Human Biology is Terrifying by ApocalypseOwl on Reddit

[@jamesoldham9995]

"At least this one doesn't drip highly corrosive acid everywhere" Meanwhile the human: *literally sweating water*

[@Heyght]

He didn't know at the time... He was close to death many times 💀

[@justinokraski3796]

Hydrogen fluoride is an extremely potent acid

[@eljoaco7172]

Well he said highly corrosive, water’s not corrosive, just poisonous

[@unityagar7385]

​@@eljoaco7172 Water is an extemely weak solvant to us humans, but it is in fact acidic. There's a reason we do PH testing, and why below 7 on that scale is acidic, and above is alkaline.

[@justinokraski3796]

@@unityagar7385 pure water has an equal number of H+ and OH- ions. It is perfectly neutral. Neither alkaline nor acidic

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

The idea of water being a dangerous chemical becomes even more terrifying when you consider that humans sweat the stuff

[@Lumberjack_king]

Our spit would probably instantly kill them like acid though metal

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Literally, all life in the universe requires water. This is the most ridiculous concept in all of Sci-fi, in my opinion.

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory based on our understanding of biology yes but we only have a sample size of one earth we don’t know how life on other planets could develop they could use other solvents instead of water

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@Lumberjack_king well, everywhere we've seen without water is barren. Places we've seen that used to have water used to have life too. The sample size isn't as small as you'd think it is, we've seen a LOT of the galaxy, just haven't been there.

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory life can survive long periods without water take tardigrades. But yes so far water seems to be vital to all life but it may not me universal more exotic types of life could exist

[@khaoskowl1640]

All the movies always portray humans at the bottom of the galactic food chain...But what if we weren't?

[@Ryan197_]

yeah, I dont think we are

[@overlord1676]

Life on earth is a deadly competition, so what if in various other planets isn't?

[@Artzandcoolstuff-il3zk]

*vsause plays*

[@juanemiliopacull2528]

Well, this explains the Fermi paradox

[@bankaitensazangetsu6391]

😂You Wish

[@thebigvega4415]

Poor human, was left probably feeling extremely guilty by those guys deaths even tho he didn't do anything

[@isaacnelson4503]

Not again. Those idiots need to relies that even if they don’t die just from entering my biosphere they would from my ancient American ancestry causing me to fire when my land is invaded.

[@2012petvet]

My Man Was Literally Just Sleeping And They Invaded Their Living Quarters.

[@thebigvega4415]

@@2012petvet i would be feeling like a monster lol "It's not my fault to be what i am" and stuff 😂

[@2012petvet]

@@thebigvega4415 Yep.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

That's Only If The Human Noticed. I'm Not Entirely Sure Human Fully Understood what Happened

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Well, considering the aliens were sweating HF and H3N, the poisonousness was mutual.

[@elchjol2777]

Sounds like a dangerous crew set up,just an accident waiting to happen.

[@Wishkeirs]

​@@elchjol2777 It couldn't wait that long though, looks like many accidents did indeed occur

[@younscrafter7372]

At first I was skeptical about water being poisonous, but then I thought "if carbon to us is like silicon to them, why wouldn't water to them be like hydrogen sulfide to us

[@blazecrep7849]

The thing is that silocone based life froms would require higher temperatures than earth to exist

[@savvivixen8490]

​@@blazecrep7849 So, we'd be their version of tiny penguins that can only exist in frigid temperatures?

[@blazecrep7849]

@savvivixen8490 Yup, we would be living in frozen areas lik if it were normal

[@younscrafter7372]

@@blazecrep7849 a primary component that decides our ideal temperature is the liquid range of water, our solvent. If their solvent is one that has a lower melting and boiling point, such as hydrogen sulfide, they would need lower temperatures. As for the silicon, we have no idea how they would metabolize it

[@blazecrep7849]

@younscrafter7372 You are right My comment is based on a estimation i saw a few years a go, so i have no proper way to defend my answer

[@YouSaw_Nothing]

Wait until they find out about our highly complex immune system

[@Animeri965]

Ye

[@ethanbachelder7851]

That often attacks itself (auto-immune diseases) or goes into overdrive (allergies).

[@BrasenFossen]

​@@ethanbachelder7851 price some of us pay to have an overpowered immune system.

