Gwyneth Paltrow Trial Is Nuts

[@VikSun14618]

How in the actual hell did they manage to make Gwyneth look like the most sane person in the room

[@Kratos-eg7ez]

They did it just like how they made amber heards lawyers look top notch lmao

[@breakupgoogle4584]

EXACTLY!

[@victorpennino9305]

And she sells pussy candles

[@CoolManCoolMan123]

@@Kratos-eg7ez her lawyer was probably top notch. It's Amber who provided them with either half knowledge or either complete misinformation. At that case, even Saul couldn't handle the case.

[@XDWASDX]

@@CoolManCoolMan123 he literally objected to his own statements being reworded. He was without a doubt a completely incompetent attorney.

[@Spartacus114]

I can’t imagine having my lawyer fangirl out over the person I’m accusing.

[@yadsewnde]

Ikr? Seems straight out of a snl sketch

[@intermidable]

I actually kind of admire her gumption. I don't think she was really a fan girl, I think she tried to manipulate Gwyneth by playing games and she just fell on her face. It was super cringe. Honestly though, the effort and enthusiasm was kind of cool

[@mcsmouche]

@@intermidable definitely this, she’s definitely trying to build rapport with Gwen so that she can slip up. But I think it falls short because when she ask her tense questions, Gwen snaps back that she’s in a court case.

[@chukwuezeokoli4919]

@@intermidable I just find the entire thing strange because - like, you're just not supposed to ask questions with hardly any relevance to the person on the stand. That's why it was objected against, and it's why decent lawyers don't do that.

[@ItisTheMiyagiWay]

She was absolutely starstruck it’s that fire in her eyes that gives it away

[@ebgbees]

The most mind blowing part about Gwyneth Paltrow being sued is that it’s not over Goop

[@whitehuayra]

That's what gets me too

[@bobstevenson3130]

Right? That’s what I thought this was gonna be about

[@Gamingraptorstudios]

​@@bobstevenson3130 same I wasn't really following this and automatically assumed it was for gooo

[@LevanEvan]

And somehow Goop is still in the clear!

[@AstralLaVista]

Wtf is goop?

[@clintonlourey5680]

The "Your honour, my client is not a large man!" bit sounds like something you'd see in a Phoenix Wright game, and suddenly the camera pans around to show everybody aghast with horror that they all missed it.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I HEARD THÉ PURSUIT MUSIC IN MY HEAD

[@jjrays9913]

@@justasmltwngir1732 FUCKING SAME DUDE T^T

[@AgainstLemons21]

A $1 lawsuit is actually very common when the point of the suit is not about damages but rather to have the truth out.

[@stipuledfatcat]

I would believe its more to allow for the judge to grant lawyers fees to her to cover for the cost of it all.

[@ross-carlson]

@@stipuledfatcat 100% THIS

[@bradlasalle2888]

​@@stipuledfatcat you'd think with the rise of these court cases' popularity lately, people would pick up a bit on these things lol

[@DylanPorto45]

@@muffinman4544 literally, people are goofballs "oNLy OnE DoLLaR?"

[@windy8544]

@@stipuledfatcat of course, but that's default she refused to demand any money on top of that, meaning she gains nothing if she wins

[@jdsmith8282]

This entire trial is the EPITOME of "Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy-"

[@kimmyfreak200]

objection heresay!!!!!!!!!! lol

[@LuisSierra42]

This gives me Johnny v Amber flashbacks

[@AManChoosesASlaveObeys]

@@LuisSierra42 even johnny and amber were at least... coherent. this is not. this is just clown country on both sides.

[@IsfetSolaris]

When a Russian Badger quote hits just right:

[@agartz4104]

@@AManChoosesASlaveObeys I feel like we are using the word coherent a bit... liberally

[@zachbrobst9473]

This lawsuit is like two people agreed to a duel and chose rubber chickens as the weapons

[@teamtx1578]

They didn't CHOOSE the rubber chickens. They ARE the rubber chickens.

[@authermorgen3361]

@Chinese_Clips Bing Bong

[@Benliftgus]

Congrats to the worst clout seeking comment of this year 👍

[@TheKeller101]

You take that back! That would be the most epic duel of all time!

[@johnpenguinthe3rd13]

I've watched all nine seasons of the original Night Court (and even some of the new 2023 Night Court) and use to think how unrealistic Night Court was... until I became an adult and witnessed first hand real court situations and that Night Court wasn't exaggerating, it was actually VERY, VERY spot on with the insanity and unintentional comedy that happens in many real court rooms. My "favorite" moment was having to listen to an old judge who MUMBLED nearly every word... and I mean MUMBLED almost every freaking word... and I was expected to understand everything he said. I had to learn a new "language" that I have called "MUMBLE-LEZE" to survive that B.S of an experience. LMAO. And I had to translate the judge's "MUMBLE-LEZE" to everyone else in the court room. LOL. Point of this rant? In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who sometimes act like deranged rubber chickens on roid rage who sometimes beat other rubber chickens who might be innocent or guilty,, and the district attorneys, who prosecute while moving around and acting like a group of wounded rubber chickens... sometimes being directed by a judge who sounds like a mumbling rubber chicken who just mumbles and mumbles. TLDR: There are many rubber chickens in the criminal justice system.

[@netacid11]

I want to think Gwyneth is actually slamming into people at top speed and then playing innocent. And when the smoke clears, she's at it again.

[@LuvFearlessly]

If only she weighed enough with that bone broth diet to even cause any damage

[@j-mc5201]

Good stuff 👍

[@patrickt101]

This, I want to believe she’s actually just the embodiment of chaotic evil but terry do seem like the definition of a bag chased

[@tweenytwinkies]

She looks like she has bird bones, she would suffer worse injuries 😂

[@tetsuoshima7385]

😂 yeah, with Matthew Broderick riding shotgun.

