Horrible Histories The Pharoh Report

[@jazzzyy13]

That guy is brilliant xD "And back over to Sam to blow out the candles!" *awkward blowing out of candles*

[@Cinedragon]

'So it's double ewwwww' I love this report guy. He's hilarious

[@lcfcsince2016]

Times this much! *lots*

[@Doomsday-yo7lh]

"His daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation" Am I the only one who got that reference?

[@BlueSwampyCraft]

Haha I only got it now that you said it aand it's a good one XD

[@laurnias1516]

I'm sad that I JUST got that -____-

[@googamp32]

+findingbuglantis It's jokes like that which always make me jealous that American educational programming isn't like British educational programming.

[@anthonyteasley3837]

i dont get it please tell me the refrence

[@devito8183]

Lol

[@lucastheunicorn2082]

"His daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation" 😂😂😂

[@ew6483]

Lucas The Unicorn I love how it’s a funny joke and not offensive (which is rare for those types of jokes).

[@oliverpony]

Especially if your Caitlyn Jenner

[@Scaled.Stories1]

@@oliverpony 💀💀💀

[@GreyLiam]

They weren’t wrong…takes 72 days to mummify someone.

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

​@@oliverpony*you're

[@lawrencem6945]

“His daddy became a mummy, that’s a complicated procedure” Don’t think I’ve laughed so much

[@jeffreygao3956]

Akhenaten was the guy who tried to force monotheism on Egypt to seize power from the priesthood of Amun.

[@BlackCat24680]

He is also known as Tutankhamen Tutankhamon Tutankhatem Amen-tut-amkh Steve King Tut

[@star.interlude]

*STEVE*

[@rosiemaunder5288]

But probably not Steve

[@Wolf6119]

Clearly, most of the people in the comments don't know how Bob Hale works.

[@me-dc8pj]

You know quarantine is getting to you when you start rewatching these at midnight. Oh, wait, sorry no. I'd be doing that anyway!

[@sky94508]

"Yes his Daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation."

[@spikemurphy5054]

I’m glad I’m old, so I can understand this line. It’s not even offensive to trans people, which is a rarity to find.

[@Chronos146]

i always loved theses segmeants

[@DeeCross]

Steve? So that's why the Millennium Rod only works on people with that name!

[@lukasbaral5108]

XD not many people will get that

[@sconesandjam]

Dee Cross I see you have green hair... Do you also screw the rules?

[@DeeCross]

Sadly, it's not the green I need.

[@olivermcgimpsey841]

Foolish fool Bakura

[@chrisd2051]

Whatever that guy is on give me three.

[@sonyahammond2834]

1:18 he laughed at his own joke 😂😂

[@Kakashiofthemangakyo]

@MultiBelle22 haha, I really liked that part too, my top 3 moments in this pharoh report were "The Daddy Became The Mummy", "Uncle Ay said he'll keep an eye on him", and "Except probably not steve"

[@madvulcan8964]

2:38 Happy 99th birthday Nanny Bob!!!

[@lillypadwhite_9969]

“Though probably not Steve”. Gets me every time!

[@MissAnime111]

HAHA the way larry goes "UUUHHHGGHHHH" is priceless!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@Jessica_Kirk]

That's 1:36!!

[@judydiyvlogschallenges9008]

Also known as Steve,probably not Steve.

[@thecupidstunt]

ik 😂

[@mattsta127]

"So his daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation"... That is just brilliant :P

[@pabloneizion2592]

'His daddy becomes a mummy, which is a very complex operation' XD 😆

[@jaguarking02]

"Tutankhamen, Tutankhamon, Tutankhhaten, Amen-tut-ankh, Steve, and King Tut though probably not Steve" hilarious :D

[@musicgal365]

When I watched this yesterday, it was Nanny Bob's birthday!

[@tinaloye2014]

i love how Sam is always confused at the end :)

[@Urmomisdele]

This paired with the songs makes horrible histories one of the best shows I’ve ever seen

[@hibiscuspuddle]

Bob's nan is named...... Bob? Did anyone else notice this?

[@catimakittycat5938]

We learned not to question Bob

[@tnakai1971jp]

Ay will keep an eye on things - I bust out laughing nearly spewing coffee out my mouth.

[@moonlightblaster]

I love English humor.

[@hanaortiz7596]

who doesn't

[@jeffreygao3956]

Too boring to run a country? More like too difficult!

[@SilentArtist269]

No question cross my heart scout's honour swear on my Nan's life And what a life she had! LOL

[@soneko9494]

The EWW levels in this video are OVER 9000!!!!

[@MRCHIBBLEY]

Happy birthday nanny bob !!!!!!!!! Its been her birthday 5 times this week now

[@misssupercookie2011]

A chap called Ay who says he'll keep an EYE on things BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!

