I Can't Believe Someone is This Dumb

[@boredcryptek5513]

The defendant's sudden realization and the lawyer's utter lack of knowing what to even try to do to help the defendant.

[@mememaster695]

There's nothing you can do at that point. Sometimes a client is so obviously guilty that the best you could possibly do is try to argue for a lighter sentence.

[@brunomartinello1114]

Actually she could ask her client this question: "You know you shouldn't be driving except if some health emergency was going on and you had no coice, right?" If he was smart he would use her question and lie about some health emergency that forced him to drive.

[@yahnaur]

@@brunomartinello1114 did it look like he was in a health emergency????

[@takhideous6360]

@@brunomartinello1114hi bruno this is not something legally acceptable to do in court and would most certainly draw an objection from the prosecution

[@emstink]

​@@brunomartinello1114 You cannot use leading questions in court to lead your client into the right answers. If she asked that the prosecution and judge would be very unimpressed and he would not be allowed to answer it.

[@robiguzman8529]

The silence in the zoom as everyone processes what he just did is deafening

[@räaaaaaahdd]

@MohWer_UTTPsame bro 😎

[@räaaaaaahdd]

@MohWer_UTTPagreed 👍

[@Lem.ons_]

@MohWer_UTTPwhat do you even get out of the rage bait 😭🙏

[@alexbush714]

@@Lem.ons_ his account reported a million times, and his trust score tanking with KZbin, I guess. lol.

[@raider360X_sot]

@MohWer_UTTP LMAO rage bait has to make people mad for it to work

[@kierankane1160]

I feel so bad for his lawyer dude, she probably had a whole thing planned out too

[@crypti1c]

"alright corey, i got this figured out, you can get your license back, just don't open the zoom app while drivi-" corey: 1:57

[@dvstincovlter2451]

W pfp

[@Remls]

5:50 "Mr Harris I'll be giving you a call" man I'd do anything to listen in to that conversation lmfao

[@Materialist39]

This is an average day for a public defender. I am not exaggerating, every single one of them has stories similar to this.

[@DoNotFearTheReapa]

@@Remls It would've been her just explaining in simple terms what just happened. She's a public attorney, it's her job to defend hundreds of people like this every day. It is not a sitcom.

[@CircusofPython]

New info came out: the state fucked up and was supposed to lift the suspension on his license 2 years ago. So he actually didn’t know his license was suspended.

[@eehlohluell]

Oh fr? I'll have to look it up when I have the time. Is there a title for that info? Or how to look it up? I can probably dig for it, but if you could help on that I'd appreciate it!

[@DarthSidian]

Poor bastard LMAO

[@Samuel_Butin]

Phillip DeFranco did an update. Just search Phillip DeFranco Corey Harris.

[@eehlohluell]

@@Samuel_Butin thanks!

[@subparsenpai]

I just found this out today! Yeah, itd be so neat if Charlie could walk it back a little so we can laugh at the real villain in the plot: the Justice system’s clerical errors :,( Edit: why must the world punish those with empathy

[@exiletheblank]

The judge's facial expression really shows he knows where this is going and how it's gonna end LMAO

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate lit cigarettes in a video 💪🚬

[@dankmouse632]

Why are both of the bots obese

[@specializedchemicals6669]

ya know i'd rather have the austin and muscle man than the lame ass moh bot

[@noof9794]

^^^ couldnt agree more

[@Idk_Shinobu]

⁠NOT ONLY IS THIS BOT ANNOYING BUT ITS RACIST AS WELL!? 😨🫢

[@jojomations2596]

Judge frowned like a disappointed father

[@dovahdog0]

The judge literally was like 😠

[@TaeSunWoo]

Those are honestly the best type of judges

[@Yuh_zhimmy]

wtf is up with these bots....

[@FleshyMammal430]

80% of them aren't even bots, but kids pretending to be bots for attention ​@Yuh_zhimmy

[@electroninja7419]

@@FleshyMammal430no actually. They all have the same pfp, almost exact same style of text copy and pasted over every popular comment, kids aren’t this starved for attention. They will beg for likes, but they don’t pretend to be bots.

[@Breeze-_-]

I love how the judge was holding back laughter because that's just so unbelievably dumb LMAOO

[@bartholomew1096]

​@MohWer_UTTPdegenerate behavior

[@GooseLukeBruh]

@MohWer_UTTP shut up kid 😭🙏

[@Breeze-_-]

the bot epidemic is really bad holy

[@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is]

​@@Breeze-_-youtube is in the state of shadow banning comments that contain swears but won't do shit to anyone sluring

[@Idk_Shinobu]

@@GooseLukeBruh It’s not a kid. There’s been a bot epidemic lately.

[@FatMetalDaddy]

The dudes mouth slowly dropping as he realizes how bad he messed up is hilarious.

[@AlexandraSpeaks]

His lisence isn't suspended the court is shit at what it does

[@catghetti3897]

@@AlexandraSpeaks the judge said his records said his license is suspended, then the guy's lawyer confirmed it to be true.

