Humans Are Silly Gaming Space Orcs

[@havochellian1248]

I wanna see the scenario where an alien is shown Alien: Isolation, and the human thinks it might be insensitive, but the alien is like “Trust me, human, I’d shoot that thing too.”

[@elgurkus6885]

or, alternatively, "Human why does this game feature my friend [greg]?"

[@KeyboardTarantula]

same.

[@PetrolHeadMotorsport]

A: "You know, this fictional alien reminds me of my Xeni-in-law" H: **laughing** "Because of how aggressive it is, right?" A: H: "Right?"

[@sheersternfeld1914]

In the words of the 12th Doctor, "you have a horror movie called 'Alien'? That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you!"

[@azrealducain3123]

@@elgurkus6885 Because he jump scared us one too many times and made us cry.

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I'm not sure I could handle it if my alien coworker suddenly told me the Pokémon dimension actually exists. Mainly because I WASN'T BORN IN IT!

[@icefyer2]

I'd mostly be wondering A, how they know, and B, can they get me a dragonite or clone a Mew...

[@Toca_Atlas111]

@@icefyer2do you remember what happened last time we clones mew???

[@icefyer2]

@@Toca_Atlas111 to be fair, that was both cloning and augmenting it, then mistreating it terribly and using it only as a weapon.

[@daniellelondon439]

Same here.

[@camramaster]

​@@Toca_Atlas111 Mewtwo was an adorable psychic baby, and needs hugs. Being atomized would be worth it, but I think a Mewtwo that was not treated as a subserviant being would be a well-adjusted sophont.

[@sketchyskies8531]

“Why are humans obsessed with collecting virtual arachnids?” It fills a void in our hearts

[@alexanderblatt8653]

Well, mostly to our house loans

[@theangryparas3167]

​@@alexanderblatt8653true millennial dream right there

[@muma-kitty1639]

more accurately: because they are a rare encounter, can be difficult to catch, and are worth a lot of money. especially when flick is in town.

[@e5858]

The humans yearn for the old days of spider collecting

[@destoyer094]

Alien plays Dead Space A: human I was trying this game you call "Dead Space". H: oh God those exist don't they? A: they do, or did really. H: did? A: Yes, it was one of the first times that the Galaxy actually came together with a unified goal, before that everything was more quiet in terms of interspecies relations. We even gained several new species after we destroyed the markers, though it did take time to rehabilitate them from the ingrained behaviors that the markers gave them. H: what kind of behaviors? A: uhhh... overly aggressive, hyper expansionist, very greedy, very religious, chaotic tendencies... H: ... A: ... H: ...maybe you should make a quick scan of our system just to be safe? A: we probably should, props to you for suggesting it though.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Totally predictable plot twist: It's in the British museum.

[@scared1585]

@@Kartoffelkamm yeah accurate, there's literally a religion called unitarianism (christian offshoot I think) (sounds close to unitology) where one of there literal main things quotable in their sort of manifesto bible spinoff is about being "whole again"

[@thedorkknight9684]

A: Okay, explain to me why this is amusing? H: So, some friends and I are going to an escape room. A: Escape room? H: Yeah, an escape room is this thing where you have to solve puzzles and find clues to escape a room before a certain amount of time. It's a fun challenge, like a team building thing. I think some places give you a prize if you complete it in time? A: Ah, so it's to test your skills and comradery. H: Exactly! A: But I'm still confused. How does that relate to the change in attire? H: (dressed like Fred from Scooby Doo) H: .... I just thought it was really funny..... It's from this show.... A: You, my friend, never cease to perplex me.

[@FrosTehBurr]

[doors lock] "Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues!"

[@thedorkknight9684]

@@FrosTehBurr You get me XD

[@user-ut5nx6hm9d]

“Human how did you accurately portray this species/event/threat?” “I dunno man I think at this point our creatives might just be psychic or something.”

[@monkeyjoey98]

I like to imagine the whole Space Orc thing is only because Cthulhu actually lives under our planet and we're all just slowly coming to madness but we actually get pretty chill once far enough away.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

If everybody is crazy, nobody is crazy.

[@minicrewmate7865]

so, Darkest Dungeon?

[@KeyboardTarantula]

H: "I know last time you said the film 'Alien' was offensive for... various reasons, but... why don't you actually watch the film?" A: "and why pray tell should I?" H: "well for one, it's a horror movie, and you really haven't really seen those yet, two it's ironic, three I'm wanting to see your reaction." A: "fine. but I will remain Skeptical." [around 2 hours and 5 minutes later] H: "soooo... what'dya think?" A: "... so this was the humans' first contact with extraterrestrials in that designated film world?" H: "well, to be perfectly fair, we have/had no clue what alien contact would really be like. we could stumble on an ancient disease and die of contagious space cancer. we could have made peace and become a dominating force in the galaxy. or they could bulldoze our planet for an ultimately unimportant superhighway." A: "I understand. why are they often gruesome and scary predictions though? an evolutionary parasite that uses hosts to produce offspring that adapt to it's environment through borrowed DNA is hardly an impossible concept, but is extremely far fetched." H: "because Peace isn't as much of an entertaining story, especially compared to watching creatures much stronger than us still get outwitted and killed." A: "you humans are simultaneously sickeningly paranoid and socially worrying." H: "you know, maybe we should watch E.T next..."

