Why This Parrot is in Witness Protection

[@RealEngineering]

Sam, stop sending me your bills. I'm only your father on weekends.

[@Tasurincci]

I choked.

[@sergei_gruntovsky]

Daaaaammnnn

[@sayujraphael]

Lol

[@idndyzgaming]

Have you received the invoice yet?

[@idndyzgaming]

*unfortunately it's Friday... just short of weekends*

[@LegalEagle]

As your attorney, I advise you not to talk to that parrot.

[@yesthisismyname9977]

Why are there no replies on this comment?

[@Maxlton]

@@yesthisismyname9977 ikr

[@fenn_fren]

Aw man, this comment just got drowned. 2 replies and 30 likes.

[@JohnyScissors]

I thought legal advise would be not to talk to anyone

[@indianafishareweekfishing9342]

Okau

[@SkulShurtugalTCG]

You called Legal Eagle "Bird Lawyer" and earned a like on this video.

[@jertz_tv8238]

Nice to see you here. Love your stuff!

[@minnarew]

ello

[@banguseater]

its a reference to always sunny in philadelphia but yeah

[@Redrally]

@@banguseater I thought it was a reference to his Harvey Birdman review? "THE POWER OF ATTORNEEEEEEY!"

[@jackweiss5480]

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.

[@luminism]

_"And while Polly only wants a cracker, Fido wants your crack."_ - Bird Lawyer

[@liviuvalache1785]

Lüminism good one

[@zaki6146]

"A Parrot can't testify on court." Clearly you haven't played Ace Attorney

[@abandonedflower]

POLLY

[@livispuzzled]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@somedude6833]

Polly! Did we forget something?

[@sethgob5591]

Whats the code to the safe, poly?

[@zaki6146]

@@sethgob5591 2

[@PatheticTV]

Not just normal planes, living planes too? I think he’s going overboard with the planes.

[@kobetiu8628]

What are you talking about? That's Wendover.

[@reynanhenry612]

@@kobetiu8628 someone just ruined the joke:(

[@dimitrispasvantis4143]

The guy owns both wendover and half as interesting

[@cappyjones]

I'm convinced that there are people who subscribe to this and/or Wendover for the sole purpose of making airplane "jokes" in the comments 😲

[@syrialak101]

@@cappyjones Took you long enough!

[@CountSwagula666]

He's in witness protection because he remembers DL6.

[@jarlesleglerg9064]

Im not sure what happened to polly thought

[@thatredkite8310]

OBJECTION!

[@joksizantos7520]

HOLD IT!

[@sinnombre__]

@@joksizantos7520 TAKE THAT!

[@SpectroliteDS2400]

i was waiting for the phoenix wright reference!

[@trylogy8095]

Parrot: Little thing in my home that constantly knows what I'm doing and can speak. Alexa:

[@abcabc-uf4wl]

I looked for this comment

[@jhfkhjgfytuctyduyt]

Yes that was the joke

[@rndmzr153]

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

[@naufalap]

This is so sad

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Echo devices do not record what you say for longer than a few seconds.

[@atanvardecunambiel8917]

“I would like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!”

[@naiyag2452]

Polly have we forgotten something?

[@Croissant90_]

*Squak* Don’t forget DL-6!

[@SpunkMcKullins]

There it is. Came in this section for the Ace Attorney reference.

[@Liner_404]

@@SpunkMcKullins It took me painfully long to find this comment

[@gamersinacontainer]

Atanvardë Cúnambiel I see you have also forgotten something.

[@cymbalbell1270]

This guy is actually legit. His videos are good to watch, unlike that Wendover guy..

[@chrismontoya7831]

What about that dude who does the extremities podcast? He's kind of cool, right?

[@gabri_maybe]

Actually wendover and HAI Are The same person,And Extremities too

[@ekn_38]

Gabriele Tapang It can't be,their voices are really really different and they totally didn't have something of a same Format

[@clarkclements7204]

@@ekn_38 They are the same person, silly.

[@SomeGirth]

@@clarkclements7204 Whoosh

[@soakyarchive8788]

"Don't forget DL-6!" "Don't forget DL-6!"

[@Ok-nn1ne]

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[@bcdm999]

- Whole Foods

[@samuelschonenberger]

-Real Engineering

[@meol0390]

Thanos Yeah, it's brilliant!

[@MajesticDre]

Best commercial I've seen in years

[@randomdogdog]

I'm still waiting for the indochino promotion...

[@craigkingdon4424]

Honestly, the rat lawyer is a genuinely amazing guy. He got so many animals out of their executions.