[@jaytico5835]

The “oh my god…” at the end of the

[@roblowe8295]

@@catghetti3897then his lawyer needs to get sued for malpractice.

[@catghetti3897]

@@roblowe8295 New video just dropped, so his license got suspended for not paying child support? That's stupid. Still a silly situation though.

[@liaojendyk9167]

That judge looked about ready to say "Brother, are you for real?" He was so done lmao

[@Tommy9834]

I don't know, I think he was pass the point of saying "Brother", I think he was about to make good use of his Black card.

[@deeznutz5248]

These bots go insaneo style

[@Leef95]

​@DennisGarciaUTTPSo do I bro, you're not special 🙄

[@ixtc]

@@Leef95 fr, bro thinks hes him 🥱🥱

[@jonnyt5118]

@DennisGarciaUTTPwhen yt cares more about bot comments than my comments 🥸

[@novastanswhitneyhouston]

Doing the crime WHILST being on trial is peak comedy. Like imagine getting charged for murder while killing someone

[@shenxi]

@@sidneyregeer8694 It certainly can be if you do it the right way.

[@lars7747]

there was a trial during covid about domestic assault where the victime and suspect were in the same house on the zoom call right after the abuse. easiest trial ever, judge just told the suspect to stay in view of the camera as police raided their house

[@tempname8263]

Bruh, you don't need to make an analogy, when that analogy is equally ridiculous

[@SilverBluud]

​@MohWer_UTTP L + ratio + no life + bot

[@weisilber8957]

​@@sidneyregeer8694 not the murdering, but the situation.

[@therealxanadu7090]

The "oh my god" tells me he did not realize he fucked up until after the judge sentenced him

[@RL-]

​@UTTP134 23 subs. It's going well then.

[@zg3342]

Lots of time you just end up with another order to appear ticket and extend your punishment for driving while suspended. You aren’t supposed to actually do it in front of the judge it’s like pleading guilty, you end up getting a much harsher punishment.

[@jash6348]

@UTTP134 hilarious that youtube auto filters mild insults and swear words yet filth like you get away with it every time

[@michaeljenkins178]

​@RL- unfortunately yes. Cause he's now at 25 in just 1 hour.. Hes somehow gained 2 followers from this.. its working.. slowly.. but it is..

[@enigmaticnasser9335]

@@RL- don't even give them attention just report them

[@torm0]

Even Saul Goodman couldn't get him out of this one.

[@Supreamegamer]

All Saul would have to do is inform the judge his license was actually reinstated in 2022...

[@nandoman4769]

“Your honor he’s just playing a driving simulator. Who among us doesn’t have a physical driving sim rig in their home?”

[@lifedeather]

But it’s Saul Goodman

[@torm0]

@@Supreamegamer I stand corrected. Saul came through.

[@some_gaming]

@@Supreamegamer the judge will counter by saying Corey never had a license to begin with…

[@spencers8771]

Even if his license wasn't suspended, judges disapprove of appearing in a Zoom court session while driving or engaging in ANY activity that could distract from the call. This is next level

[@imanoldurango8213]

Judges disapprove of you nodding instead of saying yes or no 🤣 he may as well be spitting in their faces

[@thefinal9923]

That's another hilarious part. If he had done this for basically any crime whatsoever, I imagine that he would have been harshly reprimanded and ordered to pull over immediately. The fact that the whole case was for his suspended license is icing on the cake

[@KenobiStark1]

This guy was acting like everyone’s just waiting on him haha.

[@adlilzafri2322]

So like the guy from Johnny Depp's trial?

[@junkyarddanubis3116]

He really told the judge gimme 1 sec lol

[@Gaming1Doge]

I love how you can see the cogs turning in the lawyer's head when the judge first asks if he was just driving, because you're not just gonna tell the judge that your client is guilty, that's not what the client is paying for. Then the judge asks again, and she just gives up after realizing there is no way she can defend this.

[@DOCTORRGLASS]

Sometimes you gotta just give up

[@vestigials]

She's a public defendant. He wasn't paying her.

[@jadedoptimistt]

Bro got her pressed between admitting he guilty and committing perjury

[@gargamel3393]

My favorite part is when the judge brought up that he was driving, Mr. Harris looked dumbfounded as if he didn't even think about it at all.

[@Jet-ij9zc]

I mean, the guy said himself that he was driving

[@Corqii]

- distracted driving - driving without a license - attending court whilst distracted - attending court whilst distracted via driving DISTRACTED, and driving without a license WHILE ON CALL WITH THE JUDGE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE APPEALING HIS LICENSE

[@magas]

At least he wore his seatbelt! 😂

[@yurilopes420]

actually cant be real

[@ytnukesme1600]

how do you even begin to approach this? as the judge, I mean.

