How We DOMINATED Paradox's HOI4 Tournament...

[@DankusMemecus]

THIS IS THE SEMIFINALS, IF WE WIN THIS, WE ARE IN THE FINALS! 🥸 Quarterfinals: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKnn3Z_lLCbopo

[@OHOE1]

Axis seems to be harder to win with

[@warbrain1053]

Well done! Sadly could not play against you

[@markventura8620]

hi dankus cant watch your other vids cause youtube said it was age restricted T^T

[@DankusMemecus]

@@markventura8620 Hey Mark, when youre 18 you can watch them!

[@isthatajojoreference2385]

@@DankusMemecuswhat if I am a 42 year old man watching a little young boy play map games due to sexual attraction you produce

[@memazov6601]

Don't let Dankus be Germany it's a mistake or Japan or any major

[@dubsrus8071]

or any minors either lmao

[@Cromwell_]

Don't let dankus play ezzz

[@darijus4094]

Don't let him touch Russia, bad idea

[@IceMaverick13]

Spain needs to release the state of Andorra as its own nation and *maybe* that single tile will be safe for Dankus to play without setting his faction up for world conquest.

[@gigachad-gx9vu]

don't let dankus

[@12gark]

I think it's the first time I see Dankus on Japan having a normal game and limited impact because the the Axis is dominating so much that the game is over before the Pacific front starts to get intense. Never seen the Axis this powerful.

[@epiclighthd7655]

This was against an rp server, let him play against tfu community in a real mod and these guys will dominate xD (nothing against dankus btw, but this is not really a game that shows a lot skillwise, altho he obviously has good micro)

[@qordar]

@@epiclighthd7655 they chose hmm bcz of all the rp players in this tourament, even horst wouldve been a better mod

[@epiclighthd7655]

@@qordar the mod wasnt hmm…. Both hmm and horst would have been trash because you have horst community and kinda hmm community participating which makes it unfair

[@qordar]

@@epiclighthd7655 what mod is it then

[@ilikecheese4518]

this tournament saw something momentous happen dankus is officially the first hoi4 player to take a shower

[@DankusMemecus]

GG

[@tristan3340]

babe wake up dankus posted

[@LVCE.]

Babe, why aren’t you eating your dankus cake?

[@ivanvodkevich]

You haven't eaten your USSR light tank paratrooper exploit cookies yet. Is something wrong, honey?

[@The-rc9cm]

I'm not even surprised at this point... Dankus could do just about anything with just the raw amount of will power he has...

[@itsrass1378]

His team went crazy tho to they completely dominated that game

[@tony-te7gd]

These guys didnt exactly look good, judging by their eco

[@55Ironside]

@@tony-te7gd yeah it was definitely a stacked game. Even ignoring eco, there's no way a Sealion should be pulled off so easily, on top of losing France and Africa that quick. The skill level difference was a mess.

[@dieserjunge1233]

@@55Ironside it wasnt only the skill level, but mod aswell: the first game allies were completely overbuffed w/ getting around +25 civs from start (which would be fine if axis got some aswell) but after first game all allies except one team won so allies lost these factories, france isnt able to get enough doctrine, ger/ita got extra civs, soviets lost some eco making them weaker than vanilla. So even if the teams were 100% balanced out axis still are in favour. I dont want to say that dankus team played bad tho, mad respect to all of them

[@theycallmeyoungsensei]

@@itsrass1378 hehe boy

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

Dankus sitting here pulling his weight but not having to do so because whoever was in the European Axis just decided to take a bunch of steroids and lifted what they had to with one hand.

[@The_Deztro]

The amount of people who think dankus is only good because of "meme strats" is mental, dankus is probably one of the best players at least in top 6

[@towl6403]

I thought that because i got influenced by a mad red haired granddad

[@nothuman3083]

Bo beats him every time through mental domination

[@xarmchia7750]

@@towl6403 I stopped watching the mad red haired granddad after I noticed his very un-based attitude towards our based memer.

[@JJMK7092]

He does memes strats because winning always is boring if it's too easy so he does meme strats and isn't focused because otherwise he doesn't have fun

[@spaceinvaders011]

its because dommykay doesnt understand meta hoi, so anything he sees that is competitively good is just "meme strats"

[@MixedMapping]

Thanks for defeating the Bulgarians, we lost to them in the first round, bois were kinda toxic ngl. SALUTES!

[@theycallmeyoungsensei]

your welcome =)

[@frefox2701]

"Strong mirco, good builds" *click go brrr alta*

[@DankusMemecus]

brrrrrrrrrr

[@birbboi4683]

dankus: plays Japan or Any Major Factories : *aggresively starts making 60 tanks per second*

[@dubdood]

tonks*

[@currahee]

maik tonka n win

[@KozWhyNot]

last time I was this early, Dankus wasn't banned from playing USSR

[@thestonegamersbg]

if he was on ussr he'd get destroyed lol

[@shipshrekt2156]

@@thestonegamersbg cap

[@Cmokshofra]

@@thestonegamersbg lol what

[@lugerry]

"We will do stuff where we can do stuff" - Master Dankus Oogway 2022 Top 10 best historical quotes

[@DankusMemecus]

gg

[@Oxley016]

@@DankusMemecus you should write The Art of War 2 tbh bro

[@sylvananas7923]

Africa wars : starts Panzers : ich bin speed

[@trainheartnet5657]

Boys when they are winning: Holy Poggers! Men when they are winning: E-Schports!