[@toolatetothestory]

I mean. Not that far fetched, the Aliens in Alien are basically just an overgrown Virus. There are millions of viruses. Which was the demise of the War of the Worlds Aliens

[@Mark73]

Hey! E.T. is one of the most popular movies ever. Then you also have Starman, Cocoon, Batteries Not Included, Flight of the Navigator, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. There's plenty of good movies with friendly aliens.

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@Mark73 for the purposes of the skit those have some exception, and to be 100% fair, the only one I know of is E.T, and even then it wasn't peaceful because of the government. the aliens might've been though... I did append it.

[@sudenkieppi]

Y'know this made me wonder about something. Apologies if this makes no sense at all, I may or may not be very tired :) What if a lot of our movies about catastrophic situations were born/made partly due to the fact that the human brain is kind of designed to expect the worst for (now outdated) survival purposes that could have saved our lives back in the old, old times? Like anxiety is sort of your survival instinct thingamajig going a little haywire: "oh god everything's going to go wrong, here's 57284 possible scenarios of horribleness, don't let this happen or we dieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! D:" when in reality it's just e.g. a school presentation. And I wonder if the happy endings are to reassure that part of our brain that surely reality would be better! Surely we can overpower any foe with our human-ness! (And partially to boost our pride at being such a dominant organism on our planet and therefore surely the rest of the universe if other life akin to ours was discovered?)

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@sudenkieppi I would say it's likely if people actually had the intellect to realize that IN THE MOMENT, instead of after a while of thinking.

[@AbadonXXX]

“Human I need to go the medical bay. Apparently the sugar free haribos are made of a wax that is not like the salt lamp. Why would you make these abominations? They would be a crime against my people.” -nerva probably

[@dinodude8899]

*upon hearing about Kirby being a real thing* A: Human Lucian, what are you doing!? H: *knocking out every alien trying to stop him* I AM GOING TO SEE AND HUG MY SQUISHY PINK SON IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!

[@toolatetothestory]

Imagine there are hundreds of Kirby's. Kirby's for everyone

[@danielalvarez8309]

​@@toolatetothestory F*cking fear. One Kirby is enough for the universe.

[@ron9174]

​@@danielalvarez8309But kirby is a literal black hole,if he felt like it he could eat me and you and the person voicing this video and sodas

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

id love a human space orc adventure to find the dragon ballz

[@adrianramos7690]

My man is gonna get clapped so hard

[@PyroTheRabbit]

Boutta grab Dende

[@acgaming1643]

pm i know this is long but id love to see it in a video a: human, what is "autism"? h: ooh, thats a cool topic! you see, autism's history is shaky, but most historians attribute its discovery to the 19 *words fade into background noise as alien realizes they are unable to escape the 'tism™️'s monologue* h: and whats interesting this that we havent even agreed on what autism really is! most agree that autism is a spectrum instead of one single condition, but others- a: wait wait wait, you dont even know what this "autism" is? h: yeah! theres a lot of disorders and conditions on the spectrum. there's asperger's, *words start to fade into background noise again* a: *interrupting again* how are you able to "retain" all of this "information"? h: thats another thing! some of us autistic people are really smart! we sometimes call the fascinations into these incredibly specific topics "hyperfixations" or "special interests," and they can cover a lot of things! some people know a lot about trains, others love learning about mathematics, some prefer astrophysics and space, and others are fond of computers! a: i have... so many questions.. h: What are they? a: You just said *all of that*, and somehow still know more? h: Yeah! a: ... do you have a """"hyperfixation""""? h: absolutely! i find space an incredible thing, there's so much crazy stuff out there and god knows what else! black holes, neutron stars, strange matter, and countless planets! our sun is a spark compared to UY Scuti, jupiter and saturn dont even have a solid surface, venus's atmosphere traps enough heat to melt lead, and on one planet we found, it rains molten glass *sideways* at *thousands of miles per hour*! a: ... your species has no chance of making it past the moon at its current state but you somehow can see black holes, know how fast glass rains on a planet light years away, and can figured out that planets hundreds of millions of miles away cannot be landed on? h: yep! a: ... how...? h: *starts talking about the history of astrophysics and space* a: oh no...

[@clemente3966]

I mean, I guess it's on brand for it to be long, considering the topic. And while I'm at it, let me add onto that (in another reply so that it respects the format)

[@clemente3966]

Another human (Let's call them h2): I heard we're talking about autism, asperger included? A: yeah, but who are you? H2: someone fairly recently diagnosed with the asperger kind. A: oh, so what are your specialties and/or 'hyperfixations'? H2: Randomly good memory, good affinity with math, hella good memory for my hyperfixations to the point I could tell you about the entire lore about them, but make a thing always interesting or I'm rapidly losing interest in it. As for said hyperfixations, board and card games, especially understanding them, not necessarily playing them, and let's just say video games in general, because I don't think anyone can put a name of such a range as from Bayonetta to Pokemon, and Fight Nights at Freddies to Evoland 2, or Danganronpa to Genshin Impact, the last one where two twins can't leave a planet they were done flying over so the one you play mets people who control 7 elements, or The World Ends With You to Kingdom Hearts A: Wait, what was the last one? H2: Kingdom H- wait, don't tell me, it's real, and there's a real Sora somewhere? A: How do you- H2: OK, I get it, just drive me to Yen Sid's tower or Radiant Garden please. A: ok *whispers* But how did he know about those missing twins we lost track of? H2: *hears half of it, then pieces it together* And after that, a stop to Teyvat. I really want to meet Neuvilette and Furina.