[@Corqii]

@@ytnukesme1600 i imagine he uses the recording of this as evidence against his case and prevents him from renewing his license for a few months, he’d also put a ‘tag’ on his license for the rest of his life indicating that he has a tendency to drive distracted.

[@rbdan]

@@Corqii in reality this all gets dropped and nothing happens after he’s remanded, the bar is so low that showing up gets half your charges dismissed.

[@zoomy_2274]

It turns out the guy was told 2 years ago his license was unsuspected and he was clear to drive so the guy went to jail for 2 days because of a clerical error

[@sglynnphoto]

I heard that too, assuming it’s the same case. What a headache!

[@Termerpores]

Oh boy... I ve got more news for you... hahahaha 😆

[@DylanJamrozy-jb7sr]

Another twist has developed; He never had an active license… so they had nothing to suspend & reinstate. What a story

[@Breeze-_-]

@@DylanJamrozy-jb7sr real lol

[@matthewreibson8852]

Even so like he knew what he was going to court for. Why wouldn't you just take the zoom call at home?

[@CookieButter06]

The “oh my god” of the realization of what he did. I don’t know how you get to that point honestly

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate lit cigarettes in a video 💪🔥🔥

[@clownfrown]

@@MusclemanOnCameobut why though

[@Rissoe_Really]

@@clownfrown we will never know

[@WoogieBoogie0014]

No sense of responsibility

[@RIFTDEMON]

Was just about to say this 😭 the fact he said that while putting himself in that position is crazy. It’s like he forgot what he was even being charged for in the first place 🤣

[@CapnJigglypuff]

“Mr. Harris, I’ll be giving you a call.” I want to hear that call so much.

[@LueLucifer]

​@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTPOmg same 😍

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate lit cigarettes in a video 🚬🔥💪

[@HunterRucker-rn4jj]

@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP you're dad should've wore a condom

[@newsavefile]

These bots bro🤢

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

@@newsavefile I'm not a bot bro

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Really feels like these Zoom court moments are becoming an unexpected source of humor.

[@coolandgood1010]

No shit?

[@epicn]

​@@coolandgood1010 its a bot account

[@SpecialOrder935]

Where you been 😂 Critkal has covered stuff like this before

[@dvdv7777]

"My client pleads stupid, Your Honor."

[@EasyWinking]

for real should we not have places to take care of people like that? who clearly are to stupid to realize whats happening around them?

[@adhirathpatil]

cracked me up

[@MrSqurk]

If I had just done something like this I would completely agree with my lawyer.

[@erinw6120]

Years ago, sat in on a trial in Ann Arbor. Defendant was charged with armed robbery of the gas station my roomie worked at. His accomplice already plead guilty. The guy fired his public defender a third time, and chose to represent himself. Called his cohort to the stand (who shows up in his jail uniform). Asked the "witness", and I quote (as I will never forget), "When we robbed that gas station, was I there?". Three things banged on the judge's bench. His coffee mug, his head, then his gavel, attempting to quiet the room's laughter.

[@E.G.I.L.3D]

@@EasyWinking he knows exactly what he`s doing. he just thinks he can outsmart everyone

[@J-Creek]

I mean come on now bro is literally driving on the phone too

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

Wtf did I just read ????????? 💀

[@dissknots.onyochin]

@@foregroundeclipse8725 bots are now rage-baiting

[@ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839]

Always have been​@@dissknots.onyochin

[@Krishan-ix6mc]

Wtf happening here

[@shinymetagross1666]

@@dissknots.onyochin At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be some elaborate scheme to make the bots so bad that youtube is forced to fix its shit.

[@LeathalIntents]

“Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy”

[@STICKFIGJOHN]

Never has a Badger quote been so relevant 😂

[@maxwellte-scott4436]

My client pleads takesey backsies

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

😂😂😂😂

[@kevray]

“Your honor, you weren’t even there”

[@lifedeather]

Oopsie doopsie

[@lemonlazer5687]

That ‘YES I AM’ when asked about pulling in was more Stanley than Stanley from the office ever was

[@miro_theburger]

avdol !! ??

[@violetvalentine999]

only in the 21st century do we have the luxury of listening to a judge admonish someone in the gallery for "logging into my courtroom with a screen name like that"

[@imran8880]

Such a bewildering and dystopian future

[@gray9606]

@@imran8880future?

[@SoupSultan]

@@imran8880exactly how is a virtual court session dystopian?

[@bluejayryde29]

Judge Middleton also referred to that incident as Mr. 2999 9/10 in one of his videos. 😂

[@g.twaite1636]

@@SoupSultanthe fact that you need it explained to you is even more dystopian

[@Grigorii-j7z]

He wasn't driving. He was traveling.

[@Aubrey2004-j4k]

Wtf

[@SimulatedGoat]

Seeing on a slur in the comments really brings me back to 2015

[@onetwothreefour-s1n]

😂😆

[@OhSeeBarber]

Ah yes, the classic strategy

[@Spacemaaan]

COD comment section?

