Google searching mall ninja weapons gave me brain damage

[@bartsanders1553]

Video description: Australian says 'That's not a knife.'

[@CyberDragon1101]

I see you've played knifey spoony before

[@steprockmedia]

Shad, I really like this supercut format. The longer vid is still available for people with deep interest, but this is something I can watch while grabbing a coffee and then get back at my day. Thank you!

[@besteger]

As much as I might prefer the longer fare, this "Coffee-Break-Length" material makes me smile. Keep 'em coming.

[@VincentVanZigel]

I have to say: even though I love long rants and analysis vids, this bite-sized format is pretty neat when I want to relax and don't have much mental capacity left. Great editing work, and makes me want to come back for a longer version.

[@bartsanders1553]

The Hand Shark looks like something Kung Fury might use.

[@jukeskylar]

Shad: *shows a guy with weird blades doing nerdy things* "this is perfectly normal, its fine!" I know i am in the right place 😂

[@ericbowers5968]

They call him "Sharknado"!

[@berzurksamurai]

I am blessed to have a mall ninja phase when I was very little and didn't have the money to spend on crap stuff.

[@gggdebeste5515]

I feel like im going in reverse? I started with joining a h.e.m.a club to learn longsword and now im starting to collect cool swords and some stagefichting.

[@NicholasNappi]

If it looks cool it doesn’t mean it’s practical

[@Zylo1111]

I miss the mall ninja rants.

[@dianasmith8166]

This was fun. As hubby and I are trained for real, we have had to laugh when friends find "cool" stuff and think we'd like it. Or worse, when someone seems to think they've watched enough movies and videos to actually call themselves real. 😂 Oh the strange ideas they have. Though I did challenge one friend to get real training, and now he's like five years into it, and his youngest daughter has joined him. She's 13, and has already used her training to rescue someone from a fire and another from two bullies. Proud of her.

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

I feel like Klingon weapons are were mall ninja weapons sprang from?

[@DeanCalaway]

These days they call them zombie knifes and the UK is banning them all.

[@lancerischar4165]

I remember being a kid and being excited by these things, now as most of us can agree, we were all cringe once upon a time lol

[@duodeathsythe]

Thanks Shad

[@art-of2tm]

Otherwise, you would have considered getting the shark knife, believing it's great for self defense.🙂

[@Mmoraltz]

3:13 shad turns into Archimedes, the owl from sword in the stone

[@Nathan-vt1jz]

I’ve never been a mall ninja, but I’ve been a budget hilander at a Renaissance Fair. It was a lot of fun and I just embraced my cobbled together outfit.

[@porteroffinland]

The devil gets chills when the nice guy loses his temper

[@christianraymond9966]

"Devils run when a good man goes to war" from when doctor who was still worth watching

[@MikkellTheImmortal]

Omg 3:35 that laughter is infectious. WTF was that thing.

[@TheSpongyMallard]

I drew so many of swords like these when I was a kid after I first got into DnD.

[@steemlenn8797]

I really like the 1:51 fence gun. It's so hilarious it has gone the circle and come out sort of cool again. It definitely is a conversation starter, because nobody can have a look at this and not ask "What the hell is that? Where did you get it?" 😮😮😮

[@masterswordsmen]

Think we need a revisit of this topic on the main channel

[@Roland3ld]

Cheers for the video, here is some full engagement for channel growth.

[@Aysen166]

Thank you Shad, this was great

[@GodofTrek]

Thinking about the one at 5:30 - Stick is on a long girthy stick and it wouldn't be so bad right? I mean Tridents are a thing?

[@UncleMikeDrop]

I knew a guy who had the mall ninja wolverine claws.🤣

[@Nathan-vt1jz]

Haha 🤣

[@JimMorrisonsBathtub]

We need an Ian/Shad collaboration

[@pyeitme508]

YES TRUE SHAD!

[@ericbowers5968]

Oh yes, the good old days. I loved browsing these stores and remember dreaming of owning one of these killing tools.

[@Bosnerdly]

That was awesome! I'm definitely going back to watch the original...

[@jierdareisa4313]

I love ALL THE SHADLANDS videos!!!! ❤

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

3:17 Looks like an abandoned concept for a PowerRanger weapon.

[@OurAwesomeUniverse]

This was hilarious. Your laughing makes it even better.

[@dustinmillar120]

I hadn't thought of comparing mall ninja to resident evil, but now that you mention it I could see all of these in Capcom games...

[@danielpeters2675]

While there at the mall they should buy some food 😂 Nice one Oz

[@HiopX]

the second one is just centipede heads fallen into a crucible

[@fizz576]

I hope Shad makes another video looking at mall ninja crap.

[@4l.vi.]

Hey! At least the guy with a long blue scarf would've done great at a cosplay convention 😆

[@alejandrofernandezcastro5421]

Please Shad make this a series!

[@DjDire]

Its good to see theese older videos on my feed! :) ❤

[@TheHornedKing]

That was an awesome video.

[@vsm1456]

I like this shorter format too!

[@balrighty3523]

6:24 So tridents are good, but multi-blade knives are bad. What about a multi-headed warhammer? Or a nunchuck with extra handles?!

