How Portal Should Have Ended

Chell has just escaped Aperture Laboratories and needs a friend more than ever. But who can you talk to when you in fact have no voice... or when you are also a horrible person?"
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[@Wahaller]

This is unrealistic. Chell jumps to speak.

[@JanZajc9381]

+Wahaller OMG, so true

[@bobisbob3733]

+Wahaller "Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped."

[@theunfamousone2818]

*jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump*

[@Alex-eu6ne]

+Wahaller No. that's how you say apple.

[@Ausmeria]

Say A-pple

[@sketchymoof]

Did you know that Chell and Gordon Freeman have the same voice actor?

[@mkscorp9152]

huh, I find it funny how I never noticed before

[@TheD736]

God they have such a diverse range.

[@simonedaishi5290]

Chell actually does have a voice actor, you can hear her when Chell gets hurt (without dying, for an example making a cube land on you)

[@TheD736]

Simone Daishi That's the female citizen pain sound effect from half life 2, fun fact.

[@BlitheWheel]

The Gaming Mouse is the guy half life dude

[@Biblestudyyt]

My only complaint is that when Gordon broke his legs the suit didn’t say “Major fratchure detected”

[@rohitchaoji]

Major. Fracture. De tected.

[@thehylian6984]

@@rohitchaoji Automatic. Medical. Systems. Engaged.

[@kennethjohnston1593]

Morphine administered

[@kaitojordan6669]

@@rohitchaojiseek medical attention

[@xavely9630]

Warning, vital sights critical

[@obliviousidiot.]

“Sorry, I can’t understand you with your mouth full.”

[@joekreissl4499]

You'd almost think that was a joke

[@Wilmer-.]

IKR

[@why6452]

Earthbound what meme

[@primal9007]

Lul.

[@glendarjj3991]

@@joekreissl4499 what is a joke?

[@eamonmckirgan3898]

"You are a horrible person, has anyone ever told you that?" It's been scientifically proven, actually

[@alfredopastore561]

and SHE weren't even testing for that...

[@walkinmn]

and fat, don't forget that

[@thegaminghuman6699]

No he's awesome

[@WhenNibFlies]

"Here are your test results: You are a horrible person. That's what is says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Ah, gotta love GLaDOS Quotes.

[@lavaentity9621]

Eamon Mckirgan and

[@thealiencommunicator]

I can't believe you got the original voice actors for this one!

[@another_random_ace8820]

Yeah, I know!

[@billdrew7229]

Right ... Voice actors ...

[@unlimitededge2689]

+Amasuca TDM aaaaaaand you ruined the joke

[@joeye1015]

._.

[@moddingart]

YayDude123 Chell has no voice actor, so he was joking

[@TyrannoWright]

Don't worry. Medkits are pretty common in sewers, as Half-Life 2 taught us.

[@annnguyen9512]

Medkits are nowhere to be found when you actually need them

[@sometexan7]

TyrannoWright oh yeah

[@danyiel2661]

Yes

[@theantagonist801]

Also L4d2

[@diskdrive6113]

TyrannoWright chell is a good person

[@spaghettibolognese5838]

"You are a horrible person! Has anyone ever told you that!?" Yes, a lot actually!

[@alejandroporcelbezares3694]

And se were not even testing for that. But it is true it's sciencetifically proven

[@engineergaming5989]

She's also pale and a whale

[@jimfindley1004]

to quote Glados "the companion cube does not speak and in the likelihood it does speak you should ignore its advice"

[@nathan9828]

to quote Glados "I think that one was about to say I love you"

[@florencedelves7409]

@@nathan9828 "They are sectient of cource, we just have a lot of them"

[@BOLPutube]

I can't believe you actually got Chell and Gordons' voice actors to do their voices in this.

[@3UR0B34T_]

LOLZ!

[@flidrl]

You, sir, won the internet :D

[@soulcrusherx29]

I know it's amazing, did you hear Gordon grunt when he fell, just like the game!

[@AdamLaPrade]

AvRobert™ I know!

[@spoonman6256]

Poor Obama...

