the rarest pet on hypixel

[@monkydance2880]

1:55 imagine still being on your spawn island and just seeing 6 notifications in the chat of technoblade killing someone in the span of 10 seconds

[@kkTeaz]

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I'm gonna die now

[@yourhotmom6858]

I would think he was a hacker.:/

[@Joe-g2b7u]

My first thought would be that’s he was using aura bhop and speed

[@vi2885]

“Well, I guess I’ll just die then”

[@cyanitehd8004]

**chuckles** im in danger

[@SoulSilver.]

“Man complains about winning for 20 minutes while winning even more”

[@mag-narwhal]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@loladooafo9590]

Lol

[@smokey5701]

lol

[@raksanrambo1230]

Suffering from success

[@ikiasoul]

iqman1000 he won the pet. Not the tournament

[@blankus5372]

Techno-Casually talking calmly as killing like 7 people with a pickaxe

[@blankus5372]

JOelsecretACCShhh Point still Stands

[@miikamiikamii]

Im sorry but, he recorded his audio after he played and recorded the gameplay. Sorry to break the illusion (Ok i get it, he doesn't pre record it in the video, this comment is old af)

[@blankus5372]

JOelsecretACCShhh yeah my bad 😂

[@zoosh2830]

IAteTooMuchSugar where the HELL DID YOY GET THIS YOU CAN HEAR HIS MOUSE???

[@liquid_on_twitch]

People arnt born cool but

[@kirbgaming8192]

Techno: **talking about the tournament** Also techno: **casually deletes entire lobby**

[@rogue_myster4705]

WITH A FLIPPING PICKAXE!! More like pigaxe

[@patriot7624]

Yeah

[@ein0762]

@@rogue_myster4705 bc he had strength

[@arhamtajwar65]

@@ein0762 they had diamond swords…. He killed em with a pickaxe!

[@ein0762]

@@arhamtajwar65 bruh he had strength

[@redstoneking148]

Technoblade: "8 hours is a lot of minecraft to play in one weekend Also Technoblade: Farms potatos 12 hours a day to win the potato war.

[@minteyleafy]

20*

[@JL-mp7no]

Priorities, RedStoneKing14, priorities.

[@wellifailed392]

I played for 18 hours straight

[@StopDolphin]

That’s diffrent

[@Tr1tay]

Not 12 25 He used super potato genetics to make it so he can increase the time if a day for himself, thus producing extra potatos

[@pieahhlow4064]

"only the three biggest losers got one of these" AND ONE OF THEM WAS ME!

[@c.i.m.1984]

GG

[@dragoneternatus951]

great job techno you're a loser.

[@dragoneternatus951]

@@maskless5405 3rd biggest loser

[@leekang0181]

@@maskless5405 not even 1st place, L

[@watchvideos9326]

@@maskless5405 2nd place not 3rd

[@ryanavin8943]

Technoblade: This is a bigger disappointment than my son. My Father: i am 40 and this is deep

[@wddadwaasdwasdw]

Hol up

[@nilupamawijewardena6186]

Hold on a second-

[@bugsindustrials1432]

R/I'm14andthisisdeep

[@burcopresents]

Uh oh-

[@aelphind4954]

you ever think about how much sense this doesn't make

[@puellapurin]

techno: "I was aiming for 25th, I think 25th is respectable" also techno: 4TH PLACE IS WORTHLESS

[@smirror196]

Same energy as Olympic athletes being happier to get 3rd than 2nd

[@ahypixelnoob3863]

It’s the same logic as you did good but didn’t have a chance at getting at the top vs you were so close to getting at the top but didn’t

[@Kindlyspace57]

Techno: “a ping so low I’m technically in the future” Me: “a ping so high I’m still in the Stone Age”

[@Lailaic]

man i must be luck then, civil war just finished for me

[@clonedestroyer4940]

What American colonies just got mad at Great Britain

[@Lailaic]

@@clonedestroyer4940 wat, oh i remember that

[@Nexpeon]

What’s the Stone Age humans aren’t even evolved for me yet

[@Lailaic]

@@Nexpeon idk

[@merchxnt-_-5950]

"This is a really durable piñata" made me giggle for a full minute

[@ricardocanas2129]

I missed it what minute did he said it?

