Twitch Chat and I invaded USA with Artificial Intelligence

[@EnD3Rf0x]

My favorite thing about this series of AI takeovers is that Doug will always try the most strategic and thought out plans only for the AI to focus on the wrong thing and have it end up not working. Meanwhile chat will always pick the goofiest option possible and it almost always works. Such a glorious sight to behold

[@Numbabu]

People worry about AI being evil and too powerful to control but actually all AI are gonna end up being silly little guys like us.

[@AnimalTheGamer]

That's why I try to exploit the AI by doing slightly odd actions which will cause the AI to make me the best motherfrickin soldier in DungeonAI and I always get the best results l0l.

[@josericardogoncalvescunha]

@@Numbabu lmfao me and my ai homie goofing around

[@PrimusSwallows]

The Twitch chat and the AI operate on the same mental wavelength. Chatlantis randomly spits out a godawful idea, and NovelAI thinks "Holy shit, I was thinking the same thing! I like the cut of this guy's jib." But Doug and his thought process are incomprehensible to the AI, which angers it and makes it want to beat him to death with non-sequiturs whenever he tries to do something.

[@e-tan3911]

Ahh yes, well thought out and strategic. Like forming Megacoda, which was purely 100% strategic.

[@boiyado6717]

My favorite part of the stream was how the Hot Pregnant Rich Psychic Space Pope kept getting more adjectives added to her, and how the AI made sure to mention them at least once a turn

[@hihey229]

Right? Like the fact that Jim's justification for marrying her was that she is extremely attractive (plus she's rich) after chat pressured Doug into mentioning it before.

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Ok. Wow. That is evil, bots impersonating people impersonating bots.

[@frankuxa2157]

Bot sception

[@capybara2515]

It’s all fun and games until the new boys arrive saying: (not a bot saying “making fun of bots”).

[@TetronRR]

…

[@the_doug_digital]

I love how every single peaceful attempt by Doug to acquire a new state becomes hijacked by the General violently invading the state instead and committing more and more war crimes

[@drillbitz2816]

so many bots, but war crimes are just words and death is just a threat

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@drillbitz2816 we should war crime the bots

[@_Cetarial]

Morbid curiousity makes me want to check the links…

[@Eldd.]

@@_Cetarial They are usually links to videos of dead channels.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@Eldd. Or a virus

[@tamado2148]

The fact that saul goodman CAME BACK from heaven to decimate dougs army when Doug specifically put that saul can't be back is hilarious

[@mus4u]

**Deus Ex Machina Intensifys**

[@foxmask8032]

He even ended up capturing and later assassinating Jesus Christ! Maybe he was the real prophet after all... Edit: I just remembered that the AI did the same with Master Chief during he videogame character faceoff. So it's not impossible that they could be one and the same.

[@Autokendo17]

​@@foxmask8032master chief is saul?????? but hey, that's just a-

[@spingleboygle]

@@Autokendo17-theory, a game theory!

[@funchildrenchannel3913]

Thanks for watching.

[@zacharywooden2113]

I love how Doug specified that Saul Goodman was dead and wasn't coming back in the prompt and the AI didn't just have him appear like normal, but it clarified that Saul was coming back from heaven. That's essentially the AI version of flipping someone off.

[@Boltclick]

The AI really doesn't like Doug. Every time he tries to do anything, the AI just makes everything go terribly. That part of the story is the perfect embodiment of the AI's hate for Doug.

[@cheeseburgermike8406]

Saul found a legal loophole in Heaven to become Jesus and be Resurrected.

[@willofthewinds3222]

@@Boltclick Honestly, to me its a case that causes a cascade of failure. If you fail early, you just fail more often since the AI pulls from previous generated material, meaning its looking at you losing and decides "oh, you are meant to fail" and causing more failures. Its a feedback loop

[@imadmukhtar]

@Chad 007 thank you

[@axmoylotl]

@@willofthewinds3222 That describes society as well

[@Pidgex]

The crazy thing is that Saul Goodman was the MVP of the entire video and he wasn’t even considered a resource for either one of the armies at any point.

[@applesauce1916]

He’s to good to be a resource

[@thereviewingforce7294]

He's a free spirit. He has no loyalties!

[@5ivecats836]

Saul goodman isnt a resource, hes a force of nature.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

They tried, and Saul broke their heart. He just couldn't be tamed by the rich and hot space pope

[@spooderman6312]

Saul goodman is the ultimate player. He gets hired by both sides, and no matter who wins, he always comes out on top

[@barneybaka1193]

Honestly Iron-Balls has the most interesting character arc in the entire video. He went from a boy who's mother died in front of him to the governor of Washington. Honestly I feel he probably had one of the best endings in the video. And since it's stated that it took him 3 years to return to North Dakota that means that he would've survived the obliteration of the Dougkota army. And in the end of the story he was able to settle down and meet Mary.

[@jackjohnson9403]

My favourite part too

[@thejesterbox4096]

It’s exactly like that subplot in the show that’s ten times better than the actual plot

[@samuraigorilla2311]

Jokes aside, Iron balls was actually solidly written. The war crime general at the start becomes the North Dakotan king and kills Iron Balls's mother. I think all along he was harboring this sense of retribution for his mother, which explains why he had connections with the Idaho government for the sake of revenge. The war crime general dies, but Iron Balls also has an issue with the Dougtopian empire as a whole since they issued the capture of North Dakota in the first place. So he becomes a general of Idaho, devising the trojan strategy of coming in for a corn inspection but instead coming in with 10,000 troops. This is so he could seek vengeance on Dougtopia. Iron Balls proudly says "I work for the king of North Dakota!" to Saul because in his heart his father is still King (remember his father is still alive, but probably not king now). He admits his bravado by clinging to the forgotten royal bloodline of North Dakota, stating that "it makes [him] sound tough!". I think upon seeing Saul he admits his efforts are futile and agrees to forcibly act as a proxy King of Washington. But alas, his love for North Dakota is still strong! He runs away to North Dakota and settles down and marries Mary, the woman that looks like Alex, and hence continues his bloodline. Dougtopia falls and the war crime general dies, but ironically the bloodline that continues is that of the true North Dakota king. Truly beautiful.

