What is GarfieldEATS? (and why would anyone do this to us)

[@WTFPr0m]

This video is extremely entergaging

[@bingle2484]

im enter-gagging right now

[@fujifilm5127]

the Garfield Eats building is about a five minute walk from my sister's apartment, we can across it when it was sift opening . We had no idea what it was. It was terrifying experience. Not even knowing what it was.

[@Fishbowlery]

Delete this comment. And then repost it so I can ask you to delete it again.

[@zacjones917]

Kamille is a man’s name

[@miialamia1653]

Amen

[@Leonlonglegs]

Never been this early to a lesbian talking about Garfield since last time I visited my grandma's neighbor

[@deadmeme9031]

This comment has cursed energy

[@angelinakodjabashia7416]

I need to know the story

[@eveescastle5866]

I have several questions and I'm not sure I want them answered

[@Leonlonglegs]

Oh my grandma's neighbor is a lesbian and when I visited her she started talking about garfield like some type of war story.

[@isaacisis5876]

Johnathan Belmont how dare you underestimate your grandmas lesbian neighbor? Garfield IS a war story you insensitive square

[@Christian-lv4bf]

"Love me. Feed me. Don't leave me." Finally, I found the perfect tinder bio description.

[@Xehanort10]

Sounds like something an obsessed cannibalistic stalker would say.

[@m.ivyluna4632]

Kawaii Slytherpuff Arnt we all though?

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

Lyrics to Lovefool.

[@nejdalej]

It's so ominous lol

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’ve made this comment before and I congratulate you on finding the right choice of words to make people love it like it deserves to be loved

[@Rain-du1ct]

Mom said it was my turn to be the garfluencer

[@gryotharian]

I was there at the Grand opening, that suit isn’t just orange, each of the buttons are Garfield’s head, and he’s got Garfield stripes printed on the back. Me and my friends drew the awful desktop background on the iPad at 6:19 and the owner loved it so much that he left it there

[@ianmount8585]

aww that’s so wholesome actually, I was a bit creeped until I heard that he left the drawing there.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

You absolute legend.

[@kudamutamba9598]

Can attest, was there for part of this(sort of). That place is a legend and its pizza is mediocre.

[@maeveheart7464]

I salute you, fellow soldier. God/whoever or whatever you believe in bless you. I’m not even religious why did I say that-

[@gryotharian]

Maeve Heart if you look up Garfield eats, it’s registered as a “spiritualist center”. Perhaps you’ve had a religious awakening in it’s presence. And if I believe in anyone, it’s Garfield. Glory to our lasagna lord.

[@autumnautopsy]

"love me, feed me, don't leave me" is literally my life goals summarized

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

All I want from a relationship tbh.

[@BothHands1]

Yeah, honestly what else could i ever need?

[@SarcyseTiranin]

I'd settle for don't leave me. So... Lonely...

[@haggisa]

We’re all cats on the inside.

[@jfangx]

@@haggisa fact

[@tripshoes]

I would love for someone to photoshop The Last Supper so that everyone is eating lasagna and drinking garficcinos

[@haggisa]

Garfield is Jesus now. John is Judas, obviously.

[@ChickenMccZoe]

Thanks for the idea. 😂😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@ChickenMccZoe You better send the link when you're done.

[@jilainenolte1523]

I edited this yesterday right after I saw your comment. It's on her Instagram story right now and you can find the post at radical.rat.boi

[@haggisa]

Qi' ra Canada.

[@adrenalinevan]

"Garfield's ideal restaurant would be one with lasagna and pizza" So... An Italian restaurant?... They exist...

[@_bug56]

yeah but do they serve GARFUCINO

[@stevewright8284]

more like barfaccino. haha i’m 7

[@Ociloc]

nono no, only pizza and lasagna and any combo of the two

[@typhlosionisbest]

Even regular pizza places sell lasagna now.

[@nikd6527]

Wasn’t garf born behind an Italian restaurant?

[@speakingofsophie9381]

Hear me out... Garfield as a long furby

[@garbagegorl1834]

Dude...

