Hilariously Cringe Dating Show ft. The Most Christian Incel | Reacting to The Cut

[@Sneaker3719]

In a weird way, the Christian dude was like a dragon that the ladies had to eliminate before they could greet their loving prince.

[@tylerandrews55]

Don't insult dragons

[@MrRizeAG]

Well, it is entertainment. There's a reason these channels tend to cast the most distinct people they can find.

[@CRSB00]

if I'm not mistaken, all of them were Christian never mind I remember that one woman who said "actually I'm atheist" or something like that when she was beeped out.

[@KuLaydMahn]

Don't say it like that, he'll think he's cool

[@Infamousblackbird]

yeah he was twat blocking lol

[@varun009]

This is so obviously a defense mechanism. He knows that they can't critisize him if he rejects then first. Pathetic.

[@Cullinyan]

If he hits it first, he gets to stick around and chat to more ladies and maybe find his christian tradwife

[@boringstuff1542]

@@Cullinyan That ain't going to happen.

[@varun009]

@@azlanadil3646 highly unlikely. Trolls lean into it a bit more obviously

[@h4724-q6j]

@@boringstuff1542 he probably thinks it's more likely than a normal person not finding him unbearable.

[@sluttyMapleSyrup]

​@@Cullinyan On _this_ dating show? Never gonna happen lol But I appreciate your optimism :D

[@bean8672]

So your a christian? Name every jesus

[@flaminggarbage8241]

There is only one Jesus amen 🙏 and his name is vowch

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Black Jesus, Korean Jesus, Obi Wan Kenobi, GOPsus, Historically Accurate, and Your Own Personal.

[@randommacguffin1948]

​@@ChrisLeeW00 You forgot penguinz0

[@ezachleewright2309]

​@@randommacguffin1948 And Keanu Reeves

[@tomisaacson2762]

​@@ChrisLeeW00 supply side Jesus

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I think unless you're insanely insecure and petty they won't let you in this show

[@LoneWulf278]

😂

[@justin-md4xm]

That's just people

[@tomisaacson2762]

Are there ever any ugly people???

[@Morbing_Time]

I mean the furry they had that one time was pretty sweet

[@RevolutionaryGuitar]

@@tomisaacson2762 I don’t know, I think that Christian speed button presser guy was pretty ugly. He definitely wasn’t good looking by any metric.

[@presidenttogekiss635]

I love that he was rejected by the first christian girl lol.

[@notMattGarska]

I love to think she isn't religious at all, but tried to honey pot him, so he'd drop his guard and she'd be able to kick him out.

[@simplicitylost]

@@notMattGarska The girl whose name is Irish? Oh I _totally_ think she was baiting him. If I had been the girl before her, I woulda been like “good luck, girl” on my way out.

[@YokaiX]

​@@simplicitylostnah not Irish, they're talking about the blonde lady who eventually liked the Asian guy.

[@tyrannotitanentertainment7579]

@@notMattGarskaclever girl

[@kstar1489]

No I think she’s Christian, just more casually while he was full on intense judgmental type

[@user-up1op3kz9q]

This guy gives off insane “got straight C’s in school but always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room” vibes

[@unshavenpanda2558]

“Einstein failed school you know”

[@peopleofearth6250]

No he didn't. That's actually a myth.

[@hoenheim94]

Lol they caught him monologuing, those sly dogs

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

Literally!!!

[@masonchristian2311]

the incredibles 😭

[@cypress2647]

I can't believe this!

[@noobist85]

He does give off vindictive Syndrome vibes doesn't he.

[@gostchiken]

This dude absolutely has furniture made of women's skin in his basement.

[@ezachleewright2309]

LMAO

[@niceguy2527]

Because he knows what he wants?

[@Kaeresh]

Weirdly, this describes exactly the vibe I get from him... I couldn't even finish the whole vid.

[@johnmilius3031]

@@niceguy2527 They judge him by his looks. Very shallow people.

[@hyperboliccancers3269]

What right man would have it any other way?