[@Blkstar177]

It's like once Gwyneth made her $1 countersuit both law firms met over dinner and decided to toss their worst lawyers at each other for fun.

[@Shockguey]

Imagine all of the Law Firms actually betting money on it at the Lawyer Bar.

[@newtim6469]

Great now you've rallied the bots

[@utrrogue7030]

​@@newtim6469 lol

[@RandomSwiftie13]

That lawyer is just a Swiftie. Lol🙃 Taylor Swift counter sued for 1$ in her sexual assault case because the assaulter was suing her for millions because he got fired after groping her and her telling his employers about it. Taylor Swift won the case.

[@oldenough5424]

@@newtim6469 nah man ive seen 4 or 5 bots in a row before, this is nothing lmao

[@airjazz7]

Having a lawyer with dementia is like having a guard dog with narcolepsy

[@dumpywhite]

Like one of those goats that fall over when spooked

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

🤔😂

[@Verlarn]

_"Get him, Cujo!"_ *Dog:* 🐕 💤

[@Staggs2200]

Lifeguard with no arms

[@grantpowell4135]

Janitor no mop

[@Amelanduil]

People used to say real court is actually boring and uninteresting, but damn, over the last couple years we got some real Ace Attorney level stuff.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

ikr? We used to make fun of how silly and unrealistic Ace attorney was, but the latest trials seem so much out of an Ace Attorney game, so funny to see lol

[@mcbedo6568]

At least Phoenix and Edgeworth were decent lawyers

[@biazacha]

@@mcbedo6568 hey now, at least Depp had very good lawyers.

[@pnut3844able]

Ace attorney was one of the worst games I've ever seen

[@ihaveakirbyobessesion2617]

@@pnut3844able me when i lie

[@thumb5225]

“Can we have treats?” “No.” “You should have asked us first.” ???

[@tristanhancock2941]

The judge was just mad cus it was going to the bailiffs

[@generalchow3196]

The height comparison mid trial is top tier comedy. You can't convince me this isn't a comedy court show

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Hell, even Depp vs Heard trial is way serious than this with idiotic lawyers from Heard's team.

[@lordfarquar9215]

Real life is wackier than fiction.. or is that nonfiction.. oh well fuck it -Charlie

[@EllyBunny27]

i thought with large they meant weight, not height

[@johndoe7017]

@Dream ⸜⁄ Wow guys look it’s Dream my favorite Minecraft KZbinr

[@B1g_B0sssss]

​@@EllyBunny27lnao

[@Goldenrose838]

The amount of second-hand embarrassment I felt from watching that lawyer explain what happened is staggering.

[@chumby2447]

It’s called cringe

[@EtopiaCA]

@@chumby2447 "cringe" and "second-hand embarrassment" aren't mutually exclusive.

[@Aliyah_666]

​@@EtopiaCA Very true

[@salim5394]

ok buddy

[@MoveBro]

I apparently forgot to breathe entire time.

[@vinvin4884]

This trial has made me realize we need a courtroom drama series that is completely unscripted, like Murderville with Will Arnett. Just let the actors improvise and do crazy shit.

[@uneazypolarb7691]

That would be amazing

[@CelestiaLudenberg1122]

Smosh & Order

[@absurdhero144]

I love Murderville!! I actually can't think of another show with the same format and it's genius!

[@brad4130]

@@CelestiaLudenberg1122 Vincent said actual actors

[@uncle-keg]

'The Trial of Tim Heidecker' is pretty similar to something like that except I'm pretty sure its scripted.

[@umdadvocate]

She sued for $1 *and* attorneys fees. In other words, she wanted the other side to pay the cost of her having to defend against the case.

[@chrispayne919]

I feel so bad for the judge in this case. I can’t imagine the amount of patience this would take

[@aeronidas3647]

For real, how could anyone possibly take this case seriously at all

[@DiamondGunProduction]

the real judge with patients will forever be the wakesha case

[@dustyfox6511]

Eh, this is probably the easiest case he's got. Everyone just seems tired rather than combative.

[@yleyatarn]

True

[@aeronidas3647]

@Patrick39 I'm dirty dan

[@Rael0505]

You can tell her lawyer didn’t want to ask if he could hand out treats to the bailiffs. Gwyneth made him do it

[@jinx-dl6fn]

she would also make him tell the mcdonald’s worker that she asked for no pickles

[@jacks1bonnielass]

@@jinx-dl6fn 🤣

[@ViennaDarlingvd]

Giving treats to the bailiffs is normal. They’re there a long time doing an important yet very boring job. I think the timing was a little off but these civil lawyers aren’t very used to trying cases. This was definitely not a GP choice

[@Rael0505]

@@ViennaDarlingvd nah you’re an idiot, it is very inappropriate to give treats to the bailiffs during a trial.

[@yowatchie]

@@ViennaDarlingvdwhere the fuck is that normal?

[@james8616]

The poor judge watching the lawyers argue over the treats for the baliff just looks so tired of this case. How is this real they are completely unhinged

[@Медведь-ж3с]

baliff WACH HIS PEEPEE!

[@aaron.debattista]

"What am I doing with my life..?"

[@CountryMusicFF]

I love how the lawyer tells him what to say

[@lebrewski3103]

Imagine the stenographer trying to transcript what the first lawyer said.

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

that one scene in chicken little

[@eranronen573]

​@@ajpgofacoconut6191wut?

[@shelby5809]

"No!"