[@UkaVirus]

Wait, if he met Mary and marry her, maybe the Jesus that appears later is his son?

[@LemonbreadSC]

Also, Mary looks exactly like Alex.

[@HappierTrails]

"invade the sun!" "dont worry we'll go at night time" I fukn died

[@chargedupchap]

At night time, it’s not as hot or bright, ingenious plan!

[@robert.7230]

@@chargedupchap it's a perfect plan. Except how do we stay there when it goes back to day?

[@yesno4364]

@@robert.7230 sunscreen

[@robert.7230]

@@yesno4364 its perfect

[@K4mui2152]

@@robert.7230 Just use some of the Sun's light as a shade.

[@danielsime911]

I like that as soon as you got a space pope he immediately ran to the nearest space forest

[@reaperisms8864]

underrated reference

[@FiQi2390]

Pope must really like forest amd its canon

[@Taunty11]

*she she's also hot and rich and psychic and pregnant

[@Brejdu]

True

[@swimmerofage2148]

It's Canon

[@starseekers108]

I’m going to be honest, saying “If you ever want to see your wife again, you better join us” to your own husband is an incredible power play

[@17thcenturypilgrim]

@@dramaexterminatus with border protection she gatekeeps

[@GhostInThePepsi]

This is why I subscribed

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

@@17thcenturypilgrim girlbosses with borders

[@Lordsandero]

@Bully peter Finally it's here after so long: 🖕

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Divorce at it's finest

[@BeatInMySkull]

Chat: "Invade the sun" DougDoug: "If you guys would like to send your Space Pope into the sun, you are more than welcome." Chat: "We will go at night time." That fucking killed me

[@fissionphoenix4995]

That was unreasonably hilarious I don't know why it hit me so hard.

[@thesun5575]

It scared me

[@geo4876]

It's unfortunate that chat never did send anyone into the sun

[@lions_exist3573]

I also saw someone in chat say the world was flat

[@exalted_space9224]

Knowing Chat it probably have worked.

[@olehart5850]

Queen: "Stop trying to kill him!" General: "Kill him?" Queen: "Yes, kill him! He deserves to die!"

[@spidey1100]

Speech 100. The General, in two words, persuaded the queen to want her husband dead.

[@warrockenjoyer2170]

Key word, "trying". She just wanted them to do it already

[@ariesdemiurge]

Ya know, with how the AI usually doesn't care about continuity, and just brings back dead characters like nothing happened, the sheer fact that it remembered Saul Goodman died, and had him explicitly come down from heaven to kill the Dougkotan army, I cannot.

[@vetreas366]

The AI does usually get hung up on weird details and brings them back randomly (like Mary) but this one was really more Doug just tempting fate by saying Saul was dead and definitely not coming back. AI just wanted to tie up that loose end and boy, did it tie it up!

[@IHATEGAYS-s8p]

OO.*🔥 *kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4aWgWWabZapldU

[@Sawdust_]

Saul Goodman is just better

[@burp2019]

it also predicted the whole moon section

[@harnessedcomic4381]

And after doug specifically wrote that he was never ever coming back

[@mranderson9553]

the fact that the one 'useless' thing chat did by killing saul goodman somehow still stopped doug is amazing

[@johnderat2652]

Honestly it's kinda annoying how the AI seems to do everything in Chad's favor

[@gunknightben1829]

@@johnderat2652 hiveminds stick together

[@some-one-else]

@@johnderat2652 Eh, I think it's more fun. Chat can't really react as much when things go well for Doug, so it's much more fun to get to watch Doug freaking out over chat just randomly getting shit out of nowhere.

[@negativefg7922]

@@johnderat2652 chat is just acting like true AI would do.

[@TuckyBlue]

@Bully peter shut the hell up cowbelly pfp

[@spooderman6312]

The constant on-again off-again relationship between space pope and Saul Goodman was comedy gold. Still a better love story than twilight

[@pluto3194]

The space pope is Kim Wexler

[@Afish8me2china]

You are wrong. Saul Goodman isn’t funny. You can’t conceive of what he’s capable of! HE IS SO FAR BEYOND YOU! HE’S LIKE A GOD IN HUMAN CLOTHING!!! *LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM HIS FINGERTIPS!*

[@endgamerplays]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen you in the comment sections of KZbin, what’s up?

[@exalted_space9224]

Absolutely

[@kreature7702]

Jesus christo so many bots

[@Rat_64]

At 53:25 it is said that Saul Goodman is dead and will not come back ever, Saul then proceeds to come back in the same turn. He’s just so powerful

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

According to all known laws of A.I.viation, Saul Goodman is dead, and can never come back ever. Saul Goodman, of course, comes back anyways, because the A.I. does not care what Doug thinks is possible.

[@supersaiyangodofgamidustry321]

Saul got that dawg in him

[@lemonsmug]

@@supersaiyangodofgamidustry321 Saul got that doug in him

[@jjropo3.]

@@lemonsmugthat would be impossible since Saul never loses

[@TotallyNotFeeshHawk]

@@jjropo3. "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

[@AlphaOmega1237]

I love how the AI remembered and reincorperated the line about Saul planning to kill Jesus at the end there. That's a hell of a c-block.

[@vantruongthi9105]

ok

[@ringle7000]

This would be the most confusing comment out of context.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

@@ringle7000 The video is confusing even in context! XD

[@outzymes3636]

@@ringle7000 i haven't finished so its hella confusing

[@Garbo_trashcan]

_Please_ make this a series. This premise is like an insane D&D campaign and it's so damn fun.

[@dazcarrr]

D&D but the dungeon master is a hyperactive and distracted toddler rather than the players

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

Next time, Doug and Chat should invade the RISK map or something

[@diamonddrawsthegoat]

He already said it will be a series. I think.