[@slimeyvampire5399]

Okay but my friends and I made a long furby out of a barny plush

[@ziggibugg]

Longfield

[@coolguy7296]

But the only long bit is his neck

[@gandhianastacio4644]

long garfurby

[@way000]

"Do you need to put it in quotes if it's your own quote."

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

““No.” -Alexander”

[@IceKreacher]

I mean, I do... am I weird?

[@MM-gs8do]

“Feeling playful” Garfield's getting kinky and I'm scared

[@garbageOwO]

you're assuming he wasn't already kinky

[@Argonist]

Garfield's into that lasagna play 💦

[@micahmosse3876]

This comment and the subsequent replies have taken five years off my life

[@haggisa]

Pour that tomato sauce aaaaalll over me and beat me with dry noodles!

[@casuallykye5985]

........why ......

[@al8924]

This can go one of two ways GarfieldVORES Garfield C O N S U M E S

[@nishkaghzala762]

Oh lord 😒

[@rolandmelles4484]

It's too late John. I'm in my final form.

[@emilycheshire]

This is gold, it deserves more likes. XD

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

No, please!!! NO!!!! OH, GOD!!!

[@kayanomura582]

I'm sorry jon

[@jams8015]

Imagine being on death row and you request a Garfield pizza and Garfachino as your last meal before you get the chair

[@mme.veronica735]

They don't use the chair anymore instead Americans use lethal injected drugs that stop the heart

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

They stick you immediately after you say that

[@uwu-fm2kj]

The chair suddenly seems even more deserved

[@bev2.0]

You wouldn't get a last meal

[@hc6915]

r/whooosh

[@NesosRomanus]

“GARFIELD EATS TIME” and “Garfield eats time” are two radically different sentences, but both terrify me deeply.

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

the fact this was a comment you had to write proves the end times are nigh

[@gabrielorritt3160]

Underrated comment, my stomach hurts from laughing

[@daredrogers3884]

I eat time Jon, it's what I do.

[@ellabanchieri8114]

that moment when you're an all-powerful being so you consume the space-time continuum for your afternoon snack

[@apollounavailable]

Ella Banchieri s n a c c

[@Seth-hc2bj]

I like how you guys look like you stepped out of a 90s TV show

[@mylo6670]

Seth that’s the gays for ya

[@SiRenfield]

I expected this whole thing to be an episode of Nathan For You, except no this guy is just weird…and also an unhinged conspiracy theorist

[@feraletc]

the sign is COMIC SANS

[@i_shoot_stuff]

makes me want to papyrus

[@feraletc]

I noticed it within .1 seconds of showing the storefront. but like, what other font could they have used? this is the best option

[@Mrfanofsonic]

I mean tbf, that's always been a Garfield thing

[@koroconnell]

Hate Crime

[@jessicanewz]

*_distant megalovania_*

[@chilledlynx1952]

5:55 - "Garfield eats time" I cannot breathe Garfield, in his infinite power, consumes the ultimate lasagna: the space-time continuum

[@ilulu5082]

if it was up to me, id also eat time

[@Dreigonix]

Man, the ending of Sonic Generations was weirder than I remembered.

[@evanmacdonald4615]

I actually work in the factory that made their pizza boxes, and I genuinely thought I hallucinated piling them for 6 hours 😂

[@froggyslap]

lmaooo

[@SunniestAutumn]

I have been to hell and it was orange.

[@Cheyruz]

Petition for doing a cover of Coldplay’s “Yellow”, but with garfieldified lyrics, and call it “Orange”

[@BlueGangsta1958]

I expect this song was blasted on the speakers: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/paaZhH2batt1qKM

[@Cheyruz]

@@BlueGangsta1958 oh no, noo, please don’t show our nations worst sins to the people of the world

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@@Cheyruz We shan't hide our shame any longer

[@nolol6516]

“take care of the cat and the cat will take care of you” w h a t o n e a r t h

[@sobersplash6172]

Wise words from Lord Davis himself

[@melodygabrielle1920]

This sounds like the slogan for a Garfield cult

[@v3n0m5]

*but if you don’t...* *HE* *WILL* C O m E

[@froggdoggs8551]

I feel like this entire restaurant is a poorly-hidden Garfield cult

[@witchypoo7353]

@@melodygabrielle1920 yes

[@nothankugoodbye]

I was absolutely not prepared for my involuntary reaction of horror at the word “garfuccino”. thanks, i hate it

[@ill232]

The only thing i could think of after that was the al pacino dunking donuts commercial but with a washed up garfield.

