"Honey, Half The Jews I Know Are Atheists!" | House M.D..

[@BG12sofia]

"That's what a relationship is. We average our misery." I love this moment from Cuddy.

[@SR-71Blackbird]

this exact phrase completely disproves later ending of relationship, like gurl, what did you expect from narc who makes a living from solving puzzles of completely strangers to be completely mindful when stuff is directly bothering him? i was surprised that House was even coherent(more or less) during that episode

[@glass.hammer]

The producers wouldn’t renew her contract for the salary she requested. She was apparently getting quite a lot less than the other actors for quite a lot of character appearance. Hugh Laurie suggested that he take a pay cut to keep her on board, but he was refused by the suits. So she was fired. This was mid season so David Shore & co. were forced to cobble a pathetic end to her storyline. And we are worse for it. NBC loves to neuter their IPs for money. Lisa Edelstein was very under-appreciated.

[@Classic7-4-7]

The little gasp of air from House after she said that is what did it for me 🤣

[@peachydarl]

@@glass.hammer i didn’t know Hugh Laurie offered to take a pay cut, what a great guy. She and her character deserved a lot better and so did the audience when it came to her storyline.

[@Mugiwara2k]

She's not wrong.

[@rcslyman8929]

Cuddy was teetering between anger, exasperation, and wondering why she hadn't thought of sedation herself.

[@GreezyMPZ]

Lmaooooo THIS

[@Sniperboy5551]

@diogenes. Google it…

[@FALGSC616]

​@@diogenes.frustration. Feeling angry at your loss of power

[@rolandswift4311]

I choose to interpret it as her Thinking "I could kiss you right now, but I don't want to encourage you to do this kind of thing any more than you already do".

[@jozethepenguin]

Or poisoning

[@imthemetalguy1]

That little whimper house did after Cuddy's speech was gold

[@castbracelet.2409]

His soul left his body

[@user-sc2lu3jj7s]

I thought the same thing.

[@nishattasnim7651]

thought that was the sound of my furniture moving or smth

[@wildwest8069]

Worth it ngl

[@queefedworm]

he 100% makes that when he climaxes, or lack thereof

[@10jimmy]

"sorry i honestly thought you'd be worse" that... sounded almost genuine, like he thought he'd be worse than mom, and realized he was pretty decent

[@92brunod]

Not worse than mom, just worse about him sedating mom

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@92brunod No, not worse about sedating mom but worse about whining about his break-up

[@92brunod]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Still not worse than mom, just worse than what he actually was. Which was my point. You can't just say "No" when it's an opinion, not a fact, though. It could be about him sedating mom or his whining.

[@disguisedcat1750]

No

[@AmeyVikram16]

It's funny seeing how long House held back his usual self in front of Cuddy's mom. His facial expressions were simply lit!

[@luigirovatti44]

It doesn't matter. He still acted on his own with the meds.

[@bullseyebulldog8001]

Please don’t ever say that word again

[@BabyfaceJaiyeBear]

@@bullseyebulldog8001 What word? Lit?

[@bullseyebulldog8001]

@@BabyfaceJaiyeBear ya answered your own question

[@fartzinacan]

That's not just Cuddys mom, it's Murphy Brown.

[@chopchop237]

The look House gets when he realizes it's Cuddy's mom in the clinic 🤣

[@KARTOONOG]

Lmaoooo

[@idiosyncraticmushroom3030]

"We have a situation"

[@nancyhowell4505]

Deer caught in the headlights. 😳

[@elizabethwinkelman5536]

Combo of fear and shock!!

[@bennettbush3906]

When he left the room, it looked like he had a whole new perspective on life.

[@realhorrorshow8547]

"Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath..." Yeah, that's pretty much a pre-requisite.

[@Ftrfgrd3232]

Sociopath doesn't have sympathy or empathy for others, House does. You want famous fictional sociopaths try the American psycho, Joe Pesci from Good fellas or Casino, dreaded girl from the Wire the 4th season, that Narc from Leon, that Hemsworth's antagonist from "Furiosa".

