Wilson On Speed | House M.D..

[@gloomyblackfur399]

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

[@princesurein7275]

He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

[@GrifoStelle]

👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

[@freshpulp112]

I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

[@rohan123456ful]

Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

[@speed150mph]

That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

[@TheFlair4thedramatic]

I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

[@tsmitz8184]

It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

[@atharali6390]

Xxx

[@atharali6390]

Xxx

[@Kyriakos703]

@@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

[@rehaniftikhar3266]

0000

[@TonyPerez816]

Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

[@hihtitmamnan]

lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

[@tjjordan4207]

The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

[@oldred2470]

Plus either way it was a win for house

[@exveemonking]

I assumed he was about to offer to pay House for grabbing the coffee.

[@aaronvector4750]

"I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

[@morfeyy-]

foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing" wilson: "house... you've tanned"

[@Maweena]

Speeeed 🤗

[@Holder_25]

That's right

[@Crowswing19]

It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

[@lunaticxyz9999]

Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

[@KyanosBFF]

His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

[@EPrimeify]

Oximeter.

[@shengwu9077]

@@EPrimeifycool

[@neileapenninan8706]

@@EPrimeify it has both in one device dude

[@EPrimeify]

@@neileapenninan8706 huh?

[@neileapenninan8706]

@@EPrimeify oh it was a pulse oximeter my bad, I took the name literally

[@ramiyanes8607]

“A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!” -Dr. House

[@mirzaahmed6589]

*you work

[@sowhat...]

@@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

[@EmperorRahem]

@@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

[@meleardil]

Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

[@Noelfriday]

@@EmperorRahem Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

[@JDMatthias]

The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

[@RiteshSingh-po7tm]

Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

[@KantHandleThis]

Yes, she’s an adorable character

[@beanshady]

She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

[@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239]

J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

[@THESLlCK]

@@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

[@SteveCowlishaw]

"You dosed me!" "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me" lol always gets me

[@MrRepoman197]

House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

[@tjjordan4207]

It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

[@cix9420]

@@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

[@greenbareet]

@@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

[@ryuzakikun96]

I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

"I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Are you sure it's not lupus?

[@DrAskildsen]

Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

[@DrAskildsen]

@@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

[@meowdy3490]

Its never lupus!

[@jartmd]

Meowdy you beat me to it

[@limvoux]

"AHA, YOU YAWNED!" *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"* I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

[@chaosdweller]

U have a very strange attitude

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@chaosdweller not so strange really

[@chaosdweller]

@@itsjustvin7630 lol

[@TheGamexsplosion]

Vin Sama strange

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@TheGamexsplosion eh not really.

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

[@Summertimeislife]

Your pic scared me for a sec

[@BIGDDrome]

You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

[@hunterthomson2012]

@@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

[@anhnhvn]

@@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

[@totoro-chan7700]

Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

[@DemonicRobots]

I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

1. Mops up his fault 2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite 3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

[@justthememelordsnextdoor9120]

I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

[@Inkspeckle]

also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

[@Nimish204]

Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

[@sirkelendor5429]

​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

[@stagna1959]

Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

[@Lord_Cynrik]

House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

[@ECW5320]

@@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

[@underdude9818]

Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

[@Pyan3z]

Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

[@AngelMendoza-um8pm]

He didn't realize it yet

[@blucheez19]

I bought you an espresso *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

[@moodlampActual]

Didn't even notice lol

[@mkratos17]

Stuff like that made the show great lol

[@daltonlynch2248]

That's me as a boss xD

[@ThashaPN12]

😂😂😂

[@The_Stray]

I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

[@fawkes6352]

"And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time." House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

[@lizziearnold9819]

Princess Bride vibes 💙

[@ooin_otaku4282]

@@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

[@MasterArchfiend]

The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

[@BassRacerx]

it's call ADHD lmao

[@LudaChez]

@@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

[@nathananderson7962]

The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

[@agentseptember7185]

They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

[@nathananderson7962]

@@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

[@HolySeven-sk2hf]

Which Episode is this ?