[@nothankugoodbye]

Garfalpaccino

[@voigto]

It sounds dirty.

[@haggisa]

R.E.F.N.E.V. Hehehe, now all I can think about is “Devil’s advocate”, but instead of Al Pacino, Satan is literally being played by Garfield. God, I wish that was real!

[@tiagohigasilva82]

"It's edible guys, let's go nuts" That is Mean Girls levels of quotable

[@klayrad5572]

gay culture is going on dates to garfieldEATS

[@sadpotato3386]

And long furbies? Furbys?

[@klayrad5572]

@@sadpotato3386 gay culture is going to garfieldEATS with your long furby

[@manifestationsofasort]

Omg yes

[@klayrad5572]

@@manifestationsofasort the superior restaurant chain

[@blarg2429]

@@klayrad5572 Is gay culture going to garfieldEATS with your long furby _on a date,_ though? I mean, in this case it'd be weird because he's her son, but in cases of long furby ownership without that sort of parent-child dynamic maybe?

[@MouseTheMouseyMouse]

This restaurant just feels like one that in like 5 years, there'll be an exposé where someone investigates and reveals they've been using something from humans or cats or has been some kinda cover-up thing. That's the energy it exudes - trying to act like lawful good but you can just feel the chaotic evil under it. Anyways, Patrick is very cute.

[@v3n0m5]

Mouse TheMouseyMouse *jon , you cant run. We need you for our pizza JON*

[@awesomegaymer5786]

especially since the orange sauce apparently"has no artificial colors" it just looks like that naturally

[@thebookgoddess7380]

ur comment under the read more is a mood

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@@awesomegaymer5786 I´d say its colour comes from blood, but it´s far too cartoonishly bright for that.

[@becca7046]

Onisions patreon: makes fun of fans and makes offensive jokes STRANGE ÆONS patreon: meets up with fans, plays carrot juice roulette and eats garfield pizza with them

[@jennifercorbett8640]

*thEIr oPIniONS wERE inVAlidATed!!1!1!1!1!1

[@ceulgai2817]

Based on how excited I'd be to get to hang in Toronto with Strange, I can't put into words how risky such a meetup must have been.

[@daniellafritchy145]

Garfield is my fursona.

[@blarg2429]

And you are Garfield's fursona in turn.

[@gamermoment7044]

This is so fucking cursed I can't even

[@daniellafritchy145]

blarg2429 that’s really the infinite goal

[@naomiyokoi9248]

blarg2429 technically would that be a skinsona

[@micahmosse3876]

@@naomiyokoi9248 how dare you uncover and inflict upon ussuch a cursed truth. Do you even know what's at stake, what we will lose because of your hubris?

[@Teamdicer32]

how do you continually find the most cursed things ever did your parents taunt a witch or something

[@alonelygoldfish2966]

Conor O'Boyle they raised a witch

[@ascnd]

did we just get garfluenced

[@LadyPersephone133]

Yes

[@judi7238]

whenever I hear "love me feed me don't leave me" for some reason I sing it like the Kim Possible song in my head

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

The restaurant should be decorated with art from the "I'm Sorry Jon" subreddit

[@taylorgreen9929]

Is that the NSFW Garfield subreddit? (asking so I can avoid at all costs)

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

@@taylorgreen9929 it is but it's not sexual NSFW most of the time it's just really creepy NSFW shit

[@froggdoggs8551]

Note to self: when the internet says not to look at something, don’t look at it

[@froggdoggs8551]

Note to self: when the internet says not to look at something, don’t look at it

[@evilmontica1848]

@@jovanaspasojevic5049 MOST of the time?????

[@Αποστολης-η8θ]

Yo i got so drunk last night i left a gnarly *garficcino* all over the floor and walls

[@zaprowsdower4938]

This is it, this is the end point of capitalism. The Garfuccino is what Adam Smith could only dream of.