[@bumblingbureaucrat6110]

Wasn't his rat case a way for him to make a name for himself as a crack defense attorney? Pretty genius if I do say so myself.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

"Parrots are terrifying" Yeah definitely, that's why us bigfoots just stay deep in the woods where there's no parrots

[@poursomebeeronit]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access I always thought the plural of Bigfoot was Bigfeet...

[@tavdy79]

What you means is that there are no parrots there *yet*. There will be, eventually. Parrots are assumed to be tropical birds, and therefore sensitive to the cold, however Europe has a fairly large (>100K) and growing population of feral ring-necked parakeets. Winters in some of the areas where they are found, like central Germany and northern England, can get down to around -10C (14F), so they are clearly capable of surviving those temperatures. This means temperate woods are ideal for them, as they provide plenty of cover and are full of food, although they're more commonly seen in cities.

[@inanjarif1388]

@@tavdy79 I didn't know that writing a joke about parrots would automatically summon a parrot expert who will proceed to throw out random parrot facts,but that's neat. Canadians can survive without a shirt at -40°C though,so there's a much higher chance of Canadians hunting Bigfoots(Bigfeet?)than parrots.

[@moonchild4806]

I'm planning on getting a tattoo of you on my wrist.

[@befer]

This was so forced it physically hurt to read how unfunny this comment was

[@Vnifit]

"Now there is one thing that parrots and I have in common, we both love to repeat the same thing" *proceeds with another brilliant spondorship* lmaoooooo

[@gamersinacontainer]

Vnifit Truly *brilliant*

[@rakaipikatan8922]

Phoenix Wright would be laughing with this case. They still didn't achieve "ghost as witness" level yet.

[@jannikheidemann3805]

A phoenix is a bird too, also bird law.

[@wildfire9280]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@jannikheidemann3805 Bird law for the bird lawyer.

[@benlipson6497]

i think we need the worlds leading expert on bird law: Charlie Kelly

[@connorliska9078]

Was waiting for this comment

[@Adam_Hazzzzzze]

@@connorliska9078 we had to scroll way too far

[@kiwivvv]

"animals can't possibly testify" phoenix wright:

[@laurenc5306]

So Phoenix wasn't crazy when he asked to question the parrot ...

[@livispuzzled]

when that happened in the game i was in tears 😭

[@zorakthelonemantisoftheapo5680]

Actually Manfred von Karma was the one who suggested this idea just to humilate Phoenix Wright more.

[@monojakennedy_3758]

In April this year (2019), A Brazilian parrot alerted its owner about the presence of the police and it later refused to talk when taken into police custody.

[@thegermanbasket732]

I have the right to remain silent

[@wolvzunion6831]

@@thegermanbasket732 idk if thats part of Brazilian law

[@FivePointsVids]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOT DAM PARROT

[@thecast9175]

Haha

[@bobertmcboberty1385]

Ay it’s a Long walk short pier typa situation

[@graysonschmitz6464]

THE GOAT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[@DejaLi]

The first thing that came into my mind was Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

OBJECTION!

[@sinoroman]

same

[@DejaLi]

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 HOLD IT!

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@DejaLi TAKE THAT!

[@ionceexisted]

LegalEagle actually did a video breakdown of AA (Anime version).

[@seevee7469]

“Your honour, I’d like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!”

[@xxCreeperPLxx]

*and, boy, is the idea of a little thing in my home that constantly knows what I'm doing and can speak, terryfying* Proceeds to talk with Alexa. brilliant

[@lewismassie]

.org/hai

[@gfjfjufidi2880]

CreeperPL woooosh

[@horntx]

@@gfjfjufidi2880 did you just woooosh your self? Edit: shit I'm stupid, just saw the similar profile pictures, will leave my shame for all to see.

[@grdprojekt]

Speaking of brilliant, they're our today's sponsor

[@matthew8153]

The state of Maine has already ruled anything Alexa records whether you want it to or not is admissible in court.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Phoenix Wright is that you??? Edit: DEVIN STONE TOO????

[@MerleTrains]

Legal Eagle even used "Polly" as an example name for a parrot. Coincidence? I think not.

[@panc4kes276]

@@MerleTrains I mean, Legal Eagle did review an episode of Phoenix Wright anime

[@MerleTrains]

@@panc4kes276 I know, and it was amazing :D

[@snooderblade315]

Should have just asked Charlie Kelly, he specializes in bird law.

[@theredblooper]

"Don't forget DL6!"

[@naiyag2452]

Polly, what’s the combination to the safe?

[@TheHammy2211]

I was looking for the Phoenix Wright reference. Glad I found it.

[@alferrodewangga1810]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOT WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING? -DarkViperAU

[@CidCDdrafts]

That parrot was in witness protection more than Michael De Santa ever was.

