How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens) | Perfect Person Ep. 50

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.
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[@jabajabajabaa]

this is my favourite episode because miles accidentally hung up on the first person and then proceeded to call back the wrong person

[@PerfectPerson]

Truly a top tier PP moment 4 me!!

[@Celesticalhelena77]

@@PerfectPerson God I hope there're more fuck ups, that was hilarious. Great pivot afterwards too. I can only imagine the amount of bloopers we don't see when it comes to talking to the public.

[@CinnamonBasic]

this was a SPOILER 🤪

[@CerealKiller187]

​@@PerfectPerson😂😂😂 I'm DYIN'

[@alexisorr2391]

I don’t wanna downvote it bc we all love miles. Different headspace today, but I absolutely support LGBTQ+ he/she/they /them thank you for representing our community ❤❤

[@anastasiyaolympia2928]

As a person who works in a plant shop I can 100% confirm that buying me a coffee has and will continue to always work as a method of flirtation while I'm on the job

[@PerfectPerson]

Hell yes

[@tayloralexa6237]

i am dying at the wedding single people announcement by sarah. absolutely genius!

[@littlelila7396]

Truly astonished at the amount of poly ppl already in relationships that call in, like bruh i cant even pull a single person how do they do it?? 😭

[@miss_ayla]

You need to call in with this issue. Maybe you'll get someone like Kittens or Kesley Darragh!

[@Lyra5678]

Ok but Kittens is soooo freakin cool and stunnin and kinda looks like Dua, so I think you’re heading in the right direction Miles 👀

[@Hmm...Whats-Their-Name]

Miles, never put that on a loop! A third of what makes it such an amazing bit is you having to continually push it amidst the heavy convo. Absolutely love it. The Get Real segment is my favorite part of the show. Love the rest, but *really* love the Get Real concept and execution.

[@xxdeborahh]

As a former Jimmy John's employee, now dating her former GM for almost three years (LOL), I am really LOVING the JJ's shirt

[@PerfectPerson]

We love to get a long thin tuna sammy to STAY

[@xxdeborahh]

@@PerfectPerson The tuna is a lowkey BANGER

[@Polkie]

Congratulations on hitting 50 episodes! It’s now hitting me that I’ve watched and rewatched almost all the episodes 2-3 times now for almost 150 hours. It literally FLIES BY🥳🎉👏🏼

[@-streaminadream-5356]

saaaammme 🙌

[@oL1v37777]

Can we get a tea sesh? I would love Rainey and miles breaking down internet drama… Colleen Ballinger thoooo

[@tayloroo]

"...communion with crackers from HEB." This sent me!!! The drama in that home building office is insane

[@miss_ayla]

Honestly, her boss sounds unhinged and I'd be worried that he'd go postal once his chips run out. I'd be out of there FAST.

[@2014wolfy]

The only correct answer to "Who do you wanna be when you grow up?" is "My generation's Ira Glass."

[@cadenceeckman8462]

i love seeing you promote products for parents now that you’re a dad 🥺 we stan Hatch. congratulations!!

[@Nanil0v34]

That mix up call had me dead 😂😂😂

[@McAW3SOME]

I dont know if miles ever wants to get tattoos, but if him and Sarah don't get some sort of monkey eating a bag of chips or other snacks, wasted opportunity 😅😂😂

[@tawnyew]

Miles finds the best guest hosts ❤never a miss always a fun and free environment

[@kyliesparks1435]

Plant girl is iconic 😂 Great episode as always!

[@patienceismyrealname]

Best episode to showcase how PERFECT Miles is.....absolutely didn't miss a beat with the wrong call back. 👌

[@adriannahowell2359]

omg I forgot until the ad read that miles was a dad

[@PerfectPerson]

Daddy jump scare

[@fauxgothgirlfriend]

​@@PerfectPersonThis comment was the jump scare for me 😂 Love you Miles

[@kerkyberky6793]

Plant guy sounds so hot. Why is everything about him hot? I don’t understand. I got heart palpitations from a man I have never met.