[@DahVoozel]

The wealth of a nation is best when it is purposed for the creation of pizza and lasagna for the sustainance of an orange cat.

[@makyx4303]

[...] Once you have unlocked everything and purchased every item in the shop you have to restart the game. upon finishing it again you get the secret "GarfieldEats" ending. When you followed all these steps you have 100% completed capitalism.

[@sobersplash6172]

Garfield is love, Garfield is life

[@MsMagicStache]

Garfield sitting on the long furby is simultaneously a cursed and blessed happening

[@haggisa]

Two men enter! Only one will leave!

[@cryptkeeperkain986]

Tbh it was kinda cute lol

[@MsMagicStache]

Kallie the Neko I horse laughed when I saw it in her backpack the first, because it is cute in the most odd way

[@rahul327]

blursed

[@Nonya_Busyness]

haggisa b l u r s e d

[@emzetkin1100]

You need to make a long Garfield furby now. It's just the rules.

[@theswampus670]

Garfurby.

[@Mor1moo]

Furbfield

[@lizzyfrizzle8986]

“The free market will regulate itself” *the free market*- Garfeccino

[@joshuafallgren8498]

To be fair it died due to lack of customers. Yknow how a free market should work. I don’t like capitalism but yeah

[@moycorbin4750]

You just roasted whole capitalism dynamic

[@bingle2484]

"the screams of the damned are deafening, Jon. buy my pizza." - garmf™

[@seretonindealer9440]

Mother, that place is terrifying and I need to go there. I kin Garfield.

[@legendre007]

Until I saw GarfieldEATS, I did not know the meaning of Eldritch Horror. 😯

[@ginamaynard2698]

r/imsorryjon has you covered

[@maddiegeier]

@@ginamaynard2698 the subreddit is blursed

[@esobelisk3110]

madgninja “blursed” doesn’t even begin cover it bud. That subreddit is the reason I don’t sleep at night.

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

Look up Garfield the deals warlock.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Ever played Bloodborne?

[@siobhanmewes9881]

"Love me, feed me, don't leave me" is either a desperate plea for help or the last thing you'll hear as you try to escape only to find what you thought was the exit is actually just an endless corridor, every inch of the walls, floor and ceiling covered with Garfield's smiling face. You can never leave. There is no escape. There is only Garficcino.

[@Xehanort10]

5:15 "Sweat, tears and screams?" The food at Garfield Eats is people. That settles it.

[@evies.1018]

“Garfield Eats is people! GARFIELD EATS IS PEOPLE!!!!!”

[@TheBonkleFox]

Garfield is my favorites seeker of darkness

[@BlueGangsta1958]

Can confirm, this is the best way to get rid of your victims.

[@thedinodad3580]

you know he had to do it to em

[@ashton4529]

this is straight out of black mirror i swear to god

[@nevernaught3871]

The sauce on the pizza was probably made from yellow tomatoes. I reckon when they are cooked and the water evaporates, it would be possible for them to turn orange.

[@terminal-vl3rj]

either that, or they heavily diluted it with water.

[@willowarkan2263]

I figured just some extra carrot.

[@bessh2501]

Or maybe it’s like a vodka sauce? With added cream? GarfieldEATS, the people have questions that must be answered!

[@Just-in-Spenc]

When ever I have made homemade tomato sauce/soup with home grown tomatoes it turns out very orange so it’s not totally impossible to get the color depending on the tomatoes used.

[@aidanwarren4980]

This pre-pandemic footage of going out to restaurants, meeting strangers and seeing their faces, and sharing drinks with others is really hitting in this post-quarantine age

[@jereton_ex]

came to the comments to see if anyone else had pointed this out, it just baffled me for a few moments before i remembered that yeah, this is something that people (including myself) used to do.

