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@ItsGBMoD3 жыл бұрын
same bro
@irisaferg25243 жыл бұрын
huh
@lizeth1025-s5u3 жыл бұрын
See 12:11
@devilhancore3 жыл бұрын
Legendary.
@maxttozer50373 жыл бұрын
"appears not to be a genuine customer" bro she literally filmed herself eating the lasagna straight from a box literally signed by the owner of GarfieldEATS
@windowpain37223 жыл бұрын
there’s a reason they listed it in the ingredients as “carrot” instead of “carrots”
@LittleIcarus3 жыл бұрын
c a r r o t
@optiona36673 жыл бұрын
Singular
@RoyalGuardEziode3 жыл бұрын
CAR. ROT.
@beesgold14873 жыл бұрын
Car
@tuesdaywithanh3 жыл бұрын
Carrot™
@thescarymanthatgoesbojangl96343 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that GarfieldEats died on a Monday
@prisquesada68563 жыл бұрын
Oh my god.
@CAMCATTO3 жыл бұрын
always hated mondays, f
@peachypineapples5023 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gamerkidkoolkidzone2873 жыл бұрын
petition to ban mondays
@fishboi60513 жыл бұрын
F
@olivia44053 жыл бұрын
"I've ingested Garfield's Secret Sauce" is a sentence that i never thought would walk the Earth and see the Sun
@fortunatecookie3 жыл бұрын
“To fulfill all of our orange-y liquids needs”
@alicequeenofmadness99953 жыл бұрын
lol
@olivia44053 жыл бұрын
@Ben Naughton ~ that's a secret ~
@evamh3 жыл бұрын
I am sad I will not be able to say that phrase
@gronklevlonkle17173 жыл бұрын
It hasn't. I have it locked in my room since she uttered those words. Send help
@kerrimartin27443 жыл бұрын
people say they’re afraid to have the covid vaccine but willingly ingest garfield eats lasagna
@pandasplayhouse91433 жыл бұрын
I love how no one is even touching this!
@shanenanigans273 жыл бұрын
"If you eat GarfieldEATS lasagna don't worry about what's in the vaccine."
@Yasokiii3 жыл бұрын
garfield eats is the only vaccine humanity will ever need
@nonymouswisp81763 жыл бұрын
@@Yasokiii It will make sure you never get sick any more from any disease
@TheBluestflamingos3 жыл бұрын
@@nonymouswisp8176 Yeah, because if you eat enough of these "lasagnas", you'll die, and dead people can't catch covid.
@Kelpy_Seal3 жыл бұрын
The sentence “I’ve ingested Garfield’s secret sauce” will forever haunt me.
@roadbone19413 жыл бұрын
What do you know, youre a cat.
@Kelpy_Seal3 жыл бұрын
@@roadbone1941 Me and Garfield are on bad terms.
@piercepattman20423 жыл бұрын
@@Kelpy_Seal cats don't like Garfield. Fact
@Kelpy_Seal3 жыл бұрын
@@piercepattman2042 He still owns me like $20.
@roadbone19413 жыл бұрын
@@Kelpy_Seal no Garfield pizza for you.
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
i never thought i'd have to listen to the words "garfaccino" ever again.
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
*slams glass of beer on bar table and turns around to face you*
@mustbeavalidhandle3 жыл бұрын
What abour garfpacho
@huntermcarthur15003 жыл бұрын
g- g- garf- garfaccino...
@gaeriefire27623 жыл бұрын
what about dunkaccino? remember that?
@azli33 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd hear it at all!
@worm70643 жыл бұрын
She's slowly declining into mullet territory with that haircut. A true lesbian icon.
@spaceorc13973 жыл бұрын
Loving it
@dearbunni3 жыл бұрын
@@spaceorc1397 unus annus uNUS ANNUS-
@alexisturner98543 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it was a classy mullet
@Rat-ld8xu3 жыл бұрын
DECLINING?
@skystygian3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean INCLINING
@fionathepersona94093 жыл бұрын
Garfield Eats closed on a monday. . . I suppose that's why he always hated mondays rip garfield eats
@farateq3 жыл бұрын
he saw the future and hated what he saw
@iankellymorris3 жыл бұрын
James A. Garfield was assassinated on a Monday.
@bertoandon96813 жыл бұрын
@@iankellymorris oh is that the real reason?
@iankellymorris3 жыл бұрын
@@bertoandon9681 If it is, Jim Davis is much funnier than I give him credit for.
@chocodoco48553 жыл бұрын
THE DEMIURGE IS AT IT AGAIN!
@adambaker29673 жыл бұрын
Broke: Landlord Woke: “Unempathetic Landmonster”
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
Build your own house then.
@samlogan-warshaw3003 жыл бұрын
@@Kolek-sun-eater lol how does that boot taste.