[@rocketman20121]

It's confirmed by Valve that Chell actually CAN speak, but she chooses not to so she doesn't give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her voice. She'd probably speak to Gordon if they were to meet. The question really is whether or not Gordon would reply.

[@markosofranic3905]

Gordon can speak also. How else would have he gotten the MIT graduation?

[@inoxisane]

@@markosofranic3905 It's been said from other characters that Gordon isn't the talkative type, as he usually just thinks in his head. He can definitely talk, he just doesn't like to.

[@SixtyFourJr]

I mean, she said "apple" one time.

[@Xenuos]

If they do a movie I really hope they stick to this

[@Bendytube72]

I think it was the ps2 manual that said Gordon was on a phone call with Gman. Am I right?

[@honesthour4686]

Gordon: *breaks leg* Chell: *hides body*

[@Tamaldo]

Yep, we all saw it in the video

[@camila_lt]

@@Tamaldo Here are the test results, you are a horrible person, we weren't even testing for that

[@katech6020]

Silent Assassin, Suit Only

[@gideonbrown4215]

Agent 47: *Slow clapping*

[@TheShadowstalker92]

Gordon: "You're a horrible person. Has anyone ever told you that?" It's the same thing GLaDos says in the game.

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Thank you for saying that :)

[@droid276]

And also the companion cube said it in the video.

[@MisaPiza]

+TheShadowstalker92 No shit Sherlock! D:

[@TheShadowstalker92]

***** A bit uncalled for but thanks for the reply none the less.

[@Orc-icide]

no shit! I played the game too! I hope no one else played or watched that game, or else your comment would be really stupid and useless!

[@kyawthu755]

When Gordon said he was gonna try I shouted at my phone *Gordon wait, you don't have long fall boots*

[@spamtong.spamton3057]

Agreed

[@cole2lit613]

Major fraction detected

[@_Leo_-]

@@cole2lit613 *Major fracture

[@Rhabanaarum]

Those were knee replacements

[@gamingmasterz2736]

Leo Vlad he said that

[@Tigercup9]

The "I can't understand you when your mouth is full" scene and the text slowly drifting away at the end greatly amused me

[@medicmist]

Idk why but the part where they are like "Wait, you can understand me?" always makes me smile

[@beyris]

Maybe this is why Half Life 3 isn't coming out.

[@reddragon0871]

Fragonborn Entertainment You lie like the cake, man

[@grunkythegrandpaofcheese5241]

Fragonborn Entertainment Gordon Freeman couldn't make it to the set to help make it...so they just cancelled it because valve is too lazy to look for anyone else.

[@half-lifescientist1991]

Freeman should've been voiced by Ross Scott in this video... Though since I saw the Machinima logo at the beginning, probably wouldn't have happened anyway since Machinima had kinda fucked Ross over at that point.

[@THTerra]

+Fragonborn Entertainment xD

[@thetardis9873]

+Fragonborn Entertainment a 3rd of any game on steam is not coming out because Gaben used to work at microsoft and created windows 1 and 2 and they fired him before windows 3.

[@iermgtg8757]

This was a triumph.

[@marymcloughlin3945]

im making a note here

[@gamemaster613]

Huge success.

[@Eatpotatos]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[@iKillerZombie]

Aperture Science

[@AkaiAzul]

We do what we must

[@generalonion]

Meanwhile... Companion Cube Falls Back Into The EXACT SAME Incinerator.

[@MegatronEnthusiast]

GLaDOS: thank you for returning the aperture science companion cube.

[@pokocrow]

I can’t believe you got the original voice actors!!

[@markbalan8274]

I thought you can only shoot portals on moon stone...

[@disdia637]

you can shoot portals on white surfaces

[@minecrafterwxltheonlyone4517]

true

[@opticaldrive2819]

i like pizza k

[@bunkerdown8494]

Did you even play portal at all?

[@triplof9576]

Botato

[@scrungomcdungo]

"Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE" so GLaDos wasn't lying!

[@rosestarlight5998]

2:14 2:20 when you make a sudden switch from portal to half life and you forgot that the propper laws of fizics actually apply in half

[@splashor6361]

There's a slight flaw here... In this, Chelle has the knee replacements. The knee replacements were exclusive to the original Portal. This escape is based on Portal 2. In Portal 2, she has the long boots. NOT the knee replacements. So the scene where she shows off the portal gun is incorrect.