[@katocs]

@@Ftrfgrd3232 Wrong. What youre describing is psychopathy, not sociopathy. Sociopaths can experience a wide range of emotions, they can feel empathy for others but its more inhibited, whereas psychopaths totally lack it alltogether. They are able to form emotional bonds whereas psychopaths aren't or only are in a certain way that suits them. House is almost a textbook sociopath, he has no regard for the law, he frequently says or does horrible things to people without any remorse because he wants to follow his own convoluted path that he considers "correct" without caring what it does to people around him. He has substance abuse issues. He brutally verbally abuses people, knowing full well that its obviously gonna hurt them but he just does not care, like when he told Cuddy that its a good thing she failed to become a mom because she sucks at it when her first adoption attempt failed. He made Wilson believe that he has a child and let them bond before revealing it was just an actor, he dosed 13 with caffeine making her think she's starting to suffer from Huntingtons and essentially forced her into doing a test even though she didnt want to, making the decision for her because he thinks its right even though its not up to him at all, he doses cuddys mom in this episode because he finds her annoying and this is just the tip of the iceberg of a long list of morally black area stuff he has pulled. He causes pain for patients in almost every single episode just to confirm hunches without any care or remorse because all that's important to him is being right and solving the puzzle, he is incredibly reckless with treatments and tests in general. He does have close attachments to a very few amount of people but even these attachments are incredibly challenging for him, as he still ignores his friends/partners emotions, lies to them or decieves them in some form most of the time. All of these characteristics fit sociopathy to a T Do you honestly believe a "normal" person would even remotely be like this? And if not, what other condition do you believe he has? lol.

[@Ftrfgrd3232]

@@katocs psychopath is a sociopath with logic according to you

[@katocs]

@@Ftrfgrd3232 psychopathy and sociopathy are related and therefor emit similar symptoms such as general lack of remorse, anti social behavior, disregard for the law and so on but as I said, while a sociopath can still experience empathy and form connections with people (although its more inhibited and challenging compared to a normal person), a psychopath cant do these things at all, so I guess in some sense you could argue that a psychopath is a sociopath with *only* logic. Only cold and calculated decisionionmaking without any emotional aspect whatsoever, which is why House is not a psychopath but a sociopath in pretty much every aspect

[@samf.s.7731]

You know at the beginning I thought it was just NPD 😂 But no, he definitely has at least a few ASPD traits.

[@bobgarlen]

Sedating both Cuddy's mom and Wilson has to be a top ten best moment in the series

[@penelopeclearwater4454]

I wanna be sedated took!

[@penelopeclearwater4454]

Too!

[@TGEesDerek]

“Sorry, I honestly thought you would be worse.” 🤣🤣

[@susanjaskulek4280]

I thought she was dead...good move house...funny

[@xnsxxnsx]

I wonder at what moment did he add the thing to theur drinks unniticeably

[@dwaynemauk566]

"oh, you've got to be kidding". It wasn't just the mother-in-law being sedated, that was hilarious, but Wilson, that was the best line ever.

[@Grand_Master_Skywalker]

The third time house dosed him

[@SpyrotheDragon97]

2:04 I absolutely never noticed House’s little “huh” or sigh of fear, and it is hilarious

[@zyaicob]

It really is

[@hollyb6885]

That always makes me laugh.

[@Corqii]

little squeak

[@nescaufe1991]

I think it’s arousal

[@xnsxxnsx]

If at that moment there was the patient with mirroring thing, he'd have copied Cuddy.

[@aimlessalix8066]

House would be the perfect bf for someone who hates their family

[@Alex-pm8wr]

They are perfect for each other until Fox Network gave her a paycut but not to him, then the writers went wild & change her almost completely. I am still holding a grudge about that still. LOL😆

[@redfordreddington8834]

@@Alex-pm8wr they gave her a paycut to pay Olivia Wilde

[@glass.hammer]

@@Alex-pm8wr and Hugh Laurie suggested he take a pay cut to give Lisa what she’s worth given her character’s increased presence. The suits refused. Truly, if there’s anyone with a God complex, it’s network producers.