[@nowandaround312]

​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

[@zen_7748]

@@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

[@drakon6878]

Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup* Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

[@bluemartian9]

YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

[@Behemoth_Rogue]

My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

[@ngossett75]

They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

[@reyyoung7767]

INCONCEIVABLE

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

God I love you people

[@ADunleavy]

Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

[@katl3892]

There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

[@victorpradha9946]

Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

[@victorpradha9946]

@@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

[@katl3892]

@@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

[@websterri]

@@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

[@youtubenerd7898]

“I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

[@damirjelic7594]

I cahf taljmy

[@youtubenerd7898]

Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

[@damirjelic7594]

I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

[@youtubenerd7898]

Damir Jelic oh

[@lauralebel]

Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

[@ibrahimjaved5574]

I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

[@quietplace8455]

*”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”* ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

[@maximumeffort5877]

SPEEEED IS KEEEY

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

..

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

....

[@willowd0ll]

I love that moment 😂😂

[@CrusaderDom3]

LMAO I KNOW RIGHR ! Like why did he did that with his hands ? 😂😂😂

[@ReflectionEternal2]

Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!" House: "Only because you didn't trust me!" I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

[@damat9607]

If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

[@ShimSladyBrand]

damat 960 right

[@EmeraldCrocodil]

@@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

[@sabinatsang]

The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

[@kheperasekmet5197]

Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

[@RightfootWestHam]

"Im late for a ... breast thing"

[@lockedontarget770]

Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

[@vinnieg6161]

@@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

[@SmilingExecutioner]

I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

[@installshieldwizard3017]

I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

[@w-ols-7199]

This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

[@hihtitmamnan]

you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

[@maestrobjwa90]

I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

[@generichuman2044]

He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

[@rabbitearsguy]

He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

[@rabbitearsguy]

Oh wait nevermind xD

[@forestrot666]

That was a gum dust my dear.

[@MomMom4Cubs]

I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

[@matthewbradley3395]

"I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

[@SirTreehugger]

You surely have a dizzying intellect.

[@VTXHobbies]

Wait till I get going!

[@keeganmckristlly3234]

Where was I... Australia. Yes, Australia....

[@knopflerfan9069]

lol that was my thought watching that part too

[@samcochran8203]

@Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me Your just stalling now You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

[@PrenticeNeto]

Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

[@joebenzz]

The "dafuq?" face XD

[@Gold6240]

@@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

[@bjchit]

"Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

[@samuelshearer8686]

Vicky Stark Aa

[@goodnight4u]

I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them. . That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

[@goodnight4u]

@@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

[@saifblade]

@@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

[@willcoffarchives]

​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

[@Alex-vl1mk]

I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

[@h0ctApmoingay]

Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

[@wolf2468]

bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

[@Nanyael]

Love you, girl

[@moguldamongrel3054]

Cause you have underlying daddy issues

[@Ease54]

I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

[@revenge856]

Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

[@alexmaster99100]

"I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

[@lindsaymcauley9345]

alexmaster99100 4:12

[@ericvargas5499]

Shut up nigh

[@Larkinnz]

Is it funny that I read this the same time it happened in the video

[@padfoot1178]

alexmaster99100 speed I am speed

[@DriftDesu_]

*Octane when he uses stim*

[@jovivh6584]

“That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive” That joke didn’t age well

[@vanerek]

Well... It was more than the six weeks

[@f2detaboada]

That was the point of the joke

[@VicRibeiro777]

@Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

[@Para1122]

@@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

[@akiraic]

he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

[@haley.murphy]

"i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

[@thebananamelon5065]

Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

[@calm_compost]

Wow....

[@ebbietee98]

Iconic

[@riannekuilder7374]

DAMN THAT'S TRUE! I almost never speak in public but when I do I just start rambling.

[@annajormungandr5449]

Hey at least your not house

[@therealconniefrancis]

😂

[@CoCantz]

3:46 "You dont know my medical history" Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

[@heyhoe168]

lmao

[@wessltov]

Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

[@John-en4vd]

Don’t*

[@comeoncarl5616]

@@John-en4vd don't*

[@John-en4vd]

Stereotypical KZbin Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

[@ac4th371]

House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

[@Echelon-xh8mb]

FIFA 99

[@christophergoree6357]

Holmes and Watson...