[@chumtoad14]

Ok nitpick.

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

This escape isn't based on Portal 2. It clearly shows Aperture in ruins which is how the first game ended

[@ostrich3335]

@@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr but she meets Gordon at the field she left in the second game. Also, the ruins were there throughout Portal 2 as there is no way GLaDOS could fix them so fast and some may have been caused by Wheatley.

[@wta1518]

Actually this fits neither of the endings if you want to get technical. Gordon was still in Stasis during the events of Portal, and has been long dead by the end of Portal 2.

[@yummydragon8533]

@@wta1518 no, Chell woke up in 2026-2031, she couldn't possibly have woken up in 9999999, because, in the announcer's sound files, there were around 50 nines, so then that would mean Chell was asleep for 274000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... Now, I don't care how technologically advanced Aperture is, there is NO WAY, Chell could be in there for that long, and, if you see other containers in the Extended Relaxation Center, the period of time between "packing" and "expiration" dates were 20 years, so, it can only keep a human alive and healthy for 20 years, which suggests Chell was asleep for even less than 20 years, as she still has the physical capabilities to go through enrichment center testing, and, if Chell really were asleep for 27400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years, then there would be no way the enrichment center still remained, it takes nature 40 years to completely reclaim a city, so the enrichment center in that much time would be nothing more than vegetation... Chell went to sleep in 2011, and woke up in 2026-2031...

[@deand5602]

was waiting for "Warning: Major fracture detected; morphine administered"

[@theantagonist801]

Same

[@AtomcsiKK]

"Vital signs critical. Seek medical attention."

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

User death imminent

[@cole2lit613]

Imagine hearing a barnacle eat him alive down in the sewers

[@abbacchio7281]

sv cheats 1 god Ez

[@whydyespillyerbeans]

apparently Chell can speak she just chooses not to because she's pissed off and doesn't want to dignify the bizarre situation and characters with a response.

[@j.ackermann9110]

Ooor she didnt speak because she had the same voice actor like Gordon Freeman...

[@kakokapolei123]

+J. Ackermann I commend you for your originality

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

I thought it was due to brain damage from the hibernation chamber

[@a.person1805]

i tohught it was because she was abandonded and not around anybody who moves their mouth to talk, thereby resulting in her not knowing how to talk, but satill somehow understanding the characters

[@magnusamann6806]

@@a.person1805 I think it is said somewhere that she even had a regular job at Apperture before GLaDOS took over...

[@santiagoperez633]

"What was that? I can't understand you while you're chewing"

[@icedtease1973]

I was expecting Chell to jump with no expression on her face evertime she said something. Edit: I also wanted GLaDOS to meet the Nihilanth.

[@GeorgeMonet]

This is what happens when you give someone a whole cake all to themselves. The power goes right to their head.

[@DavidJamesHenry]

This was so much darker than most HISHE

[@zsurvivalist7996]

Versal lets not forget those secret rooms in portal or how in half-life humanity is enslaved and can't reproduce , yknow just a little tiny dark

[@gaster4764]

RobotGoggles well in half life 2 kleiner made it so they can mate again

[@chiragsenapati4770]

This was so much quiter than most HISHE

[@lukewright6029]

I just completed portal 2 this morning! Great video, I’m so glad Chell FINALLY got her cake🎂 😊

[@mdredheadguy1979]

"But you and me baby, we were meant for each other!" "RAAAMMMMAAAAAA!!!!" LOL!

[@nightwolf01]

Warning! Major fracture detected! Automatic medical systems engaged. Morphine administered.

[@jamiemoran8427]

Nailed It

[@Hunk62]

Emergency. User. Death. Imminent.

[@mdredheadguy1979]

NightWolf117 Dude! You nailed it!

