“How Do You Sleep at Night?” - Andrew Santino - Full Special

Andrew Santino translates bird mating calls, considers why kids are too soft and explains why traffic laws are pointless.
Original airdate: November 28, 2015
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[@stevietirado3076]

So cool to see Bobby's mum doing stand-up. She should definitely do a podcast with her son

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

LOL @ reading this fully normal, except the words Bobby’s mum 😂

[@petchai4814]

I'm bobby mother

[@asan7708]

Bobby lee buys underage prostitutes.

[@truth.honesty]

Mom

[@liambelanger8483]

Mudduh

[@mariocaballero5212]

Bobby’s mom has really developed her stand up. She is a example of hard work and dedication.

[@citomakaveezly]

Bobby Mudda

[@nebyenrub]

Man that’s some brutal audio compression. Sounds like OG Napster

[@buskE46]

For real - was this recorded from inside a tin can?

[@fuzzmaayn29]

youtube adds some compression when its uploaded but yeah its pretty bad

[@TwoTreesVisuals]

Someone lost their job after this.

[@jbean9021]

@@talkingedmmawhere?

[@triplechocolate887]

Lmfao I thought it was my phone speakers

[@kylejones2479]

This may have been bobby lee’s best special

[@shankrl1]

We doin 20min "full" specials now?

[@kylejones2479]

@@shankrl1 for bobby its good since its his only one ya 😂

[@jasonwoniger7808]

Didn't see the half hour at the start?

[@PyroDREW.]

Another drone I see

[@cannondorf]

@@shankrl1Dave Chappelle did a 2 minute special 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@alexkuhnel8128]

Man comedy central can't even get the audio right on their videos lol it's a miracle that anything comedy central exists at all anymore 😂

[@jake91hall]

OK andrew

[@colinpurvis423]

Thats KZbin's fault, you watched it right when it was uploaded. Rewatch, its fine now.

[@cosmicabyss7358]

​@@colinpurvis423 Nah it sucks.

[@LuciferosDad]

@@colinpurvis423wrong bro, it sounds like someone put their phone in a large drink cup to try to make it louder.

[@ineverwinanything4259]

You dare think yourself too good to watch the very thing that shaped us all as vile adolescents? Shame on you! 😂

[@brodyharris7631]

😂😂😂😂. I've been listening to bad friends for years and have never listened to Andrew's stand-up. He is the man.

[@Rockardo_]

Literally same

[@badazzkaz]

Who’s Andrew? That’s Bobby’s mom

[@tywarren7375]

Same!

[@blakegarcia9003]

@@LeeChaeyeonsHusbandi don’t think I’d call it that. Great improv guy on a podcast but these jokes are just average joe schmo

[@albertobernal2537]

@@blakegarcia9003 same, the hyperboles are bit much. But hey, he's got fans anyhow.

[@bryansmith7238]

Bobbys mom is so wholesome. What a blessed old woman.

[@da3855]

He sounds like Bill Burr when he yells 😂

[@Ghost-wm1db]

"If Bill Burr was a pension fund baby"

[@CaptainMaakasu]

It's because they're both redheads 🎉

[@andrewharden2619]

Bobby's mom has a decent Bill Bur impression

[@frozentits_records1691]

Hair palace is no joke. Moved in with a girlfriend and when we showered she just put her hair on the walls of the shower like decoration 🤣🤣

[@foejr94]

🇼🇸

[@kateganz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DjOnD0pe]

°_°

[@horbes]

I bobby mudda

[@shaunradomski8625]

NoOoOo IMA bobby mom

[@dshepherd107]

@@horbes😂

[@marco7Cr]

as a German i love those history lessons

[@LulzRoyce]

He's definitely WAY funnier off-stage without all the pressure, seems better at riffing vs putting together a narrative/special from A to Z

[@keshaunp.4850]

This family friendly special I guess. His dark jokes be funny ash

[@jll3745]

Same with Theo Von

[@Danton1990]

I've been watching this almost 15 minutes and only now realized it's almost 10 years old. I'm like, "this guy is waaaay funnier than this. What is this?" But now it makes alll the sense.

