Human Ships Encounter the Galactic Empire, and Humans Can't Stop Laughing | Best HFY Stories | HFY

[@MaxPSVR]

Captain Chaos. That is the perfect name for any cat.

[@TonyKirkland]

Best name ever.

[@DavidDragon-mm8ww]

😂😊

[@tonyv8925]

Very amusing story, thanks for sharing.

[@LawrenceKennard]

Humans conquer the Calvinists! The story was perfect

[@carliegriffiths6290]

May your chaos be organised and your imperfections perfect . What a lovely thing to say ❤

[@soumikmandal8604]

"This is all against imperial Protocols", please continue....

[@mikemesser4326]

Love the name for the cat... And I can empathize with the 30 signatures thing. I worked a job once where one of my duties was to create formulation changes called ECNs (Engineering Change Notice). A chemist would submit the new formula. I would have to calculate cost changes, send the proposal to 4-5 people that eventually increased to multiple passes among 8 or 9 people. Midway I would make the change and resubmit with a printoff of the new formula. The reason for the added signatures was a single typo I made in 5 years. I mistyped 118280 a118820. One was the oil; the other was yellow pigment. The idiot mixer in the plant didn't connect the fact that W meant White ... and Y meant yellow. And that the formula was missing its oil .. which every formula had. One type in 5 years and I had everyone yelling at me. Agreed, my fault. But that was the only typo I ever made. After they made the changes to the signature list, it started taking 3-4 times as long to get a formula approved.

[@WilliamMccormick-xk5cb]

I'm sure that this is AI generated, but damn is this a good story! I live it! 10/10!

[@Axi-Sol]

Maybe edited by an ai but I think there is definitely someone behind this story

[@GofuKyersen]

Funny. Enjoyed this

[@vromansaltzman5276]

Great story what a great change from the normal SIFI stuff.

[@jonathanjones2835]

One of the better syfy stories of late 👍

[@JohnHankins-n6p]

Why did the chicken cross the road. "To get away from me.".

[@mikegremlin5249]

To show the possum it could be done.

[@sampatton146]

To get away from Colonel Sanders!

[@svenguinee1072]

This was a great and funny story. I enjoyed it a lot.

[@nevillehoward8736]

Hmm. I expected Lord Perfect to reply that he didn't know how his fleet was propelled. Proudly, at that.

[@michaeloshaughnessy9718]

I love the inference regarding OCD 😂 this is great stuff! I’m lol

[@laymelow1979]

This is the best one ever 😂

[@Gundamortal]

Welcome to the Sheldon Empire.😅

[@troyvaughan9281]

Very well written. Worth it. Thanks. Different and entertaining. 👍

[@creemoon9546]

the AI read of this text is proof that we have a long ways to go lol

[@Wirmish]

No. AI is exponential....

[@stanleycarrothers9227]

Great

[@wadeenyart9676]

Please more, i was laughing so hard. we need several chapters on lord perfect!!!!!!

[@blueeyeswhitedragon9839]

Thank you for an entirely entertaining story. Much better than the usual juvenile stuff offered. 👽

[@kili1234567]

Good one

[@johnweaver8864]

interesting

[@mariuszkruk8667]

The best story I have ever heard! 😊 Well done I want more, please❤

[@micahlovejoy81]

This was a hilarious HFY . " its vibrating is it going to explode?" I would have responded: "Thats what she said"

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

They should be grateful they didn't encounter the Goa'uld The description of the ships decribed the Ha'tak almost to a T

[@marysmith-ps7uj]

So glad someone other than me loves Stargate SG-1. Loved Jack O'Neil!😊😊

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

@marysmith-ps7uj same, his arguments with Daniel always cracked me up You just said Kroovas No I didn't Yes you did ..... did not Did Didn't Did Kroovas what is that?

[@marysmith-ps7uj]

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer LOL! I went ahead and bought the entire series to watch whenever I wanted!