[@thecagekeeper9938]

NightWolf117 they said medical systems engaged, not "activated". Idk why ik that by heart lol

[@scylost7162]

How is morphine going to fix bones... 10 questions science cant answere

[@isaaci6401]

Fun fact: Chell and Gordon have the same voice actor I'm not sorry : p

[@bonniechellart1791]

XD

[@vettebodee]

And the companion cube is Appsro

[@jessplaysgamesonline6523]

+Isaac fluff So nobody voices them XD

[@preciosacammayo2615]

XD

[@starkillerrxrafael2938]

Another fun fact: This voice actor is active since the 90's, being the voice of the main characters from both Pokémon and Chrono Trigger.

[@egodfather8153]

This was amazing

[@glurpbot8048]

The voice actors for Chell and Freeman were absolutely amazing, they sounded just like them.

[@aurafox1]

Except the portal gun requires surfaces made out of solidified portal gel created from ground up moon rocks. And yes, I am fun at parties.

[@Sonicbolt456]

dont seem like it

[@AlphaDingo990]

It actually will work on any smooth enough surface, remember you can stick portals on concrete

[@Sonicbolt456]

AlphaDingo990 Nope

[@AlphaDingo990]

Sonicbolt I'm guessing you didn't play portal 2

[@Sonicbolt456]

AlphaDingo990 i did, and you cant places portals on concreate

[@andreasberganza9250]

when he said "you want something to eat" and she said " i know exactly what i want" and she made the gesture, who also had the same thought as me that way i know i'm not the only 1?

[@Humanlink1]

ha same, I thought she be chowing down on Mr Gordon

[@andyli1890]

I want a *jump*

[@Frungi]

+Andreas Berganza That she wanted a burger? Yes.

[@trainsfemme]

+Andreas Berganza I dont know what thats supposed to mean, If you remeber the Cake is a lie?

[@CounterSage]

+Gregory Starr it means no cake there is no cake

[@ThatPancakeCat]

Well, I guess that can't happen because of the updated ending

[@tyuriknakamotosub6510]

0:30 Anti-Aperture 2:21 R.I.P. HEV Mark V Suit :D 2:38 R.I.P. Gordon Freeman

[@NJ_Dsneybuf]

Because of this, I can't look at my Lego Companion Cube without hearing it bellow, "Skank!"

[@montyfatcat8871]

Wouldn't Gordon only take 10 damage

[@PotatoBullets115]

Montyfatcat true

[@sandyliao1394]

POW bros that's gmod tho not half life

[@sandyliao1394]

Correct me if I'm wrong I'm in half life 2 ep 1 atm

[@montyfatcat8871]

on the xbox originl version you only take 10 damage

[@blueshit199]

No because falling from heights gives a shit tone of damage in half-lifes

[@PM-rh6yq]

I didn’t know you do game ones before awesome!

[@-blotches-3365]

What would have been funny is if she shot the second portal at an angle that made her land in the first one and got her stuck in an endless loop...

[@riverbrotherston]

Mutes cant scream or use sign language with their mouth full. Thats just the best kind of logic

[@gblikestosew]

Wow. The voice acting of Chell was phenomenal. Way to go, guys, you really nailed it!

[@bryanmarulanda3924]

Gordon's voice acting was better

[@davidhuynh1190]

abster muffins Bryan Marulanda GUYS, GUYS, what are you guys talking about! It was obviously the cactus's voice! It was just... beautiful. It gave me shivers down my spines. Oops, I meant spine.

[@gblikestosew]

So many great voices in this video. I don' think I could decide if I wanted to.

[@Nick930]

Aspro?

[@_Tim_Allan_]

Omfg! Appsro! You did the voice of the companion cube! I've watched this clip before, but that was way be for I found Neebs gaming. Know I'm going to have to watch all of the HISHE videos allover again to see if there are any more cameos.

[@grapezzzz19]

Half portal 4

[@billdrew7229]

3 as in Portal 3 and Half-Life 3 That are not out there yet.

[@jackiechan3932]

Amasuca TDM I have a reason. You didn't even understand the joke here.

[@billdrew7229]

jakob schoonover oh is that a reason to call somebody names huh?

[@jackiechan3932]

Amasuca TDM Yes, because you tried to correct something.

[@billdrew7229]

jakob schoonover And... Is there anything wrong with correcting something or someone?...