[@Geneolgia]

Respect to the judge for staying professional and not laughing his ass off, but you can clearly see he was close.

[@Bishop985]

Nice pfp

[@meanbean-qw5rl]

Apparently, they were supposed to lift his suspension back in 2022, but never did. Judge has corrected his mistake

[@BoD-v8p]

Andddddd he didn't even have a license to unsuspend. Have a good time in the county jail

[@PepperOnPatty]

The "Oh my god" reminds me of school when dumb kids would do something they know has consequences, then that's what they sigh out or exclaim upon getting caught and punished as if it's so unfair and unexpected.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪🧻💪

[@Stormfin]

It's more like bemoaning their poor luck.

[@LimeG0ds]

Idk about all that, bro looks completely embarrassed to have done himself like that, more of an "oh my god im such a moron why did i do that" sich, bc bro was definitely not acting defensive or anything, he just accepted his fate lol

[@_V.Va_]

@@LimeG0dsThat man has zero foresight. That's like stealing something and then being surprised you're in trouble for it.

[@LimeG0ds]

@@_V.Va_ im sure he feels the same way about his little fuckup lol

[@ChiliHorse27]

As a legal secretary I agree that Zoom has really spiced up the legal system 🤣

[@StoicVeR]

fr, and we needed a pandemic to expediate the process. Having to travel 100+ miles to get into jurisdiction and a hearing for a specific court case was just insanity. If only we could figure out signatures and notaries for official documents, because trying to get everyone the officiated ogs is still a running gag

[@runaway74]

Yooo legal secretary gang rise up

[@dvnmnd5020]

lol you a secretary bro?

[@runaway74]

@@dvnmnd5020 I don't think you know what it means to be a legal secretary lol

[@dvnmnd5020]

@@runaway74 But you’re a secretary bro 😚

[@pencilstreak9]

my heart goes out to that public defender. what a hell of a story she had to tell when she returned to the office

[@slsthewriter1299]

"and he was drIVING!!"

[@TheQuilavaQueen]

I'd be going for a drink if that happened to me

[@D4M14N1989]

“So how was court today?” “Well my driving on a suspended license client dialed in via zoom while driving. So. Yeah.”

[@marymystery4427]

She tried her best with what she got, unfortunately what she got was an absolute moron lol

[@recreationeer53]

Apparently the court had a clerical error and the suspension on his license had actually been lifted 2 years prior

[@auzziegamer4661]

using phone while driving is illegal anyways

[@lucidattf]

@@auzziegamer4661He was parking

[@toffeelatte6042]

@@lucidattf If your car is in drive, use of a handheld phone is illegal. Even stationary. But it looks like handsfree to me.

[@lucidattf]

@@toffeelatte6042 yes it was

[@bruma5389]

@@toffeelatte6042 not on private property. Only thing they can get you for on private property is reckless driving if others are around, which would be hard to argue in court for this case as they got nothing, or something involving property damage or damage to people. Just like they can’t technically pull you over for running a stop sign if it’s on private property.

[@aguy6098]

How rare is it for a judge to witness evidence first hand Edit: Pee pee poo poo

[@LawWonGaming]

More common than you'd think considering crimes happen at the courthouse. There's a reason most have metal detectors and armed security.

[@esosique5]

Phoenix Wright level nonsense

[@fuddshake]

Only more obvious case is that person who leaped at the judge

[@OliviaLovesPugs]

The same judge (Cedric Simpson) actually also saw a case where a guy in zoom court for drug offences rolled and smoked a blunt on camera, so I’d say it can’t be too rare

[@MrBell-iq3sm]

@@LawWonGaming Sure, but not evidence of what the defendants were accused of.

[@kitfisto1827]

Reminds of a court case where the victim was listing items that were in her purse when it was stolen, and the accused blurted out that that wasn't in the purse.

[@ZeSpaceWolf]

Judge Judy. Loved that bit.

[@chloescherry]

link?? pls

[@kura100]

Please I need to see the sauce. 😂

[@RanVibes]

Can search for: judge Judy dumb and dumber 👍🏼

[@karacrane2269]

@@chloescherrylmao it’s so old but so funny. “There wasn’t an earpiece in there ma’am” like lmfao 😭

[@nonbisco]

Ironically i've seen this exact same judge deal with a guy charged for drug possession or something, and the guy joined the zoom call and lit up a blunt. Poor dude

[@sidneyrester6100]

@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP HI BOT

[@tiffanyh629]

LMAO I don't know if the judge can't catch a break or if his job is easy because of these ppl telling on themselves

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Lmao let me guess, he was in a recreational legal state and that was his excuse? Lol! "But judge, it's legal here so I'm good!"😂

[@LueLucifer]

​@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP Omg same buttfucker9000 😍

[@jackdanson2]

I've seen a bunch of him too, this judge is usually pretty great and fair.

[@colbytr3s124]

The look on the driver’s face at 5:50 kills me every damn time

[@longboardcamify]

Poor attorney. Imagine trying to defend this level of stupidity

[@ignika84]

She probably got to the court office thinking this would be an easy case, but then this whole thing happened.