[@geographymathmaster]

Wow she must be great!! I've never heard of someone swimming across Ireland. lol

[@EhAmes94]

Or so we thought......... *Bob bashes through my bedroom door, and explains even more to me*

[@IdoTheChoombi]

All hail our godly ruler, may he live forever, STEVE!

[@thecupidstunt]

haha

[@julietsimonini5294]

oncle nye he said :" he would keep and eye on him"

[@Harmony-wj8ji]

Happy Birthday Nanny Bob! XD

[@Miss65boo]

Love it! Especially his reaction to all the incest!

[@misspinkpunkykat]

That announcer guy reminds me of Jack Septic Eye.

[@hung9839]

His accent...?

[@me-dc8pj]

@@hung9839 Maybe just cause the way he talks, super fast, energetic and loud

[@onemercilessming1342]

These are simply BRILLIANT!!

[@lifethroughcoraslenses36]

Pharohnough, keep and eye on things! He's so funny!

[@EditorOfSL]

@Kakashiofthemangakyo "Ah, yes, his Daddy becomes a Mummy, which is a very complicated procedure!" Also a classic x

[@indiewhatstheirname2125]

a very difficult procedure

[@sarahodge2163]

I watched this in school today and many others but this was my favorite:)

[@TheArkan6]

love this show i miss london such civilized people the Brits are greetings from Central Asia

[@YafeitYemane]

2:40 What a life. Born in Dublin to a blind darts player, the first woman to swim across Ireland, And would you believe it? She's 99 today. So come on, everyone. # Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you # Happy Birthday, Nanny Bob, Happy birthday to you. # And back over to Sam to blow out the candles. Sam.

[@rachelmcgrath74]

IT THINKS IT FORGETS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[@coolorwot123]

i love how he always saying But not for long

[@koolnomi95]

@coombeslauren I think that one was more for the parents because when my Mum heard it we had to pause the show because she was laughing so hard.

[@DEIMOSLOL]

this is possibly the funniest thing I've come across all week

[@fuzzymoonbear5151]

and his daddy became his mummy!

[@noirchan2969]

klol

[@Adamantablade]

+FuzzyMoonBear Like Caitlin Jenner

[@OrigamibyHitoshi]

+TheMagnificentNarcissist LOL so true

[@poilboiler]

+FuzzyMoonBear which is a very complex operation.

[@soneko9494]

Well strange things happened in ancient Egypt

[@AccidentalNinja]

I'd say the Egyptian royal family tree is a double helix, but it's probably much more complicated & messier than that.

[@0devoid865]

i would play the banjo here, but i doubt those existed at that point

[@0ThatCostsMoney0]

I'll never believer anyone anymore when they say "And that was the end of that"

[@nathanleannhines6411]

my name's steve, ruler of Egypt!

[@beatlemaniac]

Fun fact: Laurence Rickard did every single Bob Hale sketch in just one take.

[@lizziegoodman1826]

fantastic fantastic love this so much

[@rachelmcgrath74]

The Nanny's Birthday song makes me cry and Hale forgets it's my birthday

[@giangnguyen-wo7qi]

have anyone seen Sora wa Akai Kawa no Hotori ? I should've seen it comming

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

1:34 - 1:40 I know how you feel, Bob

[@tintinismybelgian]

Cool info, though I don't know if it's especially relevant to this particular video. This video's focus mainly seems to be on Tut's strange inbreeding and family drama - not with the socio-religious influences of the period.

[@blondemario]

@MakeCakeNotSense It's even funnier when Bob lists all of Tutankhamen's name; the thing becomes clueless. I ROTFL'd

[@Kerriangel]

Bob Hale totally stole the show at the Proms :D

[@tintinismybelgian]

Happy birthday, Nan!

[@J3ennife4]

There is actually a theory out there that since there was so much relative marriages out in ainceint (I know that I didn't spell that correctly) Egypt, that it's the reason why king tut died. All of his genetic abnormalities

[@magpiesky8875]

Ay was actually just an advisor, he had no relation to the royal family other than maybe being a distant cousin. And after he married ankhesenamun (Mrs. Tut) she disappeared from history. Shortly afterward ay died, leaving the country under the control of a military general, now pharaoh Horemheb

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

1:35 That's my love life in a nutshell 0:57 One of the best lines of Horrible Histories

[@KingOfGamesss]

Your Love Life is with your Sibling/Parent?

[@waterbaby8360]

Many errors, but given when this episode was produced, it's understandable.

[@AccidentalNinja]

I'm interested in hearing what the errors are.