[@3EP0]

@@ethanbachelder7851 and we have multiple for few parts of our bodies and the body can self destroy itself, BUT WAIT THERE IS SOMETHING MORE TERRIFYING, we eat other animals cows, snails etc. which is already terrifying and if we don't properly cook it, we will get eaten from inside by parasitic worms that eat muscles and brains. BTW brains are mostly fat and water.

[@Redbird_]

​@@ethanbachelder7851yeah and it sometimes does the fever and literally tries to kill the infecrion with heat (it also fastens the immunity cells)

[@cube6794]

Would it be pedantic to point out that, given all the aliens’ implied low body temperature and lack of oxygen use, they would all probably have a reeeeeeeeeeally slow metabolism? That human must be incredibly patient to be playing board games with living glaciers.

[@isaacnelson4503]

They may have an entirely different approach to metabolism than us making them the similar speeds. May even make it more dangerous to be around us.

[@dyingofdioxide]

I think they use a different gas considering they apparently sweat ammonia

[@annimemeiro]

Perhaps their biology is based off different elements than earth counterparts?

[@BrasenFossen]

Amazing, it's nice to hear a alien story where the human is kind and respectful, yet somehow the most dangerous creature aboard the ship.

[@LannyX2]

I love alternate reality stories. Human. Fueld by the most poisonous substances in the Universe. Imagine if that human had a Meth habit....

[@DiepDefender]

have you heard of german meth?

[@WinterAsked]

"what the fuck? these hairless apes can sniff the thing that has a 100% fatality rate?!?!"

[@Czekytcze]

Oh no​@@DiepDefender

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

It’s not a tale the Americans would tell.

[@cumunist2120]

This human is addicted to a chemical substance we all use everyday

[@dortlord8664]

when their ´´bioweapon,, smells and tastes like cheeto dust

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

It’s finger licking good!

[@Mark-te5bf]

​@@Eternus_transmogrifus49 💀

[@That-One-Friend01]

Finally, I can quote Smaug "I am fire, I, am, death"

[@753studios6]

I was just thinking this And considering human are *EXCEPTIONALLY WELL* at blowing up stuff

[@ActuallyDeath]

*...Huh? You called?*

[@justabluhair]

I literally just finished reading the Hobbit today. Thank you for the awesome reference.

[@lordaragon901]

It’s…surprisingly hilarious imagining a person and an alien interacting where one is terrified of the other for the same reasons: Human: “you EAT uranium and have laser eyes?” Alien: “coming from the one who DRINKS water and has multiple kidneys?”

[@whatnot1235]

*points water gun*

[@Enirom]

"What did you say about my mother?" *takes out a water gun*

[@rapidrush6033]

These guys would piss themselves when they see children in the summer playing with water guns.

[@heeheehaw393]

@@rapidrush6033 alien: hey greg.. whats that? greg: oh yeah thats just some kids playing with water guns alien: water gu- WATER GUNS!?!?!?

[@consueno753]

​@heeheehaw393 wait till someone tells them water falls from the sky, and people go out into the rain willingly

[@heeheehaw393]

@@consueno753 oh they would piss themselves

[@readanatic]

God I love “Humans are space orcs” settings so much

[@Tridentofmemes]

Fr

[@Icy-Freezer160]

"Throughout the galaxy and the observable universe, I alone, am the carbon-based one." -Humanity

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Literally all life on our planet is carbon based. We've seen evidence that the life that was once on Mars was carbon based too. This just doesn't make sence to me.

[@Icy-Freezer160]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory bro.. it's a joke

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@Icy-Freezer160 it's the entire prompt.

[@MySerpentine]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory What life that was once on Mars? We haven't found fossils on Mars as far as I know.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@MySerpentine we found evidence of bacterial life. It's not like we can dig far enough to find where any actual fossils would be.

[@D.LtheSlime]

Image the human eating spicy food and all the aliens' reactions.

[@greasycheese8095]

That's what capsaicin is, it's spicy food. A class 3 weapon in the video

[@popeshop5863]

Anyone up for the one chip challenge 😂

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

using a clas 3 chemical weapon as a flavour enhancer, sounds bout right for a cat 12 death world xD

[@Dragon_Fire_2468]

Earth has more than 12 cats 😤

[@old_timey_prospector]

​@@Dragon_Fire_2468 The High Meowncil is a 12-chair congress, though.