[@akkipakkii]

Harvey and mike from suits ♥️

[@matthewmontgomery6885]

Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

[@madhushrutimukherjee]

I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

[@ØBL3D]

@Divergent Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

[@MOBHouse]

miss this show so much

[@annubis1912]

And netflix removed it from their library :(

[@2012isRonPaul]

as much as a testicle tumour

[@MrRepoman197]

I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

[@starbug1898]

Watch The Good Doctor It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

[@wlee9888]

Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

[@factbeaglesarebest]

“Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”. Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

[@branlopgar]

The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

[@bakabiru2519]

the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor. Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

[@wittyreviewer]

@@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

[@hardwirecars]

@@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

[@Ridisword]

@@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

[@user-il1db4fr6t]

His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

[@cybellekaehler4627]

therapy: expensive the wilson on speed scene: free

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you ever do a breast exam on speed?

[@Yoiyejsjwjanbsej]

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Wilson sure did!

[@Elfaia]

Can't tell if the girl was into him or creeping out.

[@DekkarJr]

She was into it :P

[@williambrennan104]

I think both

[@RejectReef]

Yes.

[@bstmeg5237]

Little of both

[@robinlaurence6284]

You don’t know women. She thought he was a pathetic weirdo.

[@jlodog]

"I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up" *Now give me your Vicodin*

[@andrew7taylor]

The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

[@andrewwitham8493]

Ironic ay? 😂

[@jeffbrownme2]

Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

[@tsetsgiindelbee1340]

@@jeffbrownme2 yep

[@jawadmohad333]

😭

[@jts12fan]

2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

[@alexan2717]

He's so done😂

[@alecmueller3299]

Wilsons reaction at the end "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

[@garrettreish5644]

He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

[@lindasmith6316]

@@garrettreish5644 LOL!

[@mikevignola4213]

I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him. Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

[@dustinbenzel8704]

@@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

[@meganb.2249]

"You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good." Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity. No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

[@pyromaniac2104]

...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

[@millicentchuyin6763]

@@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

[@pyromaniac2104]

@@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

[@samgeurdi6351]

He's so smart even diseases bores him.

[@nonexist7386]

Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

[@genleeman]

JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

[@baghousetechnician9815]

@@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

[@BethFlower7889]

Bore**

[@Mortsmommy123]

I think they’re boring in general

[@JustinMeansRighteous]

I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

[@Crowald]

All jokes aside, Girl getting the exam was absurdly hot.

[@fashionsuckman4652]

I disagree

[@rwalper]

She wasn't even sweating, the doctor was.

[@gameismyhobby]

@@fashionsuckman4652 Why though? 😂

[@fashionsuckman4652]

@@gameismyhobby i though she was very unattractive

[@gkobosable]

Her name is Shonda Farr

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone. Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

[@DeuPKay]

No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

[@Lone_Wolf91]

I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

[@youseff500]

Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

[@Lone_Wolf91]

youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

[@blackfyre9559]

"Aha,you yawned!" "Aha... you tried to kil me" Gets me everytime🤣🤣

[@Chris_morbius1298]

I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

[@country_flyboy]

@@Chris_morbius1298 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

[@danieloconnell3139]

Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

[@ZeroSteel45]

its such a same its not on netflix anymore

[@Pablo-V]

ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

[@genkers]

how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

[@Pablo-V]

genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

[@wiiplayxbox360]

I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

[@genkers]

you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

[@piesho]

How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees? I have big hands. This is your coffee.

[@jkm7983]

Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

[@AhsanRabeet]

A tray?

[@iGuy28]

....he explains it... *in the video*

[@mustangrt8866]

"I stacked them"

[@AzguardMike]

"i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

[@iowaclass5657]

“You don’t know my medical history!” Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

[@nawtmyrealnamelol]

0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

[@TondaViewPL]

Such a good actor!

[@Onedayilbeok]

Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

[@WOLFSUPERSTAR]

1K liker :)

[@shahramnv8743]

@@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

[@yahiadib8424]

"you know he wants you" "you know he's good" "you know he can make you good" "I don't know what I'm saying" "you know what I'm saying" I wish he spent more time on this dose

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you dosed me!!!!

[@JohnnyS1cK]

I love Wilson. For me, he was the best character of the show. Robert Sean Leonard did such an amazing job!