[@philippeleprohon4823]

​@@clemente3966 Genuinely, something like that last reaction would be the way I'd react towards my own hyperfixation; Splatoon and its lore.

[@Metrocysh]

This was all a scheme to let out our hyperfixations! Smh /nsrs

[@oligb1469]

A: Human what are you watching? "We're knights of the round table! Our rhymes are For-mid-able!" H: Oh just some British guys forming comedy as we know it. *Monty python: holy grail* *Hour later* A: I do not understand why are they afri-BY THE STARS THAT BUNNY JUST DECAPITATED A MAN IN ARMOR!? Ca-can they do that?! H: And I though the french scene took explanation... A: *screaming at the prospect of a telekinetic old man chucking people into pit* Why how huuuuh!? *Fifteen more minutes* A: And now the french are back!? Who are those people!? why are they being arrested!? DID THE FILM JUST END!?

[@azrealducain3123]

I always found the ending unsatisfying. Knowing it ended that way because they ran out of money to produce the film is both even more funny and also kinda sad.

[@oligb1469]

@@azrealducain3123 My sister says the exact same thing! It's funny in my opinion just wacky and great

[@ZaberZlayer7]

@@azrealducain3123I mean, if it makes you feel better: it’s a quite literal cop-out. Yes, that is the final joke imo.

[@azrealducain3123]

@@ZaberZlayer7 Never realised that before. That makes it a little funnier.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

As somebody who has never seen the movie (though I do plan on watching it soon) this just sounds really funny

[@fictionfan0]

Alien: Human Brandon, I wish to inquire something. Human: Yeah, go ahead. Alien: So, I was just at Neighbor Susan's "yard sale," and I noticed what I can only assume to be an idol to some fertility goddess. Human: Fertili-- Wha-- Dude, that's just a Barbie doll. Alien: ...A Barbie... *doll?* Human: Yeah? Alien: "Doll" as in "a toy made for small children to play with"? Human: Girls specifically, but yes. Alien: ... Human: What? Alien: Okay, understand that I'm only running some very rudimentary mental calculations, so there is margin for error, but if I'm even slightly correct, even taking into account the stylized nature of the design, a human with this "Barbie's" proportions couldn't possibly exist in humanity's current state. Human: Believe me, you're not the first to notice that. Alien: Well, then why do you design them like this?! Human: ...Because girls like pretty things? Alien: (deadpan) Yes, Human Brandon. The "girls" like the pretty doll.

[@toolatetothestory]

I mean. They verifiably do. They are one of the most popular toys for girls and have been for literal decades. That wouldn't be the case if girls didn't like them.

[@fictionfan0]

@@toolatetothestory Hey, don't blame me for the alien's skepticism.

[@Takisan111]

Cartoons have taught me that body proportions doesn't actually matter, it's the aesthetic and the personality that matters. Barbies just require a bit of imagination to work with since they don't come with a preexisting personality.

[@squiddwizzard8850]

They're designed that way because proportionally speaking all of Barbie's clothes on an actual human would be like a very very thick blanket -- this completely covering her figure. Barbie's proportions are unrealistic when she's naked because she's not intended to be viewed that way. When you put clothes on here it evens out the extremes so she looks like a (skinny) woman with some curves.

[@heruiksanudin8942]

Let's agree to not mention anime figurines exist

[@dinodude6992]

Alien: hey, human, I wanted to talk to you about the video game called hollow knight and I have a question to ask... Human: please don't tell me that there's an entire planet of bug people the size of humans. Alien: what?! No, that wasn't even one of my questions! Human: fwew, for a second there, you almost had my heart pounding. Alright, what's the question? Alien: so, I was wondering why exactly there are some humans sacrificing other humans in the name of: "Hollow knight Silksong"? Specifically the human youtuber known as "mossbag." Human: Actually, I think I would've preferred being asked about how humans some how knew of a bug fantasy planet than being asked that question in particular.

[@darckap2785]

"The sacrifice thing was a joke. Nobody actually died. As for everything else... Yeah, they've gone insane."

[@squiddwizzard8850]

Alien: no, of course I wasn't going to ask if a big planet was real Human: oh good Alien: I served three rounds of duty there. I did, and saw so many things. Human: is someone playing Fortunste Son? Alien: no. I'm definitely not involuntarily psycho projecting and your mind isn't interpreting my feelings with that song. That would never happen.

[@reesewhittington6778]

Plot twist: IRL Arcosians are space bards to our space orcs and we are not ready even slightly.

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

"whoops, my hand slipped." ~ Freeza.

[@LunaxioProductions]

where are the space wizards

[@reesewhittington6778]

@@LunaxioProductions Namek

[@lordawesome9060]

You say that like it wouldn't be the preferred alternative. I'll take space bard over space nazi, thank you.