[@JackgarPrime]

Holy shit this dude has been training on how to hit that button as fast as possible. Where did they find this guy? I bet he knew that every girl would try to button him out so he made sure he got fast enough to get them out first.

[@madaemon]

100% "I buzzed so many hot Stacys. They were totally into me, but I have higher standards."

[@radio2fort410]

oh yeah, that's impressive he was waiting for it lol. It was surprising, like, he was watching them the entire time, 100% tensed for it.

[@dayvena8191]

That dude is 100 percent a whatifalthist Stan

[@NotUp2Much]

this guy is probably his brother

[@thatsbougie]

he has strong feelings about what he calls "degeneracy" I bet

[@gerbilpmc]

why are you picking on him

[@HBC200]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

[@LeylaKaratas]

the most reddit atheist-like christian i've ever seen

[@sycration]

Bizarro world

[@ezachleewright2309]

True

[@adenjones1802]

This man lives off of the euphoria of his own intelligence or however the quote goes

[@BleedForTheWorld]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in God’s existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[@rainbowkrampus]

"M'God."

[@DimaRakesah]

"I feel like these videos are designed to make single people despair". It's so true. So much content about dating is super over dramatized, unrealistic and doomer-y. that last couple was adorable, though. The guy seemed particularly nice. I'd totally go on a date with someone like that.

[@tomisaacson2762]

It's really designed to make people looking for a relationship despair.

[@joey_youtube]

But what's the goal? I really don't get it.

[@masterplusmargarita]

​@@joey_youtube It's online content. The end goal is always to get more clicks. Stuff that instills strong emotions in you, even if they're negative, is more likely to get you to come back, that's just how humans go.

[@nahuel3433]

Eh IDK. To me it's backwards. I look at those people and go "Oh thank god I'm not such a lolcow like these motherfuckers. There is hope yet for me!"

[@kstar1489]

Yeah he seemed nice I agree, I would too. Quite handsome as well

[@rishabhanand4973]

2:29 she said "i barely even hug my mom" which he then replied "i take it physical touch is not your love language". He didn't say that in response to her saying no to the smelling the arm pits thing

[@joey_youtube]

Women not letting them smell their armpits is an affront to god tho tbf

[@unclebobboomergames]

"Never been invited to parties" in human form

[@leosklein2573]

I like to think the producers are like "This idiot is so fucking cringe. We HAVE to get him on the show."

[@beezerk4509]

It's weird as fuck that his entire demeanor changed when speaking to the apparently non-mixed race Asian woman. He was miles nicer to her at the convo opening than any of the others.

[@YokaiX]

But as soon as she showed some kind of ignorance of Christian theology, you can see a clear shift in his attitude towards his usual condescension, and proceeded to demonstrate his own ignorance and lack of knowledge on Christian theology and theology in general; no elaboration on how the Trinity actually works in most denominations, and mentions Muhammad but doesn't say a thing about how Jesus is one of the most important lsIamic prophets of lsIam along with Muhammad, Moses, Abraham, Noah etc.

[@moralkombat66]

Exactly what i was thinking

[@strayiggytv]

Gurentee dude works off 4chsn stereotyping.

[@Allison_Hart]

i agree, don't go up to a woman saying "you have beautiful eyes" etc. i think Michael did great because, well a) it's a dating show and b) he complimented something innocuous like her nails to start, which is a better compliment because you're also complimenting the person's fashion/taste which is something they have control over. (and complimenting their ability to do their nails, if they did it themselves.) then you can escalate to strictly-physical-appearance compliments later. but i think, early on, lead with compliments that are nicer towards someone's accomplishments or style. that's my personal opinion/advice anyway, feel free to disagree!

[@painunending4610]

I'd rather be complimented on something physical. To use your example being complimented on my nails would be nice but the thing is anyone can paint nails. If someone complimented me on my eyes for example I'd like it more because my eyes are unique to me

[@TheVaryox]

I really wish she would have just told him that his idea of flirting is more of an aggressive interrogation and intense probing than anything resembling a pleasant conversation.

