How to Beat the HOT CULTISTS in THE BABYSITTER

[@duckyquacks5141]

Gotta admit I was not expecting a 12 year old to be doing a better job then flcking 90% of horror movie protags

[@knightedaudios176]

It's the Kevin McCallister effect

[@shardinhand1243]

the person or people who wrote this clearly gave a shit and are compitant... its nice to see for once.

[@Platform246]

Than*

[@shardinhand1243]

hahaahah XD always one of you grammer obsessed people everywhere ya go online. you guys are funny@@Platform246

[@shardinhand1243]

hah!@brandonmichael2111

[@joshuachurch7513]

This kid just shows how much a protagonist can push his luck

[@omegaminoseer4539]

"Hey, Melanie! You wanna see how close I can touch the inky abyss of death?"

[@AkiDoesRobloxYT]

True

[@Jaquavious_the_3rd]

King bach or " John " death made me laugh 😂

[@crashtiansClips]

Cole really doing ten times better than any other horror movie victim.

[@kyrohowe3156]

Damn straight

[@krobuskoffee3354]

What about like.. Ripley, or Ash Williams or the badass chick from You're Next?

[@crashtiansClips]

@@krobuskoffee3354 different leagues. there are horror movie victims and then there are horror movie LEGENDS. Give Cole 20 more years to catch up in age and life experience and then make that comparison.

[@zCREz]

@@crashtiansClips Were onto something here... like a franchise about cole, but hes just slaughtering horror villains and monsters, similar to Ash.

[@Nanonea]

@@zCREz in part 2 the teenage Cole killed the ghost of all the satanist who he hunted before

[@tropicsumo3558]

"Hot cultist" is the craziest way to frame a murderer 💀

[@Riverdiety]

I’m pretty sure they’re demons

[@humanconsumer2864]

I mean she was pretty hot

[@hatake1990]

Fr, right? Lol. I was wondering to myself, "what would this video be titled if they weren't "hot", etc.🤔 😆

[@MGD33452]

@@Riverdietynah they’re humans who made a deal with the devil to get their greatest wishes like fame, wealth etc.

[@glock-kay]

@@hatake1990Just cultists

[@thebigpotate]

Literally the first gunshot inside the house should have caused even more police to arrive due to a concerned citizen. In which the police would have gone to check on the empty squad car

[@Frostknight231]

But seems like the whole town left except the other girl

[@XSilver_WaterX]

Is the community a no-pet zone cause animals are instinctive to gunshots. Literally I pet sited dogs, cats, and birds before and they LOATH the sounds of a hunter's firearm!

[@covahredro8370]

The second officer(because they don't go alone)would have called "Shots fired" and "officer down" leading the whole place to be crawling with cops.

[@cookiecomments846]

When I was a kid I was so much of a snitch I would’ve called my parents the moment uninvited people showed up

[@Sonamyfan875]

That's not being a snitch, that's common sense.

[@cameraman502]

Well maybe if your babysitter was samara weaving you wouldn't have snitch

[@kyrohowe3156]

​@Sonamyfan875 basically reporting to the authorities if speaking

[@projectpitchfork860]

Dude you'd also call a witness in court a snitch or what?

[@boredboi6279]

Then bye bye parents

[@Skeleton-73]

cole was shockingly smart in the movie to be fair

[@abigailruiz4197]

not when he went into the grage and left the door open

[@Skeleton-73]

@@abigailruiz4197 I never said he didn'f make mistakes, he fs did

[@HugeHaddock]

​@@abigailruiz4197Yeah, but he was still smarter than 90% of horror movie adults

[@asandax6]

It was just his timing was off.

[@randomnessltd]

This movie really shows what happens when you have a smart protagonists versus a bunch of psycho cult members with no real plot armor.

[@goodish9765]

Bro had so much plot armor what are you on lmao

[@Blaze-cz2rp]

The only thing that doesn’t make sense is that no one heard any of the screaming, or that loud gunshot. They should have woken people up to look at their window at see the situation

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

Max had him dead to rights. Outside of him the plot armor wasn't too crazy but the 1 on 1 at a time was pretty stupid and Coles kills were all final destination style accidents

[@SirKingHoff]

He did better than OP would in ANY of the scenarios he does videos on

[@BakonGames-t3x]

@@goodish9765not really

[@JustWordsAndOpinions]

I enjoyed this movie - the sequel… not so much but I did like how goofy it was at points. The killers motivation in 2 just seemed out of nowhere even though it was explained but still.