[@reesewhittington6778]

@@lordawesome9060 The only bad thing is that we're going to feel inadequate.

[@GigaLem]

A:"so you enjoy playing these rhythm games?" H:"addictive game play, great music, the works" A:"what about that one" *points to dance dance revolution( H:"oh yes that one, started the craze, made way for clones, and has some brutal charts like that level 18 my buddy is playing right now " A:"...." *opens communicator* "get my athletic opporatives here, they might want to try this"

[@alpine8590]

The most impressive thing about all this is that an alien is capable of correctly pronouncing "touhou" first try

[@minestar2247]

That's just because English has few sounds compared to other languages

[@Metrocysh]

(japanese) Touhou PROJECT (continues to japanese)

[@minestar2247]

@@Metrocysh ?

[@Metrocysh]

@@minestar2247 Toby Fox's popular funny clip with the pronunciation of the name

[@AM9436.]

*A:* Human, what item are you holding? *H:* This? This is a bucket. *A:* Dear god ... *H:* There's more. *A:* No! *H:* I didn't know you knew that reference! *A:* ... Reference? *H:* Yeah that sounds about right. It's from an animation called Expiration Date, for Team Fortress 2. *A:* Team ... Fortress ... 2? *H:* How have you gone this long without ever hearing about TF2. *A:* Wait, do buckets expire? What teams are they? Why do they have fortresses? *H:* Ok so- _One TF2 lore summary later_ *A:* ... I think this has left me more confused than before. *H:* Welcome to TF2. You'll love it here.

[@makeandbreakgames1791]

Pootis

[@Kafj302]

A "i teleported bread" h "How long have you been doing that?" A "for the past three days" Human grabs multiple weapons A "what will you be KNEADing those for" H "you made a pun about this horrific situation ALARM "Creature in cargo bay three" H "and that is why we don't teleport bread"

[@AM9436.]

@@Kafj302 that is somehow even funnier than the original events of Expiration Date

[@Kafj302]

@@AM9436. can already picture how the scene plays out. The alien literally teleported a sandwich into the room's pad, at which point the human just wide eyes. The Alien was unsure if all pieces of the sandwich would make it through, they have a clipboard and marks it a success next to multiple failures the human just looks on in astonishment. Alien gleefully "I Teleported bread" Alien takes a bite of the successfully teleported sandwich. the human looks at the clipboard "How long have you been doing that?" The alien chimes in "For three days, had to tweak some settings, don't know where the failures went though" the human in horror begins to picking up everything from small arms to bazookas The alien looks at the human puzzled "What will you be Kneading those for" The human Stops in their tracks and glares at the alien "you made a pun about this horrific situation" suddenly red lights begin to flash and the voice of the automated systems comes to life. "Warning:Creature Detected in cargo bay three" the human looks over to the alien exasperated "and that is why we don't teleport bread"

[@Kafj302]

@@AM9436. i just watched the scene....yeah mine is better.

[@xaracen7207]

A: So, my squishy pink friend, you have told me, on several occasions that you, as a species, generally prefer peace and harmony. H: Yup. A: But you all don't actively cooperate to achieve it. H: Yup. A: In-fact, many of you spend the entirety of their lives, quite a few from childhood even, training to be victorious in bloody battles. H: Mhm. A: Many countless atrocities... H: Go on. A: Torture and pain not seen even in the most violent and vicious of the Interplanetary coalitions enemies.... H: Aaaand this set of questions leads to what exactly? A: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU PREFER PEACE IF EVEN YOUR RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES PLUNGE THE PLAYER INTO HEINOUS NEEDLESS BLOODSHED?! Various "Competative FPS" games I think you called them, countless "Street fighter" or "Mortal Kombat" clones, whatever that means. Velre'chtan's stars, the gladiators from one of your greatest historic empires! real and vicious bloodshed and violence, to be consumed as one would enjoy a beverage or a snack! PEACE?! H: ... A: ... H: Your point? A: I have never identified with the Elvenra as much as I have today, which I detest for their haughty xenophobia and cold unempathetic attitude to existence. H: Elvenra, the ones that look like Elves and Vulcans? A: Don't tell me... H: Yeeah more cultural contamination from extra terrestrial influences. A: By the rings of Arranma I should have compiled a codex of every instance of this.

[@dalemorgan8263]

There's a god of destruction? Someone call the HFY crowd!

[@Boldcheesecake1029]

You rang?

[@jadenrobinson9781]

we're going to need our strongest to beat him. Someone call Mr.Satan!

[@someoneawesome8717]

Ok but I did NOT realize how much I needed that body positivity part! Humans are squishy for a reason 😭

[@nettlesandsnakes9138]

I have a feeling when the alien describes that there are other aliens from our media he’s just lying, especially the ones that aren’t actually supposed to be speculative biology. He is capable of lying and he will do it more readily than I will.

[@crystalytemage]

I'd probably do that with alien media, yeah.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

​@@crystalytemage *Watching media from Alien's home planet* Alien: I am glad you are enjoying this as much as you are, Human. Human: Oh, it's been great! Reading and watching media from different parts of the world has always been fascinating-like the differences between the three-act story of Western culture and the four-act _Kishotenketsu_ created in the East-so getting to see how a story is structured in an utterly alien culture is exciting! A: That makes me happy, as this used to be a favorite of mine. H: Used to? A: Well, ever since that _Michael Bay_ marathon...

