Pokemon "Fans" are WEIRD

[@k_thirteen]

Sometimes I wish the videos were labeled as "Cringe Confessional" or "Wheel Champ" but honestly I think the sheer joy of clicking on a video and seeing what it is outweighs everything

[@stfdcrst]

They're all compiled into a playlist if you have trouble finding them

[@joobtheboob]

I'm not indian xD

[@nicoataiza2855]

USE THE HASHTAGS CONEY

[@totalhydration5240]

@@joobtheboob I believe it

[@maxxam_kayo]

same especially cause Cringe Confessional is the only format that I regularly watch but it's so easy to miss the videos

[@ComradeAlpharius]

DAMN, LOOK AT ALL THOSE LESBIANS!

[@redshepherd32]

Just a casual lesbian orgy. No need to worry folks 😂

[@ZayZaz]

GODDAMN!!

[@SwordsmanOrion]

I remember back in the day, in the 90s, I was at the local mall eating in the food court and this little kid climbed up the fancy fountain they have in the middle of the food court, stood up on the ledge with his arms raised, and just starting screaming "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" as loud as he could, over and over and over. And no parent ever came to stop him. There was an old TV commercial in the 90s for Mortal Kombat that had someone doing something like this.

[@ZachAttack6089]

Chad

[@roqm0z666]

Guys help, I said coneys name in the mirror 3 times and he appeared and took control of my arm and made me subscribe. I can’t stop leaving likes and I think he’s gonna make me hit the bell soon. Edit: Everything is fine. I was merely being introduced to quality content. Everyone should leave a like and subscribe and hit the bell, and catch his streams on Twitch whenever we can. I’m not brainwashed, I am perfectly healthy. 5’9 is not short, it’s the average height according to the CDC. Have a good day.

[@DauntlessBlade___]

Have a great day then 💀

[@DoMorrMusic]

OH NO HE GOT HIM

[@ParmMannREBORN]

The Wii U story is my favorite cringe confession, what an incredible system

[@coco_rthritis6462]

It's definitely over hated. I loved playing Nintendo Land

[@amberhide04]

​@@coco_rthritis6462yeah people hate it too much, the wii u makes a paperweight!!!

[@TentaCole]

This was so fun to watch live. Cringe Confessional is starting to become one of my new favorite series on here!

[@jpshy1130]

Starting?

[@varunkrishnaswamy4252]

I like react wars more

[@TedjiroKamado]

I like the hot takes

[@notorange1iscool679]

I'm not Indian xD

[@marche800]

20:12 the worst part about this story is that that the teller could have played this off and explained what the shirt was but because their embarrassment tolerance was too low, they unintentionally made it even more embarrassing.

[@notorange1iscool679]

I'm not Indian xD

[@WohaoG]

@@notorange1iscool679 I'm not Indian xD i hit enter multiple times it won't send

[@turniplayz6268]

@@WohaoG your hold was rookie numbers B) Also im Not INdian

[@givemeawand]

@@turniplayz6268 Me on mobile having to mash enter. (I really hope that I broke your record otherwise I spent all this time for nothing.)

[@turniplayz6268]

@@givemeawand beat

[@honorableintent]

12:25 That story had me in tears, bro. Good god, whoever that was, thank you so much for that.

[@kidscottii3957]

I’m sitting in class right now and if I have to hold my laughter any longer I may end up with my own cringe confessional story

[@thatoneguy9582]

-at least it's only your laughter that you're holding-

[@MasterHand4444]

16:35 HOLY CRAP!! This is my story LOL; thanks for featuring it Coney

[@eraykaan]

no its mine :)

[@MasterHand4444]

@@eraykaan Ok yeah i get the haha funny joke about the stories being anonymous but genuinely that was my story. I remember running off that gymnasium stage crying very vividly; my mother worked at that school at the time so I ran to her classroom and told her about it. She also tried to get my name off of the program since I wasn’t actually in the show, but the principal said it was too late since they were already printed off. The bit at the end of the story (that was cut out of the yt version lol) about being more comfortable on camera was partially referring to my YT channel haha.

[@thatoneguy9582]

can you still beatbox the super mario bros theme

[@MasterHand4444]

@@thatoneguy9582 yeah

[@DrSwazz]

I believe you

[@Josh_ua]

Dangerous drinking game: Take a sip everytime you hear poo/poop/poopy/pooped/pee/piss etc.

[@SplitDip]

Im confident in my ability to hold my drink but I feel this would kill me

[@nero7862]

Guys don't try this I died

[@kinorusagi]

@@nero7862 I’m definitely trying this 😭😭

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@kinorusagi writing the obituary now…

[@mrgreenboy644]

"die." - CDI Ganon

[@groovyguy3716]

I remember finding Ralts in route 102 of Pokemon Emerald after seeing it in the catch tutorial and showing my friend. Ralts is extremely rare and he had thought Wally caught the last one and that's why he couldn't find one. Gardevoir has been my favorite pokemon since, very hard to say in front of people. Thanks internet!