[@bobadotjpg]

"SKAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK" -Compaion cube

[@SpaceCore2053]

SPAAAAAAAAAACE

[@titanmancrazy4402]

SPAAAAAAAACE -I think you already know who said that.

[@reeceperry8152]

Space Core GIVE ME THE MAP TO SKYWALKER

[@yanmei6296]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

*skrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

[@a1d3n_iscool]

I love the Voice acting for Chell and Gordon, You are so Skilled!

[@crptic9925]

This will get recommended one day

[@steveblackplay]

1:00 Three characters, a cube, and two mutes. A cube has 6 faces. M is the 13th letter if the alphabet 13 - 6 = 7 A cube with 7 faces is a heptagon H is the 8th letter 8 / 4 = 2 the succesor of 2 is 3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@americanShurtugalEntertainment]

Portal 3 confirmed

[@alexandriariley5209]

+Ricardo Andrade Dias A cube with 7 faces is not a heptagon. it's a heptahedron

[@mohammedalblooshi1822]

+Ricardo Andrade Dias there isn't anything as a cube with 7 faces, a cube has 6. the word you are looking for is polygon

[@MarkTuchinsky]

The hope, I remember.

[@scroogemcfuck8110]

4 characters actually!

[@AWOOGO]

Gotta love the silent screams of pain

[@bobbyvinzant9406]

This video contains the following: The romance of main characters that are mutes A companion cube yelling "skank" Bullying Murder AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...cake

[@ua6829]

Yes

[@mtjoy747]

Nice to see "How It Should Have Ended" branching into video games, keep it up!

[@milkman9247]

Silent Protagetenist Chat.

[@spamtong.spamton3057]

Wow thats sad the only reply to this commet is a spell correction

[@SpecsWitched]

Guys Chell can talk, she does not because she doesn't want to give satisfaction to the robots

[@shub_2005]

Low wtf every year there's a comment

[@incog_neeto]

So you can gain access to the Silent Protagonist Chat by not talking through an entire game, even when you're able to? That's op Also, 1 reply/year POG

[@Blarnix]

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[@romal259]

I was looking for this comment!

[@Blarnix]

Lol!

[@mirroruknown3072]

companion cube is not who he was XD

[@mg2009sept]

yeah

[@Portal_Mel]

Team rockets blasting off again!!!

[@zacherylehr942]

Hahaha i love that JohnnyEthco is the voice for the companion cube

[@cheascak410]

i have been waiting for seven years for the second one to come out

[@nicolasriveros943]

now i know why we don't have Half Life 3...

[@Zenzi0]

+Nicolás Riveros But Half Life 3 is comming?? Wtf. xD

[@rya3190]

+ZenTroniix I thought the writer for half life left valve

[@_Leo_-]

News flash: Half Life:Alyx is on its way *me jumps back into the time traveling portal*

[@Teledoor24]

I love the GLaDOS reference Gordon makes at the end.

[@NoahsTitanic]

I thought I was the only one who noticed it

[@NahuNarutoKyubi]

Not just the end of the video though.

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

This wouldn't happen, he'd only take 10 damage from the fall.

[@calyxman]

Not HL2. GMod gives 10 DMG. HL2 gives 40 - 100 DMG depending on the height.

[@skull2861]

The voice acting is great!!

[@Kris-ff4jm]

Wait this was made 3 years ago SO HALF LIFE 3

[@robodragon2222]

Holy crap and in a year half-life 4

[@cerealjam]

i think valve is not making a second to either

[@cerealjam]

i meant third

[@Sylfa]

+krishna tolovaa And your comment was 3 months ago, confirmed!

[@jimmycook7376]

MrSylfa hi

[@rcain0507]

Half life 3: confirmed

[@huntergman8338]

no Half-Life 3 uncomfirmed

[@rcain0507]

Garrit Larsen Portal 3: Confirmed

[@typhonplume9374]

R Cain Also not confirmed, due to no official announcement. Yea really need to stop reading rumor sites.

[@yashpuffer4295]

It's a joke dumbass.

[@Skeletater]

Valve doesn't make third games.

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

major fracture detected *and Gordon's suit protects him from the fall*

[@phinnyouchoobs]

In Gordon's game, you endure the terror of fall damage.