[@olle6431]

It's vibrating. Is it preparing to explode... That one got me. Hilarious. XD Oh... sh1t, another one... They are sending us their attack moves! XD

[@Thomas-t7e2z]

Excellent satire well told. I give 4.999 stars of 5. Very good but not perfect.

[@jimseven5358]

The chicken crossed the road, because it was too far to go around! LOLOL!

[@Headloser]

Who ever this story is brilliant in story line.

[@aaronsmith8073]

Hahaha Well done!

[@jons387]

Not bad story

[@anklebiterwoodworks2818]

Was not expecting that. David Weber, Timothy Zahn, Tom Clancy perfect. Divine chaos. THIS was a story that I always hoped would actually be First Contact. Not the horror Armageddon so stereotypically portrayed. This is along the lines of Eric Flint and David Freer's Rats, Bats, and Vats plus the sequel: The Rats, The Bats, and the Ugly. Whoever wrote this, I need a name! I want to read what else they wrote.

[@v.d.d.1188]

Huuuuh, in a perfect universe this would've been..... perfect.😉

[@AnilWang-fs4nj]

Here are some other chicken crossing the road answers: To escape the farmer’s wife’s cooking To get away from the farmer’s constant “egg-xpectations” Because people kept calling him "chicken" and he had something to prove. Sheesh....Does there have the be a reason? Can't a chicken just stretch his legs? To fulfill its destiny as a roadkill statistic To respond to the evolutionary pressure to cross roads and adapt to new environments To participate in the “Great Chicken Migration” and find a new home in the suburbs To find the meaning of life on the other side (spoiler alert: it’s still just a chicken) To demonstrate its ability to navigate complex spatial environments To transcend the boundaries of this side and explore the existential implications of the other side To experience the ontological shift that occurs when crossing the road To challenge the notion of “sides” and blur the lines between reality and fantasy To embody the concept of “becoming” and leave its old self behind To commemorate the 100th anniversary of the original “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke To escape the farmer’s drone surveillance and find a new home in the “Fowl Internet” To fill out form TRG-1532 requesting permission to cross the road. To get away from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick. To get away from the T-1000, "Hasta la Vista… Poultry!" To get to the dark side… of the highway! To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

[@jizziejustin]

I genuinely enjoyed this story a few times I thought it was going to go in a different direction but it was really good

[@MichaelLaw-t1c]

Commonsense versus WOKE. 😊

[@movieloverfan18]

Humor is interesting. Behaviorists think that it is a fear response. Studying the behavior of Chimpanzees the reaction they have that is most like laughter is in response to one of them being suprised, but not in a way that hurts them. Or they are alright but the bad thing happened to a different Chimpanzee. If you analyze jokes the humor is a result of either the listeners own confusion , or it is making fun of someone else or laughing at their confusion, their limitations, or that other person's misfortunes.

[@Tjalie-j6i]

Noooo, we Dutch like order, so do our German cousins. What have you done ?!!!!!!!!

[@mleboeuf8764]

"Dance of the Valkiries" would have been a good song for the space battle.

[@souplike.homogenate]

wait, how do I get the Space Shark story as shown by the background ships?

[@dennish.7708]

“We sort of just. Built rockets.”. Ugh. Take the time to get a human to read this aloud.

[@remischmitt9308]

Full of inconsistencies like ' follow at this distance' (no translation into metric); they never stepped inside but where amazed by how the ship looked on the inside;... If you can overlook those mistakes it's a reasonable story. I recommend you read some books from real writers instead. Or wait for this AI to learn more... in 10 years he might be a decent writer.

[@hariseldon3786]

lol lolo lol Sounds like Washington...

[@biffgee6797]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did The adventurous chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the robot cross the road? It was programmed by the chicken.

[@Bellator_of_the_Shadow]

erupted in chaos. other words they spoke in turn 😂

[@nevillehoward8736]

Huh, just wait till the humans see the Vogon ships!

[@darthwiizius]

Just wait till the Humans hear the Vogon poetry..