[@Zagafur]

honestly this show tends to get the most judgemental people that hit the button the secpnd they see ANY imperfection

[@Morbing_Time]

Thats the point of this show lmao

[@TheVaryox]

That's just what the rules incentivise. The first chance is after just 5 seconds or something and if you aren't the first to press the button, you're out - smashing it the first chance you get is the only logical conclusion if you want to get ahead, is it not? The other option is to bet on the other person not pressing it, but they most likely will, because of the aforementioned logic.

[@gaphic]

Most people are actually like that, it’s just that USUALLY this hasty rejection stage doesn’t happen IRL in a setting where bailing out is explicitly ok. Have you ever watched someone swipe through a dating app? There is absolutely no flaw too small lol

[@roozbehdehgahi937]

Is it just me or does Austin's body language read like he is just waiting to press the button from the get go?

[@casscody3488]

His body language reads like Jeffrey Dahmer passing on people he doesn't wanna kill

[@KuLaydMahn]

Oh yeah

[@annablabka8653]

He knows that every woman would push that button

[@TheBigJConYouTube]

Any Christian layperson (with very rare exception) whi claims to “study theology” is at best grossly exaggerating and at worst a flat lie. I was the guy in my church that actually started to study theology and it made me an atheist lol

[@viridianacortes9642]

I have studied theology and ancient near eastern context. And boy. It didn’t take away my faith. But it did make me realize many modern practitioners of the faith don’t know a lot about their holy book, and also religions are all just the same candy in a different wrapper. Everything is complex and no one know what is truly going on. So why we fighting?

[@TheBigJConYouTube]

@@viridianacortes9642 aside from the fact I think religion is brain poison, I don't like antiempyrical means being used to justify legislation and crimes.

[@martinklouda3715]

Based

[@henryramos3416]

Dude tries his hardest to push the button first so he doesnt get rejected. This is S tier grandmaster levels of cope

[@thomas-wr1fj]

it didn't hit me that not everyone is a The Button connoisseur. I have watched so many people watch it that I was confused by vaush's lack of button knowledge

[@JackgarPrime]

Is The Button Voice always trying to stir shit?

[@thomas-wr1fj]

@@JackgarPrime yes it loves to ask the absolute worst questions. I think it's a demon, just my theory though

[@newflesh666]

it almost seems like a horror movie premise

[@allisoncastle]

Rightt I was like uh wtf is he talking about 😛

[@joey_youtube]

​@@thomas-wr1fj get better hobbies for the love of god

[@kristennnnn9038]

That guy gives off the vibe of being like matt walsh's little brother or somthing

[@TheBigfeet83]

The "nice clavicle" comment and laugh got me. I laughed out loud so hard I got tears.

[@devoid5637]

It was sure a nice one, that also got me by surprise!

[@IMelkor42]

"The slow hand touches the button" Got me good lol

[@devoid5637]

@@IMelkor42 Yeah! Actually that whole segment was hilarious...

[@matthewsanchez7953]

"Sorry, it just felt a little bit like you would force me into breeding and scullery work..."

[@DimaRakesah]

BINGO

[@bunklypeppz]

Too bad Vaush didn't notice that the Christian guy seemed to randomly get a makeover right before the date with the redhead girl. I thought that was a pretty random and funny detail.

[@samuelbarber5097]

20:35 most of the hyper devout old people don't question their own faith because they've put so much time into it that they can't imagine not believing anymore and are afraid of if they are wrong.

[@ezachleewright2309]

That's a good way of putting it

[@chunguschungus]

In anything, including religion, the most dogmatic people who can't question their position or get very agitated and try to shut you down the moment you do are that way because they're insecure over it. They fear losing their position and have a lot of doubts or little genuine reasoning for it so they filter any alternate possibilities out, refusing to think or argue about it, often just restating it with more anger and condemnation when forced to. In a way it makes them come off as more confident or even certain because their cope refusal to consider the ways they could be wrong almost becomes an invincible and aggressive confidence, always seeking validation and attacking any other view without truly addressing them. It's hard to change their mind because they dismiss anything that could, their insecurity and genuine uncertainty but need of maintaining the belief has them believe it axiomatically.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

If Reddit was a person lol

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

nah, it's more like if 4chan was a person, Reddit is more of an atheist.