[@Frustrasted]

​@ajpgofacoconut6191 "What are we talking about?" 😂

[@RainerCozmo]

The judge is SO patient, I'd never be able to put up with all this

[@donsliccer1032]

He is a legend for not laughing at them. :D He is just watching, trying to figure out what the heck is happening and prob be asking what is coming next

[@mynewcolour]

It’s fine. They are adequately compen$ated for their time.

[@propeldragon]

If you saw the pay check you would tell them to slow down ;)

[@jordanalexander1592]

That's literally one of the easiest jobs in the world.

[@Goodpizzaa]

The look on the judges face when it panned to him a moment in this video just shows him smiling so fucking hard trying not to laugh.

[@IvanLopezx11]

The lawyer explaining what happened about the ski accident is like talking to your crush for the first time 💀

[@347Jimmy]

I legit thought he was going to "I guess you had to be there" 😂

[@Hunterr8]

Or Joe Biden. But at least this dude was cut out of context.

[@yleyatarn]

TRUE

[@mohnetgaming]

He is the guy from the surfer interview, but the lawyer variant.😅

[@MetalAlc]

At this point they should make an Ace Attorney game based off of these celebrity trials with how goofy they are lmao

[@cooldragon1990]

yes please! We now live in a timeline of nothing but Ace Attorney trials... but I feel like presenting evidence in trials is going to be a pain in the ass more so than the actual trials in the game

[@mpsins]

Or more Rick and Morty like Georgia vs Denver but I don't think that's happening any time soon

[@giantclaw138]

Put Billy Mitchell and Todd Rogers in Ace Attorney while you're at it

[@markusharroldhailey6688]

You know what, it actually a good idea

[@Cop64]

The new Ace Attorney move is “Relevance”

[@PROX23]

"from goofy blowing all the way past wacky and even teetering on silly" is the greatest line ever

[@acethetics3878]

Significant Io moments: 2:14 Io appears 2:32 Charlie mentions Io 4:20 Io falls asleep 5:00 Io disappears 5:45 Io returns 7:31 Io disappears again 9:11 Io returns once more 10:44 Io changes her sleeping position 15:34 Io vanishes for the final time

[@irish9627]

Lmao, now I'm just watching the cat

[@whatif5108]

Thank you, you're doing the lord's work

[@kagithkagith]

The true hero

[@Wintercide]

I think we've got a catspiracy here

[@budani1473]

This is an important comment

[@staceyneedscoffee]

The idea of thinking of Gwyneth Paltrow as a villain of beginner ski slopes is fantastic. In each new town she would take lessons, and while accompanied by a ski instructor, become hellbent on running into people across the world. It would have stemmed from when she was a kid and had an accident of her own while on a wintry vacation and as she sat around in some ski lodge, flicking marshmallows into the fire from her hot chocolate, she was filled with an unyielding need to cause destruction.

[@WhoCaresMyGuy]

She got rich for one reason. To be able to afford to travel to as many ski resorts as possible and smash into as many unsuspecting tourists as possible.

[@astrotecn]

shut the fuck up you are not funny just cringe

[@Scar-jg4bn]

Jesus christ 😂💀

[@RattusNorvegicuz]

Stacey the fact that i understand what you're saying scares me....

[@WildArtistsl]

Oh no BEHOLD THE GWYNETATOR

[@shaaylmao]

I'm so happy to be alive at this time. Being able to watch these comical court battles is better than most Netflix exclusives.

[@-whyquestion]

K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender 🤓🤓👼🏻👼🏻

[@sigmaleegigachad]

lol

[@DxrkArtz]

charlie commented on my newest video

[@SFbayArea94121]

The older you get, at least if you have brain cells, you don’t care about fame, clout but much more sanity and see where this world is headed

[@cruzorlose]

Alot of Charles videos are better than what netflix offers

[@CoLeMaWeSoMe]

Literally everyone’s reaction to “Gwyneth Paltrow is getting sued” was “oh they finally caught onto her snake oil company”

[@lucamckenn5932]

Literally.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Literal.

[@lucamckenn5932]

Learn what that word means, understand that the over use of it is a smoking gun to everyone that isn't an idiot that you have no vocabulary outside of current generation brainrot. Literally.

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

Gwenyth suing for $1 is honestly an amazing power move. She's basically saying "Clearly one of us must be desperate for money and it ain't me."

[@brandonleu5905]

It ain't her, THIS time

[@BeeSweet16]

Is that why the attorney asked about Taylor Swift? Cuz that was super stupid of her to do.

[@drstrangelove307]

@@BeeSweet16 usually it’s done when the person cares more about getting the truth out than the payment.

[@BeeSweet16]

@@drstrangelove307 Its still asinine. You could have bled them and given it to a charity or established a foundation, scholarship or w.e. That seems more of a statement than $1, ESPECIALLY with sexual assault. You were violated, so make them pay in a way they hate. What does doing $1 do for the truth? All it does is bring attention, not justice. Just awareness. You could do both by making it more than $1 and stating the reason. No one overlooks sexual assault charges via media.

[@luckymark571]

Yep this i very common when you're not interested in money just in telling the truth and clearing you're name

[@NakedOwl501]

I swear to god the only real obstacle to becoming an attorney is affording and surviving law school.

[@guessan154]

THIS

[@booleah6357]

​@Person Personperson based take

[@Arbaz3102]

IKR, it must be really hard and costly to get into the University of American Samoa...

[@samuelhodil1458]

​@natma relnam Yeah so what about the police? No they're not trained as much as lawyers, but they do through school and then do the complete opposite of what they're supposed to do. Do you watch too many films? The original poster is correct. Lawyers aren't necessarily good people.....

[@pegasusactua2985]

You dont technically even need to go to law school you just have to past the BAR.