[@foggypebble5159]

I was thoroughly enjoying the crossover.. until the odd ending. Couldn't Gordon just wheel himself to one of those first aid kit things? Wouldn't his suit take most of the impact and he'd walk away with a sprain?

[@GmodSolutions]

Foggy Pebble yes and the suit should have administered morphine

[@penisparkerdeviloflamps7979]

It's for the sake of animations

[@nukeflower.1759]

We can assume he survived

[@ostrich3335]

It’s for the sake of comedy

[@bradleynewson4860]

So that's why there's no Half life 3 then.

[@epicrebel64]

Well I don't think VALVE will ever actually make a game that has the word third or 3 in it for some reason. (eg They wont make portal3, counter strike 3, Half life 3 or TF3)

[@bradleynewson4860]

OR LEFT 4 DEAD 3?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[@Pois0nApplePie]

Bradley Newson Yep. In the year 2052 there will be left 5 dead 4 but never 3. Nonono.

[@ammex7444]

Poisonapple they made left4dead3 -_-

[@Pois0nApplePie]

Jeremiah Duckworth I think u mean left 3 dead 4

[@CoreyYoungblood]

After watching this video, It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[@swiftysalad6403]

Y KZbin gods.... Have u brought me here to witness such beauty of content

[@zev4133]

GOd dammit why does nobody know this, well ive have to explain it. Valve has actually confirmed that chell can speak but she just dosent beacuse of the sitiuation ._.

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Thank you good sir

[@DuckBoy-gy6sg]

What about Gordon

[@thegeekofallgenres6679]

+DuckBoy 3825 May be same situation as Chell -unless all that radiation and shit got rid of his voice...-

[@happyswedme]

+Jonatan Hulthin "...mute lunatic"-GLaDos, I rest my case

[@Mia-ln1zs]

let me explain this to. it's a pretend world with pretend rules. Are also going to ignore the discrepancy between the games? Theres no real story here even though it could have been a really good one.

[@angelcage6486]

"but uh you and me baby we were ment for eachother WARGHHH"

[@tenzer0]

+Angel Cage XD

[@gilgamesh7055]

Companion Cube pansexual: Confirmed

[@GoldenArmada334]

Hishe is Pure Magic.

[@pseudo3100]

the appsro companion cube got me good

[@Bizorke]

We all know the companion cubes are stuffed full of human corpses.

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

+Bizorke no.

[@micahburgess4790]

+Bizorke Ya thats where i am :P

[@kiningroseburg9288]

+Bizorke jip

[@WaffleCat3367]

THEORY THEORY THEORY IT IS NOT FACT

[@kiningroseburg9288]

WaffleCat3367 So is evolution

[@Yiggss]

New Portak Gun (HISHE LORE): Can now shoot portals at objects that aren't moon rock.

[@spudgun181]

+Cpt. Lexis Actually, It is not HISHE lore at all, the Portal Gun can actually create portals from Plaster, Vinyl, Concrete, and Marble, All on a flat surface that does not move of course. Moon Rock just makes better portals than others. The More You Know.

[@Yiggss]

spudgun181 I think I know too much. Too much, that the FBI is looking for me right now, before I expose that Obama is a repti--

[@benjamin32827]

+spudgun181 Portal 2 contained a Portal Ex Machina scene though WHen you had to laser the neurogas tubes

[@reyrey4060]

+Cpt. Lexis he's what wwwhhhaaattt!!!

[@thedemonhater7748]

+Cpt. Lexis lol. And I'm a democrat.

[@mewkitsune6978]

I have more death in falling of things Than a enemy actively trying to kill me. So i learn not to fall off things or know what height that i can land safely But this Gordon thinks that he could survive falling like a 10 foot building without thinking that "is this going to kill me."

[@nukeflower.1759]

How would it be 10 feet

[@AndyIscool-nn8el]

2:18 major fracture detected

[@Tailsthehacker01]

Morphine administered...

[@KatAdAstra]

Thank you! Someone else who remembers the hazard suit!!