[@MotoMiles]

Yep I was thinking the same . Still funnier then Brendan Schab tho

[@talkingmoney4499]

I thought it was good ….great observations and funny bits

[@melissawest936]

He’s so funny in bad friends it sucks to see his stand up is not on the same level

[@talkingmoney4499]

I thought it was actually good ….his Netflix special was eh but this was great observation and bits

[@fraustiehoe]

that last punch line hit 🤣

[@dokkal]

This is a weak audience, these jokes had me in tears! Keep it up Bobby mudda!

[@AntonioAE86]

Please give me back these 21 min of my life. Which part was funny ?

[@meekmeek7991]

Easily 20 minutes of this is funny

[@jonathanriley6442]

Disagree. Not funny really. That’s why audience is quiet

[@meanmachine99999]

@@meekmeek7991 it was the type of funny that stopped being funny a minute into a joke that lasted 7

[@theunbreaking]

Me too

[@shopclasswithsam9051]

No lie I’m watching this outside and the bird call bit pissed off my rooster😂

[@aegis062]

I live in miami bird calls are annoying as hell around 5am they start that bullshit, but it gets worse at 3am-4am the chicken that my neighbor has start their morning call I hate them all with a passion. I did 2 things. 1- I found an area with a ton of stray cats and brought them to the area my neighbors chickens became food. 2- I bought a fake owl that tilts it head and moves when there is wind. there are no more bird in the area near me.

[@AstroGetm]

Are you the neighbor everybody hates?

[@Ill23]

This sucked so bad it cured my depression. I will never loath myself again! Thanks DREW!

[@edusam666]

Autobahn: yes, no speed limit, but construction sites everywhere so you have to slow down anyway😂

[@EdWedgie]

One of those weird standups where people are applauding more than laughing 😅

[@heathstory9655]

Dude, those facts about our childhood playgrounds 😂😂😂 That's had me dying!

[@cumeatsenergordon]

Only been done before a thousand times

[@calvinmccullough9499]

Unfinished metal home...monkey bar house

[@storybynick]

Never really realized that about grocery bagging lol great set!

[@-jy6yi]

goddamn it that first bit is perfect

[@amandakim4911]

I adore Andrew🤣❤️

[@D0NDIDO]

He’s funnier on the podcast unfortunately

[@ChaceBonanno]

This is exactly how I drive 😂

[@alicetaylor6452]

I’ve listened to his podcast and the one he does with Bobby and think they’re great wonderful to see he’s also great at this. More please

[@adrianguzman8248]

Holy! First he got his own podcast and it’s even nicer to see Fancy B got his own special!

[@drabdirahmansaladibrahim4602]

Now i can hear those birds 😅

[@pandyne]

The most dangerous piece of playground equipment was the monkey bars that were just 3'x3' squares of bars that looked like a building under construction that went up in the air for 21' so if you happen to fall you will hit 6 levels of bars on your way down.

[@fosterthedmt]

I read this in Theo's voice

[@amandalockhart2454]

@@fosterthedmt 💀

[@alexdecambre2101]

This was great 😂😂😂

[@Seargent_Scraps]

The bird thing is so true. I live in the mountains so there probably is almost every bird variety waking me up at 3 or 4 am.

[@zesss]

Ever thought about waking them up? Must be sweet

[@ronniesal7436]

The way this guy is imitating the birds sounds like the guys who sell tickets for intertown busses in the market of my city 😂

[@ryanreigle7902]

His podcast is alot funnier than his standup

[@FrikoSounds]

whoever did the sound on this should be fired

[@maskichef]

On the internet you get into a rabbit hole. I loved Ben Bailey's bird in the tree joke, too.

[@BREAKocean]

LOL that was awesome. I like his road rage one the best and ruth chris steak

[@isnotyourmom]

Andrew is better at pod casting than stand up

[@jermaineandersenii5552]

This is a pretty old routine, he’s a lot better at stand up now, but I agree I enjoy his podcasts more

[@trevmason2352]

I agree. I didn’t like his premises at all and it doesn’t matter if I like his premises and setups but the punchlines just weren’t there. I love him with Bobby tho

[@trevmason2352]

@@jermaineandersenii5552how do you know I’m just curious? If you say it’s an old routine then you’ve seen andrew do this set before ?

