Hilarious Sovereign Citizen In Full Fez!

[@snafu6127]

“Situation between a hypothetical suspicion versus a concrete crime.” Wow, Shakespeare in court! I’m going to use that one!!

[@alunchurcher7060]

is a concrete crime the type of crime the mafia used when disposing of dead bodies? hahahahaha

[@feralharry7215]

@@alunchurcher7060 now you're talking shoe law which is this whoooooole other thing

[@kellym6019]

All my years of higher education did not prepare me for this presentation from Mr. Tall Hat Bey. By higher education I meant I graduated high school

[@diannmurphy2010]

All my years of lower education did not prepare me for this presentation from Mr Bey 😂

[@grip4us]

No education could prepare one for Mr Bey’s presentation

[@BlatantSockPuppet]

No education is probably the best preparation for this presentation from Abraham “Stovepipe Fez Freddie” Bey.

[@roberts5539]

1.5 hour spent watching the film 'Idiocracy' should be all the preparation needed.

[@Tindometari]

All her years of training and experience did not prepare Stephanie Webb for having to transcribe this presentation from the Cylinder Hat Rambler.

[@bryonshahan9651]

I always love it when Mike puts on the Fez! I know we're about to be in for some hilarious shenanigans with a Mooron-Sovcit😂

[@realkangaroocafevietnam]

Me too !!!

[@Boyso5407]

“Hypothetical suspicion versus a concrete crime”. That’s good. I’m gonna use that next time when me and my wife have an argument

[@JamesRussell1969]

An absolutely stunning piece from a legal scholar. It’s amazing that he could find the correct zoom courtroom 🤣🤣🤣

[@spaceandtimechannel.]

And after him wearing his special dress fez,his mum was up all night washing it fo his special appearance.

[@Grey_Duck]

Mr. Bey got all the citations. He doesn’t have a hot clue what to do with them. But he got them.

[@VictheChick]

Has he (or has any Sovereign Citizen) even read the holding in _Terry?_ I just...I can't deal with these people. Needs counsel; less internet 🙄

[@Grey_Duck]

@@VictheChick well, since he presumably thinks Lexis is a car, I doubt he’s ever read an entire opinion. I expect he’s read plenty of cherry-picked out of context bits and pieces though.

[@VictheChick]

@@Grey_Duck SO frustrating!

[@danastordalen623]

This is painful to listen to😢

[@ftroop8462]

I like how when he slows down for the court reporter he still slurs his words but slower.

[@65cj55]

He went full Fez, never go full Fez.

[@carpTX09]

Not quite "Full" Fez. There is no Tassel...🤣

[@drn13355]

Sov cit success rate. 0.0000000%. This genius said "hey, I like those odds".

[@bullitt7544]

He better decorate his Fez with Christmas items cause he is going to spend this Christmas on a retreat at Felony Acres....

[@maryfrederick6934]

Yeah, I’m thinking a couple of cute reindeer and maybe some sparkly snowflakes ❄️ 🎉

[@brendacollins1240]

Morning Mike from a cold England. What the hell did I log onto ? That was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@SEMPERFIAUDITING]

The lady looking like DID I TAKE THAT STEAK OUT OF THE FREEZER

[@CutestofBorg]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@diannmurphy2010]

😂😂😂 thinking she should have set out the chicken instead

[@lauxmyth]

Or … Did I leave the oven on?

[@projectionv.accountability1010]

Anyone remember the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy & Ethel get tricked into wearing a bucket and a horsefeed bag as hats, thinking it's designer fashion? That's what I think about every time these dudes wear the fez.

[@reginaodell3035]

Now I will see that every time.🤣

[@Debra.Justice]

Oh I remember that episode. Ricky and Fred made them think they were wearing the latest French fashion. 😂

[@Tsiri09]

@@Debra.Justice The end of the episode was even funnier when they noticed the "upper class french models" wearing them.

