Jake and Amir: Dog Scroll

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[@bobxyzp]

Number ten: a Rottweiler named Rotem. She is an angry beast, but she is calm.

[@noahzuniga]

wrong

[@juandiegoprado]

She ate two dogs! She ate two dogs and bit a bunch of people

[@Kollman2812]

You know what? Stop calling her a pup. You brought a crazed beast into the office.

[@PizzaEagle]

I feared her that day

[@bobxyzp]

@@PizzaEagle you should fear her every day

[@SeraphsWitness]

Alert: Jake is now in possession of a scroll. I repeat, JAKE NOW HAS A SCROLL.

[@burakkaanay5406]

I love that Jjkae gives Amir the proper number so he can continue, instead of trying to make him jump some lines.

[@takatotakasui8307]

Jake has lost so many brain cells through Amir's acquaintance alone that he can no longer fool a man dumber than a 5th grader EDIT: To the 2 people who looked over this reply, please please reconsider. I'll take a pity like to save some face. But really, Jake used to trick Amir with a lot more success and frequency, but in later years Amir catches him when he tries

[@b3productions974]

He can't help but correct him lol

[@TheOfficialBacon]

To stop him from losing count and starting over

[@skydaplaya6]

PUGS ARE KING!!!!!!!

[@Ace-nq4cp]

He needs it.

[@michaelcomar7568]

THEY FINALLY GOT A REAL SCROLL!!!!!

[@agneseditsstuff]

it's about time/chine

[@shmeegis466]

rubbing one out to you guys!!! here's to another jake and amir!

[@creepycassette]

ending november on a HIGH

[@Andy_Wells]

jesus

[@wowzers1237____]

Jake, only losers go to the bathroom. Winners go to the BACKroom, to get blows.

[@Trumben]

I’m gonna yarf

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

I'm snissing so hard rn

[@noahzuniga]

no one's going to blows you

[@BrainRotVideosAF]

@@noahzuniga He has fresh shit in his onesie- It's called a blumpkin!

[@flipdiesel9652]

All Dogs Go To Kevin finally makes it into an ep. I’m livid

[@incog.nyto.]

i'm RATHER GLAD

[@roryconroy9669]

Jesus 😂

[@huntersnider9621]

Lmaoooo Amir's double take at 3:39 is one of the funniest reactions Amir has had in any J&A episode, brava. Absolutely brava. Justice for Rotem though, I was hoping you'd at least acknowledge the pup. So the bitch barked a bit.

[@Andy_Wells]

SHE ATE 2 OTHER DOGS

[@rylandcrisman3421]

babe wake up new scroll

[@Skiloose]

I’m up, I’m up!

[@adamnewman1043]

He beat me by one second

[@janana7997]

FULLY AWAKE

[@robertrichards6964]

I stole this I’m sorry

[@brettwilson2589]

Wake and bake and make her make you a steak, you’re ingesting weed and ecstasy and guess what day it is? Xmas Eve

[@battleandjams]

Amir should have gone pee proof

[@martinlawson6421]

Guess he was feeling the dry clean only today

[@foxtrotnine2504]

I really like the idea that Amir always had plenty of back up copies of scrolls incase anything ever happened to them but just this was the first time jake ever grabbed it away from Amir

[@hacker6284]

You can see episode #147 of the headgum podcast being edited in the background, which means they put this shindig together in a mere 7 months! Amazing

[@takatotakasui8307]

That ending was so hilarious it made ME spill piss

[@seanA416]

Did you clean it with your shirt?

[@takatotakasui8307]

​@@seanA416Watch and yearn!

[@JRAD897]

It made YOU spill piss? No way... you never spill piss

[@seanA416]

@@JRAD897 I'm always spilling my piss

[@rifraf262]

I know! I spit my piss all over the screen.

[@cookieeaturface]

Amir deserves an Emmy, or at the very least a RazGOT for that delivery of "I'm busy with other shit"

[@Bubdiddly]

I love these new episodes. It’s like they never took a hiatus. Just right back into the genius skits

[@calebduarte5255]

Can't believe how much better the reboot has gotten, honestly. "These mutts and girls" is so fucking funny

[@PeterWongvlogs]

It’s amazing Amir can pee out of his big toe

[@alecwingfield7934]

Geoff editing this just rubs me the wrong way. I can feel him.