[@ajamu7465]

KatieRose Hamilton "Ammo Depleted"

[@KatAdAstra]

D:

[@jsvc420]

Tailsthehacker01 "Minor Fracture Detected"

[@ajamu7465]

DuckyMomo1010 "Blood toxin levels detected"

[@its_ya_boi_sobble8415]

At 2:40 i lost it because he said "YOUR'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!" and I instantly thought of GlaDOS.

[@Personwhomakedvids]

how both of em speak chell:jump gordon:reload sounds and shooting sounds of guns

[@Echo-gb2vx]

Gordon’s voice actor is incredible!

[@JAKJak-en8jp]

I was just sitting there going, "Wait, Gordan, what about Alyx?"

[@HunterTag]

Gorden probably should have told cell what's been going on on earth

[@billdrew7229]

Yeah because she doesnt even Imagine whats going on since she was stuck in the Aperture Labs

[@HunterTag]

The black Mesa incedent was bad

[@mystisch3241]

You screwed up both names. y u do dis

[@CaptainDoomsday]

But if Cell learns too much, he'll find the Androids and destroy the world!

[@blueshit199]

That makes me wonder... how did they manage to get to a restaurant together, if Gordon is the most wanded person in the world?

[@rileynred7518]

Johnnyethco as the companion cube made me crack up!

[@markaloman]

I do love that companion cube is voiced by Engineer :D

[@christopherweeks89]

"You're a horrible person. Has anyone ever told you that?" Glados says the exact thing that Gordon said at the end. Reference found.

[@papulainenn]

Make Portal 2 How it should have ended

[@cookiedoh8882]

+Companion Cubie Huh? This is a reference of Portal 2.

[@papulainenn]

Yes it's e but it's not Portal 2

[@Frungi]

+Jason Lee No, this is off the ending of the first game.

[@cookiedoh8882]

Frungi It's actually a mix of both.

[@Frungi]

Jason Lee What was in here from the sequel? I must have missed it.

[@thatoneinternetsimp1141]

See, that ending is a bit wrong though. The modifications made to his HEV suit between Half-Life and Half-Life 2 made it so they had resistance to falling, so if that takes place after Half-Life, he wouldn't have the Gravity Gun, and if it was after Half-Life 2, he has the resistance to falling, so... it's impossible.

[@jonathanl3165]

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

[@denisekernan185]

I'm gonna be a nerd and correct this video by saying that there had to be Moondust on the ground in the building for that to be able to happen

[@bobbyvinzant9406]

He just says it works great bc its white and portals can only be put on white surfaces...or is it up to GLaDOS?

[@michaelkomsky1313]

@@bobbyvinzant9406 It's neither. During the final battle against Wheatley, you open a portal on the moon (which is more grey than white and is not a smooth surface). Otherwise just painting the walls with regular white paint would be a much cheaper alternative than buying 7 Million $ worth of moonstones. Gameplay-wise, the surfaces are white only for the sake of the players knowing where they can put portals.

[@danese1636]

NEEEEEEERD!

[@nickobrien8043]

It would be nice if they change the portal gun up in Half Life 3

[@AlexG32777]

@@nickobrien8043 what

[@Wipez]

I thought Freeman was gonna fall from the portal into the same portal again and fly to his death! haha but this works.

[@NahuNarutoKyubi]

Momentum kill! Yeah, that probably would've been even funnier, XD

[@theclockworksolution8521]

The awkward flailing noises when Gordon breaks his legs are priceless

[@handlenottaken]

I can totally see them being friends

[@YisraelHhagever]

i thought gladOS said the companion cube couldn't talk

[@Android5001]

+Yisrael H Even if it appears that the Companion Cube DOES talk, it doesn't.

[@jazzthevoodoodoll5082]

+Yisrael H it does because she said if it did talk I would say to get out of there and it would save you because it is said that they put dead people in it. ha :3

[@YisraelHhagever]

+Android5001 ah that makes sense..for portal anyway

[@stickymaggot]

+Yisrael H if it doesnt you must not listen to him

[@General_Ace]

Watch game theory's video

[@thepodian9348]

Imagine how darn difficult would Portal be with falling damage.

[@super_chedder1031]

that was pretty neat

[@erbgorre]

whoever voiced the companion cube sounds almost like carbot when hes doing his drunk voice