[@crystalytemage]

@@SuperiorPosterior Sorry, this is embarrassing, but could you explain the joke? I don't get it... 😅

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

​@@crystalytemagehis favorite became anicheal bay movie, most people say are nog very good. He likes human trash more than his worlds movies.

[@crystalytemage]

@@Tree_-wp5zn Ah, that's... kinda sad.

[@GUNUFofficial]

"Human who is this 'jean jacket' you talk about in this movie 'nope'?"

[@Victini415]

3:36 - Honestly, this skit here makes me realize how tough Kraid would actually be if he just kept his mouth shut. Nigh-impenetrable exterior, the size of a building, and can fling/shoot relatively large parts of its body around as projectiles seemingly without end...Same for quite a few other "piss-easy" bosses, actually.

[@GolemRising]

Humans are good at and enjoy 3 things: Exploring, Building, and Fighting. If we cant do one of those things, we do the other 2 to excess. If we get all the enjoyment we need from one or more of those things, the remainder is unneeded. Hence: Animal Crossing. And Doom.

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

H: Kraid is real? A: Yes. H: and "parasite" X is _also_ real? A: Yes, where are you going with this? H: Can I have a powersuit? A: No, human, absolutely not. H: WHYYY?! A:... H:... what? A: What do you think your species would do if they learned they could get a weapon that powerful? H: ... SA-X? A: SA-X. H:... A:... what? H:... can I meet Samus? A: When did I say she was a real person? H: Is she on a mission?! A: Ye- No! You're planet is the only huma- H: we both know that statistically humans HAD to evolve somewhere else A:.... MAYBE I'll bring you an X H: I don't need another pet, it's fine, she's busy keeping the universe in check, I get it. A: I'm sorry. H: *boots Super Metroid* How fast? A: 2 hours? H: Rude. Unrelated edit: so I did a de-rust run, and it took me 2 hours... Immediately afterward, I hit a 1:26:xx which was a new PB, but...

[@dinodude8899]

H2: *already armoring up* look mate, humanity’s baser instincts are to *murdilate* things for food, imagine what would happen if one of those got hold of us. We’d turn into the very thing you keep calling us, savages.

[@smilingman4299]

.... And please warn us if a space pterodactyl gets too close to us, ok ?

[@badroad1000]

Recently I was driving past a field of tobacco and imagined explaining *that* to the alien.

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

5:58 NAAAAAIL, how did the humans learn about our Dragon Balls?

[@alpho789]

cultural contamination by aliens

[@sordolaxder3.420]

so, you`re telling me that my pot belly has been MEAT ARMOR THIS WHOLE TIME?!

[@heruiksanudin8942]

At one point I hear some rumors it's can stop bullet

[@daviddragonheart6798]

@@heruiksanudin8942 Eventually enough fat will absolutely stop a bullet. Depending on the caliber, obviously, you will need more/less, but considering what we made them for, I dont think we can realistically have ENOUGH fat to stop a bullet, let alone save our bodies from considerable damage.

[@jaridshinner1210]

​@@daviddragonheart6798even then that much weight would make anyone immobile

[@jaridshinner1210]

It also gives ice type resistance!

[@sordolaxder3.420]

@@jaridshinner1210 but also a debuff against heat.

[@Luigicat11]

A: Human, I have just finished this "Homestuck" comic you said you enjoyed. H: Oh god, let me guess, trolls are real too? A: No, no, don't be ridiculous. The closest thing to trolls we've found in the universe are... well, humans. In appearance and culture, at least. There are several species with similar reproductive systems and a few with multiple blood colors. No overlap, though. H: Right. Okay, so what _did_ they get right? That is why you brought it up, isn't it? A: Noooo... H: **sigh** Just tell me. A: Well, it's very oversimplified, but this Hussie fellow seems to have gotten almost offputtingly close to an accurate model of reality outside of the universe, what we know of it anyway, as well as the nature of the universe itself. H: THE UNIVERSE IS A FRIGGIN' FROG?! A: ..."Frog" isn't quite accurate, but I suppose that would be the closest Earthly approximation... H: Do they reproduce the same way as in the comic? A: We currently don't know how they reproduce, but judging by a few mysterious extinction events in the past few centuries, it's not out of the question. H: I guess if the Earth suddenly gets bombarded by unaccounted-for meteors, you'll have your answer. A: You would willingly start the apocalypse just to _play a game?_ H: To be fair, it's a _really_ awesome game, and if the Alpha Timeline is a thing, I wouldn't really have a choice in the matter anyway. Besides, it's not like there's _that_ many people I'd miss. A: Why am I not surprised by that answer?

[@RoseKindred]

"Humans are silly gaming space Orcs." Hey! I represent that remark!