[@PoppoYoppo]

It seems like she was a public defender, I think she gets paid regardless.

[@uqs57bju]

@@PoppoYoppo she is and she does. It's still sad. No one should have to deal with that level of stupidity.

[@sasalukic669]

Everyone can defend an innocent man.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

​@@PoppoYoppoAll defense attorneys are paid regardless of the outcome. Attorneys cannot work on contingency for criminal cases.

[@jdsotuyo7317]

This is equivalent to getting a DUI while having a beer bottle in your hand

[@大]

skibidi better

[@marzin0mbk]

This was somehow more bizarre though! 😬

[@omamuzoobemure1260]

@MohWer_UTTP FBI LA POLICIA CIA! Check this man's hard drive

[@The_Thulhu]

​@@omamuzoobemure1260 It's bait, report for graphic violence and hopefully KZbin will bless us with their thumb out their ass.

[@Alejandra-cv7rj]

Yes please check that man he's saying some disturbing shit

[@larrabie7436]

This public defender spent years studying diligently to become a lawyer only for her client to immediately throw the case out the window before she even had a chance to defend him.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

Nah, she's used to that. Being a public defender is intending to do something selfless for your community, but then constantly taking it on the chin.

[@alekvillarreal3470]

She really had no chance here 😔

[@JK-nq1dl]

@@alekvillarreal3470She did though. The suspension was over 2 years ago but she didn’t read his file.

[@JK-nq1dl]

@@jessjess23brooks89Mayne that’s why she didn’t bother to read his file and see it was a clerical error.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

@@JK-nq1dl 🤷 they get paid peanuts. It doesn't always attract the best lawyers, but their heart is in the right place. Sometimes high powered attorneys do moonlight for the community... She is certainly not one of those.

[@trakigtliv8283]

5:46 Simpson’s face XD he’s like ‘what are you complaining about? You put this on yourself.’

[@allys744]

Not only that, but he was pulling to his doctor’s office while HE’S IN A HEARING. I’m not sure you’d want you doctor examining you while you’re on a zoom court hearing. That is a double whammy of stupidity.

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

Imagine being the judge of lawyers and hearing from the other end of the call “now turn your head and cough”

[@SomeRandomYouTuber2024]

In a Court Cam episode, there was a surgeon attending his hearing while he was performing a surgery lol

[@actuallyalias]

Is livestreaming a doctor's appointment to a courtroom a HIPPA violation or is the subpoena implied?

[@animangle]

i kinda just assumed he was using the doctor's office as an excuse for why he was driving, but tbh i don't think he cared enough to make up an excuse.

[@MultiChrisjb]

He was actually on the way to his dealers office, but was smart enough to say doctor instead. Genius.

[@GuranPurin]

The judge is LEGIT at a loss for words, I cannot 🤣🤣

[@_Sorceressb]

WHERE are the youtube mods for these psycho bots that keep terrorizing the comment section ?!

[@mikeydeangelis6049]

I can’t imagine being the defense attorney 😭 like “oh shit, we’ve lost this case before it even started”

[@Vanlifecrisis]

Shes a public pretender doing traffic court, she gets paid either way. The faster the better for her.

[@Jman0163]

​@@Vanlifecrisisyou mean 'defender'?

[@ok-70707]

​@@Jman0163 I think he's using the term pretender intentionally as a joke because of the consensus/stereotype that public defenders do the bare minimum/are lazy. In my experience at least it's the complete opposite though. In the few instances that I've needed a PD they've definitely done a great job.

[@-Wayla-]

Jesus Christ these bots stopped being annoying and became literally psychotic

[@jacksonlarson6099]

​@@VanlifecrisisDo you enjoy being a bad person?

[@TheAwesomenessman123]

I like how entertained the judge seems to be by all these shenanigans

[@AriesIsTheVoid]

He froze like he was buffering until he got to “oh my god.”

[@urgae9125]

Holy shit what is that bot

[@AriesIsTheVoid]

@@urgae9125 what the hell did I come back to

[@voids4818]

@@urgae9125report it. It’s just a sad little boy, spamming offensive garbage in every KZbin comments section. Don’t engage, just report them as much as possible

[@slsthewriter1299]

@@urgae9125 yes. just report.

[@huntercool2232]

8:50 “I believe you have a filter turned on.” Him as a Cat: 👀

[@iggywow]

"I am not a cat"

[@fidel_soto]

​@@iggywow that's what a cat would say

[@vivianepadilla1692]

THAT PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@jojomations2596]

Improvising the doctor's office and forgetting he had a zoom call is peak cinema

[@brobob52]

Turns out everyone clowned this guy for no reason. The ban on his license was to be lifted back in 22 and it never was.

[@CJT49]

​@Pinoy_Central very recent update, give him some time man Edit: told yah

[@pauljr.harrington1905]

What license? The guy never had a license

[@reagansido5823]

One second into his case and his fate is sealed. New guilty% world record.

