I heard somewhere that gays love pins . . . strange-aeons.myshopify.com/
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes we do
@beth6413 жыл бұрын
oh my god flashback to middle school when my girlfriend and i had to message on pinterest because her parents hated me
@carolinebilletdoux30913 жыл бұрын
Gays do love a good pin
@ravensunstar56203 жыл бұрын
How is everyone so early!!! WTF
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
@@ravensunstar5620 I don't know either- I have been blessed with the notification early though
@thetypewriter35263 жыл бұрын
the real satan were the lesbians we dated along the way
@day-jay16303 жыл бұрын
oH MY GOD
@Carollnn3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I had no idea how much I needed this comment.
@baalbub.37723 жыл бұрын
Y E S. OH MY GOD This comment
@damienspencer20883 жыл бұрын
So true!
@meat_doughnuts34573 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Fire Blade ah. I too am young teen. But I still relate to this comment.
@DMcG18893 жыл бұрын
This book is like a screaming argument between someone trying to write gay erotica and my great grandfather, who is also the publisher and won’t let them leave in any of the fun stuff.
@nathan-lf7yc3 жыл бұрын
Fuck you mean theres no fun stuff? Theres plenty of fun
@shgds3 жыл бұрын
Legder
@sexhaver69533 жыл бұрын
@here we go now p f f t-
@chelsjones3 жыл бұрын
I read over this quickly and got REALLY scared that your grandfather had actually written this fucking thing odndijdjd
@twebster1793 жыл бұрын
@@chelsjones SAME.lol
@OneTopic3 жыл бұрын
I saw the cover and was sure it wasn’t real...
@supercatgirl10003 жыл бұрын
Wait One Topic you’re here?? And I get to be your third like and first reply?? I feel honored
@TarantulaR083 жыл бұрын
Hello, this is the one place that you’re safe from the click, we won’t say you’re here
@chada48063 жыл бұрын
Hello there! funny seeing you here! Take this *virtual hug* (if you so chose) :D
@dinosaurs-are-great3 жыл бұрын
And you were oh so wrong
@thatworm69363 жыл бұрын
That’s how it be sometimes
@TenjoTengeCT3 жыл бұрын
"Charlene had the urge to howl like a coyote , she nearly succumbed to the urge to emit a wolf whistle" Charlene really said AWOOGA to that poor girl damn
@ef18763 жыл бұрын
@@veronicarubio7283 the nightmare fanfic is writing itself
@adeer873 жыл бұрын
Can I furry this??
@bimich73393 жыл бұрын
@@adeer87 it already is as furry as it should be
@moononthewindynight273 жыл бұрын
On all levels except physical, she was a wolf xD
@nikkigacha70383 жыл бұрын
THIS BROKE ME IM I cANT
@iwanttobelieve95933 жыл бұрын
*looks at lesbian couple* so... who’s the delicate wallflower and who’s the literal embodiment of Satan?
@frogoverlord34713 жыл бұрын
the likes are 420 by the time I reply this
@v5xb3rryxe3 жыл бұрын
The likes have doubled at the time I replied to this
@L_ser_3 жыл бұрын
Why is that an accurate representation though
@freaking_out3 жыл бұрын
It’s like the sun and moon thing lmaoooooooo
@sunseth38493 жыл бұрын
Can I be both? I was trying to go for the embodiment of satan look but I always sound like a 13 year old kid :(
@kiara-kh7nh3 жыл бұрын
Charlene is on her third playthrough of an rpg and is just picking the funniest dialogue options
@tsukurikata7743 жыл бұрын
*Me on my 100th playthrough of Persona 5 Royal*
@ravenzaphara55133 жыл бұрын
i think you're on to something.
@emaguiar64303 жыл бұрын
Charlene has started playing Bitlife
@cartoondeathnoises87563 жыл бұрын
@@tsukurikata774 beep boop
@tsukurikata7743 жыл бұрын
@@cartoondeathnoises8756 Makoto best girl.
@JulietteVeronica12013 жыл бұрын
Intention of the book: Homophobic. Outcome of the book: Homoerotic.
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
*You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.*
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHHAAA YOU CANT DEFEAT US PUBLISHERS
@greyscaleadaven3 жыл бұрын
Nowadays it's heteronormative but in fan culture it's the same thing anyways Pog
@magsh15223 жыл бұрын
i want to like this comment but it’s currently at 666 and i feel like that’s very fitting
@afuntasia14253 жыл бұрын
Also applies for Dean Winchester
@laraweinberg76353 жыл бұрын
Cynthia declaring she's in love with Charlene less than a week into knowing her is the most accurate lesbian representation I've ever heard
@francescapatti29342 жыл бұрын
*MOOD*
@bubbleslot2 жыл бұрын
The two modes of lesbian "I've known you for less than a week and I want to marry you and your dog/cat/lizard/frog is now *our* dog/cat/lizard/frog" or "hey I've known you pretty much my entire life, we basically live at each other's houses, shower together, and cuddle every night, I think...that I love you. 👉👈"
@ackity2 жыл бұрын
it's literally me with my gf, we started dating within a WEEK of knowing eachother and bam, it's been a month
@deen75302 жыл бұрын
@@ackity Ayy same. I developed a huge crush after talking to her for an hour, and asked her out a week later.
@20000dino2 жыл бұрын
@@bubbleslot I feel like us (boy) gays are the exact opposite. Tell us your secrets, lesbians
@bee60353 жыл бұрын
Satan was a lesbian really sounds like a rock album
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Grateful Dead would write. And my dad and I would probably listen to it.
@k.morningstar79833 жыл бұрын
sounds like a *Twin Temple* song
@realspacewabbit3 жыл бұрын
and it's a rock album i'd listen to lmao
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
It does
@acreativename79993 жыл бұрын
OH ITS GONNA BE ONE NOW
@Noahhhhhhh103 жыл бұрын
I just misread "Satan Was a Lesbian" as "We Stan a Lesbian"
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94573 жыл бұрын
How did you even manage to.....?
