How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh | Irish Girl Reacts

[@DianeJennings]

Heads up, I filmed this video a little while ago. It was in copyright jail and then I just didn’t feel like releasing it… The bit where I plug channel membership and Patreon FYI, the editor Diane reward on channel membership is no longer available because only three people signed up for it 😂 see? She’s not as popular as she think she is

[@richardtodd6843]

... but she's just as vengeful as people think she might be.

[@LindaC616]

Hey, I saw Kelloggs makes Crunchy Nut Salted Caramel cornflakes cereal, marketed only in UK and Europe 😢. Maybe you could do a taste test, it's your wheelhouse!

[@kiltedbroshar4187]

But ED is awsome

[@AgentX2006]

Fun fact. The current unemployment rate as of Feb. 2023 was 3.6%

[@iceman34]

Or it wasn’t broadcast as much as it could have been

[@christophermckinney3924]

In most small towns across the US, the police will play the firefighters in an annual charity softball game to raise money for some worthy cause. That's the reference to the softball game around 3:40.

[@pontiac411]

You have to really appreciate sarcasm to be a Tosh fan because he will push the limit but that's what makes him good at what he does.

[@MrMwmussel1]

Police and firefighters have friendly rivalry. In some place this can include trash talk, pranks, and sporting competitions.

[@LindaC616]

In my dad's day, it was because there was a threat that the city was going to combine the two forces in one living space, and the firemen did not want that.

[@bert9311]

Diane, police and firefighters always play 1 or 2 softball/ baseball games against each other for the competition between the departments.

[@OneThousandHomoDJs]

And a "mercy rule" states that if the score is embarrassingly lopsided, the game will be forfeited to spare everyone the headache of finishing a game that's already "over." A mercy rule might state that, if the score in a softball game is, say, 72 to 3 in the 5th inning, they'd probably call it.

[@frankiek2269]

@@OneThousandHomoDJs There’s also a mercy rule in Little League, only ten runs an inning. In college and high school sports, like basketball, if you’re up by 30, it’s a running clock. They don’t stop the clock like they normally would for out of bounds, or scores.

[@eolsunder]

he's basically saying that the all black police team is going to kick the butt of the all white fireman team.

[@ALCPEREZ]

Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious is another great special

[@Thunderball.Mcgillicutty]

His stand up is underrated.....most people nowadays will be super offended 😂😂

[@joemummerth8340]

as they should be , he`s a total pos !

[@wickidmainah]

Yes, but thats the best part

[@love55ickbeat5]

Bruh south park and family guy is still on the air and Dave Chapelle never got cancelled. Get off the internet 😂

[@FiresCollide]

Most people are not offended by stand-up. It's always just a small group to the far right or far left. The rest of us understand it's comedy.

[@JasonMoir]

Will have to finish this later...looking forward to your reaction. Tosh is so funny.

[@DianeJennings]

Hope you enjoy😊

[@Zombie_Trooper]

His special Completely Serious is one of my all time comedy specials.

[@Psilocybin77]

It just hit me how much I miss Tosh.O

[@danielcohen631]

Great hearing a famous person admit to being lucky 😂😂😂

[@Hydepop19]

This shit like 10 years old

[@fluffylittlebear]

@@Hydepop19 Goldfish are orange.

[@azuesky_]

He has a gift from GOD!

[@principalmcvicker6530]

Love daniel tosh! Saw him live in 2013 when i was in high school

[@DianeJennings]

I’m surprised how many people have heard of him!

[@Ryan_Dye-r]

Well, there's different statistics related to unemployment. People who are actively looking for a job and unemployed (long term), people who only unemployed for a week or two in-between different jobs (frictional unemployment), and people who are not looking for a job and unemployed either because they are homeless with no desire to work, or because they have another means of income.

[@jmanj3917]

11:33 Most economists prefer an unemployment rate around four percent as a sign of a healthy economy. If it's higher, then the economy isn't growing quickly enough to keep peopleemployed; if it's below four percent then the economy isn't expanding enough to challenge new frontiers. It's also an effect of the supply and demand curves for the cost of labor.