[@MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT]

Suing someone for $1 is principle thing. It’s saying that you want to prove that you’re in the right and that you’re not motivated by money. Sometimes when you want to exclude someone from your will they’ll suggest you leave them $1 or some other pittance to make it clear that you didn’t make a mistake or forget them so the will can’t be contested.

[@reganboomershine1153]

Bruh imagine being the person who got $1 in inheritance money 😂

[@DzNutz503]

She is also suing for compensation damages that could be quite hefty. The dollar is just the surface for face value

[@Flotter-Flo]

You could also just explicitly disinherit them to make sure it's harder to challenge. This way, you will come off less petty and vindictive.

[@warlordofbritannia]

This is the epitome of “it’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message” Except the message is incredibly stupid

[@Pewpewmagoo]

She is only doing it to have him pay her lawyer fees.

[@randyb4191]

Colonel Stark was spittin straight prophesies.

[@Sentientmad9m]

I just want to point out how absurd it is about the whole offering snacks thing, and then how even more absurd it is to object to the snacks because “he should have brought it to their attention sooner”

[@jeffwheeler4693]

Right? I was dying when he got mad about not being made aware that snacks were incoming 😂

[@qualivia]

If I was the lawyer I would say "Fuck it, Give me the snacks"

[@ethor7676]

It does sound absurd but if you think about it, in a way it COULD make sense. This was her private security offering to give treats to the bailiffs if I understand correctly, and I believe that could be construed as trying to like "win over" the courtroom with the treats. But then offering them and having them shot down is almost more strange, because if the other side said no for that reason, it could make them more unlikeable...? Strange all around though.

[@dgan2304]

It's just a very strange trial lol

[@BradleyG01]

Not only is the lawyer's attempted explanation of the incident like someone trying to explain a nightmare after nyquil, but this entire court case is like some sort of bizzarre dream you have after taking nyquil, and you forget about it until later in the day when you remember one small part, and then the entire thing starts coming back to you and you start realizing how weird the dream was.

[@hush3956]

reminds me of when I did benadryl

[@camillevandergriff7436]

im impressed with this metaphor like ik exactly what you mean

[@Jamieisvibin]

The lawyer is me trying to explain a song I heard a while ago😂

[@thesuperballer9]

should i drinkie the nyquil

[@natp3408]

I...I literally just had this experience, except its Quetiapine withdrawl after not taking my dose last night. I still feeling zonked now haha

[@thunderfist232]

I am an introverted law student who gets hit with imposter syndrome from time to time But the lawyers in this case make me feel like I am gonna be fine as a lawyer

[@tyunpeters3170]

Only you can make sure Pyro sleeps good and outside of a jail cell

[@MonkeyDLuffy60073]

It's normal to have imposter syndrome, even the best ones have had it, use it and become the best version that you aim to be. I've had imposter syndrome when I got my first job as a junior lawyer in a top international law firm, but I proved to myself that I belong amongst the people there, good luck :)

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@tyunpeters3170 Idk why hed be in a jail cell, the only person associated with him whos in prison is his father (Arrested for being british)

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

You shall be!

[@Gabby15789]

You can do this bestie!

[@ishaghost]

Loving the cat appearance this episode.

[@InTaco7]

Yesterday was even more spicy. Gwyneth's team found a real attorney, who brought three experts on brain injury, and they absolutely destroyed Terry's claims and called him a fraud. One of them directly said Terry was just chasing money, and it wasn't rebuked.

[@TheLeftTwix]

Damn, the plot thickens

[@shrimpyalfredo3933]

​@@TheLeftTwix i think the plot is solved

[@oliverxhmll]

maybe he has a hard time accepting that he's old and what comes with it. he's like 80

[@kingcosworth2643]

If covid taught us anything, experts are not experts, the other side could find 3 experts that says the opposite to their 3 experts, however, not rebuking is not going to get you far.

[@RaspBerryPies]

@@kingcosworth2643 Not even with Covid but that whole sugar scam where the sugar companies paid so many scientist to say fat made you gain weight not sugar. Enough money can make anyone say anything.

[@Redactorman]

The fact that this is a genuine court case is beyond me.

[@DxrkArtz]

charlie commented on my newest video

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

@@DxrkArtz are you THAT DESPERATE for views?!?

[@a-z2046]

@@TeddyLovesAxl It's a bot, report and ignore

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Makes sense… look at the court cases we had recently? This all lines up

[@IAmWarden.]

I think the craziest thing is the female lawyer. She is blatantly fan girling, she asked if she was friends with Taylor swift. Like What?! What does that have to do with anything!?

[@teejyy]

How'd they put multiple people in a room; one of them being Gwyneth Paltrow, and have her not be the weirdest person there? Hell, she didn't even make top 3

[@kentinson1670]

Jontron bout to have a field day with this trial

[@IToastMySocks]

​@@kentinson1670 we wont see it for 8 months.

[@CloroxBleach-op8nr]

@@IToastMySocks giving him too much credit

[@teejyy]

@@IToastMySocks jeez, give him a break, he's only just uploaded, give it 2 to 3 years

[@WarlordZakra]

2:21 not the cat just casually licking balls in the bg 💀

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

This entire court case felt like an fever dream where you walk really slow and watch everything unfold 💀

[@aarondavis8943]

Arrested Development: Special Victims Unit Dick Wolf.