@Noahhhhhhh103 жыл бұрын
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 sleep deprivation
@unicornburgers3023 жыл бұрын
We Stan satan in this house
@lufeitosa97443 жыл бұрын
as yall should
@justyouraverageblackstar36723 жыл бұрын
@Unicorn Burgers Ok, that’s going a little too far.
@thenonoffensivedemonunicor84713 жыл бұрын
This feels like a revenge fic written by a gay girl who was told she was going to hell one many times and I am here for it.
@electrademe44853 жыл бұрын
I can’t unsee it now-
@arandomcomment10923 жыл бұрын
Aka me
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
Omg yes I love that-
@estellacorduroy52593 жыл бұрын
lil nas x, a gay brother: *takes notes*
@Xeraghusta3 жыл бұрын
Problem: it was written by a guy.
@quirkyblackenby3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Charlene just basically called herself Daddy in a book from the 60's. Wow. Iconic.
@gachasins6993 жыл бұрын
It's from the 60's?!
@KyleRayner123 жыл бұрын
@@gachasins699 Copyright date is 1966, so yep!
@twebster1793 жыл бұрын
That has been a thing...
@abbymorrison30973 жыл бұрын
Yes!! The use of "Daddy" in a sexual connotation has been around since the 1600s! Prostitutes would use it to refer to older customers or pimps. Kinda fascinating, kinda creepy.
@ashikjaman19403 жыл бұрын
@@abbymorrison3097 wow I hate the 1600s
@mcspudster52893 жыл бұрын
Modern plumbing is a MUST when it comes to romance.
@rayg.78613 жыл бұрын
Im only three minutes in but I agree
@imnotreallyjess43183 жыл бұрын
@@rayg.7861 i see you have your priorities in place
@roelcortez7853 жыл бұрын
i mean could you imagine going to hook up at someone's house and you go to clean yourself and there's just a bucket and old towel.
@nyumyu42653 жыл бұрын
@@roelcortez785 Lol y’all wipe?
@Rabbit-the-One3 жыл бұрын
In these modern times, one simply must. 🧐
@justDiana2473 жыл бұрын
Stop asking who's the top and who's the bottom in the relationship. Instead, ask who's Charlene and who's Cyntia.
@SkylerDemness3 жыл бұрын
OH GOD XDD
@asunflower79933 жыл бұрын
OMG yea
@unknownarmy87443 жыл бұрын
What if you're a Charlene but your name is Cynthia?
@greensun00083 жыл бұрын
@@unknownarmy8744 find your cynthia who's name is charlene
@justDiana2473 жыл бұрын
@@unknownarmy8744 So power bottom?
@annawesometheflameingpikac36883 жыл бұрын
Of course God's most beautiful, perfect creation would be a mean lesbian
@loladoee3 жыл бұрын
this comment is kind of adorable
@mcgoose2583 жыл бұрын
I read that as "male lesbian" and pictured Satan as a smirking Eddie Izzard and that...oddly...kind of works really well
@nemuineko53413 жыл бұрын
Get you a partner that shows off their MODERN PLUMBING on the first date.
@dimentio10303 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Money oh boy, the word "heating" is pulling some massive work keeping that sentence okay; I skipped that one word and damn near had a heart attack
@turmericchai96 ай бұрын
It was written in the 1960s
@francescapatti2934Күн бұрын
Mario and Peach ahhh date😂
@brunaoliveira65803 жыл бұрын
the devil is a hey mamas lesbian and thats the most terrifying thing ever
@skyepapa3 жыл бұрын
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED-
@Crabby-Abby3 жыл бұрын
I am losing my MIND how dare you
@snazzydeadbeat34543 жыл бұрын
Are you lost baby girl~
@kasvimethi74973 жыл бұрын
i now cannot unsee it
@Elle-cy3eu3 жыл бұрын
@@snazzydeadbeat3454 i hate you. i hate you so much. how dare you inflict this on my eyeballs.
@voidify33 жыл бұрын
"She forgot that female wolves exist" wow omegaverse queen
@julietf33603 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@stankylegg24133 жыл бұрын
BYE
@cityfey3 жыл бұрын
i HATE THIS thank you have a wonderful day
@cmcshane27403 жыл бұрын
This is the only thing that could have made the book worse
@idandelion88143 жыл бұрын
You mean *EVERY BL EVER* haha not like I read them or anything haha 😆 😅
@parrotstories3 жыл бұрын
“That man inside... literally Satan” honestly the best line I’ve ever heard
@steveboy37123 жыл бұрын
what if he was literally hitler, what if was literally hitler and was trying to kill us?
@adoellex80003 жыл бұрын
@@steveboy3712 *Intro plays*
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
@@steveboy3712 I love your reference
@jassange29213 жыл бұрын
Holy crap.
@colostomybag92013 жыл бұрын
That's the saddest thing I heard in a month
@kevincanavan24403 жыл бұрын
Can we make “the gates of hell are waiting, Cynthia” into the pass phrase that gays use to identify each other?
@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg3 жыл бұрын
yes
@kevincanavan24403 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg agreed with me that means it’s constitutional
@neriumdelusion3 жыл бұрын
I also agree to this
@redballoon90073 жыл бұрын
“Is she a...y’know....Cynthia?”
@thelightingavenger3 жыл бұрын
So we’ve gone from friends of dorthy to bouncer at the gates of hell? Sure let’s do it
@frostyenderman133 жыл бұрын
"You can write all the raunchy gay sex as you want, as long as the moral at the end is that it's bad!" I just........ Publisher: Hey man, I'm on chapter 19, and this book has been nothing but hot gay sex. I can't publish this. Author: Lmao lemme just write one last chapter where they both spontaneously explode. Publisher: That works for me!