[@Debra.Justice]

@@Tsiri09 😂I loved that show. That was one of the first TV shows I remember watching as a child. Of course in the 50s it was a small black and white screen. Guess I’m telling my age. 😉

[@0grifman1]

When you wear the fez you look like John Rhys Davies in the Indiana Jones movies! 😂

[@SenMysrana]

"Father of Indy!" *tips fez*

[@Sweetpea1128]

😂

[@LucareonVee]

Then it is something man was never meant to possess.

[@aquanettte132]

Normally you're not allowed a hat in court, but thinking judge allowing this Fez For special reasons 😂😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Well for our amusement of course

[@magiegainey5036]

Because ... feels.

[@lauxmyth]

Hats get a religious exemption. The State cannot - so far - define what is and is not a religion nor what rituals a religion can have. Still the hat is less silly than his legal ramble.

[@bandwagonbuzzard1617]

​@@lauxmyth there is, however, a list of federally recognized religions.

[@helgafrahmann4201]

If it isnt go his wrong way, it is wrong ! Period !!!!😢😂😂😂

[@bryonshahan9651]

I'm no lawyer, and I paused it before I heard the answer. As I'm pretty sure that his motion will not be granted... Maybe I'm psychic!? Nah, we all knew it wasn't going to happen!😂😂

[@estievorster2065]

This judge face at the start say it all....I'm thinking of you judge❤

[@forgoneconclusion2861]

All i could think at the end was 'Mike, you've changed' ... getting all up in his face about your tassle 😂😂😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Well I don’t like to get in to tassel measuring contests but sometimes it just needs to be done.😂

[@DeenaP91]

Never really watched you before but frankly. I gander your posts to remind me I’m glad I’m not involved in this mess. Good job with your comments. Keeps me hooked. More cynicism please.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Welcome aboard!

[@crash10201972]

The crease on his forehead when he was told he already waived counsel was great!!

[@karidennis6154]

I feel for his standby counsel, i really do.

[@neontetra1000]

I think Mike should start saying “ we are on the record “when he starts or restarts a video clip! 😂

[@diannejewell4410]

And say it like ‘re-cud’

[@MrWeezer55]

The 'concrete crime' took place the moment his conveyency's tires hit the public roadway.

[@lauxmyth]

Judge said ‘voir dire’ and I instantly knew Mr Bay had no idea what that was.

[@randallgreer1994]

I see he wore his best for court.

[@k8mcawesome]

Came to the comments for this 😂

[@ABeautfulMess]

Is it crush velvet?? Fancy

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

No, the best is the Formal Red Fez, the Black Fez is for mourning, means he is screwed in Court.

[@PeriwinkleSunrise]

As soon as you see a "Bey" on the screen, you know you're in for some extra special shenanigans.

[@diannmurphy2010]

Mike is having too much fun on this one 😂😂😂

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Mike love your chuckles, it lets me know when they are way far out from the law. Oh I had not noticed you were wearing, "The Fez Of Truth" as well.

[@david88203]

The flower pot on the head obviously squeezes lots of brain cells out!

[@suek7086]

Best ever

[@barbott5941]

Man, Mr. Bey, a mind is a miserable thing to waste. 🤦‍♀️

[@crash10201972]

Help me!!!! I can't stop staring at the fez!!!!

[@DEBORAH4-ut9sz]

It's a dunce cap in black v white ~ he's a racist to 9s! He resents our white man's world of opportunity but doesn't realize that HE's NOt ABEL to capitalize on his abilities and determination to make it 'legally' so he spends his time working to scam the system ~ he needs a black Judge and Prosecutor to set him straight

[@maryfrederick6934]

Seriously, I think I want one 😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Seriously,i think, his parents were sis and bro?

[@jan-erikwahlberg2791]

What are these herrings he's talking about!?😆

[@djhimself5754]

😂 Indeed, could not find them!

[@LaninThomasma]

Red ones. Everywhere!