[@jeffreyschuler7271]

Maybe make the picture of the galactic fleet the same as the narrative

[@jaysnewphone7005]

'Where are you from?' '173-42-A; what about you?' 'New York.' 'I'll bet it's a strange place.' 'It is.' After an unknown amount of time and an unknown amount of discussion later. 'so you build out of stone.' 'Yes and glass, which is melted sand; we're allowed to heat it. Carve the stone and stack it. We have furnishings. In the past we did not. What do you build out of?' '-exact wording forgotten-' 'And what is that?'

[@johnday8771]

Explain Crazy Ivan turns to them

[@boffo63]

The story could have been 10 minutes and still worked.

[@outforbeer]

Are there any good sci fi novels where human meet aliens empires for the first time that led to a war with human losing at first but crawl back by stealing alien tech and improving earth tech. Something similar to stargate sg 1

[@chrisa.1740]

Babylon 5 is based on that type of conflict having happened before the series starts.

[@Shinobubu]

No plan survives contact with the enemy.

[@Wolfen443]

It was interesting and guess full of irony. But very unlikely to have the Star Trek ending it got. I certainly hope that first contact is not with the Vulcans, even the galactic Empires of Star Wars or LOGH, or even Warhammer are better. This is just terribly tragically funny for a first contact. Our free wiling culture is the most dangerous weapon we have, apparently. So, that is how the Europeans more practical and driven conquered the world in the age of colonization?.

[@AnonIllumi]

is this vulcans VS the romulans?

[@tyeadel]

Our district council would benefit from this.

[@redrexgames8458]

Pov the E4 mafia makes first contact

[@honilock577]

Prompt: a Douglas Adams story Don't need anything more lmao

[@gabrieldjatienza6971]

It better an Empire without the Sith...if run by humans. the astronauts have lots of options.

[@ericlondon2663]

Glass the empire. Use the xenos for food

[@jimlassiter749]

the v.o. needs to be the british version....

[@shadowmystery5613]

Our "primitive language has limitations" 😂 Bro' never heard about german and _Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz_

[@Wirmish]

So the "Aliens" are just unions?

[@keithdouggosse2181]

Suppressing emotions with all the perfection as well? Vulcans taken to the nth degree

[@stanbarker3764]

After sending word back, I'd have had my chief engineer speed us up and slow us down just to yo yo the hell out of that proper distance. Claim minor engine troubles

[@leexgx]

It’s too bad. He didn’t see productivity improved by 300%. 😅

[@vmwindustries]

Definitely made by A.I., and the A.I. thinks that humour is just humans being rude to eachother about things we don't understand.

[@matthewlloyd2501]

Fun story I just dont get what they are finding so funny in the beginning before learning anything about the empire

[@JamesKoji-f6j]

Fulgrim what does fulcrum doing in this arm of the Galaxy

[@ChristoFerrus]

How wpuld anyone know the cermony if its first contact... Ur lucky im bored af

[@MartinLovasz-r7r]

How did Smith get a cat?

[@RioEin]

i like that all of these sci fi stories have all judged human ships are just going to be metal boxes and non-sense blobs with only the lowest sense of a "navel battleship but in space"

[@KurtShaw-v4w]

*naval. Your navel is your bellybutton and doesn't usually have anything to do with ships.

[@leroybarron6005]

So aliens have german names

[@ogoglethorp]

no like no hate but the story shited sides at 29:38 stupid AI.

[@flitsertheo]

Yes, the Swarm suddenly changed from being chaotic to being perfect geometrical.

[@ChristoFerrus]

I dont get the laughter.. Feels like a drunk narcissist wrote this

[@Shakar322]

So boring and chaotic writing. Waste of time to listen.

[@AxysofAnarchy]

sigh, another disappointment of science fantasy.

[@davidjames1063]

Story describes geometric shaps, but the thumbnail shows what look like fish designs. This incongruentcy earned a Thumbs Down. I will NOT be subscribing, and will block your channel from my feeds. Try a bit of consistency, or others with higher standards will dump you too.

[@leexgx]

It’s too bad. He didn’t see productivity improved by 300%. 😅