[@12undeadz]

Really like the new editing, shows very good context of whats going on

[@akiamini4006]

So true bruh . If they could make it into the magical 23 min long vids that even make it more of a POG quality

[@raulisrael7342]

Dankus I love your gameplay but please these thumbnails I can't

[@lolmenx4]

Dankus thank you for reuploading this games/ streams, i've suffering from a hearthbreak and other problems related to that , like realizing that i have no real friends so yeah...You,Bokoen and ISP are helping me get through it.Just thanks, you have no idea how much you can help people so yeah...thank you

[@DankusMemecus]

Man life is shitty af sometimes, grinding through it works the best for me. Just find what you need to do to get through it. If its watching hoi4 videos or going to the gym or anything else, do it. ❤️

[@chadson5984]

5:20 love it. Come to Brazil

[@gabe75001]

What makes Dankus so good is he has impeccable macro with his micro. He's probably only top 5 in terms of micro, but his eco-management is the best.

[@Nobody-qq4vj]

7:12 anyone knows that clip name?

[@atwarroyal8770]

If anone's wondering who was speaking at the beginning, its another twitch streamer known as elbowser, he does play mainly hoo2.

[@JavierSanchez-zj6su]

what is hoo

[@atwarroyal8770]

@@JavierSanchez-zj6su hearts of oak 2

[@williamfoster4512]

Hahahaah I can’t believe I got a shoutout

[@DankusMemecus]

;)

[@on1599]

All those ukrainian flags in nicknames make me happy. Thanks for support from Ukraine!

[@DankusMemecus]

We played against a russian team, mental win

[@on1599]

@@DankusMemecus x2 happines

[@СрбскиВитез]

Z

[@BloodRavenSkull]

@Average Russian Subhuman Z

[@Echo5427_]

@Average Russian Subhuman Z

[@DevinPurcell]

Why is grisha never in these games anymore?

[@nametba2295]

Where is the used music taken from? I cannot seem to find the credit and yet it reminds me of some indie creators.

[@baumbaum3924]

Hmm Server carrying

[@jeanlov5398]

i love that heavy cruiser dankus borrowed was just left in southern china all alone

[@joelott531]

"Talk about E-sports all the time" *Dankus made the word E sport*

[@amk2648]

Dankus should be banned

[@LT_Silver]

Why is Dankus telling them to avoid getting certain general skills?

[@DankusMemecus]

if you get traits to 99% you wont have to grind for long before finishing them. getting a new trait makes your general grind traits slower so you want to avoid getting 100% of traits until you have 99% on the traits you want so you can finish them quickly. made a grind tutorial where i explain everything about generals etc ;)

[@LT_Silver]

@@DankusMemecus I'll check that video out at some point

[@atwarroyal8770]

z

[@inquisitor3255]

The editor is commiting crimes against humanity...countryballs aren't supposed to have arms, legs, or mouths. It looks very cursed

[@DankusMemecus]

monka

[@pb10leogokal-elv.9]

battle against a true hero... nice pick

[@sirdeakia]

Holdup Was that a brazil meme? Like 100% brazilian brazil meme? What the fuck is going on here? You were not supposed to know of the secret rites!

[@akiamini4006]

Hey there bruh this was such a high octane e schport con and for a moment it even made me consider going back at HOI4 grind like it was that good ! Thanks alter

[@diegode415]

Whenever anyone is destroying someone to where its not even a battle but straight up cyberbullying in Hoi4 I just automatically hear North Korean military music in the back if my head

[@dybo7486]

his teammates were a handicap fr

[@CarNageBFH]

Your Editor is fcking insane. Love your Videos!

[@DankusMemecus]

wooohoo

[@remi609]

I can confirm that the zoomer haircut gives you 40% division attack

[@uccmaster1938]

Allied troops in Malaya desperately holding on Japanese Dankus troops screaming “Eeee-sports!!”

[@DankusMemecus]

eeeehhhsports

[@marioaugusto8313]

I really wasn't expecting that Brazillian meme (LOL) KKKKKKKKKK, just lost all with that

[@Pioneer_DE]

LMAO that Africa speed run, Rommel just charged across it

[@DankusMemecus]

my god

[@Eduardo_0285]

as a brazilian, I can say that every memes on dankus videos are funny, but cringe. im too, for this i love this channel, go dankus!

[@DankusMemecus]

hehehehe

[@ramezemad7283]

ahhh old days of undertale

[@tobipau7661]

18min of eeeespooorts

[@stormyprawn]

Was about to comment "wow dankus using heavy tanks again I bet, how original" but he didn't do his usual build. Mad respect.