[@wjr10110]

Fun video as always, Diane! For me Daniel Tosh has always been one of those comedians that if it's been a while since I've seen him I find myself enjoying his standup, but at the same time I reach my capacity for his content fairly quickly and then have no real desire to watch any of his stuff again for an extended period of time.

[@DianeJennings]

Haha. That is a very specific type of humour Walter!

[@rogergray2247]

Hi Diane! It's been chilly here, so I bought a sweater but it was full of static electricity, so I returned it to the store and they gave me another one free of charge. Happy Monday!

[@DianeJennings]

😂😂😂

[@LindaC616]

​@DianeJennings there's like...FOUR of them now!

[@MrMwmussel1]

The official unemployment number is 3.6%. But remember a large number of our jobs are low pay part time jobs is the service sector.

[@other9293]

That is also based on the percentage on unemployment and looking for a job. If you have timed out on your unemployment benefits, you are no longer counted. I.e., lots of unemployed people not looking for employment and/or not being counted.

[@sdcowboy85]

Yeah...that's the same literally everywhere

[@t0dd000]

​@@other9293 They do track the "no longer working or unable to work" folks as best we can.

[@michaelsheedy9354]

It's know as the U6# 46% engaged in working or looking. That's only 54%

[@joesephkroll2056]

Someone voted trump

[@gregmcmahon957]

Happy Monday! I enjoy this video. Have a good week.

[@DianeJennings]

Thank you! You too!

[@rushfan9thcmd]

Happy Spring tomorrow. 🤗

[@DianeJennings]

Same to you!

[@zmelon]

Daniel is friggin' awesome‼️ Very sarcastic and on point.

[@houseofaction]

interesting fact: soccer is a European term it is short of association football which was simply shortened to Soccer

[@BlackieNuff]

"I don't give a Tosh" LOL, I was waiting for that!

[@jmanj3917]

9:00 Lol...He's absolutely right about this.

[@wavesinthe5112]

More TOSH!! He’s my top 5 comedian

[@CMB21497]

The U.S. has a 3.6% unemployment rate. We are having a labor shortage. If a person wants a job, then they will get one. Ireland's unemployment rate is only at 4.4%. This is amazing since it typically hovers around 10% historically.

[@Sorozatfuggoseg]

People Pleasure Moss and Eggplant are more omg worthy 😂 this one is the lightest Tosh 😂

[@brianclemetson8781]

From the beginning Daniel tosh has been totally honest about him trying to offend everybody in. I believe this is actually his genius to continuing his routine as he does. As much more tenured comedians say David Chappelle have been blasted.

[@Adiscretefirm]

Fire vs Police softball games are often charity events in small towns and locals buy tickets with the money being donated.

[@marklar7551]

Big guns v big hoses sort of rivalry too

[@DianeJennings]

Gotcha

[@wabash9000]

The unemployment numbers are not a full representation of the number of people with jobs because they are a comparison of the number of people with jobs vs the number or people looking for work. They don't include people who can't work because they are on disability or stay at home parents who are not looking for work.

[@DianeJennings]

Oh that makes a lot of sense actually

[@ryanissuper1334]

@@DianeJennings Our unemployment numbers are really low now due to our largest generation, the baby boomers, retiring and dying off.

[@mickeydooley2230]

Or people that work under the table

[@mythoceanas8874]

Also, he wrote the joke in 2014 when the number was 6% and it was on a decline at that point.

[@rettawhinnery]

The unemployment rate is currently US Unemployment Rate is at 3.60%, compared to 3.40% last month and 3.80% last year. However, they don't count people who have been unemployed for so long that their benefits have run out, and they are no longer eligible to receive unemployment benefits.

[@edkeaton]

Happy Monday Diane! I really enjoy your reactions to these comedians because your reactions to them are funny and cute and genuine. And they make my day better. Thanks for sharing this. Have a great rest of your week! 😅😁👍

[@DianeJennings]

Thank you! You too!

[@mattheweudy2396]

1:10 “Mummy needs her meds”😂

[@DianeJennings]

Heehee 😉

[@LoriCollis]

Daniel Tosh is hilarious! Pretty dark, but funny!

[@janicesbowen9977]

I have a recommendation for you, check out Mr. Ballen. I watch him on KZbin but I think he's on other social media formats as well. He is a very good storyteller.