[@ItIsActuallyTheMorning]

The sequel was far too non-sensical to be considered average, at least it is a fun bad film which means it's watchable

[@NicholasEzclapz]

Yeah, like, why is Melanie the bad guy all of a sudden lol

[@YeTheGOATNoCap]

It's too slapstick for me.

[@vvronskyy]

the second was great. these movies aren't supposed to be taken seriously. look at the supporting cast for lords sake: a collection of unserious actors and actresses. if you try to take it seriously, then of course you won't like it.

[@Nanonea]

@@magmatard8737 yea I don't like how they tried to make him seem crazy , when there was so much evidence of what actually happened

[@xuexxiong]

As soon as I saw this, I was wondering how you were gonna roast the kid. I like max, even though he was evil he was cool. 19:43 made so much sense it funny. Also, even though nerd is wrong about the book, that sounds extremely logical.

[@JB-bm1to]

What is the deal with the book?

[@xuexxiong]

@@JB-bm1to it is actually magic

[@JB-bm1to]

@@xuexxiong oooh okay

[@blusafe1]

@@xuexxiongNerd wasn't wrong. He was saying if the book actually grants wishes, their living situation should be different.

[@ClintDoodie]

Why is this child so much better then any other 20yr old in other movies

[@Voided_Ghost118]

Butt loads of plot armor and because the script says so😂

[@HexenStar]

Because he learned from the best.

[@Stan26147]

I don’t actually know

[@levelup2014]

15:07 glad you touched up on this most people don’t understand how big having aggression in a street fight is

[@dannyvanasch4157]

This man both educates and cracks me up

[@reikolupus136]

To be fair, this kid did WAY better than most characters in horror movies. His mistakes were mostly not doing a second thing that would have helped him when doing another, in other words, tunnel vision. Too focused in getting away when being completely surrounded by murderers, that he didn't think of picking up the gun of the dead officer. A big mistake, no doubt, but a perfectly understandable one. And others were mainly neivete from a kid that simply can't know better so young and inexperienced. His big stupid mistake was using himself as a distraction and returning to the house, which... Well, let's be real here, he got the push to do it from having the pretty neighbour girl there in danger. He's a young boy after all, he probably wanted to look good in front of her even in that situation. And using the car like that was kind of a stupid mistake, but to be honest, at that point his adrenaline was so high that most people would ahve tried to run her over once they got in that car, instead of hiding inside, and running away wasn't that good of an idea since she was armed. Overall, this kid did amazing!

[@lessismore8533]

About your point about him running to the house, if he wasn’t going to protect the teenage girl, who was?

[@reikolupus136]

@@lessismore8533 The smart thing would have been to either let her die, or try to escape together.

[@ianbailey6777]

YES!!! Been wanting you to cover this one for years!!!!

[@KayeHalliwell]

I always read her doing it before as meaning it restored her youth once before, and now it was time to re-up

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

In the sequel it's established she got into a loop of doing this by making a deal with the devil

[@thewarden1398]

Gotta tell ya, I'm pretty impressed with Cole. It sucks that the cops crashed his speech check, he might have been able to escape right there.

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

Nah B knew he knew. At most she would have let him go and kept her eye on him just like she originally did

[@KotuJitzu]

I think we all thought this was our babysitters pass time. Especially the ones with eyeshadow 😂

[@maxridriguez7751]

OMG YES!!! I’m also shocked that no one else has stolen this yet!

[@mrgonzalez8838]

I enjoy watching this movie and it's sequel every year during Halloween month. Glad it was covered in this channel. I look forward to this channel covering the sequel.

[@Impossible_Fishy]

This title is certainly one way to put it

[@justacrystal567]

I needed this. Crap day and my favorite Nerd reviewing one of my favorite movies.

[@aymanhaque9568]

I have been watching u since 500k subs I’m so proud of your growth 😭

[@Solararisa]

"Hot cultist" has me rolling on the floor

[@ohshitALIEN]

“Wasn’t meant to handle that much chad” 💀

[@ninanoiir]

"There's also the half dead cheerleader bleeding out on the furniture. *Good luck explaining that one* " I cackled

[@supergonk6485]

Be honest- if Samara Weaving was your babysitter growing up and you were a straight dude you wouldn’t be like “yeah I think 12 years old I don’t need a babysitter anymore” no matter what kind of social rep at school you are potentially risking

[@egg.........................]

i watched this movie the other day and i gotta admit that that firework scene where one of the cultists gets blown up is just the best kill and gave me the most satisfaction

[@savlont798]

Been waiting for this 🎉

[@Iamnotcooking]

"Devil in disguise starts playing"

[@therealone2289]

Honestly if cole would’ve just stayed in his room he would’ve been fine because they weren’t trying to kill him until the cops came

[@itzskye7074]

I had so much fun watching this movie omg, my mum gave me the weirdest looks though

[@notmyrealname5865]

Smartest horror movie protagonist.