[@bigcooltony437]

I’m always embarrassed to call myself a pokémon fan because of the internet

[@danyzx64]

The PaRappa the rapper story with the "you got to believe" had me in tears for mad long best cringe confessional in my opinion

[@IshimuraOrigin]

Laughed so hard my girlfriend's work call in the other room heard me, thanks Coney!

[@XenoBeth]

Coney please never stop this series. It makes my day whenever I see a new one

[@notorange1iscool679]

I'm not Indian xD

[@redshepherd32]

Be cautious around here. The channel doesn't take too kindly to Ben's

[@sleppehdaze7739]

Dude! I knew a guy who would’ve definitely have done that gardevoir story. He was so grossly vocal about how horny he was for video game characters ie. Cynthia, Rosalina, Palutena and Gardevoir.

[@H3ATHYJ]

You 🤨

[@redshepherd32]

☝️

[@DrSwazz]

You’re the “totally not me” guy

[@seamussullivan9435]

Cringe confessional makes my day despite how much I’m scarred by some of these stories. Keep up the good shit king 👑

[@Kaiser25]

That lesbian story absolutely slayed me

[@Extreme11]

That lesbian absolutely slayed

[@owenicewater9704]

LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE LESBIANS

[@wormlington]

This is the best series on youtube. Never fails to make me laugh

[@kellogsbeast]

I thought this series was done; glad to see it back.

[@ToadPlayer64]

Admit it - We all started beatboxing when the Mario one came up

[@ZapVolcanic]

Cringe confessional is legit incredible, please never stop doing these

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I talk to myself from time to time, especially when I have a topic that I'm like going over in my head but I have noone to talk to, so I'll just sit there by myself talking about how much I like the design of each ARMS character or why I think the ninjala meta was so centralised in season 1 and now there basically is no meta to be seen because weapons either see a similar ammount of play as others or play at all. That's why I started streaming (on instagram for now), because If I'm rambling to myself while gaming might as well Film it...

[@SpencerBPD]

Pokemon fans aren't weird Coney, you're weird for denying that you're attracted to pokemon.

[@Jpeg_skeleton]

Where is the Pokémon part

[@elysianhex2007]

@@Jpeg_skeleton 9:15

[@Jpeg_skeleton]

@@elysianhex2007 freaky shit

[@terrortaste6389]

Knowing how Coney's tierlists are normally, a Coney smash or pass list for pokemon would be absolutely ridiculous.

[@Zorua3]

Analyze

[@lancelee338]

23:02 I probably talk to myself more than other people I am also a huge shut-in that realized I need to make some kind of meaningful relationship in my life before I die and no one notices any difference

[@fluffygarbageman7193]

The fastest I’ve clicked a video in a while

[@munchlacks2900]

Analyze

[@castsmeteor3]

Same!!

[@Razzspoons]

Susge

[@griffinking4755]

🤨word?

[@fx0001]

Elaborate

[@TheOblomoff]

I was in the university, first year. One day there was a change of schedule, or I mistook it for another day, don't know. I came to a class, there was my group's curator teaching it, as I was expecting. But - it wasn't my group, it was students maybe 2 years above me. And I sat right at the side front desk. The whole hour. Nobody said a word to me. And I was sitting there, stonefaced, thinking: What is going on? Should I be knowing stuff in the lecture, I didn't miss a day? Can somebody point me in the direction of my group, or better if I keep sitting still? Maybe they thought I was just waiting for a teacher. Or I'm a new guy for their group, who knows. Eventually, later I looked at the schedule, to find out i hadn't missed anything important. But it was a weird experience. Not even super embarrassing, just weird.

[@aquarios7851]

Honestly, Coney imitating Mankind while busted up is one of the most based things I've heard after a while

[@robertadamsx2]

3:30 I had this almost exact experience. Happened at the end of a school day, and I collapsed. I hit my head into the marker holder thing connected to the bottom of white boards. Everyone's looking at me, and concerned. Turns out my face was covered in blood, but I just didn't feel any pain.

[@ryanmcpherson2001]

There NEEDS to be a cringe Confessional playlist. I love these stories so much. Easily my favorite content to watch from Coney

[@DoMorrMusic]

bingo, it's a podcast

[@chiweweman2010]

Coney this is my favorite Coney content. If you want to, I would love to see more of this series. That last one gave me one of the hardest laughs I've had in months.

