You Don't Write People Up for Mouthing Off, Do You? | House M.D.

[@SnuffIt]

Episodes like this one are the proof House was a character interesting and funny enough to carry the whole show by his own. I love all the episodes we got to see him outside the Hospital, they’re great.

[@phantomshitter]

Hes a true gigglechad

[@marjanderuijter2658]

Yes, I love the episodes with House and Dominika

[@fromthegamethrone]

As much as I loved the first team, I agree, house was the one carrying the show.

[@hollyb6885]

House in episodes with Alvie (Lin Manuel Miranda) are great.

[@irenemarano8241]

@@fromthegamethrone I enjoyed this thoroughly.

[@banaman7746]

House: "It's lupus" Me, having watched bits and pieces: "It's never lupus"

[@JollywoodJoel]

It's never Sarcoidosis either, they always say that...

[@MegaJohny777]

Except this one time, at band camp.

[@nerveending]

It's never diverticulitis

[@Knight-Bishop]

It's never Guillain-Barré

[@naveenjayan]

you sneeze and its lupus, you scratch your head its lupus, you go to sleep in the night hey guess what you have .. LUPUS!

[@anxia-tea5846]

it’s really funny because in an earlier episode house talked about his greatest inspiration was a janitor who was the best doctor in a hospital who could get away with being rude because of how good he was. such a cool parallel that he’s cleaning stuff up in that scene

[@katynewt]

The janitor wasn't rude, he just got ignored until all other theories were exhausted because he was an untouchable.

[@qcompressed1409]

Not enough replies

[@stijnvdv2]

yeah well, unfortunately reality is a bit different. House would go above and beyond to save a patient.... today's doctors though.... they threw the oath they swore out the window the moment that hospital management and the health agencies threatened them if they didn't support an experimental mandatory medicine that has an extremely bad trackrecord, from it's early experiments, to it's human trail where they basically lied to get emergency use authorization and thus push something extremely dangerous on people, docs know this full well, though keep their mouth shut, as they know that remdesivir is killing people in hospitals, but don't say a word as they think their jobs are more important then patient lives.

[@xdx6x70]

Which episode if i may?

[@palanoolho]

Season 3 Son of a coma guy episode

[@sonofizzy]

Even in prison, House battles to save a patient. Despite his denials, he really does care.

[@thequantaleaper]

You could still say it was once again just his insatiable need to solve the puzzle.

[@trigssgirt8189]

When you here 'help' it's in everyone to do just that...

[@jamesjoyce6-166]

are you kidding - he destroys that Dr's career while doing it

[@chargersina]

Duh.😊

[@joseornelas1718]

The most important thing to him, is his word. And the Oath took his word. He can't bring himself to break the Oath.

[@jameskelly9686]

I reaaaaally wish they did this prison thing for a whole season. They had the material there

[@John-ir4id]

Me too. He was in for nearly a year - eight months - which is plenty of time for him, and anyone else, to get into all sorts of shenanigans.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

@@John-ir4id Wouldn't take much for his time to be extended with the way he behaves.

[@John-ir4id]

@@PhantomFilmAustralia considering the rules of the prison system and the rules of the prison population are in constant conflict, it doesn't take much for anyone to get additional time.

[@MrR4nD0mDUd3]

what season is this

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

@@John-ir4id His sentence would be extended and compounded in perpetuity, like an incremental self-imposed life sentence. Amazing he even got out at all. 😂

[@callmecalamity]

You notice how house critiqued her on saying the word “usually” Then when the other doctor said “usually” she critiqued him on it. And the director was smart enough to cut the scene to houses face showing he noticed her change of character and how her interest is peaked doing real doctor work

[@kaing5074]

Piqued

[@jimreadey4837]

You're correct,@@kaing5074. Also, it's "House's face" -- not "houses face"

[@jimmy2745]

@@jimreadey4837 Is this the new Grammarly Channel?

[@LeLaidbackLauncher]

House is in prison with actual Nazis and I'm in the comment section with Grammar Nazis

[@jimreadey4837]

@@jimmy2745 “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

I still remember while this was airing and I was a few episodes ahead of my dad, he asked me sarcastically "so what's House up to now, treating patients in prison?" lol

[@mybocks3]

Dads play out scenarios to their logical conclusion. House was always headed for prison.

[@jaimhaas5170]

about the Lupus thing...my absolute fav moment of any House is when he pulls his stash out of the LUPUS diagnosis book...Get's a look from Foreman I believe...then House says "It's never Lupus".

