Jerma tries to NOT guess Maine repeatedly in Geoguessr

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Golden_Winged

Golden_Winged

Күн бұрын

or Around the World in 80 Minutes
An edit of Jerma's three Geoguessr streams, spanning 2018-2019. I hope you enjoy.
/ jerma985
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
2:41 Stream 1
46:22 Stream 2
1:04:36 Stream 3
VODs:
Geoguessr (Part 1): • Jerma Streams - GeoGue...
Geoguessr (Part 2): • Jerma Streams - GeoGue...
Geoguessr (Part 3): • Jerma Streams - GeoGue...
Special thanks to Skye4 for the compressor setting suggestions! I plan on using it from now on, so hopefully my audio will be more consistent.

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@2fortsmostwanted
@2fortsmostwanted 2 жыл бұрын
22:53 The comedy of him saying "if there's a baseball field this is northeastern America" followed immediately by finding a baseball field blocked by a truck that says "SOUTH WEST" is only surpassed by the comedy of it being in the northwest
@SameGProds
@SameGProds 2 жыл бұрын
how does that even happen
@SameGProds
@SameGProds 2 жыл бұрын
- Says on a whim it's North Eastern America if there's a baseball field - Huge truck appears in front of him with the capitalized words "SOUTH WEST" - Despite this, still guesses North East US - It was actually North West It doesn't get better
@Greyshirk
@Greyshirk 2 жыл бұрын
From someone who lives in CT when he said Connecticut and I looked at the (201) number on the truck i was like "Yeeeah hes wrong" For reference, our area code is 860
@HxHorse
@HxHorse Жыл бұрын
@@Greyshirk ok?
@Talonde
@Talonde Жыл бұрын
South west parts of cities exist in the north east
@wormcider
@wormcider 2 жыл бұрын
how is he able to so perfectly simulate hanging upside down while sitting up normally
@gribberoni
@gribberoni 2 жыл бұрын
experience
@DestroyedArkana
@DestroyedArkana 2 жыл бұрын
He's seen it happen A LOT in real life
@Samouraii
@Samouraii 2 жыл бұрын
He's actually hanging upside down, simulating sitting normally
@wormcider
@wormcider 2 жыл бұрын
@@Samouraii now THIS makes sense
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
Southern hemisphere andy
@r.j.macready3218
@r.j.macready3218 2 жыл бұрын
When he looks directly at Notre Dame Cathedral and says "Ah yes, Buckingham palace." I almost fuckin lost it
@john_smith_john
@john_smith_john 2 жыл бұрын
"Stonehenge"
@lryiss9407
@lryiss9407 Жыл бұрын
Ignorant Andy
@EmmanQuinones5234
@EmmanQuinones5234 Жыл бұрын
"Buckingham, AZ"
@jor4114
@jor4114 7 ай бұрын
At least he didn't say Hogwarts.
@samuelbirdwell3167
@samuelbirdwell3167 2 жыл бұрын
He read out french so confidently and said "welcome to Germany"
@leonardo9259
@leonardo9259 2 жыл бұрын
he's living in 1945
@oom5768
@oom5768 2 жыл бұрын
MEGALOMANIAC nazi sympathiser tries to RETAKE Alsac Lorraine ON STREAM
@natebit7167
@natebit7167 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@The23Unknown
@The23Unknown 2 жыл бұрын
@@natebit7167 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jniwe6OkmNeip5I
@ChongiFishing
@ChongiFishing 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonardo9259 More like 1943, before they got shat on.
@fswoods
@fswoods 2 жыл бұрын
jerma finding towns that sound vaguely similar to the one he’s looking for and then saying “i’m getting close” is one of my favorite things
@CherryDKaya
@CherryDKaya 2 жыл бұрын
@@will_1996 its a very chuckling endeavor indeed mhmhm
@MrCorrectify
@MrCorrectify 2 жыл бұрын
One side of the planet has a town called Aaaaaa, and on the other side has a town called Zzzzzz.
@Roach_Dogg_JR
@Roach_Dogg_JR 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrCorrectify they are the alphabetical poles, and all the areas in between them exist in alphabetical latitude/longitude rings.
@marshmelows
@marshmelows 2 жыл бұрын
Target: Dewberries Jerma: Oh Manyberries!