[@HateBear-real]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Insufferable

[@shireenqasimm]

the whole taylor swift debacle was that she was groped publicly by some high profile dj, and when she talked about it, he sued for defamation for some huge ass amount. since taylor knew that she ~was~ assaulted, to make a point, she countersued for a single dollar (so obviously people would stop getting on her ass and say that it was just pr and money) and won the case. this happened in 2016 edit: happened in aug of 2017

[@Allmenroder0854]

That makes a lot of sense. Out of context the questions sound completely bizarre but even then, the lawyer going into such detail about contact with Taylor is so strange

[@gryzz6873]

Damn I didn't know that. Good for her. She stayed true to her word, knew she was right, and wanted to win the case to share her story and (i'm assuming) help other victims around the world. Glad she won

[@fakename2926]

That’s honestly such a power move, great way to send the message that she’s not fucking around and is just looking for accountability

[@genericscout5408]

@@fakename2926 Not really because you agree to accept the 1 dollar payment as a settlement to end the suit. At best it ruins his future jobs prospects but it also means that getting assaulted was only worth a single dollar for Swift.

[@klaojungwiwattanaporn6927]

@@genericscout5408 Shit logic. She wasn't suing the DJ for 1 dollar for the sexual assault. She was counter-suing for 1 dollar for the DJ SUING her.

[@guardian4590]

That judge probably looked at both of those "lawyers" during this trial and thought he was having a fever dream. Like the look on his face while listening to the man talk was hilarious.

[@bencurran3204]

Yeh I really wonder what goes through the judges mind in these bonkers celeb cases

[@Maladjester]

Watching your videos back-to-back and out of order means I went from Johnny Depp's lawyer's laser-focused evisceration like the culminating scene in a John Grisham adaptation -- directly to these two social studies teachers who each seem to have forgotten to take a different medicine this morning.

[@CatholicElectrician]

That last line of questioning was great “Clothes don’t add 3 inches” “Heels do” “Were you wearing heels?” “No…”

[@humanbean3]

did they actually say that? because ski boots are pretty fucking big, and with them connected to skis or a snowboard or snowshoes, a 5'6 dude could easily be a few inches taller.

[@seaofbees783]

@@humanbean3 u make a good point but the way it’s phrased makes it sound like it would only add height if they were 5’6 and anyone else would stay the same height and it’s making me cackle a little bit

[@brycehardy2896]

Featuring Charlie’s cat 👍

[@mikewilliams6025]

But how does one lose 3 inches? what was the reasoning of this line of questioning? The man underwent height reduction surgery so he could win this trial?

[@fredsmith9714]

​@@seaofbees783 he said VA which means the military measured this man at 5'8 and 185 when he came in for medical care after this incident. 5'8 plus 2inches from ski boots doesn't matter. The fact is Gwyneth weighs nothing (125-135?) and if she was hit from behind that likely 60 pound weight difference would hurt. But now he's 5'5ish and 155? What did they do to him? Look the VA has problems but they got his height and weight accurately since weight is necessary for medication. And most shoes don't add more than 3 quarters of an inch and less than 2.5 pounds.

[@Retroscopy]

As someone who's 5'5 I knew Charlie would instantly sympathize with the man having to step down and show how tiny he was lmao

[@AndyWardinho]

I am 5'5 too brother, but it's okay, we grew a different leg instead

[@VoidOneGamer]

Boo fucking hoo, I'm 5'1 my dude lamo

[@sirroms]

@@AndyWardinhoyup

[@yamiyumi6453]

​@@AndyWardinho kkkkkkkkkkk

[@jfizzle1688]

Ain’t that the truth

[@Arcane740]

Her lawyer is having the "Got caught at the thanksgiving table smelling of weed and now I have to talk my way out while high as balls in front of the whole family" vibe

[@squirrelyshirley7629]

Lol!

[@tin_cat]

from personal experience, yes. definitely!

[@hatman4818]

This hit close to home, lol. The one and only time I tried getting buzzed around family, I way underestimated just how noticeable it is when someone's on even a little bit of weed, and my mother immediately noticed something was off, lol. I think I started sounding exactly like that guy, started getting dizzy and bloodshot, I basically just claimed to be feeling ill, and went to bed early. I think the only reason she didnt call it out as me being high was because until a couple times the past year or so, I've NEVER been one for drugs, even legal weed.

[@hatman4818]

btw, this was with edibles, so they hit super late, and I didnt smell like it. Only reason I thought I could get away with it.

[@AshtonTheMelon]

Way to copy and paste another top comment. You must be so witty.

[@pengywins2442]

Such an unfair scene for the bailiffs. When are they going to get their treats?! They were such good boys.

[@CorporalGrievous93]

I feel so bad for Paltrow’s attorney for the baked goods thing. That was 100% her idea and she made him do that. I’ve worked with some of the most gimmicky attorneys of all time and that’s so far beyond anything anyone is suggesting!

[@allinefeyn9224]

I don;t anyone forced him to represent her, so he took money from an idiot to do idiotic things.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Bro I was cringing the entire time, it seemed like he really didn't wanna ask lol

[@ashonline77]

@@mollusckscramp4124 fr. bro was crying internally about what he was about to ask. it's like a fucking fever dream where you are doing your presentation in front of the whole class and suddenly you realize that your fly is open. must have been embarrassing af even for him.

[@roblyons9662]

​@@mollusckscramp4124 Yeah, He knows he's gonna catch shit about that from his colleagues for all eternity

[@astralsheepu7379]

The way he asked about that was like when your parents force you to apologize to someone as a kid and you really don’t want to but you have no choice and you’re just humiliated and wanna puke and die while you do it anyway

[@Zer0Fleet]

Dear lord, both lawyers sound like they belong in a tutorial trial in an Ace Attorney game. Like, all of a sudden Phoenix forgets everything that he learned in law school

[@bob99_9]

This is the greatest comment on this video

[@Zer0Fleet]

@bob99_9 thank you, lol 💜

[@gametrollerprime1594]

It's just the first case from Justice For All but instead of a concussion, it's just pure stupidity.