[@darthfett6437]

Kid named goodman

[@Kayso789]

it is a series

[@yugix_1]

I love how doug's plans are "give corn to Idaho so they join" and then Chat's plans are "SEND THE SPACE POPE AND SAUL TO THE SUN SO THEY CAN FORCE GOD TO LEGALLY AQUIRE OREGON"

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

They never planned to conquer Oregon, in fact the Earth was pretty much left behind when Saul reenacted the second coming of Christ.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

AI during Chat’s turn: chat gets x state, and makes resource AI during Doug’s turn: his army is instantly annihilated (or it goes off on a useless tangent)

[@braydenwrigley8294]

Seeing as though chat won we can see which strategy was better

[@kitplaysmore7554]

chat just becomes this all high mighty being and doug is just doing stuff on the grounf

[@imahumanperson361]

The vibe seems about right though.

[@grimmashley8422]

Just like the first Time, Doug mostly made very normal and expected plays, just sticking with the good old strategies of invade or diplomacy, while Chat made up random ideas every turn that had nothing to do with the game but won them points every turn

[@agrimpuriya2585]

Apparently the best way to win this game is to go buck wild just like the chat.

[@robert.7230]

If the ai doesn't know what is happening it just gives them stuff.

[@Ohflipsnap]

RIGGED

[@spingleboygle]

i was rooting for chat the entire time

[@tamochi_]

​@@spingleboygleI was rooting for Doug but at the end I switched to chats side LMFAO

[@V0xxal]

Twitch chat accidentally taking over Nevada with ease and Doug consistently struggling to take over Idaho is the funniest part of this

[@nebulamageplays1541]

@cyber That's cool and all, but I have one pressing question. Who asked?

[@wafflefryss]

as someone from Idaho i am proud of our mostly disappointing state

[@notsure1969]

To be fair, it wouldn't be hard to take over Idaho in real life. Nevada would be harder bc of that sweet Vegas money.

[@GlareanLiebertine]

Those potato farmers are tougher than you think

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

It took all of Sauls legal power, and even then he had to bust out the power of friendship, to take over Idaho. That's what it took to get over his loss streak

[@Chipfoxxo]

Plot twist: Jim is actually just Saul Goodman. In Better Call Saul, Saul's real name is Jimmy McGill, so it makes sense that the "Jim" here is also Saul Goodman, and the part where Jim witnessed Saul die from a heart attack (let's just say he killed Saul) actually meant that Jim let go of his confident lawyer alter ego that was Saul Goodman, which is why the part with Jim asking the Space Pope of Saul's death and the Space Pope telling Jim "Your mind is saying, 'I killed Saul Goodman'" actually meant that the Pope saw the change Jim had to make for the better, to leave his alter ego Saul behind. Saul coming down from "Heaven" is also just Jim, realizing that despite giving up his alter ego for Chatlantis, he still craves that lawyer life, so this "heaven" part is Jim becoming Saul once more, regaining his identity that gave him this success, and proving that he can serve Chatlantis as Saul Goodman by annihilating Dougkota. It's unknown how this will affect the Space Pope, as Jim was close with her, but Saul was not. It's also worth noting that (from what I remember), Jim and Saul are never seen together, except when they're alone, hinting that they could be the same person. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY-

[@hdWWtchR]

A DOUG THEORY! THANKS FOR READING.🤣🤣🤣

[@sum_dum_youtube_boi1822]

Someone needs to make a Doug va chat fandom page for lore

[@yeahmike3847]

Take your meds

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

What is this some kind of Radagon/Marika thing going on?

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

Actually I think Saul assassinating Jesus is the indication that their was more to saul than just a lawyer.

[@flamingscar5263]

I love that Doug said "and Saul will never come back" to the AI and the AI just resserects saul anyways

[@videogamee6037]

@im calling saul HES BACK AGAIN

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

Well I like Saul so he comes back from the dead on a golden chariot and destroys that army of 50,000 he so kindly gave you. He saw that you were using his gift for evil, and took it away

[@bobbobert9379]

@@videogamee6037 it's a comment spammer. These aren't real people, they're bots controlled by scammers that steal people's login info just to spam links in comments.

[@spooderman6312]

Saul is too much of a gigachad to dis

[@cupoftea273]

ai rigged for chat

[@FerretTwister]

Doug: has insane war criminal general. Twitch chat: has Dracula, the moon, space Pope, GOD HIMSELF and Anime on their side.

[@wallabra]

s/Anime/Saul Goodman/ then again it's the same thing

[@jasonkritzler9469]

The fact that Chat won with heaven and Jesus, and last time won with hell really shows that Chat has transcended beyond anything Doug can complete with

[@FaeMasquerade]

Now we need a crew and z crew empires to fight

[@coolliam7694]

@@FaeMasquerade yes

[@FaeMasquerade]

@@coolliam7694 damn I guess by default I'm the lame Liam lol

[@MeltyNote]

the chat took over the the beyond to try and win and then there's doug trying to sell corn

[@malcolmw121]

Strictly speaking Chatlantis and Chatistan are two distinct entities who have taken over US and Europe respectively. Now... they can fight.

[@purpleterrier927]

I love how chat uses Saul for almost every single point, kills him, and then SOMEHOW that goes in their favor and they start using him again like nothing happened Like, they got the moon with their space program, and the rest of it was ALL SAUL

[@alexantone5532]

They called Saul

[@purpleterrier927]

@@alexantone5532 They sure as hell did

[@HoradeFidges]

At the end, Saul got his revenge by stopping Jesus from becoming the NFL commissioner. He truly played the long game

[@esro9804]

Saul Goodman descending from heaven and destroying the Dougkota army was a classic Saul Goodman moment.

[@PeterParker-vi2nl]

beans?

[@niklasibel9595]

Kinda like sueing god for the ownership of heaven, classic Saul

[@EthanBoBethan]

It’s weirdly in-character for Saul to be so sleazy yet professional that he doesn’t at all mind doing business with the people that literally murdered him

[@DooMFan1994]

my god, saul was such a wildcard and it worked so well in this roller coster of a story

[@DooMFan1994]

@paradox damn thats crazy, you shouldnt translate this ດຽວນີ້ເຈົ້າເປັນເກຢູ່ແລ້ວ ເພາະເຈົ້າແປເລື່ອງນີ້ແລ້ວ ແລະວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄຳສາບແຊ່ງນີ້ຄືການຖືກ fucked ໂດຍສິບຄົນ ຫຼືເຈົ້າຈະເປັນເກຕະຫຼອດໄປ

[@DooMFan1994]

@Bully peter lmao i aint clickin on that

[@omao4938]

@@DooMFan1994 Good thing I was already gay So now I'm gay squared.