@VortexStolenName
@VortexStolenName 2 жыл бұрын
MANYBERRIES
@juice2143
@juice2143 2 жыл бұрын
35:06 "you'll know its America if there is a bunch of zebra pigs" what fucking animal is he talking about here
@penzorphallos3199
@penzorphallos3199 2 жыл бұрын
Just you wait until you find out about the manbear pigs
@AcherontiaStyx
@AcherontiaStyx 2 жыл бұрын
Tapirs
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
otto
@geoffkrazinski4606
@geoffkrazinski4606 2 жыл бұрын
cows, which he also calls horses
@jamasa0074
@jamasa0074 2 жыл бұрын
Cow
@2nnawrap
@2nnawrap 2 жыл бұрын
“let’s try another map” he thought there was a world map v 2.0
@futsurepolaris6304
@futsurepolaris6304 2 жыл бұрын
Switches to the Yuggoth version
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
Buy the dlc and go to the docks on the east of the map to access the new map
@uhoh7545
@uhoh7545 2 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley thanks, I'm tryna farm netch jelly to glitch some stuff
@rotgod
@rotgod 2 жыл бұрын
lesbian adachi jerma fan ?
@poudink5791
@poudink5791 Жыл бұрын
biches and who're's
@elispiegel7875
@elispiegel7875 2 жыл бұрын
jerma zooming in on a sign that just said "gay" and quickly trying to figure out something funny to say without saying something rude. exquisite
@legorovers9838
@legorovers9838 2 жыл бұрын
so funny
@meowdyllic
@meowdyllic Жыл бұрын
months late but does anyone have a timestamp? i had this on in the bg and missed it lmao
@elektroduck446
@elektroduck446 Жыл бұрын
@@meowdyllic 1:06:40
@meowdyllic
@meowdyllic Жыл бұрын
@Elektroduck tysm
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 4 ай бұрын
It's called fearing your preteen girl audience
@HulksterHogan
@HulksterHogan 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerma casually and not so subtlety starts referring to the rocks as snow as a joke to make it seem like the first time he did it was also a joke.
@hengedraws
@hengedraws 2 жыл бұрын
I know right! I died when I could tell he was trying to make his blunder into a joke/ meme
@themanwiththebeard4632
@themanwiththebeard4632 Жыл бұрын
​@@hengedraws did you just say blunder is that a chess reference omg omg gogmmg
@ARMASOG
@ARMASOG Жыл бұрын
he sees gravel and instantly thinks its snow because he's deranged right now
@bmo14lax
@bmo14lax 4 ай бұрын
LMAO i just noticed he did the first time and didnt say anything ur totally right
@SuperSandwich713
@SuperSandwich713 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s conception of what southern US states look like is the funniest shit
@SamaelVR
@SamaelVR 2 жыл бұрын
I actually guessed my state perfectly during the 100 churches in a row bit. That's NC for ya.
@AshWont
@AshWont 2 жыл бұрын
True as hell though way more people driving trucks in Alabama
@coesaubroga8673
@coesaubroga8673 2 жыл бұрын
@@SamaelVR I hate it here, I like like 30 minutes north of Charlotte and it's all churches bro
@mayo_-
@mayo_- 2 жыл бұрын
@@coesaubroga8673 weird, deep south it's like the churches go further and further out of town so I never see them
@HulksterHogan
@HulksterHogan 2 жыл бұрын
*perception To clarify Jerma did not pump and dump the southern states of the United States.
@ripzayn
@ripzayn 2 жыл бұрын
it's incredible how much he knows about random stuff and how he uses that knowledge so poorly
@mr.kittysavestheworld695
@mr.kittysavestheworld695 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually kind of impressive; Jerma has knowledge of a tremendous variety of things, but he only has just enough to confidently be completely wrong about all of it.
@katzea.a7880
@katzea.a7880 Жыл бұрын
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 This is exemplified while playing Hades, dude has a general idea of what greek mythology is about but still manages to talk out of his ass
@tinytreehugger1
@tinytreehugger1 2 жыл бұрын
31:47 jerma looks at a memorial for someone who died and says he thought it was a kirby tree
@runthroughthejungle5492
@runthroughthejungle5492 2 жыл бұрын
He then proceeds to call the town "Batapenka"
@rokukou
@rokukou Жыл бұрын
Did somebody die by crashing into the tree? Why is it white?
@tinytreehugger1
@tinytreehugger1 Жыл бұрын
@@rokukou something like that yeah
@Ecliptor.