[@Zer0Fleet]

@Gametroller Prime both the defense and prosecution bonked each other's lawyers on the head prior to the court session

[@HairyJuan]

Phoenix went to law school?

[@edboy995]

This trial feels like one of those random dreams that make no sense that have you waking up confused lol

[@Theviewer100]

I’m planning on studying law, and ive been super stressed about it, but seeing lawyers like this gives me hope. If these idiots could pass the bar, i can 😂😂

[@sameisenhower9712]

Damn right you can! I'm rooting for you :)

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

The state of Washington no longer requires a bar exam. DEI. Didn't Earn It.

[@darkprince56]

Her lawyer is an embarrassment. Gave me anxiety because it brought me back to the days of when I had to make presentations in school. I was reduced to a stuttering bumbling mess.

[@ocelot_the_dragon]

“Even my cat was confused” Is a wonderful example of this trial

[@Adurite]

imagine how the judge feels, it feels like everybody in that room can't explain ANYTHING without making it sound like rocket science.

[@macwoodman9425]

The ad for moist merch was the best part of this video

[@_JackHale]

I cannot believe Charlie compacted his 8'7 godly figure into a the form of a 5'6 demigod just to make Terry feel better. What a guy. W Charlie.

[@gabehart7898]

Extra W's in the chat

[@kendra_t]

​@@gabehart7898 W

[@TheNobody-ru5xg]

It’s so frustrating that the thing she’s finally sued for is something she seems innocent in

[@misael960]

She has a Fucking ton of misinformation and goop shit that would give a good court case , but no , It's a fucking ski accident that goes to court.

[@marissamendoza8128]

fr didn’t someone die from her bullshit bee sting therapy that she advertised in her website?

[@fatsheepeat567]

Yea.

[@boonanamun2959]

I don’t follow anything she does, what in particular does she deserve to be sued for?

[@YoungBuck7912]

@@boonanamun2959 Was bouta ask the same

[@dodgy1779]

During trials like this people will often counter sue for $1 just to make a point, and basically say they aren't in it for money

[@-whyquestion]

K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender 🤓🤓👼🏻👼🏻

[@myst4029]

They aren't wrong. lol. I wonder if this guy decided to go after Gwyneth because she has money. If that's the case, it's best for her to make a point the way she's doing now. She could try suing him for so much more if she is being truthful.

[@DBZZNow]

Exactly. The whole Taylor Swift correlation was because a dj groped her and I believe the dj tried to sue her for wrong allegations but then Taylor countersued for $1.

[@filthyfrank.5]

No. Winning the case proves a point. And shows you aren't doing it for the money.

[@begintothink]

Are you seriously suggesting that a millionaire is making a point by not looking for money? She doesn't need the money from the case it could just be a facade.

[@GhostStealth590]

When the opposing lawyer mentioned King Kong, she looked like she belongs in a sitcom the way she animated.

[@lichbunny3733]

By far the most surprising thing is that of ALL the lawyers Terry could've picked, he found one that's also probably the only fan Gwyneth Paltrow has left. Not sure if it's a cruel form of luck or a curse.

[@Somebody9666]

That lawyer was unprofessional AF imo. If she was a fan then she can behave like that AFTERWARDS and when the case is done. She is there to help Terry and what is she doing? Trying to get info about Taylor swift......Edit, apparently that was some tactic but she did imo extremely bad either way.

[@oliverxhmll]

​@@Somebody9666 lol she was trying to use the disarming technique but she went too far

[@valuigi]

What's the problem with Gwyneth. Why does everyone hate her. Can someone explain please?

[@Daktyl198]

@@valuigi she runs a scam business called Goop, that sells potentially harmful ideas and substances and calls them beneficial.

[@valuigi]

@@immovableobject-o6j bruh what I've never heard about it. Did it hurt anyone so far?

[@dasuberpanda]

After reading about 'Goop' I had no idea that gwyneth paltrow was a much more unhinged batshit insane business owner than Tony Stark ever could be. She plays a very down-to-earth character very well.

[@Electronica27]

Most actors play what they're not

[@nickhughes8179]

She’s almost as batshit crazy as Tony Khan, let alone Tony Stark.

[@Semiotichazey]

Literally the sanest person in that courtroom appeared to be Gwyneth. Bizarre.

[@FiredAndIced]

For a celebrity fall from grace by selling "alternative medicine"-like sex toys, it's insane.

[@satya4577]

whats so suprising?. What makes you think she is "insane" in any other aspect or outside of this courtroom.

[@thewingedserpent5823]

​@@satya4577 Goop

[@LiilYogurt]

@@satya4577 Goop

[@user--710]

​@@satya4577Goop

[@TaylorN1374]

he sounded like he was gonna cry when he asked if he could bring into the treats lmao

[@brookehirst4413]

The lawyers sound like they only had 15 minutes in the courthouse hallway to put together their case 😭😭

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

They had to frantically write with crayons

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez They were given an unsharpened pencil and 5 minutes of prep.

[@keyproblems7590]

This guy is the lawyer you get when they say “if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you”.

[@therealtimc08]

You’d be surprised. Some of those guys are true believers and are some of the best defense lawyers out there.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

My brother had a public defender and the guy really did a good job. He got him a good sentence given the charges and stayed in contact with my mom throughout the thing so she knew what was happening. Not sure we could have paid for a better lawyer

[@authermorgen3361]

@Chinese_Clips Shit you again? CHING-CHONG. And for Logan

[@hankbellamy]

I paid out my ass for a top tier lawyer he talked to me a few times and I had to keep ringing fired him got a public defender he was bloody amazing

[@RusticRonnie]

Public defender are just lawyers who want to help people. They are all pretty decent

[@Longshot3181]

@2:12 your cat back there handling its business.