[@lobdooks]

I’m in constant fear of an explosion or metal pipe falling sound effect

[@prestonpope]

@@lobdooksyou can call me ZADDY

[@p0rridge]

Op ka bump fa solid?

[@jonnnnniej]

It rubs me just right 😏

[@TheArchsage74]

WHAT'S THAT

[@robriley6135]

I know people say this every time but this is legit up there with the classics, its amazing you guys can still make stuff this funny

[@Geigez]

Can we get a Ricky cameo? Maybe even him coming in for a few seconds and letting us know he’s been available via email over the past 7 years

[@roxxram9151]

Streeter cameo would be fun too

[@Andy_Wells]

PAT CASSELS

[@roxxram9151]

@@Andy_Wells I thought Trapp killed him though?!

[@AtomicFire41]

Scroll’s have got to be the pinnacle of Jake and Amir writing. They’re all so dense with word play and rhyme

[@IcePlays]

That geoff jumpscare at 5:14 really got me good

[@TraumaSandwhich]

Love that Ace and Jocelyn are back making new videos

[@lukemarshall1260]

Top tier straight away. So glad you guys are doing Jake and Amir again.

[@healingv1sion]

Oh wow this is high IQ to put the bloopers during end credits. I remember watching a skit on YT and having to go to Facebook for bloopers. You guys are probably the only reason i had facebook 😂

[@firstnamelastname4752]

...Die? Yeah. Like, to me? Amir being so taken aback by this is gold.

[@baschoen23]

An oldy scrolly for this coldy souly warms my heart.

[@MechaBengar]

WE NEED MORE OUTTAKES PLEASE

[@devonscotttaylor]

the very subtle sound of the pipe valve closing absolutely killed me

[@spaghettibird5135]

“I have a herpetic lip” is a new classic

[@ProudPapaJD]

I don’t know why but “get some blistex!” Made me piss laughing.

[@garrettwagner190]

still gullies

[@tev866]

Holy shit the opening had me ROLLING

[@mxkaitlynlea]

you're driving down the road; make sure to pay... the scroll!

[@gregorspv]

Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher!

[@TheBlenderer]

Yessss Love that it's implied that every scroll video before this Amir made several copies just in case of snatching :)

[@craigbikes8831]

here comes SNATCHER

[@bicstick2207]

This has been one of your bests!

[@chrisbyerly]

Give the man a break, he’s got a scroll’d sore

[@thalunizz21]

Love me a good ol' scroll.😂

[@logansmith6342]

NEW SCROLL FROM JJKAE AND AMIR

[@valx5]

this is one of the best episodes of all time 😭 I was laughing the entire time

[@xlr20ice]

The beginning section was another entry into the “Amir is an alien” column

[@LinksatElginfield]

WE ARE SO BACK BABY! Classic jake and amir

[@katiechronicpainqueen]

Starts watching video... instantly need to go pee! 😂

[@pelegrini_not_an_italian]

I love that jake got a bit interested when Amir said you could get chicks with dogs

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

A piss this long make the girls…you know what? No. Give me the upvotes. I earned this. I deserve this. I don’t need to make some sort of hilarious rhyme in Jake and Amir stylings. You already think I’m funny, so give me the upvotes. I’m serious.

[@karmaheaven7]

A piss this long from a toe-style dong makes the girls say: “I was wronged!”

[@Andy_Wells]

You earned my upvote.

[@mevicky100]

my great grandniece sent me feet pics! over WeChat!

[@mrevilducky]

I'm up voting you to Karma Heaven

[@altidego989]

Probably my favorite new video yet.

[@AndrewPonti]

WHEN IT COMES TO HENS, YOU WON'T LET ONE ROOST???? Just amazing. Always so amazing.

[@nunya172]

Please never stop you guys are funnier and older than ever!

[@indigiomontoya8005]

Feels like the old ones, Great!