[@TheRealZanryu]

He's definitely an evangelical.

[@rainbowkrampus]

I feel like someone told her the dude was being a weirdo and that he was christian, or maybe she overheard him, and so she went in with the goal of taking him down. The way she went for the button from below the table, so as to conceal her movement, it's like she was already planning how to get him before she even sat down. I'll admit though, dude was cringier than I could have imagined. Had me rolling.

[@SS-xr7jf]

That’s a possibility. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some of these where, if to many in a row of the girls get rejected quickly, they catch on that the guy is a picky, judgmental and/or shallow turd that they need to get by for any of them to have a date. This guy was insufferable enough that she might have been being perfectly genuine in words while her distaste is masked via socialization to be polite and feign interest.

[@lovaloo763]

I think his second Christian gatekeeping question was about confirming that she's a trinitarian and he just worded it poorly (?)

[@kevinandorsusie]

I forget if Vaush or another comment pointed out, that he could've streamlined the whole process by just straight up asking their denomination if they have one. Makes me wonder if he even has one himself or actually knows much about the religion he follows or if he just likes to lord it over ppl. Like he acted chuffed when that one girl asked him to elaborate on his interest in theology, as if it should've been obvious he specifically meant christian Theology. But theology is just the study of religion not necessarily the abrahamic faiths. It was perfectly reasonable for her to ask.

[@lovaloo763]

@@kevinandorsusie A substantial amount of Christians will tell you they are a "non-denominational Christian" which usually means "I'm a protestant who may or may not attend a Baptist church, but I don't study the bible and I don't really care about Christian theology". He might have been trying to gauge something specific, but I think he was just being domineering. Most Christians I've met don't study other sects of Christianity, much less other religions. I think he was condescending with everyone until the ginger-haired girl said she was a Christian too. What a great payoff. 🤣

[@kevinandorsusie]

@@lovaloo763 her slow reach for the button while he was too distracted trying to sound smart was the cherry on top

[@joegibbskins]

@@kevinandorsusie yeah he likes “theology” but he also doesn’t read books. He likes these sort of surface level internet arguments about Christianity, but I don’t think he would have a good idea of what it would mean if she said “I grew up Presbyterian”. He has big trad cath energy, but those weirdos are prepared to talk at length about Aquinas or Augustine or the magisterium of the church or whatever.

[@dinodare1605]

My Christian family are COGIC. What's the taxonomy of that? I don't want to ask, I've never heard the distinctions so I assume it would turn into a problem.

[@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug]

I didn't know WhatifAltHist had a brother.

[@agentzapdos4960]

8:35 There's the Jesus I work with doing landscaping. He's a wizard with the hedge trimmers.

[@lighningfingers]

We need more Vaush “the button” reacts

[@Teratoma..]

The dude smashing the button mid-sentence just to make sure the girl couldn't hit it first was hilarious

[@agentblackfyre5922]

The fact that this was 20% me in 7th grade makes me glad I didn't ask my crush out

[@Argumemnon]

Gee how stupid was I, chatting with my GF long distance for months (she's from Japan) to develop a relationship slowly until we eventually got married. If only I sped through it with a questionnaire!

[@jmckenzie962]

20:45 Wendigoon is a devout Christian and seems like a really cool guy. You don't feel like you're being talked down to when he talks about his faith.

[@Nickodemo1st]

😂😂😂 "Wendigoon" has me laughing unnecessarily hard

[@jilliansmaniotto2326]

9:01 the pure joy at that guy getting bounced 😂😂😂

[@EatHoneyBeeHappy]

That third girl was totally interested in learning more about Jesus Christ and the dude just immediately booted her, like wtf he clearly doesn't give a shit about saving souls for Jesus and spreading Christianity. She probably read more of the Bible than he has.