@Sophia-vk5bq3 жыл бұрын
Me "The perfect ending to every sex book."
@meanyapickles3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the post with the 1400's conversation about all the Catholic Church art like Priest: "This statue of Lucifer is awfully sexual" The artist: **sweating** Ah well, that's because lust is a sin Father Priest: Oh wow, oh that's genius. Can we get you to do the ceilings?"
@Sophia-vk5bq3 жыл бұрын
@@meanyapickles Priest takes the guy to a side room "Can you make me a 12 year old version for my chambers, no questions asked? And if there are questions asked, he's 18." Artist "Well, um. Haha I'll get back to you on that. Later." Priest "Later then." Artist "Right after Hell freezes over."
@codalong3 жыл бұрын
@@meanyapickles the funny part is, after they decided Jozef Geefs' version was too sexy, they commissioned his brother (Guillaume Geefs) to make a "better" version... and the brother made a statue that was both *more satanic* and *more seductive* safdgndsefhdg
@TwofoldEthics3 жыл бұрын
@@Sophia-vk5bq Sincerest apologies, I don't typically compliment people, but I think your hair looks nice
@byrontheusurper65053 жыл бұрын
"Charlene works at a drive-in." I guess the devil really IS a part-timer.
@gr1mxbunn1903 жыл бұрын
I love this
@RicardoMoralesMassin3 жыл бұрын
hey-ooooooh! I understood that reference ...
@erisnixx74043 жыл бұрын
human of culture
@Dappis3 жыл бұрын
Pulp novels are just english light novels
@yvannoss3 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@swampmermaid30813 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I cackled at "the Gates of Hell are waiting, Cynthia." The writer just writes it undramatically and in a casual tone. Maybe that's why. Lmao.
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
I could not recreate the Sound that I made when I heard this. Something like a disapointed laugh?
@marijafrankovic19593 жыл бұрын
Just read it in a New jersey accent its 100 times better
@heckandahalf16343 жыл бұрын
As a gay named Cynthia, you don't know how I cackled lol
@spacetrashfallingdown3 жыл бұрын
What I'm getting from the beginning is that Charlene is like an atheist who dresses in black and has a tarot deck. Cynthia was raised as a Christian and has hots for edgy people. She sees Charlene and immediately thinks: "she's gonna be my goth gf". And Charlene's like "I guess I'm a goth girlfriend now???"
@izabella11293 жыл бұрын
Also, Charlene: "call me daddy"
@hannahleigh6152 Жыл бұрын
Ooooo modern retelling
@Aspensauce643 жыл бұрын
Satan: “WELCOME TO ETERNAL DAMNA-“ “do u listen to girl in red? 👉👈😳”
@pissapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
🎶They're so pretty with their button up shirts ooooooooohhhh🎶
@priya88553 жыл бұрын
No,but I do listen to sweater weather😌
@haveagoodmourning3 жыл бұрын
Strawberry Blonde folks where u at
@tabasum40873 жыл бұрын
girlinred is lesbophobic :(
@priya88553 жыл бұрын
@@tabasum4087 pardon?😀
@helheim80283 жыл бұрын
Christianity head cannon after finding out Lucifer was a lesbian god kicked him out of heaven out of anger knowing that his love for him could never work
@guitarfrog36743 жыл бұрын
Nothing could have prepared me from the whiplash of reading ‘Christian head cannon’
@Creature77773 жыл бұрын
This is true poetry. Reminds me of something apollo would think of and say
@Grimmbros12143 жыл бұрын
@@guitarfrog3674 i mean it makes sense because the word “canon” actually comes from christianity
@mslightbulb3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@demonprincess57143 жыл бұрын
I ' m
@existential.crisis.personified3 жыл бұрын
Looking particularly gay today, lesbian mother. Very proud.
@teatrice69053 жыл бұрын
X to agree
@saturn64133 жыл бұрын
As one of our dearest Lesbian Mother's Gaylings, I aspire to dress like her one day 🥰
@biancawolter80293 жыл бұрын
@@deeji6098 0 la. La la El. L0 me
@bigoreoenergy31233 жыл бұрын
I felt like this needs to be adapted to a film but this time it's either directed by an actual lesbian or a LGBT+ ally. I really love that title.
@midgematic86593 жыл бұрын
I would single handedly get that movie into the green with how many times I would watch that film in theaters
@genner-vincenthodgson51773 жыл бұрын
Honestly as a genderfluid writer(who at one time seriously identified as a lesbian), I would have an absolute FIELD DAY if I could help write a show or a movie reboot
@comixproviderftw_023 жыл бұрын
Just get a couple of Film College students and make a short film out of this.
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
YES
@DejectedJester3 жыл бұрын
All the actors have to be drunk when their on camera
@abbywolffe41143 жыл бұрын
Teya not realizing that between her ex-Catholicism and possibly possessed long furby, and Charlene's description down to the exact height, the resemblance is uncanny
@soothingbreakdown98783 жыл бұрын
When I heard the first bit of the description (face) I immediately thought of her. She's so goddamn beautiful
@aegisScale3 жыл бұрын
Looks like this book is portentous.
@d.lan3y3 жыл бұрын
I fell like that spiked collar she wore one time was pretty on-brand too. And just how gotdam beautiful she is.
@Hyacinth773 жыл бұрын
Thursday is def possessed
@blarg24293 жыл бұрын
@@Hyacinth77 Thursday is not possessed. Thursday posseses others.
@eggonbread70543 жыл бұрын
When you write a novel with an anti-lesbian message but you end up making all the lesbians atheist and into bdsm
@midnight83413 жыл бұрын
That sounds like most lesbians I know...