[@Yipper64]

23:16 Somewhat related I play VR Chat a lot, and a lot of the time ill say things under my breath even though im muted because I just know one of these times im not going to be muted and I'll accidentally blurt out something that will make some people *very* upset. And ill probably be banned from the discord server. I dont want that to happen so maybe I shouldnt even say these things under my breath but my goodness some people.

[@djk1563]

The furry one makes my organs tickle just from the extreme levels of cringe flowing through

[@thatoneguy9582]

read this comment before watching the video i do not like where this is going edit: not as bad as i expected but still aw no

[@lthc_hiryu]

I've been waiting for a new Cringe Confessional, thank you

[@castoff231]

You know, the transition between "she was my cousin. we kissed" to "Its the day of our wedding' was a little to fast lmao

[@kaloncpu57]

I think this channel has really nailed the perfect thumbnail title game, because on any other channel, I'm not clicking on this video, but somehow I just know I want to see how this relates to Coney content

[@redshepherd32]

The issue is that the obnoxious clickbait you see a lot on KZbin is meant to draw in impressionable kids. Which makes up the majority of the view count.

[@mushman1395]

This is my favorite video series you do. Hope to see it more often!

[@eguy02]

I almost skipped this vid cause nothing in the thumbnail or title says cringe confessional… luckily my friend mentioned it to me

[@tehquiper6796]

1:39 you could also just have your feet at a perpendicular angle and make sure you don't move them. Perfect way to stand still while wearing skates

[@zacariasnelson5753]

I misunderstood the Gaston song and thought the class said that line

[@Tredenix]

Those wedding stories are enjoyable, but please do not let them distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Coney off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through a skee ball machine.

[@jdmc9538]

This is literally my favorite content and wish this series was more appreciated.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"Waffelly wedded wife" is so funny!

[@Doomed2Fail]

17:14 something very similar happened to me. I looked up strip tease and watched it and when I got out the bathroom my entire family just looked at me a just joked it off

[@Loxu69]

12:00 this one isnt cringe cause hes 5, its the most hilarious thing thats ever happened.

[@Razzspoons]

In relation to the title, I went to the Pokemon World Championships last weekend, was a great time. Very few weirdos surprisingly (or maybe I just didn't see them lol)

[@grunkleg.2934]

Pokemon fans in person are very civil. It's the terminally online ones that belong on a list

[@naverick22]

That last one was actually really good, he should've owned that one and played it out.

[@splashyboi52]

As someone who has been getting really into Pokémon the gardevoir one made me cringe so hard

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

That giving a presentation at a wedding was just "8 Mile"

[@RavenRhy]

I love cringe confessional but this title and thumbnail combo nearly made me not click because what part of this is supposed to make me think this was a cringe confessional vid

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

Coney’s thumbnail game is so bad

[@J242D]

HOLY FUCK MY WII U STORY GOT IN LFGGG

[@J242D]

17:11 never forget

[@junkofunko6443]

i was in church, blessing the sacrament, and i read the same line twice into the mic. my 12 yr old self realized after a brief pause and i said "crap" into the mic. i then had to reread the blessing. when i finished that same line i paused to double check and make sure i didn't mess up again. i heard someone in the front try to whisper "you're good" and several chuckles murmured through the congregation. i finished without further incident . but i held a reputation for the next yr and for months someone else said the blessing.

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Cringe confessional could be a black mail if you think about it Coney stealing IP’s and then black mailing those people to subscribe

[@Jaytwoster]

I missed Cringe Confessional, please keep making these!

[@NugeSmashFE]

This is my new favorite video theme of yours and I hope it continues and maybe becomes a weekly thing. Also really hoping the story I put in a few weeks ago makes it in eventually.

[@sealbe1885]

12:42 isn't that the spoken word ai voice used in murder of the universe?

[@LexSchilperoord]

This confirms that KZbin is the actual adult part of the audience

[@judgemodalla]

The Gran Turismo background music is slapping respectfully!

[@ShadowChaosKrystal]

These are so much fun but I get secondhand cringe so easy that I often don't finish them

[@kidscottii3957]

Babe, wake up. New cringe confessional just dropped

[@GigaMan91]

I believe the story about the girl wearing a Parappa shirt. A friend of mine wears Hey Arnold socks, but she doesn't know what Hey Arnold is. She just saw them one day and thought they were cute.

[@PeppySweetheart]

22:04 Thank you Coney, Thank you

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

pokemon fans are the prime example of why nostalgia is having a huge chokehold, did you know pokemon sword and shield has outsold super mario odyssey on the nintendo switch!!!!

[@TheWrathAbove]

I gurentee that a large portion of those sales are parents buying the game for their kids, because pokemon's largest demographic is still children.