[@COOLERthenU]

Water being posinus and earth heat being Face melting would mean that these aliens are weak as shit

[@Hiraishin247]

Water is considered the ultimate solvent, it slowly eats through everything.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Not Really. It just Means a Difference In Physiology

[@goobsguych.3632]

Or maybe they come from an extremely cold planet with no water

[@asrieldreemurr6209]

I mean... the coldness of space and the temperature of earth are as different as the temperature of earth and the temperature of the centre of the sun.

[@COOLERthenU]

@@asrieldreemurr6209 true but life can grow in a vacuum so like Mabye these aliens are just from a plant that's 1 kevlin degrees

[@vsgfilmgroup]

2:32 "Our doctors keep telling us we need to drink half our body weight in ounces a day, but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything!"

[@deimudda2130]

Funny how the alien did not recognize that they are as equally deadly to us we are to them. Also, the comment section did not too 😂😂😂

[@Istealtoast]

how?

[@charlottewolery558]

​@@Istealtoast one guys sweat is hydrogen fluoride. I think that stuff's poisonous but in any oxygen environment it will light on fire like few others.

[@Monke828]

Wait till he hears about puking

[@austinteal3645]

💀

[@canthole8050]

When I got sick I swear it's like fire coming out the mouth but less cool

[@2012petvet]

Or Acid Reflux.

[@infamouspotato2028]

"and worst of all...upset stomach causes them to... regurgitate mixture of various substances they eat...most highly poisonous coming out of their mouths to form the most deadly and horrifying biochemical weapon... might as well be what humans call...primordial soup.."

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

I read a story where a human killed shark aliens with an Airsoft gun (they were filled with methane, I think, so getting hit by BBs blew them up), at one point they threw up, and when the POV changed to the enemy leader, they went "I'm pretty sure they just blew up my crew and then spat acidic venom on their corpse to make sure they were dead"

[@mihaleben6051]

We litteraly need iodine to function. A heavy halogen.

[@aidreinhorn1534]

damn sodium based life forms.

[@IsaacFoster..]

A story where the human actually goes "nah, I'd win"

[@the-letter_s]

in the far future, people talk like commercials. "ah, lovely, that water really slaked my thirst." that's not a human, you can't tell me he wasn't an android sent by a bottled-water company.

[@impishrebel5969]

My grandparents actually used "slaked my thirst" pretty frequently. Language and turns of phrases has periods of being in vogue. You ought to read more vintage sci-fi.

[@the-letter_s]

@@impishrebel5969 i mean, i've read _some_ vintage sci-fi, though admittedly not a ton. and i know language changes over time, i've just genuinely never heard of a person actually saying that before.

[@Darth_Memus]

We should make a movie based off the original alien film but instead of having the crew be full of humans, have it be extraterrestrial lifeforms and the threat be a human instead of a xenomorph

[@goldeneyekiller101]

All of this is honestly believable except the water part. Knowing a shit ton about chemistry and waters chemicals shape and how it works ruins immersion for me lol

[@vinculaomega5283]

Agreed. This story was a bit too out there to be enjoyable

[@catpoke9557]

The idea of organisms which die in water isn't crazy in itself, but the idea that it's the vast majority condition in the universe is crazy assuming this takes place in OUR universe. Water is common and it's very effective for forming and sustaining life. So you'd expect at LEAST 50% of organisms to at the very least tolerate it, if not need it just like us.

[@sslinger704]

Do you know how fucking hard it was for me to find this video. Was wild, I was searching “hfy biology” “hfy humans drink water”, shit still didn’t come up. I found this video by looking for memes.

[@H.taluling_gamez]

BRUH

[@MegaAlucard777]

Make sure you save it

[@mariagil2170]

please don't curse it's so bad for you! God bless you Jesus loves you ❤

[@flamefox0926]

@@mariagil2170 no

[@legitimatefbr9714]

​@@mariagil2170I don't like swearing but do you know what the subgenre of science fiction where humans are really cool is called? It's called "HFY", which stands for "Humanity, **** Yeah!" This very genre is a swear word.

[@paulish4951]

Great story and even better narration by you.

