How We DOMINATED Paradox's HOI4 Tournament...

[@DankusMemecus]

THIS IS THE SEMIFINALS, IF WE WIN THIS, WE ARE IN THE FINALS! 🥸 Quarterfinals: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKnn3Z_lLCbopo

[@OHOE1]

Axis seems to be harder to win with

[@warbrain1053]

Well done! Sadly could not play against you

[@markventura8620]

hi dankus cant watch your other vids cause youtube said it was age restricted T^T

[@DankusMemecus]

@@markventura8620 Hey Mark, when youre 18 you can watch them!

[@isthatajojoreference2385]

@@DankusMemecuswhat if I am a 42 year old man watching a little young boy play map games due to sexual attraction you produce

[@12gark]

I think it's the first time I see Dankus on Japan having a normal game and limited impact because the the Axis is dominating so much that the game is over before the Pacific front starts to get intense. Never seen the Axis this powerful.

[@epiclighthd7655]

This was against an rp server, let him play against tfu community in a real mod and these guys will dominate xD (nothing against dankus btw, but this is not really a game that shows a lot skillwise, altho he obviously has good micro)

[@qordar]

@@epiclighthd7655 they chose hmm bcz of all the rp players in this tourament, even horst wouldve been a better mod

[@epiclighthd7655]

@@qordar the mod wasnt hmm…. Both hmm and horst would have been trash because you have horst community and kinda hmm community participating which makes it unfair

[@qordar]

@@epiclighthd7655 what mod is it then

[@The-rc9cm]

I'm not even surprised at this point... Dankus could do just about anything with just the raw amount of will power he has...

[@itsrass1378]

His team went crazy tho to they completely dominated that game

[@tony-te7gd]

These guys didnt exactly look good, judging by their eco

[@55Ironside]

@@tony-te7gd yeah it was definitely a stacked game. Even ignoring eco, there's no way a Sealion should be pulled off so easily, on top of losing France and Africa that quick. The skill level difference was a mess.

[@dieserjunge1233]

@@55Ironside it wasnt only the skill level, but mod aswell: the first game allies were completely overbuffed w/ getting around +25 civs from start (which would be fine if axis got some aswell) but after first game all allies except one team won so allies lost these factories, france isnt able to get enough doctrine, ger/ita got extra civs, soviets lost some eco making them weaker than vanilla. So even if the teams were 100% balanced out axis still are in favour. I dont want to say that dankus team played bad tho, mad respect to all of them

[@theycallmeyoungsensei]

@@itsrass1378 hehe boy

[@ilikecheese4518]

this tournament saw something momentous happen dankus is officially the first hoi4 player to take a shower

[@DankusMemecus]

GG

[@memazov6601]

Don't let Dankus be Germany it's a mistake or Japan or any major

[@dubsrus8071]

or any minors either lmao

[@Cromwell_]

Don't let dankus play ezzz

[@darijus4094]

Don't let him touch Russia, bad idea

[@IceMaverick13]

Spain needs to release the state of Andorra as its own nation and *maybe* that single tile will be safe for Dankus to play without setting his faction up for world conquest.

[@gigachad-gx9vu]

don't let dankus

[@tristan3340]

babe wake up dankus posted

[@damdog74]

Babe, why aren’t you eating your dankus cake?

[@ivanvodkevich]

You haven't eaten your USSR light tank paratrooper exploit cookies yet. Is something wrong, honey?

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

Dankus sitting here pulling his weight but not having to do so because whoever was in the European Axis just decided to take a bunch of steroids and lifted what they had to with one hand.

[@frefox2701]

"Strong mirco, good builds" *click go brrr alta*

[@DankusMemecus]

brrrrrrrrrr

[@MixedMapping]

Thanks for defeating the Bulgarians, we lost to them in the first round, bois were kinda toxic ngl. SALUTES!

[@theycallmeyoungsensei]

your welcome =)

[@sylvananas7923]

Africa wars : starts Panzers : ich bin speed

[@lugerry]

"We will do stuff where we can do stuff" - Master Dankus Oogway 2022 Top 10 best historical quotes

[@DankusMemecus]

gg

[@Oxley016]

@@DankusMemecus you should write The Art of War 2 tbh bro

[@birbboi4683]

dankus: plays Japan or Any Major Factories : *aggresively starts making 60 tanks per second*

[@dubdood]

tonks*

[@currahee]

maik tonka n win

[@The_Deztro]

The amount of people who think dankus is only good because of "meme strats" is mental, dankus is probably one of the best players at least in top 6

[@towl6403]

I thought that because i got influenced by a mad red haired granddad

[@nothuman3083]

Bo beats him every time through mental domination

[@xarmchia7750]

@@towl6403 I stopped watching the mad red haired granddad after I noticed his very un-based attitude towards our based memer.

[@JJMK_1]

He does memes strats because winning always is boring if it's too easy so he does meme strats and isn't focused because otherwise he doesn't have fun

[@spaceinvaders011]

its because dommykay doesnt understand meta hoi, so anything he sees that is competitively good is just "meme strats"

[@trainheartnet5657]

Boys when they are winning: Holy Poggers! Men when they are winning: E-Schports!