[@michaelmcdoesntexist1459]

It was Wilson, but yeah, that's what he said.

[@whazzat8015]

Yeah, and nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition, either.

[@fundoo203]

Actually foreman says you stash your drugs in a lupus textbook. Then house replies "it's never lupus"

[@derrickstorm6976]

Ironically House cared about his cases more than any other doctor cared about a patient

[@roystonlodge]

He didn’t “care”. He was just excited because he’d never seen Lupus in the wild before. ;-)

[@derrickstorm6976]

@@roystonlodge get out xd

[@johneyon5257]

he cared more about the puzzle - about finding a solution

[@ErdTirdMans]

@@johneyon5257 Being able to solve the puzzle was his means to maintain acceptance in a world that was rightfully repulsed by his misanthropy and his hatred of societal norms. However, he very deeply cared about individuals and morality. He is burdened by a nihilism that he can't shake because it's so fundamental to his emotional world that it's borderline genetic, but there's a piece of him that he can't quiet down that believes something can be done to improve the world or at least his tiny space of it, and the way he forces himself to nurture that feeling is to tie it all to "solving the puzzle" - a thing which interests him intellectually, helps people, and clears all the ethical quandries that he doesn't want to face Most of this is explicitly *in the show.* His story about the untouchable janitor. How he fake retreats from a case when the "puzzle" is solved but stews over how to still get the patient to take the cures when they haven't, how heavily he relies on Wilson when he's too nihilistic, etc.

[@johneyon5257]

I think it had more to do with the astrological sign he was born under

[@SonyPii]

House always attracts doctors who look like super models

[@earlgrey2130]

Its because the doctors that look like super models always attract the viewers

[@angrymofo12]

She looks INSANELY pretty, of course she finds House. In a prison. :D

[@wolffang489]

Yeah, like Taub.

[@FranciumBoron]

@@wolffang489 Taub is a one-of-a-kind princess.

[@wolffang489]

@@FranciumBoron A fairy even in some people's eyes.

[@jospenner9503]

House went full Sherlock Holmes on that woman.

[@Eddneton94]

the entire premise of this series is sherlock holmes MD

[@LouiseBrooksBob]

Conan Doyle was a doctor, and Sherlock Holmes was based on a surgeon whom Conan Doyle had met.

[@irresistablejewel]

@@LouiseBrooksBob It was Dr Joseph Bell, a Professor at Edinburgh University Medical School (who emphasized the importance of close observation in making a diagnosis); he was one of Doyle's teachers. While the character of the "fearsome" Professor Challenger was loosely based on Professor William Rutherford, a guest lecturer there, and Percy Fawcett, the explorer. Sir Conan Doyle actually wasn't that fond of Sherlock Holmes, as the character overshadowed all his other work in historical fiction.

[@annwrog]

House is such a great character! Hugh Laurie is such a great actor.

[@annwrog]

Fantastic writing also! It's like a constellation of characters that revolve around House's imposing presence and great delivery.

[@sayamoriya8813]

I love the slight look of pride when he has she questions the other doctor saying "usually"

[@boanoah6362]

"House used to be a doctor." Is like saying: "Einstein used to be a mathematician.", House is a world record medical expert with vast intimate knowledge on every facet of medicine and biology.

[@juttapopp1869]

Actually, Einstein was a physicist. Maths was something he was comparatively bad at, lol.

[@boanoah6362]

@@juttapopp1869 Sorry but no, Einstein was a physicist but he was also a mathematical genius, the baseless idea he was bad at math is something stupid people tell themselves. In reality he was EXCEPTIONAL at most fields of math, he just didn't care for making things more complex than they need to be so he didn't really stick to foundational formulae. He's actually rather famous for chastising a traditional mathematician for 'over mathematized gibberish', hell he was in correspondence with many top mathematicians of his time to further his own research.

[@The_Gallowglass]

@@juttapopp1869 It is math, not maths.

[@nice4221]

​@@The_GallowglassOh yes, that is the topic we need to discuss: grammar, not content.

[@vornamenachname989]

​@@boanoah6362His wife used to check his calculations for him. The one he mistreated btw.

[@buhklao]

The way the head doctor smiles when house is roasting the younger doctor is hilarious, even if he turns against him later

[@jaimhaas5170]

I just saw Tritter in a movie last night. I am amazed at how powerful his role was on House. Would have liked him to be involved in many more.