[@guineppe3405]

After watching Cody ko react to every episode of the button, seeing someone watch this show for the first time is wild. VAUSH DOESNT KNOW THE LORE!!!

[@phrygianphreak4428]

Home boy straight up pulled the “but are you a REAL gamer” card 🤣🤣🤣

[@zotaninoron3548]

Um, actually... that's crane style windmill strike. *Pushes glasses up bridge of nose.*

[@will_from_pa]

The Christian guy uploaded his own video reviewing his "performance". I am begging Vaush to watch it on stream Edit: His channel is “What I Perceive Productions” and the video is titled: Christian Dominates Cut’s “The Button”

[@adenjones1802]

Please no. I don't want to die of cancer.

[@lovaloo763]

I need to see the video

[@TheBiggestMoneyBoy]

Where can u find this I have to see this

[@ASymbolicSymbol]

LINK please for the love of RA!

[@matthewharrison6345]

Please show us

[@ItsComicG]

I fucking hate the button. Its the meaniest most awful people incentivized to be mean and reject others by the rules of the game. It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a meaningful connection this way.

[@tequilasunset8628]

this show seems cringe overall but i'm rooting for the last two

[@Jx493]

This is just how The Button is played. Everyone who goes on this show wants to become an influencer and tries to press the button first to get more air time. The whole point is to get exposure.

[@HaleyStark.]

Lol no one wants to be rejected so they rush to push the button first. I've never seen anyone last.

[@Korvmannen]

"Nice guys finish last" got a whole new meaning here

[@someotherwag]

When people say "Southern Baptist," they often mean the Southern Baptist Convention. There are Baptists who are Southern like Martin Luther King, but there's a group called the Southern Baptist Convention that started with the Baptist churches that were pro-slavery. MLK was not part of the Southern Baptist Convention.

[@ALittleBitOfGay]

Yeah there are Baptists in the south who are alright, but the SBC has a very high percentage of Hitler particles

[@LilSenwolf]

Rumor has it he's calling that girl judas to this day

[@EaglesQuestions]

8:55 LOL this laughter brings me so much joy, Vaush!

[@Ellipsis115]

This type of video litterally maximises making dating look like the shallowest thing - the creator must know this and is probably in favour of that. You fear having the button pressed on you and the more you click the longer you play, its actually kinda nessesary to press it unless youre certain this is the best person for you which is impossible is like 10seconds of meeting them, not even an introduction, and you just need one person to make ot their goal to do this and these people stay in by natural selection because they care too much about pressing the button. Its a dumb idea

[@dre7508]

interesting seeing someone watch a late episode as their first one. ppl were way more hesitant to hit the button in the early ones. now that ppl are familiar with the show they’re more ruthless

[@MatPost]

I have a feeling that the "le reddit theist incel" is just putting an act as advised by the management so that the vid can garner more views.....cuz i refused to believe he is an actual person they just nonchalantly put on their show.

[@comyuse9103]

apparently he made a video about it and thought he was "dominating"

[@Laura-oe2dl]

I bet this guy would also complain about women's 'high standards' when it comes to dating...

[@eliasfakename7158]

I'm happy the last two got another date, they were vibing pretty well.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

what's whatifalthist doing on the show

[@michaelregis1015]

Nah, the joke doesn't fly. You know damn well whatifalthist doesn't go outside.

[@psychicbyinternet]

That Christian dude reminds me of a cursed version of Jughead from Riverdale.

[@saudade7842]

That last dude was actually really cute, the woman too, I'm rooting for them

[@c.harlotte]

The Button: the good ending

[@nanchoparty]

That last woman looks like Sophie Turner. No joke, she looks like Sansa Stark if she never had any baggage.

[@DodgeDart]

The Rizzler in the polo stole our Virgin Kings red haired prize.

[@notavailable6460]

I like the defense mechanism of blocking himself with his arms on table to not only hide and protect himself but to slap them down fast

[@Elids]

Try watching at 2.0 speed. You barely even register his hand movements lol

[@gabrielsatter]

When is V going on the Cut? It's filmed in Seattle.

