz.editzz]

@@YSTJ glad I'm not the only one who comes back to this

[@kyleporter345]

An innocuous picture of some frooot

[@cthulhujankinx5652]

I just heard that too

[@DEATH_FOR_FREEDOM]

@@cthulhujankinx5652 wut?

[@lelz1702]

When you’re trying to survive no nut November

[@cheapchainz3053]

An annual reminder to make you fail in 2019

[@insectboy5820]

13 years later and this is still funny 😂

[@archangel1of7]

Agreed lol

[@TheDreLyte]

It sure is 😂

[@raytisan]

..writing this with one hand

[@watcbd]

I laughed so hard at this comment.

[@BratWithACamera]

2:48 Donald starts to crack up. Can't really blame him

[@Big_papii]

BratWithACamera there’s a difference between cracking up and smiling

[@oskar-emilkruse4862]

Wtf that was a weirdo smile done on purpose. He was still in character😑

[@mcgibs]

2:45 It almost looks like Glover adlibbed that part to get a rise out of him, and then tries to recover from the miss by sipping the glass.

[@torquework1574]

"a few more stroke and there will be no going back!" -donald glover

[@shibbyguy101]

"Put the picture down!" Kills me everytime

[@cjinl2428]

It's so weird to me that derrickcomedy is basically gone, and its been 4 years since this video. Donald Glover went on to do bigger things I guess.

[@SavingPrivateBrian]

***** he's also a successful rapper...

[@Psykoses]

***** And in the Mordeki and Rygby show, along with tyler the creator.

[@Sully0020]

***** He was also on Community, wrote for 30 Rock, does stand-up comedy, and is Childish Gambino.

[@djdink2000]

Who is Donald glover? Is it childish gambino?

[@Psykoses]

Dorian Moore Lol yea.

[@alovesupreme76]

revisiting these gems after all these years, crazy to see how far Donald has come.

[@visoth7791]

Activision Blizzard in 2021: Write that down, write that down!

[@fascinatinglist9654]

Childish Gambino is the most talented person i know, he can act, sing, rap pretty much anything he puts his mind to he can achieve great success with it.

[@simplez4ck]

His name is donald glover.

[@simplez4ck]

Matt Reed I would but won't. eminem got famous for being eminem aka slim shady donald glover got famous for being donald fkin glover.

[@simplez4ck]

Matt Reed fair enough

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

What if I said it's mediocre except for "Bro Rape"? Even Bobby Moynihan's performance in that. Tbh Ellie Kemper prospered the most.

[@briannacox6720]

He can have a happy ending no matter what huh? 😂

[@OMGLIFEISPEE]

a Britta pitcher? Lol basically foreshadowed the future...

[@seantierney3165]

+laika noosh Thats what I was thinking!

[@222JJJKKK1]

+laika noosh how so?

[@KezThaKidd]

+222JJJKKK1 Britta filter

[@erickaufman6840]

Britta is the worst!

[@thiccdaddy9535]

We don't even use them shits anymore I think.

[@MinkFickle]

i cant help but see Troy. The way he looks and says things.

[@tallussy_hallussy]

Exactlyy

[@TB-fv9il]

Why is this in my recommended 8 years later?

[@zombiemaster5048]

Same

[@ahzayah9026]

Same

[@fukou_da]

Same

[@williammosley6327]

Same

[@suprafluid3661]

Same

[@Phoenix1121212]

The way he says "put the picture down" is greatness

[@Globbified]

Gambino is a fucking genius, I wish he and his friends still did this!!!

[@Juiceboy3005]

Gambino is a mastermind

[@jaysteele3188]

Don’t call him that! I knew him for years before that.

[@jay-tbl]

an innocuous picture of *som froooot*

[@RosieMama]

Damn girl you lookin like a whole bowl of fruit rn

[@bloodyinkpen]

This is basically exactly how guys reacted to My Little Pony.

[@highroller5335]

>.>

[@KQY614]

Luis Macias 😅😂

[@thewormiesthotel]

???????????