[@Alex-pm8wr]

@@glass.hammer Totally!!! You nailed and said it with such grace. The network could of milk this amazing relationship for 20 years from that point, but I believe it was either miscalculated or lack of trust in humanity or both. Which is too bad for everybody. Law & Order SVU were running at 6.7-10 raiting for 23 years. House & Cuddy was running at 10-19.4 while Lisa Edelstein & Huge Laurie were doing it at the same time. The dollars they would of made vs. the dollars the got from the cut. LOL but sad.

[@Alex-pm8wr]

@@glass.hammer Additionally, the last season without Cuddy, rating was all time low for the show... it was at a sad 6-9. Number kinda said it all.

[@TwoHams]

I like how she's just casually reading a private patients file waiting for him.

[@trianglemoebius]

I assume it's either her file, you can request them from the hospital. Also, House doesn't seem like the kind to leave patient files laying around unsecured... not because he's responsible, rather because he doesn't want any of his team to take them and get a "leg up", so to speak.

[@araevingaming]

HIPPA be damned

[@easyenetwork2023]

@@trianglemoebiusHouse is a professional in that sense though. He would only violate privacy if he was doing it to get results.

[@thebandit7623]

The face House made when Cuddy said "Sharing the pain in the relationship" House is like: "So leg pain and now emotional pain." Also hated how the writers broke up House and Cuddy. Hollywood doesn't know how to end good shows.

[@glass.hammer]

This was actually producer meddling. Everyone on staff save Hugh Laurie took pay cuts to pay Olivia Wilde who was very much not in season 8 enough to justify. Lisa Edelstein knew what she was worth and refused to renew her contract for that. Hugh Laurie even requested that he take a pay cut to keep her on board. At that point, the producers spited her and didn’t allow it. The writers had to magic some kind of end to her story. If you watch Hugh Laurie’s House MD retrospective which documented the last few days, she appears twice and not on set. I suspect she was blackballed. If anything, the writers ended the season perfectly because the producers essentially drove a car right through the show.

[@ryoumisakiGP]

@@glass.hammer Appropiate analogy considering how their relationship ended

[@mrgoober6320]

@@glass.hammer Why would they quibble about paying the actors on a popular, profitable show? Hollywood is so weird.

[@OsirusHandle]

@@mrgoober6320 they still have budgets. And consider how they all feel knowing one actor gets to be paid so much more than the rest of them...

[@terynb4407]

@@glass.hammer she wasn't exactly blackballed because she ended up lead on girlfriends guide to divorce or whatever and then play a role in 911 long star which she left by choice

[@imthemetalguy1]

Cuddy's mom: I didn't read studies, I raised children Doctor who is also a parent: I've done both. Step your game up, Karen.

[@microwavedmetal]

Lol

[@tp43793]

yeah, stick it to the fictional character. you're the star @imthemetalguy1

[@imthemetalguy1]

@@tp43793 your humor sucks too

[@tuele4302]

Her sample size is statistically insignificant.

[@janejones5362]

Learn a new insult, Wilma.

[@queenla227]

😂😂 I laughed when her head hit the back of the chair, but Wilson really took me out with the slurred speech and the “how could you” face. Classic!

[@romulusnr]

1:38 What an epic scene between Cuddy and House. Lisa Edelstein's facial expressions are fantastic. And House is completely caught in the headlights.

[@seka_VG]

headlights, 69, nice, rhyme

[@Miblive]

She is so beautiful.

[@defmore5099]

also I call all my sexual partners by their last names.

[@JayFAE12]

I feel so bad for Wilson in this scene lmao

[@davidcox3076]

"I honestly thought you'd be worse." Wow! I hope Wilson doesn't remember that when he comes to.

[@EphemeralProductions]

One of the many times house drugged him out. lol

[@peachydarl]

the last scene always gets me. in some ways they were very incompatible but in others they were the perfect match. i wish the writers would’ve made it work between them or at least the possibility of them getting back together in the future

[@cygnustsp]

Yeah, but House was destined to be with Wilson at the end of the show. I don't think House living happier ever after with Cuddy would work as well.