[@MancIsSo4YearsAgo]

I'm watching this as I'm waiting for a lasagne that I put in the oven and now I don't want it

[@SeresTheZocker]

Garfield started as a comic so this is appropriate use for Comic Sans

[@gamermoment7044]

Thanks, but I hate it

[@SeresTheZocker]

@@gamermoment7044 And I hate Garfield! But we can't start to be unfair to our enemies

[@rockhamada294]

SeresTheZocker what did you just say about my boy Garfield

[@SeresTheZocker]

@@rockhamada294 Evil things

[@SeresTheZocker]

@@rockhamada294 I truly doubt that Garfield has the will or the capability to destroy Snoopy. Which is something I very much love

[@bigchungus4328]

9:53 y'all look like a goth mystery solving squad who're about to have a wacky adventure involving a conspiracy behind the Garfield restaurant and it's ominous founder

[@igorgrbic5441]

The emo scooby-gang

[@michaelregis1015]

Emo-emo-dooooo

[@bigchungus4328]

@@igorgrbic5441 FUCK YEAH

[@bigchungus4328]

@@michaelregis1015 where are youu, come it's time for sun now

[@izzymarie8987]

Instead of Scooby Doo they have Thursday BoyPorrage

[@megglymade]

Jim Davis is actually a professor at my university and he is truly the most wholesome man I have ever met. He's so sweet and pure I want to know how this man got wrapped up into this

[@beth3667]

The history of Garfield will soon be a mandatory class in every university across the globe. Having links with a professor is all part of Garfield’s plan

[@hybridmems]

Omg that is so cool!

[@amyhavelock7080]

This seems like such a 90s concept I’m surprised this wasn’t done 25 years ago

[@theab3957]

It may have survived if it happened in the 90s

[@AidanL17]

The calamari cannibal Garf is clear evidence that "I'm sorry, Jon" art is an international phenomenon.

[@taterthelousytot3967]

I think right now would be the perfect time to open a restaurant like this. With the rising popularity of the r/imsorryjon and the current trend of memeing gerfield. It might be cringey, but it's a smart and creative idea

[@poodychulak]

They started doing this before those were things. Just completely oblivious yet fortuitous.

[@abbydoesart648]

Oh god, im wearing my only orange clothing, he has already invaded my mind

[@adrianomaly1760]

abby doesart same... does it count if it’s a dragon ball shirt

[@abbydoesart648]

Adri Anomaly orange is orange my friend im afraid you have been infested as well

[@GigiLuigi437]

*hears ice cream truck* “It sounds like we’re gonna get murdered”

[@cottoncandyaddict]

"That was disappointingly mediocre" THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GARFIELD

[@estefaniaboujon6830]

Garfield is the best!

[@avastepanian567]

Fuc u Garfield is wonderful

[@froggdoggs8551]

SSsSshhHHh that’s my childhood right there

[@Quackervoltz]

Don't say that. Garfield was my goddamn childhood.

[@Kropothead]

Jim Davis hails from my state, Indiana, which is basically the elemental plane of disappointing mediocrity. Please send a rescue team.

[@walterl322]

Tbh, this sounds like a entry for a creepypasta “I ate Garfield themed pizza and woke up different”

[@aubreywaldenart]

I wonder how this sweet old man feels about the pure eldritch horror of r/imsorryjon

[@forestexpertrees]

Are they closed on Mondays?

[@gamermoment7044]

God I hope

[@thumbycastell4436]

They're only open on Thursdays

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I sure hope so!

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@thumbycastell4436 Why thursdays? ( ͠° ͟ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Ellie-jr4zy]

That place is just the food court in Fantasy Costco,,

[@cambrianimplosion]

Ellie fucking found a taz fan major success

[@SolarisMusic]

YOU"RE ENTIRELY CORRECT MY GOOD FRIEND

[@beetledbug]

aaaa i immediately thought of garfield the deals warlock and the mbmbam garfield eats episode

[@SolarisMusic]

garfield the deals warlock eats (now in comic sans!)

[@eggstreme324]

THANK YOU

[@DrunkFurYT]

"I ate a unit of food" "I feel like a Sim" omfg ahahahahaha

[@verycursed5585]

"icE CREAM" As of today, Patrick is no longer a person, he's a mood.

[@rinward172]

have you heard about the furby organ? an organ made of furbies?

[@0Rianna0]

Oh yeah, that's what they play during mass in hell.