[@TheTatumaki]

@@thewormiesthotel what "????????". Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

[@armageddon8538]

Dio Brando No. I feel dump

[@Bbfishman]

dude what the fuck

[@dorito-agar2914]

Bbfishman they are not actually fapping

[@Afromonkey1998]

@@dorito-agar2914they actually were (I was there)

[@da7wtfs433]

“If you see my hand under the table DONT BOTHER ME”

[@lassenrregren2163]

Thumbs up if you're watching this after 9.5.1 changes.

[@RicoTimeless]

What's that

[@MAFiA303]

I really miss those guys..

[@DFW_Robbo]

Can't believe I just saw one of these dudes singing his heart out to a smooth R&B ballad at the Grammy's

[@darthvader6198]

Daylight.

[@hansuri401]

@@darthvader6198 i woke up feeling like you wont play right

[@hydro2oxide707]

3 guys 1 picture

[@whYLiE09]

I love it when derrickcomedy comes back into my life :)

[@asspotato0185]

I need a sexy orange in my life

[@asspotato0185]

Matt Reed good enough

[@whatdidyouexpectyouidiot]

Starkill3r - that aint sexy

[@Ender080192]

So. Can I buy a printout of that picture?

[@thewanted-officialchannel3602]

Ender080192 For research purposes I assume

[@robrot404]

You need Magenta though.

[@deusexxx5889]

Print two please

[@John_C_J]

I need a timelapse footage of them fruits getting ripe. Real ripe. For a friend of course.

[@jake_grape]

Why did i get this recommended 8 years later?

[@NickAlbano253]

Can you imagine what these guys can do right now with a bigger budget? This was hilarious 😂

[@raytg420]

Bring back derrick!!!!!!!!

[@Bsgrundle]

Do you mean like Mystery Team?

[@MrCaboose23]

doesn't even have...like a sexy orange in it

[@MrJellybean16]

britta-pitcher, even better after community

[@sayjironimo7321]

*THIS IS AMERICA*

[@Sonic_the_Hedge-hog]

He was caught slippin' up

[@jordanrichards9372]

The dramatic music kills me

[@maxmimemeccamorphosis1266]

2:30 his pupils are HUGE

[@1966Zodiac]

A lot of people want Donald Glover to play Miles Morales aka Spider-man. I'll always think of him in this video.

[@RandomOnePerson]

Who else googled “sexy bowl of fruit”?

[@Parzivle]

I watched this maybe 10 years ago before knowing who Donald glover was. the phrase “sexy bowl of fruit” flew into my head unprovoked and I had to see it again. I’ve watched community 10+ times at this point it gave me whiplash seeing him here

[@lashanda603]

Donald's crying face is too funny 😂 😂 Jesus I love him

[@ThePlasticBowl]

Yup.........water

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

Now that's an SCP concept if I ever seen one.

[@John_C_J]

What's SCP?

[@everythingreviewed3]

The pandemic got me feeling this way.

[@Rankor]

I cant believe how good you guys have gotten, so funny.

[@Daywalker777r]

2:45 lmfao

[@dongxipunata]

Blizzard can not stop us!

[@ZyxthePest]

"Oh, you devil!"

[@12west90]

I'm so happy that you guys are still making skits. Awesome job!

[@tyronekfcof]

Fr

[@TootFruit]

A FEW MORE STROKES AND THERE WILL BE NO GOING BACK.

[@gmoneygaming2319]

This will never be recommended in feeds until youtube classic becomes a thing

[@nicaln5104]

This is what KZbin needs, creative content that’s actually quality and good.

[@chez881]

I think this is Derrick Comedy's only video with 720p.

[@nothingoodhere]

AND TRAILER

[@shznh]

Hello Blizzard 2021...

[@honest_psycho7237]

Alright gentlemen, give me your best Blizzard-Jokes!

[@jeffd.683]

I would, but it can't possibly be a bigger joke than the company itself.

[@BillyTheKidder]

With their powers combined, they are derrickcomedy!

[@lapispropanezuli1844]

What SCP is this?

[@cooperrose6480]

Lapis Propanezuli I’LL BE RIGHT BACK! *runs to sop forums to steal idea*

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

It has a very high potential of memetic inoculation.

