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[@RTGame]

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[@solwilkinson8551]

you are very cool haf fun

[@toiletman7828]

hippie hippie horray

[@noinfo1018]

Thank you daneshiro

[@Malzer0]

its not gambling its calculated risk

[@deconstuctedpicklejuice]

did you have any sort of nickname or title in your college years?

[@BlindedMan]

Never forgetting that one guy was malding at Dan because they thought he was actually promoting an actual gambling casino

[@and-a-bell]

Funniest thing was all the people mocking that Person afterwards saying stuff like "omg Dan u played this game with violence? Do u support murder?!?"

[@BlindedMan]

@@and-a-bell Oh dan played tf2? It means he supports warcrimes

[@tayk.t.523]

Can't believe Daniel supports the taxation of the lower class with such trivial games as Cute Fuzzy Animal Casino Simulator 😢💔

[@eeeeeeeee9895]

Dan sadly also supports world hunger because he always forgot to feed players after setting them to survival mode in minecraft smh😔

[@supr3m3panda]

Dan supports racism because he needlessly torments Koroks in Tears of the Kingdom!

[@dazcarrr]

RT doesn't have a gambling problem, he has a gambling solution (more money)

[@CbasRielo]

For once, RT can't gamble despite it being a gambling game, truly a tragedy

[@mysteryman489]

You fool, running a business is the ultimate gamble!

[@blakksheep736]

Idk, that loan seems a lot like gambling to me.

[@trashpanda9160]

To be fair, if he did gamble he would not have a video to see.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

or getting a Loan by the Bank that you can't pay off.

[@nightcoremadstudioreborn4299]

KZbin is a gamble in and of itself

[@StickMaster500]

Ever since Daneshiro played on the Willy Wonka Slot Machine back in Vegas, his life was changed forever from that point onwards

[@GoldenOwl_Game]

Jerma truly has the power to change peoples lives in the strangest of ways Amazing how much traces back to the early days of the TF2 community.

[@sapphireblue4031]

I thought it started with Luigi's Poker

[@tayk.t.523]

RT giving bathroom privacy to only the wealthy aristocratic is exactly what's wrong with our society. This cute, fuzzy animal casino game is just a metaphor for the tyrany of the government. Truly, a devastatingly deep game.

[@TheSkyRender]

At least RT's bathroom policy doesn't discriminate on gender. Everyone's equally miserable!

[@johnalogue9832]

Tyranny of The Government? It's a private business, simply performing its duty to its shareholders by seeking the maximum amount of profit as the market and law allows!

[@Red-Tower]

​@@TheSkyRender so true! I think the "bathroom debate" would look a lot different if only rich people had any privacy lol

[@miranda.w22]

I loved when the guy littered and instead of dropping or throwing the trash he carefully bent down and placed it on the floor

[@usonohoshi6165]

We now take a break from Dan giving us anxiety from his permadeath run. To creating chaos in a game world.

[@aetholus2982]

I’m half convinced that the sponsors use RT as both a promoter and an endurance tester. Every time he plays one of these the game ends up in some state of panic.

[@totalphantasm]

Dan is Let’s game it out but with the patience of a normal person

[@patrickt101]

@@totalphantasmthis comment is crazy underrated

[@lithuets]

This is an accurate casino. Impossible to find the bathrooms and an absolute sea of slot machines

[@nightcoremadstudioreborn4299]

as well as no windows and abundance of alcohol checks out too

[@Genjure]

I used to work on slot machines at the nearby casino. Can confirm, we did in fact like break rooms. Our Card Dealers had a union and required 2 hours of sitting time in an 8hr shift.

[@faloughasch9239]

You've made your last gamble, Dan. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

[@lilmao4482]

I don’t want to set the world on fire,

[@AboyM96]

I hit what I was aiming for. Guess you had brains to spare. Or are you just thick skulled? Either way, baby, this is good news.

[@omar.alsharif]

War. War never changes

[@Red-Tower]

Take me home, country roads

[@Zan10242]

BANG

[@cg_spiritedensemble]

Wow. Rt was literally riding high with his first save only to restart & do it immediately worse. There's a metaphor on there somewhere. 😅

[@pillowmint4622]

in a game where he was supposed to be the casino owner, he somehow still ended up gambling his success away....poetic, my favorite flavor of failure! (now with boba!)

[@crackedemerald4930]

I like how they're all cute animals instead of asset store humans

[@Red-Tower]

Probably my favorite part honestly. Generic asset humans in these games have all started to blend together, this makes it much cuter and visually interesting.

[@giftinggeezer3149]

Well boys I’m finally out of rehab for my gambling addictio- aaaand it’s back, thanks Dan. NOW LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!!!!

[@SnivyTries]

Someone needs to get this guy out of the Lady Lucktopus.

[@olivervonessen8861]

How nice of Dan to upload a video right when I sit down for my lunch break. Such a thoughtful guy

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

Every time RT plays a game with any kind of money management in it he ends up with crippling debt.

[@charlidvds3296]

Had my wisdom teeth taken out today! Luckily for me RT is here to distract me from the pain with more pain, can’t wait!

