Hunter Gatherer | Chapo Trap House

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Episode 644 - Hunter Gatherer (7/11/22)
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The boys mourn the loss of former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and reflect on his life and career and speculate as to why someone smoked his ass with a 2-liter pepsi and pack of Mentos. They then discuss Elon "Mr. Too Damn Follow Through" Musk's backing out of buying Twitter, Hunter Biden's latest antics, and President Brandon's cratering approval rating.
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[@Fluxquark]

As a Dutch person of the name Krelis Joop Paardekooper I would like to formally apologise to Felix for the behaviour of my fellow countrymen online. We love Elon Musk both for his profoundly inspired engineering vision (sadly the EU will not permit us to die in electric battery fires in a small tunnel) and his sexy Afrikaner accent which reminds us of our beautiful language. To prove I, a committed Chapo foot soldier, really am sorry I will commit our local variant of sepukku (cycling into the sea with a belly full of pickled herring).

[@GreenEarth20]

wow what a comment

[@colemcmullen3904]

I love that they interviewed some random Japanese guy afterwards and when they asked him what he thought about Abe he said, "He had his own ideas." Which is the quintessential Japanese way of saying that he believed fucking insane things.

[@noahwoods9102]

The Adam Friedland Show brought me here

[@micahrogers7536]

Chapo’s the best

[@TennesseeJed]

You have now shifted your paradigm into high gear.

[@iwantsomecookies08]

TAFS killed my father

[@Kid_Ikaris]

@@iwantsomecookies08 your father was a traitor to the cause

[@JoshuaWillis89]

Welcome

[@freakyzed8467]

Say what you want, but Abe is with his ancestors now, and they welcomed him for the work he did. Of course, his ancestors were monsters as well.

[@berdyderg900]

Rip bozo*

[@xXprettyxkittyXx]

The fact that the first POC/woman VP was Kamala Harris will never not make me mad. This must be how British leftists feel about Thatcher.

[@mj.l]

i don’t think that really matters to them. their head of state had been a woman for over 25 years prior to her taking over

[@darraghodonovan]

that's not exactly how they feel about Thatcher, but yeah

[@xXprettyxkittyXx]

@@mj.l unfortunately the only thing I know about the Thatcher era is from my QAnon’d father “she was the best thing that ever happened to Britain and libs are just mad the first woman was Conservative.” You know the spiel.

[@darraghodonovan]

@@xXprettyxkittyXx it's certainly an opinion that some people have alright

[@kero64]

When I think of her its more a sort of wordless red mist.

[@technologic21]

"Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow! For this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, the symbol for the Prophet of Atom!"

[@nicolev2028]

What a week, I knew this was gonna be a pure feast for the Chapo boys.

[@uncletoogie]

Unit 731 reference from Chapo - it's why we listen

[@Saramusvasque2838]

Been a while since there was an episode like this where I can vibe listening to while doing yardwork

[@nicolev2028]

“Boys Night Out We’re Feeding Koi Fish!”

[@PR0MAN01]

Hunter can't keep getting away with being the sexiest Democrat alive.

[@Mannydamon]

That goes to Chuck Schumer, that voice and those glasses...

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

SMH, everyone's sleeping on Barney Frank and his protruding nipples. Very very disrespectful.

[@nicoles3166]

fr tho it’s not okay! we need hotter dems

[@ericcarabetta1161]

Abe got killed with a prison gun, it's only slightly more advanced than a potato gun.

[@qwerty6574]

Gun control lol Brilliant

[@juliettedemaso7588]

Guys come on, have some dignity. A Tab can? No, a Ramune soda. And those were Borderlands guns. Step it up.

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

Give me some time and maybe I could come up with a funnier sequence of events than Biden using his incumbency to prevail in the 2024 presidential primary and beating Trump again, with the result that Trump might try for a nonconsecutive term in 2028 at the age of 82. Imagine what Trump is going to be like at 82. I just can't think of anything funnier right now.

[@ince55ant]

i hope this happens and they Weekend at Bernie's him when he dies right before the second term starts. Like Don Jr. just puppeteering his dead dad to the rapturous applause of sycophants. AI photogeneration will be crazy by then so maybe they'll just deep fake the whole thing but that would be disappointing...