[@jonrenielnorca9221]

I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

[@anukritisinha2646]

0:38 always kills me xD Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

[@Three-Headed-Monkey]

Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

[@eyylmao5370]

3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

[@wildones9339]

He probably dosed both

[@hakurei06]

Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist. Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

[@sillyking1991]

tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

[@guuhs]

He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

[@shelbypictureslimited4621]

He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Wilson was goin to stroke

[@star..boy_]

“i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

[@Avinakayjoon]

"aha you yawned" "aha you tried to kill me" god I miss them 😂

[@bttrl8thnspncr]

What's up ARMY 💜

[@jkt4748]

Like Ernie and Bert.

[@oli2328]

House: I bought you an espresso. Wilson: checks wallet

[@branlopgar]

Friendship goals

[@oli2328]

@@branlopgar ikr

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

[@babybachelor9287]

"Or you have cerebral tumor, and you have 6 weeks to live" the irony.

[@wabi_sabi52]

irony?

[@aaarjs]

@@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

[@arij_chappell3273]

Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

[@TheDJGrandPa]

@@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

Foreshadowing much?

[@evanjazzista]

RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

[@jokerinthebronx]

NEVER trust House when he's doing something nice. Wilson shouldn't have gone within a MILE of that coffee. I miss these two. That episode in Season 8 where House helps Wilson take massive chemo to try and cure his cancer really showed how much House truly does care about Wilson. What he did for him in that episode is hardcore friendship. I only have one or two homeboys I'd risk killing in my apartment if they asked me.

[@argonwheatbelly637]

House and Wilson work, because Achilles and Patroclus worked, and Alexander and Hephaestion worked. It's classic: one soul in two bodies.

[@tjfrye11]

Especially since he took the time to make a video for Wilson while he was passed out for wen Wilson went back to work... He knew Wilson would need a pick me up & saw the perfect opportunity while he was also helping wilson

[@wendyokoopa7048]

House and Wilson is the greatest bromance in modern tv history and possibly due to toxic misandry i.e toxic feminism it would probably not be allowed.

[@tjfrye11]

@@wendyokoopa7048 well ofc… a man going about being the best at what he does, & mocking everyone equally would not be ok... if you're a man, &/or mock women, you're automatically deemed a misogynistic nazi

[@mohamadmahmoud6926]

Tony Mirabella Wilson is the only true person house loved. Well he loved cuddy but the goddamn writers fucked him out of his happiness there.

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

"I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

[@kanishkchingar751]

Hansane videos

[@fooddrugadministrator4079]

He’s on Speed but not Ritalin!

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

Ritalin SR Ritalin is legal Speed.

[@notoriousblt1038]

4:11

[@intothelight1713]

All things aside, the girl was cute af

[@alt-monarchist]

Cute???? She was FUCKING HOTT

[@zyaicob]

she's *so* hot

[@shahriarhakim6673]

smokin hot

[@TheGoldcountry]

"I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

[@mandeloo9404]

TheGoldcountry no it's not.

[@BadDayLp]

Mande Loo Yes it is.

[@GoldViolinFlutist]

What was in there?

[@MichuV5]

GoldViolinFlutist urine

[@vsr9105]

Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

[@romulusnr]

Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

[@DoppSkates]

Robert Sean Leonard(wilson) lives in my town, I've met him a handful of times at the local grocery store real nice guy, very polite. Fun fact- he smokes marlboro lights by the carton

[@thekamotodragon]

damn if that's true, that's super ironic, considering i'm pretty sure he dies of lung cancer in the show lol.

[@smellamyblake8352]

@@thekamotodragon No its brain cancer.

[@Flora-vo9ds]

SmellamyBlake it’s lymphoma...

[@thekamotodragon]

@@Flora-vo9ds yea you're right i think, lol i really forgot and messed up my comment, rip lol

[@smellamyblake8352]

Flora X. Lin no it a thynoma, in this thymus(part of his brain)

[@BLK_MN]

Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

4:16 he didn't know how close he was.

[@lavans5721]

Ooohhh noooooooooo

[@sowhat...]

Close to what?