[@FelicityUwU]

2:23 Humans don't *normally* have a hard exoskeleton. But corset wearers are the exception lol. Also, as much as cushioning your organs is funny, your fat also keeps you warm. That's actually why women require little more fat tissue on average to be healthy, as the female body needs to make sure a potential baby stays nice and warm inside. Bodies are cool.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

An alien learns about popcorn. A: Human, what are those little white puffy things your eating? H: Oh this? Its just popcorn. A: And what is this "popcorn" H: Its just corn but we dry it out for months then warm it back it. A: And why would you do that? H: Because it tastes good. A: But you said you like the taste of corn, so why aren't you just eating corn. H: Well corn isn't a good snack for watching movies, but popcorn is. A: I see.....

[@kaiser-365]

Just fyi, muscle on the outside protects better than fat. You have fat around your organs beneath your musculature to provide the cushioning. So, stay strong, kings and queens! You can achieve your goals!

[@That1SupportiveFriend]

3:30, H: is that a no? A: what do you think? Me: planet Kirby here we come!

[@TurboThunderbolt]

the dragon ball twist at the end was great

[@cdesigner9178]

Have we seen the alien see Ben 10 yet? Because let's face it, THAT would be fun.

[@FizzieWebb]

Yes, that's in one of the previous vids, I could not tell you exactly which one off the top of my head though.

[@SomeRandomDutchGuy1]

It was mostly just the main concept and why he's called Ben 10 when he's got access to more than that.

[@fanficlover]

I finally figured it out. Humans were made by the space cuthullu gods to catalogue all the absurdity of the universe but the S.C.G.s had to leave out common sense for our brains to comprehende everything without going crazy. That's why all our media involves that that exist or did exist in the universe from the alien's perspective. What the S.G.C.s didn't expect though, is for our species to become smart enough to actually make contact with the universe at large.

[@silvrnightingale]

H: Hey, so, you know how you said everything in Dragon Ball exists? A: Yes, I remember that. H: And you have questioned before how we get these species so accurate? A: It is a question I've asked many times, but I never received a satisfying response. H: (holds up picture of Akira Toriyama) Do you recognize this man? A: Yes! He's an old friend of mine that went missing- Oh my stars, is he the creator of that Dragon Ball anime? H: Yes! A: It all makes so much sense, now... H: ... H: Can you take me to meet him...?

[@PokeMasrerJ]

I get this post is meant to be a joke. But got some bad news about the guy.

[@silvrnightingale]

@@PokeMasrerJ Wait, what happened?

[@PokeMasrerJ]

@@silvrnightingale he's sadly no longer with us. March 1st of this year.

[@kimberlyramin]

I really enjoy the "this fictional species is real" bit this series has established. It really makes me smile. All of this makes me smile, but that one especially. Thank you PM, for granting me more smiles each day.

[@SmoothEnigma]

WE MAKIN IT TO NAMEK ON THIS ONE BABY

[@pyroman4554]

1:40 “Charlie that’s… that’s not earth right?”

[@xaviersavard6343]

Im no orc, Im a goblin

[@ApocryphalDude]

Got a lot of books and/or dice ? Or shines?

[@wyvers6556]

You mean a gremlin

[@Aesuriana]

smol orc

[@xaviersavard6343]

​@@ApocryphalDudedecent amount of both. Ive also got a treasure stash

[@DarkEcho32]

Plastic gems go click-clack, must have more

[@The3rdSinner]

*The human is playing Ultrakill* A: Human, wha- H: *ALT-TAB's out* Please don't tell me the Leviathan is a real thing somewhere... A: I was going to talk about the weapon, the blue revolver you have in-game looks familiar... same does the green.. "railcannon", whatever that is... H: Wait the weapons are real? A: Yeah, I remember, the blue revolver is a mandated weapon for territory defense, and the railcannon is not actually a weapon, but heavy-duty devises similar to your telescopes that can shoot harpoons... I'm still not sure why they needed those... H: Is there... by chance... a rocket launcher that can freeze its rockets midair? A: Yes, actually- H: GIMMI I WANT TO ROCKET RIDE!

[@Nevict]

This trope is as funny as the one where God creates the animals and the angel taking notes questions his life decisions.

[@demrmole2406]

"everything you just listed is real" ...dear God...

[@coolguy5133]

If Humans are Space Orcs, then all cats are Space Goblins.

[@clueless1378]

Imagine if human tells alien about Warhammer 40K, just for alien to tell human that any of the xeno races are real, or worse that the Warp exists.

[@umbra9472]

If the warp exists then well… fu-

[@pokefan213]

so if everything in dragon ball exists for aliens, then that means..... * looks at pokemon * I'm GONNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!!!!!!

[@meepthescorpio6367]

Alien:Human.What is a simp?I’ve been seeing that word a ton around the interweb… Human:Hmm?Oh that!You see,there are some things that humans will fall for,like say…a fictional character,down to the point that some people will say some “interesting” things,mainly about what they’d do to the characters,in graphic detail,may I add… Alien:…You humans scare me SO MUCH! Human:WE SCARE OURSELVES-

[@IndieAcorn]

TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND

[@jaydun6106]

while generally awful, my schizo episodes a few years ago included visions of 'real' sayains and namekians that was pretty rad. the brain can come up with some pretty convincing shit. RIP Toriyama

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

i mean i love Kirby but if someone asked if I wanted to meet him I'd probably say no because Kirby does have, y'know, a tendency to eat anything and everything. And I'M a thing.