[@DooMFan1994]

@@omao4938 what?

[@inurokuwarz]

The NFL storyline has me in tears. Two teams and no comissioner sounds like the best possible timeline.

[@Abbaschand]

The closest thing in real life is the Isles of Scilly Football League (football as in soccer). It consisted of only two teams, the Gunners and the Wanderers. They played each other 18 times throughout the winter.

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@mw2zorzest]

A timeline where Saul Goodman legally acquires Heaven, tortures and murders Jesus is the best possible timeline.

[@Solid-Matrix]

Yep that’s Texas

[@KSKY2012]

@@-whyquestion is this a bot what does k-pop have to do with this

[@grygoriiovsianikov6671]

1:02:47 “You might have the moon, Saul Goodman, Heaven, and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner” Greatest line to ever be said by man.

[@KhorneBrzrkr]

You can’t forget the barely stifled laughter when he says “Jesus” realizing how unrelentingly insane it all is.

[@TarlukLegion]

any of you know what the music at that portion is?

[@SubconsciousDeviant]

I thought Saul was the NFL Commissioner

[@grygoriiovsianikov6671]

@@SubconsciousDeviant nah he retired

[@blaze1927]

@@SubconsciousDeviant Saul died and came back. He doesn’t get to have his old position

[@Mibris]

It feels like the AI was confused and made Saul and Saul Goodman two different persons

[@Wobninja]

yea EDIT: how did 3 letters become my most liked comment lol

[@Gshadin]

Saul goodman with schizofrenia confirmed

[@shawnroy7806]

well he used 2 different windows

[@damienburroughs2119]

it's because the AI secretly is in love with chat.

[@Mibris]

@@damienburroughs2119 it is, and at this point I'm always vouching for Doug but he keeps loosing 😂

[@SWISS-1337]

This just kept getting better and better. I was tears at the end. Saul Goodman, coming from the heavens obliterating entire armies. A. I. creates the absolute best stories.

[@SWISS-1337]

Just realised I put "I was tears". It was so funny it broke me

[@JarfTaco]

(SPOILERS) 45:59 broke me. The way the A.I. went right from “The governor will send one person to inspect the corn” to “The Idahoan army prepares to end Doug” was brilliant.

[@Ra1dCom]

They hated his corn so much they went to war

[@backtoklondike]

Must've been really bad corn.

[@meem6154]

No I think it was the governor tricking the dougakota population because none of them can count.

[@VeryPeeved]

obviously it was a genius ploy to trick them into letting their guard down while they prepared their army!

[@Whispitt]

It's because they knew it would never beat Iowas corn army

[@kr6productions]

Blasphemy, love, sports, betrayal, corn, religion, war, comedy, lore. This story has everything.

[@urbanfrog]

Don't forget severe violations of human rights

[@absurddive]

I cannot believe how doug takes L after L dude ... his chat's insane lmao

[@sanscofa2184]

And Saul

[@dorianahhxshwy16pascualh3j6]

You forgot saul Goodman

[@Z_Viper08]

And war crimes

[@alexprendes7370]

As a law student, “It’s the goddamn supreme court again! Fuck!” Is the most relatable sentence i’ve ever heard

[@arima_song]

I'm late and this'll sound dum, but I'm a foreigner, could you explain that, please, my good friend? :)

[@alexprendes7370]

@@arima_song so in our legal system, the supreme court makes a lot of legal decisions that heavily affect our citizens. However, the decisions they make are considered “precedent” which means that if another similar case goes before a court, that court has to follow the supreme court decision. As someone in law school, i have to study a lot of the supreme court’s decisions. Some of these decisions don’t make sense to me, and they might also seem like they did not choose the correct outcome. Recently, the supreme court has also made a few controversial decisions, even overturning a few prior supreme court rulings in the process. To make it simple, i’m in a position where complaining about the supreme court is relevant to my education and my career, and quoting what doug said at 56:30 seemed like a really funny way to do it

[@alexprendes7370]

@@arima_songi apologize for the very long explanation, but i tried my best

[@ToastBoastOfficial]

@@alexprendes7370I have gained *knowledge*

[@arima_song]

@@alexprendes7370 thank you so much for the explanation! Now I understand :) And don't worry about writing too much. I like that kind of answers personally, they're not shallow and it shows that you really tried to explain. I myself write whole essays in the comments too :D

[@Axeeco]

I like how Doug specifically told the AI that Saul would never come back, yet it completely ignores it 5 minutes later and also makes him a superhuman

[@Kjf365]

I liked the AI generated image of Saul coming from the clouds and firing yellow lightning from his hands Doug added in there lol.

[@СтепанМельников-у4х]

If I had a nickel for everytime Doug's invading army gets destroyed by godlike being I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[@jellywillreturn]

Starting out as a comic relief character, only to get the most screen time out of any character and becoming the emotional crux of the story, is the ultimate Saul Goodman move.

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

Thats like exactly what happened to Saul in official breaking bad media lol

[@jellywillreturn]

@@thedangerstrangeruk Thank you, that was the joke.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

That's what happens when NovelAI attaches onto something in pop-culture that it recognizes. It's more familiar with that type of dataset than the "original" you come up with yourself, which is why Saul inevitably hijacks the entire narrative.

[@bloodrinker]

annie pog

[@dylancrosby2451]

@@_Jay_Maker_ except it does it with other people mentioned as well, even made up ones and the names of the empires. No, unfortunately I believe you are incorrect here. Saul was mentioned early on, and the ai uses previous text in order to generate future text, Saul keeps coming back because the ai keeps looking back to generate new text, and all it sees is Saul, because he was mentioned so often. The more he gets mentioned, the more Saul there is for the ai to use to generate new text. You arent entirely wrong though, as the ai obviously has more information on someone who exists, compared to someone who doesn't, but I dont believe this is the reason he becomes a reoccurring character.