[@maximeb190]

Yeah pretty weak and generic material.

[@dirtyd3320]

Sos theo von

[@mr.hoppelelefant2350]

He's like a collected version of Bill Burr

[@sbkpeace.24]

Im with you on the pouch of stones and the paper towels 😂

[@user-co5pg9cc4e]

This guy is so relatable lol The paper towel bit is me

[@carvinguptrails]

Weird. I felt the opposite

[@VortexTheGreat69]

Great clips loved it

[@lovecheba7668]

Imagine if this is the ONLY tape some alien finds after humans are long dead and gone and they see "Don't give me your hot wall air"

[@akara8691]

I can't get over the German version of Andrew 😂

[@amandalockhart2454]

He does the BEST impressions, literally nails it every time. You should check more of his stuff out, he's hilarious!

[@briangately4897]

Great stuff here, real Bobby Lee vintage stuff.

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

Comedy central presents is what got me into standup as a wee lad

[@TamMaree]

Idk where Santino lives, but it sounds nice. His grocery stores have spoiled him.

[@YorkSS10]

He should have released this on his own. To hell with the bleeps, F Comedy Central

[@sebastianpfeiffer8767]

I didn't know him. He's been somewhere else. Really good, I'm impressed.

[@bubsyrobins7875]

Watch bad friends. It's hilarious 😅

[@hurricaneheather1420]

😂😂😂😂😂 I live behind a bird sanctuary. I feel ya. I am heavily medicated at night. 😂😂😂

[@Harry-cd6ol]

Lmao this ginger is hilarious!

[@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside]

Good to hear I'm not the only one who litters paper towels behind the door after a moment of germophobia.

[@stephanieharries7746]

😊😂My first laugh came at "All the birds" My answer- cats

[@francobenevento7598]

This Bobby Lee guy is going places.

[@thricecreamkage8084]

the mating call lmao

[@davidplumer8766]

We love your comedy Bobby!

[@Stuffuniverse-]

Bobby lee is such a tease, doing a 21:04 min special.

[@JakobStud808]

20 minute special? It should be called 1/3rd of a special. 20 minutes is the fluffers job.

[@mrbeans2425]

This was great!

[@alicetaylor6452]

My mate got caught under a round about in a playground and broke his leg his brother laughed so hard he wet himself and then the rest of us kids fell about laughing whilst our friend screamed in pain until the abulance arrived. The 90s eh

[@mrpc3]

Bobby lee's mom is so funny. I see where the little dumpling gets it from.

[@CG-zv2kl]

Amazing set as always sir , the lights made it look like you had a kippah on 😂

[@Devestatix]

I didn't notice but I looked up right when reading your comment and the video was at the perfect camera angle in that moment to see exactly what you mean

[@charlesianima]

I feel ginger comedians (who I loved such as Bill Burr) are more accepted in Boston than anywhere else because everyone sounds the same yelling in BAWWWSTON. 😂😅

[@nr126]

Wtf

[@jake91hall]

​@nr126 are you not ulturex ?

[@nemerem.A]

This guy should do a piece with Bill Burr

[@trevorbond7367]

Andrew Santiago your my favorite. Keep it up!!!!

[@iamthegreat358]

Lmao 🤣 It's Santino 😂

[@daisho509]

Lmao I either sleep way too much or sleep way too little, my problems have remained the same xD

[@user-qg9ht6zu6k]

love the poker face on the brunette in the front row

[@tylernewcomb7179]

We noticed that too

[@tylernewcomb7179]

My friend Scott and Kevin pointed it out. Steve left because it was so bad.

[@Casarez956]

This dude is TALENTED. Hands down already a legend.

[@KrispyCREAME805]

He is probably a bad friend though.

[@carefreeme8202]

@@KrispyCREAME805 HE BOBBY MOM!

[@kaybrown7879]

Luv the slide & sea-saw!! That is What I grew up with. Also, it had a basketball court. You are HILARIOUS❤❤!!!!

