Husband Life | Don McMillan Comedy

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Don McMillan

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@mellowfellow6816 9 ай бұрын

The only comedian, no, human to ever use powerpoint properly

@solidstate9451 6 ай бұрын

Nico Semsrott is great, too. kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3e0gZSEaLifrdU

@alanm.4298 9 ай бұрын

When she was a toddler and was told "no" by her mother, my oldest stepdaughter would throw a hissy fit and repeatedly hit her head on a chair cushion. One time she miscalculated with the wrong chair, caught a wooden armrest, and gave herself a rather nasty black eye. A day or two later, while shopping, a sales clerk asked, "Oh honey, how did you get that black eye?" Her response, "Mommy did it." Small miracle, my wife wasn't arrested for child abuse!

@jamesmaass8929 9 ай бұрын

So much wisdom regarding the husband / wife relationship. Hilarious but truthful.

@Imnotplayinganymore 8 ай бұрын

The pie charts about thought distribution are accurate. What we men have to understand is that while we think about one thing at a time, women think about everything all at once. It's a talent we cannot comprehend or master but it's critical to acknowledge.

@tuseroni6085 8 ай бұрын

thinking about everything at once is basically thinking about nothing. it's a mile wide and a thimble deep.

@Matt123a 7 ай бұрын

Talent? Yeah, about that.

@bozhidarmihaylov 6 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂 Me: Hi Honey, what are you doing 😊 She: Thinking.. - About? - hmmmmm… 😂

@matsv201 6 ай бұрын

What I was thinking "he is thinking about sex, but not his wife"

@OrangeDurito 6 ай бұрын

@@matsv201Hahaha I think you’re onto something here 😂😂

@ilangilang7185 9 ай бұрын

Laughing from the other side of the globe. Thank you Dom. You are the best.

@cogboy302 9 ай бұрын

Side of the globe? Eh? I had just about wrapped my head around the possibility of the earth being flat, seeing as the Flerfers keep telling us all it is flat because they believe it is. Nevermind them using anything as scientific as, well, science. Now you're telling me it has sides? Is it a cube, or could it be a dodecahedron? What next? Will sone lunatic decide it's shaped like a giant hemarrhoid cushion?

@paulmartin2348 Ай бұрын

@@cogboy302 Please go away. Forever.

@briandeschene8424 9 ай бұрын

Your wife’s pie chart with all those high % values reminds me of a line from the one-man play Defending The Caveman: “Women are not bound by logic.” At first some in the audience react like it’s an insult. The actor in turn goes on to explain it is a compliment: “Men *are* bound by logic.” Which means they are trapped and cannot escape it. Whereas women do not suffer from this as a limitation.

@ChessJourneyman 8 ай бұрын

You can be an idiot and do something stupid because you are not blessed, excuse me, bound by common sense. A woman doing a shitty job with a ball and a hoop on a small court shamelessly demands a man doing an outstanding job with a bigger ball on a bigger court to take a pay cut to secure her salary.

@OrangeDurito 6 ай бұрын

They may not be bound by logic but they are firmly rooted in reality which makes it frustrating at times because they cannot imagine what you are trying for them to imagine and shot your hypothetical world building down.

@peterkoch3777 5 ай бұрын

Girl math😂❤

@ericsimonson8540 6 ай бұрын

Male translator is spot on…😂

@JustinCase807 5 ай бұрын

I first learned I was a geek because I find this guy hilarious

@johnmckown1267 9 ай бұрын

UGT -- Don's equivalent of the Babblefish

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant and very funny as always :)

@billschiller6649 8 ай бұрын

That was me, I was told by my dad. Where ever your head went, you followed.

@laurendoe168 8 ай бұрын

Women multitask. All those percentages in the pie chart are accurate - we're thinking of at least three things at any given moment.

@larryselkirk426 9 ай бұрын

I like the tie.

@wayneyadams 2 ай бұрын

The 80% pie chart reminds of a joke where the person invests half his money in A, half in B, and half in C, Or some such thing where he has a 1/2, 1/2, 1/2 distribution.

@Krypto_Knight_33 9 ай бұрын

That’s all SOOOOO true!

@eldonhoward7925 9 ай бұрын

Too funny! 😂😂😂

@cortedemico 6 ай бұрын

2:42 i am hoping you put a red bow on that pac man to make mrs pac man..

@Chris-ut6eq 3 ай бұрын

Wife's pie chart is emotional math. It has no logic but is always upsetting if wrongly interpreted.

@bozhidarmihaylov 6 ай бұрын

😂 with a Baby Spec Sheet 😂

@mikehartman5326 9 ай бұрын

Good stuff.

@virtual-adam 9 ай бұрын

The 2024 version of the U.G.T. would need to be a real complex device 😵‍💫

@jcmee91 7 ай бұрын

At that point the models would be "pants wearer to non pants wearer" and "non pants wearer to pants wearer".

@silvermeasuringspoons6462 7 ай бұрын

Start with "what bloody hell are you?" Then "what wrong with you?"

@theophaniai9292 3 ай бұрын

He really is funny and a accurate 🤣

@phanibhushantholeti9446 Ай бұрын

Only correction would be that men think nothing for about 5-10% of the time. And by nothing, we mean nothing

@laurendoe168 8 ай бұрын

In case you hadn't noticed, that child turns 21 this June 13. Be sure to send a birthday card!

@crabbypapa3862 7 ай бұрын

I told my wife that I can only do three things at once. Breathing, walking, and seeing where I'm going. Anything else is Iffy. Holding her leaves me, standing, breathing, then, usually, thinking of sex.

@skydude7682 9 ай бұрын

Same thing with my wife 48 hours just to have an emergency C section.

@zevfarkas5120 9 ай бұрын

I'd like to order two.

@mikaelmartinsson4803 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ng-marc 3 ай бұрын

#Truth

@zakuraayame5091 3 ай бұрын

M-F-M translator ... that is why a lot of men don't want relationships any longer; no reason to willingly be gaslit every day

@joyceogwe3272 9 ай бұрын

The tale of two brains... Most women actually think about everything the whole time simultaneously. So yes, you 80% of the time, the kids 80% of the time, and any other key interest 80% of the time... 😁

@ChessJourneyman 8 ай бұрын

Women are no more capable at multitasking or thinking about multiple things at the same time. In fact, men outclass women in any competition with multitasking elements. Why? That's a good question.

@uikmnhj4me 6 ай бұрын

@@ChessJourneymanentirely depends on which kind of multitasking you’re talking about. There are reputable studies from good sources that suggest men being better at certain things like multitasking in video games or manual things that require a lot of switching gears, while women are better at multitasking when it comes to anything communication or information related, switching mental gears. Who has the edge entirely depends on which parts of the brain are being engaged. Which makes perfect sense, because we are wired very differently.

@deathybrs 9 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, in 4 months, your son will be legal to drink. How time flies.

@williamthethespian Ай бұрын

Spooky....

@MrDannyDetail Ай бұрын

I'm not sure if I'm thinking too deeply about it, or if it was perhaps the whole joke, but I think his wife's main problem with his 'what I think about' pie chart would have been that 'wife' and 'sex' were mutually exclusive.