[@darkwizard2651]

Let me guess. Green Mile?

[@2EKgn16]

​@@darkwizard2651 Maybe not. David Morse has been acting for decades. He's one of those side characters or villains in every movie lol.

[@maryelaine-blinstrubchambe6083]

Dr House didn't need other characters to carry a show. He had me mesmerized!

[@joeyjo2225]

From 3:44 to 4:17, House shows his brilliant deduction like Sherlock Holmes🔥🔥🔥

[@johns9652]

You do know the place Wilson and House share is 221B right? And that Wilson's first name is James, thus his initials are JW just like John Watson? The writers intended for you to think of him as Holmes in a hospital,

[@ChiliFlame]

​@@johns9652 the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Estate also recognise House MD as a worthy homage to the Holmes series

[@premiumheadpats4150]

It was very entertaining.

[@pranavps851]

House , home

[@MathishaTheLinka]

except his deductions were wrong.

[@wabbithare9653]

Y'know what, The show could still be named "House" and it'd still fit a show about a brilliant doctor stuck in prison possibly for something he was framed for. So you have the medical angle of these prison inmates having the best doctor they'll ever get, and a detective thriller trying to solve his own case and maybe helping with other cases as well.

[@FiorellaSedo6609]

I actually love this idea

[@Synthwave89]

This is gold. Watch out if something like this comes out and you didn't get credit for it!

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

"House 2: The Big House"

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

Kinda like BetterCallSaul isn't just him on the court but also interacting on a criminal underworld.

[@Wolfie713]

It wasn't named House because he lived in a House, it's because of the doctor's name. Nah, name it something like "Orange is the new Shack." Shack is slang for house/home. 😁

[@mjalmedilla5976]

I don't care if I'm procrastinating towards my studies this is House y'all 😂😭

[@mongogojjo5944]

Your body is BANGING woman

[@denisborzov8406]

@@mongogojjo5944 bruh

[@mjalmedilla5976]

@@mongogojjo5944 god I did not understand what you say but I'm glad hahaha

[@bait5257]

You didn't have to call us out like that

[@SoundSpeeding]

oh snap, also procrastinating from my studies

[@T3DNR3D]

Always found it rather hilarious that the most realistic portrayal of medicine in the entire series was in this prison clinic. A doctor refusing a definitive, unknown clinical test because it would land them in a world of trouble, and deciding to choose what's best for themselves rather than what's best for the patient.

[@johndurrett3573]

All for five aspirin.

[@jutton11]

House is boundary pusher, while ordinary doctors are not. He fills his team with people who think the same way, but this prison doctor isn't one of his, so he refuses to operate that way,

[@MrHotBagel]

The funny thing is they're placed in that situation due to legal implications. Not only would it not be supported by Medical Administrations, but also the chance of a lawsuit is why doctors are so cautious. The unfortunate side to doctor caution can be attributed to other factors from the patient or administration, which is a shame.

[@Borsecann]

@@MrHotBagel Can't you just get the patient to sign that they agree to whatever is needed and be done with it ?

[@MrHotBagel]

​@@Borsecann Possibly, but patients can claim they were under duress (stress from having their life at risk) or did not understand the situation and that the doctor did not have their best interest in mind. If the diagnosis is correct and you are saved, you praise the doctor. If the diagnosis is wrong and you are adversely affected, you sue the doctor.

[@NotTheAlbinauricWoman]

“To the proof store” Is a line I’m gonna be using whenever someone asks me to prove it.

[@kimberlainodriscoll4781]

I worked as a nurse in a prison for 5 years. Inmates would not have been allowed to have a cane, especially a metal one. It's a weapon. It can also be cut up and made into smaller blade like weapons called shanks. When I came to work each day, I had to place all metal objects in a locker before proceeding to the medical pod. That way an inmate couldn't pick my pocket to take objects he can use to stab someone with. In one scene, the doctor was preparing medications. Nurses do that. This show was so brilliant in many ways, yet so stupid in others. They did get one thing right. It's easy for an inmate to die in prison if they have an episode like anaphylactic shock. The cellmate (if he has one) has to call for the guard, then the guard has to call medical, then medical has to pass through the various checkpoints to reach the inmate. I had several emergency calls involving inmates having a reaction. I'm happy to say I got to them in time, but I know that on occasion, the medical team doesn't.

[@docgonzobordel]

TY for your work.