@Ecliptor. Жыл бұрын
@@rokukou Or they planted it where the accident happened.
@hana-rv6ru
@hana-rv6ru 6 ай бұрын
@@runthroughthejungle5492batapenka 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@billwilliamson1506
@billwilliamson1506 2 жыл бұрын
He’s exactly like that boomer that has seen a lot of weird documentaries on tv which teaches him JUST ENOUGH to be totally wrong
@burgerkingbasketballcourt
@burgerkingbasketballcourt 2 жыл бұрын
Watched one documentary which gave him the confidence to say they speak Indian in India
@TheBanMan
@TheBanMan Жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington?
@irinman3225
@irinman3225 5 ай бұрын
59:02 i’m thai and jerma literally saying “can we just keep walking around thailand, i like this” and admiring the country, then choosing HO CHI MINH CITY had me actually in tears
@Peckh
@Peckh 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma zooming into hawaii when trying to find Alcatraz made me lose it at 43:50
@jamasa0074
@jamasa0074 2 жыл бұрын
Basically the same place
@tychoazrephet3794
@tychoazrephet3794 2 жыл бұрын
I love how much Jerma makes fun of conspiracy theories and supernatural bupkis and yet he himself is like, prone to earnestly claiming to believe in wild fantastical shit.
@mitzo4526
@mitzo4526 2 жыл бұрын
Never forget how he refused to reveal the time he was born because he didn’t want someone to go back in time and kidnap him
@nikitamiller3207
@nikitamiller3207 2 жыл бұрын
@@mitzo4526 I'm gonna need a source on that, that sounds like the most Jerma moment ever
@sleebyworm9954
@sleebyworm9954 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikitamiller3207 it's in his sims 1 stream when he's making caramel sweets (the character not the food)
@mitzo4526
@mitzo4526 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikitamiller3207 it happened but I forget which stream, sorry
@disk0__
@disk0__ 2 жыл бұрын
(Most people)
@shmovinnn
@shmovinnn 2 жыл бұрын
42:29 has me crying why did it respond like that
@johncerra5199
@johncerra5199 2 жыл бұрын
his sass afterwards too lol
@dorivixe
@dorivixe 2 жыл бұрын
the pause right after 😭
@kaitc23_
@kaitc23_ 2 жыл бұрын
actual irl american pyscho
@dr.jacksonbright5723
@dr.jacksonbright5723 2 жыл бұрын
*silence* Tellmewherethefuckitis
@Nova-vk5qb
@Nova-vk5qb 2 жыл бұрын
DEMENTED streamer continuously BLURTS OUT the STATE where he HID THE BODIES
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 2 жыл бұрын
No
@Nova-vk5qb
@Nova-vk5qb 2 жыл бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 damn sorry
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash 2 жыл бұрын
The telltale stream
@AstridCobalt
@AstridCobalt 2 жыл бұрын
cool likulau pfp
@Nova-vk5qb
@Nova-vk5qb 2 жыл бұрын
@@AstridCobalt cultured
@MrShoe321
@MrShoe321 2 жыл бұрын
"Did you enjoy this location?" "I've never been there" That got me
@sander8581
@sander8581 2 жыл бұрын
15:42 I spit out my coffee when he said male boys
@themetalmario77
@themetalmario77 Жыл бұрын
1:06:42
@edenfeledrum1540
@edenfeledrum1540 2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 26:10 he gets a tropical landscape filled with huge grass and fan palms and then picks Iceland
@MrThonni
@MrThonni 6 ай бұрын
Also selects Icelands largest glacier
@simbachvazo6530
@simbachvazo6530 Жыл бұрын
Jerma saying "Spanish: Brazil" just murdered me.
@simbachvazo6530
@simbachvazo6530 Жыл бұрын
*VERDUN* - *WELCOME TO GERMANY* Its worse.
@madman1276
@madman1276 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s shock and disbelief at seeing a child on a seesaw brings me such joy 57:00
@Sputnik_Man
@Sputnik_Man 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the stream: The world has electricity
@mothmanmk2547
@mothmanmk2547 2 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. Name every electrician
@splendidsimp
@splendidsimp Жыл бұрын
@@mothmanmk2547 Larry the cable guy
@doxy1192
@doxy1192 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah it's called new england, but why is it New York then? Why is it New Hampshire" Nobody tell him
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
The Americans were so impressed with the UK they decided to name their cities after UK equivalents
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
@barnoftheyard wow really?!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!?