@Alex_Barbosa3 жыл бұрын
It's pretty difficult to be gay AND christian for obvious reasons lol
@gracegallimore45803 жыл бұрын
When the homophobe makes you gay: How the turntables-
@kendalm5503 жыл бұрын
I need a t-shirt that says "I'm part of the lesbian illuminati"
@ethamatronic83813 жыл бұрын
Me too tbh
@spooky67033 жыл бұрын
Il-lesbi-nati
@rainbowwwkim3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE
@solomonbeeching1753 жыл бұрын
Do a i sense new merch?
@kanra_yepitme3 жыл бұрын
merch merch merch merch
@Shamble_Slowly3 жыл бұрын
"Revenge Threesome 2: the Foursome". As an asexual, this is generally my understanding of how all relationships work.
@diamondfox11783 жыл бұрын
Ace Gang!
@mammoneymelon3 жыл бұрын
ME
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
Lol. Same though
@thefernprince3 жыл бұрын
as an allo i am still confused as hell
@alicentology3 жыл бұрын
Lol, same
@one_smol_duck3 жыл бұрын
"She had forgotten that there are females of all species, including wolves." Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
@imhappy76323 жыл бұрын
As a person who's very into animal biology, this hurt
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat3 жыл бұрын
Well gee, I learned something today
@timucinharkonnen26993 жыл бұрын
No, wolves are always male and cats are always female. Duh! Only if the cat is a lion, than of course it's male. :P
@yungkim58343 жыл бұрын
@@timucinharkonnen2699 that makes so much sense omg 😱
@catie54033 жыл бұрын
My species is female
@pluto98223 жыл бұрын
“satan was a lesbian” i mean at least i’ll have a girlfriend...in hell
@satan94873 жыл бұрын
hi
@pearlhouzuki25073 жыл бұрын
@@satan9487 hey
@C455C0R33 жыл бұрын
@@satan9487 how is it dealing with [insert famous dead person that I don’t like here]
@avi_ash_hart3 жыл бұрын
@@satan9487 Hi
@satan94873 жыл бұрын
@@C455C0R3 oh we just transfer them to heaven, I'd like to keep hell pure.
@TamaCinema693 жыл бұрын
“I have come to inquire about some homosexual activity” is a dope pickup line
@amygillfolk3 жыл бұрын
i will be using that in the future i hope
@Loki-pz1uk3 жыл бұрын
I want it on a tshirt
@GrayYeonWannabe3 жыл бұрын
"turn around, little butch" holy shit this is the best book ever written for this line alone
@Sailormac2 Жыл бұрын
“Turn around, butch eyes!” “Every now and then I fall apart!”
@vimbert3 жыл бұрын
Charlene is just nonstop Chad energy, in both positive and negative connotations
@soon_to_emerge3 жыл бұрын
Chadlene
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@soon_to_emerge omg
@starcomet83123 жыл бұрын
@@soon_to_emerge PFFT-
@rowanheart81223 жыл бұрын
Chadlene
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r3 жыл бұрын
it’s official, the name Charlene is the girl version of Chad
@scarykloky5193 жыл бұрын
How do we not acknowledge the line “turn around little butch?” Like i literary choked on that line but no one pays attention to it?!
@lunarmy13363 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@quilla753 жыл бұрын
where???
@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan21313 жыл бұрын
It’s so incredible, whoever wrote this book was a genius.
@wolfiegamerhowls43 жыл бұрын
23:28
@paradoxic78693 жыл бұрын
I'm dying now that I've heard that.
@sayven3 жыл бұрын
"She was to blink often in her relationship with Charlene"
@amelianekomimi19363 жыл бұрын
I, also too, blink lots infront of my partner. Also this reminds me of twilight - b ella having to learn to blink and breathe while a vampire. 1O/1O
@asunflower79933 жыл бұрын
I blink to
@TamaCinema693 жыл бұрын
@@asunflower7993 woah
@MinatheRaichu3 жыл бұрын
Uh, yeah. I sure hope she does.
@briannamcfarland59743 жыл бұрын
Major Belinda Blinked vibes from that line
@SM-yz4hi3 жыл бұрын
Pulp novels are just 1960’s fan fiction
@Adam-jc5tw3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@shelbyrobert22343 жыл бұрын
that’s what I was thinking
@Rain-np7tk3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@starcomet83123 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@severalcakes32673 жыл бұрын
Catch me in the bar picking up girls with the line, “Why don’t you come to my place? I have... cutting edge plumbing.”
@Robiness3 жыл бұрын
I'd be propably too caught up in trying to figure out if that's some kind of elaborate innuendo to respond lol
@maybemablemaples21443 жыл бұрын
Ngl good water pressure is hard to find.
@Connie.T.3 жыл бұрын
10:33 After I get bottom surgery, I'm definitely referring to it as my "modern plumbing"
@jan_Masewin3 жыл бұрын
ahahahahaha
@paleposter3 жыл бұрын
Good!
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
XD yes
@arandomwolfman3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit lol
@serinzevering73753 жыл бұрын
you better werk that's amazing
@victorthevampire41293 жыл бұрын
One is dangerous and the other is afraid of everything,,,,,,,isnt this just twilight but gay?
@КсенияСелезнева-р7ф3 жыл бұрын
or like... Gentleman Jack?
@sghsht3 жыл бұрын
But this time Kristen Stewart is playing Edward
@greyscaleadaven3 жыл бұрын
wdym twilight was gay, unless I was watching it wrong and jacob and edward weren't fighting an entire war over a girl to baird for the fact that they're gay for each other....
@sadiehubble70843 жыл бұрын
And with Satan?
@minor48903 жыл бұрын
actually if you read the twilight books you'd see that bella is not only nOT afraid of everything, she is so UNafraid of everything to the point of nearly killing herself countless times throughout the saga
@steamenginealchemist71093 жыл бұрын
Cynthia: Experiencing a full mental breakdown bc she murdered people Charlene: Can I offer you a tiddie in this trying time?
