I made Twitch Chat invest $10,000 in the stock market

We're gonna be rich. ( This is NOT real financial advice, at all, ever).
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Music used (in order of appearance):
- GTA V - We Were Set Up
- Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games - Bowser's Galaxy Generator
- Donkey Kong Country 3 - Rockface Rumble
- Jet Set Radio - Sneakman
- Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Eater (Instrumental)
- Gran Turismo 5 - Feels So Good
- Roar of Dedede - Kirby and the Forgotten Land
- Abandoned Beach - Kirby and the Forgotten Land OST Soundtrack
- Kirby Air Ride - City Trial
- FE Three Houses - God Shattering Star (Rain)
- Smash Bros. Brawl - Corneria
- Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
- Smash Bros. Wii U - Jogging Countdown
- Bayonetta 2 - To The Top
- Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Battle!! (Combat Theme 1)
- Nintendo Land - Captain Falcon's Twister Race Night
- Persona 5 - Price
- meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
- Astral Chain - Emergency
- Super Mario Galaxy - King Kaliente
- Skyrim - Theme Song
- Mario Kart 8 - Wii Moo Moo Meadows
- Ring Fit Adventure - Fit Boss Battle
- Smash Bros. Wii U - Mega Man 2 Medley
- Mario Kart 7 - Toad Circuit
- FE Three Houses - Roar of Dominion (Rain)
- Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
- Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Fateful Decisive Battle
- Mario Kart 8 - Results (F-Zero Style)
- Super Mario 3D World - The Bullet Bill Express
- Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Instrumental Version)
- Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys!
- Mario Kart 7 - Staff Roll
- Mario Strikers Charged - Pause Menu.mp3
- Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Battle! Vs. Consul M (Phase 2)
- Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
- Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
- Gran Turismo 2 - Bonus
- Mario Kart 8 - Dolphin Shoals
- Super Mario 3D World - The Great Tower Showdown 2
- Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Lava Lake Keep
- Zelda Skyward Sword - Opening
- Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Clock Time Attack
- Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Colony 9
- Guilty Gear Strive - Operation
- Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
- Gran Turismo 3 - Championship Award
- 475221 sheyvan impact-metal-1
About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
#classroom #twitchchat #stocks

[@DougDoug]

DISCLAIMER: DESPITE EVERYTHING I MIGHT TELL YOU PARKZER IS NOT A LAWYER, COP, OR FINANCIAL ADVISOR (yet)

[@Savoryy]

ok

[@greecevstheworld]

Ok

[@deanmaney4628]

You lie

[@pleasantdashi7112]

Ok

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

Are we really going to fall for his lies, chat?

[@mouldydorito2918]

Doug trusting 10,000 dollars to a hivemind of divorced people is certainly a very unique financial decision.

[@SnarkyRogue]

Divorced basement dwellers (prisoners) no less

[@anthonythetophatter2834]

Divorced lawyers without borders

[@MrSinjoy]

And it paid off in the end.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

@@anthonythetophatter2834 divorced lawyers with barriers. 6 barriers. the walls and ceiling and floor of doug's basement

[@lionsexist]

Can’t be divorced if you’ve never got a girlfriend! 😎

[@HunterTracks]

"Con: maybe a recession soon?" Doug accidentally manages to be the most accurate economic analyst ever for approximately 10 seconds.

[@freezeboy13]

Only smart thing said that stream lol

[@morganreenus2399]

voices of the void critical error?

[@bidoof367]

wont be as bad as the recession 7 months from now

[@Sebbir]

@@morganreenus2399 good point

[@lesigh3410]

@@bidoof367 don't jinx it, damn you

[@deplop69]

The Nvidea Stock was probably the smartest move chat has made. When looking at the stocks a year later.

[@DomzyDX]

He sold before it peaked, unlucky

[@imamorp7980]

If he'd kept it he would have made 4x profit.

[@o_psicopato]

I just love the sheer amount of disclaimers, Doug REALLY wants you to know that trusting thousands of weirdly coordinated people is a bad financial decision

[@Hunter57588]

Who knew?

[@AntiVectorTV]

Sometimes they're weirdly-coordinated, and sometimes, they're *weirdly* coordinated.

[@kdemetter]

Not surprising to me : they are investing heavily in AI chips, and companies are willing to pay a ton of money for those.

[@monkeyheist]

I can't believe he bought Netflix stock at like the worst possible time.