[@berdyderg900]

I'm getting more and more convinced it'll be trump (vs de Santos) vs Hillary/bootyjudge in the clusterfuck that america deserves to go out with

[@GreenEarth20]

1:04:00 "you'd have to be really good at table topping", underrated joke from Felix

[@Hud23]

GOOF is a Canadian prison slang. Because prisoners swear constantly, GOOF is how you know its serious. Pedos and rats get called it.

[@nicanornunez9787]

What about Goofy?

[@Hud23]

@@nicanornunez9787 Is Goofy a goof? Or is Goofy okay to say. No and then yes.

[@xXprettyxkittyXx]

The internet must suck for Canadians rn since “goof” and “goofy” are trending now

[@Hud23]

@@xXprettyxkittyXx We like it!

[@suntanlo-shun1809]

Biden assembling furniture? Chapo on fire these last episodes, respect.

[@MoxyCaldwell]

Felix really did the Dutch bit from Austin Powers 3

[@buttoningbenjamin5687]

"If we don't figure out self driving this just becomes the next ebaumsworld."

[@UntilYouCollapse]

Chicago-Los Angeles-Ft Lauderdale? What a terrible tour.

[@berdyderg900]

Yeah wtf is that? I'll just go see trueanon I guess

[@joshuamarx8209]

Dog shit to be sure.. Who the fuck are these dickshiners, Led Zeppelin? At least I'm in Milwaukee, feel for fans living just about any other US city..

[@adameanglin]

Gregory Peck starred as MacArthur in MacArthur. The Moonies financed Inchon, which starred Laurence Olivier as MacArthur.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

One of my favorite cinemasnob episodes. So inexplicable

[@adameanglin]

@@Backinblackbunny009 Oh wow, I had no idea he did that one.

[@twojstary6666]

Damn felix went really hard on Dutch people well since we on the topic can ya speak on ducth farmers going hard in the paint cuz like i dont know wtf is going on there

[@Virtuoso191]

The most dirtbag episode yet. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@azure5644]

Hey Chris, I know you read the comments. What’s the name of the song you put at the end of this episode? It sounds really good.

[@Chr0nicallyILL]

Listening to this ep 2 years later knowing trump and jd Vance are the ones who might actually lose to Kamala and Walz. Once again the Chapos’ and Hasan’s political instincts are vindicated

[@Kolla965]

They were right Biden did lose the dems the election and he was senile.

[@seanearlbeard279]

welp

[@Chr0nicallyILL]

@ hey I’m not a political analyst. I’m just a dumb guy

[@olmy5297]

@@Chr0nicallyILLreal as fuck

[@zsshamalama]

What was the song at the end?

[@ballz4kidz]

Mdou Moctar - "Ya Habibti" kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5ralKGDjsuWaLs

[@RIP_Greedo]

We need a Doug Emhoff / Todd Palin teamup.

[@gangofgreenhorns2672]

54:10 She tested positive for COVID in April and I honestly think it scrambled her brain some.

[@AloisWeimar]

you goof hosers

[@mrplinkett4429]

Slapo scrap mouse.

[@DarkAlley92]

Dawg “Goof“ is fucking real here, that shits on par with the N-word

[@justcommenting4981]

Northy?

[@howwitty]

I like napping

[@hericiumcoralloides5025]

In Quebec we use the G-word openly in french sentences because it doesn't hold the same historical weight as in english. You'll hear G-bombs on the radio and TV here, like it ain't no thing! (Jokes aside, english swear-words are actually widely tolerated in french media)

[@Slangtalker07]

The Adam Friedland show is the single most politically influential internet show period.These Brooklyn Nihilistic Socialist can only WISH to make as much of a change in the world.

[@buckocrooks]

I'm gay

[@GhoulishGourd]

What’s the outtro track?

[@maximus9812]

Ya Habibti by Mdou Moctar

[@GhoulishGourd]

@@maximus9812 Appreciate it!

[@Lithandrill]

@@maximus9812 God's work. 🙏

[@richardsawicki8521]

A true ninja could have melted back into the shadows and it would be a VERY "Japanese" thing to do !