@leonardo9259
@leonardo9259 2 жыл бұрын
@barnoftheyard L + ratio + give me youre keys
@tonoornottono
@tonoornottono 2 жыл бұрын
@barnoftheyard a risky gambit let’s see if it pays off
@Kerithanos
@Kerithanos Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even know WHAT to tell him, because I don't understand the question. The mind of Jerma is simply impenetrable to me lol
@naczko
@naczko 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone interested, “Majami” is just the Polish way of saying “Miami”
@leonardo9259
@leonardo9259 2 жыл бұрын
u polish?
@TheDonkey666
@TheDonkey666 2 жыл бұрын
What kind of business is miami doing all the way in Poland
@Dee_Snuts27
@Dee_Snuts27 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDonkey666 they wanted a little vacation
@hospicemorrison7621
@hospicemorrison7621 2 жыл бұрын
grzyb chuj
@LiJun-
@LiJun- 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheDonkey666 what kind of business is Poland doing all the way in New York
@gracelament
@gracelament 2 жыл бұрын
7:24 him calling New Zealand an underdeveloped country made me almost stop breathing I was laughing so hard (sidenote: from NZ)
@instagramsnapchat
@instagramsnapchat 2 жыл бұрын
do you have electricity and water
@instagramsnapchat
@instagramsnapchat 2 жыл бұрын
how are you watching this
@onyxrafle8066
@onyxrafle8066 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing that you can watch the video and leave a comment you must have left your country. I'm very happy for you
@Deasherb
@Deasherb 2 жыл бұрын
He knows america has farm land too right :(
@poopclanproductions2022
@poopclanproductions2022 2 жыл бұрын
im from new Zealand and although rare, there are some places with electricity
@smithsmithony5401
@smithsmithony5401 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma feels so genuinely happy to explore the world. Nice for him to familiarize himself with the human homeworld
@twotruckslyrics
@twotruckslyrics 5 ай бұрын
LMAO
@-drome
@-drome 2 жыл бұрын
Just realized that the pop-up at 2:13 wasn't an achievement. It was the game telling him how to play. Perfect.
@momoandmiz
@momoandmiz 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma was an educator at one point
@sbp4215
@sbp4215 2 жыл бұрын
oh god...
@WantSomeWhiskey818
@WantSomeWhiskey818 8 ай бұрын
NA education
@cloud__zero
@cloud__zero 2 жыл бұрын
when he said "Verdun, welcome to Germany" my heart died a little
@draexian530
@draexian530 2 жыл бұрын
Hard F, yeah. About 80 years off, at least.
@NikolasoGames
@NikolasoGames Жыл бұрын
Both germanic countries though
@MnemonicHack
@MnemonicHack Жыл бұрын
Wrong timeline unfortunately.
@Sinisterlizards
@Sinisterlizards 10 ай бұрын
​​​​​​​​​​​⁠@@MnemonicHack I have the strangest feeling that you’ve taken umbrage at someone calling you a Nazi before. Truly, what could someone who subscribes to a nationalist politician saying its unfortunate Hitler didn't win the war ever mean?
@RoomRar
@RoomRar 7 ай бұрын
​@@NikolasoGamesfrance a germanic country????????
@Burley_Bert
@Burley_Bert 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's brain should be jarred as a wonder of the world
@70sman
@70sman 2 жыл бұрын
You know how Einstein's brain had less/more wrinkles than usual in some areas? I feel like Jerma's brain would look different somehow physically.
@strykersays
@strykersays Жыл бұрын
@@70sman polygon brain
@B----------------------------D
@B----------------------------D 2 жыл бұрын
The church of christ on gay street fucking killed me.
@RickJaeger
@RickJaeger 2 жыл бұрын
Great sentences of geographic & cultural knowledge. "The Great British _Lira_ " "Remember: Russia is as big as The Whole Earth" [looking at a picture of the Cordoba Mosque] "We are in, the Vatican!" [looking at a picture of the Notre Dame Cathedral] "Buckingham Palace" "Alcatraz is somewhere in the middle of the ocean." "“Missouri is M-I,” I'm not stupid!" "This is America. This is America. We're on the right side of the road, nobody else does that. We're one of the places- only places on Earth that does this."