[@Wildest_Wahoo]

Judge: “And he was just driving” Corey: 😲

[@GMAN-l9p]

"did i do that" ahh mf 😂😂😂

[@Gardenofsen]

They updated the story. Apparently he was actually allowed to drive because his suspension was supposed to have been lifted already and he was driving because his wife’s medical condition was worsening.

[@Chimpdoesstuff]

This reminds me of the court case about the stolen dolphins jersey where the defendant was WEARING THE DAMN DOLPHINS JERSEY IN COURT

[@ShadowFox0324]

The WHAT?!

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Link please

[@napalmballwipes]

@@ShadowFox0324 dolphins as in the sport team not a jersey made of dolphin or some shit lol

[@Paul_Maynard]

Laces out!

[@ProfessorQuandaleDingle]

@@Paul_Maynard FINKLE

[@dudenoway5448]

Imagine being his attorney. You got him out on bond. You got him permission to appear by zoom. You're getting him a plea deal. You've done your job. You've done all you can. Then the day of the hearing you see your client show up like this...

[@MichaelWutsch]

Likely a public defense attorney who gets paid the same regardless.

[@alwaysamongdragons7354]

@@MichaelWutsch Wasted effort is still wasted effort. I'd rather be paid and feel like my time was respected rather than be paid and realize it was all for nothing.

[@ElyskeTheDonut]

There was a RadioLab video on lawyers and they are mandated to do their best in the interest of their clients regardless of what they are charged with. I appreciate the work she put in, but it’s a shame people are so foolish.

[@dudenoway5448]

@@ElyskeTheDonut yes exactly. Whenever we watch the particularly heinous crimes, it’s important to remember the attorneys are there cause nobody else wants to be. They have a very difficult and thankless job

[@dudenoway5448]

@@alwaysamongdragons7354 yeah, this is taking pride in your very difficult job, and then having it all tumble down. Every clients worst enemy is themselves.

[@neibur]

At least he had his seatbelt on 💀

[@neibur]

@MohWer_UTTP self delete in gta bot 🥱

[@theazurefire91]

Well yeah, you don't want to break the law.

[@neibur]

@@theazurefire91 he’s already breaking the law 😂

[@theazurefire91]

@@neibur That's the joke 😉

[@typicalglitchers]

while looking at a screen while driving

[@Gundams33d00]

Update for people who care, the man thought he could drive because a judge ordered the suspension of his license to be lifted over 2 years ago but the states office of the secretary never received it. Update the Update: Dude never had a Drivers License only a state ID and knew for a fact he never had a License XD This whole situation is pure Comedy.

[@scharnhorst_42]

I love how the defense immediately was like, lets not do this today. adjournment please?

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Judge: “are you driving” This guy: “Actually I’m pulling into my doctors office. Actually” 😂😂😂

[@Andylscool]

who the hell are you jonathan collins i see you everywhere

[@HazardousEnvironments]

Bruh you commented 48 seconds ago and the bots already come in

[@Goomba1309]

​@@Andylscool They're a bot who steals comments from other people

[@loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37]

​@@HazardousEnvironmentsand those bots are spicy ones too

[@Dogwithavlog.]

Bar for bar

[@savory_]

The only way I can wrap my head around that guy joining the call while driving is that maybe he has multiple cases against him that he has to appear on Zoom for, one of which being the suspended license, and he got them mixed up. If not, my god that man is beyond help.

[@DS-xb1yd]

It doesn't matter what he's appearing in court for, he still has a suspended license and he'd still get called out for it. It wouldn't really be any less dumb

[@rae4166]

​​@@DS-xb1yd.... youre dumb not realizing how EXTRA DUMB IT IS TO JOIN COURT ZOOM ABOUT SUSPENDED LICIENSE WHILE DRIVING WTF . If he joined any other court case not about his license, they wouldn't know his license is suspended and wouldn't get into more trouble. Youre beyound help too omg

[@auentic]

ngl i genuinely think that he got so used to driving without a license that he forgot that he wasn’t supposed to be driving 💀

[@RagnarLoudpak]

@@DS-xb1ydnot necessarily. It’s not unheard of for a judge to overlook a different minor offense that you’re not there for. If only to save themselves the extra paperwork. A different judge probably wouldn’t even know about cases they’re not presiding over.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪🧻🔥🔥

[@nicclayton9291]

3:50 defendant's face as he puts all the puzzle pieces together is priceless

[@Karmitify]

The lord had no mercy on that poor public defender and the shitshow she was about to walk into.

[@tyca659]

😂😂😂 I laughed out loud

[@-Teague-]

U kidding me? She was blessed with a story to tell for the rest of her life 😂

[@YataTheFifteenth]

still gets paid at least, so ain't all that bad.

[@zbz5505]

"Mr Harris I'll be giving you a call" has the same energy as "just wait when we're home" when my mother caught ne doing something stupid as a kid.