[@merchxnt-_-5950]

@@ricardocanas2129 When he was punching the guy that was stuck

[@landonsabey2906]

@@ricardocanas2129 15:30 ish

[@luccalevaggi6902]

@@ricardocanas2129 15:21

[@kellanf650]

and you just had to tell the internet about this pressing news

[@oasis4236]

Me: gets one kill then dies immediately after TechnoBlade: kills the whole lobby with a pickaxe

[@theog7065]

Me: sees someone with a stone sword and no armour Also me: Runs of the map in terror

[@zestobrandino]

You guys get *kills* ?

[@theog7065]

zestobrandzz nope but I see ppl having literal build fights. In MINECRAFT

[@peeteee]

Lmao

[@stevend2710]

-_-

[@definitelysomeone6131]

The pickaxe rampage was 2 year foreshadowing. Why didn't quackity see this coming.

[@fishman15]

What

[@jitterclick3392]

@@fishman15 there was a scene on the Dream SMP where Techno fought and killed Quackity with just a pickaxe

[@thistleheartandsnowfallsoul11]

I was just thinking the same!

[@snalrus]

"a ping so low im technically in the future"

[@NTA_Music]

213 likes and no comments? wait-

[@lordofsymphony9218]

Natetallan you ruined it

[@corv3007]

339 likes and 4 comments

[@fez7932]

-80 ping

[@jinrex2445]

imaging getting negative ping lol

[@lumonetic1124]

me: struggles heavily in a 1v1 techno: literally server sweeps a sky wars match with a pickaxe

[@fnafchannel3796]

*also on hunger games (i think) he took on a 3 vs 20(?) and won*

[@TexanSilver]

@@fnafchannel3796 that was the during the $36k Minecraft Ultimate tournament and it was a 3 v 21 at the end and Techno won

[@shanechenmusic]

You can tell it no longer is easy for him, that’s why he stopped playing Skywars. Even in this video, although most people were still bad, a few of them were competent and Techno won because of better positioning and game sense but his Low cps shows. Nowadays he probably won’t be able to do as well

[@sak-8679]

@@shanechenmusic True, but it's still incredible that he was able to do that in the first place.

[@gordonramsey5903]

@@sak-8679 think he’s just getting older, gaming careers end once you’re like in your early 20s

[@jakelonghair]

Imagine being such a casual that you use a sword to pvp

[@broncosfan303-]

could never be me

[@ahhaahaah]

i yUs3 h0e

[@smokey5701]

yeah...

[@mrcardi_b]

Yeah 👀 imagine.. 👀👀

[@kkTeaz]

"I've killed a man"

[@justicetemple3473]

18:47 Techno was on one heart when he won... "Not even close baby! Technoblade never dies! "

[@TheMisterDarknight]

*Or does he?, hi, Micheal here*

[@Cheese_man539]

@@TheMisterDarknight *Now, cancer may-*

[@kripsy4512]

@@Cheese_man539 i laughed at this im going to hell

[@arkk9477]

​@@Cheese_man539 naah dude you ain't making it to heaven 😂

[@Cheese_man539]

@@arkk9477 Was never the plan

[@kitchenroam1509]

i started dying from laughter when he started going on a rampage with his efficiency 3 pickaxe and managed to get 8 kills.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

It was efficient

[@kitchenroam1509]

@@bongosmcdongos4190 pa dum tss

[@heavenly_king1107]

9 kills he was training for quckity

[@filipeamado5077]

so that is where he got the skill to kill quackity...

[@Bele_08]

Training for big Q

[@Nesto_]

Huh, techno really has a history of killing people with pickaxes.

