Humans are OP : Deathworld? More like Deathfood by SynthoStellar | HFY | Humans Are War Crimes 1315

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@Maddog3060]

"Humans basically anything that doesn't kill kill them." "How do they know what doesn't kill them?" "Trial and error, mostly."

[@Sinyao]

This is actually accurate.

[@ernestmac13]

Very true, even the Egyptian Book of The Dead, which is a tablet with their religious beliefs regarding health and medicine one side, and their actual science based medical practices on the other. These practices include, triage, quarantining the sick away from the injured and healthy, and trial and error in developing medicines and treatments. Same things occured as humans evolved, as humans and our more primitive ancestors migrated to new areas that had different plants and animals. This is why we react so strongly to foods that have gone bad, to sour foods, etc, as this is an evolved trait that protected us from poisonous and or rotten things. At a point in our evolution; probably once we discovered fire and learned to cook food; we no longer needed the bacteria and or enzymes in our digestive system that still enables some animals to eat rotting animals, so it died off in our digestive tracts and we no longer are capable of eating rotting meat. Although I do wonder if the homeless who eat out of garbage bins might have regained these bacteria or enzymes.

[@KlavierMenn]

Yes. I think that's how my ancestors figures out how to harvest the poisonous cassava. Cassava is rlly tasty, and the poisonous variant is also tasty, but deadly. However, if you soak it in water for 7 days the poison will go away. I wonder how many died a horrific death by poison so they could eat the cassava

[@SiegeTF]

According to human legend there was also the occasional mutant with transparent soft tissue, who examined the effects of various substances directly. Not to mention experimenting on prisoners of war, before that sort of thing was outlawed - this is one of the reasons why following the so-called rules of war is important when in conflict with Humans; you don't even want to imagine what they might do if they decide there are no rules.

[@TrueFork]

what doesn't kill us makes us... stranger

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

I don't know why I find the idea of most of our foods being considered weapons grade poison by the rest of the universe hilarious but I do.

[@Azurath100]

Well capsaicin was developed as a natural pesticide that we ramped up... Though there is a cactus-like plant with a 16 billion on the scoville scale with resiniferatoxin , the chocolate contains theobromine which is toxic to even most animals on our planet, and caffeine is also a pesticide, it's the quantity that kills.

[@dwavenminer]

It wouldn't really be that surprising, pretty much all plants are filled with various poisons, it's just we've evolved to handle them...and xenos likely wouldn't have the various counter toxins we do...

[@GrimpakTheMook]

Dude, we use one of the most deadly toxins known to us as a beauty drug (Botulinum toxin, also known as botox). Also potatoes. Wild varieties have a neurotoxin. "Domestc" cultivars were breeded to remove this trait, but it can still happen, but not as potently as the wild variants. Also said neurotoxin can be neutralised through cooking.

[@NovaGirl8]

@@GrimpakTheMook don't forget cassava! they have cyanide both the domestic and wild varieties.

[@idcgaming518]

Well, it is accurate. I mean, spice was developed by plants as a defence mechanism, to literally simulate pain upon consumption. But us humans literally decided "hmm this pain tastes good". And then we went about slowly but surely making it stronger. And then there's sour sweets. The strongest are literally equivalent to medium-strength hydrochloric acid (trust me, I used to have them regularly), and the strongest I've ever had are so strong that people have been hospitalised because they concentrated 3 of them into one part of the mouth and burned a hole through the outermost (on the inside of the mouth) 2 layers of the skin in the mouth. And yet we consume these things no problem. Our bodies don't get nearly enough credit for what they do. The human body is so adaptable that given mild exposure, it can learn resistance to many different types if toxins, poisons and even diseases.

[@silvadelshaladin]

Human Restaurant -- the place where you have to sign a waiver before you order anything.

[@mikepobiak9375]

Our food is to die for Muahahahahahahahaha

[@chaoseclipse0121]

Reminds me of a restaurant we used to have here, name of the place was called "Tortillas" and before they renovated the building, it had a steep metal roof with this painted: "Our food is so Mexican, Don't drink the water!"

[@taitano12]

... Even if you're Human...

[@SoulariceJackson]

how is that any differnt from nowadays?