[@Em-vs1ui]

@@cygnustsp i dont know why people make it as if House should choose between the two.Why cant he have both?when he was with Cuddy it was as if he was finally completed.He was happy for the first time in almost all aspects of his life. He didnt lose his friendship because of the relationship or vise versa.Unless you mean that he should end up with wilson as a Hilson pairing,then thats a different story.

[@BixbyConsequence]

Lisa Edelstein quit the show prior to the last season because the producers were demanding a pay cut. Writers had to make do, I imagine.

[@peachydarl]

@@cygnustsp yeah that’s the decision the writers took but I don’t think it means that’s the only way the show could’ve ended. wilson and cuddy were the two constants in his life and cuddy had a very complex and deep relationship with him. but obviously Lisa E leaving the show made it complicated

[@peachydarl]

@@Em-vs1ui exactly! I love the idea of house being completed that is exactly how it felt like

[@sp00kyg1rl]

The look of betrayal “YOU DRUGGED ME TOO??” Poor Wilson 😂 Edit; I got so many likes yeyyy

[@233kosta]

Honestly we all knew he was next. Even he knew he was next, but y'know - hope and all.

[@jagr06]

House expected Wilson to be against what he did and start arguing with him so he did that too just in case

[@bealone88]

or was it "you drugged me again?", considering the multiple times that House drugged Wilson.

[@RickReasonnz]

You'd think he'd be used to betrayal, but every time it happens, he acts as if House would never stoop so low. Poor, sweet, innocent Wilson.

[@DocM.]

​@John Sun I was looking for a comment about what Wilson was saying! I think you might be right, it does sound like he says "You drugged me *AGAIN!?"* I've seen this scene so many times, this time I thought he was trying to say something about "Cain" from the Bible as a metaphor/comparison of betrayal but the sedatives slurred all his thoughts and words together 😂

[@willemvandeursen3105]

I'm surprised that the remark "half of the Jews I know are atheist" doesn't come from House.... The series is unbelievable and has amazing writers.

[@bradzimmerman3171]

Not surprising the idea of a phoney floating deity and his lame useless son is pretty unbelievable 🙄

[@AllBrightColors]

They were probably European atheist Jews! 😂😂😂

[@pabost10]

@@AllBrightColorsvile racist

[@1337dun]

@@pabost10 virtuous unprejudiced

[@JohnSmith-XYZ]

@@pabost10 He's not white, can't be racist.

[@Fiyaaaahh]

The no hesitation "you were a little bitchy" 🤣

[@irrelevant_noob]

7:22

[@Sarge23]

The acting for the mom was amazing, really sold the bitchy personality lol and the sedation killed me 😆

[@largol33t1]

It takes actual talent to play a bitchy type. When the actress doesn't do a good job it comes across as bland and just "tacked on". The the actress did a great job being bitchy around everyone.

[@pattifriend6676]

The mom is Candace Bergen. She started in radio at age 6 as her father was a ventrilquist.. She's done great comedy over the years; Murphy Brown I think was the one show..

[@0biwan7]

murphy brown's acting was so on point i couldnt tell if she was playing the part of an unbearable woman or a playing the part of a highly self-aware woman pretending to be unbearable to test house. murphy brown vs greg house, i love it

[@malcognito7210]

Nah. That's Candice Bergen playing Candice Bergen. Every role she's ever played is exactly the same.

[@janejones5362]

@@malcognito7210 Yep. Pretty sure that's just her. There's a reason some actors keep getting the same type of roles.

[@jacquiethebibliophil]

As a Jewish woman who converted as an adult and have friends of the same ilk, I can say they nailed the "converts try harder.....actually TOO hard" phenomena. The Yiddish which non-Orthodox Jews barely speak, the accent that creeps in because we wished we had it, the stereotypes amped up. This was perfect and SO funny! Loved the schmaltz. Edited to add: if you want to marry a nice Jewish boy, become a Catholic. That seems to be mostly what they marry.

[@strangelee4400]

Why did you convert if i may ask?

[@theeclectic2919]

I'm an atheist. I married a nice Jewish girl, raised two kids with her, now I'm divorced. I never tried too hard. (I probably didn't try hard enough.)