[@null8384]

Totally making a technoblade dnd character who uses a war pick

[@RainboFoxx]

I. KNOW. RIGHT.

[@jakoblent4694]

@@null8384 what would he be that is like a good idea

[@pancakeoftheopera2808]

@@null8384 ooooo that sounds quite epic

[@adilrehan9102]

Yea he had practice to put toothpick through quackity's teeth

[@slimeyzzz3042]

Techno: sees player stuck on the ceiling, glitched inside the block Also techno: *”I T S P I Ñ A T A T I M E”*

[@nightshade1061]

*Mexican music plays in the background*

[@randomlady4949]

@@nightshade1061 someone should upload that clip and put Mexican music in the bg lmaooo

[@42carlos]

damn bro you watched the video too? insane

[@slimeyzzz3042]

@@42carlos i know right, r u rewatching his old vids?

[@sven-p7y]

@@slimeyzzz3042 yeps same

[@Ganerrr]

anyone else think that final fight was pretty epic lol

[@swagubirk]

no, we dont care if ur verified

[@ragavanbalaji7257]

yea

[@ragavanbalaji7257]

@@swagubirk your moms a hoe

[@badkarma102]

what did bro do to deserve that😭

[@cadd-e6766]

“I figured I would play better if i was on 144Hz, a billion and a half FPS and ping so low I’m technically in the future.” - Technoblade, 2019. Very cool Techno, very cool.

[@zoriox8667]

Yeets In Blyat Your name is the cool thing here lmao

[@VeloAufNull]

Yeeet I have 240hz

[@lisabilby2006]

when he say it at 5:54

[@aflyingdorito208]

Until you realize the FPS doesn’t matter because it’s “only” 144Hz

[@andrewz4515]

@@aflyingdorito208 It does matter, the inout lag is reduced.

[@shazzzz]

**1 year later** Technoblade uploads a new video: *My new video schedule*

[@keygenpie]

Poo head! hAAHa

[@issac3100]

I'm from the future and he is forced to upload weekly.

[@psycholol4855]

@@keygenpie w

[@alerted0]

shaz ✔️ **oof**

[@unsaltydoggo7637]

"The admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps" 10:27 -Technoblade, 2019

[@sketchygfx]

fellow dog i see

[@RamkrishanYT]

At least it's not the elbows

[@9agy]

shiba

[@RealDonQuixote]

@@RamkrishanYT for killing with a pickaxe

[@monsterminecraft5921]

hey

[@thenerd0fthehour7]

This man was a mentor, a friend, a son, a brother figure but most importantly the king of hypixel you will always be remembered as the pig who broke the odds and the man who could take on any challenges and win the name technoblade and the name Alex will go down in history forever as the names of the man who was the king of Minecraft

[@diegodoesnothing6092]

He died because his health insurance wanted him to miss more tournaments

[@AviorGloria]

@@diegodoesnothing6092 Typically these comments should be rebuked, but this is probably what techno would've wanted.

[@jsspidermonkey]

@@AviorGloria techno wanted his death to be memed, I think the quote was "half my fans will be memeing my death, the other half will be getting mad at that half"

[@forrestfyre7846]

@@jsspidermonkey Well that's the quote, but in all reality a third of his fan base have been reporting KZbin users who aren't even meming it and are just being insensitive and the bots that were made specifically to emotionally attack his family, friends, and fans.

[@PrazLeo]

@@diegodoesnothing6092 lol yessss

[@espressocookie8965]

"If there was a tournament breaking bug that I abused and didn't report, the admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps"

[@Azzie-z3b]

69 likes

[@elektrictoes2896]

At least it’s not his elbows

[@uncharted_soul]

@@elektrictoes2896 true, true

[@Yeeeee639]

Nico nico kneecaps

[@mirkonamore]

Techno's parents: We are very dissapointed of you. Techno: I hold the world record of the biggest winstreak of over a thousand in the biggest server on the most selling game in the world and I also got the rarest item in that server. and formed the childhoods of thousands and will never be forgotten

[@sudly]

👏

[@Kamida]

I also am rich 10k per mcm

[@Adventurer32]

And first place in potatoes.

[@xann2681]

And had a 1000 winstreak in bedwars

[@tomatomanpan647]

And oink oink

[@Ironpoint]

“We have no weapon so we are using a pick axe” Quackity: *nervous sweating”

[@Chainci]

Quackitys confidence:*has left the chat*

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@Chainci his teeth, as well.