[@KozWhyNot]

last time I was this early, Dankus wasn't banned from playing USSR

[@shipshrekt2156]

@REMINGTON 2 cap

[@Cmokshofra]

@REMINGTON 2 lol what

[@12undeadz]

Really like the new editing, shows very good context of whats going on

[@akiamini4006]

So true bruh . If they could make it into the magical 23 min long vids that even make it more of a POG quality

[@lolmenx4]

Dankus thank you for reuploading this games/ streams, i've suffering from a hearthbreak and other problems related to that , like realizing that i have no real friends so yeah...You,Bokoen and ISP are helping me get through it.Just thanks, you have no idea how much you can help people so yeah...thank you

[@DankusMemecus]

Man life is shitty af sometimes, grinding through it works the best for me. Just find what you need to do to get through it. If its watching hoi4 videos or going to the gym or anything else, do it. ❤️

[@akiamini4006]

Hey there bruh this was such a high octane e schport con and for a moment it even made me consider going back at HOI4 grind like it was that good ! Thanks alter

[@gabe75001]

What makes Dankus so good is he has impeccable macro with his micro. He's probably only top 5 in terms of micro, but his eco-management is the best.

[@jeanlov5398]

i love that heavy cruiser dankus borrowed was just left in southern china all alone

[@axolotl_colourless]

I love the part when Dankus said its espoting time, and esported all over the allies

[@chadson5984]

5:20 love it. Come to Brazil

[@pb10leogokal-elv.9]

battle against a true hero... nice pick

[@joelott531]

"Talk about E-sports all the time" *Dankus made the word E sport*

[@stormyprawn]

Was about to comment "wow dankus using heavy tanks again I bet, how original" but he didn't do his usual build. Mad respect.

[@atwarroyal8770]

If anone's wondering who was speaking at the beginning, its another twitch streamer known as elbowser, he does play mainly hoo2.

[@JavierSanchez-zj6su]

what is hoo

[@atwarroyal8770]

@@JavierSanchez-zj6su hearts of oak 2

[@uccmaster1938]

Allied troops in Malaya desperately holding on Japanese Dankus troops screaming “Eeee-sports!!”

[@DankusMemecus]

eeeehhhsports

[@psychzach1588]

Great Video as always!

[@marcfleuren7691]

Just grabbed a meal deal sat down in the den and Dankus new hoi4 video pog lets go

[@remi609]

I can confirm that the zoomer haircut gives you 40% division attack

[@Pioneer_DE]

LMAO that Africa speed run, Rommel just charged across it

[@DankusMemecus]

my god

[@BobBob-zu2dt]

The intro: Great at Micro Dankus team in spain:

[@Wukia]

bro the italy gıing for the britian was so epic

[@Yesunfortunately-r1x]

Whenever anyone is destroying someone to where its not even a battle but straight up cyberbullying in Hoi4 I just automatically hear North Korean military music in the back if my head

[@nathanlovatt5173]

The UFC intro made me an instant fan

[@rileygraney9568]

Extraordinary thumbnail art

[@Nobody-qq4vj]

7:12 anyone knows that clip name?

[@CarNageBFH]

Dankus: "Lennart we are training 90 Subs. WTF! XD lmao

[@StockGoat]

Bro does he really stay awake all night and sees the sunset Just tò play Hoi4. Respect Bro.

[@StarProcyon]

9:30 Blitzkrieg on its finest!

[@paulodecarvalho8965]

The Brazil joke was actually funny

[@williamfoster4512]

Hahahaah I can’t believe I got a shoutout

[@DankusMemecus]

;)

[@marioaugusto8313]

I really wasn't expecting that Brazillian meme (LOL) KKKKKKKKKK, just lost all with that

[@MasteFvanS]

"Lennard, we are training 90 Subs, what the f***!" "oh yeah"

[@Eduardo_0285]

as a brazilian, I can say that every memes on dankus videos are funny, but cringe. im too, for this i love this channel, go dankus!

[@DankusMemecus]

hehehehe

[@ThatCrusader1066]

Good game!

[@CarNageBFH]

Your Editor is fcking insane. Love your Videos!

[@DankusMemecus]

wooohoo

[@Tom-oj7si]

Dankus is what Dommy wishes he could be Best of luck!

[@DevinPurcell]

Why is grisha never in these games anymore?

[@tobipau7661]

18min of eeeespooorts

[@nametba2295]

Where is the used music taken from? I cannot seem to find the credit and yet it reminds me of some indie creators.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I like the part where Dankus said "E-Sports".

[@sld1776]

"You are not grinding in Spain..." A busted vacation, huh.

[@anthonychojvang]

"We are training 90 subs?! WTF?!" "oh yeah"

[@ramezemad7283]

ahhh old days of undertale

[@steeb79]

Thanks for beating Bulgarian team, they were toxic as hell the second round.