[@MrSkerpentine]

buy low sell high now we just gotta pray they ever hit a high ever again or if they cancelled it after two seasons like everything else that isn’t Stranger Things

[@PixelRockett]

He really should have shorted it lol

[@amythistfire5042]

And yet it was still the 4th best 😂😂

[@pissgaming420]

​@YeaMan except you actually are a bot

[@Three_Blind_Dice]

Hasbro, too. They've been doing awful

[@onlysmiles4949]

Selling at 69 cents because you know everyone else is going to sell at 69 cents is a god tier play tho

[@DeathClawz]

I sold at 6.7 cents because I didn't think it would make it past 6.9 😐

[@Jet-plane]

@@DeathClawz lol

[@ekki1993]

It's the reason why prices bounce around round numbers. Most actual investors have price limits for buying/selling, and they tend to pick round numbers and 420/42/69

[@MP-xk8kd]

The crazy thing is that the Twitch Chat portfolio outperformed the S&P 500 in 2022, which is considered a safe index for long-term investing and used as a benchmark for comparing how portfolios and funds perform. Twitch chat portfolio had a return of -18% but the S&P 500 had a return of -19.6% in 2022. It could be fun to let the portfolio ride or have twitch chat reallocate assets each year and see how it stacks up over time.

[@CIubDuck]

I think we should introduce the T&C 500, Twitch & Chat 500.

[@jakebrown1066]

what about the CB&T index

[@DementedDuskull]

20:08 He gets normal answers from his friend and his mom, but as soon as he calls Davy Wreden, creator of the Stanley Parable, the guy immediately takes the opportunity to make jokes instead, so beautiful.

[@derdurstbursch]

He what he is like the what of what the Stanley what omg

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@derdurstbursch what?

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@derdurstburschwhen the

[@lukejensen9933]

@@SomeOne-vf1rsthe when the when when

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@lukejensen9933 Yeah

[@RafidW9]

the most baffling thing about DougDoug's content is he makes twitch chat seem like a fun place to be in. Most twitch streamers have the absolute cesspool of chats.

[@RedYDG]

Most chats are like giving a room full of chimps grenades with loose pins. DougDoug chat is like giving a room full of chimps shaped explosives but the detonation is decided by NovelAI.

[@galilean2023]

​@@RedYDG and all the chimps are divorced

[@arciks11]

It's still a pretty awful chat. These edits just make them look better than they are.

[@calebthomas6590]

@arciks11 Nah man have you been to his streams? I mean you always get that one idiot in the chat who says something stupid but mostly it’s very positive! Everyone is supportive and the vibes are 90 percent good

[@king_z0g]

@@arciks11 I genuinely can't think of a better twitch chat, especially on a stream with more than 5k concurrent viewers. I can think of a few more wholesome chats, but Doug's is both funny and supportive, and honestly he wouldn't be quite as successful as he is without such a unique twitch community.

[@24shineon]

Doug’s brother being just as nuts as Doug is always a delight

[@dat_fast_boi]

Everyone says either Chat or Parkzer is the real main character instead of Doug, but it's actually been Davey all along. Congratulations Davey.

[@onlysmiles4949]

Identical wavelengths

[@purplejay8030]

@@onlysmiles4949 And other lengths too, presumably

[@hihey229]

That's Davey Wreden for you! A true legend!

[@PinnePon]

He did make The Stanley Parable after all

[@SurgeSurgeSurge]

Started dying when Doug can openly confesses his love to Parkzer but can't say it back to his own brother He got his priorities straight, now we all have to

[@TheAdvertisement]

21:40 I love how Dougdoug's sad that Parkzer never says he loves him back but also avoids it when his own brother says he loves him.

[@Beardless-Soul]

As a guy who keeps an eye on stocks, I was cracking up seeing the ones chat chose. Netflix tried to crack down on password sharing, people got pissed at Nvidia for cooperate greed, Hasbro tried to get rid of the open license for D&D, etc. DougDoug really chose one of the worst years and chat chose some of the worst companies for investment.

[@thedarksalmon9893]

Yeah as someone from the future it makes you wince. Thats no cap.

[@jacobbaird1180]

Yeah, when he got Hasbro I winced hard

[@Wockes]

Except when it really mattered with Coca-Cola

[@louiscypher4186]

This is why i keep all my stock in Wheat, Flour, Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Butter and Pretzel companies.

[@bruhnub]

Hey man can you teach me how to git gud in investments?

[@Zachafinackus]

Man, how could they invest in Costco and not bring up the CEO threatening to kill someone if they raised the price of the hot dog. Big pro there.

[@Guitarton]

Uncontroversial dub right there

[@ironwraith852]

The fact that they still haven’t raised the prices in their food court is so great. Their pizza is God Tier.

[@peregrinus524]

It was the founder threatening the CEO, but yes unfathomably based

[@sharkestry1119]

wasn't a scandal, any normal person would've acted the same way

[@bb-boys4147]

What

[@Cinnamowo]

I love how Doug and Davey just have this same kind of humour. Truly, one of the brothers

[@derekkey2803]

Watching you invest in Hasbro a year ago and being a Magic: the Gathering player brought a tear my eye. Chris Cox being the reason your brother made up his mind on it is absolutely perfect. A big oof.