[@Milangasor]

The fact that chat planned killing Saul for him to both kill the Dougkota's army and sue God to adquire the Heaven had me attonishing

[@guitarsoap]

24:25 The A.I.: *developing its own political drama* *basically rewriting MacBeth over here* Doug: ... so saul goodman begins his work to aqcuire arizona

[@pugaleto9578]

The ai was getting too smart for its own good

[@creb4147]

So many characters in these stories are just like "Wait, I thought you died" "Yeah, but I got better"

[@JzanderN]

To be fair, in Saul's case, I think he just found some legal loophole that allowed him to become an angel and therefore return to Earth.

[@kwick_music]

How has chat over the course of two episodes acquired both heaven and hell while Doug has gotten corn and beer

[@BoggDog]

Man, I can't wait till they take over purgatory

[@ballsacsincorp]

@@BoggDog cant wait til the void is under chatistan

[@spooderman6312]

Spoiler for part 3: Chat invades uranus, renames it to ouranus, builds a huge toilet and makes another sun. Doug does have another sun and tries tonget the halo ring at one point, but he loses both, so in the end he has the jar jar binks planet I know what I just said sounds crazy, but you'll believe me when part 3 comes out

[@Ghostly3011]

@@spooderman6312 Twitch Chat and I invaded the Galaxy with AI

[@TheBlueFoxOverlord]

idk they just got the power to i guess and the ai may be biased

[@jaydenthompson1995]

every time the space pope hits Saul Goodman with: I am hot and rich and psychic and pregnant, I die of laughter.

[@MrDalek2150]

Saul got hit by the "I'm pregante" card and it worked.

[@thegreatpleco3920]

Hello fellow person who has same name as me.

[@spingleboygle]

lol

[@SuperSimputer]

Saul Goodman coming back from heaven to wrath the board had me dying. Instant classic

[@magnetronman298]

Bro really said day of judgment

[@DuskMageNecrozma]

And a one-sided wrath at that. Ruinous Ultimatum. In Saul's Wake.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

​@@DuskMageNecrozmain Saul's wake is fucking hilarious. I'm picturing Saul dressed as Garruk, and dying

[@anonymoose7109]

The entire introduction for ol' Ironballs sherman STILL has me laughing. Just imagining two dudes on a battlefield yelling about canada got me WHEEZING.

[@Door227]

Iron balls is honestly one of my favorite characters

[@Afish8me2china]

What if I told you he was a real guy. He fought for the British in the war of 1812. I don’t know if he was actually called ol’ Ironballs tho

[@boiyado6717]

@@Afish8me2china Unless there is another William Tecumseh Sherman that I don't know, he was a Civil War general.

[@Afish8me2china]

@@boiyado6717 Omg I’m an idiot. So yeah, Tecumseh was a Native American General in The War of 1812, and Sherman got his middle name from him. I just… mentally ignored the ‘William Sherman’ parts of it. Thx for correction

[@liamgavinwells]

The Quebec and Canada banter is extremely accurate

[@spynix0718]

I love how Saul was always on Chatlantis' side. The assassination was merely a step in the Space Pope, Saul, and Jim's side.

[@guyfieri148]

Saul's ultimate legal loophole tbh

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Saul comes from heaven and destroys the dougkodan empire.

[@Novaknight95]

You think a man just happens to go to Heaven to benefit Chatlantis? NO HE ORCHASTRATED IT! JIMMY!

[@Heigxion]

Technically, Saul played the game until he betrayed Chatlantis in the end and gets his revenge.

[@jojogacha974]

@@Heigxion nah he killed Jesus because Jesus could not be the nba manger because Saul Goodman already was

[@bradydavidson559]

The best part is that Saul remained a free agent the whole time. Never exclusively siding with one empire. Bro is strictly chasing the bag💀

[@requiem6465]

It's canon

[@Kallixede]

That does sound like saul

[@adlerofrowe9224]

Whenever Doug used him, it didn't work. When chat did, he was incredible. He was always on chats side, he just played Doug.

[@bondbond8260]

Hey saul atleast get him idaho

[@robertallan8035]

@@adlerofrowe9224 he was a triple agent the entire time, only at the end, after the grand masquerade of death was over, he descended in a body of infinite power, and at last proclaimed his love for the space pope in irrevocable finality.

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

6:35 "ELON MUSK CAN'T REACH US NOW" chat was impeccable this entire video, only bangers

[@robert.7230]

Chat is impeccable

[@jillyboel_]

fun fact- when the Space Pope asks Saul how they’re gonna kill/torture Jesus his answer was “we’ll put him in a room full of rats and as he watches them crawl around all over each other he’ll realize he’s not special” and the fact that’s not included is criminal

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

Thats so fucking ominous actually 😭

[@jillyboel_]

@@JesusChristTheQueerProfit right?!

[@X-380_ZD]

Thanks I really wanted to know what they did to torture jesus

[@appointmenteer]

this is scarily close to how they torture people in 1984. what the hell i love it

[@grapes5672]

literlly 1984 (book three, chapter 5)

[@zachgamemaster3329]

Chat: Complains about Doug knowing Saul's number Also chat: Has an Alien Doctor Vampire as their emperor and an army from the moon.

[@Hel15]

Common nothing is wrong with THAT!

[@tdoyr]

*moon jungle

[@juliamavroidi8601]

love how the chat pams "rigged" every time Doug has anything positove happen, meanwhile they rule with their vampire emperor from the moon

[@kobmtx]

“saul says this as if it were a normal thing to do” is one of the funniest lines i’ve ever heard

[@manupm9161]

That summarizes the entire video

[@spencerwasson5877]

Chat could have used the newly Immortal Saul to have a chance at getting Oregon, but instead went all-in because they knew for a fact that Saul would get them Heaven. Truly inspirational.