[@bobbie3713]

8:54 this is fire

[@forstudentpower]

Has Matt been re-watching Game of Thrones? These references... 😮‍💨

[@squeeeebii-kb9xm]

I'm rewatching it tho, so I don't mind it

[@marcusb6601]

Gavin Newsom is gonna run

[@sugar_walls]

get greg proops on

[@thepewbroswreeo5126]

I disagree.

[@Will_Moffett]

Stop with the Pritzker talk. For one thing it's never happening and it's weird you can't see that. Also what is an exemplary neoliberal like him going to do for anyone anyway? Just face the fact that we are entering an era where horse race talk is like fixing a meal out of the more intact portions of a diarrhea; you can't stomach the thought of whats going to happen and it has minimal nutritional value.

[@joshuamarx8209]

You clearly should care less anyways bud.

[@Will_Moffett]

@@joshuamarx8209 Thank for caring enough to say that.

[@yellowbeard1]

From what I remember Chapo sometimes fixated on weird things or people that aren’t really relevant. I’m not sure how much of this is a but or what level of irony they are operating on but I feel like this isn’t a new thing for Chapo

[@Will_Moffett]

@@yellowbeard1 Yeah my post is less light hearted than how I meant it. Chapo are the best humorists around and you can't be the best at everything. Knowing more history and political philosophy than any mainstream political humorist and being also way funnier than all of them is sufficiently impressive. Most of the more entertaining people on LeftTube couldn't see the inherent non viability of Yang or Gabbard, for example, but we still love em.

[@joshuamarx8209]

No 🐕 in Kamala.. She might 🦆 but I doubt it..

[@ARV1999]

How much does a ticket to the live show cost? specifically the LA one

[@qwerty6574]

More than Chapo fans can afford lol

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

@@qwerty6574 you made a comment about people in the comment section coping and your the only person here whose seething to multiple people. You should chill out and smoke some with Hunter

[@seneris]

Come to the Southwest

[@David-tl6ix]

Lol why do they try to sell pritzker so hard, he has way less national appeal than even gruesome gavin

[@OstrichRidingCowboy]

#2000koifish

[@mrplinkett4429]

Burst

[@anthonysanfilipo9833]

Where is your Rise of Skywalker review bro. How many more pizza rolls til you're done editing?

[@mrplinkett4429]

still trying to blackmail disney into giving me the rights

[@harryworth4824]

You guys should have Adam Something on as a guest

[@juliettedemaso7588]

No

[@nmeister007]

No

[@zeta7920]

lmao

[@spencerpalmer5200]

adam 22?

[@bengallup9321]

Azov Something / Adam Waffen

[@SUPERBURLBOYROY]

Have you ever read the second amendment?

[@freakyzed8467]

I have. And I served on tanks in the Army. Gun control is completely legal and supported by the 2nd Amendment.

[@SUPERBURLBOYROY]

@@freakyzed8467 thought you was a sailor and no the second amendment doesn't restrict gun ownership

[@SUPERBURLBOYROY]

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

[@andrewrivera1054]

Ever read 'How to commit a successful suicide' by Thomas James?

[@zztopfan5201]

Thank you for your service to Lockheed Martin.

[@Joebethere7]

Killing someone is never funny. you guys are sick

[@JustSomePerson8]

Unless its hitler. Plus Whos laughing?

[@thepants1450]

Lmao

[@thepants1450]

Shinzo Abe was sicker

[@nicanornunez9787]

What about Hitler's grand son? Probably not unless he dies in a funny way like David Carradine, or slip with a banana slip

[@GreenEarth20]

He used a dollar general gun so it's pretty funny.

[@qwerty6574]

This was the most significant cope I've ever witnessed. Imagine the mountains of antidepressants required to run CTH.

[@TheSonicSpud]

cope is the new triggered

[@kaiserschnitzel89]

I'm sorry that you can't get it up unless someone says 'libtard.'

[@Holden.Tudiks]

Very cool, thank you for sharing your opinion on the internet today

[@leodelgadocaula]

coping about what, dude?

[@qwerty6574]

*Strong residual cope detected*

[@williamshears9953]

Hickeemoridomme