[@asnwolf4507]

Bundle sales. People still insist on buying both versions because "gotta catch em all" is still in the blood eventhough our childhood is dead. lol

[@Chillin-jg8vg]

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet got 10 million copies in three days..... TOTK also got 10 million copies! Pokemon is the Disney of video games their content is bad but people still pay millions of dollars for them.

[@eugenekrabs141]

man i could not get over that last story, that was the most comedic thing i have heard in my life

[@kingnerd8]

This episode was so cringey that I had to cleanse myself with snake man's theme

[@austinfletchermusic]

DUNKIRK AND OVERWATCH?! oh my GOD that's a throwback already

[@technolight650]

In my friend's class they had a Gardevoir kid but instead it was Fennekin and Braixen

[@Liftinn]

2:45 coney trying to be shadow the hedgehog before shadow the hedgehog

[@doobi6343]

I need another cringe confessional, I have two really good ones to share

[@byrontheusurper6505]

If someone has a cool Shirt just say "hey cool shirt", don't start the conversation with a fucking reference, that's SO BAD!

[@contextsensitive8484]

Seeing “summer after 8th grade” and “Dunkirk” just aged me by 10,000 years

[@JarryMingles]

I'm having a hard time believing the Wii U kid searching on KZbin from the bathroom upstairs, the gamepad had barely any reach.

[@withabigbighouse]

The Wii U story made me physically shut my eyes

[@castform7]

I honestly find talking to myself very conforting. Like, most of the time when I'm watching KZbin videos, I'll pause the video and walk around my living room discussing what I just watched with myself. I don't have anyone else to talk about this with, might as well use me.

[@carldalord]

11:04 this is funny, but not cringe. It might’ve been cringe at the time, but that shit can seem ironically funny

[@quadzers5703]

I can relate to the any tree was a bathroom, except for me it was anything outside is a bathroom. Corner of the fence, tree, or even the slide on the playground. I remember watching a kid slide into my pee once 😂. I also didn’t understand the point of shoes other than that people get mad if you don’t wear them to school. So I would regularly get into the car to go somewhere without shoes on.

[@Thefrogking15]

I've definitely had a lot of cringe moments but nothing that sticks out in my head. Plus I'm not a great storyteller so that would also make it hard to submit anything

[@Pause2]

New fav series since salty bets was canned... PLEASE BRING IT BACK

[@FatedTim]

I’m gonna be honest I almost didn’t click on the video because I thought this video was about some wack ass Pokémon content/watch mojo. I’m glad I did tho, because cringe confessionals is probably my favorite series on the channel

[@junktion]

Hello Coney! Speaking of Pokémon did you know that last year in one of your Pokémon unite videos you played against and beat a guy by the name of OGwastaken. This guy just went to the pokemon unite world championship and placed 5th with his team

[@MP4PartyStar]

Oh God it’s a Cringe Confessional with a title like THIS? I’m not ready lmao Edit: I was not ready for the best Cringe Confessional yet

[@camronh14]

The greatest cringe confessional series of all time

[@AGNZac]

The Gaston story sent ME to the bathroom

[@thatchillasian8924]

We're evolving past poop stories and moving onto piss stories.

[@thelinktothegame6081]

At first i thougth the nintendo 3ds Person Was me then they said they show a girl a gardevior and was relieved that they mentioned that they was talking to another person (and was playing pokemon) Then i knew it wasnt me.

[@secretnames7414]

Fellas, this one is worth watching to the end

[@foxyiebot]

I'm glad he kept the glasses.

[@Spark31Gaming]

This series is probably my favorite content on all of KZbin and that's not an exaggeration

[@cTrL64]

YES CRINGE CONFESSIONAL I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT THIS SERIES THANK YOU CONEY

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The rollers Story reminds me I wanted to go ice skating!

[@Cheeseburger_mage]

Dark red blood is not arterial bleeding, that would be bright red and probably spraying out in spurts

[@kylecargill1248]

is that the han tyumi voice 13:12

[@scrubpsw2813]

rip F-u-ckles, what a legend

[@TedjiroKamado]

I actually skate! Heres a tip when using the bathroom, lock your wheels together or stand on your stoppers and you can balance without having to move.

[@agentclank8183]

That graveyard joke wasn't sharp, that was cut throat.

[@ujingamer]

WAIT DUNKIRK! that came out like 5 years ago this kid is still baby he's maybe a senior in highschool.

[@tristancampbell4941]

*_[Professor Lando has entered the chat]_*

[@fivestaricons]

tbh i expected the blue background with the outfit in the thumbnail since it's a cringe confessional video

[@MrMagistralMalik]

Gardevoir used to been my imaginary significant other.

[@cingkrazy1412]

Tbh I also did the Wii U one I just remembered to turn off the tv