@Jimbo7
@Jimbo7 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts with an obvious Britain picture with the huge fields small road and Europe license plate, but the signs saying "Boston" and "Maryland" are enough to trick him despite the entire chat saying "OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD"
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 2 жыл бұрын
wait til he finds out there's an old england
@chunkybarf6998
@chunkybarf6998 2 жыл бұрын
24:06 grapes??..?..coffee grounds??????? a cOFFEE GROUND FIELD????
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma when he enters the gates of heaven
@coatimundi69
@coatimundi69 Жыл бұрын
that quote was literally horrifying to me what does he think the world is like
@awerelia
@awerelia 2 жыл бұрын
23:06 love how he sees SOUTH WEST on a truck and fully decides NORTH EAST as the location.
@gregtronica3569
@gregtronica3569 2 жыл бұрын
@@bat9913 bdmckchdjv?
@Grasses0n
@Grasses0n 2 жыл бұрын
He saw the baseball field and set his theory in stone. The truck never had a chance.
@rotwip5063
@rotwip5063 2 жыл бұрын
Saw this comment and in my head did the southwest plumbing jingle then lo and behold, when I got to this point in the video that’s exactly what it was 😭
@shmovinnn
@shmovinnn 2 жыл бұрын
46:03 drive acwoss the ocean :3
@dr.alphys
@dr.alphys 2 жыл бұрын
him finding out he literally keeps clicking in the middle of nowhere in russia is so funny
@jif_smooth6805
@jif_smooth6805 2 жыл бұрын
"Good luck to forensics" might be my favorite jerma quote
@SilverH1917
@SilverH1917 2 жыл бұрын
I literally had to bite my finger to stop laughing at the France/Germany thing
@HandjobHandsome
@HandjobHandsome 2 жыл бұрын
🤨🤨🤨🤨
@SilverH1917
@SilverH1917 2 жыл бұрын
😏😏😏😏
@drenn.
@drenn. 2 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩
@hautoa1513
@hautoa1513 2 жыл бұрын
😳😳😳😳
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
I bit my ZOCK to stop ZERKING at how ZEXY it was
@James-tj7qg
@James-tj7qg 2 жыл бұрын
1:06:41 i laughed so hard my vision started to go dark
@teanobeano6838
@teanobeano6838 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. My home.
@mori2037
@mori2037 2 жыл бұрын
i wanna live in gay street
@rokukou
@rokukou Жыл бұрын
Gay street in Texas surrounded by churches is the funniest thing ever
@tinman3747
@tinman3747 7 ай бұрын
Not even street, not even road, nary a boulevard. Just gay
@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226
@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226 9 ай бұрын
The level of critical thinking that goes into "Oh Manhattan, its in Central Park" without even looking around to see the 0 sky scrapers is astonishing
@jayceeYT793
@jayceeYT793 Жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks just because the names of places are similar means they're close together
@zigeuner3602
@zigeuner3602 2 жыл бұрын
16:45 jerma’s substitute teacher vibe in full effect
@Itual
@Itual 2 жыл бұрын
9:47 I’ve literally driven through this road multiple times, seeing it here is fucking surreal
@t.b.cont.
@t.b.cont. 2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was Calgary lmao, it has that desolate “always under development” look to the suburbs and roads
@Sendaeran
@Sendaeran 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the Canada Post box and knew for sure it was Alberta. Nowhere else in Canada can break your soul with just a glance like that.
@t.b.cont.
@t.b.cont. 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sendaeran there’s a lot of places I can think of, but no major city like Calgary. Everything looks both brand new and abandoned at the same time
@jake_riptide
@jake_riptide 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sendaeran Winnipeg is similar
@crazychris960
@crazychris960 2 жыл бұрын
Also that he assumed it was the deep south despite being in an incredibly generic suburban neighborhood, just because he's never seen an alley before apparently.
@tectonical5347
@tectonical5347 2 жыл бұрын
Calgary has a distinct look, that look is mild and constant depression
@d0ofalo
@d0ofalo 2 жыл бұрын
for anybody who does not know the map is a mercator projection which distorts things as you move from the equator no russia is not the size of asia europe and africa combined that always messed with me as a kid
@vomitsmegma
@vomitsmegma 2 жыл бұрын
wtf why did no one tell me this, thanks doofalo
@tallerlamp385
@tallerlamp385 2 жыл бұрын
@@vomitsmegma theres a whole bunch of different ways to show the globe on a map, i would recommend checking out a bunch of them if you wanna mess with your sense of scale
@zusty9589
@zusty9589 2 жыл бұрын
In terms of landmass, Russia is the largest state in the world (Almost double the size of the continuous states of the USA, or the PRC). But the common projection does distort land somewhat, with this distortion magnifying the further the land is from the Equator.