[@raulisrael7342]

Dankus I love your gameplay but please these thumbnails I can't

[@mickson2012]

I can see the Japanese army coming to my home here in Johor bahru

[@billwilson7841]

Dankus actually playing EEEEEsport alda

[@sahilhossain8204]

Hmm yes dankus I hope you win in the finales

[@DeN-hl2dn]

Dankus gaming

[@Trever101]

TO THE MOOOOON

[@sinforoso1972]

5:23 hell no 😂

[@LT_Silver]

Why is Dankus telling them to avoid getting certain general skills?

[@DankusMemecus]

if you get traits to 99% you wont have to grind for long before finishing them. getting a new trait makes your general grind traits slower so you want to avoid getting 100% of traits until you have 99% on the traits you want so you can finish them quickly. made a grind tutorial where i explain everything about generals etc ;)

[@LT_Silver]

@@DankusMemecus I'll check that video out at some point

[@atwarroyal8770]

z

[@kaik.9497]

getting EschPORTED! EschPORTS! man!

[@Armadas1987]

Dankus, play france i dare you

[@Ispeedymg]

Dankus: UK command needs an update lel

[@Coteenjoyer]

bro put megalovania on war with china

[@zuxtyy141]

ESHPORTSSS ALTAAAAA

[@swatcccp4673]

Always love to hear undertale remixes

[@fabindopneu5419]

5:15 certainly an american geography expert saying that lol

[@anthonychojvang]

Holy crap Germany and his tanks pushing through Africa 😳😳😳

[@CrabHead501]

allies got steamrolled in this one

[@felipebarbosamedeiros4845]

Não tô de brincadeira com vc mesmo dankus

[@felipebarbosamedeiros4845]

Vcs não aguenta vamo entra na porrada

[@lorenzogamer769]

I am brasilian and this meme is Just very good

[@vishslavia4341]

Why did the editing style change?

[@DankusMemecus]

ive got like 3-4 editors doing videos for me right now (theyre credited in descriptions under videos theyve done)

[@mateusztalaga4667]

It's been a year daddy

[@mollyy.mollyy]

shout out the editor bro

[@spaceinvaders011]

HE GETS ESCHPORTED EVERYDAY

[@on1599]

All those ukrainian flags in nicknames make me happy. Thanks for support from Ukraine!

[@DankusMemecus]

We played against a russian team, mental win

[@on1599]

@@DankusMemecus x2 happines

[@СрбскиВитез]

Z

[@BloodRavenSkull]

@Average Russian Subhuman Z

[@Echo5427_]

@Average Russian Subhuman Z

[@fireblade9129]

Hey everyone there is this problem with my hoi4 when i start the game it disables my mouse and when im t the game tab it stops loading and when i exit the tab it starts loading and when i go back it again stops and when it loads for eg if i click singleplayer it wont do anything and disables my mouse when i enable my mouse again and exit the tab and come back to the hoi4 app it does the action i did before i exited PLS HELP ME TO SOLVE IT cause i cannot play it

[@nein4013]

is your mouse connected correctly, and is it pirated?

[@fireblade9129]

@@nein4013 yes it works fine and I have scanned with anti virus anti malware and even hijack restore

[@dybo7486]

his teammates were a handicap fr

[@TheAzureNightmare]

ESPORTS ESPORTS ESPORTS

[@henriquecoelho2627]

Arregaram pro Brasil porra 🇧🇷

[@henryhill1231]

When doing montages do intense music like doom eternal music

[@mathijswouters6898]

Anyone know what mod they use?

[@kxllz8945]

not the undying music

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

I would gladly join your tournaments, but i dont want to pay 200 euros to play a single game multiplayer

[@DankusMemecus]

what?

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

@@DankusMemecus I wanted to say i can't afford to buy hoi4 with all DLC's, That's like 200 euros. And maybe i gonna play game or two, and i get bored. DID YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

@@DankusMemecus I play only single player, beacouse i have a cracked version of hoi4

[@patrickkloiber741]

​You dont need all Dlcs its dependent on the host and hoi on sale only costs 10 euros Lil Bro​@@Lawrance_of_Albania

[@12undeadz]

Who was the Germany player?

[@keropnw3425]

allies 100% focused asia to the point of getting sealioned lol

[@keropnw3425]

kind of funny the war even continues after a successful sealion. irl it would be over.

[@kevinradtke3767]

3:00 Lord of the rings fan?

[@Buutteerrss]

How do you have so many mils?

[@cauan6373]

5:20 quer tirar ladrao e?

[@hrunchtayt1587]

Ok.

[@Shabazz859]

is there anyway to play this mod or?

[@sirdeakia]

Holdup Was that a brazil meme? Like 100% brazilian brazil meme? What the fuck is going on here? You were not supposed to know of the secret rites!

[@Xi4V]

Ye

[@pedronabais1456]

ok who was that germany? holy fuck he stomped so hard

[@rx7drift27]

the way he talks to teammates this "team" wont last long lmao

[@pedrobadaro2380]

It's a tournament dude, what did you expect?

[@atwarroyal8770]

z

[@kryzzan7039]

@@pedrobadaro2380 Yea but he does this ALL the time, not just in tournaments

[@ryangarcia985]

*Esports Alta*