[@Razalonjrt1]

The long barrel of the Gun reminds me of the Jokers Gun in Batman 89, The Shark Blade I think the poor Attacker would Die laughing seeing it. The wall hanger multi Blade is just umm wtf style.

[@CreepyMF]

Wish sure made a lot of money from these mall ninjas.

[@Thorgnor]

Most people that purchase these abominations believe the implied ferocity of the device imparts the magical skill to use it like John Wick and they still lose their lunch money and also said device...

[@TacticalFatNap]

Your commercial worked on me 😂

[@tesuniekataren46]

I own a bladed baton. It's so sharp that I've taken a sheath from a duller display sword I have and use it on this. However... It's doubled edged on the long edge of it. So, the edge meant to most likely guard your forearm and elbow from strikes is edged on two sides, while the short end has a single edge. Then again, a baton is suppose to be flipped to whichever side you need in the moment, offensive or defensive. It should be a single edge blade completely, with maybe only a double edge portion on the tip for better penetration (as it's a stabbing weapon clearly by design, and not a slashing one). Otherwise, I consider this thing my deadliest weapon I own. Beyond that, most of these "mall ninja" weapons (I had to watch the video to see what you meant by it) are designed for "looking cool" first and functionality as "eehhhh... maybe?" much farther down the line on consideration.

[@JJP8XIV]

Hey Shad the golden sword doesn't cut worth a damn and breaks the first time it comes on contact with something without give. An old neighbor had one had me sharpen it which it was extremely sharp against weeds yeah it did fine trees it broke. Speaking I have been thinking about trying to make a double blades double hilted sword maybe even have it be able to come apart or not. Great video Shad.

[@FREDERIKBK-q2m]

the spade or shovel kinda looks like the front portion of saurons helmet

[@virpiovanmeteran1599]

Shad, Please review or break down the youtube video "I Built a Transparent Katana (it's unbreakable)" from "Mike Shake"... I am interested in your thoughts of how it relates to your giant sword project, and it would be a generally fun review to watch.

[@anthonyz3400]

Shad can you try making a video showing how effective candles are at actually lighting up a dark interior? I can't see anything beyond 1 meter at most when I light a candle.

[@cal2127]

someone made a physical gameshark logo

[@justinselgrad1382]

How do some of these Mall Ninja things compare to a Lantern Shield? Have you ever done a video on Lantern Shields?

[@taitano12]

Careful now. Some search histories will put you on the FBI's watch list. This search history will put you on the HEMA watch list. 😂

[@warligerdan9492]

1:01 Those aren’t “butterfly knives!” Those are… earwigs… I think…

[@mattfazio997]

::nudges the black version of the gold and red sword we laughed at back into the closet:: On the real, no mall ninja here, my uncle was into goofy swords like you can get from Bud-K. I would prefer something I can use on someone and not have it pretzel on me.

[@lotharrenz4621]

I dunno, that "Steel Guitar" mall ninja weapon that popped up for a second or two was kind of metal... \m/ ^_^ \m/

[@ozan9]

these are just forks at this point 1:00

[@katathoombs]

These made me throw up a little. That is, because of memories, not because I resent the people in the images.

[@StapelBricks]

4:00 Its a shaeek

[@monsuta-666]

Rest in peace lil peep 4:27 ❤️

[@saucelessbones5872]

yah that guy i recognise him too , was it fentanyl that got him , you have the chinese government an the mexican gangs to blame becouse if dose wherent a think lil peep would still be alive

[@francismacdonald50]

What happened to building projects and that on the Shadlands

[@secondamendment1927]

for the youtube culture war

[@saucelessbones5872]

4:05 4:06 thats lil peep the russian mumble rap guy who died of a overdose , i recognise that love tattoo and that canabis chest tattoo must have been an older picture becouse he has less tattoos .

[@hlalakar4156]

I collect mall ninja weapons because they look cool. I collect authentic reproductions as well. I don't really think of mall ninja stuff as weapons. To me they are more like sculptures with sharp and pointy bits. They are for display, or just to have. I don't really think it's cringy unless you carry them in public like you would a real weapon. Actually, I think carrying a real sword in public just as an everyday thing would be cringy. It would be legal in my state, but anyone who does it isn't looking to defend themselves, they're just looking for attention.

[@jaredmarkham7300]

I think you're missing.The point ninja weren't supposed to be. The main line it was actually the samurai that were the main line if you got cotton injure, then you failed because they were supposed to be but connoissence. In sabotag

[@putitawo74]

Regarding the first pic, is he giving the signal that he's choking?

[@AlaricAchos]

enjoy these

[@Tomichika]

Ha!

[@grimgoo1888]

This is a reupload isn't it I thought I saw this a long time ago

[@lucianjaeger4893]

Lol i collected a lot of these just because they look cool or funny they sit on my wall as displays until you get into the walk in wardrobe where the real stuff is. I stop putting my real stuff on display after aus police destroyed most of it because of a conservative karen who used to live near me.

[@Likexner]

MORE MALL NINJA VIDEOS!!

[@drewandcharlie7583]

I love ya shad but i’ll never sub to a channel with videos that are less than 10 min. They just dont hold my attention

[@jakimartin]

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