[@YourEverydayGuy2]

here take this like

[@clarenzecore]

witness protection for what no one was convicted of anything

[@earisnothere1753]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT

[@NathanAJM]

Yes

[@NathanAJM]

lol

[@matthewmccormack1291]

"Don't forget DL-6!"

[@danp6761]

What should we remember Polly? *squak, DL-6 ,squak*

[@flickcentergaming680]

I did not expect a LegalEagle cameo in a video like this, but it was a very welcome surprise.

[@GaricsPeter]

5:49 That was one of your best segues. It was Brilliant.

[@Cyancat123]

"While Polly only wants a cracker, Fido wants your crack" -Legal Eagle, 2019

[@RyuuTenno]

I was thinking of how you should talk with him about something like this, and then you mention that you got his advice. So that was great to see. Both of y'all are amazing at the videos you put out.

[@calimerohnir3311]

Your honor! I want to cross examine the parrot!

[@khortman]

"Don't shoot!" Turns out, the owner of the parrot loved watching TV shows and movies.

[@ChrisWachtler]

2:22 Hey, that happened in my home town (Basel, Switzerland 1474)! They also feared that the eggs of a rooster would hatch into a basilisk.

[@spiritmatter1553]

That’s crazy! Why would they expect that? In America there’s a saying: "A whistling woman and a crowing hen never come a good end."

[@thefury770able]

“Remember DL6”

[@naiyag2452]

Polly what’s the combination to the safe?

[@Croissant90_]

1228! 1228! *squak*

[@josephhelgersonjoseph6115]

Witness Protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!

[@mikefuquay9903]

"Send the bill to Real Engineering" - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@glitchinthesystem4798]

1:20 He wouldn't know "snitches get stiches" if he watched The Godfather, because no one in The Godfather gets killed due to snitching.

[@superbun277]

5:49 - And the award for “best transition into a sponsor spot in a KZbin video 2019” goes to...

[@newsystembad]

The way you pronounced "plumage" gave me a minor prescriptivist aneurysm.

[@kiplinght]

ploo·muhj

[@delusionnnnn]

Yeah, I really don't like prescriptivism, but "plummej" made me reconsider for a moment.

[@labella9291]

Heck haven instead of Hawk Haven didn't give you conniptions. Not to mention McCow instead of Macaw??

[@delusionnnnn]

@@labella9291 I can't pick what I notice. I'm not going for a second dip JUST to notice weird pronunciation. He's got a few of them, after all, but that's not uncommon for smart people. You encounter some words through reading first when you read a lot, and sometimes you don't encounter them in the spoken world until you've already got an internal voice for them.

[@gordonhaire9206]

Many decades ago, I was in rehab with a guy whose dealer had a parrot that imitated a snarling Rottweiler. The dealer's dog had been killed by cops during a raid. The parrot grew up with the dog as his best friend. My fellow rehabber said it was really disconcerting to have a bird growl at you when you're stoned.

[@ELS-tone]

Charlie Kelly’s expertise in bird-law would have finally come in handy here

[@iammaxhailme]

I see Legal Eagle finally attended the Philadelphia school of bird law

[@witheredbonnie9268]

It knew the DL-6 Incident. That’s why it is in witness protection

[@kiyrukk]

Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!

[@AyCe]

Finally someone gets it

[@wizardman155]

Obviously you know something about something and can tie your shoes

[@cieprosuhas4557]

Why witness protection? Noone was convicted of anything!

[@Mainline421]

Been watching a lot of Legaleagle recently and watched HAI for years. Never expected a crossover!

[@dealpl-ug8yi]

Michael De Santa? Is that you?

[@WipZedKay]

Half as Interesting and Legal Eagle in the same video? Christmas has come early boys!

[@Fs3i]

With a silent crossover to real engineering, too.

[@SatoshiAR]

1:59 Love it how everyone in the courtroom has a shit eating grin except the donkey's lawyer (presumably).

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

Now I'm just imagining a Parrot advertising me Brilliant, great job...

[@Rider_Deez]

This reminds me of the ace attorney case where you were testifying a parrot

[@joshuasalem5022]

It’s so weird not hearing Sam’s voice for the entirety of one of his videos

[@bunjection]

OBJECTION! "Let the bird take the stand!"

[@lil5713]

Never knew that 6ix9ine has a pet parrot.

[@virginialao5132]

Little did you know, a parrot cries wolf.