[@Sorine9]

So even if an inmate has a trouble walking and he's not convicted for any violent crime - then he can't have a cane? What then, can he use to walk? If anything. I mean it seems like a logical precaution, but still...

[@johnjones_1501]

Those are interesting details. I think if I was running a prison, I would come up with a way for medical response team to fast track through checkpoints, and I would probably drill on it. Though I understand you don't want violent inmates to create a medical emergency, so that they can rush a checkpoint when the medical team is passing through, so some compromise has to be made.

[@howard5992]

yes, that he could use a cane in prison was a completely obvious mistake that jumped out at me immediately of course they frequently made complete leaps into the utterly unbelievable in the hospital as well

[@darthimperious1594]

So, what do they do in the case of an inmate like House? Force him to hobble along without a cane? I saw a guy in jail once have a wheelchair, but jail is not the same as prison.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

It really is a shame they don't think make this show anymore. But I appreciate the daily clips. 😌

[@pearseduddy7527]

Did house not die in the end tho?

[@AFlyingCoconut]

@@pearseduddy7527 No

[@spartandare390]

@@AFlyingCoconut he faked it to be with wilson

[@spartandare390]

i wish chase would have continued the mantle

[@pinoyguy75]

Nah. They jumped the shark that last season. Still enjoyable, but clearly hit the end of the road

[@darkorse9752]

Adams: "Why are you so sure I'm gonna do what you say?" House: *proceeds to end her career*

[@EPrimeify]

After the finale; Dr. Adams changed her name to Zoe Brockett, moved to California and started working at Bunker Hill Hospital.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Did I just hear Gregory House confidently say, "it's lupus"?

[@Dysturbed-00]

Actual prison doctor: "Me doctor. Me go check computer for answer. Be back next week."

[@stevewhite9965]

haha the way House disects someone based on what they're wearing kills me every tme.

[@darkfang25]

He says in an earlier episode, to Stacy, that he has an "obsession with shoes" he actually identifies people by their footwear a number of times through the series. One that comes to mind is the PI who started dating Cuddy after House. Can't remember his name.

[@maestroclassico5801]

Angry Sherlock Holmes

[@Wolfie713]

I'd like to see him diagnose a man as having a cheating wife because of the dark orange tint of his skin, or a guy that suits every doctor he encounters based on the distance he travels to get diagnosed.

[@jirubyraiden9934]

House: "It's Lupus." FOREMAN, GET THE CAMERA

[@redmed10]

Social media has many pros and cons, but one of the things I have grown to love since becoming program director of the Osler Medical Residency is seeing pictures on Twitter of Osler residents and alumni out and about wearing their “Osler” scarf, tie, or socks on a Friday. In 1977, contemporary with the creation of the Firm System, Victor McKusick created the tradition of wearing the scarves and ties on Fridays at the suggestion of junior resident John Beary III.

[@donpearly1160]

A fantastic series that keeps evolving into a better product . He is a believable Star and captivating.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

"It's not lupus" Most spoken line in the show. "It's Lupus." Least spoken line in the show

[@zahando2641]

Oh they say its lupus it just never is 😂

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@zahando2641 I meant house. Healways says it's not lupus, except for that one time and it still wasn't🤣

[@Steven_Edwards]

I like how he hides his spare Vicodin bottle in a Lupus diagnostics book. Because it's never Lupus.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@Steven_Edwards Good one, never spotted it.

[@DP-ot6zf]

A doctor like her would have a whole lot more inmates coming down with troublesome symptoms.

[@howard5992]

all the female doctors and interns in the show were veritable supermodels...year after year

[@eolsunder]

well i wouldn't call all of them supermodels. There are a couple that are there for eye candy, but many of them were normal.

[@mikekasich836]

​@@howard5992 so was chase It's a soap opera targeted to a specific demographic. That's why house says things that would get any random dude thrown in prison for sexual harassment

[@ekkobellick939]

​@@eolsundercap

[@CT-pi2gl]

@howard5992 I can't believe... that would shock you...

[@matteblack5805]

"It's not lupus." "Is that good?" "Does it feel good?"

[@sbfmaster23]

10:51 unnecessary aggression. That's jealousy talking.

[@wusscake]

I would say arrogance. Some people with doctorates really don't like being told what to do, or being told they're stupid.

[@drsandy842]

I have all seasons on dvd think I’ll rewatch them. Just loved that show. Something has to keep me busy till theChosen start season 3!!