[@waterbaby8360]

@@AccidentalNinja ....King Tutankhamen died from illness caused by inbreeding. He didn't have a broken leg. He had a clubbed foot and a scoliosis of the spine. His other foot was flat-footed. He also had a cleft palate and the worst strain (on several occasions) of malaria. He died likely from an associated illness.

[@AccidentalNinja]

@@waterbaby8360 Thanks!

[@aquatera3815]

@@waterbaby8360 I remember watching a show either on History channel or National Geographic that explored his death, from their research and examination of his mummy, they concluded that the death might have been caused by an actual accident, the injuries from which were made worse by Tut's generaly poor health condition. Tut's funeral was a hurried afair, since the king was young and was not expected to die so soon, they did not prepare properly for his final burial. He was placed in a tomb that was not originally made for him, the famous golden funeral mask that was placed on his mummy belonged to some other female relative originally, scholars speculate it was Nefertiti's, his own mother. That show aired only a few years ago, so the research is still relatively up to date.

[@janeyrevanescence12]

back then, many royal egyptian marriages were between siblings. And she was his half-sister.

[@puckabrinagrimm562]

"Love you Nan" lol...

[@jennyhorsburgh8283]

I LOVE HORRIBLE HISTORIES

[@Teutoburger9]

Bob Hale : So Tutankhmuns Smenkhkare becomes pharaoh Subtitles : So Tutanmkamuns brother "Stinky" becomes pharaoh

[@mondaysdusk2738]

THE DADDY BECAME THE MUMMY which is a very complex operation. LoL nice one, bob hayle.

[@fuzzymoonbear5151]

uncle eye says he will keep an EYE on things!

[@ukgirls5438]

Happy birthday nanny bob

[@tnakai1971jp]

Only the English can fire this kind of remark. So fantastic.

[@aaronkaruthasami6666]

These lot made my childhood I'm still laughing now ffs 😂

[@kgs42]

That was actually very educational .......

[@serawillows3654]

So she was was Tut's Sister/Stepmother/Wife and his uncle was her grandfather......how does that work?

[@GalenNight]

If you play a drinking game with this guy you will die of alcohol poisoning every time he says “but not for long” or “or so we thought”

[@hauhoang1953]

so let me get this, when I watch this it will always be Nanny bob's birthday.😕

[@Some_Call_Me_Pietro]

I bet this inspires the entire history of the world I guess

[@Notchella1]

This man must of loved his job XD

[@fomoran]

@chainsawgood123, if you look back through the pictorial record they mark 'Egyptians' in art as a certain skin tone and non-Egyptians as the other skin tones. There is even pictorial evidence of Nubians who became 'Egyptians' being represented as 'Egyptian skin toned' rather than what they actually looked like as far as pigment is concerned. True Egyptians were darker than today's Arabs but apart from one well set dynasty they weren't 'black' as we'd term it today.

[@sandmansam1965]

this show is too good for kids

[@peterdavies2960]

Nanny Bob reminds me of Mummy Pants, Mr. Prank from Bear Behaving Badly’s mum whom we never see it’s just Prank dressed like an old lady 😂

[@lBlackSasuke]

@fomoran who marks the Egyptians and Non-Egyptians as other skin tones. Keep in mind Egypt itself is a Greek name. The people called their home Kemet (black) and were negroid. They began as one of Nubia's colonies. Herodotus the father of "history" comments in this as well.

[@Sacchari]

Or maybe it's the fact that so much of the records have been destroyed, either on purpose or just by the ravages of time, that we have a really weak grasp on EVERYTHING that happened back then. A good chunk of ancient Egyptian history is simply guesswork that changes radically every time some new piece of information is unearthed.

[@tari4496]

Nefertiti was not Tut's sister. She was his mother. Also the video spells pharaoh wrong.

[@mariahammarstrom7934]

WynterSongs No, Nefertiti was Tut's stepmother. His mother was Kiya, one of Akhenaten's minor wives. Nefertiti was the mother of Ankensenpaaten, Tut's half-sister, whom he married. Before she married Tut, she had already been married to their father Akhenaten and their oldest brother Smenkhare. When her grandfather Ay murdered Tut, he forced her to marry him instead.

[@powerist209]

Well, incest may complicate things.

[@mariahammarstrom7934]

*sings* "I am my own grandpa..."