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
@@samlogan-warshaw300 that doesn't make any sense. I'm a constitutionalist, I dont want more government, I'd like less. So this "bootlicker" term you and the rest of the people with your same mentality throw round is counter intuitive. Get a job, take care of yourself and your family, and dont depend on other people to take care of you. Grow up.
@adambaker29673 жыл бұрын
@@Kolek-sun-eater I would, but a certain class of people owns all the land 😥
@fleeksfleeks3 жыл бұрын
@@Kolek-sun-eater I don't think you're a bootlicker, you literally deep-throat the boot.
@beetljam7923 жыл бұрын
starting a revolt against landlords bc they contribute nothing to the economy, produce no value and can charge whatever they want because shelter is a necessity: broke starting a revolt against landlords bc no one will patron your garfield themed restaurant that sells garfield shaped pizza: woke
@user-kn4uz7ij7g3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@thechristmaswitch73233 жыл бұрын
Hey, Rise
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
Or you can buy a home........
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
@KAMARA GRANGER maybe not right this second, but isn't that a reasonable goal to try and push yourself to achieve for the future?
@TranshumanMarissa3 жыл бұрын
@@Kolek-sun-eater not really. Housing is expensive as hell, since all the places with a good econamy generally have high prices for housing, while places with cheap housing is generally so far from any decent work. so like.. its really hard to generate savings to achieve any sort of long term goal. no amount of pushing oneself will cause you to magically be able to purchase a home, unless your already in a good position. Most people are pushed into a rent situation because they cant afford, long term or short term, a house.
@walterl3223 жыл бұрын
Actually, I believe that the “food was kinda chewy” on the mug was a moment of self awareness
@CidGuerreiro12343 жыл бұрын
A Garfield obsessed "businessman" sounds like a fictional character you wouldn't believe could ever exist if you saw him in a movie.
@thelexicon72943 жыл бұрын
Yes. Like, you'd read about this character in a book, sigh, and think to yourself how Elon Musk has given us so much material already, we don't need to invent a Garfield obsession to make fun of him. But lo and behold.
@johnr7973 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Pynchon character
@VIPandalicious3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the villain of a live action Garfield movie, where he pops out the screen and in to the real world
@Farragox3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Like those live action kids movies have ridiculous villains like him
@AAAKISSON3 жыл бұрын
@@VIPandalicious Someone make this movie happen! That dude would probably be down to play a major role in a garfield movie.
@eleam993 жыл бұрын
i think justin mcelroy was tagged bc he had a full mental breakdown over garfieldeats on mbmbam
@gorklax3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly it. I actually first heard about it because of their Munch Squad segment.
@sierraskye9133 жыл бұрын
Yup. Weird they didnt put him in the picture then though... or properly tag the guy that they *did* put in
@jasorr48253 жыл бұрын
@H Corwin episode 462: the pork doctor :)
@katefraz3 жыл бұрын
one of the guys in the pic has the munch squad logo on his back
@one-blue-floof3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume she never had a mental breakdown over Garfield eats
@whatsupranchdubois3 жыл бұрын
I watched this video with my boyfriend and he pointed at the screen and asked "is that her?" and I was like "who?" and he said "long furby"
@averytrexel2 жыл бұрын
what you didn’t know is her real name is long furby
@deadletter43173 жыл бұрын
They could’ve just done a food truck and capitalized on the novelty by strategic social media engagement and traveling to different metropolitan areas 🤔 and they wouldn’t have to pay rent
@xoxomiha3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that would have worked in the late 2000's 🤔
@1800PAlN Жыл бұрын
@@xoxomiha 4 words: hello kitty café truck
@zoid59113 жыл бұрын
That lasagna "commercial" is terrifying. That man lives in the uncanny valley.
@IQzminus23 жыл бұрын
Nathan and Garfield eats could move to Night Vale and fit right in, no need to change anything
@jorat81603 жыл бұрын
His forehead is bigger than my hopes and dreams
@connorml3 жыл бұрын
@@jorat8160 you have some big ass hopes and dreams
@benedictdwyer26083 жыл бұрын
It’s filmed like he’s a sponsored Instagram model pretending to like the so-called “lasagna” that is really just sheets of hard noodles with some expired ricotta cheese
@s1lverwaffles3 жыл бұрын
He gives off the vibe that if you tried to leave his "restaurant" he wouldn't let you
@Prinnamon3 жыл бұрын
"He doesn't say things like 'landlords are unethical' because he's actually critical of capitalism. He says it to deflect from the fact that nobody went to his Garfield restaurant" is one of the most powerful two-sentence stories I've ever heard
@erikw40513 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@EchizenRyoma773 жыл бұрын
The things they don't want you to know.
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
How are landlords unethical?
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
Build your own home then. Nobody owes anyone else anything. It's not your right or anyone else's to get stuff for free. Sounds like what you want is for everyone to live in low income housing provided by the state. No wonder nobody takes you guys seriously.
@ShadowBaofu3 жыл бұрын
Here comes the "why aren't millennials buying homes" brigade again, blissfully unaware that Toronto real estate is like NYC real estate.