[@oyunkulubu4981]

What video?

[@salem-01]

@@oyunkulubu4981 it’s a dream SMP reference, at one point he said: I’ve got a pick axe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

[@Chainci]

@@BlackScreenProductions125 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LxRaiderx]

technoblade is still the best way to procrastinate

[@wyattajc3864]

Imagine wiping a skywars lobby with a diamond pickaxe in the the time span of about a minute not including Technoblade talking NOW THATS WILD

[@wyattajc3864]

Never mind it was 30 seconds

[@bly4t]

@Atreyaa???

[@Guest-xz1pl]

@Atreyaa in your first comment you said he IS worse at pvp now your saying he MUST be worse, so you dont know for sure.

[@Change504]

@Atreyaa did you watch quakity vs techno with pick???

[@pablopereyra7126]

@Atreyaa Have you seen him play 1.8? You can't be sure unless you have proof. But yeah he is rusty, he just needs to train again and he surely regain his skill

[@its_timber]

Nobody: Technoblade: *KILLS 9 PEOPLE WITH A PICKAXE*

[@iwolfyyt6604]

*Miners rampage*

[@fleimlehner]

If this had no context it would be creepy

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

Don't mess with the miners

[@howdidyougethere8646]

8*

[@filipcarlsson-kum-7d252]

@@howdidyougethere8646 öpö u abaaad

[@darkchocospy7080]

Technoblade: *on the hypixel player council* Also technoblade : *cyberbullies skywars players for fun*

[@echoeells4550]

2:00 The original "I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"

[@Blithmmm]

Techno: slays whole server with a pickaxe Me: Somehow dies in creative

[@ajbest5703]

I smell casuals

[@littleumbrella1763]

Umm same with a me

[@ahhaahaah]

*Conn_devn fell out of the world*

[@Anzorious]

Yeh I cant even stay alive /kill is to effective

[@fsb2887]

@@ajbest5703 i smell sweaty tryhards

[@tswab3816]

The first Footage of technoblade Using Toothpick as a weapon, dated back as far as 200 BC

[@tomikun8057]

as a*

[@BloodyDeadCat]

2 BD (Before Dream SMP)

[@cardenlim8881]

I’m sorry but that’s not very long, you see bc has been changed to, Before Covid, ya sorry bout that. 😐😐

[@randomthings8732]

@@cardenlim8881 this- this is sarcasm right?

[@Viscousosity]

@@randomthings8732 R-right?

[@daviddoesstuffandthingigue966]

Technoblade:gets first place Random dude that found an exploit:Im about to end this man's whole career Admins:THIS IS FINE

[@nahlies2382]

Yeah I was confused. So he got first place, and then someone openly cheated on stream and only took 1st place because of it, and he kept 1st place instead of being kicked from the competition or banned from all servers? I'm really disappointed about this

[@absqrb]

I'm a year late but he passed th streamer using th exploit, not sure if first used the exploit

[@uraqt9937]

@@absqrb i want proof

[@absqrb]

@@uraqt9937 watch the video

[@uraqt9937]

@@absqrb where in

[@asdasda4442]

I was just uncontrollably laughing at the "And a ping so low I'm technically in the future" part.

[@duncan3009]

JESUS IMAGINE SEEING THAT CHAT AND 30 SECONDS INTO THE ROUND YOU SEE TECHNO WIPED *EVERYONE*

[@themenagerie5622]

Techno: ping so low he's in the future Me: ping so high i can fly with scaffolding

[@themenagerie5622]

Tripple digits thanks guys! (In roman numerals sadly)

[@lizardlizardslizardman]

XVI

[@latartineauchocolat]

CCCLXXV now

[@hydrophant]

Now it's CDLX.

[@verbinatorkhanna2635]

DXXXVII now

[@sketchedseed]

rewatching this and the pickaxe stuff- "i've got a pickaxe, and i'll put it through your teeth!"

[@the_r1h84]

My thoughts exactly lol. But we will never get a new Technoblade pickaxe kill...