[@mellow-jello]

House needed to analyze how Erkel found himself in prison, the main question of the episode requiring his expertise.

[@KenAdams.]

04:34 House and Steve Urkel in the same scene.. 😀😀

[@jenniferfoote5442]

Omg i didn't notice that..awesome! 😂

[@NH-tb2sm]

I didn't realize that was Steve Urkel! Wow!

[@BlueBagger83]

That voice was instantly recognizeable... and you meant Stefon Urkell!😄

[@Big_B2184]

glad im not the only one that caught that

[@tigeriussvarne177]

Thanks for confirming, I was like: "Wait, that's Steve Urkel!" xD

[@aerball]

She had no idea how big of a deal getting house to say "thats a good idea" actually was.

[@weremuppet7625]

The thing I like about House is that he's a medical discount Sherlock-Moriarty hybrid, way smarter than most people give him credit for but not as smart as he himself thinks he is and he's got a bit of a Moriarty mischievous mean streak.

[@Wolfie713]

Nah, that's not a mean streak, that's just bluntness mixed with indifference.

[@kaisersozaay]

House is what happens when great writing meets perfect casting.

[@ElN246]

As brilliant as house was, there's something known as medical ethics. The doctor could be jailed for doing this even if he had taken consent from the patient

[@larsharris]

For giving a OTC medication that would only have a negative result IF this person had a hard to prove medical issue? “Do you have a headache? “. Nudge, wink. Take two. If they are not enough we will give you 2 more in a hour. He has reaction it’s confirmed. If not, who cares?

[@rpavlich]

Informed consent from a patient capable of giving that consent is all the cover you need to avoid malpractice.

[@sike2399]

@@rpavlich "-from a patient capable of giving it" is, in legal terms, up for grabs in litigation since you have to prove that a possibly medicated patient who was suffering the symptoms of a debilitating illness was of sound-enough mind to understand the risks and give a doctor informed consent to proceed. Lawyers and malpractice firms may keep the Joseph Mengele's and Dr. Frankenstein's of the world in check but they also keep well-intentioned caregivers from taking personal risks for the sake of their patients. Sad but true.

[@whiskeyfur]

@@rpavlich Consent however becomes a tricky thing when you're a ward/prisoner of the state. At that point, by default (though there are exceptions), you do not have the ability to give consent. That right had been revoked by a court of law. That is what makes prisons hell.

[@PkmnGymLeader]

It depends. I think the reason why House can often be excused for seemingly unethical practices is because nothing is truly unethical when everything is on the line. Desperate times call for desperate measures. If a patient has a serious problem that could lead to his death in a matter of days, testing a diagnosis with a medication that could put him into shock may actually be the best option when the alternative is waiting for blood work that’s unlikely to reveal anything.

[@antoinebugleboy6864]

The prison guard walking in on House doing a trachiotomy may be inspired by the novel "Doctors" by Erich Segal, but in that novel, the doctor, a black man, is beat up by cops and suffers nerve damage to his hands as a result. I am astounded that I remember this. I think I read that novel ike 30 years ago.

[@PianoMelodicaDark]

I was a big fan of Segal, ever since Love Story. 'Doctors' and 'Acts of Faith' were my other two favourites.

[@docthomas8717]

You remember it because of the grotesque nature the guards handled the situation in the book

[@AV-dk7pf]

Yep, same here. Loved the book.

[@1sotheary]

I was never one to watch medical shows, but there was something about House that I just loved. To this day, it's the only medical show that I've liked.

[@thecorneliusexperience]

0:52 no, it can't be, ITS NEVER LUPS

[@vitomcsween974]

0:53 OMG I can't believe it's actually lupus plus Stefan Urquelle on the wrong side of the law

[@Fisheee123]

No way, it's never lupus

[@MyDeerFriendTim]

It's *never* lupus

[@SmokeSAS]

If you watch the whole clip, he'll literally say it isn't lupus lol

[@rosannaburt3048]

But it has happen magician case was only time

[@marinam.2293]

That's right, it's NEVER lupus! 😂

[@dalejones9919]

I was surprised to see Steve Urkel at 4:45 in this episode. (Jaleel White)

[@thecowboy9698]

This has probably got to be one of the best haircuts House ever had on the show.

[@krisi.2011]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE TV SERIES !!! HOUSE AND THE CAST CHEMISTRY IS SOMETHING MAGICAL .