@MoonchildDontCry Жыл бұрын
Honestly that's the best way to console someone.
@Nuke_Gunray Жыл бұрын
@@MoonchildDontCry fr fr
@thereadyset214003 жыл бұрын
“Tall Satan possessed women unite.” Me: *immediately thinks of my 5’10 girlfriend that calls herself god 20 times a day*
@aanyaprasad61203 жыл бұрын
69 likes, perfect
@blueshell2923 жыл бұрын
She does WHAT and do you need help
@thereadyset214003 жыл бұрын
@@blueshell292 I’m all good. She just has a god complex.
@sakuraogami68853 жыл бұрын
@@thereadyset21400 wait um why? Do I have to punch someone to protect
@thereadyset214003 жыл бұрын
@@sakuraogami6885 debatable 😅
@k80_3 жыл бұрын
Why are we all in the exact same KZbin circle of like buzzfeed unsolved and sarah z and philosophy tube why is this lesbian culture
@arandomcomment10923 жыл бұрын
I consider Olly an honorary lesbian. He's related to Anne Fitzroy, a badass sapphic, _and_ he was born on the day the Lesbian Avengers formed!
@evankimsey78673 жыл бұрын
Because......... The Ghoul boys
@m0rior3 жыл бұрын
Idk but same and stan Sarah z
@Speederzzz3 жыл бұрын
Cause olly makes me feel gay in an enby way
@aceofspades36673 жыл бұрын
@@Speederzzz who's this olly person? They sound like someone I'd admire
@rachel78153 жыл бұрын
When you live in a small town with like one other gay person: "Hello I hear you are Charlene and I have come to inquire about homosexual activity" 7:00
@greyscaleadaven3 жыл бұрын
Honestly as token smalltown gay, this... Like that and DL/straight??? people make up most of gay culture in smalltowns
@cryptidcomics6163 жыл бұрын
I grew up with fanfiction. I could read this with a straight face.
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@blueshell2923 жыл бұрын
I think we all could. Fluff, however, is where it gets difficult.
@thelightingavenger3 жыл бұрын
😩Don’t be shy post yourself reading it 😎I’ll cash app you if you do
@cryptidcomics6163 жыл бұрын
@@thelightingavenger how much
@thelightingavenger3 жыл бұрын
@@cryptidcomics616 how long is it? And how much effort are you willing to put into it? Do I get silly character voices? A shitty old school voice filter? Because You can name a price and we can get this thing going 😂
@jbean50823 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this and audibly said satan was a WHAT-
@asunflower79933 жыл бұрын
Lol what
@QJ893 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that I remember seeing this cover and thinking it was outdated propaganda. Considering this was written by a dude (or a lady using a male name), it very well could be!
@jbean50823 жыл бұрын
@@QJ89 what
@gowonsorbitch72933 жыл бұрын
QJ89 it was written by a dude?
@QJ893 жыл бұрын
@@gowonsorbitch7293 According to one GoodReads review, Fred Haley was a nom de plume (pen name) used to sound more masculine. Guess that's what I get for seeing things at face value!
@bekkayya3 жыл бұрын
"she would blink often in this relationship" wild. Someday I hope to have my own lesbian relationship in which I blink. Inspiring stuff.
@comixproviderftw_023 жыл бұрын
Satan be like; "I'm not like most girls."
@brainard82113 жыл бұрын
I'm not like the other girls, I possess all the lesbians
@funybirbman38133 жыл бұрын
@@brainard8211 I'm not LIKE all the other girls, I AM ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
@tylerwashington56253 жыл бұрын
Uhhh can I ask for the source of your icon
@comixproviderftw_023 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwashington5625 Superior Iron Man #4 cover
@lexizzaz3 жыл бұрын
@@comixproviderftw_02 i love that suit so much, shame we'll never see it in the mcu ):
@hereisnosoma18893 жыл бұрын
Me thinking that’s basically the whole book then suddenly; “chapter two”
@FSEThompson3 жыл бұрын
"The gates of Hell are open" is she. is she talking about her....
@thelolitasystem64033 жыл бұрын
Gee, thanks for that perspective
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
Oh. Oh god. OH GOD WHY
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
Oh hell nawwwww
@butterbubbles53753 жыл бұрын
I did not have to hear this ;-;
@darthsombra21023 жыл бұрын
Gigity
@Sofia_Sif3 жыл бұрын
Men writing women: Lesbian Edition Edit; Ayo why'd they unironically have the gays rp being straight-
@monikorasort3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t we already see this is one of the Onision book reviews 🤔
@misskatiemarie17613 жыл бұрын
Definitely misread this as "Santa is a Lesbian"
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
Well... Christmas is not far Away.
@irradiated_woman80163 жыл бұрын
I need this to be the next video.
@MrRuano8253 жыл бұрын
Well, I remember an anime in which Santa was actually some badass biker who had strong butch vibes.
@victoriashevlin85873 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CocoRegardless3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRuano825 I don't know why this seems so familiar to me...
@k.morningstar79833 жыл бұрын
yes, i have come to inquire about some homosexual activities 👁👄👁
@iluan_3 жыл бұрын
Best pickup line for cruising.
@katerinar8333 жыл бұрын
All of my activities are homosexual
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@katerinar833 lol
@the-Mina3 жыл бұрын
They met yesterday? Now that's an accurate portrayal of a lesbian relationship!
@iamcasihart3 жыл бұрын
U-Haul will be locked and loaded by day 4.