@emuscreeches60923 жыл бұрын
Rip Garfield eats, You will always and forever taint my subconscious.
@bluefalcon63563 жыл бұрын
Heh, taint
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
Trisha paytas too 🥰
@emuscreeches60923 жыл бұрын
@@bluefalcon6356 heh, yeah
@shytendeakatamanoir97403 жыл бұрын
Even in the grave, he will continue to entergage us.
@emuscreeches60923 жыл бұрын
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 This is the best reply. Thank you and please never speak again
@abbyj12523 жыл бұрын
Update: they announced a few weeks ago that he’s coming up with a new restaurant Scooby Doo Eats I cant wait for the adventures this new restaurant will entail
@ZijnShayatanica3 жыл бұрын
It's disappointing that he did not name it ScoobEatOo.
@xenon89273 жыл бұрын
@@ZijnShayatanica ingenious
@sav7153 жыл бұрын
@@ZijnShayatanica i thought it was dumb until i said it out loud and now im losing it
@avastepanian5673 жыл бұрын
Scoob , eat doo
@hauntedvessel87213 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just a goof until I looked it up and now I’m scared
@thisisthelukas3 жыл бұрын
Nathan's face looks like his textures are still loading.
@JackedThor-so3 жыл бұрын
He is a simulation, confirmed
@SharkyMcSnarkface3 жыл бұрын
He’s an Oblivion NPC that escaped the clutches of Todd Howard
@nonymouswisp81763 жыл бұрын
Like Mike Zuckerburg
@b4d7873 жыл бұрын
r/Rareinsultus
@targaghjj3 жыл бұрын
His makeup is a bit heavy for a "young(!) entrepreneur".
@frogfur71003 жыл бұрын
as a Gen Z™ in like. fourth grade my friend from our good christian home school program was obsessed with garfield and i feel like he would un-ironically be excited to get a garficcino
@theello13773 жыл бұрын
Honestly? In this economy? And considering the pointlessness of modern existence in post-post-modernism? Valid✨
@aubanana3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry WHAT-
@aroacelegenddairy3 жыл бұрын
Im not surprised as a Gen Z™ myself. But cheesus, that is crazy.
@dogocatostudios87193 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Gen Z™, noice
@woodlandcreaturefeature28323 жыл бұрын
oh god this throat-punched me into the past. glad to see other Good Christian Homeschooled Children are turning out okay too✌
@garfieldsmutenthusiast3 жыл бұрын
This is so sad. Alexa, play Garfield Gameboy'd soundtrack
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
*Megalovania plays in background*
@crisptomato94953 жыл бұрын
One bad gloop and I do what I yoinky
@alexac42933 жыл бұрын
I will
@gaeriefire27623 жыл бұрын
ooh, a lumpytouch fan, person of culture
@bobdolesrevenge3 жыл бұрын
Hey, good news, fellow Americans! Once you account for the exchange rate a GarfieldEats lasagna is only $32.83 US! What a deal!
@somethingunusual84563 жыл бұрын
Idk the price of stuff in the US so I'm just gonna say where I live that buys lunch and dessert for a family of 4 people in a good restaurant
@-VoDkAsVengeance-2 жыл бұрын
@@somethingunusual8456 That could maybe be possible in the Southern states (South Carolina, Louisiana, Texas, Florida) but the more West you get the more expensive it is. Used to live in SC, got dinner and drinks for 3 people on Kings Street for barely 50 dollars. I now live in Washington, you can barely feed one person with $10 at a fast food place.
@somethingunusual84562 жыл бұрын
@@-VoDkAsVengeance- Got it. Gentrification 😭
@roulettesinclair Жыл бұрын
thats 50 dollars where i live 😭
@clockworkmonsters8590 Жыл бұрын
That's $55.33 in NZD! Yikes! XD
@Fluffkitscripts3 жыл бұрын
“Capitalism rewards innovation!” Capitalism:
@infinitum85583 жыл бұрын
Capitalism also weeds out bad businesses... so, it's working for once?
@RuSosan3 жыл бұрын
@@infinitum8558 "Capitalism also weeds out bad businesses..." *BWHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!*
@Nepetita696963 жыл бұрын
Imagine believing that communism is any better than capitalism.
@RuSosan3 жыл бұрын
@@Nepetita69696 Apparently those are the _only two options_ and someone here definitely said a single positive word about communism before yo- Oh waaaaait...
@Nepetita696963 жыл бұрын
@@RuSosan Ohhhh waaaiiiiittttt... you probably do support communism and are just trying to play it off.