[@Crunchy166]

It was narrated by AI m8

[@ursosexmachina]

Keep in mind our blood contains like 70% water. Which means, our blood is also acidic/poisonous too.

[@yoylecake313]

The fact that they speak English implies the fact that an ancient civilization formed the first England, spoke the same English as we do now, and colonized the observable universe.

[@BeansAndWeens]

what do you mean the first one? It's ALL England, Always has been.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I'd like to point out that under our current understanding of biology, it is not possible for any species to live without requiring water. Even if i could suspend my disbelief of that, the fact that the entirety of the galaxy would be life forms that have never been seen before, who's organic matter cant handle one of the most common compunds in the universe? Not to mention the fact that water couldnt possibly be the most dangerous poison to all life considering the vast quantitly of dangerous substances i know about.

[@GamerSoda-wk1ji]

Dude, the life forms here are silicon based, instead of carbon based like humans. It says at the end of this that the human tried to get on a bus or something full of silicates.

[@amongusmappingAUM]

And I’D like to point out that this is science fiction, not science reality.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@amongusmappingAUM science reality is often downstream from science fiction. That's why I prefer realistic science fiction.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@GamerSoda-wk1ji everything we know about the possibility of silica based lifeforms is that the compounds silicates create aren't complex or stable enough to generate sentient life.

[@2012petvet]

It Can't Be 'Realistic' Or 'Unrealistic' If We Literally Don't Know What's Going On In The Rest Of The Universe. We Are Apes On A Floating Rock Who Haven't Ventured Further Than The Moon, All We Have Are Theories On How Things Are Supposed To Work And None Of Them Can Be 100% Proven Or Denied.

[@smirkastart5029]

"natural production of combat drugs" that's actually wild one. We could get full veins of adrenaline because of literally just thinking about some unexisting danger.

[@Lumberjack_king]

I love this genre but they often ignore that we do have weaknesses

[@catpoke9557]

Such as the fact the aliens themselves would also be toxic to us lol

[@jesselindsey9760]

I enjoy this genre but not when the aliens are all "oh gosh a puppy dog? your world has predators on it? DEATHWORLD LEVEL A MILLION, MAXIMUM QUARANTINE IN EFFECT!!! OH FUCK THE HUMANS LOOKED AT US, WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!"

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@jesselindsey9760 I mean yeah. Hfy is a ego boost but it shouldn’t go that far

[@theemptyhighest]

This reminds me of a book I read once, can’t remember the name, but humans were used essentially as superweapons because of how brutal and cunning we naturally are. All the other space faring races were pretty mellow and didn’t like fighting, so whenever a human got involved it was like releasing a hungry tiger in a kindergarten.

[@johng2755]

Damn I really enjoyed this.

[@jacobblankenship5655]

Funny thinking how the human was toxic to them but they’d kill us in minutes if we were inhaling their atmosphere lol

[@RandomMushroom-xm5kj]

@@jacobblankenship5655yeah if life exists in other parts of the universe it’s gotta have a different chemical base

[@clodolcmidnights837]

“Wait, your body is made up of HOW MUCH WATER?!” -The aliens,probably

[@peacedos1]

Wait until they find out how we figured out the water percentage in our body

[@dogpound8662]

If your reaction to water is cowering in fear, you don't deserve to be taken seriously.

[@mwashere1]

rabies:

[@justfrybread]

remember that when you have rabies

[@_AlanXD]

Rabies is... One hell of a disease my friend, especially when you started showing fear of water

[@ExDixionconderoga]

Water eats through metals.

[@RandomMushroom-xm5kj]

Water is actually really rare in the universe my dude

[@KenanLaudat-tp3bp]

This is an interesting thought. Organisms in different worlds would have to evolve completely different to us. Creatures could breath gases harmful to us or have titanium bones even. I doubt water would be harmful to alien species but it will always be a possibility.

[@M1lza]

I love how most chemical components are dangerous in reality but are chemical weapons in sci fi settings. I mean most of the spices we use are poisonus for a lot of species but bot enough for us.like chocolate for dogs etc.

[@MinussyChan]

Watch those aliens shiver in their timbers when they find out that almost every single creature on earth also drinks water

[@jacobblankenship5655]

Reminds me of Signs 🤣

[@novasiri7809]

'They eat chemical weapons!' Me pouring hot sauce on everything I consume. '..Weaklings!!'