[@theeclectic2919]

@@strangelee4400 I did it for the brisket and the nice rack.

[@strangelee4400]

@@theeclectic2919 So are you Jewish now you have divorced?

[@theeclectic2919]

@@strangelee4400 I didn't divorce my religion, just my wife.

[@notthatyouasked6656]

"That's what a relationship is. We average our misery." Should be on posters and T-shirts!

[@nancyhowell4505]

Oh, I liked that one too. 😅

[@varahamihiragopu6667]

Seems to be the foreign policy...

[@denisemcdougal6445]

True

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Mom is a horrible person

[@jeffreyrichard2575]

actually it should be "we average everything - including misery"

[@KARTOONOG]

"Oh god that's awful! I'll be right in." Lmao

[@mikeyisbombable]

Cuddy’s Mom just wasn’t having it with Wilson poor guy 😂😂

[@VioletEmerald]

Wilson is so right and I hate people like that woman though who insist their anecdotal confirmation bias of sugar causing children to be hyperactive is better data somehow than actual science... lol

[@TheOnsieWithConverse]

Cuddy: "House, I need you to come to dinner and behave like an adult." House: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@Benizel]

02:02 that huh by house got me rolling on the floor :)

[@samb8240]

The sound house make in 2:04 kills me every time 🤣

[@hoon_sol]

Not to mention that look.

[@weebjeez]

I swear, that was the moment House realized exactly how much Cuddy knew him, knew him. Anyone else, that definition would have sent them packing their bags. But for House? Couldn't have been a better way of wording it.

[@nancyhowell4505]

I wonder how many takes it took to get that? 😳 😂

[@judysanchez6329]

Ja jaja jajaja He sedate The witch, It was funny As hell!!!

[@judysanchez6329]

He's so handsome like His Baby blue eyes.

[@RiggsEclipse]

I'd like to point out that Wilson has a red spot on his forehead just before he falls over onto the table, meaning they had to re-do that take and I just can't stop laughing at the thought it was cause house or cuddy kept laughing when he did it

[@blahblah1939]

Cuddys mom is a flipping nightmare to be around for more than five minutes. She hates her daughter and loves the other one and for no good reason. It’s commendable cuddy turned out as good and sane as she did. They talk about in the show how her dad has passed away I think but they also say she was closest to him and her mother even says she was too much like her dad for her to relate to her…it’s unfortunate…when that parent who treats you fairly and loves you more passes…And you’re left with this type of mother

[@Night-Fire-nj1rd]

When I saw Cuddy’s mom start to pass out I was like hella of a place to black out surrounded by doctors but then I saw House not reacting as I expected and my immediate next thought was oh he sedated her and then I realized it was an episode of House and sure enough there goes Wilson

[@SportyMabamba]

If you don’t sedate your bestie are you even friends 😂

[@blooberri666]

and sure enough lmao

[@yusifaliyev8438]

Hands down the most hilarious episode of the season.

[@AmeyVikram16]

True that!

[@Alex-pm8wr]

Yah, but something about Cuddy changed. She was always kind to House no matter what, and then she changed b/c the writer have to write her out of the relationship. One can't be super kind for 6 years and instantly scared House at 1:49 saying "Keep your mouth shut" with that angry face. holy no!!! I won't show up either after that speech. LMAO.🤣

[@jakefuria]

"That was the gift for myself" Poor Wilson!! 🤣🤣

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

The one with Cuddy's kid is pretty close I'd say

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@Alex-pm8wr Oh calm down, she snapped at him before too. Are you that fragile if some face or speech makes you bail?

[@SerasXHarkonnen]

Both of their faces when Cuddy says, "we average our misery," were perfect.

[@katerinastoeva]

"I didn't read any studies, I just raised children" aka "I know better because I got knocked up and kept it alive and fed for 18 years" every idiot parent.

[@trianglemoebius]

Funny enough, said to Wilson... who is also a parent.

[@TYANTOWERS]

@@trianglemoebius what? when?

[@soniagheza391]

She didn't "read" studies. She DID studies of Reality.