@vadrone
@vadrone 2 жыл бұрын
25:37 "Where's the post office in Manhattan?" 10/10
@ryman1933
@ryman1933 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how long it took him to realize he kept guessing in the middle of the siberian wilderness
@golden_winged8736
@golden_winged8736 2 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone, here is an edit of Jerma's three Geoguessr streams spanning 2018-2019. It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but it is some good somewhat-relaxing fun. Aside from the first stream, I don't think these have been edited, so I gave it a shot. Hope you enjoy! It's been what... 7 months? Well... I don't know what to say. I guess I will say that I've been in graduate school, which is exciting, but it has been taking up virtually all of my time. What free time I do have is hard to allot to editing, but it is something I do like to work on when schedule and interests align. I was able to finish this over Christmas break with some much-needed downtime. I have a few busy months ahead, so I'm not sure when my next one will be, but hopefully not _too_ too long. Thanks everyone, take it easy!
@zuznugget1447
@zuznugget1447 2 жыл бұрын
It's good to have you back, king.
@ZinkyStinky
@ZinkyStinky 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you're back buddy 🙂👍
@gnupfo
@gnupfo 2 жыл бұрын
Really nice to see you again! Congrats on grad school.
@sy-uu3hz
@sy-uu3hz 2 жыл бұрын
Honey wake up Golden_Winged uploaded
@Burley_Bert
@Burley_Bert 2 жыл бұрын
43:06
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
58:18 every time you zoom into South America on Google maps you get shit like this it's so funny
@Bepis13
@Bepis13 2 жыл бұрын
This dude makes streaming look so damn fun
@hug_bug
@hug_bug 2 жыл бұрын
34:19 I was literally watching this vod while eating soup, it wasn't salty enough and I added soy sauce, as I was trying it, he started talking about how much he hates it and it was a bit creepy tbh.
@WildSableye
@WildSableye 2 жыл бұрын
PSYCHIC streamer BERATES viewer for putting SOY SAUCE in their SOUP
@vcr53wus
@vcr53wus Жыл бұрын
where are you, golden winged.....where are you...
@Alec_Reaper
@Alec_Reaper 2 жыл бұрын
The classic watering your ladder moment
@munchycrunchybread
@munchycrunchybread Жыл бұрын
as someone who speaks french, hearing jerma pronounce 'maillebois' as 'male boys' almost killed me
@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 2 жыл бұрын
this is random but its weird to me how americans pronounce english towns ending in "-shire", when they can pronounce "new hampshire" correctly when the same names are in england they get pronounced like they're places in lord of the rings
@Citrusautomaton
@Citrusautomaton 2 жыл бұрын
well as we all know England is just a medieval fantasy setting
@SyndicateOperative
@SyndicateOperative 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the pronounciation of places in england have gone through hundreds of years of colloqualism
@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473
@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 2 жыл бұрын
@@SyndicateOperative how does this statement prove anything
@tedcraboli8021
@tedcraboli8021 2 жыл бұрын
Good god the only people who remember us in New Hampshire even exist are British lmao
@spiceforspice3461
@spiceforspice3461 2 жыл бұрын
It's a prank we're all pulling on you guys ;)
@neve2501
@neve2501 Жыл бұрын
I love how whenever he doesnt find the exact name of the town he's looking for, he just goes for the closest-sounding one. "Hmm, I'm not seeing a Yorkland here, how about Yorkton instead, that's basically the same"
@pappypossum
@pappypossum 2 жыл бұрын
thinks polish is hindi calls england london doesn't know what city the vatican's in sees notre-dame, says buckingham palace looks for alcatraz in the middle of the atlantic help me, i can't stop laughing
@Aithis.
@Aithis. 2 жыл бұрын
I never watched jerma before and now I see why people love him because I was nearly in tears watchin this
@we-must-live
@we-must-live 2 жыл бұрын
49:20 wow... now i wanna go buy half a mcdonalds store's inventory and take it out with me to the middle of greece and stare into an quiet, unpolluted sky. just like a dream!