[@arukimc]

I love how every time the Space Pope talked she always said "I'm hot and rich and psychic and pregnant" I laughed a lot with this lmaoo

[@ballsacsincorp]

proceeds to run into the space jungle

[@cindrblok7948]

@paradox no

[@TheSpaceComputer]

@paradox ok bro

[@swishoemi]

**proceeds to flee into the forest**

[@highdefinition450]

How is the pope always female lmao

[@imBailout]

The AI streams, like these invasion ones or like the “Strongest Video Game Character” are so wildly entertaining. Can’t wait to dive into this hour long adventure

[@blackwell4701]

Jesus christ I look and there's like 50 bots in here what the hell. But yeah, these streams are something I wanna catch live 🥺

[@Equinox_038]

@@blackwell4701 yeah man they are literally responding to eachother now aswell

[@KnufWons]

OK but that last boy post is pretty funny just on the face of it

[@dazcarrr]

Twitch Chat: has NASA on their side, allowing for mastery of space itself and the use of the moon as an ultimate weapon Doug: really likes corn

[@KoldIce7]

and last time twitch chat had satan on their side and doug was like: i really like beer

[@dazcarrr]

@@KoldIce7 twitch chat went from using satan to take over Europe to legally acquiring God from the angelic reincarnation of an assassinated Saul Goodman who help them take over most of America

[@syki939]

doug needs to be buffed for the invasion of mars

[@KingNedya]

@@KoldIce7 And a giant flying fire-breathing God Emperor that singlehandedly destroyed Doug's army after an entire country had failed to do so.

[@tacticstonk4740]

Honestly chat shouldn't have gotten all of nasa as the space pope kinda tricked them in the beginning and never officially joined thier cause

[@Eni.Starfall]

“Each of the 50 states has broken into its own government” Texas and Hawaii: *quiet squeals of joy*

[@_Sur22_]

Texas actually went on to become Chatlantis, the greatest empire ever

[@mrmackinac5266]

Vermont

[@CrabMushroom]

California

[@wallabra]

Puerto Rico

[@beanman929]

Alaska.

[@masterpiece1817]

I DIED when Saul came down from heaven and smited Doug’s army.

[@dazcarrr]

this AI is at the same time entirely insane and also weirdly coherent

[@CojaGamez]

Its just perfect. Last time chat got a giant God emperor out of nowhere to destory Dougs army, and this time they got Saul to come down from heaven to smite his army

[@ReSunDestin]

Same, I was unironically crying of laughter, the AI is a fucking comedy genius

[@samsemy6825]

Wait so you're a Dougkota soulder?

[@clementbianchini8651]

That the second time it happened, last time the God Emperor burned Doug’s armies in Luxembourg

[@K.J73]

So Chat got Europe, USA, Heaven, Hell AND the moon. That's the greatest series of Internet, please do more. You have Space to go invade now !

[@sanbi221]

But they still don’t have an NFL Commissioner.

[@danteo17]

wish was granted.

[@connor_phillipz5689]

"Don't worry, son," said the general. "Your mommy is in heaven now and she'll never hurt you again." Might be my favorite line in this series so far. lmao

[@Haunting_Shadow]

@paradox We'll find out. I'll message you in a week if I'm still alive.

[@Koekfluksthegreat]

Best part is that the child who gets told that later grows to become General Iron-Balls, who is basically the only character to actually live happily ever after.

[@thegoldensuit4771]

@paradox death or subscribing to your channel, hmmm I choose death.

[@thewisehermit9256]

I just realized Saul Goodmen probably talked to the mom and the mom told Saul about Doug's war crimes so Saul decided to give Doug Justice. The AI is something else.

[@lemontheone9342]

@@Haunting_Shadow Don't forget about this

[@Soggy_Cereal19]

I like how chatlantis just slowly became literal gods

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

"Don't cry son. Your mommy is in heaven now and she'll never hurt you again." - Dougkotan General

[@lvoryRose]

"You need to spend money to make money." -Mel from Pepsico

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Heaven...will be hell for you

[@uIie]

That child grew to be iron balls Sherman

[@lawden210]

The child turned orphan, turning out to be the N. Dakota King's son, and becoming Gen. Iron Balls is awesome character development

[@PowderCrab]

yo, figured you might not know your comment blew up bc there's no replies, you're welcome :)

[@spingleboygle]

yeah, what the guy above me said

[@samking2591]

God save general iron balls

[@Super_Pizzaman5]

Chatistan: has an alliance with hell after marrying their god emperor to satan Chatlantis: hires saul goodmen to sue god for heaven and the United States Supreme Court agrees that chatlantis owns heaven I love twitch chat

[@Im_Local]

Chat is so bad they're good

[@BoggDog]

I can't wait for part 3 where Chat takes over purgatory

[@bubblegum7046]

and also fitting that the pope ran away from chatistan, who was after hell, but stayed with chatlantis, who was after heaven

[@ChouhouinNeko]

now we need purgatory

[@bluestar2059]

Watch them invade Limbo next time.

[@deadturret4049]

I love how chat's first move in their quest to claim the USA is to first conquer the fucking moon.

[@rickswordfire4774]

Saul Goodman coming down from heaven is easily the greatest plot twist of all time.

[@BigForAHedgehog]

And Iron-Balls being the kid whose mother was slaughtered by the general

[@joaquin5541]

I couldn't stop laughing at that. It was P E R F E C T

[@freepointsgals609]

True. Doug should have never allowed Chat to call Saul. He's basically victory incarnate.

[@GDNashit]

Bravo Vince

[@ScavrelAndRandallIsHot]

timestamp?

[@Js-eq7yd]

DougDoug's general has to be one of the most compelling villains in a series in recent history.

[@Alex-yd2dy]

Which one, the War-Crime General or William Tecumseh "Iron-Balls" Sherman?

[@exalted_space9224]

Which one? Iron Balls the rightful ruler of North Dakota or Sr. Ashes Warcrime?

[@radekchrabota]

@@Alex-yd2dy both.

[@silverdeathgamer2907]

@@Alex-yd2dy War crime was like a classic villain, gained lots of power did evil things then get defeated and killed by plucky Idahoan farmers.

[@tikkng]

seriously, if chat had him they would 100% consider the war crime psycho general an op resource weapon. i wish doug pushed a tiny little bit harder for stuff like that, to push the content a little higher

[@torimrow]

Saul Goodman coming down from heaven to destroy dougs army is the most I've laughed in fucking ages

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

What The Saul giveth he can taketh away.