[@sallyskellington3024]

All that hypotheticalness, in a concretable crime.😂 It does appear that the sovcit is wrong as per usual.

[@slowstitchingbeginningcroc9405]

I think the fez is the hat from which he pulls all this bovine scatology.

[@marilynsmith365]

"Bovine scatology"!!!! Love it. 😂🇦🇺

[@maryfrederick6934]

🐄💩 👍🏻😂

[@LaninThomasma]

Disney lore leads us to conclude that there's a rat in there, pulling at his hair. (Never figured out how that was supposed to work.)

[@THEandrewMillet]

He Googled 'what should I wear to court' the answer being a suit, a sweat suit was the closest he had...

[@diannmurphy2010]

Stop 😂😂😂😂

[@lr7747]

Instead of Calvin Klein a huge Nike or Rebook logo is way more professional. What do you think the briefcase replacement is- a grocery bag? 😂😂😂

[@danastordalen623]

@@lr7747he needs a plastic bag to keep his papers dry

[@antoinettegray355]

He look like a Greek Orthodox Priest!

[@pauldemuth-n1c]

Dont disrespect the orthodox religion like that

[@antoinettegray355]

@ I’m sorry if you think I was. Just stating an observation!

[@zenonherrera4366]

"Um ah ah ummm umm ok ah um.... um ok ah um". This guy has no clue what he's talking about.

[@BlatantSockPuppet]

This iteration of the Mr. Bey brand is sporting the executive edition of Moorish headgear, the Stovepipe Fez. Mike, have you ever considered a separate channel (or even just a playlist within this channel) that has exclusively SovCit/Moorish content? You could call it “Bey Watch”.

[@misswilson_heather]

If Mike doesn’t start the Bey Watch channel, I will eat my fez.

[@LaninThomasma]

Itg gets any bigger and it'll move into Heian Japanese style. You've seen the type.

[@BlatantSockPuppet]

@@misswilson_heather If I was Mike, I would be selling fezzes on my merch site. The deluxe model would have an embroidered patch depicting Mike wearing a fez and framed by two crossed scimitars. China’s got to have a thriving fez drop shipping business sector.

[@BryceAndEveeNZ]

😂😂😂 does it sound like he says "Lawful warentless arrest" at the start? 😅😅😂😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

That is what I thought😂

[@maryfrederick6934]

@@LawTalkWithMike That’s a hoodie 😂

[@cherylkelley5586]

Yes.

[@rdr99310]

Screaming Goat in the first 40 seconds, I'm like "oh hell yeah thiss'uns gonna be good"

[@minniegirl175]

Look, judge, if YT says you need a warrant to pull me over, what the heck are these corrupt cops doing? I mean, seriously 😠

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Impudence !!!!😡😡😡🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

[@piercelidseveraltime]

Wow ! Like a majestic rainbow of wrong 😂

[@VictheChick]

Yes! Or a magnificent sunrise of NOPE 🤣

[@Tindometari]

Hey cow! It's a double rainbow of stupid! 😂

[@VictheChick]

@@Tindometari A total eclipse of the brain?

[@Weissguys6]

The expressions on Ms. Toler’s face say it all. 😂

[@marilynsmith365]

Did I fill up the cats' water bowl? I wonder if I can get away with serving leftovers tonight? What time is the dentist appointment for the kids? Etc.

[@mitchonisb5445]

They should have givin him another ten minutes....that was so enjoyable 😂

[@ThrillOfIt919]

That was truly something special!

[@norarivkis2513]

Better not be playing a drinking game with the word 'also' in it, or you're going to the hospital. 😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Or with um um ummm !😂

[@bryonshahan9651]

Mike that was hilarious! He provided a copy for you to read, which t you didn't because you can't!😂😂

[@Qmoky]

That was fantastic, that was truly something special there.

[@channel.3.]

This video conference quality of this courtroom and prosecutor is CRISP!