@AGloriusCrushingz
@AGloriusCrushingz 2 жыл бұрын
Geography Andy
@thatannoyingcat12
@thatannoyingcat12 2 жыл бұрын
"People are going like 100 mph on this road!" Vegas streamer can't comprehend how dust works
@icedlava7063
@icedlava7063 2 ай бұрын
those cars were not even hitting 30mph
@joshharakaly4237
@joshharakaly4237 6 ай бұрын
''Did america just copy paste everything from london and england-'' YOU WERE BORN IN **NEW ENGLAND**
@mimisleeps
@mimisleeps 2 жыл бұрын
i like how in all three streams he passed a car and hoped they would be flipping off the camera
@shadowduck1234
@shadowduck1234 2 жыл бұрын
22:53 I absolutely love how he says that a baseball field would be northeastern america and thends up ACTUALLY FINDING a baseball field, but with a truck in front taking a fat shit on him by saying it's south west america, it's like the game heard him and added the truck
@Lotselance
@Lotselance 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma calling the kremlin Candy Land and thinking the cars around the Arc de Triomphe are all just parked there haphazardly is the funniest sh it I've seen
@oroooco
@oroooco 2 жыл бұрын
23:54 is like 5 miles from where I grew up and this 2am COVID stupor makes this seem like the most amazing thing.
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
You live near my grandma
@oroooco
@oroooco 2 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley yeah it's a pretty dead place, I lived near lots of people's grandmas
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
@@oroooco Well get out there and sort them out 👅😉😜
@Ed-fr7mw
@Ed-fr7mw 2 жыл бұрын
samee man what are the chances
@lieutenantlesboraine
@lieutenantlesboraine 6 ай бұрын
do you work in the Boston coffee ground farms
@casperclips
@casperclips 6 ай бұрын
Jerma announcing his retirement in the next 3-6 months after what he said at 1:12:02 brings a bittersweet pang to my heart. There are probably a myriad of reasons separate from no longer having fun streaming, but yeah.. A lot happens in 4~5 years. If its time to move on from doing this, it just is. Wish him the best in his future criminal endeavors
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 4 ай бұрын
He's leaving because of your type of fan
@casperclips
@casperclips 4 ай бұрын
@@Jiub_SN me: im gonna miss jermsa you (sobbing and shitting and pissing yourself): HES LEAVING BECAUJSE OF PPL LIKE YOU!!!!!1
@jackfinnegan2217
@jackfinnegan2217 2 жыл бұрын
The pictures taken of my road at my old house haven’t been updated since whenever they were taken years ago and you can actually see my old dog Pella who has since passed sitting in our driveway, it’s a weird but also kinda sweet preservation of her.
@vglycorpse
@vglycorpse 2 жыл бұрын
The pic taken at my house I still live in now is like 9 years old lol, there's a tree stump in our yard that we removed when I was like 13 and I'm 21 now lol. Kinda creepy in a way, like time is frozen
@Texicus_Reddicus
@Texicus_Reddicus 10 ай бұрын
I'd love to see jerma jump into a piece of farm machinery and just get torn to shreds because he thought it was a theme park ride
@stonecoldhooligani3862
@stonecoldhooligani3862 2 жыл бұрын
What a way to start the new year! Congratulations on grad school my friend may the good blood guide your way!
@golden_winged8736
@golden_winged8736 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@spike120
@spike120 2 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 go away
@fruitpigenthusiast120
@fruitpigenthusiast120 2 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 return
@ftgwynn
@ftgwynn 2 жыл бұрын
16:48 love the little high school fact but when jerma said tucson i laughed cause ain't nothin that green out here. The clay is down under the dead barren exterior
@soupdujour5807
@soupdujour5807 2 жыл бұрын
23:00 all those years of being forced to watch the South West Plumbing commercial on local channels was worth it to watch Jeremy flub up his guess
@samuelahanna
@samuelahanna 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's understanding of the world is so interesting...
@tisen.
@tisen. 2 жыл бұрын
12:48 I’m laughing so hard 😭😭 17:02 yeah that’s definitely snow
@Dooabolical
@Dooabolical 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he always points at Russia and says Canada
@mildly_man1901
@mildly_man1901 Жыл бұрын
1:19:43 "33 dollars a Gallon!?" "This is Russia."