[@rayaqin]

@@soniagheza391 a study with 2 specimens would be invalid and discarded

[@DriftWizard750]

All “parents” are complete idiots, who would knowingly bring another hyper intelligent being into this nightmare? Yep!

[@xef2360]

I love the looks Wilson gives everyone constantly throughout this scene.

[@moonchi_ld]

Cuddy mom seems like a really delightful mom, I wonder how cuddy managed to become a doctor with her around!

[@terrenusvitae]

I'd say Cuddy's mom would be pretty good motivation to study hard and get out of the house soon.

[@svietka202]

she is Jewish...not being a dr is NOT an option....lolol

[@EireHammer]

Her dad.

[@blahblah1939]

Cuddy was always closer to her dad,they say this at one point in the series, in fact her mom couldn’t relate to her as well because she was more like her dad in every aspect..unfortunately he’s dead now..and her mom is just terrible

[@elisemiller13]

With less overt undermining and caustic jabs, there's a lot of mothers, including mine, that did major damage to their children's abilties to succeed

[@AvyScottandFlower]

Cuddy's mom is just too real 💀

[@fpcoleman57]

Utterly brilliant! Not only is Hugh Laurie an amazingly good actor but the credit lies especially with the script writer(s) and the director. This series makes ER and the British medical dramas Casualty and Holby City seem like also-rans.

[@vancedadder]

also-rans?

[@nR00R]

His face after leaving the exam room with her mom... PRICELESS

[@caniliveinalibraryandliveo4251]

I love how offended House got on Cuddy and Rachel's behalf. That is how you know House cares.

[@randigerber1926]

The bits of Yiddish are appropriately pronounced and well-placed to surprise the viewer! Cute. This reminds me a bit of the Frasier episode, "Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz." Also very funny, with more Yiddish-isms per minute.

[@gravewatcher6690]

I love Wilson look of just shock when he realised house drugged him too!

[@dayschange2]

These scenes always make me so happy, and then so sad. I loved watching House struggle in these situations where he had to overcome his innate House-ness, because he wanted to be with Cuddy, and that meant engaging in all these social protocols that he had gotten used to ignoring, and then somehow he would find a way to meet the requirements while also still incorporating his natural House-ness. It was just. . .so fun. The show never quite bounced back afterwards for me.

[@pablovazquezpablo3190]

“Actually you haven’t proven the Pythagorean theorem…” Hangs up on house House: “hello??”

[@Jemini4228]

I love how Wilson is the first one to contradict her lol.

[@inflxshn6175]

Laugh every time I see this. One of my favorite scenes of the series. I always loved the camera work in this show.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the little sound house made when she said "we average our misery" is hilarious. its barely noticable but its there

[@AzrielSword100]

House's little squeak was great. Had me rolling

[@josaywhat]

When Wilson started slurring his words I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪

[@Arkham.H.]

the scene where cuddy's mom says she owes house an apology and he just goes "say what?" 😂😂😂

[@MDMAx]

Got to give credit to the writing staff. It's extremely easy to hate that shiksa character.

[@diegorettzo7049]

“God that’s awful, I’ll be right in” I died 😂

[@hopeless1617]

His look at 0:56 says "oh no im in so much trouble, wheres cuddy, what do i do, help me" *internal screaming intensifies

[@eggsburst789]

That whimper and Cutty's deathglare into his soul truly shook something in me

[@oz_jones]

*Cuddy's

[@hitsugatatsuro9978]

OMG. The second hand pain I had for Cuddy watching this. This woman is basically my mother unfiltered.

[@parmisihparmisih8354]

2:18

[@ricaard]

I don't know who was holding back more, House or Cuddy.

[@aimlessalix8066]

The only time house is scared of cuddy lmao

[@Alex-pm8wr]

Yah, something changed in Cuddy character. She was always kind to House no matter what for 6 years, and then she changed instantly b/c the writer have to write her out of the relationship. One can't be super kind for 6 years and instantly scared House at 1:49 saying "Keep your mouth shut" with that angry face. holy no!!! I won't show up either after that nasty face & speech. LMAO.🤣

[@blahblah1939]

@@Alex-pm8wrshe’s shouted at him before though..this is nothing new..and I wouldn’t say she was super mean to him. She was just stresssed out

[@easyenetwork2023]

@@blahblah1939Which is good writing and it is hard to not be stressed about your parent if they are a problem like her mom clearly is.