[@perfecttommy6952]

I'm alleging the odor marijuana right now from him.

[@lorirogers6730]

Best comment tonight

[@Crazycraw202]

Wow, that court appointed attorney just picked the short straw

[@zackattack4313]

"I'll send the file immediately after this hearing" Like, with a confidence that there is no possible way judge dismisses this & had not even began to testify 😂

[@BryceAndEveeNZ]

ngarly ... I do love a good misinformed Fez in court😂😂😂

[@tombrown1906]

Toward the end of the hearing, Mr. Bey seemed to be reconsidering his life choices.

[@KING-KLOWDY]

Well that was fantastic. Truly something special

[@Cochise6666]

Accepting stand-by council; SMARTEST thing he will ever do for the rest of his life

[@randallgreer1994]

Anyone with the assumed name of Bey belongs in GITMO

[@Tindometari]

The hilarious thing is that the 'el Bey' isn't actually a name. It's an epithet that means 'the Prince'. Like Haroun al Raschid -- 'al Raschid' isn't a surname, it means 'the Righteous'. Moors are too dumb to understand the culture they're appropriating. 😂

[@PatrickJDoyle-bw3fu]

The sippy cup he calls a hat may be to tight, causing his speech impediment

[@beverlyproudfoot583]

Axe the legal system. He shall not stand under. Thanks, Mike, Ollie, and Frankie 😎

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Our pleasure!

[@KenoshiAkai]

I can smell the marijuana off of Mr. Bey from here.

[@unclaimedjule]

Fun tonight Mike! Thank you!😂❤

[@djlancematthew]

There needs to be a counter with the number of times the guy says uummm

[@christiangauthier727]

This was absolutely craptastic! So much fun! I too really hope that he either has a falling out with his standby council or, more probable, that he'll end up firing his attorney because he's trying to talk some sense into him while he only wanted help with his Sovcit strategy and to file his frivolous motions!

[@Kristen-Kennel-Up-Idaho]

Dream case: 2 sov citiots are in a crash. They sue each other, the insurance company and entire state for damages😂😂😂😂

[@lr7747]

Bey versus Martin 😂😂😂😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Laurel against hardy????

[@suek7086]

Is that concrete?

[@Laura4p0]

Judge looks like he's hiding his smiling!

[@frankbeeler5819]

Is a " CONCRETE CRIME " something like what some people think happened to JIMMY HOFFA?

[@Hails27]

That was fantastic X3 luv it mike great video as always can't wait til 3rd Dec

[@tomvonhatten]

If concrete wasn't used in the crime, the crime didn't exist...

[@JESSES_CURIOUSLY_CURIOUS]

Ain't nothin' but a sovereign concrete parday...

[@patricknoone171]

Concrete crime? I guess he works in construction

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Concret crime ,it is not, that his face meet the concret ,when he was arrestet and resist ????🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@katrinka8038]

Looks like he made his own hat thingy.

[@CutestofBorg]

Knitted it himself lol 😂

[@SEMPERFIAUDITING]

Patrick that's an OATMEAL BOX on his head

[@maryannmartinez9425]

So funny

[@donnalehnert6438]

Oh my goodness gracious, Really!

[@dianabivens289]

Concrete crime? Was he stealing cinder blocks?

[@FetzNoz]

That was fantastic!

[@donielle2868]

That's not a hat that's a HAT. The Hat gave it's own testimony.

[@jamesmclarey1075]

HEY MIKE, YOU WANTED A REMINDER....DECEMBER 3RD FOR BEY-FEZ-BEY TRIAL!!!

[@helloearthlings3131]

Verily I say, defendant doth wear the High Hat to contain his massive brain. How can any prosecutor stand against such mighty legal prowess? All who witness his astonishing mental dexterity shall bow and tremble (translation: Double over with laughter.).

[@suek7086]

Yes!