[@sleepyblue8]

vaush, my dog says “hey”

[@mogscugg2639]

Source?

[@goodmusicofthegoodkind]

@@mogscugg2639hello I am the dogs lawyer

[@sleepyblue8]

@@goodmusicofthegoodkind hello, I was wondering when you would show up.

[@sleepyblue8]

@@mogscugg2639 look in your heart

[@tomisaacson2762]

Tell your dog I say hello via pets

[@austing2473]

What I'm learning is that if I want to have the rizz I can't compliment people on their veins :( /s

[@b.p.emma.]

i like how vaushes australian accent is just his normal voice but deeper

[@ChannelMan434]

I lost a lot of trust in Vaush when he said he liked the way a polo with the collar popped looked

[@hamzah5643]

this isnt just bad at talkin to women, im a straight guy, and id feel put off by him in any situation, like even if i just bought some juice from him in a shop, id take it n get the fak out

[@viridianacortes9642]

I’ve met many men like him at my church (one reason I left that church). They tend to use Jesus as a shield for their insecurity. If they meet a strong woman they feel intimidated by, they say, “I’m not into her. Too secular. Not a woman of God.” But even my most religious girls knew they were too much of an insecure losers to admit they have attraction to those women and just couldn’t handle the fact that they’d enforce boundaries and have autonomy.

[@TheRealLeewon]

This guy is setting off my alarm bells… wouldn’t surprise me if he will do/has done some shady things

[@alexmaverick6647]

I can’t believe this dude was gatekeeping Christianity 😂

[@gilgabro420]

Imagine starting a conversation with "do you believe in god". I get that it's a speed date thing but for real?

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Eh, I respect it. He's trying to filter out people he knows he won't get along with.

[@theleasthigh]

That man wont date someone unless they also believe a jew should be put on a cross. Yikes!!!😬

[@themaster408]

That incel was hilarious and the last two were so cute.

[@shocknawe]

Vaush sounds like a grandpa, lost on how this all works and it’s brilliant.

[@alexorhuxley]

I think he was trying to suss out like... if she was a Chalcedonian or something? Because there were, historically, schools of thought that suggested Jesus the Human and Jesus the God were like, two separate entities within a singular identity, but as far as I know no modern, mainstream denominations hold that belief. This dude is absolutely wild.

[@drewbiedubious1723]

This video is making me cringe so hard I feel like I’m dying

[@janellecande]

same LMAOO

[@June26A7]

8:48 Yes there is actually. In Gnosticism there are 2 versions of Jesus the normal human Jesus and the Divine Jesus.

[@lonelyone69]

I find it ironic af that this guy is so into theology while simultaneously trying to act like theology isn't an interpretation 😂 he genuinely believes his interpretation is THE interpretation 😂

[@Midnight_Freefall]

The entire premise for this "dating show" is ridiculous

[@DodgeDart]

It’s really stupid. I just applied. If I make it on I wouldn’t take the actual game seriously.

[@DodgeDart]

@Logan_Star_69 how? Can i not think that the show is dumb while still wanting to be featured on it?

[@DodgeDart]

@Logan_Star_69 First it’s not hypocritical on my end. Second, I never said, “I want it to cease existing.” I just said it is stupid. It’s okay to like/acknowledge stupid things (like entertainment) and still support its existence. It’s like when someone says, “it’s so bad it’s good”, or when someone says, “this is my guiltily pleasure.” I acknowledge that the product has flaws and is silly in a dumb way- but if given the opportunity I would participate in some dumb fun where I get to attempt to juke people at pressing a button. While still being fully aware to not actually expect a relationship/date out of it.

[@communications23]

In Illuminatus! trilogy, post-ressurection Jesus is actually Malaclypse the Elder, priest of Melchizedek and Erisian priest who tries to fix things after Jesus fucked them up and also introduces Bingo into the Church.

[@LeetMasterAce]

This guy should *not* be allowed to hold his arms up on the table like that. It's basically cheating.