[@themattster]

Techno: Says he got sick Every single person watching this now: *Scrolls down to look at the upload date*

[@ItsDanielMonetized]

Yes

[@jolynecujoh2694]

this aged well

[@themattster]

@@jolynecujoh2694 cancer just gave this comment a whole new life

[@funnydude69]

15:15.

[@anicestranger6492]

Legit me rn

[@justin8651]

Me:here to see the rarest pet Techno: THE ADMINS ARE GONNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND BREAK MY KNEE CAPS

[@pichkupichku742]

Made me laugh

[@hitman2040]

And you loved it Technosucks

[@averiltallack5665]

Bruh I literally just read this as he said it the heck

[@alisonyu9362]

XD I’m dying

[@realistixz]

me: OH MY GOSH I WON A GAME OF SKYWARS! techno: *gets the rarest pet on hypixel* It's something

[@gooseman4177]

He got it and was still disappointed😂

[@aurura8314]

Realistixz a *disappointment.*

[@Mister-cj1tx]

Man now I'm scared of people with diamond pickaxes.

[@Deatlod]

The obsidian block who just witnessed me mine his entire family:

[@siriusnotserious]

''I'm using a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth'' - Techno was practicing for that moment this video :) (Get well soon tech

[@alcemy.]

get well soon eh, i still wish that’s what we were saying for him.

[@syc16]

“The only possible explanation is that Hypixel has ties with United Airlines.” What if he has ties to Delta Airlines?

[@sakuya9017]

I would strongly agree... If any airline were to snitch on Techno it would be Delta.

[@thursdayspilot]

because we're delta airlines...and life is a f*cking nightmare :D

[@goldfish1633]

"Oh you do take knockback, just in a different time zone." *I'm using that.*

[@OrangeC7]

Technoblade: *Goes to college for one semester* Everyone: "Technoblade? Ha! A legend. He's been missing for centuries."

[@thalo8864]

Okay, _OrangeC7_ , why do you always watch the same videos as me

[@OrangeC7]

@@thalo8864 We probably share the same audiences

[@Florren]

@@thalo8864 fbi watched both of you and is recommanding the same videos

[@TimelostInTheSauce]

@@Florren recommanding?

[@Florren]

@@TimelostInTheSauce lmao english is not my first language.

[@manymanytacos8082]

Its so nice to watch this video and read the comments without only seeing comments about his passing, I can pretend that he's still with us and it make me happy :)

[@Nonsense975]

Fax i love this video

[@FathomlessEnergy]

ya kinda messed that up

[@swagubirk]

move on :)

[@harrisonmuller1195]

Same for me!

[@nansifyanimations]

Yeah same

[@prod_brn]

everyone: this guy ducking releases every 2 months! he is off his regular schedule! me: what schedule

[@catsarecool7247]

no It is 2.9 months god this stuff pisses me off.

[@allen8655]

He never even had a schedule to begin with

[@justinhartley5906]

Midnight *banned* for exposing our lord, god of the blocksters, technoblade

[@hahaa3341]

*Ducking*

[@patrickivthrowaway7266]

Ducking?

[@thebluebookworm3383]

Imagine complaining about getting 2nd place in a tournament with 63,000 people Technoblade: The prize is a bigger disappointment than my son

[@nullpoint3346]

63k?

[@wiselychosethisname9166]

Yep 63k

[@durgeshgurav9717]

The first place guy cheated and won due to a exploit

[@Unpug]

"Your're more useful than the blaze pet, you can SHOOT" -Technoblade

[@basenthesham6272]

FIGHT*

[@MobotMass]

Typical americans lol

[@joy-dh5hu]

"i'm the frog master, not like the inventory and proper use of available resources master alright" you'll always be missed, techno

[@randynguyen997]

"Well I guess my weapon is a pickaxe" *A depressing year later* *Proceeds to kill a full netherite quackity using a netherite pickaxe"

[@turejungbergnielsen6749]

He kille Quackity with a netherite pickaxe;)

[@thecutesylveon0292]

*netherite pickaxe

[@elenasullivan4522]

in iron freakin armor, my favorite part of that stream for sure

[@triyonpe]

@@turejungbergnielsen6749 *killed

[@Gg-sm5ff]