[@Nyghtking]

You sign the waiver and they give you a small amount of what could potentially be toxic to you to test your tolerance, such as a single grape, a little bit of garlic or onion, a small piece of chocolate, and a single small jalapeno.

[@michaelscott6022]

*Human:* "Heh, you think it burns goin' in, just wait 'till it comes out." *Alien:* _"EEEENNNNND MMEEEEEEEE!!!"_

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

''clears throat'' ..no no no.. more like.. ''pleading stare gasping softly ..kill...me...'' ..ahh , alien resurrection ,i am sorry i called you the worst alien movie ever made ...lee sigh :/

[@mikesharkey2010]

@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash webcomic Grrl Power - # 711 , 712. Grakz. Go back in the archives about a year for further context. Go forward in the archives almost a year to see Sydney (the Mighty Halo) introduce Neil deGrasse Tyson to Grakz.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@mikesharkey2010 oh , this was not a one shoot ? its just a piece of a greater tapestry so to speak ?

[@mikesharkey2010]

@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash indeed. The extra 'punch' on this two- parter is that Sydney ( last name Scoville ) is a particular fan of hot-hot-hot. She would consider a bowl of Carolina Reapers to be a great snack while operating her comic book store. Something that causes her this much. . .ahem. . . Concern - would likely cause the average Taco Bell customer to burst into literal flames.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@mikesharkey2010 its not for nought that the sweet searing shards of gaias blood can be turned into both tasty food and chemical nock out grenades after all.. this specific universe though , ...i hoppe that the terran spice export is on one hand lucrative but also ..regulated... or i be concerned for what kind of cases the poor dock see next... from caffeine infused sweet 60%+ alcohols to ghost and chilli pepper fusion sauces ...must be rad to be human in that universe though ,you can literally chomp down on almost anything other carbon species eats ,but no one dare as as much as lift the cover of your lunch box out of fear it send them to the IR XD

[@Renegadebane]

Aliens try to kidnap a woman walking home at night in an inner city, immediately gets a can of mace to the face and starts melting like it's lye.

[@LiamDerWandrer]

Hmm...a literal can of mace toon style and the acid version you just described...I will now propably never eat that stuff in my life, because of the images those descriptions gave me.

[@loganshaw4527]

The bear mace is far worst then human mace.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Given that the use of actual mace is restricted she most likely has a can of pepper spray.

[@Zakvadr1995]

Me: laughs while eating one of my fathers home grown scorpion ghost pepper hybrids. Alien: *screams in panic knowing I just ate a planets killing worth of spice.*

[@Nyghtking]

The one thing I hate about spicy food is what happens the following day. I can handle consuming the stuff, but not what happens next.

[@voidkat4202]

@@Nyghtking True it happened to me but it's worth it.

[@ratre7349]

One thing i want to point out is that chili flavor( hot spicy) and spicy are not same. Spices comes in all flavor not just hot spicy. Some spices are sweet too.

[@LiamDerWandrer]

@@ratre7349 That is kind of the point of "spices". They exist to "spice up" the taste of our food. All the basic taste directions (sour, sweet, etc.) are represented with spices of very different types. I wonder at which point the term "spice" became "spicy" and when exactly that started to refer solely to hot/sharp tasting spices? An alternative to the term "spice" would be "herb", which funnily enough exists in german too and means "savoury". Maybe both of these happened because most seasoning plants of any kind usually have at least a touch of either savoury or hot as a base to their own unique individual flavours.

[@jasonskeans3327]

@@Nyghtking the way out is much worse, lol

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

OK but figuring out what alien food we can eat is gonna be an interesting thing in the future

[@angrydragonslayer]

If nikocado is still alive by then (highly doubt it ngl), he will surpass pewdiepie

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

@@angrydragonslayer BRUH XD

[@TrueFork]

the spice extends life, the spice expands consciousness

[@baronvonkaiser9912]

@@TrueFork oi

[@Crazylom]

Like, some aliens could spice their food with cocaine/heroin, or medical-type stuff (like morphin, or viagra for lulz). I recal one story where space cheff was adding some crack to human's food servings. Eh.