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

+Maria Hammarstrom - Actually, they've studied Tut's DNA- his parents were apparently full siblings (which explains a lot of the medical issues his remains indicated) - the Younger Lady was his mother, the Elder Lady (found with her) was Tiye (matched from a lock of hair found in Tut's tomb); we don't know which of Akhenaten's sisters it was- the two/ three eldest sisters disappear from the records by/ after their father's death, & are never mentioned at Amarna, but he apparently had up to 8 sisters, though only 4/ 5 (Sitamun, Iset, Henuttaneb, Nebetah & Beketaten/ Baketamun) are really mentioned with any kind of frequency- & the last is questionable; she is sometimes described as the youngest daughter of Amenhotep III & Tiye, but at others, called a daughter of Akhenaten & Kiya (born Tadukhipa/ Tadu-Hepa, a Mitanni princess who was briefly married to Amenhotep III- however, unlike the Spike TV mini-series says, it's not in Africa, but rather the Middle East; indicated to be north of Babylon, but south of the Hittites). Tut's eldest half-sister, Meritaten was apparently married to Smenkhkare, who was either her half-brother, or half-uncle (being born to Amenhotep III, by Tadu-Hepa). Meketaten died Yr 13/14, possibly of illness, or childbirth complications (there are 2 interpretations for the wall carvings found); the father being Akhenaten. This was the first 'mainstream' mention I'd heard about Ankhe being married to Akhenaten, which kind of impressed me. I get why most people don't know about what was going on in this period- even professionals are uncertain- & I'm not anything close to a professional, but I love ancient history & especially Egyptology - after Yr 10, the record gets more than a bit fuzzy. It's believed by some, that Smenkhkare didn't have an independent rule, only being a co-ruler, within Akhenaten's later reign. The question of the female Pharaoh Neferneferuaten is genuinely confusing; Nefertiti took the name- in Yr 5, I think- & in like Yr 8/ 9, she had a daughter named Neferneferuaten Ta-Sherit, the latter part meaning 'The Younger' or 'Jnr'- as it did for the two princesses apparently born in the last 2-3 years of Akhenaten's reign, & named for Merit & Ankhe; they were borne by one or both of the girls (there is also a theory they were 'fictional', designed to replace the daughter of Kiya, after her death/ disgrace) - some evidence has emerged that Nefertiti did not die around Yr 14, as previously believed- that indicates she may have only been banished, later returning to power- possibly later becoming 'effective for her husband', as the epithet of the pharaoh says. Others think it may have been Merit, taking the name (because of a theory that the younger princess of that name, would perhaps not be old enough to rule effectively- up to 3 years or so), whereas Merit would be in her mid-late teens. Ankhe was about 3-4 years older than Tut, but all their siblings predeceased their ascension; they apparently abandoned Amarna within Tut's 2nd Yr, which is when they changed their names from Tutankhaten & Ankhesenpaaten. As to the Zannanza-gate; again, I can only state that there are issues of timing- this could have potentially happened earlier, in the time of the female pharaoh- I won't go into the details - however, Ankhe did marry Ay (though, there are questions of how, or if he's related to Nefertiti's family), but she's not mentioned as his queen outside of the ring that was found. Apparently, Amarna was left to waste, presumably forgotten, til sometime into Horemheb's reign, when it was plundered for 'infill', for lack of a better term when he wanted to build - & the rest was left to disappear in the desert... sorry for the long-a*** ramble, lol - it is a problem.

[@Mkoivuka]

You forgot the part where the sister-stepmother-wife tried to marry the son of Egypt's greatest enemy at the time, the King of Hattusha, in an effort to unite the two empires. This would have made the sister-stepmother-wife of King Tut. As the Prince was killed upon entering Egypt, a war was declared and the Hittites ravaged much of Egypt's eastern borders!

[@dog_bones_2321]

So tuts wife is tuts sister and step mum and is also uncle ays granddaughter so my theory is that ay is tuts uncle through one of his parents and then marries his mum has a child with them which then marries tuts dad which then gives them tuts wife and tut but she dies and tuts wife marries his dad. I think this makes sense but not sure

[@DannMann8]

King Tut's wife reminds me of Anne Hathaway.

[@LittleDragon2000]

Of course, King Tut was also known as "Steve" - Steve Martin, that is.

[@jovance5264]

I never learned so fast in my life!!! X'D

[@SpaceyJacey89]

Yes king tut gets to do all the fun stuff kids do like playing games, going to school, and getting married yes that is very normal...

[@georgepreston7075]

Tutankhamen becomes the mummy

[@mgk284]

Oh ,beloved STEVE🤣🤣🤣

[@bethberry21]

oscar winning performance bob hale

[@xoxsakura14]

Bob Hale taking a long ass history lesson and cutting it down to a short few minute video oh my mother hates him.

[@Cherry-sy6jz]

Omfg I loved this guy

[@Archangel251]

In the last video with the pharaoh that wanted to be buried in a tomb 150 meters high, what if Tutankhamen got married and he just couldn't see it?

[@Crosshill]

I've gotten used to the fact by the Targaryan royal family..