[@superdogsam6230]

Seeing House talk with Jaleel White makes me think he's having a conversation with Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@nunuvyerbizness]

5:32 IT'S NEVER LUPUS

[@marvthedog1972]

in case you all didnt recognize him. the guy he's haggling for Vicodin for played steve urkel in family matters.

[@jaimhaas5170]

One of the most interesting things the writers do is use human behavior like red flags. It's absolutely true. When House is telling her so much about her rich, liberal upbringing the behaviors he quotes are spot on. We can know a lot about a person based on many of the things he quotes.

[@grizzly6018]

in other words DO judge a book by its cover only today's society are too soy boy to admit that

[@wubbalubbadubdub5867]

​@@grizzly6018 Well in most cases yes but there always are people with bad luck or different lives then the people around them

[@hd-xc2lz]

@@grizzly6018 Not quite, rather it takes extensive experience in the local culture, and deep knowledge of the profession of the subject analyzed to draw accurate and revealing conclusions from clothing worn.

[@da.loulou]

@@grizzly6018 some covers are pretty obvious, like yours reveals every political belief you ever had as you come from a mould

[@Atylonisus]

KZbin armchair psychoanalysts: "You can tell how it be, based on the way how it Do."

[@Geoshandle]

The lighting and cinematography here is outstanding.

[@Tmb1112]

House analyzing her like Sherlock walking into a room 😂

[@Cheesesteak70-d1v]

Haven’t watched this series in years, but having seen this and reminded me of how is character always insisted upon the fact that he went into medicine because it was a challenge and kept him engaged when the truth of it is, he did so because he truly does care about Human life

[@ccgamedes33]

I didn't expect "Did I do that?" Here!

[@RedHotMessResell]

I love that House here does a tracheotomy with an ink pen just as Clooney did on ER, and then they eventually were in a movie together. Kindred spirits.

[@ShawnKitchen]

I knew it wasn't lupus, but not because of his previous statements about lupus. I knew it wasn't lupus because the first two diagnoses in every episode were wrong. It was never until at least the third diagnosis that he got the answer.

[@Aristotle2000]

It is funny that changing the setting to a prison didn't really change the show that much.

[@EarnestEgregore]

Honestly the personal relationship drama at the hospital was the main reason I tuned out of the show… I would just fast forward to the interesting medical bits… would’ve taken a whole series based off his adventures in prison without all the extras getting in the way

[@Durwood71]

House's problem is that he hates himself for actually caring about other people.

[@tabularasa0606]

He cares about solving the problem.

[@Durwood71]

@@tabularasa0606 At least that's what he tells himself.

[@indiadelta523]

I think he does care he just hate dealing with other people

[@55mikeburns]

It's the state of modern medicine that doctor's are terrified of lawyers and the legal system, and for very good reason. They can be wiped out overnight. I've had medical work done in Thailand the Philippines, and I will tell you that it's better quality and 1/10th the price as in the US.

[@omerkeidar95]

I can't here her without thinking of Amata waking me up in Vault 101.

[@MonkeySeeker.]

Woah 🤯 All this time, I never even realised she played Amata

[@martinlopez2816]

She is also the girlfriend in the movie Cloverfield and remake Ranger Walker's crush

[@chriscary9269]

Easily one of the best doctor drama series ever

[@cattameme]

This seems like a really good episode

[@Grenadier311]

Imagine if House made the time to cut to the chase and physically observe his patients early in the process. We wouldn't have a show, of course.

[@sayak4253]

House is one of the best Sherlock Holmes inspired characters ever.

[@lotte3274]

The Sherlock-Holmes-like deduction at 3:44 gives me chills every time. House's character was indeed inspired by Sherlock but in this particular scene is their similarity the most obvious. Excellent touch!

[@jdrancho1864]

House used to be a doctor is like saying someone used to be a Marine.

[@markusmaximus629]

You win the internet today! o7

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

I don't get it. Could you please explain?

[@Chisien]

​@@rugvedkulkarni1593 "Once a marine always a marine" is the saying. although honestly really not true

[@nategraham6946]

Good enough for prison work. Reminds me of my Navy days, getting boxes of food labeled "not fit for prison consumption."