[@ChouhouinNeko]

Just as planned

[@CG31425]

Chat canonically owns The US, Europe, space, heaven, and hell. Then Doug has a zoo.

[@GZilla311]

Well he had one for a few seconds.

[@Alex-su3hx]

Chat won’t have any of those for long. 😈

[@jhondoe2139]

When did they get hell?

[@JustK4Y1512]

Don’t forget the rubber room with rats where we captured Jesus

[@incert-cringeyname]

@@jhondoe2139 they got in the Europe episode

[@LimeCultivist]

46:33 I had to keep myself from spitting out my drink when Saul decided to take on an entire army alone

[@someoneschannel7757]

he was about to unlock mui

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@someoneschannel7757 he was about to unlock his special lawyer eyes

[@user-qw1rx1dq6n]

@@NuclearRaven13 heaven ascended saul goodman

[@EmmyEntropy2000]

And then he did

[@SkyTreeStudio]

Fucking Saul Goodman fighting a entire army on his own while God Shattering Star playing killed me

[@MrAydinminer]

The plot twist when Saul Goodman came down from heaven and destroyed their army was so unexpected and caught me off guard and made me start uncontrollably laughing

[@59hawks]

Doug: Saul is dead and will never come back The A.I: So anyways Saul comes down from heaven and eviscerated the dougtopian army

[@cooperhurin7853]

@hope. no one cares

[@anuglypugduckling]

I genuinely fell to the floor laughing when that happened.

[@jamesanimations4885]

I was CRYING of laughter

[@surfinggarchomp2820]

@@59hawks The A.I. is just like fuck you doug Saul Goodman is in this story

[@feeshboyo]

I love that whenever Doug and Chat start out with a new game of conquest, Chat starts with someone actually useful (NASA, the Pope) and Doug just gets foodstuffs

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

They worked for that Pope lmao

[@micahbarrus8406]

Beer is useful, just not for conquering stuff.

[@mooniethegoofy]

@paradox nah im good..

[@TheAdvertisement]

I can't believe the few people yelling for the NFL ended up getting an entire state with them.

[@lazarusmekhane439]

Saul Goodman really is one of the most powerful characters. In a story I decided to make, Saul managed to convince a princess to kill her brother and father and usurp her kingdom's throne, all the while she is trying to hit him with an axe.

[@SayaaNara]

Can we have ascended Saul vs God Emperor of Mankind in the next arc?

[@ianschlembach6195]

@Zyzz lies

[@alexbooth2504]

@@SayaaNaraSaul would either be able to use the highly inefficient bureaucracy of the imperium of man or he’ll be defeated because that same bureaucracy makes absolutely no sense and it’s difficult to twist rules you can’t even begin to comprehend.

[@CommanderWiggins]

This series is so great. Doug actually trying to be strategic and planning his moves only to fail, and chat doing the most random shit and somehow having it work out in their favor is endlessly hilarious.

[@daf963]

He lost both episodes, I really hope he wins the next one

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

One episode chat gets the fucking God Emperor who breathes fire, levitates, and is Married to Satan. Another episode they get a fucking Space Pope, Dracula: Emperor of the Moon Jungle, Saul Goodman the only Lawyer that went to Heaven, and Jim Former Mormon FBI Agent. At this point chat must've made a deal with SOMEBODY

[@-rlmn]

Chat has heaven and hell so once someone dies he joins chat or reincarnates

[@Robyn_iz_Here]

I love how chat says random bullshit and the A.I just makes it work but doug actually thinks about it and the A.I makes him sit there for 100 turns of bogus just for his plan to fail

[@falconstudios146]

Doug: Yes, I'd like to form an alliance. AI: After the entire length of A Song Of Ice And Fire, you commit 7 war crimes and still lose. Chat: We are sending the Space Pope to the Moon. AI: You have allied with the moon people.

[@Robyn_iz_Here]

@@falconstudios146 Doug : *actual logical move * The A.I : "imma pretend I didn't that" * nonsensical romance drama plot *

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Chat and the a.i. work on the same wavelength

[@jorgyt754]

This always happens in these. Chat gets Jesus, about 700 Space Popes, Saul Goodman, the literal moon, and Heaven. And Doug has MegaCorn.

[@PieBathBob]

the fact that last time chat acquired hell and now they got heaven is absolutely incredible

[@jondw]

I think that just leaves limbo/purgatory

[@ballsacsincorp]

@@jondw what about the void and nirvana we gotta get every religion in this

[@Mr_Monolith]

@@jondw Limbo is the first circle of hell so they already have it.

[@capybara2515]

Now they need to take Narnia, The Backrooms and IKEA

[@randomrebels9865]

I love how Saul is one of the major things that made chat win and they have him killed and he still helps chat LOL.

[@knightofendor8384]

Well you see: the Space Pope is very hot and rich and psychic and pregnant

[@acat6145]

Hey Jimmy had a redemption arc

[@VeryPeeved]

they struck him down so that he could become more powerful than they could possible imagine.

[@kylemueller]

This needs to get turned into a fully animated series

[@DOOT_II]

^

[@yeahmike3847]

It'll have to be edited a BIT

[@LtCdrXander]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between William Tecumseh Sherman and Saul Goodman on the big screen

[@Ghostly3011]

I wanna see Saul Goodman descend from Heaven and blast Dougkota's entire military force to smithereens.

[@draglorr5578]

This would actually make a really good show I feel like.

[@TheAdvertisement]

33:54 I love Saul Goodman being super confused by this Space Pope asking to marry him and being all cliche, it's like the AI is calling itself out for its own and Dougdoug's bs lmao.

[@qcash561]

The interaction at 22:26 between chat and DougDoug is absolutely golden.

[@ljmaster638]

We will go at nighttime

[@wumwum42]

@@ljmaster638 I love it. Using the facebook mom logic.

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

As much as I loved Chat’s amazing story with the Europe video, I think the General is my new favorite character in this series. He’s just so insane and will not hesitate to kill anyone, I love the chaos he brings Saul is another great contender, suing God and getting Heaven for Chatlantis was such a big play.