[@Armadas1987]

Dankus, play france i dare you

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

I would gladly join your tournaments, but i dont want to pay 200 euros to play a single game multiplayer

[@DankusMemecus]

what?

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

@@DankusMemecus I wanted to say i can't afford to buy hoi4 with all DLC's, That's like 200 euros. And maybe i gonna play game or two, and i get bored. DID YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

@@DankusMemecus I play only single player, beacouse i have a cracked version of hoi4

[@patrickkloiber741]

​You dont need all Dlcs its dependent on the host and hoi on sale only costs 10 euros Lil Bro​@@Lawrance_of_Albania

[@fireblade9129]

Hey everyone there is this problem with my hoi4 when i start the game it disables my mouse and when im t the game tab it stops loading and when i exit the tab it starts loading and when i go back it again stops and when it loads for eg if i click singleplayer it wont do anything and disables my mouse when i enable my mouse again and exit the tab and come back to the hoi4 app it does the action i did before i exited PLS HELP ME TO SOLVE IT cause i cannot play it

[@nein4013]

is your mouse connected correctly, and is it pirated?

[@fireblade9129]

@@nein4013 yes it works fine and I have scanned with anti virus anti malware and even hijack restore

[@ryangarcia985]

*Esports Alta*

[@sinforoso1972]

5:23 hell no 😂

[@zuxtyy141]

ESHPORTSSS ALTAAAAA

[@ThatCrusader1066]

Good game!

[@eisteepommes3159]

"kinda talk about esports all the time

[@henriquecoelho2627]

Arregaram pro Brasil porra 🇧🇷

[@vishslavia4341]

Why did the editing style change?

[@DankusMemecus]

ive got like 3-4 editors doing videos for me right now (theyre credited in descriptions under videos theyve done)

[@cauan6373]

5:20 quer tirar ladrao e?

[@henryhill1231]

When doing montages do intense music like doom eternal music

[@BobBob-zu2dt]

The intro: Great at Micro Dankus team in spain:

[@fabindopneu5419]

5:15 certainly an american geography expert saying that lol

[@kaik.9497]

getting EschPORTED! EschPORTS! man!

[@mathijswouters6898]

Anyone know what mod they use?

[@terrifier2845]

zyzz

[@niklostiyt7364]

EEEEEEEEEE SPORTED Junge Dankus Hat die zeit seines lebens

[@mickson2012]

I can see the Japanese army coming to my home here in Johor bahru

[@menmechannel7136]

The waffle house has found it's new host

[@Shabazz859]

is there anyway to play this mod or?

[@rileygraney9568]

Extraordinary thumbnail art

[@spaceinvaders011]

HE GETS ESCHPORTED EVERYDAY

[@kevinradtke3767]

3:00 Lord of the rings fan?

[@StockGoat]

Bro does he really stay awake all night and sees the sunset Just tò play Hoi4. Respect Bro.

[@CarNageBFH]

Dankus: "Lennart we are training 90 Subs. WTF! XD lmao

[@steeb79]

Thanks for beating Bulgarian team, they were toxic as hell the second round.

[@hrunchtayt1587]

Ok.

[@DeN-hl2dn]

Dankus gaming

[@Xi4V]

Ye

[@kxllz8945]

not the undying music

[@MasteFvanS]

"Lennard, we are training 90 Subs, what the f***!" "oh yeah"

[@keropnw3425]

allies 100% focused asia to the point of getting sealioned lol

[@keropnw3425]

kind of funny the war even continues after a successful sealion. irl it would be over.

[@anthonychojvang]

Holy crap Germany and his tanks pushing through Africa 😳😳😳

[@arthas8420]

I lost my friends

[@mollyy.mollyy]

shout out the editor bro

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I like the part where Dankus said "E-Sports".

[@anthonychojvang]

"We are training 90 subs?! WTF?!" "oh yeah"

[@mateusztalaga4667]

It's been a year daddy

[@thestonegamersbg]

that japan grind XDDDD

[@sld1776]

"You are not grinding in Spain..." A busted vacation, huh.

[@Kerry59]

Chad German tanks in africa total Esports move

[@then8h8show]

Esports man

[@pedronabais1456]

ok who was that germany? holy fuck he stomped so hard

[@wersab5960]

Dankus pls send me the link of the huaa meme. Please I beg you.

[@LtMiKe10]

IF YOU DONT COME TO BRAZIL, BRAZIL WILL COME TO YOU.

[@StarProcyon]

9:30 Blitzkrieg on its finest!

[@Wukia]

bro the italy gıing for the britian was so epic

[@felipebarbosamedeiros4845]

Não tô de brincadeira com vc mesmo dankus

[@felipebarbosamedeiros4845]

Vcs não aguenta vamo entra na porrada

[@TheAzureNightmare]

ESPORTS ESPORTS ESPORTS

[@paulodecarvalho8965]

The Brazil joke was actually funny

[@RabbiHerschel]

Slava Rus!

[@marcfleuren7691]

Just grabbed a meal deal sat down in the den and Dankus new hoi4 video pog lets go

[@lorenzogamer769]

I am brasilian and this meme is Just very good