[@dungeonmaster9800]

Aw man, it skipped the best part. After Cuddy looks shocked it immediately cuts to her and House just happily doing the dishes together.

[@marzanielus9548]

Bro House's face before the dinner scene is too beautiful.

[@mekdesabebe5457]

😆😆The handler of this account, I appreciate you. Thank you

[@JohnsTrainVideos]

Oh they cut out the best part, house and cuddy quietly doing dishes with those two passed out at the dinner table :D

[@aimilios439]

I like how Wilson's just there. He probably liked the situation too.

[@ovskii96]

2:30 You can see House literally seething when she says that. One, she's insulting Cuddy's parenting, but she's also reminding him of his own father.

[@michelleyota7899]

It's weird and kind of nice to see House smiling and kissing Cuddy like a normal human being.

[@FARBerserker]

Wilson:"You have GOT to be kidding me!" *thunk*

[@mworldxyz5631]

The most accurate Ashkenaz-Jewish family I ever saw in a non-Israeli TV 🤭🤭🤭

[@Tomana_]

"that's what a relationship is; we average our miseries." ... that's now an all-time classic line if you ask me. I love the above clip.

[@ThomasRoiloup]

>House shows up to birthday party >drugs everyone >doesn't explain further >leaves

[@DomR1997]

"I didn't read any studies, I just have anecdotes that are worth more than the combined experiences of all the people involved in the study" I hate people like that.

[@SefEXE]

"Considerably lower", but not zero.

[@watchingmysunset]

Lol, beat me to it by 3 hours

[@Laconic-Spartan-GR]

This is one of the countless times House made me laugh hysterically. The only series I've watched twice and going for a third time.

[@thunderbirdizations]

*That is what a relationship is.* *We average, our misery* 😵‍💫 -Cuddy

[@emilyrobbins3238]

His tiny yelp after she said that was marvelous

[@xnsxxnsx]

Maybe without that comma.

[@DemonicRobots]

I like how it takes Wilson longer to pass out because he has been drugged so many times before he is resistant to it. XD

[@frugallentigo6768]

Love mom's valiant inclusion of Yiddish terms at every opportunity.

[@613aristocrat]

I believe it's called bageling.

[@jedinxf7]

​@@613aristocrat correct. and as annoying as the word itself

[@mitchellmelkin4078]

Not having seen this before, I find it interesting that the character liberally sprinkled in a number of yiddish phrases. Now, given the length of time since she converted (and likely, had considerable occasion to deal with her in-laws), that might not be particularly unusual, but still, I'm wondering what the writers' intention was by inserting the behavior?

[@trianglemoebius]

She was co-opting Yiddish phrases to try and appear more unique and interesting. It's to show she's disingenuous.

[@smackfanxion]

Mother-in-law: "I didn't read any studies, I just raised children." House(in my head): "Unrelated question, how do you feel about vaccines?"

[@jamesdrynan]

The actors brought the characters to life, which resonated with the viewers tuning in every week. Most importantly, the writers supplied the cast with words that conveyed a real emotional kick. The magic starts with the written words.

[@AmericanBoy-si9zg]

The look of House's face in Cuddys office of having to be at the dinner. 🤣

[@shoppinmadnesz22]

*the whole time I'm wondering why Wilson is eating dinner with them?*

[@uSatk704]

MY. EXACT. THOUGHTS.

[@peachydarl]

House was trying to get out of it by making plans with Wilson, so cuddy invited Wilson do house didn’t have an excuse not to come lol

[@lowkeylokii4205]

​@@peachydarl 4d chess in 3022

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

It’s also, if I recall correctly, the Shabbat evening meal.