[@laurenmcleod7055]

rin ward a liver made of furbies? which kind of organ are we talking here

[@maddiegeier]

That channel is amazing

[@laurenmcleod7055]

friendly alien i mean, i hope i don’t come across as that stupid

[@ibax102x8]

@@laurenmcleod7055 an organ as a instrument

[@isabellaholley4865]

nobody: literally no one: not a single person ever: nathan: GaRfAcHiNnO

[@vocasoti]

Big chungus walked so that Garfield chunks could run

[@aihehol]

Woah. Sharing drinks with friends in public, what a throwback.

[@hotplanofaction3219]

Fun video, but I think I might be deaf now after all of those "Garffacinos"...that'll teach me for using headphones...

[@silasalpagu7940]

teya: *posts video* me: *drops everything and watches*

[@normalhuman1368]

YES PLEASE GOTH MOTHER THIS IS THE ONLY MUKBANG I’LL EVER WATCH EDIT: Thank you so much for the likes! 💕 I know it’s a bit trivial but I appreciate it so much! 💕

[@manoudreams]

Yeah same literally all mukbangs are stupid and annoying because I want to steal the food (well yeah except for Dan and Phil's mukbang I loved it)

[@normalhuman1368]

Pansy Parkinson lmao I agree 😂

[@emmylewolf293]

Hey what do you want for dinner? Oh I could really go for some **G A R F I N C C I N O**

[@tristant9481]

"Take care of the Cat, and the cat will take care of you." D A M N ! Such strong words...

[@TransSappho]

5:57 “Garfield eats time” could be read as saying that Garfield is devouring the entire temporal existence of the universe and frankly that’s both plausible and horrifying

[@ZijnShayatanica]

HEADCANON'D!!

[@EldritchMango]

Not wanting to get political but look for Thought Slime's video about garfieldEats and you might understand a little bit this dread you felt

[@HidanoftheAkatsuki]

I was hoping someone would mention that video here

[@GSlice37]

This whole concept just got stranger and stranger the deeper you look. Someone should 100 percent do a background check on the orange suit dude, he has too much chaotic energy.

[@kayleegirard9231]

Loki in disguise

[@gabrielorritt3160]

What if the whole thing is just a subversive marketing ploy?

[@DrunkFurYT]

"A group of 2019 Canadian emos eat Garfield-branded fast food" was never a video I thought I would witness

[@theab3957]

It sounds like one of my nightmares

[@Honkadelic64]

watching you guys pass around that carrot juice without a care in the world.... I miss 2019.....

[@loglorn]

Oh god i felt that too, god

[@lucieradova8378]

No hetero but Patrick is kinda cute ngl 👀

[@patrickhorgan8700]

Thanks :)

[@bruhmoment-me2hw]

Much hetero, he is handsome :^)

[@cynthiaobligeasmr]

Much non-descript attraction, he is hella cute

[@lucieradova8378]

@@patrickhorgan8700 didn't expect you to see this, but no problem haha

[@judi7238]

no hetero as well, he's cute just cause I'm gay doesn't mean I'm blind

[@lilyg8734]

Teacher: why are you laughing Me: nothing Me internally: GARFICINO EDIT: feed me your likes peasants!!

[@lilyg8734]

Astha Thakur YOWCHIES man

[@pauldee1577]

Nominating "Hurricane Garficcino" for the 2020 list of Atlantic Basin hurricane names

[@froglad810]

But Why though yay 500

[@laurenlatta495]

My favorite lesbian has returned

[@agostoangosto9442]

jamless toast didn’t know garfield was a lesbian

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@agostoangosto9442 Who's the lucky lady?

[@agostoangosto9442]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker Garfunkel. People call them GarfGarf

[@goodniteghost]

So I live in the town where Jim Davis literally lives and I can drive to his studio in like twenty minutes and WE don't have a GarfieldEats

[@teagannam]

“Garfield garita” or however it’s spelled (the name of the pizza they got) sounds way too much like “guerrita” which in Spanish would mean “little war” which is what must happen in your mouth if you eat it.