[@taiwanesestandardtime3388]

"I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

[@hackpen]

I'm late for a breast thing.. You know he wants you you know he's good you know he can make you good..I don't know what I'm saying..I-dont.. y-you know what I'm saying and you know I'm right I gotta go

[@beaconrider]

M-m-m-makes p-p-p-perfectsense to m-m-me.

[@DrBees-ms2vt]

HackPen Lmao! I scrolled down and this came up right as he started to say the quote.

[@kevaninthe4135]

Your avi is perfect.

[@sweetolbrew]

Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

[@mikehawk9784]

0:03 Me at the pharmacy

[@williamatkinson2906]

💀

[@andreasviken2949]

That cancer foreshadowing, though

[@sad-womeninthehouse4249]

karilyin wait so does he die of cancer??

[@tino2049]

Yes...

[@dipen7224]

@@sad-womeninthehouse4249 welcome to the sadness bro..

[@justsomeguy2825]

Except Wilson's tumor was in his chest then metastesized to his lymph nodes, not in his brain. Also 5 months to live so.

[@nanaalmani4300]

karilyin Freaking doctors, always in denial of their own health

[@knopflerfan9069]

"I stacked them" his expression while demonstrating lmao

[@amandastevens1117]

"I'm on speeeeed" *jazz hands*

[@iamrolfie3755]

Imagine how awkward this would be in real life.

[@sebastianmaregatti]

IAmRolfie my bff would’ve reported me

[@branlopgar]

I mean, any patient would have reported Wilson after a line like that while touching her breasts. He would have probably gotten away with it because he had proof he was under the influence of amphetamines without his knowledge or consent, but still. But, if shit like that happened in House, then where's the fun in the series?

[@RamzaBeoulves]

I somehow never realized how good of an actor he is until I started re-watching the whole show

[@abhinayamarykoshy1264]

Ramza Beoulves Hugh or Robert?

[@RamzaBeoulves]

Robert, starting to like him more and more

[@Shiirow]

well when you have a brilliant dramatic and comedic actor like Hugh Laurie to work off of, you raise your game to new levels.

[@davidoshaughnessy2074]

This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

[@InVinoVeratas]

House after giving Wilson some Speed : _“You got Pranked!”_ *[COFFEE PRANK GONE WRONG!! ESPRESSO LACED WITH SPEED; GONE SEXUAL!!]*

[@bubblej2]

G o N E S e X U a L

[@JordanP6885]

@Landon Hagerman lol dude what? Did you watch the beginning of the video where he literally dumps crushed up adderall into the espresso cup?

[@katebattista7400]

@Landon Hagerman Yes, the urine spiked his heart rate. So smart.

[@artreus7138]

I love how House knows that Wilson will be that suspicious he even won't take the coffee House offers him :D

[@TimesFM4532]

Think it would have been funny if he spiked both coffees

[@siphy9335]

So proud of Wilson trying to stay pure even on speed

[@DocWyldeCard]

No matter how many times I watch this, it never fails to make me laugh. Best. Subplot. EVER. In this show.

[@adamfowler5475]

I love how it shows Wilson tapping his leg rapidly, as the first indication.

[@artudetwo5664]

The winking part was awesome 👏

[@allenharper2928]

Really wholesome moment, even if he was tweaking at the time lol

[@attornsky]

"I am not on anti-depressants, I am on speeeed." This was the funniest thing I've ever watched

[@chadhiggins7171]

I've never seen such an accurate portrayal of how someone on speed acts before.

[@justinokraski3796]

I love how they know medicine so well that they can just trade pills back and forth casually at the end

[@bellerain381]

I had such a crush on Wilson while watching the show and I still watch clips of him and House! You gotta give Wilson credit, putting up with House all this time!

[@fishbuddy547]

Wow, he's a really good actor.

[@pmarreck]

Can we just appreciate that House is so good at calculation and knows Wilson so well that he knew to offer the OTHER cup first?

[@Badhead1970]

I actually thought Wilson was the best character on House.

[@TheAlps36]

If you slow it to 0.75 he talks at a normal speed XD

[@JamaicanRain]

Thanks. :p

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

@Adrian Pietkiewicz Oh blimey - you're right. Nice catch.

[@tjfrye11]

Wow that is wonderful... He genuinely sounds like he does normally, it's wonderful

[@mordredvonumbra154]

Holy shit your right.