[@silverwolfgamer4100]

5:57 NAAAAAAIIIIIL! WE’RE GOING TO NAMEEEEEEEEK!

[@blockygamez9389]

0:08 No, you're thinking of *Greg Tech* New Horizons, hope this helps

[@Starvingmetheartist]

Human: remind me to tell you the difference between edible and nontoxic...

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

3:20 HELLO???? I want to learn how Adeline paints and I will happily paint 1-ups for Kirby. *Where is it* 6:00 ... The only worse news would be about Dr who existing.

[@lunareclipse4084]

Not sure if anyone else mentioned this, but their concern after accidentally mentally breaking one of the humans is both hilarious and adorable

[@seanmcfadden3712]

Guru : NAAAIIIILLLL!!! Do we have a visitor? Nail : It's another one of Earth's "KZbinrs" who read Tumblr posts. Guru : Oh God! Not another one. P.M.Seymour : A... Another one? Bettina Levy and Michaela Laws : Hi.

[@MMothmanIrl]

If the aliens tell me my ocs universe is actually real im hopping over there and never returning to earth

[@MMothmanIrl]

ever truer

[@danieldieste9905]

2:50 an exoskeleton does good against sharp damage but can be pretty useless against blunt damage. Fat and skin is the entire opposite. I'd also reckon growing with an exoskeleton is quite the hassle.

[@GhostBear3067]

2:44- I am reminded of the guy I transported in my ambulance who got stabbed in a failed car jacking but was not seriously injured because he was too fat for the knife to reach anything vital. According to the CT people at the ER it did get within a few millimeters of piercing his liver, though.

[@Mark73]

Honestly, humans have created so many fantasy and sci-fi creatures throughout games and movies and TV shows, it would be surprising if none of them actually matched something that existed out in the universe.

[@elisemelinn9176]

This raises questions in universe, lol. Are we accurately portraying these species because: a) Pure coincidence b) We are somehow accidentally rewriting reality so these species have always or spontaneously popped into existence c) Our species has some mild random form of omnipotence that we can't control which gives us the knowledge of these alien species

[@TheKoriKasai]

I'm so glad you used mystical adventure over any of the Z ones

[@PMSeymour]

It’s my favorite

[@TheKoriKasai]

@@PMSeymour It's my favorite too!

[@Whitewing89]

Humans are orcs without all the movie makeup.

[@azeroth2994]

Or the reality bending powers

[@Whitewing89]

@@azeroth2994 that's only in 40k. -_-

[@Smartfmella69]

First X parasite now Kraid!

[@fionngallagher2754]

Alien: Human what is this Five nights at Freddy’s movie I’ve been seeing as you say ‘blow up’ on the internet? Human: Oh so you just found out about Fnaf Alien: yes anyway what is it about I’ve been seeing clips of people’s parents looking shocked at something called ‘a springlock failure’ but they look excited please explain Human: sighing you might want to sit down this is going to take a while *Five hours later* Alien: So let me get this straight this William Afton found the key to immortality all because he shoved children into robot animal humanoids or as you call them ‘animatronics’ then some time later he destroyed them leading to him getting springlocked but some believe it is his eldest son Michael Afton who accidentally killed his brother with another one of these Springlock suits, am I correct? Human: Eh more or less Alien: sighing then muttering This is more complicated then figuring out time travel Human: what did you say? Alien: **NOTHING**

[@TheKeller101]

"It's edible why not eat" A great disturbance was felt as vegans everywhere cried in rage

[@bloodstreak2001]

Alien and the Transformers A: human what are you doing? H: cleaning up my transformers toys why. A: transformers? Isn't that used to provide electricity? H: yes but no. I'm talking about giant alien robot I can turn into vehicles, beasts, and weapons. The toys that start around the 80s. A: that sounds familiar. Can you tell me more. H: Sure there the Autobots the good guys and the Decepticon the bad guys. A: there home planet would have been named Cybertron would it. H: yes how did you know. A: ... H: ... H: there real aren't they. A: yeah. H: fighting for a few million years. A: yes they did. H: did? A: we have records of them and certain parts of space completely off limits because of them. H: wait does that does that mean they're on Earth! A: what don't be ridiculous are scanners would have gone off if we find one. We haven't seen any in your 10000 earth years. (Scanners goes off pulls up picture of the Autobot Ark ship in an active volcano) A: oh. H: I knew it!

[@matthewsimmons9277]

That would also mean primus and unicron are real…

[@jordanhunter3375]

A: We have wormsign the size of which not even Jhen Mohran has seen!

[@streetlamploser]

Dyskorde: Nuh uh no way is Nerva gonna eat my salt lamp I will fight him.

[@hamster_in_a_wheel_8099]

OK I WENT DOWN A LITTLE RABBIT HOLE FOR THE ODDS MEANING PROBABILITY AND LUCK AND IM LIKE 60% SURE ITS BECAUSE 'Not even" = Uneven = Inequality = ??? = Profit. It probably went to meaning luck from there. It took me a bit to get to the wikipage which while nice isnt quite 100% accurate but makes sense. Damn the Aliens for being confused in totally reasonable ways

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

HOW WILL ALIENS REACT TO A COMMAND BLOCK ((((show them Minecraft or Minecraft Story Modeeeeeee)))) Or better yet, show them hollow knight Or undertale Or other kirby games OR AMONGUS *starts foaming at the mouth*

[@elliotgandersen]

I love the dynamics between these two. Good friends.