[@bloodhawk403]

Unironically, Judge Simpson is an amazing judge and his court rooms are always great to watch.

[@deevee2766]

Apparently it was a clerical error and he was supposed to have his suspension lifted two years ago

[@huntercool2232]

The judge was so dumbfounded he almost started laughing. I mean.. who wouldn’t? 💀💀

[@kakashi15114]

Judge im on the way” Judge:… In a Uber right?…right?

[@NotSpaghettiSauce]

Wtf is up with the bots

[@ratatouille5172]

idk but I'll keep reporting their comments and reported them as spam accounts.

[@sarahmacdonald955]

"I'm not a cat" will NEVER stop being hilarious to me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Korra228]

It's funny because that's EXACTLY what a cat would say

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪🧻🧻

[@nerd9777]

@@MusclemanOnCameoHuh. So you did.

[@randyross5630]

I know Right... A Modern Internet Classic!

[@SmileyAdventures]

Lmfao! Seriously it’s forever funny

[@blizzardwuffy]

2:22 the way the judge just tosses his gavel in disbelief haha

[@mortsartstudio9403]

This reminds me of the court case where the guy wore the jersey he stole to court, when the hearing was about the stolen jersey

[@NormalBoy.]

The judge really pulled a: 😠

[@shadow_flame2223]

Silence can speak a thousand words.

[@ratatouille5172]

bots can speak 100 words a thousand times.

[@newcrispypretzelchickenfri2486]

he wasnt silent

[@iiceewater1860]

Hope he sues the previous judge .. turns out he already went to court 2 years prior and was told his license was no longer suspended but they didn’t file the paperwork correctly.. dude came out with the info too late bc now he is publicly shamed

[@iiceewater1860]

NEVER MIND HE LIED .! Charlie, I apologize for spreading misinformation 💯

[@asuka7309]

The guy's jaw being on the floor as he realized what he just did is priceless

[@slowbro-]

Oh...... 😮 Lmao

[@habibishapur]

You can always tell a black man is a genius when they have a permanent expression with that hanging/sagging mouth breathing lip.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪🧻🧻🔥

[@vestigials]

...but he had to have known WHY he needed to join the zoom

[@JK-nq1dl]

@@vestigialsHis suspension was lifted 2 years prior. Thats why he was shocked that he was jailed and his lawyer said nothing on his behalf.

[@dynomar11]

I feel for that public defender so much, she's already overworked and now she's having the answer for this idiot.

[@JK-nq1dl]

@dynomar11 She was the idiot for not reading his file and m won’t the suspension was a clerical error.

[@UnseenOct]

Must have so many pending charges he forgot what this one was about

[@ShawnLegend-qs2xm]

He's driver's license was supposed to be reinstated 2 years ago... yall owe this man an apology

[@zzygyy]

He never paid the fees, and now he can't remember if he ever had a valid license. Yet he goes every year to get a State ID card.

[@magicabulla9687]

this guy didn't have a license to begin with

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

lmao he lied. he never had a licence

[@nickphaux]

Yoire literally not even allowed to drive while doing ANY kind of these hearings or meetings because it can be distracting and dangerous, but especially with a suspended license is hilarious 😂😂

[@Bornana7]

Yoire reminds me youy're 🐸

[@avte8801]

the only person who away whiles doing that was that one guy during the Johnny vs Amber trail lol

[@The_Catnip]

"I am not a cat, your Honor!" is my favorite Zoom call trial ever

[@JmyTango]

The judge even tried to give him an out. He was like are you stationary and the guy says almost I’m pulling into the parking place now 2 seconds and I’m parked. 😂😂

[@Jabrahamos711]

Update: this guy was apparently a victim of a clerical error and his suspension was supposed to be lifted over 2 years ago

[@countjawa7039]

My only explanation besides straight up incompetence is that he either wanted to be jailed or he was in a waiting room for zoom and thought he could park before they pulled him in.

[@LemonSooYoung]

The second makes sense but the guy doesn't seem to have the critical thinking skills to think that far so probably not lol

[@hobojoe9717]

You’re giving the guy too much credit with the second explanation lol. You can tell he didn’t realize he fucked up until the judge said it out loud

[@k1llsh0t_87]

Issue with you second theory is he didn't seem panicked when the zoom started, he just casually explained that he was driving

[@AnythingForSouls]

if he was doing that he would need to have the brains to get out and get into the passenger seat too or it would be obvious he was the one driving and I just don't think this dude would think to seat swap

[@EmyN]

Maybe he thought since he will be dealing with the court anyway what’s another quick time driving without his license or something

[@marcusb7921]

He looked more in disbelief than the judge was

[@techy804]

4:57 "Wait, Tampa Bay? That's my neck of the woods" First line of the description: "... in Ann Arbor, Michigan"

[@Loboking2015]

Anybody else here after finding out the Judge had the wrong records? Anybody else here after finding out the dude was actually in the wrong and went back to jail.