@noahboucher1253 жыл бұрын
"I would eat this if I was 14 and absolutely ravenous, and they served it to me in the school cafeteria," is some of the darkest shade to throw on somebody's food
@akarikazi3 жыл бұрын
"the storefront closed last monday" GARFIELD HATES MONDAYS ITS SO GOOD
@missgendered98343 жыл бұрын
The thought of being sealed in doorless Garfield hell both terrifies and intrigues me
@spaceorc13973 жыл бұрын
Garfeild EATS Hell
@alexfizik10933 жыл бұрын
@@spaceorc1397 he sure does eat hell
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that sounds like a jam to me
@polymphus3 жыл бұрын
I cannot see the words "oh oh" without immediately following it up JAIL FOR MOTHER and it feels strangely appropriate here, coming from Garfield's mouth, to his awful food father
@haveagoodmourning3 жыл бұрын
I hate that I know what this means
@slightlypeevedpossom85103 жыл бұрын
miette's tragedy 😔
@Lucinoxe_Halliday3 жыл бұрын
you kick miette like the football?
@zebbyscoot39903 жыл бұрын
Mfs be kicking GarfieldEATS like the football smh 😔
@iwakeupandboomimarat3 жыл бұрын
miette a tragedy in three acts
@duhshi15753 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of Amy's Baking Company when Amy told Gordon Ramsey that all of the *daily* complaints were just haters that wanted to destroy her
@sylvieficco54893 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode and the one were they went back and how they sold shirts about it. Those episodes were insane!
@30catsinacardigan223 жыл бұрын
meow
@shipper-of-heart88983 жыл бұрын
Yeah and how she admitted she didn't contact the show for help, but rather to get publicity.
@thecrystaltide37573 жыл бұрын
God was on that Mad Libs Random Generator when he made Nathen Mazri's career path
@olivia44053 жыл бұрын
im the 69th like ur welcome
@nonymouswisp81763 жыл бұрын
He made a (noun) when he sold (plural noun)
@Vigilanchovy3 жыл бұрын
Dude, a Garfield restaurant isn't even a new idea, there have been several in Indiana, you know where Jim Davis is from.
@PancakemonsterFO43 жыл бұрын
But are they GOOD?
@Kolek-sun-eater3 жыл бұрын
Never seen a Garfield restaurant here.
@GossamerGhoul2 жыл бұрын
Name one that was _entergaging_
@Trashcan272 жыл бұрын
@@PancakemonsterFO4 they’re pretty average as far as food. Basic burgers or pizza kind of stuff
Here's how to run a successful Garfield-themed restaurant: Make a good lasagna.
@CidGuerreiro12343 жыл бұрын
While you're at it, pick a character that hasn't been nearly irrelevant to pop culture for over 10 years to be the face of your brand. It might help wth your branding.
@isabelbarker7863 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it could have worked if they just happened to make the best damn lasagna ever
@juanjuri61273 жыл бұрын
Oh oh! This is a spamming or hateful KZbinr with a bad intent.
@chimpinaneckbrace3 жыл бұрын
And be closed on Mondays.
@daniellel2303 жыл бұрын
I especially love that you put "food" in quotations as you are implying it is something other than that
@daniellel2303 жыл бұрын
Like What is it then I am terrified
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
lipomas 🥰
@daniellel2303 жыл бұрын
@@CemeteryDriveClown I really hope it isn't, but alas; the true secret of Garfield Eats
@ivyravenclaw35733 жыл бұрын
@@daniellel230 its a reason to live, to breathe, to survive. Its more than just food, it gives me strength to go on I tottaly didnt steal this from stan twitter🤠
@SirChubbyBunny3 жыл бұрын
I love "ingested" being used too in the same way you'd accidentally drink Windex.
@DrNukeShow3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about North America, but in my home country, Garfield has stopped being a character. Now he is a brand of school supplies.
@JackedThor-so3 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! Seriously? 😂
@DrNukeShow3 жыл бұрын
@@JackedThor-so No shows, no cartoons, no toys. Just notebooks, backpacks, lunchboxes, pencil cases, scissors, folders... You name it. If it is used by elementary and middle school students, you can get it with Garfield's face on it.
@JackedThor-so3 жыл бұрын
@@DrNukeShow thats wild! 🤣
@Bongosbunny3 жыл бұрын
@@DrNukeShow Garfield to you was essentially what Lisa frank was to us???
@StarlitGlitch3 жыл бұрын
May I ask what country this is?
@adrianrojas75743 жыл бұрын
Just like a lasagna, this video went though several layers of cursed content
@adrianrojas75743 жыл бұрын
I got validation from the lesbian mom herself
@themyofmy3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianrojas7574 the chosen one
@sholem_bond3 жыл бұрын
it's a complex issue that has... many layers
@enielfblerta4283 жыл бұрын
This just made me snort laugh
@CrowMaiden3 жыл бұрын
that's roughly 3 more layers than that lasagna had
@fionathepersona94093 жыл бұрын
this was posted on a ✨t h u r s d a y✨
@ivyravenclaw35733 жыл бұрын
Correct🤠👍
@bunnyy99323 жыл бұрын
✨t h u r s d a y✨
@grahamrichardson96203 жыл бұрын
Because Garfield only hates Mondays.