[@HelloErth]

After watching this webseries..i learnt abt 1. Lupus 2. Mrsa 3. Vasculitis 4. Mastocytosis 5. Negleria 6. Cancer (obviously) 7. Bechet's 8. Staph infection 9. Gullian Barre 10. Thymus ... And many more. 😆 .. Time to start a clinic practice 😅

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

This reminds me of me. Drs not testing for stuff because "it's rare"

[@TheRealGSmith]

If there is one thing I have learned from watching medical shows it's that it is never ever lupus.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

0:53 -- HOUSE: "It's lupus." ("And you're an idiot for diagnosing it wrong.") 5:30 -- ALSO HOUSE: "It's not lupus." House is always right eventually--after first being wrong, often multiple times about the same patient. And he's always condescending to every one ELSE who is ever wrong (and sometimes when they are right). And that is (partly) why we love him.

[@aurathus3045]

He has to be wrong first otherwise it would be 5 minute episodes

[@gardeninginthedesert]

"I am peepless". I almost wish I was just so I could say this 😂

[@Nonzerotonin]

House performing a traechostomy with a ballpoint pen is so on brand for his flagrant disregard for actual medical procedure. Surely theres an emergency epipen somewhere that wont take as long to get.

[@mikejackson3028]

So did they figure out what was wrong and save the guys life or what? I thought I saw them all and don't remember this one!

[@NOWandZEN9]

I'd like to know as well!

[@altuzarraok]

yes, they did. Don't remember the diagnosis though.

[@ShadowMoon878]

​@@altuzarraok It was Mastocytosis. House was right

Cameron, Thirteen and Adams were gorgeous

[@UrfavheatherD]

REAL

[@bebo5558]

Odette Annabel tell me she wouldn't drive the inmates over the edge! That hospital ward would have a waiting line around the block!

[@Earthwormjimm]

4:05 you been watching my eyes for three months daddy? 😂

[@rmeav8er000]

I wanted House to get meds from Urkel the supply dude and then hear him go "Did I do that?!" as he gave him meds

[@captinbrooster5861]

I wish he added where ever you want when he was lecturing him about doing what he wants when he wants

[@Meijillama]

I guess there is a Proof store 😂

[@DavidSantos-ix1hu]

I love the look on the black doc " he's right but I won't help"

[@TheMilitantHorse]

It's Lupus. It's always Lupus.

[@thelordshumbleservant]

That last scene portrays every human authority I’ve ever met. They are more interested in the law than doing what is right

[@karlataylor1172]

😂😂😂”That’s what happens when you date a 12 year old!!!” House is genius.😂😂😂

[@tonymc55]

I don't think House would be permitted a walking stick in prison.

[@CT-pi2gl]

House is always 100% sure the diagnosis is his current theory, until it's suddenly ruled out and he's 100% sure it's something else.

[@roydadancegod]

It's never Lupus 🤣

[@joeschmo6381]

Didn't think I'd see Urkel inside selling grilled cheese and girly mags to get by😂😂😂

[@kevinpiacente3456]

5:00 is that Jaleel white?

[@TexasNorthDFW]

Yep!

[@E12_Sterling]

This is highly addictive; I can't seem to peel off!

[@cameronthorby5799]

I did hate the repetition of him being 100% certain and ending up wrong at least 2-3 times every episode.

[@johnlock1605]

Want to know a very easy way of telling if someone is not a doctor? Watch how they use a stethoscope. 7:04. See what I mean. For doctors put stethoscope on is like wearing your shoes, sure on the odd occasion you put it on incorrectly but you correct it straight away. Trust me backward stethoscope is neither comfortable or able to hear well.

[@_CryptoNoob_]

House never gets old. I put it on every night to go to sleep. There will never be another character that captures a narcissistic genius quite like Dr. House.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

The word narcissistic gets thrown around too easily these days. Yes, he had some narcissistic qualities yet he did not have narcissistic personality disorder otherwise he wouldn't risk his life/freedom/job again and again to save his patients. Yes, he is mainly motivated by desire to solve puzzles but he still cares about saving lives too.

[@Ancienregime8090]

3:25 This is pure Sherlock logic. House is such a spiritual iteration.

[@mcjollirogers]

her steth's on backwards 6:58. looks that way

[@laurencebrown1682]

Odette Annable must have the perfect symmetry and proportions in facial features. Her face is breathtaking. Yes, even more than Olivia Wilde.

[@scottpeterson7500]

She was truly classic on the tv series Supergirl, awesome

[@UrfavheatherD]

​@@scottpeterson7500REALL,PLUS THE WAY SHE WAS INTRODUCED ON HOUSE WAS AMAZING HONESTLY