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sembry161903 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked 😂
@furbys_prey_on_transphobes40653 жыл бұрын
I read this in the kids bob voice
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
@@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 I love your username-
@draculoidz3 жыл бұрын
The beginning is just a wattpad lesbian fanfic wrote by a 17 year old boy
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
Yes. That’s why it sounded familiar. THIS IS A JOKE
@IncredibleMD3 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, it was written by a woman under a male pseudonym. This is a woman. This is what she thinks sexy lesbians are like. It's... often bizarre just how different the past was.
@sophiatroanska14323 жыл бұрын
@@IncredibleMD it’s kind of like prohibition. When alcohol was banned, then the mobs took over the market for alcohol. I feel like when certain normal human behaviors are banned, they also get corrupted in ways that they wouldn’t have otherwise
@IncredibleMD3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiatroanska1432 Except... it's not like prohibition at all. Butch just used to be a lot more butch, back in the days when butch referred to masculine men, before lesbians took the term to describe masculine women.
@sophiatroanska14323 жыл бұрын
@@IncredibleMD I’m not following. What does women being masculine have anything to do with sexual suppression manifesting in non consensual acts?
@Painocus3 жыл бұрын
The is giving me heavy "the guy who wrote Conan the Barbarian adding random torture to his stories just so the woman who was hired to draw the magazine covers got an excuse to draw lesbian BDSM" vibes.
@DavidRamirez-se2yt3 жыл бұрын
Was it for the writer or the artist?
@micahguillemette33443 жыл бұрын
If i lived back then and i had to write a bad ending, i would just make it the most ABSURD thing ever. Like "and then they kissed and their kiss was so homosexual that the earth exploded. The end!"
@MoonchildDontCry Жыл бұрын
Exactly like they get move to a beautiful cottage by the hills and live with other gays happily ever after... Oops rock fell from the sky and then every gay ded.
@sayven3 жыл бұрын
Others have studied the blade, but have you heard about Charlene, who studied the robe?
@ToastyJunebugs3 жыл бұрын
Please please please tell me there's a "I put the Sin in Cynthia" joke somewhere in that book!
@averin51933 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking crying xD
@yve61773 жыл бұрын
I mean, if they didn't, then that's just a wasted opportunity.
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@yve6177 ikr
@bag.n2 жыл бұрын
I read it for myself and there is not, unfortunately
@j.c.22402 жыл бұрын
@@bag.n Let's write a remaster
@mayabedarshikirschen16803 жыл бұрын
gay and homophobic at the same time we love that
@loladoee3 жыл бұрын
well yk what they say most homophobes are just in denial ;)
@nathan-lf7yc3 жыл бұрын
@@loladoee the best way to be homophobic is to support the gays
@loladoee3 жыл бұрын
@@nathan-lf7yc ???
@nathan-lf7yc3 жыл бұрын
@@loladoee dont ask i dont know what it means anymore
@loladoee3 жыл бұрын
@@nathan-lf7yc alright sorry youre confused my guy
@luckyshibe3 жыл бұрын
"watched a TV show just because we heard there was one gay couple in it" *darn don't call me out like that,, coughs in she ra and the owl house*
@luckyshibe3 жыл бұрын
@@belle278 same lol, and I love your username
@TorrentialStardust3 жыл бұрын
Has The Owl House followed through on that one relationship yet? You are absolutely correct and the only reason I will watch it is if it’s gay.
@luckyshibe3 жыл бұрын
@@TorrentialStardust Amity has a canon crush on Luz (it's not just speculation, they say it in the show and Amity is a professional gay disaster), who is bisexual, and there are other gay couples
@bruisedkneecap3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, all of she ra is just super gay
@PmpknHead3 жыл бұрын
Me with One Day At A Time
@frostystone22423 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was how they showed off their modern plumbing. Truly a poetic moment
@KitKat04183 жыл бұрын
This whole book makes me uncomfortable because my grandmother’s name is Cynthia and I just picture her the whole time help me
@evankimsey78673 жыл бұрын
That’s unfortunate
@surejan36853 жыл бұрын
I also have a grandma named Cynthia. I agree it ups the cursed factor by 100
@shigekax3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother's name is Charline, she's satan now I guess :(
@GregoryMom3 жыл бұрын
I cannot hear Cynthia without hearing the D/P/P character
@nishanthjeyaraj1123 жыл бұрын
This one has granny issues
@melodydyk61703 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this was that the whole 'satan has possessed her' thing is REALLY REALLY hinted at in the beginning, like not even hinted it's like almost said straight up, but there was never a big reveal like "GASP YOU WERE SATAN THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?" like they just...forgot about it XD
@raveng82173 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised that Satan died in a car crash. Obviously the book was gonna have a tragic end, but I did not expect it to be so underwhelming 😂
@licasabinaandreea23613 жыл бұрын
@@raveng8217 yea, it was so anticlimactic. Like, if you want to truly drive the point across, have hell-chick open a portal to hell after she tricks a distressed Cynthia into promising her soul to her, then they both enter it or something. If you are going to write a tragic end, at least do it properly.
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
Heres a fun game: count how many times Teya says "babey". Now add it to your age. That's how many years it will take you to mentally heal from this book.
@eldritchcatgirl3 жыл бұрын
I am not rewatching this and cursing myself with this book again please no
@MoonchildDontCry Жыл бұрын
Um actually his real name is "strange". I love rewatching but can't count that sht
@ackity Жыл бұрын
oh considering how much me and my partner reference this video, i feel like it might take a while longer OH and they're buying the book for both of us so how much do i multiply that
@reithegay609 Жыл бұрын
@@ackity bestie you're gonna still be healing in your next life lol
@user-ci5dh1ps4g3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason you're not supposed to give two characters names with the same first letter. I'm 25 minutes in and I still don't know who's who
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
Lene is the masc everyone else is the femme
@tin0thy3 жыл бұрын
Same
@dannythefriendlycactus32743 жыл бұрын
"Turn around little butch!" My new favorite way of greeting
@panqueque4453 жыл бұрын
LMAO the modern plumbing. "Hey girl, wanna come back to my place? I've got hot running water"
@iluan_3 жыл бұрын
Having lived in a house with no water heater, I would have 100% gone to anyone's house to have a nice hot shower.