[@sammco6704]

Kind of. The judge had the right records, those records were just wrong. The clerks screwed up his records. They were the records for the right person, they just had wrong information.

[@nickfro4898]

“Your honor, at least my client is wearing a seatbelt?”

[@johnwaggner9143]

He got crucified by his own words. As far as I'm aware, the law specifies that it is illegal to operate a motor vehicle without a license ON PUBLIC ROADS, meaning he could have argued that he was driving this vehicle specifically on private property, which would be a hard sell but technically legal even with a suspended license. But no, he leads off with "I'm just pulling into my doctor's office," immediately sealing his fate. Bless his heart.

[@tyrant3191]

"im here live, im not a cat" will be remembered for a thousand years, that shit kills me every time.

[@torakfett3351]

I laughed so damn hard!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grzecznyx]

​@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP crazy how the youtube algorithm won't delete this crazy bot comment.

[@borealernadelwald]

That was the first thing I thought of when he mentioned zoom & court hearings.

[@LueLucifer]

​@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP Omg same hoohoo 😍

[@TooScaredForSleep]

@sigmaskibiditoiletohioUTTP 💀

[@AstralAnubes]

It’s funny because I’ve seen this happen in person. I was at court for a MIP & these guy goes up to the stand and the judge asks “how did you get here” and the guy responds “I got dropped off” & the Judge says “we saw you drive to court and park”. Then he got arrested 😂

[@imanoldurango8213]

HOLY SHIT

[@imanoldurango8213]

I always drive to court even when I’m not supposed to be driving 🤣

[@drysoup3017]

​@@imanoldurango8213 Were you the guy Astral's talking about?

[@rocklee9136]

Turns out he was a victim of a error in the system and his suspension should've been lifted 2 years ago

[@oiBashyy]

This seems like the average Zoom call experience.

[@大]

ok

[@terrat.b.6464]

me when the court is zooming

[@EngineerRiff]

Whee!

[@大]

uh excuse me

[@Thatonesticko]

@@EngineerRiffof course you’re here

[@captainketchuphater63]

this is the same judge who had a guy roll up and light a blunt on his zoom call this must be regular for him

[@-Teague-]

He gets all the Florida men 💀

[@UndecidedSociety]

​@-Teague- This is in Ann Arbor (Washtenaw County), Michigan.

[@christianjesse8980]

@MrFrederickHerbertgo wash yourself, untermensch

[@Caydiem]

The cat filter had me almost spitting out my food. It's so perfect with the way the old gentleman sounds.

[@shubashuba9209]

Not only was he driving with a suspended license, he was driving while on his phone. 🤣

[@kubyy90]

@DennisGarciaUTTPbro shut up you’re annoying damn

[@syndrette]

Cool​@DennisGarciaUTTP

[@louisrobitaille5810]

@@syndrette Why. Why do you reply to bots 🤦‍♂️.

[@eternyti]

Reminds me of the time my neighbor's son got arrested for DUI while already being on trial AND probation for another DUI. TWICE. Dude had his license suspended for at least 10 years I think and was required to have a breathalyzer installed in his car and all future vehicles for the rest of his life, iirc. Wild that people can be so persistently reckless and stupid.

[@EruditeFeline]

It's like the guy who was charged with stealing a dolphins jersey and showed up to court in said dolphins jersey.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

"are you driving?" "Nah I'm actually parking to my doctor's appointment"

[@bigeissa2405]

Let my boy free he just forgot

[@FoulOwlx]

The bot is having a stroke

[@Bread-nx9fo]

@MohWer_UTTP so unfunny

[@PandaAssociation]

So what's next? Driving himself to county jail with a suspended license? 😂

[@diogobarao9992]

That reminds me of a Brazilian podcast where the guy tells a story about how he was at a class for people to get their licenses back, and everyone arrived by car xD

[@French_Boi19]

nah frll😢

[@apophisss]

@@diogobarao9992 essa é a grande realidade de hoje em dia

[@diogobarao9992]

@@apophisss isso se chama-se a grande realidade de hj em dia

[@JK-nq1dl]

@@apophisssNope. It was an error. His license wasn’t suspended.

[@Franklynsteinn]

Coincidentally, his doctors appointment was for his chronic case of lead foot.

[@blackeyefly]

Lead foot, more like lead poisoning

[@SkillLevel0]

It was a clerical error and his suspension was lifted two years ago. Expect a lawsuit and several apologies within the coming days.

[@DWDAmateur]

How many people are actually gonna do an embarrassing retraction video though?

[@Jarl3169]

Doubt this man has the money, knowledge, or care to try to sue, plus he still committed a crime, distracted driving is a crime, but yeah that sucks such a record was made, not the judges fault, if he does sue good for him tho but honestly most people don't have the time, money, care, or even know that they can sue in cases like this

[@vobsvids]

This is like getting pulled over for a dui and cracking a cold one after the officer breathalyzer tests you