@erinjkrizakk3 жыл бұрын
god bless
@fruitygarlic36013 жыл бұрын
Because Castiel is the angel of Thursday. Boyporridge be praised!
@SoTiredZzZ3 жыл бұрын
"Can we do a sequel to this video where buy $45 dollars worth of lasagna ingredients to make lasagna and see how much better it is?" The sequel I never I knew I wanted.
@isaacleguin21713 жыл бұрын
PLEASE, I want that video
@somesortofdeliciousbiscuit37043 жыл бұрын
PS - I have made orange tomato sauce at home - you use mostly yellow tomatoes with a few red ones - it is delicious if you reduce it slowly with home grown tomatoes.
@idrawstuffiguess86803 жыл бұрын
that image of Nathan Mazri wearing a tight shirt holding a GarfieldEats box over an all orange background is now my aesthetic. #GarfCore
@savi_kay3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to make you aware that I was the 69th like on this Garfcore comment, and it's my crowning achievement in life.
@Sam-mu4pc3 жыл бұрын
have you heard about the guy who ordered a Garfield plushie from the app and received *a 50-pound bag of sand* just...sand
@evies.10183 жыл бұрын
Dang, that’s gotta suck. You know how sand is, all coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
@fionadreesbach36853 жыл бұрын
That is so funny
@aethercore3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO WHAT
@aethercore3 жыл бұрын
but HOW?? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEBN
@shytendeakatamanoir97403 жыл бұрын
The guy in question is Quinton Review (stuck in Garfield hell as well in this painting). There's a video on his channel about this insane odyssey.
@panqueque4453 жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for the one kid in Toronto who likes Garfield and their mom got them this for dinner because she saw it and thought they'd love it.
@neuswoesje5903 жыл бұрын
his birthday dinner too, probab;y
@AAAKISSON3 жыл бұрын
I was way too into Garfield as a kid. That kid could've been me.
@Nina-cd2eh3 жыл бұрын
Thankfully, I think that'd be very rare nowadays. lmao
@k.morningstar79833 жыл бұрын
well, how about the monster who can't start their day without a garfaccino
@nina.robbs5653 жыл бұрын
"for once, Toronto got something incredibly cursed" *the poop slinger has entered the chat*
@ellelard39923 жыл бұрын
im afraid to ask but i _need_ to know
@EmmzyDee3 жыл бұрын
@@ellelard3992 there was a man in Toronto (referred to commonly as peepee poopoo man) who dressed up like a construction worker to walk into university campuses where he threw a bucket full of liquid-y poop at students in the library. This happened three times at two different universities 😬
@clownfromclowntown3 жыл бұрын
Weird question but I’ve seen a lot of KZbin comments with that spiral as their profile picture, what’s it from/for??
@coniferouss3 жыл бұрын
@@clownfromclowntown it’s from a KZbin channel called Unus Annus which was made by Markiplier and CrankGameplays. They uploaded everyday and planned to delete their channel after a year, which they did on November 14.
@kaffeebaby46903 жыл бұрын
@@clownfromclowntown it's the logo for a channel named Unus Annus, Latin for "one year", who made content for one year and then deleted their channel. they cultivated a huge following and ended recently
@bassman92619953 жыл бұрын
this comment has been brewing for a long time: if you want an orange pizza, use cheddar cheese. The sauce doesn’t need to be weirdly orange when you have perfectly normal options for orange cheese.
@Trashcan272 жыл бұрын
Or even a foccacia sauce like garlic butter and pizza sauce mixed. Idk what’s even in there to make it that color
@wrightcember20 күн бұрын
yellow 6
@kasparalindberg64073 жыл бұрын
Listen,,,I unironically love the Garfield movies, and this owner sounds like he could be the villain in them both
@i.m.evilhomer50843 жыл бұрын
He looks & sounds like he could be the son of first film's villain. How do I remember this shit?
@nonymouswisp81763 жыл бұрын
Garfield 3 when
@galaxycat99662 жыл бұрын
@@nonymouswisp8176 When portal 3 comes out
@frootsnacc679011 ай бұрын
I feel the owner would be honored to be portrayed in a Garfield movie, even if he *was* a villain
@swampmermaid30813 жыл бұрын
GarfieldEATS story ends with the owner going full classicidal Maoist on the landlord.
@Clawdragoons3 жыл бұрын
@@Javajavajav His dream was to feed the masses Garfield-shaped food, so can we please put him in a Garfield fursuit before devouring him???
@factsandlogic.87623 жыл бұрын
oh please we're living in the weirdest timeline already, please let this happen
@maybemablemaples21443 жыл бұрын
@@Clawdragoons it truly is the circle of life and we do be living in a society 🤔
@miahross85943 жыл бұрын
Seeing the goth mother in neon orange is unsettling
@cowcorpse55333 жыл бұрын
The way she rolled up the Garfield sleeves In true lesbian fashion is sending me
@Sirlgglesworth3 жыл бұрын
The fact that there's carrots in a lasagna? makes me think they ordered so many carrots for the juice, they just started sticking them into other dishes to pad out costs.