@solarchaotica3 жыл бұрын
As someone without hot water, it'd work on me
@OhNoBohNo3 жыл бұрын
Charlene: “I’m the Joka’, baybeyyy!” Cynthia: “oh, Charlene, you’re so funny!”
@Elle-cy3eu3 жыл бұрын
Hell is sounding better than heaven at this point
@funybirbman38133 жыл бұрын
It is. I should know, it's my hometown
@cynthiaanderson64103 жыл бұрын
@@funybirbman3813 hello, person from Michigan.
@funybirbman38133 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiaanderson6410 1.I'm not from Michigan. 2. I would argue that texas and Florida are closer to hell
@kiatorrette56313 жыл бұрын
@@funybirbman3813 I would absolutely believe Florida is the true hell on earth
@funybirbman38133 жыл бұрын
@@kiatorrette5631 is it even real, or just a species-wide hallucination.
@emilyfanslow36043 жыл бұрын
i don’t know why but “turn around little butch” absolutely killed me
@mammoneymelon3 жыл бұрын
that is literally how the lesbians at my school talk to each other skalfjaf
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@mammoneymelon What!?
@fantasmaghoulical3 жыл бұрын
@@theab3957 the lesbians at your school DON'T talk like this?
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@fantasmaghoulical Well I am homeschooled, so that would be awkward
@fantasmaghoulical3 жыл бұрын
@@theab3957 oh, that'd be hilarious lmao
@Evalynder3 жыл бұрын
I swear, Charlene is like when someone plays a game of Sims as an insane psychopath
@mammoneymelon3 жыл бұрын
full circle
@rogue99503 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE DEAD DOG COLLAR SCENE
@urfavoritefurry43683 жыл бұрын
That made me sick- buy a new one and use it for your kinky escapades
@someguy98933 жыл бұрын
the... the w h a t
@adeer873 жыл бұрын
Excuse me
@baramenhardova35833 жыл бұрын
Cause everyone wants to forget that one, apparently :-D
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
@@baramenhardova3583 Damn right I do
@bi_cycle3 жыл бұрын
"She was to blink a lot in her relationship" That's all I need to appreciate this literature.
@astroster16483 жыл бұрын
Oh God this seems like a blast
@drifterduckygaming46463 жыл бұрын
Satan also had a blast, showed his friends about it but got bullied
@vera_ah3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow techno fan
@astroster16483 жыл бұрын
@@vera_ah hello ^-^
@Creature77773 жыл бұрын
@@drifterduckygaming4646 sounds like smth that would happen to me
@astroster16483 жыл бұрын
@salem :o thanks!! I made it myself! :D
@hahabearseathoney3 жыл бұрын
wait if gay people had to die in these novels, couldnt you just write a story and end it with “and then everyone died. the end”?
@TheWilderCat3 жыл бұрын
That's just what they did.
@snottyskunkmoth53733 жыл бұрын
was literally just wondering the same thing!! it probably went down that way, anyway
@adam71083 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a playthrough of a dating sim with all the "wrong" options
@neaharviainen96913 жыл бұрын
lucifer is actually a lesbian. she fell in love with lilith and they had a cute lil romance but then god was like "no❤" and kicked lucifer out
@ethamatronic83813 жыл бұрын
I love that little passive aggressive No❤️
@dogocatostudios87193 жыл бұрын
Sorry I ruined the 6 9
@betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv3 жыл бұрын
@Soup Lord wait so if Adam also "bit the apple" Was SatanxAdam a thing as well?
@Open_Air_Museum3 жыл бұрын
@Slug Waterson So... A polyamorous relationship? OMG this gets better and better
@wa50193 жыл бұрын
God said it's a real big no no🎶
@TheSoundSpell3 жыл бұрын
“Modern plumbing” I thought at this point I had at least a teeny tiny bit of understanding in terms of lesbian slang. Evidently, I was wrong.
@abigailweinman64473 жыл бұрын
“Charlene, as always, does not care.... THAT EVERYBODY IS UNCOMFORTABLE” can’t express how much that made me laugh
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
This cover looks like a poster I’d find at a neighbor’s garage sale. *I want a poster of this.*
@theab39573 жыл бұрын
You have some interesting neighbours
@monicadepaul62233 жыл бұрын
I'm disgusted by the distinct lack of Satan.
@ingridal30603 жыл бұрын
Monica P. DePaul disgusting book title clickbait, absolutely
@madeleineg.k.31193 жыл бұрын
I was expecting significantly more supernatural adventures. Tragically, there were no demons.
@k.morningstar79833 жыл бұрын
a distinct lack of Satan, but a definite increase in the normative amount of homoeroticism i'd have to give this book a 665, it JUST missed the mark
@thetypewriter35263 жыл бұрын
charlene abruptly moving to hollywood is like that one scene in twilight when edward leaves and we get to watch the seasons change while bellas sitting in some chair
@d.lan3y3 жыл бұрын
That book would've been so much more interesting if in the mean time Bella had straight up murdered two women with a carving knife.
@alexajackson36553 жыл бұрын
D. Laney, that’s..... oddly specific. Edit: after watching the video that is cannon 😅
@d.lan3y3 жыл бұрын
@@alexajackson3655 the danger of looking at the comments before finishing the video
@alexajackson36553 жыл бұрын
D. Laney, lmaooo
@CocoRegardless3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god when she used the destiel scene to describe the love confusion I- *Too soon*
@CocoRegardless3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to say confession but it's more accurate this way
@saanchikasar97963 жыл бұрын
To say I flinched would be an understatement. I literally flipped. It's way too soon.