[@peterroach3377]

El-Mike-Bey Bey-Gravlin has a nice ring to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Avalanche_Broncos_Fan]

I used to work in Rosenberg outside of Houston! 😂😂😂

[@kiowa1508]

Getting hit in the head by a cinder block…now that’s a “concrete” crime.

[@SEMPERFIAUDITING]

DUDE PUTTING ME TO SLEEP

[@DonaldBulley]

that fez is part of a two piece holloween hat.my son has one as a voodoo witch doctor outfit.

[@wendyadamek2198]

I love that you are doing Fort Bend County Texas!! Love me some Judge Morales 🎉

[@jonathanreedpike]

That's an ersatz fez resting upon Mr. Bey's noggin; it's clearly a grow-bag with the handles cut off.

[@ericamulkey5409]

Hahaha tomatoes are going to start growing?

[@jonathanreedpike]

@@ericamulkey5409 Clearly tomatoes... yes indeed.

[@suek7086]

Rolling here.

[@bamthelawyercat7419]

Last time I had jury duty, I was put on a jury is this Judge’s Court.

[@jaykay1053]

I’m glad to hear the lawyer mention that the defendant is either delaying court business or does not understand procedure.

[@snooganslestat2030]

I think it's far past time that some sort of mandatory exam/test was introduced for those wanting to represent themselves in legal proceedings. People that don't understand the reason between being detained & arrested or think that every hearing is the time to argue shouldn't be allowed to essentially waste resources. One of the questions should be about jurisdiction!

[@jaykay1053]

@ I’ve thought so for a while, too. I think the problem is that there’s a Constitutional right to represent one’s self. Am I right about that? I’ve seen some judges appear to use lack of legal knowledge and experience as a reason to deny a defendant the right to represent one’s self, but I don’t understand why they don’t all do that. Anyone know why? Do you think-now that there is precedent showing that the sovcit defence is meritless-that a sovcit defence could be enough to deny them the right?

[@26hurban]

This guy is gonna be 1 of Trumps next cabinet picks 😂

[@Eudiamonia77]

Head of White House legal counsel.

[@kayvee9094]

Actually he's gonna be Biden's Home Health Aide.

[@rickmiller1440]

Actually idiot it looks like another Harris DEI hire...The Adults are back in charge..deal with it

[@MisterPlanePilot]

The prosecutor, yes exactly. Let's not make things political when they have nothing to do with it. People watch these to get away from all the shit in the world, so respectfully fuck your politics and political opinion, let us just watch a LTWM video and laugh without trying to turn it into something is not

[@zedeyejoe]

I love the defence, 'Other evidence was not presented'.

[@vivaldi1948]

He has no idea what the words mean that he is speaking. He's a maroon.

[@suek7086]

Lol

[@k8mcawesome]

According to any -Bey, every traffic stop is unlawful… at least he is actually reading from the state constitution though

[@marthahornbostel1679]

That little part known as Discovery 😅😂😂

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dd-ey9xp]

That was truly something special. Fantastic!

[@madmonalisa]

u got 2 love a fez in court lmao the moors r special sovshits! to funny!

[@bryonshahan9651]

This is hilarious.... Anytime a defendant start saying ummm and ummm I mean... Ummm you know they're full of it and grasping for straws

[@marilynsmith365]

Dang, that's a long 10 minutes! 🇦🇺

[@kaywhy9545]

Wow Mike!!!! What a very semi competent video

[@lordraydens]

sweats and a hoodie. this should be good

[@ScubaFanatic60]

His hat puts yours to shame LTWM!

[@jeanchavez2952]

It is funny how most of these people are related with the last name Bay lol😂

[@ConsciousExpression]

It's not their actual name. They think Bey means they're from Morocco

[@helgafrahmann4201]

Bey mean ruler, boss, general, king ! Its not her name, (this def named davis) but they hanging bey after her simple names, while they want herself feel ,,bey!" It is not her name ! You can go, to be a moor and then you can name yourself jean chavez bey !!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