[@mihaleben6051]

2:30 chemically correct

[@Rob42099]

Is this part of a longer story?

[@slimjim4361]

Oh boy, hope they dont find out about spit, piss, and sweat. Or maybe even condensation and water vapor. Spitting on someones face could be considered more than a disrespect...

[@catpoke9557]

To be fair alcohol is also highly toxic to us but we drink it anyway

[@randomdude4360]

I like the idea of how water is represented as technically water is the strongest dissolver. That's exactly why everything was forced to evolve a defense as to not get dissolved by water. Since you can basically dissolve quite littarly anything in water except for hydrophobic stuff I guess. That's how they make solutions (the chemical kind)

[@doodlesyoru2108]

» Carbon-based life form » Fleshy body naturally resistant to chemicals that would work in silicate lifeforms » Water required for survival instead of being a poison; fleshy body naturally contains water » Incredibly intelligent in most areas of the spectrum » Individual characteristics vary intensely, including personality and tendency to violence, making most human beings unpredictable until known individually » Extreme natural prowess in most, if not all areas related to language » Absolutely unrelenting in combat due to naturally having an indomitable spirit, though depends heavily on the individual » Extreme adaptability to any environment with the right pressure, oxygen saturation, heat, moisture, and other factors » Extreme potential weapons and armour prowess, also extreme potential unarmed combat prowess Yet we are still incredibly fragile despite being so fearsome.

[@Krakkedd]

Bro is glazing Humans so hard.

[@SofosProject]

Glad the human was in a protective suit. Being around aliens that sweat ammonia and hydrogen fluoride wouldn't be pleasant otherwise. XD

[@saguhr3937]

in fact, water being toxic can actually be pretty true for lifeforms consisting of silicate or other substances, because water dissolves most chemicals known to man and oxidizes stuff pretty quickly, to top it off, he greatest mass extinction in history is the "great oxidization" of earth's atmosphere, because oxigen was extremely toxic to celular lifeforms in the past, as it, obvioulsy, can corrode things through oxidization, from metal to organic material, even rocks. So basically, it would make sense if those were some of the most dangerous stuff for most lifeforms in the universe.

[@ThatDude01028]

Unrealistic part is that it wants to constantly work and doesn’t complain. Can’t go 5 minutes without hearing someone complain.

[@GoatMan-dl5ds]

I love the Humans are space orks stories.

[@DivineAdversity777]

This is honestly a pretty cool concept! 🤣 Though humans being “polite and dutiful, never conplaining” is a BIG stretch of the imagination lmao

[@FNWendigo]

So that’s why we sweat water when we get nervous. It’s a defense mechanism 😂

[@raccoonchild]

"when I close all my eyes" got me

[@catpoke9557]

"When I close all my eyes" Nice detail

[@Kawalajin]

Charming story, gave me a good chuckle.

[@0renan829]

wait till they find out about sneezing

[@davidryke113]

If the guy has a cold, its all over with the first sneeze.

[@the_infinexos]

This also means no aliens could eat the human, we'd be like xenomorphs to everyone. Acidic killing machines

[@ExistingSmiles]

wait until they hear about adrenalin and pool parties

[@BeansAndWeens]

wait until they get a hold of Fentanyl and meth.

[@mihaleben6051]

Oh btw this is, indeed possible. Its all about charges and electrons. Also oxygen was once poisonous. Poisons are really just intrusive waste.

[@mihaleben6051]

(From the perspective of a modern amoeba) wait is it called that because it makes ammonia?

[@engineer0239]

Well with the laws of nature in our universe water is essential to life, not poisonous, but its a nice story.

[@joyous18]

2:35 its funny because 1 single drop of Hydrogen Fluoride is one of the most dangerous liquids to humans

[@flyboymb]

Reminds me of how the aliens from Signs were rebuffed. They could travel to distant worlds, but didn't realize they were landing on a planet that had huge amounts of a chemical that was deadly poison to them. They then proceed to attack said planet totally naked. What happened to those who were caught in a rainstorm? Fog? What happened when they met the one guy standing in the middle of his pool with a super soaker? Did they find out that the humans they abducted were primarily made up of this deadly chemical? Imagine if one of those prisoners spit in an alien's face as an act of defiance?