@emmagill62372 жыл бұрын
idk, maybe carrots in the "meat" sauce? like in a bolognese?
@B.-T.9 ай бұрын
Carrots can go in a lasagna. My sicillian godfather puts some in his.
@TimCools_WithALongO3 жыл бұрын
Why does Nathan Mazri's beard look like he drew it on with a marker pen?
@calliet0193 жыл бұрын
FINALLY I SEE SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT WTF
@30catsinacardigan223 жыл бұрын
it looks like he packed eyeshadow into it... like bad eyebrows
@yabbero83593 жыл бұрын
Garfield eats is gone just another sacrifice to this year.
@olivia44053 жыл бұрын
i'll add it to the list, along with my sanity
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
Trisha Paytas died too young 😔
@jackee-is-silent29383 жыл бұрын
Which goes to show not everything in 2020 is part of the curse. Or even that bad.
@legoduckie3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Garfield Eats had to die so the FDA could approve the covid vaccine
@DangerBaer3 жыл бұрын
why he look like a mannequin given life through dark magic
@azli33 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Gordon Ramsay made an episode on Garfield eats
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
God I want to see that so much "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS!"
@bellarosethorne3 жыл бұрын
he'd walk in, see how everything is frozen (and probably microwaved) and decide it's just not worth it. even the worst people on his shows are at least interestingly flawed, this is just painful and Ramsay just... no.
@teagannam3 жыл бұрын
I would sacrifice Thursday just to see that
@lucanavarrete72343 жыл бұрын
nathan would just retort "oh oh!"
@twotrucks52633 жыл бұрын
"I have ingested Garfield's secret sauce" -Strange Æons, 2020
@idontusethisanymore77323 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp my dude.
@cheezymcsqueezy54653 жыл бұрын
Is this an account run by the iconic truck couple featured in lemon demon aka Neil cicierega’s hit song two trucks?
@twotrucks52633 жыл бұрын
@@cheezymcsqueezy5465 yes
@IStealYourZs3 жыл бұрын
As an italian I dragged myself through the video crying and kicking
@georgiavol61583 жыл бұрын
thank you for your service
@nonymouswisp81763 жыл бұрын
Enjoy the 3 layer lazannio with basically no filling
@asterius48563 жыл бұрын
"Great job, millennial!" feels like the spiritual successor of "ok, boomer"
@josie_99613 жыл бұрын
"We went for the meme, but then we never went back." this will be my senior quote
@jcmsaucey65553 жыл бұрын
"You just look like you're from Camp Halfblood" Ow, my childhood
@eve_bee72763 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@cindyhuang20303 жыл бұрын
@@eve_bee7276 kurapika is now drowning
@eve_bee72763 жыл бұрын
@@cindyhuang2030 ...in an indescribable emptiness *happy guitar solo*
@moss_yt3 жыл бұрын
The only other time I’ve heard someone be called “Fearless Leader” is when North Korean news anchors talk about Kim Jong-Un. The fact the GarfieldEats guy was the one to call himself that is strangely terrifying.
@cunkjunk3 жыл бұрын
timmy and tommy also refer to tom nook as "our fearless leader" in animal crossing new horizons for the nintendo switch i now find this fact concerning
@HiperPivociarz3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about the fact this Garfield-themed restaurant closed on monday?
@Olivenpaste3 жыл бұрын
I hate mondays
@xenon89273 жыл бұрын
i hate mondays
@bees.creative.collections3 жыл бұрын
I think in garfields back story, in one of his previous nine lives (if you know the Garfield lore) his previous owner had a restaurant that was closed on Mondays so itd make sense for a Garfield themed restaurant to be closed on Mondays
@benedictdwyer26083 жыл бұрын
@@bees.creative.collections no, it wasn’t a Chick-fil-A Sunday situation, ohnonono, it permanently closed on a monday
@zoetherebel3 жыл бұрын
“You look like you’re from Camp Half-Blood” Æons confirmed for child of Hades
@kn1ght-7883 жыл бұрын
I don’t think dressing gothish makes you a child of Hades.
@Twingrim3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know much about Percy Jackson, but I would argue she’s a child of one of the Muses.
@zoetherebel3 жыл бұрын
@@kn1ght-788 no but having a critique channel absolutely does lmao
@azuregriffin11163 жыл бұрын
@@Twingrim the muse of tragedy.