[@TheLazyComet]

chocolate, caffeine, and capsasin the 3 big names. up next on the docket: xeno eats spearmint gum but has a cat/catnip reaction to the mint. the patient afterwards has a tolerance for alcohol but wine, which is made of grapes, is toxic to them. (this is why you never give grapes to dogs)

[@quoriander]

Same with garlic and onions. They have 10X the substance that makes chocolate toxic to dogs and cats.

[@rikospostmodernlife]

Chocolate is quite a complex substance, but the principal active ingredients are theobromine and caffeine. Theobromine, the alcaloid of theobroma (cacao) has an effect in humans similar to caffeine but milder

[@techstuff9198]

Then there's a species that has a vinegar like scent for their "horny" pheromones. Some poor fool opens a can of salt and vinegar Pringles only to get some really strange and confused looks.

[@loganshaw4527]

Note to self keep some salads, that one odd dessert away for dogs.

[@andyhines9070]

Xeno patrol officer speaks of a terrorist plot to release a chemical weapon at an office building. Human pulls out a knife and fork. "Don't worry folks. I've got this."

[@mr.k4918]

someone was gona microwave ghost pepper popcorn

[@panniguin862]

@@mr.k4918 Popcorn in the Cafeteria microwave for 9+ minutes

[@mr.k4918]

@@panniguin862 that would be like fucken tear gas

[@panniguin862]

@@mr.k4918 I know, someone did exactly that during lunch period back when I was still in highschool :V

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Human: "FOOD FIGHT!" Aliens: *PANIC*

[@austinteal3645]

Human chemical warfare intensifies 💀

[@ernestmac13]

Actually, these stories of human food being toxic to aliens makes a lot of sense as we already know retain human foods can be toxic to cats, dogs, and other animals. I can only imagine what some food from some alien species might do to us. There was a TV series a few decades ago called Roswell which has been spun off into a new series. On the original series the aliens who look just like humans have some odd dietary tastes such as putting hot sauce in their sodas. Apparently when the show first started some of the cast decided to drink the concoction, rather than the fake hot sauce, as one of the actors described how they were all runny noses and buggers, lol. So, it would be interesting to see what effects some plants and animals from another world might have on humans, we already know how caffeine, sugar, pot, etc, effects humans.

[@kiabil6194]

roswell is barely 23 years old, it is barely older than me.

[@joshuabennett9534]

Pretty much anything we used to garnish food is highly poisonous to everything else caffeine chocolate mint capsuation nicotine these are all bio weapons that plants developed to prevent bugs from eating them unfortunately humans find these bio weapons tasty

[@Crazylom]

@@joshuabennett9534 It's not even exaggeration: we consume things meant as poision, as a spice!

[@Nyghtking]

You know, a spicy and sweet drink would probably go over fairly well, I liked when there was a spicy fruit by the foot and gushers at one point and i'm not really into spicy food, depending on how spicy it is, I typically like lower levels of spice, it adds a nice little kick.

[@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086]

Some alien spice that makes you fire out of 3 ends, but gives you a good night of sleep afterwards

[@purpledevilr7463]

I remember a similar HFY which was an emergency medical situation for just a very drunk human. Blood in the mouth (saliva), gaseous self-defence (farts) and of course, toxic alcohol in the system.

[@mr.google1437]

You got a link?

[@cgi2002]

There is another one that's similar to this. There is a diplomatic meeting and the alien diplomat dies and no one can figure it out at first. Eventually its discovered the human diplomatic party ate something like chilli for dinner and the lead diplomat farted during the meeting. Our farts are deadly to the other species.

[@purpledevilr7463]

@@mr.google1437 nope, it was years ago and I think it may have been a Net Narrator video.

[@shawnadams1460]

@@cgi2002 That one literally made me have to get a new keyboard....coffee everywhere when he said something to the effect of "We almost had a war on our hands because you assblasted their dignitaries!!!"

[@robertalexander5892]

@@shawnadams1460 I remember that one, but in my case I was drinking water.

[@STbattlefront]

I can imagine are ancestors eating the ancestors of the spicy peppers is like this. Ancestors: "ooo Barry!" *it's spicy causing are ancestor to scream then eats it again then scream then again in a infinite loop till today* Modern Man: "past me the ghost pepper hot sauce these wings aren't spicy enough"

[@NcrXnbi]

Good thing the aliens didn't tried Mexican food or they would be dead on the spot. I sure love my habanero salsas.