[@toannguyen8603]

True

[@MrJoekinggiant74]

That insane background but yet got killed by farmers tho lol

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

@@MrJoekinggiant74 Never underestimate farmers

[@zepnickmemes4465]

I gotta say, killing Saul to have him come back from heaven was a godlike play

[@anon.9303]

Bruh da pun doe 😳

[@Honcat_ru]

Saul goodman-true MVP of this war

[@byronvonedmund]

Согласен

[@Theawesomebobsense]

Always call Saul

[@fawnarella]

saul is canonically (in the chatistan/chatlantia and doug army universe) the most powerful man to have ever lived, died, and been reborn as an angel

[@camdaman9857]

And the most powerful women was the empress of chatistan

[@zandromex8985]

@@camdaman9857 It was the space pope. Remember, she was hot, rich, psychic and pregnant.

[@thewisehermit9256]

Forgetting The Giant God Emperor.

[@plumcave9942]

@@thewisehermit9256 no no no, the god emporer was a God, the above comment specified that Saul Goodman was the most powerful MAN. So it's still correct.

[@squidley5600]

Even tho there's only 2 episodes, this is easily one of the best video series on the entire KZbin platform

[@ShockingPikachu]

Bruh just how Saul pulls a fuck you and descends from Heaven

[@icetide9411]

There will always be something enjoyable about how Doug has made Twitch Chat into a singular, stand-alone character of the DougDoug Extended Universe

[@Duck-o-Rama]

Ah yes the DDEU

[@devinfleenor3188]

They are more like the unholy spirit.

[@aci6737]

Watching this live was one of the best experiences I've ever had. The plot twist of a literal saul ex machina had me in tears from how fucking hard I was laughing

[@DobroPitanje]

I like how doug literally never interfered with chat, even when it was game point he didn't try to make them lose points

[@TaoDragon_]

@Zyzz shutupbot

[@chillagerr]

@@nmjjmn663 lol yeah he’s definitely like an adult letting a kid win at a board game. Chats one of the reasons this shit is as entertaining as it is

[@uncoolbob9653]

Saul unjokingly conquered half the points in the game. And I love the love triangle of space pope , Saul Goodman and Jim

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

It's only a triangle if all the points connect to each other. soooooo about saul and jim, they must be the same person

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

@@aguyontheinternet8436 What is this some kind of elden ring kinda thing going on here.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

@@TheUltimateMachineGod Elden Ring has nothing on this

[@WhyT74]

@@aguyontheinternet8436 Jim is a highly trained MFBI agent. Taking on the persona of Saul is just one of his many talents.

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

@@aguyontheinternet8436Maybe I should be more specific, in that game the supreme god is splintered into to beings one is called Radagon and the other is Called queen marika despite being the same person inhabiting the same body they are distinct entities. So distinct that they even get married and have children. (Dont ask me how that works.) Saul and Jim would be the same in this analogy.

[@59hawks]

The general having such a gruesome fate is probably one of the best endings to a character ever

[@blightedadmiral7006]

bro just decided that being a bot isn’t his thing anymore

[@VeryPeeved]

and then that kid be kidnapped came back and became the general of the army that killed him, only to leave to take his rightful place and the king of North Dakota.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

@@blightedadmiral7006 The AI has shown that Saul has power like you cannot imagine

[@samuraigorilla2311]

@@VeryPeeved and ended up marrying Mary, the woman that looked like Alex

[@bubblegum7046]

help when did the general die I already forgot edit: never mind I found it

[@Zychronix_]

Crazy how Chat essentially rolled all natural 20s but doug only rolled natural 1s

[@VagrantMalice]

Man, Saul is out there being a straight up menace. On a side note, it's scary how the AI got Saul's character down so well.

[@ottoia9126]

Including the part where he descends from Heaven and destroys an army? Sorry i haven't watched it yet

[@VagrantMalice]

@@ottoia9126 Oh, no. I just meant general scumbaggery. Lmao

[@papplefarm20]

"I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!" - Saul Goodman, JMM (s5e7). Pretty sure even the heaven part was accurate

[@DehydratedDarkness]

​@@papplefarm20Holy shit, you are actually right!

[@carlll7596]

I can’t believe Saul Goodman came out of heaven just to destroy the army that he worked for

[@maxnoyes853]

he was secretly infatuated by the space pope the whole time

[@kyleguajardo]

And then he assassinated Jesus right when he was about to become NFL commissioner.

[@carlll7596]

@@kyleguajardo classic saul.

[@hfifm]

A 1 hour DougDoug video. We feasting today lads

[@Andriren04]

Indeed, today is a good day

[@RobTheDon1234]

Yessir 💯

[@MClara-ep4sf]

Oh god I was about to study

[@einfachmalso8348]

🗿

[@FloNess1]

Always a great sight

[@DaniParre]

28:42 This entire interaction feels like a fever dream

[@ckgaming9721]

Holy crap! Saul and Iron Balls having an argument over Canada is something I didn’t know I needed until now 😂

[@Sucullentbutter]

@YO YOU KNOW ME no

[@Sucullentbutter]

@don't be surprised no

[@monkeyheist]

We need a third installment in this masterpiece of a saga.

[@TheCommentor-]

The solar system first to take over the sun wins

[@stama8777]

He already streamed a solar system invasion, it was even more ridiculous than this one

[@saatvikkalra6061]

@@stama8777 yooo really? When

[@FinallyDenial]

we need one with Asia, where you can acquire Gandhi and his nukes as a special resource

[@llunarskyl]

@@stama8777 when :o

[@Motivation_snack6668]

I like how the "Doughkota? You mean Dougtown?" Joke was made twice by the AI, robots are truly evolving, ladies and gentlemen.

[@dazcarrr]

AI has learned the art of reoccurring gags

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

@@dazcarrr The AI was pretty good at remembering past details in this video. At the beginning of the final turn, Saul predicted he would shoot Jesus in the head. And in the final line of the story, he did just that.

[@jackbramley7640]

Great video Doug, it had me in stitches. Definitely need to do more videos with AI storytelling.