[@tburrrg2502]

Very soft Mac and cheese will save you!! If you are in the states go to Panera and get a shit ton of soup and Mac and cheese. I hope you feel better Charli!!

[@ChargeQM]

​@@tburrrg2502Panera is overpriced and overhyped. With very little know-how you can make better mac and cheese at home

[@dieforpie2107]

@@ChargeQM nobody said it wasn't, they said it was an option for a good soft food, and I personally agree with it. Is it overpriced? Yeah absolutely. Is it worth it? Yeah, absolutely. Are there other options as well, such as just buying a random thing at Walmart? Easily. But it's still nice to treat yourself after something as big as that (I would know, had them out like, almost 2 months ago)

[@happyplum2822]

If you suddenly start hurting a lot, it’s because your pain medication ran out. I know that sounds obvious, but when you’re still dazed you (or more specifically, me) can sit there and just wonder why life sucks. It’s because the medication ran out, take another 😅 Also chicken soup is great. Soft noodles. Nissan is my favourite brand for it, super soft.

[@tburrrg2502]

@@ChargeQM if they have a caretaker then they can have the person make them Mac and cheese then lol. They might not be feeling well enough to make food for themselves or their meds might make it dangerous to stand. No need to get pressed over some random person on the internet trying to give a helpful suggestion to someone to show their support

[@JacobTheCroc]

Love how he said the Gators had the worst casino but all he did was overspent the money and get that 75k + 5% Interest loan which lead him to massive bankuptcy. It was a fantastic stream tho, really enjoyed it.

[@Asteroid473]

Someone in chat mentioned that the casino looked like a strange laundromat. Then I got a Home Depot ad for a washing machine tower. 😂

[@mogumogu1601]

I tuned into my first RT stream for roughly 10 minutes. Just enough to cast my vote for the cozy casino and then dip. I have no regrets

[@ob2kenobi388]

Kinda funny how at the end I think Dan only lost because he refused to sell more than a few slot machines (unless there's some kind of limit on how many you can sell at once, idk). Pretty sure he only went bankrupt at the end because the bear mafia took his money, meaning if he had the $82,500 to pay them off and not gone negative he'd have been fine.

[@SevenVT12]

Gotta say, I am loving that chat is being shown a bit more in videos!

[@leandru7]

Yeah it's great that they're showing the original chat message, so we can see more of the context behind his responses to chat, and that they get credit for their jokes

[@treedude4246]

I really like the new touch of having the actual twitch chat messages on screen

[@-eco7931]

The editing on this video is honestly really good!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

OMG! I wasn't too interested in this, until I saw cute anthro animals! Any game with anthropomorphic characters is 100x better!

[@hokage_smoke]

4:13 hangs pictures on the windows

[@tonymarik1649]

0:55 why do the lights have a shadow??

[@Sink_sunk]

Another rt gambling wormhole I see

[@wolfietronic356]

Gambling! fun for the whole family! Edit: fun for newly divorced men!

[@ChargeQM]

Fun for Former Fathers!

[@sonarchy5158]

Yet another great video by Ramble Gamble

[@tohpingtiang4878]

Who needs walls when you can have a wall of slot machines! Owner is a relative of Tom Nook...

[@tburrrg2502]

I have never been to a casino so this could be legit

[@shadowldrago]

Daneshiro did a number on RT's sanity, didn't he?

[@olimagmoli]

I love that the female peacock character is modeled after the male of the species. She is a trans queen!

[@champagnesupernova1839]

"one is supposed to be overseen democratically" the other is the police (neither actually are overseen democratically usually)

[@johnalogue9832]

But only one of them can shoot their constituents without reason or consequences!

[@champagnesupernova1839]

@@johnalogue9832 this is true! can you tell me which one it is? oh right, the police :)

[@RogueSolver]

What’s so funny is I had to delete and try to redownload Genshin back onto my computer, then halfway through the download that took literally hours after I deleted so much stuff off my computer, it force reset. I was so mad, then I saw RT posted. The video chilled me out and made me feel better. Thanks!

[@donpollo3154]

Alright whose idea was it to give a casino to Daneshiro

[@yaboicdog]

Seeing how most of these videos turn out i think a video of Frostpunk would be very entertaining

[@craftmastr]

Imagine the whole time RT was gambling with the lives of the Koroks he finds in Tears of the Kingdom

[@ArmundJay]

this stream was AMAZING, the chat drama of Cozy v Gator was real

[@evanallaire2829]

Bruh, I just got a PSA Ad about Gambaling Addictions

[@Soupreme2]

All the slots make me as an Australian feel right at home thank you rt

[@SilverDragonJay]

subtle trans representation: Athena Overquill. Only male peacocks have those colorful feathers therefore she is a trans woman. We stan.

[@Cardinalt]

yeah honestly we lucked out as humans with how (relatively) minimal our sexual dimorphism is. could've been like anglerfish.

[@boomsdaywonderr1182]

Ah yes, can’t wait for the RT gets shot by a bear compilation

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

i see now he embraces his addiction, and that's good. he's on the first step to beat the shit out of any person who claims that his problem is a problem.