[@2ndbrain909]

This just makes me think “how tf are we going to explain allergies to aliens?”

[@ARockRaider]

I would expect allergies to be well understood considering it's mostly the immune system over reacting to something. Though if one wanted to write such a story it may be just how bad the human has it while still just saying "I'm fine, I get this every spring" or whatever.

[@LiamDerWandrer]

@@ARockRaider What if their bodies have not developed the same methods of dealing with this issue that we evolved our immune systems for? Allergies may very well be non-existing for them, or fatal, or just embarrassing. Aliens are "alien" to us for a reason after all.

[@neuralmute]

@@ARockRaider I'd expect Xenos to be freaked out by how calmly us humans with food allergies usually learn to manage the hell that is anaphylaxis, too. "Oh don't worry, I've got a spring-loaded epinepherine self-injector kit so I don't stop breathing right here, now pardon me while I stab myself in the thigh with it. Got some water so I can pop four Benedryl while we wait for the ambulance? Oh, and if I *DO* stop breathing, here's another Epipen. Just stab my leg with it like I just did."

[@pandoratheclay]

Alien: so what do you mean “this is normal” Human: yeah soo you know computers and code and stuff Alien: yes… Human: well imagine you have an antivirus software installed and then you download a file via a USB drive or smth Alien: continue Human: and the antivirus thinks the file from the USB is a virus even though its completely harmless, and then the antivirus messes up your computer, yeah that’s how “allergies” work Alien: that sounds terrible Human: it can be mild or deadly Alien: or whatnow?

[@kairu_aname]

​@@pandoratheclay "It can be mild as 'delete the file and any other like it', Or 'Remove the operating system to delete the file'"

[@johnowen9349]

Now we need a story about that guy going to war with the doctor's species because it stole his candy bar.

[@aichitoshiki1321]

He took the chocolate bar!!! I'd be so angry.

[@stevedixon921]

There is another story narrated by Aggro that ends with such a comment but regarding peanuts (a Payday bar if memory serves). It is implied the offender and 3 generations of lineage could be at risk. Good chuckle on that one.

[@SirEnki]

@@stevedixon921 do you remenber the name?

[@stevedixon921]

@@SirEnki Sorry, no, was months ago I heard it.

[@willgallatin2802]

Sounded more like that last guy was tweaked out on caffeine. Though chocolate isn't good for several terran animals too.

[@calvingreene90]

The caffeine in the chocolate might be what he's twigged on.

[@LiamDerWandrer]

@@calvingreene90 What contains more caffeine: coffee or chocolate? And how much coffee did he consume? The piece of chocolate was rather small after all, but we never really got a measure for how much coffee he consumed. Was it a tiny gulp or multiple cups. If the former he should just be really high strung, if the latter he may have organ failure any second now.

[@loganshaw4527]

Has one cups to many of coffee in a corner:coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee. Me:they said that in less then a few seconds.

[@zombieapocolypse141]

I'm happy I discovered this! It's interesting seeing us as imaginary horrifying to other species, when most sci-fi and even fantasy, we're boring and bland

[@AgroSquerril]

we vary quiet a lot in HFY and HASO stories. From boring to insane

[@loganshaw4527]

​@@AgroSquerril we need more feed the humans episodes.

[@heatherweir8726]

Pineapple contains enzymes that break down proteins. Which is why you can't out fresh pineapple in jello. But canned pineapple is cooked so the enzymes are broken down.

[@chrisb9143]

Eating fresh pineapple is a race to see who digest the other faster

[@LiamDerWandrer]

@@chrisb9143 So THAT is why eating fresh pineapple always gave me this weird tingling sensation on my tongue, besides the sour and sweet overload. And why the canned stuff is still sweet but a bit less sour and completely missing that tingle. I guess I digest the pineapple faster than it could dream of digesting me. XD

[@dukedevlan5457]

​@LiamDerWandrer same I ate a whole pineapple once and saw blood on the pineapple I mean I still finished and showed it whos boss

[@etuanno]

I'm pretty sure they'd drop dead to the floor if they ever smoked a cigarette.