@ahruinstoll28013 жыл бұрын
Probably Apollo
@onlyxddities45823 жыл бұрын
god i just really wasnt prepared to hear the word ‘garficcino’ again in this lifetime
@alexmalinascomposer3 жыл бұрын
This is the best Hannukah gift I could ask for
@jlkjlkjkljklj91623 жыл бұрын
Has anyone mentioned that "Love me, feed me, don't leave me" has the exact same energy as "meow, meow, PURR"
@Yandereiter2 жыл бұрын
Nathan needs to make the first entergaging garfield themed cat cafe
@alextcherdak58963 жыл бұрын
The intersection of STRANGE ÆONS and the McElroy brothers was not one I expected to find, especially not in Garfield Eats
@cesarg.57503 жыл бұрын
"Fearless leader Nathan Masri". His next venture is going to be Moose and Squirell burgers isn't it.
@sierraskye9133 жыл бұрын
Now THAT I would visit, Garfield is an enigma to me but I used to be obsessed with Rocky and Bullwinkle as a child
@FunkyStudios3 жыл бұрын
Rocky and Bullwinkle Burgers vs Gumby's Pizza
@luisel.88243 жыл бұрын
The amount of calories this thing supposedly has probably takes into account that everybody only has one bite of it because it's too disgusting to eat any more of it
@thisguyrightherehello87573 жыл бұрын
The dude hyping up the garfield frozen lasagna looks like he drew on his beard with sharpie
@retvolution3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@MyrRoar3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, looks so fake I couldn't pay attention to a word he said
@mothisgud20403 жыл бұрын
So I had a dream that some anonymous person kept on buying me GarfieldEATS and having it delivered to my house and I’m absolutely traumatized from it
@chilljelloton20893 жыл бұрын
my day is ruined by the fact that i will never be able to physically enter garfield eats
@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava3 жыл бұрын
The part where they film the lasagna cooking from across the fucking room like it's the goddamn Blair Witch Project sent me. God bless.
@aproxamillionwasps4743 жыл бұрын
The inside of that lasagna looks like a yeast infection.
@themyofmy3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@p_eanuts_x3 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm going to vomit sooner or later
@christy18193 жыл бұрын
Why would they make this choice...Garfield is too powerful for a food company to come close to his power...of course they closed
@slightlypeevedpossom85103 жыл бұрын
are you implying that garfield himself consumed this restaurant, made in his honor, out of spite? was the "landmonster" that nathan speaks of just garf in human form???
@timberpen8783 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@heybulldog15893 жыл бұрын
the landlord giving the guy a discount and taking losses for him couldn’t even counteract 1% of Garfield’s power
@cyberdrago493 жыл бұрын
I don’t get why she said boomer humor, I’m a millennial and I absolutely love Garfield comics. I mean, I’m an early millennial (born in ‘92) but some of the millennials who are a lot younger seem to think I’m a boomer simply because of our age difference which really isn’t right
@christy18193 жыл бұрын
@@slightlypeevedpossom8510 He was not aware that Garfield himself destroyed him, as Garfield’s true form is too awe-inspiring for the human mind. So he instead blamed anyone else he could. Garfield destroyed him, as his restaurant did not live up to Garfield’s standards
@Shadypelt3 жыл бұрын
As someone who makes frozen foods at work.. oh boy.. I can SEE the love put into it with that clump of cheddar on top.
@itsafroggytime2 жыл бұрын
my absolute favorite thing about Nighthawks is that the artist, Edward Hopper, actually just forgot to paint the door
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
we out here judging Nathan for being obsessed with Garfield while we hail a longified furby named Thursday as our god
@cesarg.57503 жыл бұрын
Furby Eats is a long subs sandwich shop and the staff is just fantastic queers.
@thegreendorito90953 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@alexanderf84513 жыл бұрын
I'm not judging him for being obsessed with Garfield. Its basically everything else.
@daeundances3 жыл бұрын
@@cesarg.5750 but this should actually be a thing pleaseeee
@farateq3 жыл бұрын
thursday is different, garfield isn’t longified, thursday is
@thebigvee1373 жыл бұрын
She definitely needs to watch the bad CGI Garfield movies they made. They haunt me for my childhood and I need someone else to feel my pain.
@dreamingwolf75213 жыл бұрын
I try to forget, and yet here I am, returning to this garf-hell
@Nettles0073 жыл бұрын
Nah mate those were bangers
@lizzietheshortie3 жыл бұрын
I remember a mobile game that there was
@c3ru1ean413 жыл бұрын
noooo the tail of two kitties was a fucking banger
@moth37113 жыл бұрын
the superhero one I actually loved for some reason 💀
@koko-rm7ew3 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE NATHAN’S SIGNATURE NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A RARE PIECE OF HISTORY YOU POSSES? PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER THAT FOR YEARS
@AirborneAshes3 жыл бұрын
AND IT'S ON STYROFOAM, THE MOST CURSED MATERIAL
@Pep953 жыл бұрын
I love how Nathan somehow thought he was going to get good publicity from this by sending her extra stuff
@k3_1ee3 жыл бұрын
My mother owns a small toys and collectibles store that is family run and I can say that most of the things he said about google reviews “destroying small businesses” isn’t really a huge problem. It is true that owning a small business if rough but I can tell you that we’ve only had one or two bad reviews that where clearly people not understanding that we aren’t Walmart or a big box store. His food is just bad in all honesty and google reviews aren’t what’s killing small businesses XD
@Vvviktor1163 жыл бұрын
My italian grandma is going to slap this Garfield loving man so hard for messing with the sacred lasagna. He should start to hide.