@@triyonpe no, not in that sentence

[@technoleon5288]

Can't wait for ur next video in 2020

[@generalj4192]

Chris Reinfield yo you made a typo I’m pretty sure you meant 2030

[@ajuan7730]

nah man u both made a typo im pretty sure u mean 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@demonkid-yt7yx]

@@generalj4192 no.. you mean 3019

[@slowestbrain]

Nah I think you guys meant 6969

[@demonkid-yt7yx]

@@slowestbrain no 8967

[@bentam1516]

title:"rarest pet in hypixel" video:"killing that 9 noobs with pickaxe"

[@alfiemillersharp]

Techno: "there's a vast conspiracy to prevent me from winning the tournament" Also Techno: *broadcasts dates when he won't be available*

[@joshuafarrington5346]

When you realize that Technoblade kills people better with a pickaxe than anyone else does with a sword . . .

[@PapelConCuidado]

btw i want to call it Ping but... Wtf is that knockback!?

[@joshuafarrington5346]

Thank you, much appreciated 🙂

[@joshuafarrington5346]

I loved the time he beat people up with gifts

[@Euzoqr]

@@PapelConCuidado its called 'opponents using mcdonalds wifi'

[@Euzoqr]

@@travision9105 No, a Pickaxe is a tool used by gods. Thats why Techno wins with it

[@mr.jazzmoose1937]

*when you open up your pet thinking that it's rare but it's actually well done* *_They played us like a damn fiddle!_*

[@magentamoth621]

Mr. Jazz moose that a meat joke?

[@Jazz4950]

Yes, I’m afraid it is a meat joke

[@NoOneLoL12345]

Just read it.. Laughing my heart out XD

[@owen8949]

The puns are to much

[@iKnowaNoah]

@@owen8949 yeah, they're pretty beefy

[@aandressgarcia11]

"a ping so low I'm technically in the future" "a ping so high I'm still in the Stone Age"

[@Outcastic]

2:20 gotta love the silent observation of the war crime he commited

[@ubsesedgamer9584]

Haha you know when you’re in a game with techno when the hacker actually gets kicked

[@terra20209]

and at that moment you realise that you've encountered someone way worse than a hacker

[@lostcookies]

It’s too bad that hackers can just get away with everything on bedrock since it takes 6 years to type anything

[@memelover6917]

@@lostcookies yeah they really need a better way to chat here in bedrock edition

[@partiallyfalse]

You know you’re not when the hacker isn’t touched by admins

[@Z3R0F1V3]

@@lostcookies i have vireless keyboard connected to my xbox for typing

[@MemeticsX]

Whoa; that was one of the best 1v1 battles I've ever seen Technoblade fight. Way to go, TheGoldenHeart.

[@nathanielalex8168]

Bro i would've destroyed my monitor if i lost that fight

[@sarwatarannya8786]

Yeah, that guy was good, but he did have the advantage of having a rod

[@alisonyu9362]

Bro when i read this, he just got golden hearts

[@HideFromIt]

JTheGoldenHeart is crying rn. In all seriousness he is very good lmao

[@theocorkrean6810]

@@HideFromIt making technoblade struggle is like being able to fight an mma fighter. You have to be good.

[@CongaYT]

It really sucks that your 1st place was first taken away from you by an exploit. RIP

[@zerkret8847]

Which one

[@leah7348]

3:42 The moment techno predicted like half the dsmp lore two years before it happened

[@Fukou_Kudoku]

this is more accurate than i expected

[@Timothy-oq7bq]

Pickaxe in normal people: it can mine Pickaxe in Technoblade: killing everyone

[@liamconnolly3897]

Well, Technoblade DOES put the pickaxe INTO other people so technically, yeah.

[@southnoon5808]

pickaxe in normal people: "Sir, we might need to operate this pickaxe out of your body"

[@justinquach7688]

1:40 origin story of toothpick, Quackity's greatest fear

[@sasoushii2816]

Omg 69 likes... cant touch the like button..