[@mer_acle8101]

second part please :D I had so much fun with this movie

[@SimonPetrikov12]

What type of caliber does that cop's handgun take? That girl got launched 30 feet backward

[@Aventurine-v2q]

.50 HP

[@ltpvs]

iLOVE how this eps of "how to beat" is 100% what the main character DID! it's rare that this happens😆

[@Gr1mm4]

Definitely one of my favourite horror-comedies, the sequel wasn't too bad but not as god as the first. Cole did pretty good for his age though, must have been fun to film too.

[@HexenStar]

Cole's line about the 'space dream team' at the end was pretty great.

[@Moonlight-x5z]

I cant stop laughing at how the narrator applaud the kid then call him a dummy just was the killers to surprise him then he says ow @&@“ didn’t see that coming okay

[@dogwithheadphones]

I like how King Bach’s character is killed by a comically large fall

[@culturedpotato9497]

12:14 this man cracks me up so much 💀

[@Bug637-uy2ow]

I’ve saw this and it was good

[@kb030303]

I feel like you've hit your stride. Love the wit and style. Keep it up!

[@Fishboi222]

I just realized king bach a youtuber is in this movie

[@Voltage256]

Despite the little mistakes he made in this movie its funny how a 12 year old boy probably has been the smartest horror movie protagonist in a long time lmao

[@djludowici536]

Are you working on a Babysitter 2 breakdown? I watched both movies and really enjoyed them so hoping you cover the sequel. thanks and great work!

[@Nico_DiAngelo]

The thumbnail 💀 💀 💀 💀

[@IllithidCrow]

A good excuse for trying to get out is investigating a sound outside and not wanting to get in trouble for being up that late. Also by showing the pocket knife and saying something like I need protection because a 12 year old is going to be scared. This might work because they established his innocence.

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

I think Nerd made the best point. It establishes he had 0 intent on leaving up until they took the blood. Its important to deflect from anything that happened before like the murder. Yours could work but the thing he would be hypothetically investigating would be their commotion. More likely to put them on guard

[@IllithidCrow]

@@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE I see your point

[@jhonnyhotbodei1986]

Max feels like Nigel from that other death game I can't remember. They're both way too sporting for someone they could easily kill.

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

Especially since Max is ONLY here to kill. He is hilarious in the sequel though. I like how he prioritizes certain things ahead of killing

[@therealone2289]

I’ve been waiting for this oneeee

[@Emptysoul37]

😂😂 I love your commentary. If I ever get put in these situations, your voice will be embedded in my brain 🧠 😊. I know I will escape. 😂😂😂😂 "Take out that pocket knife u had, and slit her f****** throat" 😂😂😂😂

[@itsmeappsro2222]

I love you man keep it up❤❤❤

[@IILNWAZE]

This movie is right up your alley I've been waiting for this!

[@bradleybroome7118]

You should review, You’re Next. The main protagonist makes some great decisions I would love to hear what you say you should do though

[@wongbingo9523]

Why the thumbnail picture is always more attractive than the story itself 😂

[@tmckeon3455]

Nerd is the Goat great strategy to survive 🤑💯 percent classic

[@aussiedude9167]

You all do realize the actress playing the dudes neighbor or whoever the little slapper was is the same grown up villan in the sequel.

[@larrymcelrath3932]

*Bach pointing to his own death scene* "Yeah but that backflip though."

[@EthanPlayz-Youtube]

You should do The baby sitter killer queen next

[@DFGHulkOfficial]

12:12 "Now we're stuck in the Spider-Verse with No Way Home" Soo close

[@etanwin]

this feels like home alone on a budget

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

And Rated R Version too.

[@fooltheroyal8691]

Fr tho, the fact that only 2 cops showed up was the LEAST realistic part of this movie

[@crispylizard4348]

yeah lmao i've seen like 6 cars show up just for a report of domestic violence

[@thevirusgut]

I have no idea if hes being sarcastic when he actually compliments something a horror movie protagonist does because of how bad most of them are

[@acecun6202]

In this case, he’s genuinely complimenting Cole. Cole is intelligent at least more so than most protagonists

[@spacetofu5306]

​@@acecun6202Especially with how young Cole is.

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

Samara Weaving rules the screen whenever she appears! What a screen presence! She deserves much better movies!