[@roibatty]

Lapis Propanezuli SCP-4(***) is a bowl of fruit. The bowl is made of hardened glass. The bowl contains 1 orange, 2 bananas, and an apple. More research needed.

[@asecondaccountforvariousan2482]

*1 sexy orange

[@razan3853]

The SCP was redacted

[@thecliffracer]

We are all slaves to our desires.

[@Overload-ey3ty]

Two things. First, I found it weird that this showed up in my recommended only now after 9 years of this existing. Second, why does this only have two million views?

[@rovinraver]

One of the most brilliant sketches ever

[@broceratops1337]

Randomly popped on my main KZbin video list thingy... Also noticed they changed thumbnails and a new DerrickComedy logo. Hmmmmmmmmmmm?????

[@Darkmatter105]

God I miss this team.

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

Same :(

[@pandora8940]

Why was this suddenly recommended to everyone 😂😂😂 still, no regrets watching lmao

[@_mrshym3ll0w0_7]

I youtube searched "Drop Pop Candy" THATS THE WORLDS MOST INOCENT SONG XD

[@therhythmictale5574]

I thought this was going to be the first episode of goblin slayer but I guess I was wrong....

[@Desiderium]

Second half of this video...I have never had my WTF-o-meter go up so high before.

[@BorderlineCrispy]

could you even say your... why the fruit meter

[@Elfenlied8675309]

Love that their movie website is now an Indian gambling website. OMEGALUL

[@jeddy8469]

The fact they are in such a rush to go to bed they slept in their full clothes 😂

[@benmoore3867]

OH YOU DEVIL!

[@Troopertroll]

I can't believe this is why Blizzard changed all of their in-game paintings of lingerie women to fruit bowls.

[@ashleygood-lang9720]

This is really random but I love it

[@rexcelent8560]

Love the ending

[@dontheuseless9007]

That must be some T H I C C fruit

[@kokkujin7578]

saying that stuff with a straight face must be difficult

[@pit655420]

9 years later. I am watching this lol

[@jasonlieberman4606]

Don't catch you slippin now

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

I'm here from a link in a reddit thread discussing World of Warcraft replacing a couple of sexy paintings in-game.

[@TheKennyMcormick]

2:02 this entire sequence is my favorite lol

[@musxhroom3945]

Thank you for this blessed video

[@julianwilson5174]

THANK you KZbin recommendations!!!

[@user-md2iq9vb9z]

i'm assuming since their movie was a total flop thats the reason they disbanded Derrick. i mean they put years and years and tons of money into it and it just turned out so horrible, i would feel discouraged to keep going too.

[@--sql]

They disbanded because Donald Glover (aka Childish Gambino) was hired for a role in Community and then he focused on his music career.

[@marlonc56]

Butt Poopington exactly lol.

[@Phoenix1121212]

mystery team was great

[@TransparentLabyrinth]

For an indie-grade hashed together film by a comedy troupe, I thought mystery team was pretty well done. Nothing to write home about, but I don't think I'd go as far as calling it "bad."

[@LudaChez]

If you like them the movie is good. Problem is you need to know them. I loved the movie. Especially since he spills something on his shirt and has to change it so they make a throw away joke about it. But the average person has no idea Gambino was doing this before. Someone showed me this video at work and I saw an ad for the movie and thought "I love Troy". So I got lucky

[@reddeadredhead2925]

It’s the guy from community!

[@taylorverrall118]

2009 was a wild time

[@Void_0001]

All the screenshots have changed!! Are you guys going to Start uploading again?????

[@PippaPasses]

M!CAH right!?

[@andreweverett]

i'm so glad you guys are back to your sketch game. the quality on these is baller. Donald, does filming community get in the way of making these? also, can't wait to see the movie

[@robertrealrosso237]

This is the comedy of 10 year old KZbin with the Quality of today.

[@redbluesandmoons7478]

**looks at title** *_YOU CAN'T STOP ME,YEEEEE_*

[@itgattabejoshable]

Where can I find the instrumental for the creepy mystery music?