[@GullibleProKiller1]

Video title: Why this parrot is in witness protection Me: Are you talking about the bird who overheard something or a bird who summoned an evil spirit and almost destroyed the planet Him: The one who overheard Me: ):

[@tyrstone3539]

I'm amazed that the american legal system allows disembodied cartoon scooby doo heads in a courtroom

[@maruftim]

Rooster: lays eggs Everyone: *wait, that's illegal*

[@justnoah2073]

Potty the parrot saw Patchy brutally murder a man after he said he didn't like SpongeBob.

[@tzwacdastag8223]

Half As Intresting: I dont make Mistakes in my Videos! Audience: Silent Then throws their socks at him

[@finchhawthorne1302]

There is a tragic lack of Phoenix Wright jokes in this video.

[@Squirt4757]

[@Maserati7200]

5:50 “Now there is one thing parrots and I have in common: we both love to repeat the same thing” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrJonyish]

Charlie day *pushes up glasses*: “can I ask if you know bird law?”

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

im physically restraining myself from making an ace attorney reference rn

[@tzwacdastag8223]

RealLifeLore: Real pieces of stuff in life. Wendover production: Airplanes forever( Literally in every video). Half as Interesting: Full as Interesting videos with many MISTAKES.

[@4ltrz555]

Haha very original.

[@hasdarivahsla6351]

Yes, very original

[@tzwacdastag8223]

@@4ltrz555 ?

[@tzwacdastag8223]

?

[@4ltrz555]

You copied this from a comment in the last video.

[@dmitry4792]

So many cross-referencing, not so hidden ads that are hilarious and of course colab with LegalEagle himself! Enjoyed every second of this video

[@devangliya7131]

The frequency of upload has increased. I'm impressed.

[@gm2407]

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Parrot I expect you to fly!."

[@MrBlast14]

Should've asked Charlie Kelly for a crash course in bird law

[@samchen9951]

One of your funniest videos yet. Underrated channel!

[@alexdhall]

4:05 "Bird Lawyer" 😹

[@lucasono9948]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!!! NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!!

[@kittykake44]

Obviously she helped arrest Yanni Yogi for the murder of Gregory Edgeworth 15 years earlier! (You get a cookie if you know the referance)

[@naiyag2452]

Polly have we forgotten something?

[@Croissant90_]

KittyKake 44 *OBJECTION!* It was Manfred von Karma who was found guilty of murdering Gregory Edgeworth! Yogi’s parrot helped establish the motive to kill Robert Hammond!

[@scibanana3542]

Cookies are fatal to parrots

[@Naruedyoh]

Wait, TWO videos in the same week? THIS IS A GREAT DAY

[@Deadlife111]

2:30 Good lawyer

[@scibanana3542]

Nobody: "parrots… are terrifying" Minecrafters: **Creeper hiss intensifies**

[@tengkualiff]

because he saw something that was more than half as interesting

[@lonestarr1490]

Nice one :D

[@jamesrustles8670]

Amazon ad, legaleagle plug, real engineering plug, brilliant ad plus post video ad roll. Amazing

[@jjc5475]

this was proper nightmare fuel. imagine waking up and your parrot is doing this...

[@gtdmg489]

Michael: "Hey that's my bird!"

[@fableagain]

Suggestion: do a mini series on animals in court.

[@Dark_Zacian]

Yeah

[@Ass_Blaster_Disaster_Master]

Historia Civilis has a good video all about this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d326fXiCgdGpbKc

[@Warriorette12]

The cameo from Legal Eagle was a wonderful, welcome surprise

[@x1000plusx]

email the invoice to realengineering, really sneaky sam

[@jackmartin7611]

This HAI x Legal Eagle collaboration is my favourite thing in the world

[@tymo7777]

I loved the Always Sunny "bird law" reference

[@bucca2]

I have a speaking, watching parrot at home and I can confirm that he definitely works for the bourgeoisie.

[@Ice_Karma]

For future reference, the first part of "plumage" rhymes with "doom", not "dumb". ❤

[@saiabhishek5228]

This is by the far one of the best videos you have put out.

[@transorm987]

Shame he didn't tell us the outcome of the parrot in court. I know I could search it up but... ehhh

[@thegermanbasket732]

That's so relatable.-Guy with the response speed of Bimg

[@aaronfidelis3188]

"After all, you can't put a parrot in trial, can you?" Yes, you can. Phoenix Wright proved that.

[@mafiousbj]

People in 2019: that Rooster supposedly laid an egg? Let's study it People in 1474: BURN WITCH!!!

[@rosco3]

Wait, HAI and LegalEagle on the same channel? That was a crossover I didn't expect.

[@Jesse__H]

you say plumage like you've never heard the word before 😂

[@chironapolonio]

Man, you are CRAZY. I never in my entire LIFE have thought of PARROTS as being terrifying. They are cuddly, beautiful, lovable and adorable. You are out of your fucking MIND