[@IndyRockStar]

Daniel Tosh is from Titusville, Florida. (about 1 hr from Orlando, FL)

[@billyclabough9835]

The current U.S. unemployment rate is 3.6 percent. However, unemployment in the U.S. is defined as "the share of the labor force that is without work but available for and seeking employment.", so it does not mean 96.4% of the U.S. is employed. Young children, retired people, severely disabled, etc... are not part of the unemployment number.

[@peterjamesfoote3964]

It’s 3.6% right now I think. Very good.

[@rickeycarey4556]

I have watched Tosh.O before on comedy central on cable. First time I have seen the uncensored version. Uncensored version is better. Unemployment rate right now is 3.5 percent in 2023. We all want the easiest most paying job possible. Chewie does have the best job ever being cute. Being paid in treats and cuddles is a big plus. Thanks for making the start of the week joyful Diane.

[@DianeJennings]

Aww! You’re welcome Rickey

[@rickeycarey4556]

@@DianeJennings 🤗🎙🥳🍗🧸

[@danielbenincasa770]

Loved this! Thanks I love to laugh. By the way Diane. You have a gorgeous smile! 😊😉

[@dobber43]

I love tosh this special and his one where the parts are all named after colors are hilarious he needs to come back it'd been so long

[@Scott-J]

9 percent! US unemployment is at 3.6% in 2023. We got up to 10% in 2009 and almost 15% in 2020. The height of the great depression saw 25%. That's based on working age adults. We don't count children and retirees. Though I would argue children are "employed" in going to school. Retirees are "self employed" by their retirement investments and savings.

[@johnhemphill1938]

This is so funny. That dude was wild, great video.

[@paullangland6877]

I remember watching that guy on the show Tosh.O. He's a pretty funny guy.

[@3rdjrh]

Daniel tosh is just gold

[@rettawhinnery]

The name Tosh has several possible origins. Scottish (central and eastern): shortened form of McIntosh , which is also established in Antrim and Derry, Ireland. Americanized form of German Tosch , in part of Sorbian origin. Americanized form of Slovenian Toš: from an old shortened form of the personal name Tomaž (see Thomas ). Compare Tush . As for the rate of occurrence, I found this. (I think it's not common.) It is borne by approximately 1 in 913,112 people. The last name occurs mostly in The Americas, where 32 percent of Tosh are found; 31 percent are found in North America and 31 percent are found in Anglo-North America. It is also the 151,946th most frequently occurring first name internationally, borne by 2,387 people. Based on US Census Bureau data the estimated population of people named TOSH is 2,485, the rank is 13,297 and the proportion per 100k Americans named TOSH is 0.78. BTW, I'm from Kansas and I thought this was very funny.

[@ClayLoomis1958]

I'd go with the German derivation, as Daniel was born in Germany to American parents.

[@oliviayoung8040]

My son was just watching him yesterday matter of fact. Hes hilarious.

[@zackkullis5555]

Sooooo funny and soooo accurate! 😂😂

[@ShaMicKan]

"I enjoyed 90% of that'. Way to cover your butt there, Diane.

[@DianeJennings]

😂😂😂

[@jmanj3917]

12:05 All dogs have jobs.

[@tattoodude8946]

The great thing about Tosh is he looks so clean - I mean, at a glance you would not expect what comes out of his mouth. I think that gives him an edge on the humor right out of the gate. Regardless, he is a very underrated comedian.

[@mattheweudy2396]

3:23 he’s got a talent for taking the piss without making a political stance, literal lol!

[@bodhisattva9190]

Doug Stanhope: No Refunds. It's dark but crazy funny

[@Andres64B]

The current unemployment rate in the US is 3.6%.

[@robc1952]

love this guy

[@DianeJennings]

Never heard of him before

[@robc1952]

@@DianeJennings never heard of him until you put him on, but I like what he had to say,

[@robc1952]

very funny and truthful comedian

[@alexhigginbotham8635]

It's more like 45% have 2 jobs. No one can survive on 1 job here.

[@chipparmley]

As always highly enjoyable

[@isaiahlightfoot6625]

Eddie Murphy Delirious is a classic! 10/10 recommend

[@matsrecordcollection]

He was born in Germany to American parents but raised in Florida.