[@KlavierMenn]

True. It slowly kills us, and nicotine is a known depressant

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Considering everything I put in my body I would probably have to wear a biohazard suit lest I inadvertently kill everyone nearby.

[@UNSCPILOT]

I mean, for some folks with Asthma that is actually possible so.. yeah, don't let the poor Aliens try that..

[@panniguin862]

Do not under any circumstances ever let the Aliens near Opium, Cocaine, Meth or anything that has been refined at all.

[@msmaria5039]

Reminds me of DS9 and Quark's reaction to humans smoking.

[@ja-vishaara]

I like how many of these stories just amount to that 'built different' meme on a planetary scale

[@kurtismiller9544]

Ramen noodles are delicious 🤤! ROFL caffeine and chocolate.... An awesome combo

[@UNSCPILOT]

Chocolate covered coffee beans are tasty, not gunna lie

[@Dr.Chibbins]

I ALWAYS love the food stories

[@fallenrains7566]

Thinking about Aliens completely zonking on sweets has me laughing so much 😂

[@toob1979]

Those are nothing compared to the good doctor's next case. "You humans take plant material, put it into a flammable tube, hold it with your lips, light it on fire, then suck the smoke and known carcinogens into your lungs?! ARE YOU ALL MAD?!?!" "Depending upon the type of plant material, it can even be fun."

[@piglin469]

snoop dog be like

[@brianlance8263]

How is that doctor certain that it was the chocolate that was the problem and not the coffee?

[@mfree80286]

Caffeine is probably a known quantity, but chocolate has theobromine in it.

[@BigusGeekus]

Both are. Caffeine and theobromine are fairly similar substances.

[@jonathancastillo5686]

The coffee has a shitload more cafeen so a little chocolate might not hurt but a cup of coffee might.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

10:21 GOD DAMMIT YOU GAVE THE ALIEN COCAINE?!?!

[@SoulariceJackson]

lol, is it weird i want to see that story. imagine the aliens reaction to a human tweeked out? If we get scared by it imagine what they would feel.

[@austinteal3645]

PPFFFFT 💀 Lmao

[@calvingreene90]

Human food, DO NOT EAT!!!

[@piglin469]

unless your human

[@elfeater1760]

For the Agro! For the Algorithm11! For the Arak!

[@Nyrufa]

This is a Public Service Announcement: If you are going to try human foods, please read the list of ingredients found on the back of the package. Thank you!

[@eurogryphon]

I am suddenly and inexplicably in the mood for spicy bulgogi...

[@genericname42]

Ohh the good stuff.

[@exudeku]

@@genericname42 same, I have a crave for Jjamppong

[@knpark2025]

I am the yellow human who requires "brown bars" and coffee to survive the grad school and I almost spat out my ramyeon I was eating as a snack when I heard the product name

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Man, the tense of this story is all over the place.

[@DeaconBlues117]

That was starting to drive me nuts, yes. At one point, the author switched tenses _inside a single sentence!_

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@rangersthoughts2940]

Uuuuurrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

[@charlesmclain6558]

That is some of the best ramen out there, an old South Korean roommate of mine introduced me to it

[@greenrena8503]

Great! I just Wanted a lazy morning in bed with KZbin and now I have to get up because I'm hungry.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

Sweet baby Jesus. Imagine if these aliens try inhaling the fumes of some top quality sticky-icky, or 'shrooms, or a micro-dose of LSD.

[@redman7775]

YOU TAKE HORSE TRANQUILIZER?!? Hey, only some of us do WHY DO ANY OF YOU?!?

[@tomasrolter6729]

Unless there's a situation like the story of "Stoned Ape"

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

2:53 It's actually closer to several thousand, but some Are only used by small minorities or tribes whose lives we don't disturb

[@Techischannel]

... anymore.

[@AzureKaizen]

Shin Black is the GOAT.

[@alphadragon4347]

This HFY Story Makes Us Sound Like The Ogres From Warhammer Fantasy.