[@johnwolverton48]

@@sasoushii2816 I liked the but didn’t realize until I saw your reply and immediately removed the like

[@justinquach7688]

NUUUU

[@johnwolverton48]

@Suedbout how dare you

[@isaacdanoob2434]

oH nO sO sAd

[@SenseiPitogiro]

Tweet a fake flight so they anounce a tournament and then say SIKE you thought

[@mikkeljeppesen7685]

2:51 "I'm dying" Well, that aged like milk... miss you Techno

[@m1ght595]

No one : Me : *Cant kill a guy with lether armor with a Sharpness 5 sword* Technoblade : *Gets 9 kill win with a efficiency pickaxe*

[@jcwalker722]

Efficient for M U R D E R

[@traytheneat3025]

You see the pickaxe is quite efficeint in combat

[@DrZaneK]

leather*

[@wetguts]

You saying too have sharpness 5, or the guy that killed you had sharpness 5?

[@ramendude4062]

High ping gang

[@playerj5271]

Dragon Victory Dance = No skill Blaze Pet = No skill Pig Pet = More skill than all the diamonds in my enderchest

[@rshua]

*None*

[@Loudogg722]

Y E S

[@spacex2107]

[NONE]

[@starladthehedgehog7192]

Xray?

[@donkeydonkey7727]

Cocky socky

[@robobo1726]

Alternate Title: Technoblade complains about his pet while killing everyone in a game with a pickaxe

[@Swedishfish7734]

HE WON AN ENTIRE GAME TALKING ABOUT A TOURNAMENT WHILE WINNING WITH A PICKAXE! He’s too good

[@michawilk2230]

Final Boss Timestamp (Pearl God): 16:30

[@DaniaxII]

thanks for the timestamp

[@jakesalter8844]

I nearly thought techno was gonna die at the end, then I realised technoblade doesn't die

[@riteshdabi]

Not even close

[@kushalchakrabarti240]

Thank you

[@oliver.hrn7]

pearl god im dying haha

[@doolyv2]

Technoblade: owns the rarest pet on Hypixel Also Techno: “this is a bigger disappointment than my son” -Edit: what the heck why do I have so many likes

[@swedewtf]

R/im14andthatsdeed I think

[@Starlight-ff9tu]

Isuckatlifeyt r/ihavereddit

[@birb125]

Can i look at a comment section without reddit... i understand the joke but still, THIS IS KZbin NOT REDDIT

[@elijahthurlow7203]

solid redlettermedia reference, wasn't expecting it from the pig

[@alittlekittycat7472]

@@swedewtf r/foundthemobileuser

[@roxannecaylor2879]

Him being sick made me so anxious because I didn’t realize it was from A year ago

[@emilys2562]

Ah hA

[@Azzie-z3b]

I would cry if techno got corona

[@roxannecaylor2879]

@@Azzie-z3b yeah hes ok tho

[@ff-rk8574]

Corona wasn’t here in April 2019

[@itsyewsef4801]

Technoblades just the type of guy to destroy an entire lobby with a pickaxe while having a sword

[@SubsWithoutVideoChalleng-qx6bq]

actually the only reason i participated in the skywars tournament was for the crafted mystery boxes

[@trevorpanish1654]

Nerd

[@deadsleepshark]

@@trevorpanish1654 nerd

[@Aavrushh]

@@deadsleepshark nerd

[@nob0dyaskedyou]

@ChadwykDoesStuff nerd

[@someone-xp8ii]

@@nob0dyaskedyou nerd

[@modern_jld]

9 kills with a pickaxe wow,YO HYPIXEL GIVE THIS MAN A APPLAUSE FOR HIS PICKAXE AND HIM

[@nazozo]

You are clearly new on his Chanel

[@modern_jld]

@@nazozo no i actually watched his channel when he uploaded skyblock

[@Elmo0225]

@@modern_jld so you are new lol

[@dollophead926]

this isnt normal for you?