[@jesse5253]

I mean to be fair I imagine the lawyers were merely trying to find evidence of defimation of character to make each client seem more malicious, since the lawsuit is about a skiing accident that happened literally 7 years ago with no notable witnesses lol

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

good lord 2016 was NOT 7 years ago omggg 😭😭 i refuse to believe that hfjdk

[@jesse5253]

@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 yup we're old lol

[@dariathelazy]

Whenever I think to myself that trials in Ace Attorney are just too goofy to be considered realistic or believable, I remember that real trials exist, lmao

[@Neveri93]

This :D I think you'd actually learn more about law and legislation from Phoenix Wright than from these public cases. This is just unbelievably ridiculous..

[@unholycrusader69]

@@Neveri93 Rule 1: when in doubt, bluff. Rule 2: if that does not work, bluff more. Rule 3: if that also doesn't work, refer to rule 1.

[@anneboostrom2810]

It's really fun to imagine her taking people out on the slopes intentionally

[@kacklerot]

Be careful on the slopes the Gwenator is always watching. Always waiting. 🤣

[@anneboostrom2810]

@@kacklerot This is the reason I don't go out!

[@RowdyRowe2]

If you go skiing with Gwyneth Paltrow, you’re gonna have a bad time

[@felixisme]

The Gwenator is always watching... always ready to strike

[@rampage3337]

The real question is why was he even able to be hit? I mean if it's an active skiing slope then you should only have yourself to blame when you sitt around in the way of everyone and get hit. It's like if you ran out on the highway. It's your own fault if you get hit

[@monos99]

"Did you have heels on?" "No, not at the time"

[@kittyyalo4412]

Paltrow’s lawyer looks like the kind of guy who’s going to say at the end of the trial, “On behalf of Gwyneth Paltrow’s team, thank you judge for hosting us” - like that awkward kid at the end of a school excursion 😂

[@tonoornottono]

is it rude to thank somebody for hosting? i do that all the time

[@ShoppingAttic]

​@@tonoornottono it's weird to thank the judge for doing the job they chose to do

[@Xantosdude]

He seems like the asshole who tries to get everybody to clap after the airplane has landed successfully.

[@ilyamosin3090]

He sounds like he tested positive for bovid

[@MissLilyputt]

@@tonoornottonoIt’s rude to thank the judge for doing their job. It makes it seem like there’s a favor attached or that the judge was in some way favoring the person who thanked them. There’s ways you can show your appreciation without breaking the rules of the court. Giving things to the court, bailiffs and especially the judge and/or jury could look like bribery. It could also unduly influence the jury to feeling more positive about the person even though their being kind in this instance might just be an act to convince the jury to find them not guilty.

[@jaysundj]

The cat licking his ass at 2:14 while Charlie explains the goofiness of this trial just adds to the comedy

[@Integral_Abyss35]

Io is a girl lol.

[@AZURAAAAAAAAAAA]

@@Integral_Abyss35 you really had to correct a cats pronouns huh

[@SylverScourge]

​@@Integral_Abyss35 its a cat, idk if its that serious.

[@najibtheawesomeness2438]

​@@AZURAAAAAAAAAAAbro is just corrected him calm tf down 💀

[@XxDDKingxX]

@@najibtheawesomeness2438 I think he’s pretty calm… 😂

[@NebulaIsTaken]

Not only do you get to watch her trial, but you have an essence of it stored in a candle. Simply amazing.

[@-whyquestion]

K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender 🤓🤓👼🏻👼🏻

[@DxrkArtz]

charlie commented on my newest video

[@KazooKazooie]

Bro these bots 💀

[@anthuknee]

Pussy candles

[@Litigations]

this is gonna be a top comment

[@kingleonidas2182]

10:40 The cat did not deserve this disrespect.

[@MarkSiosal]

The 10 minutes showing he visited every country on earth to do extreme sports while supposedly being incapacitated by the accident was gold. He was so proud and some of his testimony was hilarious.

[@joshn1678]

Yeah, he was literally 100% blind in his right eye and had cataracts in his left eye, the dude should never have been on the slope. He's an eye doctor that doesn't want to realize that his body is failing him

[@miyu1960]

I was listening to it on my way home from work and when he was bringing up the photos and basically said “this you?!” for 10mins straight I had to laugh! Terry can’t accept the fact that he’s getting old and this case has turned into them basically saying “hey, you’re getting old. It’s not her fault.” and it’s kinda sad honestly but he wanted to sue so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@mattaka1411]

Gwyneth is an actual insane person

[@DxrkArtz]

charlie commented on my newest video

[@HabitualThinker]

Remember GOOP? She always has been.

[@MainerMMA]

She kinda bad tho. That crazy look in her eye does something to a man

[@LegiamasC-OnTwitta]

@@MainerMMA he’s out of line but he’s right

[@-whyquestion]

K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender 🤓🤓👼🏻👼🏻

[@sphakamisozondi]

I feel like the judge, jury and the public at large are being pranked by this trial.

[@zepo82]

I think it's all for a film...it must be. Joaquin to direct. ..I hope that but I know it's not :P

[@nathainelmelton4366]

The Giggles your merch Clips give me Are the highlight of my Week

[@0ptimuscrime]

Paltrow’s lawyer probably described the accident that way on purpose, so that the jury can’t picture the accident properly. It’s from his opening argument and it makes about as much sense in context.