@thomassomeone4868
@thomassomeone4868 2 жыл бұрын
17:24 “pigeon center” made me crack up omfg
@sleepyjoe445
@sleepyjoe445 2 жыл бұрын
how can a person be wrong with every second to third sentence like he just talks complete bullshit and goes on he sees farming vehicles n calls it a carnival amazing
@PoseidonsHorror
@PoseidonsHorror 5 ай бұрын
The way i screamed “MOSCOW” at the top of my lungs when the st. Basil’s Cathedral came on screen
@simplode7752
@simplode7752 2 жыл бұрын
That rant at 24:45 is hilarious, because it is exactly what happened
@PowerSpirit50
@PowerSpirit50 2 жыл бұрын
I found Jerma because of you, I'll always be grateful to you for that.
@golden_winged8736
@golden_winged8736 2 жыл бұрын
That's honestly amazing! I'm glad I could help bring some joy to you :)
@thevoidlord1796
@thevoidlord1796 2 жыл бұрын
Love that he said Vatican, went to Spain, and then proceeded to be closer to the actual destination than if knew where the Vatican actually was.
@moffett7778
@moffett7778 2 жыл бұрын
31:37 Jerma, the flowers mean there was a fatal car crash near that tree
@felixclark7272
@felixclark7272 9 ай бұрын
Don’t tell him that, he won’t stop laughing
@nervigeskind3131
@nervigeskind3131 2 жыл бұрын
As a WW1 historian, I was mentally struggling when he said “Verdun, welcome to Germany”
@VOTE_REFORM_UK
@VOTE_REFORM_UK 2 жыл бұрын
The French took hundreds of thousands of losses in the bloodiest battle of the entire war to defend Verdun in order for a streamer to say it’s German.
@ravenshade266
@ravenshade266 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s just from an alternate timeline where Germany kept it after the war, don’t mind him.
@ottofin3178
@ottofin3178 2 жыл бұрын
@Nerviges Kind "WW1 historian"? Bro by the looks of your channel's videos you're 12.
@sophie________
@sophie________ Жыл бұрын
@@ottofin3178 he plays battlefield, basically the same thing
@calthepeacelovingclover5935
@calthepeacelovingclover5935 2 жыл бұрын
15:12 *Expectation:* 15:20 *Reality:*
@alteredbeast192
@alteredbeast192 2 жыл бұрын
bro him saying he knows its in the south east when theres a massive truck that says north west on it literally killed me
@subcumin7410
@subcumin7410 2 жыл бұрын
*A truck with South West Plumbing plastered on the side of it in big bold letters* "This is in the North East."
@NeonValleys
@NeonValleys 3 ай бұрын
It wasn't the south west either.
@Bedhead13
@Bedhead13 2 жыл бұрын
"Why is Canada the deep south?" As an Albertan I ask myself that everyday
@louisbowels6858
@louisbowels6858 2 жыл бұрын
"If there's a baseball field nearby it's North Eastern America" Van, bolded: *SOUTH WEST PLUMBING* "There it is!"
@jakeyfurby
@jakeyfurby 2 жыл бұрын
the way he mispronounces everything gets me so bad, just the way he yells "MAIL BOYS" asdfghjkl
@Mango-qc1zw
@Mango-qc1zw 2 жыл бұрын
Love that jerma’s chat gets to craft their own stream by tellin him goofy shit to do cause they know he’ll do it
@bloccbuster9220
@bloccbuster9220 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t bring up anime”, proceeds to say EREN every time he gets the chance.
@naniurackass7793
@naniurackass7793 2 жыл бұрын
When he’s so confident he’s in Russia and he’s just trying to pronounce the most obvious French phrases in a Russian accent killed me
@24DracoAmericanus
@24DracoAmericanus 2 жыл бұрын
I have to imagine that at some point, someone in geoguesser has landed right in front of my house and has seen my dad sticking his tongue out at the google maps van while my mother stands in the background looking the other way and covering her face out of embarrassment
@seasonal02
@seasonal02 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: sees the color green Also Jerma: must be in the middle of Siberia
@Superboologan1
@Superboologan1 2 жыл бұрын
"This' an underdeveloped country for sure" 3 seconds later "This' Ireland!"
@Mr.SpicyIce
@Mr.SpicyIce Жыл бұрын
He will never make another video ever again. Disappointed in that because you made the best long edits.
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