@lady_lovelace3 жыл бұрын
"how many of us have watched a tv show just because there is one gay couple in it" Look i didn't just sit through 226 chapters of adventure time to be called out like this
@lokischild5170 Жыл бұрын
I'M WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME RIGHT NOW FOR THE SAME REASON
@bonnyjimenez85953 жыл бұрын
"Synthia is tells sharlene charline that's she's in love with her and sharlene is like k" when you popped that quick supernaturalmimage i shrieked and also the threw my tablet . Flawless content as always from out lesbian Edna mode
@maggiemcleod77113 жыл бұрын
this moment was cinematic gold while simultaneously being the worst thing I've ever seen
@ohshiditsgriff27933 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume the original Edna Mode was not a lesbian
@thehermit86183 жыл бұрын
Bruh get it right. She's lesbian aunt Bayonetta
@ruinparadox48123 жыл бұрын
Satan was a lesbian? Damn, heaven is sounding more and more like a christian boarding school now that I think about it.
@ontologicalpotato3 жыл бұрын
That is precisely what atheists think. They view their ideal heaven or satisfaction of eternal life as a place of sexual sin and autonomy of all kinds. The difference is that heaven and hell are not like this at all. Heaven is eternity in the presence of God our creator, and Hell is an eternity without that. You may think this is insignificant to you, but when your creator dictates how your soul feels, it is dreadful to think about, and I’d rather not be in the position you are in. I can’t imagine living with that uncertainty.
@Chris-ek1uh3 жыл бұрын
@@ontologicalpotato OK. Hope you have fun a fun time in heaven.
@ruinparadox48123 жыл бұрын
@@ontologicalpotato ah yes forgive my insanity. I have done an unholy wrong and must repent for my existence because honestly how dare I have an ideal final dream place for myself. Also a bit of advice, generalising people based on an experience you had with one of them isn't exactly the best thing to do, like at all.
@katestarnes17093 жыл бұрын
@@ontologicalpotato It was a joke...... yeah?
@funybirbman38133 жыл бұрын
@@ontologicalpotato yeah but some dont believe in an afterlife and think that there is naught but oblivion.
@FritzMonorail3 жыл бұрын
Next time somebody asks me what my aesthetic is I'm just going to show them the cover for Satan was a lesbian
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
I think that thumbnail already proudly displays your aesthetic.
@k.morningstar79833 жыл бұрын
you might be a *Twin Temple* fan and never knew it
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
@@k.morningstar7983 what is it with you and twin temple?
@robinchesterfield423 жыл бұрын
I actually made Charlene and Cynthia as Sims, because. Charlene kinda looks like the black-haired woman on the cover, I gave them both (roughly) early-'60s clothes, and yes, Sim-Cynthia does have anime bubs. :P They live in Strangerville, 'cos moving away to a weird little town in the desert where nobody asks very many questions would a pretty appropriate alternate ending. :)
@adeer873 жыл бұрын
This is adorable
@treethief49873 жыл бұрын
Whats your galley ID?
@lokischild5170 Жыл бұрын
The fact you didn't name her Simthia saddens me lol.
@ganymedeanoutlaw3 жыл бұрын
Lots of canine imagery, plus "she had forgotten that there were female wolves" Did Satan Was a Lesbian predict the omegaverse?
@chelister273 жыл бұрын
Idk about y'all but the biggest gag for me in this psycho-sexual journey was the revelation that Teya is pretty tall 💁
@taylorbritt4993 жыл бұрын
She's almost half a foot taller than me and I'm not sure how to cope with this
@adeer873 жыл бұрын
I always assumed she was my height but she’s almost 4 inches taller than me. I’m scared.
@camelpimp3 жыл бұрын
"This part is a really horrible experience to read" I mean, I've read fanfiction, how bad can this be- "She makes her dig up her dead dog's collar, then puts it on her, and then walks her around the house on a leash" Oh. I see.
@thelolitasystem64033 жыл бұрын
I mean this sounds like a wattpad lemon one shot with horrible grammar, written by a virgin twelve year old
@jerryqueer3 жыл бұрын
@@thelolitasystem6403trust me, theres stuff better than this lol
@elfodelputoinfierno2 жыл бұрын
That book was kinkier than I expected. Wow.
@thequeenofcringe1585 Жыл бұрын
Without consent, too.
@WierdArtistMarcell3 жыл бұрын
The Dean and Cas flashes had me choke on my food and shout "How dare you!" while laughing. I don't even know what emotion that was.
@Sailormac2 Жыл бұрын
I read that as “made me choke on my foot,” which would be right in line with the “deep throating her foot” line in this review.
@pissbaby38933 жыл бұрын
Time for an alternative of Miku Binder Jefferson but with a shirt that says "I met Satan, she's a lesbian!"
@nickgrout25023 жыл бұрын
How dare you make me remember that
@sketchysquiggle56023 жыл бұрын
I'd wear that on a shirt
@Quackervoltz3 жыл бұрын
No stop
@harperarida90613 жыл бұрын
"watched a movie that Kristen Stewart's in even if she's not gay in it" yes I have seen Underwater four times thank you for noticing
@that_child22923 жыл бұрын
same
@thedumbdog19643 жыл бұрын
It’s good
@bepis6023 жыл бұрын
I have not but i have watched the trailer an unhealthy amount of times
@discodetectiive3 жыл бұрын
“on my SERIOUS commentary channel!” *has a giant worm on a string sitting in the background*
@blueshell2923 жыл бұрын
We‘re not gonna talk about the caged furby? No? Aight
@OhNoBohNo3 жыл бұрын
Nothing unprofessional about that!
@midgematic86593 жыл бұрын
@@blueshell292 he's in gay baby jail do not disturb himb