[@DianeJennings]

I saw that when I wrote the description-interesting

[@matsrecordcollection]

@@DianeJennings Rereading that I realized it sounded condescending: That means when someone talks down to you. ; )

[@bert9311]

He went to the University of Central Florida in Orlando

[@brookec.b.3611]

I love Diane! But I ... don't love Daniel Tosh 😬 But it was fun to see this reaction. Diane's killing it with the great content 🙌 Anything to keep Chewie employed! 😂

[@joshnease9695]

Good video Tosh is hilarious

[@garyd1125]

Another excellent reaction video everyone have a wonderful week!😎👍

[@DianeJennings]

Thanks! You too!

[@jmanj3917]

7:30 Lmfao. Yeah... Called it!

[@shogunn2517]

I seriously haven't laughed this hard in months!

[@wabash9000]

I've seen several of his shows, but I haven't seen this one.

[@DianeJennings]

Get ready 😂

[@luis_g_77]

Unemployment is something like 3.5 % I think but also people define unemployed differently

[@brianharrington4045]

Tosh is one of the most inappropriate comedians ever. He's hilarious!

[@danielbenincasa770]

Hi Diane! You should listen to the group Pentatonix. Its a cappella group. They have won 3 Grammy awards. They were nominated for 4. I never heard of a cappella group winning a Grammy. Please check them out. You will love them. They sing cover songs. Listen & watch them sing "The Prayer" - "Amazing Grace"- "Imagine" - "Sound of Silence" - "Daft Punk" -Oh you will love their version of "Hallelujah" - "Little Drummer Boy" - " Can You Feel the Love Tonight" Your audience will love it. 👌 😉

[@camronwilliams]

I love this guy

[@Cj-ou8jq]

3:48 here in America, between all first responders: firefighters, cops, ems, sanitation, etc... the departments we serve in have organized sports teams: baseball, softball, football, hockey, soccer, wrestling, etc... Almost yearly, departments, mainly cops and firefighters will host a charity game. Proceeds go to organizations/ charities that serve members of both departments in need of financial help because of health or injury, they cant work. Theres also history of, we call it sibling rivalry between cops and firefighters. In the heat of the game, winning is taken so seriously, tempers can flare and I leave imagination up to you... Stereotypically, for purposes of explaining the joke, stereotypes say that POC are more athletic than white people. "Who wants tickets to the softball game now? Better put in a mercy rule..." hopefully the explanation helps!

[@knightamongknaves]

I believe he has / had a shown on late night TV show called "Tosh.0" on Comedy Central ran 2009 to 2020

[@roberthughes2402]

You might want to check out 5 from Daniel. For clarity, 5 is the name of the cut from his special Happy Thoughts.

[@Lewa1110]

"I've not heard of Daniel Tosh" Me: HOHOHOHO DIANE IS IN FOR A TREAT

[@dobiebloke9311]

Diane - I'm sure somebody's already it said it, but the Cops and Fireman sometimes have softball games against each other, as many business' and industries do. These are usually weekend games, nearly always involving a keg of beer, and maybe family and friends. A mercy rule, is used if one team leads by 9 runs, then the game's over. It can actually be however many runs people agree to, but it's actually foolish in a softball game (just like baseball, but with a bigger ball and a shrunken field), as scores of 25 to 18 are not unheard of. Nines runs can be made up. I think the mercy rule is most commonly used in Little League games (kids, playing with a regulation hardball, as in the pros, but on the smaller, 2/3rd size field that softball is played on). In Little League, one team might be way better than another, so a 9 run mercy rule, puts the losers out of their misery, and everyone goes out for pizza or ice cream (to let the healing begin). As to the name Tosh, the only other time I've heard that name, was Peter Tosh, who along with Bob Marley and Bunny Wailer, formed the Wailers, an early Reggae band from Jamaica, around '62 (Get Up, Stand Up, Don't Give Up the Fight, and many others). His given name was Hubert McIntosh. As to Daniel Tosh, I'm not sure if his comedy half hour show is still on Comedy Central or not, but it's basically a standup show with a few skits thrown in, structured more or less like the Chappelle Show once was. He comes across as a sweet, innocent kid from the Midwest (I don't know, Ohio or so), but believe me, he's got a dark side. He's quite funny, to my mind, but there have been times when I've cringed, which when it comes to comedians, I think is a good sign. As to Unemployment figures (not that I really understand them), but they are not a 'true' number of the percentage of people unemployed to those employed. It's more about how many people filed for unemployment benefits the past month, than anything. Once the Unemployment benefits run out, some people just give up and become homeless, no longer 'counted' amongst the employed or unemployed. Truly, a man without a country, kind of homeless.