[@sexmachine0732]

I'd be honored to be compared to them, ngl

[@masa461]

I worked in a sauce and condiments factory. Yes, eating spicy foods can kick your ass, but try inhaling chili powder! When we made hot sauce, clouds of chili dust hung in the air the entire shift, and we only had dust masks (not very effective) and safety glasses (not goggles) and no gloves to protect our hands. This sh*t literally burns your skin on contact! We had a lot of people quit after the first shift, but we also had a lot of people who didn't seem to be affected by chili dust . That was a long time ago, and I don't know what industry standards are now, but from what I've heard, just ten years ago people were still working in similar conditions. So yeah, humans are tough bastards!

[@kennethhummel4409]

Death by chocolate!

[@Ryu_D]

First an exaggeration, and then a content warning. Just wait until someone tries one of those sour candies. XD

[@ernestmac13]

@@Ryu_D good point, they can soften enamel and irritate the mouth, I can imagine some poor alien eating one and it burning a hole through their tongue.

[@seandunne6714]

I would love more food stories. There are a lot of foods humans wouldn't think twice about sharing with a new friend, no matter the species.

[@darthnox2210]

I WANT THAT BURGER!!!!!!

[@MultiN16]

Not going to lie I was thinking the same exact thing, and now wish to have a big beefy burger.

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

The thumbnail make my tummy roar

[@AgroSquerril]

yup , drooled all over the keyboard making it

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Yeah, our food packs a punch!

[@boneless8473]

There are at least 3 cases of "poison" being straight up food for humans. There's capsaicin as in the story, alcohol, which incidentally the early forms of brewing happened to kill off bacteria quite well and the alcohol limited new growth, and acids, in the same vein as alcohol used to kill off bacteria

[@KarlSanathos]

Almost all types of preparing food is one of many ways to poison the food in a very specific way so humans can still eat it but nothing we can't will grow in it. Fermentation, alcohol, adding acid, sugar or salt,..

[@mikkelnpetersen]

The thing about "alien food" do not eat it before you're 100% sure it doesn't contrain something that's poision for you, imagine if we found an alien species who's "everyday apples" contain cyanide, so much that one bite would kill us.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Then Sila’Del collapses in shock when he learns we drink ethanol…

[@sherylcascadden4988]

For the author For the narrator And for the algorithm!! Capsicum strikes again.

[@johnnyjones9601]

I’m glad to see the “dangerous food” HFY idea taken rather reasonably for once. Capsaicin is an irritant so there might be some species whose biology overwhelmingly overreact, and both Coffee and Chocolate are known to be deadly to many animals, with varying degrees of danger even on earth.

[@tokerscorner2872]

Keep doing what you do, you gave me a gift of story. It helped me forget about the bad things in my life, even if for a few minutes. Reminded me of storytelling of the old days. Thank you for what you do.

[@CannabisDreams]

If you intend to give your alien chocolate be sure to get the pet safe chocolate from the pet stores. It's lacking the component that can give dogs seizures.

[@Tsurf]

The funny thing? Capsaicin and Caffeine can actually be fatal to humans, we just figured out where to stop.

[@knpark2025]

When the time comes and humans triumph over the squishy Xenos the derogatory word "deathworld" shall be renamed to a more "politically correct" phrase, such as "Darwinian worlds".

[@knpark2025]

and dude, if the content injested was not "ramen" but "ramyeon with no soup" it would have been a DOA edit: oh wait it was a "ramyeon"

[@ScornedOne1080]

They don't know who Darwin is . . . probably be labeled more accurately a "Natural Selection World," which is a nice way of saying "You fuck around, you'll find out."

[@noanswer1864]

Lemon juice would have been a better neutralizing agent, though I can only imagine what that would have done to the poor creature if improperly dosed.

[@wngimageanddesign9546]

Hahaha! That Gourmet Spicy Korean Ramen can erode away the thickest ablative armor from Hilak Prime battle cruisers.

[@erictoncray966]

Yeah. Caffeine overdose.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !

[@chadsamples6178]

This Dr is going to retire when someone introduces him to moonshine

[@Jagrofes]

Low key, Nongshim Shin-Ramyun are decent instant noodles.

[@ChrissieBear]

Fun fact, there are ~7151 human languages!

[@johnchestnut5340]

Could be a combination. He also had coffee! Coffee AND chocolate?

[@kayakMike1000]

Raman is so damn good...

[@tabithachastain6999]

Insectoid species would hate mint and lavender

[@standard-carrier-wo-chan]

Ahh yes, Shin-Ramyun. I eat those like once every two weeks. Mildly spicy but it doesn't kick my ass in the toilet.