[@KittenCece]

Hellofresh taught me half my menu 😋 I love that they walk you step by step through cooking stuff. 10/10 would recommend

[@v1nnys]

kittens is such a lovely person, ty for always bringing in such rad people for us all to learn from

[@Ashley-ih9ro]

Hearing that intro music just automatically makes my day better. Thanks for all you do Miles 😊

[@miss_ayla]

Right? Perfect Person has the best podcast intro.

[@maeganb3315]

Love the accidental H-E-B shoutout from the caller! Best grocery store in Texas!

[@howshows888]

This is your best episode. Nothing is better than the genuine confusion from the grocery woman, and Miles' sheer embarrassment.

[@moonlitbruh]

the ultimate chaotic good episode

[@striffleric]

you can’t fart scare a gay person during pride month man c’mon

[@EricM96]

The merch is fire King 🔥

[@PerfectPerson]

Thank youuuu

[@jennifernantais4145]

Laughing for 10 mins about "breadsticks entering the pasta fagiole" because it's so ridiculous

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The title is a Rom-Com waiting to happen.

[@benjaminkamaryt4585]

So excited for this one! I love a good horticulture.

[@miss_ayla]

This episode was so unhinged and juicy. Off the scale tea. Omg.

[@Antwonito]

Petition to bring Kittens back as a guest again

[@emilymatheny6269]

Miles your podcast and trypod are my favorite things to look forward to weekly! I love the positive vibes that surround you and the content you release! Love your merch and can not wait to see the channel grow!

[@jdavisjohnson3380]

As always, PP releases are keeping me back from the ledge right now.

[@EvWuzhere]

Also not me thinking miles was referring to himself as dj kitten in the intro

[@ashlynsisson8002]

officially adding tthis podcast to my Spotify line up

[@capri91]

I love when Miles dials the wrong number. 😂😂

[@borromorro]

Grocery store girl will literally starve to death now lol

[@breezeless72]

All routine about how this podcast goes just fell out of Miles' head 😂

[@solamonotte]

Wow i really thought it was like the surprise for the 50th episode to have dua lipa come on as a guest hahahah

[@Kveg-y6k]

I want to be Guy Fieri when I grow up.

[@saraa.7836]

20th sub to Perfect Person + !! And happy 50th episode!! ❤

[@PerfectPerson]

👏🏻🫡

[@thecerealsong]

Miles, the Sake Bomb reference sent me on a nostalgia spiral. Do you 'member South Square when it was still a mall?

[@PerfectPerson]

ohhhhh my god what a throwback!!

[@marie-christinelord6433]

omg Kittens is soooo beautiful 💘

[@arielaim5687]

Bring Kittens back 🙌🏼

[@FroAlchemist]

Lol!! What Is Going On W/ This Pod?!?! 23:37

[@LB-bt1nt]

Kittens is so pretty!!!

[@AJFilms14]

That is not kittens that is a human woman. You lie.

[@PerfectPerson]

!!!!!

[@Cashhhhew]

Could be ten kittens in a trench coat 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@goinggrimy]

I couldn't find the highlights channel link, I had to go through your Twitter. Throw the link in the description!!

[@rayskywalker4]

Omggg you got Kittens on your podcast 😮❤ so excited I know them thanks to Demi Lovato they’re good friends. ❤☺️

[@CinnamonBasic]

DID YOU MISS THE FIRST CALLER BURPING LIKE YOU, MILES?! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@PerfectPerson]

Oh my

[@tiarizky7226]

50:51

[@jgrace5274]

Miles is so hot and adorable. And hott. Period.

[@stephatiowa29]

Sue for a toxic work environment

[@intheyellowcorner]

Im 40 and still dont have my life together. 🤷‍♀️

[@tirzah9929]

Miles using the loop restart as a crutch to get through the get real is so top tier

[@Namite0001]

Wow I didn't know who Kittens was before this episode but now I think I'm gonna go check it out 🥹 i know it's pride, but it was so nice to hear Miles talk about like identity, gender or otherwise, so casually. then to be thrown into this wonderfully chaotic episode was A+. Once again, I aspire to be this perfect 😤

[@jenniethegemini]

I just turned 30 2 days ago and have been having a super hard time accepting that my life isn’t how I want it to be yet and that it’s okay. I really appreciated the reminder of all the people whose life didn’t start taking off until after 30 🥹🫶🏻 Thank you 🤍