[@lintilion]

I'll never forgive this company! Put that you're only hiring Europe-based applicants in the job posting, dammit!

[@Stargazeer]

For once KZbin's ads on point. National Gambling Helpline lol

[@firockfinion3326]

You could say that Dan took an awful big _gamble_ on those slot machines paying off. =P

[@music-channel69]

The reason the first casino worked is because you balanced it out. The second one, you went a bit overboard with everything.

[@sagesammoy]

This looks like building a casino in animal crossing

[@kissushoto]

TO BUILD A WHAT?!?!!? Damn KZbin notification cutting words at very strange places hahahaha

[@TRIVIA5209]

I too say “god I love gambling” whenever I see gambling

[@simcity4111]

I don’t want any political conversation in this video, I just want to point out the funny fact that for some reason my brain read the title of the video as if it was “I was sponsored to build an nightmare cassino in a Black Lives Matter protest” I was afraid of what possibly could be the video for a second

[@thepigeon5849]

"90% of gamblers quit just before they're about to hit it big." ~Sun Tzu, maybe

[@Matt_364]

This is a certified Daneshiro moment

[@capacraft2735]

The Gatorites shall not take one step back

[@stardustandflames126]

Hey, you made New South Wales!

[@Scalloops]

This game is just a New South Wales property developer simulator tbh

[@kazukishinomiya9424]

RT basically recreating Pachinko parlor

[@babatini]

RT is not addicted to gambling, he's dedicated

[@NixieMelody]

So this is what my animal crossing villagers have been doing since I stopped playing...

[@SadToffee]

I hope they add RT into the game as like a koala and he just likes gambling.

[@cat1554]

Specifically on Willy Wonka slot machines

[@DeepSabbathCult]

I am unironically watching this from Caesars Palace. Couldn't have got the experience more accurate

[@toreole]

8:34 hes asserting dominance

[@DolphinsAreWeird]

0:01 "Money and Fur- GAMBLING! I meant gambling!"

[@traduzido2100]

“We might have room for sinks, I don’t know.”

[@hexinthelilypond4213]

He can quit! Anytime! He! Wants!

[@ultimateshadeofwar]

He couldn't admit that he made something successul, his hamster on a wheel couldn't accept it, so he went and created a new failure of a casino to be in a horrible situation.

[@Citadel_Station_AI_666]

the new sonic game is looking great

[@alansmithee419]

1:04 Games company CEOs be like

[@orentree3950]

This Video is Daneshiro's final form being the owner of MONEY!!! and GAMBLING!!!

[@emilyswt]

had an awful day today but this video really cheered me up, thanks for the video dan :)

[@SetsunaKisetsuki]

Dan discovers pachinko machines from Japan and proceeds to bring it into the West, circa 2023

[@SetariM]

Lmao the -48k at the end. Bravo. A perfect ending

[@Dr.Death8520]

No player gambling, so Dan decides to gamble with Tony

[@ANTICENA571]

The only thing better than gambling yourself is making other people gamble and fleecing them of all their money

[@the_real_rush]

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!! I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!

[@Yiit-fl9fj]

1:15 Dan's evolving from a classical capitalist into a postmodern capitalist. **Clever girl...**

[@fefega]

DANESHIRO NO!

[@sugarlemon1448]

i would love to see spiffing brit break this game XD

[@batterybroken]

I got an ad for this game this morning and I was thinking of you playing this on Twitch all day 😂👏🏽

[@TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour]

RT is taking a lot of inspiration from aussie pubs with this one

[@TheCyber416]

RT using his knowledge from the casino cave I see

[@estherjanssen4443]

U are truly my comfort content at 5 o'clock coming home after going out ✨💕

[@emdeo]

I love how its 0 or 100, no balance only free drinks at the casino.

[@joemedlen2924]

Most casinos I know of have free fountain drinks all day long, a good strategy.

[@hanakoamui3556]

for once gambling's consequences came crashing down on ya

[@restlessCrustacean]

>"casino that robs you" father that is just a normal casino

[@jesperwillems_]

Still feel the need to point out that in the poll, the option for cozyno was called “cozy” but the option for gator was called “maximum” for some reason, with no further elaboration. The election was flawed and we were scammed out of our win

[@warning641]

As someone who lives in Las Vegas, I can confirm Daniel is doing it wrong

[@keltskiy]

RT just made every Australian RSL club

[@lunaria7067]

Oh no! Daneshiro is back, run!

[@Xan1011]

Could've saved money on the restrooms. A lot of casinos have the problem where the guests are too immersed in the gambling that they end up soiling themselves at the machines.

[@dragonaterix]

Daneshiro is back

[@matthewcron8842]

As a Nevadan, I can say that this is accurate to real life

[@zaptrollwen]

Of course the game I've been wanting to get for ages but can't buy yet is the one Dan chooses to do a video for XD

[@SuperPerry1000]

So basically, you're just making a standard casino.

[@dangerchrist123]

Daneshiro designing his own palace

[@LuigianoMariano]

Thank goodness this was only a game. Otherwise RT would've died for real!