[@SSmotzer]

Fun fact, Yahweh was the ancient Canaanite god of creation and metallurgy, and traces of this mythology survived all the way into the New testament. When Yahweh created man he gave them a metal only they had the power to wield, that metal being iron. This is why when God placed himself in the Arc of the Covenant, the marauders riding iron chariots were immune to the power of God, and it's why in the Book of Revelations Jesus returns with an iron rod. Because since Jesus is a man, he can wield iron, unlike God or Satan, and it's the only thing in creation that can kill Satan... which also implies iron is capable of killing God as well.

[@ezachleewright2309]

What other kinds of animals can yield any kind of metal??

[@kevinandorsusie]

It's interesting how a lot of mythology ties types of metals to weaknesses. Like iron is supposed to be a weakness for fae too, and silver is considered a "pure" metal which is why it's a weakness for vampires and werewolves. Mirrors also used to be backed with silver which I'm pretty sure is why "vampires can't be seen in them". Metal and specific plants, like wolfsbane and garlic

[@romanrepublic1356]

I thought he was a storm/war god.

[@ezachleewright2309]

Okay, upon reading your entire comment, I think you might just have kind of a crazy interpretation of the Bible

[@adenjones1802]

Thats not nessisarily correct. The correct pronounciation is Ehyeh and its the hebrew word for I am. Or I exist. It would be weird for the etimology of the hebrew word for I exist, to be the caananite god of metalurgy.

[@justinharris2320]

It seems like such a childish concept. Start a conversation with someone, then hit the buzzer to cut them off and feel validation. You could be the biggest loser and buzz an absolutely wonderful people just to feel important like you rejected a 10 out of 10

[@cltrhyve5932]

Yo at 8:59 all I can think is syndrome from incredibles, “you sly dog you got me monologuing.” Lmao

[@MisterRorschach90]

Hank dresses more like a mafia boss rather than a standard off duty cop. It’s still considered a polo shirt even if it’s a fill button up. Because it’s the polo collar that is what makes it a polo shirt.

[@MMircea]

"The lesson is: We are watching two human beings interact. And you all need that sometimes. "

[@MattZaharias]

Watching Michael and the gal at the end was so worthwhile.

[@NeedsContent]

The first woman, Serena seemed pretty chill honestly. like who the hell would want some stranger smelling your armpits, first off. Also, that religious dingus... gross.

[@FeyPax]

Agree the green polo looks nice on that dude. I’d usually also be anti polo but dating an Asian man, polos are still pretty common for Asian men in other countries and In America to wear polos for nice events. I mean still I suppose white guys wear polos too but there’s a line between douchey and looking genuinely nice. But olive/dark green is always a nice choice. Also holy fuck that couples energy is super refreshing. A little awkward but they hit it on pretty instantly. Really gives the perspective of a nice man in an honest relationship vs an incel.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Polos are also required wear at a lot of snooty golf courses.

[@leroture7750]

So to explain the game, from what I saw, when the button flashes red, either person can press it. Whoever presses it first stays while the other is forced off. This game doesn’t really incentivize pettiness, per se, but simply pressing the button first as a cause in itself. Well technically it should incentivize the first two people to just sit there for 10 minutes and not even think of the button. If a person across from you has shown they are engaging in that strategy, your best move is to follow along. If not, it’s very VERY likely someone will press the button against you just cause they realize you aren’t going by that strat.

[@IMelkor42]

"Just be normal" Damn... Foiled again

[@absynthe9820]

I would have hit the button immediately, I don't trust a man who wears a beanie because of Tim Poole.

[@justice5408]

12:00 screw off Vaush I’m poor and can’t afford nice shirts so I buy polos for nice occasions

[@smaakjeks]

If either player suspects they are about to be rejected, they try to slam the button first. It's not that hard to figure out. If you reject the other person, you still stand a chance at that second date all expenses paid XD

[@CanadaWaxSolvent]

The Christian dude gave off a strong newly minted Christian vibe. He believes about to start winning.

[@MrGizzyRey]

Literally caught by monologuing