[@EverythingEqualszero]

Alright, I'll say it... This "science" fiction story has earned all time highest score in a very special category: The most science WRONG per word of story. It wins by such a wide margin, I think the author might actually KNOW science well (perhaps even a PhD in chemistry), and this was his idea of a fun stunt. If so, Well Done! I'm reminded of an (apocryphal) quote by Abe Lincoln, commenting on a the relentless droning of a speechifying politician... "That man can compress the most words, into the smallest idea, of any feller I ever met".

[@JaneDoe-xi1sn]

i like this

[@Sullycat]

I need this as a movie

[@DanielCalderon-k9q]

"Maybe they're hermaphrodites" how the fuck

[@cube9244]

We are also the same species that would look at a plant that evolved to become spicy as a defense mechanism and go “ you know, that is tasty! Let’s selectively breed you to create a plant that is so spicy that we end up calling you “ghost pepper” because that is what you will end up as after eating one!”

[@thefirstbigsmokepopcat744]

What can I say ? WE are the ones born to inherit the stars

[@friball8728]

And not a Osha violation in sight

[@JungéShikisanki]

Id think it would have been more common knowledge, being a very unusual being after all.

[@AngryPomeranian-z8y]

This was really fun to see a space story from the perspective of an alien, it was almost as cool as the story “they’re made out of meat”

[@HYDROCARBON_XD]

The thing is that in our universe carbon life would be more common than silicon,hydrogen-silicon bonds are more unstable than carbon-hydrogen bonds,also carbon and water is much more common than silicon

[@justinokraski3796]

I think this one’s absurd personally. If you study biochemistry or microbiology you’d see that so many systems are dependent on water to mediate reactions that there’s no real way for some other solvent to serve the same function as effectively. It has special solubility properties, it is perfectly neutral, it has a high heat capacity, and it’s made of some of the most common elements in the universe

[@clevercart79]

Its cool but water is an essential aspect of life and without it life would not exist

[@Vixorous]

Have you seen the human home world? They have OCEANS of the stuff! It's in their atmosphere, and it falls from the sky all the time. That's some apocalyptic horror type shit and it's just normal for these people

[@racimlongou5178]

Man this is the ultimate FTL fan story

[@maricelbaron8977]

wait if your saying water is the most poisonous thing in the universe does that mean "water guns" are probably a type 10 chemical weapon???

[@Ghoulastre]

Imagine an alien shooting a human with a water gun, and the human shrugs It off confusing the alien. And the human thinking he's playing shoots back to have the Guy melt

[@Qualicabyss]

Definintly better than the oxygen one but still lacking. Water is an extremely common element, even if you dont consist of it most species should have no difficulty surviving contact with it. it definitely isn't the most toxic compound in the universe, its not particularly reactive. At most, it would be able to dissolve them as it is a very good solvent

[@Makkiebobo730]

😂

[@ThatRandomDude204]

Lel spicy food is a chemical weapon

[@Eldritch-thing]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING JEANEY COLLECTS-

[@juanemiliopacull2528]

Well, this explains the Fermi paradox

[@humanbeing9926]

Just wait till they hear about *The Indomitable Human Spirit*

[@peytonck5609]

"The humans... are interesting. Their intelligence is abysmal, but they seem to have a relation to spiritual forces that we thought [were] debunked. They have-" *grabs notes* "-'dreams?' Sometimes these are random nonsense, sometimes tell them who they really are, and sometimes they can control these dreams and even practice skills in their rest..."

[@HawkGaming3721]

ah its a Canadian astronaut

[@g-sm0ke]

Wait till they figure out about what is in our stomach

[@catherineroberts6849]

It'd be worse if they learned what we CRY. 😅🤣

[@rat_king-]

How did you make the Ai sound like Sean Bean?

[@goosebums67]

Coco beans, mint leaves, peppers, and coffee beans: Finally! We’ve evolved to have the perfect repellents to ward off and be inedible to most life forms! Humans: Allow us to introduce ourselves 😀 This makes me feel badass to be a human

[@thunderfox53]

This concept is so very cool to think about

[@heirofheart766]

how germans look for americans xD

[@Z.A.M.1359]

Wicked Witch if the West was an alien. 👽

[@ElskaTheAnimator]

Wait but what are THEY made of then? Uranium? A super safe element?