[@Democho]

New alien orc sace human yessss content

[@MMothmanIrl]

I WAS WRONG ON A PREVIOUS VID this was the video that made me discover your stuff, thanks for (indirectly) helping me a ton over the past 6 months ^_^

[@Smok_Argus]

I love this series so much :)

[@luisrosado7050]

1:23 H: actually our language has a lot of overlap, one word can have multiple meanings depending on the context

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

Introducing an alien into Touhou Project via the games might be tougher than a human, but if you introduce them to the lore and characters-- The fanworks are gonna get them on the bandwagon

[@mikakestudios5891]

2:31 actually trueish. Roman gladiators would carboload so that they built up a layer of fat on their torso that made them easier for the spectators to see and harder to take a fatal blow.

[@Ren-Yamato]

The idea that our game and animes and movies somehow PERFECTLY and ACCURATELY portraits alien species is so funny for some reason

[@pbjellysand]

Can we have a fanart contest for what people think the alien looks like or did we already do that

[@JG-vh1xc]

2:11 me, spotted 🫵

[@joeblack6379]

I was expecting Alien: "Oh, you know." *shows live-feed* Kanassans (ALL OF THEM): "We Can See The Future!" Human: *shudders uncontrollably* "Kill. It. With. Fire?" Alien: "Oh, come on, human. You heard Vegeta." Human: "What?" Alien: "They grew back."

[@estebanramirez1178]

You are goated for using the OG Dragonball intro music.

[@Metrocysh]

I really enjoy these alien-human dynamics in media, it's so silly lol! Very sweet voice acting! H: ...and the scraps you collected are sold so you can meet the quota. A: Hm... They even got the name right... H: What? A: The game. "Lethal Company". H: IS THIS A REAL THING TOO? A: Well SOMEONE has to do the job, human.

[@kitsune_forest]

fuck yes imma go collect the dragon balls

[@filipemartinho1753]

What's the catch? Taxes.

[@ProfessionalDumbss]

Oh ya we space orc

[@darkhawkthebad]

Thank you for using my Kraid one :) i plan to submit more whenever possible

[@FpeFightersDrawer]

A:human what is this thing called "godzilla"? H:oh its basically a franchise about a nuclear lizard fighting his enemies A:how did they get species 1954,1972,1994,1964,1991 and 2019 accurate except for the size of course because they are way smaller in our planet,mainly 1-7 meters tall H:wait,WHAT?THEY EXIST? A:yeah and we mainly use them as farm animals and transport. H:which one? A:the yellow dragon and the blue lizard with crystals on his shoulder is the transport, the green cyborg space chicken is the farm animal and the nuclear lizard is a pet lizard for us H:can i get the nuclear lizard please? A:sorry but no because they are way too big and will dry your wallet for a food that can kill you because of its radiation. H:awwwwwwww :(

[@dinodude8899]

@@FpeFightersDrawer okay, but the idea of Ghidora and Spacegodzilla being transportation is hilarious.

[@FpeFightersDrawer]

@@dinodude8899 yes

[@zekeram129]

Kirby being eight inches tall is a *FUCKING LIE.* In Kirby and the Forgotten Land, there's a sign of completely normal size proportional to Kirby that in the Forgotten Land cipher reads something along the lines of "MUST BE BETWEEN 90 and 190 CM TO RIDE". Kirby is not an ant next to this sign. "So they retconned it later then?" NO. In Kirby's Dream Land 3 Samus Aran shows up and her presence is canon because you're required to engage with her to get the canon ending, and Kirby's like up to her knees. Samus is consistently portrayed within her games to be around the 6' mark. Additionally, Adeline is a real-ass human child. It can be plainly seen that she is not a titan in comparison to Kirby. I don't know _why_ Sakurai keeps throwing that bogus number around, because even in games HE WAS INVOLVED IN, it's PAINFULLY obvious that it's not true.

[@coolguy5133]

Alien 👽: Human, can you explain these Vtubers to me? Human: [ proceeds to give a well-informed lecture on Vtubers and why someone would like being a semi-lewd anime uwu catgirl on the internet]. Alien 👽: I see.

[@emanwonkon2205]

*Shows alien multiple pictures of pokemon* THESE!! DO THESE EXIST?! I WANT THESE.

[@daleknewvegas45]

next time on "my alien roommate" the human convices alien buddy to watch "chicken little"

[@SelfProclaimedGorl]

I can’t believe that they added my continuation to my flat earth post but not my flat earth post smh my head my head 😔

[@thomass2505]

Okay okay, mind me asking for an explanation for the odds thing? I'm not sure I quite understand the joke

[@PMSeymour]

Nerva is confusing odds as in probability over odds the number type

[@thomass2505]

@@PMSeymour ah that's what I was thinking, thank you thank you. I over thought then. Thanks again :)

[@fishyboi2132]

Now I want to see the aliens from Godzilla be mentioned