[@xsnoopdawg]

No one gonna say anything about him calling it "technoblaze" that made my mfing day lol

[@ginghuraalthenonrank8279]

Remember when we killed thirty iris and antoneee on stream? Xd

[@ginghuraalthenonrank8279]

Virus*

[@trashpanda9075]

He has been calling most blazes technoblazes for years now

[@cyberarcher]

this man really gets to wipe lobby with a fist while talking about totally non related topics

[@dolphixx3790]

12:04 "I actually don't wanna buy more people this is getting kinda dangerous" -Technoblade 2019

[@plutraser3149]

It's a sign

[@wrenrogers369]

@@justarandomguy7838 no

[@ExpandedEye-zj4ht]

@@justarandomguy7838 9 year old seeing a guy using a wooosh on a comment and thinking he is cool by woooshing someone that got the joke.

[@dogmode9595]

cFieryNukeX r/ihavereddit :)

[@alexz4427]

cFieryNukeX r/ithinkimcoolwheniwoooosh

[@spandexter1234]

Techno: I just got so sick after coming back from spring break This didn't age well

[@rhealastname266]

Lmao

[@brandonfrazier1310]

Beginning of covid-19?

[@chillwill8438]

If anyone saw the Hytale conference on Saturday, did anyone notice how Hypixel Studios was sponsored by Virgin Airlines? Techno is correct about the flights

[@lorekeeper685]

Starts aligned

[@adityaapoorva2370]

Sometimes I feel techno is not that good, then I see his video. ._. . He is good. Way too good. Blood God

[@mooshy229]

me: *kills 1 kid with sword and starts dancing* Technoblade: *kills nine kids with a pickaxe and just says "yeah so that was how the tournament went"*

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He wasn't the son of the CEO technoblade. *HE WAS THE CEO*

[@allen8655]

green of tree black of blue but that’s just a theory a game theory

[@8mitch_]

Me: looks away from my phone for 30 seconds Techno: kills the entire lobby with a pickaxe

[@Gunslinger832]

Bro it was hilarious when Technoblade was chasing that guy with infinite ender pearls around the skywars 🤣😂🤣😂

[@M-PL3]

Finally a normal comment from 4 months ago😭

[@Biryani2op]

​@@M-PL3and here a normal reply too,thank me later

[@frenzy1-123]

1:50 and thus techno begins his training to master the art of being a pvp god with a mere pickaxe

[@Epic_Droid]

It's great because you see later that literally 1 slot over in his hotbar is a sword... But he was too invested by then. He *needed* to finish it with a pickaxe.

[@jackienorris6606]

Technoblade murdering 8 people with a pickaxe is something I never new I needed

[@ghty1293]

Knew*

[@FathomlessEnergy]

this gave me life lol

[@dirpyman2196]

Everyone in sky wars: minding their own business Techno: *so you have chosen death*

[@emlu9525]

Rest In Peace Techno. We will always remember you and honor your memory

[@magiccinnamon5382]

*covid hits* At least Techo won't miss tournaments Techo: Sorry I forgot that my internet had would be out that day Everyone: ಠ_ಠ

[@user-dh3kq8wp4h]

techo

[@dogo6905]

I forgot my internet had would be out

[@isaacdanoob2434]

techo

[@hitman2040]

Tonk

[@alisonyu9362]

Ye

[@meinfisch2056]

“This is a bigger disappointment than my son” - Technoblade 2019

[@kenjisor]

Lol haha

[@doktorzephyr]

“What else are you gonna do? Homework? Nah” Me who is watching this procrastinating on my homework: 👁👄👁

[@kh0ntakt193]

2:53 we miss you

[@lemon_aidz5391]

1:52 he just did an 8v1 with a pickaxe

[@alex2005z]

With strenght. He was doing more dmg than a sharp 3 diamond sword

[@lol-cn1su]

L he didnt even kill 12 kills out of 11

[@BatmannotBruceWayne1]

Oh its June first, you know what that means. Techno is now 21, and since he's american, his niccotine addiction will now become an alcohol addiction

[@sora_in_the_sky]

Excuse me wha-

[@brandonfrazier1310]

100 likes

[@brandonfrazier1310]

Congrats ur reward is getting killed by Tommyint

[@aleahperilloux2595]

i-

[@ohseespolice7419]

Nicotine addiction?

[@UnSolved_Myst]

So this is where toothpick originated

[@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc]

The speech at the beginning is probably the most emotion I've heard from him.