[@flackvgenetics7817]

This was dark at time good lordy 😂

[@lawrenceluebbert21]

The most underrated comic.

[@maggiecallahan935]

I’m Bobby mudda, I Bobby mom 😂

[@hotdogwater666]

Is a playground without rusty tetanus monkey bars even a playground at all?

[@kostistsiutras4373]

This set was LIT 😂😂😂😂

[@sterling8298]

Back in 2017, I was on my bicycle when I was T-boned by a car going 50 miles an hour. Somehow, I survived without a scratch anywhere on my body.. The doctor said the main reason I survived was because I was wearing a helmet and it was a car, and not a truck. He said if it had been a truck/SUV, I would have been splattered like a bug. The doctor went on to say that even from a car going 50 mph, I should have ended up paralyzed from this crash. Thankfully, I did not get paralyzed, and I still ride bikes more these days than I ever did before. I'm even stronger than I ever was before. Because "ain't nothing gonna tear me down oh no I got to keep on moving." If you know you know..

[@8thhousemoonrabbit205]

😂😂caint nobody Breaka my Stride🎶- I named my only, Sterling and pray he has your luck🤍

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

I love Comedy Central for uploading older standup in High Def; bummed they no longer make good content

[@GabeHolcomb]

My favorite bit here is "hey, are you a sign? I'm a Man, see ya later" lmaoo

[@Welcome-oj4qs]

Such a good set

[@greenhutltd]

The you alright. Has me dying I'm from new york. And I live in Manchester.. You alright through me off for the first few years 😂

[@budscaglini]

Russo

[@jolanpasveer8368]

Andrew Santino is the best!

[@slavi7191]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 The paper towel in the public washroom.....yup!!!

[@HollyHargreaves]

This was SO good❤

[@lordsxman]

I love Andrew Santino. He's 🔥

[@ArturBrucke]

Just his hair

[@janet.snakehole]

fire crotch

[@EmberEdgeDesigns]

That bird joke has me fucking dying Jesus. That really is what those little bastards sound like

[@HoveyFarms]

Slow start Bob but you got them in the end

[@majinbooch3787]

I expected this to be funnier seems like he played it super safe imo

[@mr2ew]

I haven't laughed in a while. Thanks dude. You're like the new Louie.

[@KameronKodi]

Great stand up Andrew you're getting better all the time you've really turned up the heat in the last few years. Sometimes when I'm watching you I think to myself that we might be watching a long term great comedian that could go down as one of the greater comedians to date.

[@RG-tm7uq]

Love Tito. Saw him live during the pandy at Supernova. Killed

[@BowmansWorld]

Love santino such a good dude

[@vma7760]

Nah, such a racist dude.

[@purepeter4737]

​@@vma7760that's why he is good bro

[@ahdalalyamani9910]

I really like Birds sounds .

[@kickurass67]

Great special

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

He's really funny. I've always liked his stand up. "In that tree were all the birds." Lol I laughed my ass off at that :p

[@Angel3es]

That really wasn't funny

[@The.Ugly.Truth666]

Love this guy!! 😂😂

[@arfam2680]

I feel him on the holding the door part 100%. I just snapped out and say oh you’re welcome that wasted three seconds of my fucking time.

[@valerionts6893]

How can one be so funny on a podcast and then Brendan Schaub’ it on stage

[@JohnSmith-cg3cv]

I think he’s actually pretty decent. A lot of this stuff is relatable to me, such as annoying birds outside my window in the morning or wishing that the speed limit was higher on the highway. Or just being embarrassed by not knowing the customs in a foreign country. I think he should do more standup. This was from late 2015, almost 8 years ago. He can do more. I’d like to see it. ❤

[@mattszalay8819]

He has. Do a search

[@tylernewcomb7179]

I don't want to see any more of this

[@FormTrends]

Great set. Nice work 👍

[@Justin-rv9nc]

"Put glitter in your trunk". Lmfao!

[@kev199369]

Bobby lees mum kills it on stage. This is amazing

[@jessb465]

Been seeing this guy around a lot the last few years and I love his comedy, but especially love that he’s smart and behaves like a grown man and not a man baby (cough cough, unlike some associates of his).