[@Mazs_Animation]

No ❤

[@QQyoko]

Thank you again for the SFW captions on a video containing multiple violent deaths and some serious child abuse.

[@axs3009]

You should do Fright Night next!

[@KatarinaMaslova]

fact: a 12 year old kid defeat f0cking killer group but a normal grown up charcater in a horror movie is alot weaker than a feather

[@gustavofring4368]

bros out here doing better then the saw victims

[@DrHowieFeltersnatch]

Have you done the collector yet?

[@VoIlerei]

hot cultist is crazy 💀

[@jeremygeorge6241]

Love this movie and Cole did a pretty good job for his age.

[@Bryanmackey]

“He live in a neighborhood full of deaf people” 😂😂😂😂

[@Wardog01Actual]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Origins Great video, dude!

[@ninpo-2103]

In army we make communication check every 15 min in difficult situations. If cops do not make communication check, alert goes off and more forces should show up.

[@GoulGames]

this was basically a horror version of home alone and i loved it

[@sammie8917]

new upload 🎉 (edit: fun fact i actually have that idea at 11:09 , i have a gaint stuffed bear that is taller than me so if something was to happen i’d slit it open and hide in it 😭. probably won’t work but definitely would be worth the try.)

[@HunterJG12]

This is home alone R rated

[@shadowmoon3062]

This movie is hella hilarious but this video was even more fudging hilarious

[@Daniiiiii1616]

"that explosion was in fact an explosion",me:gee thanks I didn't know

[@ianfox7173]

You missed diving down the attic feet first against big man's heads. Even 100 lbs with extra force, (like pushing against the ceiling or the same thing with a reverse grip with the opening) that man wont be getting up anytime soon. If your lucky and break his neck, never.

[@OdinshiDev]

i was forever traumatized watching this for my 10th birthday

[@ashannahensley3288]

Literally mentioned this a few minutes ago while perusing the playlist. Now to wait for the sequel to get some love here. No lie though, this was a fun commentary to one of the best comedy movies in 2017.

[@5starrJazzyy]

It’s crazy how all of them came back to life years later

[@CanIHaveJuiceBox]

i remember watching this movie like 50 times 😭 😭

[@SBBGAMES-dj8rd]

I was traumatised after watching this film at eight never thought I would see it again

[@christopherpoorbaugh1783]

I like how you make the thumbnail look like a videogame

[@hudamen5660]

Oh my man you gotta do the second movie

[@Kingofredeyes]

Not gonna lie I was impressed with the first decisions made and thought for a moment we where going to have an intelligent horror movie with believable mistakes and consequences after how it started...and then the rest of the movie happened >.

[@Jstock1992]

Can you do one for the second babysitter

[@11ROYC]

I love both this film and its sequel (mainly because I have the hots for Sonya's actress) but you're absolutely right, if I was in Cole's situation, I would've hung around in my bedroom until the police arrived. Then I would've snuck out my window and run off to a few neighbors for help

[@roidgaming1928]

Video 3 of asking for a how to survive the crazy family in house of a thousand corpses

[@Editgod1904]

Bro did not call her hot cultist to a murder 💀

[@mick7804]

Watching Chernobyl Diaries and hell of frustrated, went to look for a how to beat video but couldn't find one. Would love if you could cover it

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

Same me too.

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

Same me too.

[@jacktheripper3181]

the logical escape plan is to wait like he said and then run away asap after calling cops. if i was the main character then i wouldnt do nothing. they cant do shit to me im the main character i have plot armour so i can just sit on my bed. they try to shoot me, the gun jams, they point it at the friend the gun is unjammed. if they try to get me with a knife, the knife breaks or they miss. if they try to punch me that aint gonna do shit. i have plot aromour so all that is gonna do is knock me out.

[@The_cringe_plugs35]

Guys, the king was there!!!!!🎉🎉

[@PrestonG14-nd8bg]

It’s either that you suddenly start blood bending them into a heart attack or do a South Park and summon Moses

[@Freakbob_clips]

Please cover the sequel please!

[@Graver81-69]

The first time I saw her was in The Evil Dead series. She’s one of the rare actresses today who actually deserves to be called hot.

[@Alt0001]

Groovy series, I don't remember her being in it though must've been a while ago when I last watched them.

[@Graver81-69]

@@Alt0001 check it out. She plays a camper with two others that Ash and co find in the woods on their way to the cabin

[@lalauninterrupted2086]

Nerd ur so entertaining🤭🤭hope u do the sequel

[@jlau9268]

I would say Cole didn't do bad himself already 😆

[@Valerie-vh3yo]

I watch this and it was so bad but the last part was sad