[@silent_pete]

Love that he said if nobody stopped her she'd do it again, like Gwyneyth Paltrow is the Skifree yeti lmao

[@gehinkun]

That old man reference made this old man all fuzzy inside. Much like a yeti

[@BurnTheNuance]

Man, that game used to piss me off as a kid. Good times.

[@TKIvanov]

Ay, yooo, I've played that game a few times when I was little.. Never knew its name

[@MollyHJohns]

Is that the game where the white man-eating thing will zoom right at you as you ski? And even if you ski sideways it will still appear and zoom and eat you alive? I'm too old and lost to remember the name but I think it's a DOS game.

[@squatchfromearth4076]

​@@MollyHJohnswindows 95 I think

[@jerry3790]

It’s actually totally reasonable for her to be countersuing for $1 as it shows that she isn’t countersuing for monetary gain but rather to prove her innocence

[@OSCFAN_SAYDEE]

Nah dawg, it's because of potential appeals and counter suits and how she's seen. Combo! Same with Taytay. If Terry wins the appeal after she wins the dollar, her shit company might not have the cash to pay. Nothing is liquid. Aaaaand, can't punch down when public opinion determines your success.

[@minaldhurve8988]

​@@OSCFAN_SAYDEE It's about having the truth out.

[@zwenkwiel816]

she's rich though, of course she doesn't need the money. could just be a PR move.

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

Swampcore is the most Floridian merch name I’ve ever heard. 11/10

[@unrelatedheadtrauma]

I will say, charlie is a master at making the most bizzare comparisons that actually make sense

[@BabvBlues]

YES

[@azopanya7477]

Agreed

[@3zras]

Theo Von is even better

[@MegaBeanHead0]

My auntie met Gwyneth on a plane to America many years ago. Apparently she wasn’t the nicest person, especially to her daughter. She kept ignoring her and only decided to take any interest in her daughter once they left the plane and all the cameras were surrounding them. Edit: it was Gwyneth’s own daughter, not my aunties :)

[@declanjones8888]

Yep, that sounds like Gwyneth Paltrow.

[@DxrkArtz]

charlie commented on my newest video

[@HabitualThinker]

Sounds just like gwyneth. Hopefully that poor kid didn’t look up to her

[@joeldank1708]

welp now i feel bad for her daughter

[@Uber.spooky]

What helmet is your titan wearing

[@CocoTreb]

This cat is the most legendary one to date. Bro literally walked into your room, looked at the court case, and was like hell naw im out 💀

[@swede_nibblets]

Just need to throw out there that that is the best merch ad I’ve ever seen omfg

[@danielmorrison72]

I was super focused on Charlie explaining the case and then I lost all train of thought when I saw his cat, then my brain became as equally unhinged as this case

[@syan2240]

Lmao

[@nickhughes8179]

I saw the cat the moment I read your comment.

[@nrgbunni.]

I can't believe they tried to bribe the court/jury with cupcakes that's so unethical and possibly illegal.

[@HJKampe]

Exactly!

[@Black-Lotus.]

EDP must have been in the jury

[@steven1479]

It was for the bailiffs, who have no effect on the trial.

[@Person01234]

@@steven1479 but once the treats come out, you start offering them around and who can say no to treats? The entire integrity of this trial, which up until that moment was impeccable, has been besmirched.

[@steven1479]

@@Person01234 You're right, I didn't think of that. It would be rude to not bring treats for everyone. You're right, I didn't consider the can of worms those treats could've opened up. I was shortsighted.

[@seasaltlover]

From what I've seen, when people sue for $1 is usually just to prove a point or get documents or something like that. It's symbolic

[@atrium3399]

There's an episode of ace attorney where phoenix wright gets severe amnesia like 5 minutes before a trial and then has to fake his way through an entire court case with no memory of who he is or what a lawyer does, this feels like that

[@Jin76898]

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if that whole court case was ai generated based on how strange it is.

[@TehWhiteTiger]

That would make too much sense

[@kacklerot]

Programmed by Todd Howard. 💀

[@AlcaTraZXG]

​@@kacklerot it just works

[@Terruhx]

@@TehWhiteTiger no it wouldn’t

[@derekasato9035]

The lawyers might be awkward because they actually are inexperienced at actually trying a case. On LawTube some lawyers were discussing how the vast majority of personal injury cases are settled and never see the inside of a court room. Evidently, insurance companies usually force settlements because they avoid trials like the plague.

[@doyerlife9127]

Charlie’s lawsuit against gwyneth sounds 500x more professional than what unfolded before us

[@theera5145]

"Alright your honor if we could please have the jury smell the candle. Okay great... Now we'd like to call Gwyneth up to the stands..."

[@Random-bi9bg]

I would literally donate so Charlie could get the best lawyer out there to convince the judge to allow that

[@jackattacksfilms]

Only the Goop lady would have a court case so goofy it makes the Johnny Depp Trial look like an episode of Judge Judy.

[@theodorebear6714]

I like how the whole legal case on both sides is *"Bro just think about it. It totally is."* Give both of them $1 and call the case settled. It's a tie.

[@elg94]

lmao even gwyneth herself looks at the lawyer like "aww cute, that grown up woman is a big fan", even looks kind of embarassed

[@authermorgen3361]

@Chinese_Clips two words CHING-CHONG

[@bellapoi]

as a court reporter i cannot fathom how i would sit there writing with a straight face as that first attorney was speaking. omg.

[@tyblu7667]

The other lawyer wasn't saying they should have asked them first about the treats because they would actually consider it. He simply didn't want it public to either the bailiffs or anyone else that they wanted to give them treats in the first place.

[@seonghyeoncho6003]

"But what elevates this and brings it into a higher level, and turns that dial from goofy all the way past wacky and even TEETERING ON SILLY " I shed a tear