[@greyscalewoods711]

Capitalism has gone too far

[@v3n0m5]

He is capitalisim

[@daisy7278]

Ok petition to make this into a series where you and your friends just review kinda sketchy food places

[@mike.6092]

Garfield: *exists* That weird old guy: THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[@JoanCooperSnark]

I think you may mean the creator of garfield

[@lucasmcinnis5045]

@@JoanCooperSnark I think YOU mean That Weird Old Guy

[@emiliew5553]

patrick leaning against the tree and telling the tale of the orange sauce is truly a sight, he looks like one of the village elders who fought in every war

[@drew6145]

I died at the disheartening "this is my last meal"

[@mitskiluvr]

i'm taking my date here. that is if i ever get one.

[@Hopppp]

I'll be your date lmao

[@thecynicalone7655]

Are you trying to stay single?

[@something8245]

I'd go with you, if you're ok with being polyamorous and also moving to Ukraine

[@mitskiluvr]

@@something8245 haha, nah i get jealous too easily

[@mitskiluvr]

@@thecynicalone7655 not at all

[@eros7718]

"no GMO's" "--the meat is grey" im-

[@dand1253]

I mean, if I found an animal carcass without at least some weird fucked up looking bits, I'd be *more* inclined to think it was some sort of GMO ultimate livestock breed. Biology is messy, and even 9,000 years of manual genetic engineering wasn't enough to remove every last bit of physiological weirdness from our farm animals. It's just that the cuts you get at the grocery are the most appealing ones the slaughterhouse produced, the same way that all the weird mutant eggs from chicken mills get labeled "Grade B" and go right into the feeding trough and grocery stores only get the pretty Grade A/AA eggs. I'd assume that GarfieldEATS just bought middle-of-the-road cuts to save a little money and didn't go to the lengths that McDonald's does to mechanically obscure the meat's original form.

[@ziggy5741]

The meat is likely grey because there isn't all the normal preservatives which keep the meat bright red, meat isn't typically as pretty as we see in stores lol

[@sockzparty]

the dark, cursed, and ominous energy of Garfield Eats has summoned a hail storm to my town.

[@Chaosrunepownage]

How could they have their background to the tablet ordering thing look like someone's first submission to r/imsorryjon? I can't tell if it's out-of-touch or a dank meme!

[@miketacos9034]

"Sweat, tears, and screams." *Looks at pizza.* So that's why it tastes so salty and loud.

[@teehee9251]

"All I wanted in life was to bring people together" well of COURSE a Garfield restaurant was the first idea to come to mind for that djedjdhdhdjdhd

[@DarkKingBowser]

GarfieldEats just got obliterated by four goth kids in a park. Nice vid T.

[@raymachii]

The “WE DIDNT GET FORKS FOR THE LASAGNA” killed me

[@kkatieloisxx]

Watching this in 2020 and seeing everyone share food and drink is making me ANXIOUS

[@mialeo]

you know in the good place when michael has to think of the most mediocre food to torture everyone with for an eternity? thats garfieldeats

[@walterl322]

They will close when they run out of Garfield meat

[@sorbetsharks]

Don't worry. Sacrifices will be made to please Garfield and his Garficinno cult.

[@walterl322]

@@sorbetsharks The orange cat juice will be given

[@reusconscientia6995]

garfield beat my garfield meat

[@noelle5592]

J O N. I. R E Q U I R E. M E A T.

[@v3n0m5]

onceluv *j o n*

[@ikanhazw1n]

If anyone else wants orange insanity Thought Slime did a vid on this a while ago

[@DrZombieMoogle]

Slime Gang

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

I thought he was playing a prank on us but it’s really real

[@jawbuzzer3135]

I was looking for this comment

[@Yiab]

Perhaps one of your patrons in Toronto watches Thought Slime - he did a video on how Garfield Eats is peak capitalism.

[@raskr8137]

>The owner sounds like he's forced to record the ads at gunpoint >"After months of sweat, tears and screams [...]" >Unintelligible voices in the background of the promo video >"Nathan, take care of the cat, and the cat will take care of you" >Creepy vibes at the restaurant itself They definitely hinting at some r/sorryjon type stuff

[@amyisaway7800]

i love how longboi just travels with you now wherever you go

[@juno5589]

when sara said “i felt like i ate a unit of food” LMAO

[@juno5589]

“garfield eats: its one” WKDHSKDH