[@BillW1]

The soccer jokes were the best😂

[@greendragonpublishing]

So this is a deep cut - but you might enjoy Tom Lehrer songs. He was a math teacher turned comedian/singer back in the 1950s, but many of his songs are still perfectly relevant. Now, the 'Irish Ballad' song has lots of stereotypes. But songs like Poising Pigeons in the Park, The Vatican Rag, I Got it From Agnes (recently a lot more relevant), The Elements, The Hunting Song, etc. are all fun.

[@defineboredom]

Oh!!! Daniel Tosh. I thought you were checking out Peter Tosh, the musician. Oh well. laughing instead of swaying to Reggae. not a horrible trade off.

[@hamsta11]

man Tosh's comedy special has aged amazingly well

[@sierrahp]

Ancient Aussie curse - "Like and subscribe or your chooks will turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

[@timmymorgan9377]

You need to do an eating tour of this US!

[@-RONNIE]

Good video 👍🏻

[@KellyAnn2390]

I'd love to see you react to Jim Gaffigan or John Mulaney. Both have tons of specials and are some of the best America has to offer as far as comedy.

[@matthewhood7844]

Agreed!

[@Pulse4664]

@4:51 facts.

[@Drescher1984]

Josh Blue Dry Bar set both of them are fun

[@jimspetdragons3737]

Just for the record, Unemployment numbers are only those collecting unemployment (mostly). Those no longer eligible or never were eligible (terminated/retired, etc.) for unemployment are not counted. The number is closer to (over) 20% if you look at the right (more realistic) metrics. That 9% is higher than pre-covid/non-recession numbers. Typical numbers (1980s-2010s) used to be between 5 & 6% for the most used unemployment statistics in good economic climates.

[@sidcolwell7479]

Hello to the two Diane's. 🌹❤️🇺🇸🇮🇪

[@stevetanner3019]

LOVE THIS GUY! I appreciate when Americans can laugh at themselves. We as Canadians laugh at ourselves all the times. Granted, we do laugh at Americans too. 🤣😉

[@wmason1961]

Damnit. I just ran out of ink while endorsing a check. You jinxed me.

[@tywco]

Chewy definitely sings for his supper. Give that good boy a raise.

[@johnfriday5169]

That wasn't Tosh's best stuff, this dude is a savage, he was going easy in this bit.

[@DianeJennings]

It’s his most viewed!

[@justgreta1796]

You were brilliant as usual. The face you made at the end was outstanding. Keep being you!!!

[@APWoodworking]

Tosh is a G.O.A.T. his show Tosh.0 is even more off the wall than his comedy.

[@psychedelicfright85]

The segment of this kid riding a bicycle off of a tailgate, and crying weird. He says "shut up, god, you sound like your mother." Lol

[@jamesm654]

US unemployment is currently 3.5%

[@peterjamesfoote3964]

Very late today! Looking forward to this!

[@CamronWilliams-ii4tl]

I love you and please keep it up

[@timowens3134]

Conan without borders

[@Yompers]

Hey Diane 🖖🏼 was there Comedy Central over in Ireland when you were growing up?

[@marycasanova8905]

Daniel Tosh is just really sarcastic.

[@sarkastikoverlord8707]

If you're reading this, for what ever reason, unemployment in the US is 4.2% as of the time of posting this comment.

[@comedyfox4018]

Cities across America have an event called Guns and Hoses. It's where the firefighters compete against the cops in either boxing, basketball or some other sport.

[@Adventure-Guide]

Shayne Smith or Josh Blue ... If you go to Dry Bar Comedy they have all the cussing edited out.