[@johnc8209]

Amir was dying laughin on that last piss haha

[@R10P10]

Never stop this I been watch this since day one

[@AhrkFinTey]

The acting is getting really good. I feel like you guys are finally back to where you were when you were in LA collegehumor

[@TPearson-]

This was genuinely brilliant guys

[@super_stotter]

Id love to see a scroll video where they kinda bring in the whole journal-notepad diary-scroll bit from their Journal video😅

[@Brett.A]

Marika, star of the show as always

[@yulin84]

Amir: I breeded it myself out of a sparrow and a horse. Jake: Bred. Amir: _Believing Jake has just spontaneously said the word "bread", he proceeds to erroneously make fun of Jake._

[@LOLHICRONO]

Haven't been this early to a Jake and Amir video in over a decade :)

[@cocomonkilla]

Alright now it's time for a new Ace and Jocelyn (from space and Jocelyn)!!!

[@ChalleonPlays]

I was watching old Jake and amir episodes when I saw this

[@TheRealBobbyMC]

J&A regularly releasing on Headgum and using the company as the background like the originals really turned the rebooted series from a cute reminder of times past to a full on second coming.

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

Was playing with my dog so was looking away from the screen. The peeing lasts for 57 seconds 😂

[@maxgiles9939]

For your sores is crazy bro thats some new classic j n a

[@various3394]

Still feels unreal to see new J&A vids pop up in my feed. Love it!

[@charalamposkaratsioras9375]

this gives me joy

[@erikakcook]

watched this during my lunch break. thanks for making it extra gross guys!!!!

[@arcusangelus]

Just taking the dog out for a scroll

[@matthewgodin5288]

This is the most well hidden blistex ad I’ve ever seen well played

[@rdear]

Can’t wait to see the other two skits with Blistex slid in there and hear them talk about it on a podcast in 10 years

[@Azimii]

someone hadn’t drained the main vein in a while

[@JamScamly]

uh oh i'm yearning.. . . .. I'M YEARNING

[@4vendetta1]

I'm yearning I'm yearning

[@Ascendid]

All dogs go to Kevin... sounds like a pretty good movie idea.

[@munjee2]

For my future reference 0:55

[@NoLucksGiven]

And Amir sticks the landing! (piss)

[@THiiNlK]

Really missed a Canine pun for number 9 and that's more than bad.....it's fine.

[@Bigkahkistan]

This episode reminds me of the time i gave a reach-around to my great aunt at her orthodontist’s daughter’s bat mitzvah

[@GooseMoss]

Number 3 FIREWORKS FOR ME

[@ThiccFish]

The fact Amir can both pee so long, so hard, and only fill one bottle is peak comedy

[@skalty9868]

4:53 amir sneaking in his basketball fandom

[@dr.penguin9412]

Was he just kidding that he wasn’t going to drink it?

[@Elitekross]

He drained the main vein!

[@psyduck8025]

Can't believe Amir actually quit

[@J0K32R]

I like the imagine Jake and Amir are making the staff edit the videos while they’re filming.

[@JonnyTsunamiii]

Day 1 Jake and Amir fans already knew about “All Dogs Go To Kevin”

[@rosie5s]

It’s so fucking nostalgic see these bros keep it up you amazing fucks

[@GarveyPeterson]

New strake and a shear? My life is Quinnipiac right now!

[@mshevchenk]

I remember when they said they tried to write the All Dogs Go To Kevin movie like 10 years ago

[@non_brewed_condiment]

hey they have coworkers again! they no longer work in at two desks in purgatory

[@whizbam4920]

crazy how I watched these guys when I was 13. Now im 29 and they still at it.

[@SeraphsWitness]

#10 was wrong in another way too... a hen is an adult female chicken, but a cockerel is an adolescent male chicken. A little chicken knowledge would have given Jake some extra ammo!

[@carltonascarf7694]

amir looking more and more like the little guy out of aunty donnas house

[@randosavich]

Top ten birds to accuse people of not fostering…

[@larvaedadindex]

Amir _Cesar Milan_ Blumenfuck has gotta be my favorite name

[@brunofeldman7144]

All dogs go to Kevin is my favorite movie

[@serjabdjabah8336]

NEW SCROLL WOOOOOOO

[@yourenotthatkai3920]

BABE WAKE UP NEW MOTHERFKN SCROLL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@gravesbroderick928]

This one was ACE! Or at the very least Taupe for sure!

[@scottcameron174]

This was the funniest video of 2023

[@mehow1827]

oh we're SO back baby

[@slycooper459]

Love when they crack