[@iaminhere6022]

I ate those Spicy ramen... No wonder it nearly died.

[@hughgordon6435]

Well we got a pretty good arsenal, when they do come?

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

have to admit..finding this verbal reads of these on the tube , i sort of love the little moments of civilian recent or long ongoing 'slow burn' culture and civilization inter mingling ^^ fun as a ''whaaaaaagh! op humis!'' thing can be.... stories like these gives more hints of some ..ambiance..diversity in culture.. etc

[@bradwolf07]

Our food is delicious... one might say "to die for"

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@carbag7857]

Can’t have shit on Earth😞😭 -local alien meme boards

[@merlinathrawes746]

Truly I simply don't believe that in a galaxy filled with various species from many different planets that testing "food" for bio-compatibility wouldn't be a thing.

[@seanrobert9661]

Mmmmspicy {humans} Dear god no {xenos} For the bard For the squrral For the masses

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a Vaush fan!

[@callisto1556]

Good one

[@elduquecaradura1468]

To be fair, would be extremely irresponsible if we share our foods with so much discare, I mean, give chocolate a dog and you'll get what happened to the Yurthu. I guess that if we export foods to other species, will be mandatory to be tagged who can and who can't eat such stuff, doesn't matter if they are thougher or weaker than us

[@genghiskhan6809]

I can only imagine what would happen if an alien ate curry.

[@2ndbrain909]

Or spicy gumbo. ☠️

[@mr.k4918]

@@2ndbrain909 no.1 they would get the shits and mabby die.

[@2ndbrain909]

@@mr.k4918 damn gumbo gives you the shits man. sorry to hear that.

[@mr.k4918]

@@2ndbrain909 dude im Minnesotan a good way to describe most of the food is sorta like the majority of the people.....bland Edit for an example (tater tot hot dish: you mix tater tots with green beans and ground beef and add salt to taste nothing overly spicy)

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@AgroSquerril]

For the story

[@NovaGirl8]

for the food!

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

0:57 Sus

[@yronanox7144]

Maybe vitamin c could be considered toxic, i mean, it's an acid.

[@2ndbrain909]

Ok but so is stomach acid. And it’s not toxic to ingest, just really unpleasant 🥲

[@TheBestRovinsky]

@@2ndbrain909 ehh, stomach acid can fuck you up. That's what acid reflux is and it can do some serious damage. Your stomach is designed to handle it, it has a thick mucus layer and the lining of the stomach grows back extremely quickly. The stomach acid does f*** up the lining, it just grows back fast enough to deal with it. But get stomach acid elsewhere and it can do some pretty severe damage to your body.

[@Yacovo]

Thanks for the video

[@Doggo226]

Fun fact: Coffee actually contains a neurotoxin. *Sip*

[@anthonymonaghan4964]

mmm my favorite brand of instant noodles

[@chaplaingilgamesh2964]

Part of me wonders if this is what things will be like if and when we find other sentient life in the galaxy. Scaring xeno medical experts by telling them we eat what amounts to cleaning chemicals or just pure poison on a daily basis would be funny.

[@nigelsmith7366]

These stories are fantastic 🤣🤣

[@calvingreene90]

There is a reason that it is called mustard gas.

[@Tommy-5684]

come to think of it you know they make Chili chocolate that would be intresting

[@klasandersson7522]

My derriere can attest to the strength of Korean noodles, hot damn yes!!!

[@wngimageanddesign9546]

Eating Thai food for the first time....my ex-wife proclaimed, "OMG! It's so damn spicy, but it hurts so good!"

[@z3r070000]

He need some milk.

[@jamesha175]

a shame that they can't eat chilis or coffee and chocolate. i've had all three of those today.

[@brennanlangless8912]

When it comes to food and food likE things were like babies will be willing whatever it is in our gobbs to try it at least once

[@crsed]

I'll side with the aliens here, spicy food is hell (and yet I eat it on occasion).

[@iconofthicc6086]

0:54 I know what you’re thinking, reader, but *DO NOT SAY IT. PLEASE.*

[@jaredgreen2363]

What about invertebrates?

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@cosmiccake791]

FTA