[@shuepsx652]

Wilson is Cuddy's friend, but the entire story is that House lied to them both so he could spend that night by himself, since he wasn't going to enjoy the dinner and Wilson had just broken up with Sam and was apparently getting too annoying if I remember correctly. So, House told Wilson that he couldn't make plans with him because he had Cuddy's birthday dinner... And he told Cuddy that he couldn't go to the dinner because Wilson needed him after the breakup. Of course, they found out and they tricked him into going to the dinner by telling him to chose between their different plans for the night, House obviously chose Wilson's and then they revealed that the question was a trick, both of them had the same plan now and he should stop being selfish

[@SYKRAL1]

6:47 ….. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. And unethical….. im not surprised at all house didn’t make an issue of her going through another patient’s file.

[@Justgonnaleavethisblank]

Please don't ever stop posting on this channel

[@sanjosemike3137]

I have been on the medical staff of Government hospitals, private hospitals and state hospitals. I have served as chief of staff on one hospital (private). This included Wadsworth VA Hospital, Munson Army Hospital and several private hospitals. I have also taught surgical residents as a co-professor. I can tell you with certainty that NO PHYSICIAN like Dr. House would be allowed on any of them for the time it took to unearth his activities. He is described as a "medical genius." Even if that is true, he would never be allowed to continue on staff. Remember, this is just a TV program. It is not real. I have seen and been active on "real." It is nothing like what you see here. Sanjosemike (no longer in CA) Retired surgeon

[@Johnywang1]

bro u dont know ur not jewish like him

[@cwjalexx]

seen this many times but just noticed the focus on the nearly empty wine glass at 4:59

[@xxsegaxx6416]

Homeboi just straight up brought sedatives to dinner and drugged his bestfriend and his girl's mom, that's what i would call an epic House moment.

[@DocM.]

6:30 I was looking for a comment about what Wilson was saying! I think someone in a thread might be right, it does sound like he says "You drugged me *AGAIN!?"* That makes sense too I've seen this scene so many times, this time tho I thought he was trying to say something about "Cain" from the Bible as a metaphor/comparison of betrayal like "How could you do this to me Cain?" but the sedatives slurred all his thoughts and words together and it just came out "Youdrugggkkhhheee-CAIN!?!?" 😂

[@ngiallag2792]

house sedating her mother stroke of genius and sedating wilson in the bargain priceless 😂

[@neilusdin2389]

Wonder how many takes they needed to get the sedation scene down. It's HILARIOUS!

[@ColinWrubleski-eq5sh]

In the background at dinner, Brahms e- 'cello and piano sonata, opus 38, 1st movement.^^ Wilson's "You've got to be kidding me!" is priceless...

[@brianortiz9502]

4:23 certified Awctually meme classic

[@carlossaboya1583]

Love how Wilson's actor has a red forehead from stomping on the table so many times while recording BEFORE hitting the table lmaooo

[@R.Eg.S]

I enjoy House’s resigned exasperation when Cuddy says ‘…we average our misery b/c that is what a relationship is’, like his internal thought was how did what I was about to think came out of her mouth and checkmated me WTF?! 😂

[@joehamlet7576]

Well, she is right. Love means you serve the other person. If you love her, then do this for her with no expectation of reward.

[@oz_jones]

"And I thought I was meant to be the dark one"

[@kepler186f4]

"We average our misery.", I've never heard it put that way... pain shared is decreased, joy shared is increased.

[@entropie138]

"We average our misery." Best effective statement of a relationship.

[@MRK1sauce]

“I’ll kill you if you hurt her” House: *drives a car into Cuddy’s home*

[@no-oneman.4140]

The acting in this is simply sublime from the usual suspects but Cuddy's mum is so believable it's frightening. I don't know who she is but she deserves awards.

[@doraguerra21]

Her name is Candace Bergman. She starred as Murphy Brown.

[@no-oneman.4140]

@@doraguerra21 Thank you.

[@yunanklaus1195]

2:03 that little squeak House let out is just hilarious XD

[@dx7689]

The look on Cuddy’s face when she tells House he’s coming to dinner. Lol

[@WAEVOICE]

For those who are curious: The track playing during the dinner is the opening movement of the Sonata for Violoncello and Piano in E Minor, op. 38, by Johannes Brahms. Personally, I deem most of it a snoozefest, but the third movement more than makes up for it.