@Vvviktor1163 жыл бұрын
@jenny moe There is no mercy. Only lasagna.
@apollosgrief49203 жыл бұрын
I'm baffled at the sheer poetic beauty of Garfieldeats being permanently shut down on a monday
@unluckychoices3 жыл бұрын
i love how you and Thursday are forever now appart of Garfield.
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
You can never leave 🥰
@ClankTube3 жыл бұрын
20:07 You paid $45 for a box of SCP-3166 and I can't be convinced otherwise. Sleep with one eye open.
@cloudieo3 жыл бұрын
The reason why the lasanga tasted so weird is because it was made of Jim Davis and the creator of garfields eats...
@yumkas3 жыл бұрын
This makes me strangely sad, cause my mom love Garfield. She'd be so hyped for a place like this.
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
this whole channel is just Teya slowly losing her mind. onision's books, girl defined, classically abby...
@CemeteryDriveClown3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Thursday
@user-oj7np2ej1z3 жыл бұрын
...Garfield eats
@tieflingcorpse98173 жыл бұрын
This is the after math where shes revelling in her insanity
@unicornburgers3023 жыл бұрын
@@CemeteryDriveClown Thursday is the only thing keeping Teyas mind tethered to her body
@thedoomnegotiator96933 жыл бұрын
@@unicornburgers302 I thought he was a very unassuming parasitic fur-worm
@forestdwellingwitch47273 жыл бұрын
Tia: No one means in google reviews for fun. Me who is trolling the trump cafe google reviews for fun: Ha yeah.
@percyaguirre29703 жыл бұрын
i don't know you but i want you to know I'm proud of you:)
@forestdwellingwitch47273 жыл бұрын
@@percyaguirre2970 Thank you kind stranger.
@mcspudster52893 жыл бұрын
In Sixth grade we had to recreate a painting and the painting I did was Nighthawks, and now I am disappointed that I couldn't do the grarfiled eats version.
@kattmalanotte32483 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I must admit that a big part of my soul died
@zaggermorph10 ай бұрын
Justin McElroy being tagged as the empty space between people in a painting remixed to be Garfield themed is such a haunting concept.
@crisptomato94953 жыл бұрын
When you talked about Garfield Eats being in Toronto it made me sad I live in Ottawa but then I remembered my city is the birthplace of our lord and saviour Thursday Boyporridge.
@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi21223 жыл бұрын
Who is that anyways
@perrytheplatypus20013 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122 Her long furby
@crisptomato94953 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122 The long furby in the background.
@sunnysimmons19363 жыл бұрын
I'm loving that renaissance esque Garfield eats painting
@dalton17263 жыл бұрын
Landlord: "I'm shutting down GarfieldEats because you haven't been paying me rent." Nathan Mazri: "I will raise my children as Maoists."
@Speederzzz3 жыл бұрын
Garfield is a Maoist
@HeyJinx3 жыл бұрын
*anarcho-syndicalism intensifies*
@ClaudiaNW2 жыл бұрын
The shaking hands meme between Masri and Mao: kill all landlords
@SuperbBirb8123 жыл бұрын
P L E A S E make the sequel with the homemade lasagna. I live for the chaotic cooking videos you put out!
@lucyinthesky44443 жыл бұрын
I think I’m about your age and had the Garfield Christmas and Halloween specials on VHS growing up. The Halloween one actually really scared me as a kid, so when I stumbled upon r/imsorryjon I felt a weird sense of nostalgia
@ClaudiaNW2 жыл бұрын
Garfield and Friends was a great show
@jackhardy94093 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence and prayer for the beloved garfuccino: Love me, Feed me, Don't leave me, Amen.
@monkeyball30883 жыл бұрын
i dmed the garfield eats account and when i said "please block me" they said "dont be silly". i knew i must escape from garfields grasp, so i blocked them and every garfield gimmick. i am very happy now
@kels45203 жыл бұрын
when I saw 14:57 I thought that it was a mugshot and his orange blazer was a jumpsuit and I just accepted it because finding out Nathen Mazri got arrested wouldn't have been the weirdest part of this entire situation.
@sholem_bond3 жыл бұрын
Earlier in this comments section I suggested using "penne alla vodka" vodka-sauce-but-cooked-down (so it's not alcoholic) for the orange sauce in the Garfield pizzas and lasagna, but also... just make your own tomato sauce, using yellow/orange heirloom tomatoes instead of normal red ones. Those exist. Like, use a vaguely Italian sauce that is an actual flavor
@CoryMck3 жыл бұрын
*_Nobody's talking about how he said they have a database of their customers _**_12:22_*