[@blinxly5530]

As a D&D fan, I was deviated when I heard about the ogl. Chris Cox is really living up to the name, huh :(

[@elusivedesert8530]

THIS IS AGENT MILTON WITH THE PINKERTON- okay that memes getting old now

[@laytonspuzzle]

Genuinely shocked that Doug called someone who wasn't Parkzer for any form of advice

[@sphortball8503]

parkzer just had a different skin on

[@JackFrosthawk]

Hey man, he called Jack the Lawyer a few times to figure out what to do with those filthy traitors Fondle and Lydia

[@darrenmills3943]

Ayo that wheel had some good ideas tho

[@MARIOTUTORIALS666]

YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE INFERKIT?!!? MAY THE GODS OF 3 BE AGAINST YOU

[@daryncollins7640]

@@JackFrosthawk well that was before the parkzer arc

[@Random-Ant]

I love how Doug and his brother have the same relationship that Doug and Parkzer have. "I love you" "Ok bye"

[@addemiusinksoul8655]

It might be a family joke to say I love you to people who wont' say it back

[@oompa1274]

I was going to make this comment lol

[@TheReal1InTheBack]

Bet Parkzer says 'I love you' to Doug's brother and he doesn't say it back; it's a loop!

[@Vanguard-II]

E

[@lesigh3410]

@@TheReal1InTheBack the triangle of jilted lovers / brothers

[@AkuraTheAwesome]

"holy shit Intel stock peaked in 2000" Yes Doug, that was right before the dot come bubble burst, their stock was massively overinflated.

[@kianbrusselbach6106]

I love how Doug had the same reaction to his brother telling him that he loves him that Parkzer has every time Doug tells him the same thing

[@KILLERGUNZ27]

Watching Chat lose their minds over Doug not saying "love you" back to his brother was beautiful

[@Vanq17]

I love that he did say love you to Eddy.

[@GoodSirReginald]

I honestly love just how willing everyone Doug called was to encourage him to invest his money in the most irresponsible way he possibly could. We owe so much to the people willing to enable Doug’s behavior.

[@TheCreepyLantern]

honestly how instantly ride or die his mother and bro were in encouraging this explains a LOT about Doug and its geat

[@edreds2145]

LMAO I READ “in the most responsible way he possibly could”

[@stugeh]

We could all do with more enablers in our lives. Be the change you want to see.

[@MegaKBang]

Thats because he told them in advance for this (most likely)

[@misscookiesncrime]

We owe so much, about $1.8k to be precise.

[@Houshalter]

Nvidia's stock has increased 7x since he invested in it.

[@ayzix-polytopia3854]

NVIDIA was actually an insane investment

[@NullExotic]

Nvia don't guy did not age well

[@WhateverAlex]

I like how whenever Doug calls Parkzer,he always tries to get him to say “I love you” back,but when Davey tries to get Doug to say “I love you” back,Doug just ignores it and moves on

[@Romanticoutlaw]

in my personal headcanon, parkzer calls davey and says "I love you" unreciprocated to him, closing the loop

[@sharkestry1119]

cursed love triangle

[@awesomegaymer5786]

That genuinely hurt seeing Doug's brother say that and him ignore it

[@thaumaTurtles]

Now we know where he learned it from...

[@ashikjaman1940]

The DougDoug lore has spicy shipping drama

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

And this, is why Doug needs to win the most creative content category in the streamer awards UPDATE: WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON. ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

[@OldSport3291]

Definitely

[@jacobmarshall5391]

Amen

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

​@senor_takagod true

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

​@senor_takagod WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

PLANNED

[@gamemasters8940]

Imagine if he’d held on to NVIDIA for another year.

[@mikeloupou654]

Real

[@gremlinman9724]

doug's mom sounds pretty normal for the person that made both doug AND davey, the two most insane men i've ever watched

[@mintyalpaca]

doug and his brother’s humor feeding off of each other on the phone call was hilarious

[@adonis.school.fanpage]

if only he held nvidia even longer

[@danieltitus26]

I was literally screaming "Don't do it" when chat voted to buy Netflix stock

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

who coulda predicted netflix would be making the worst decisions possible

[@Jesus-101]

@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet They've gotten so bored they thought it would be more fun to shoot themselves in the foot... repeatedly...

[@blinxly5530]

​@@Jesus-101 and then in the other foot 💀

[@Login2play]

same, but with hasbro

[@Sumirevins]

I mean it's twitch chat who have combined financial literacy of 7 year old kid. So, That I wasn't expecting anything really tbh.

[@thehumblehegemon]

parkzer is such a mood sometimes, "how do you feel about your loss" "fairly indifferent "

[@remarkablysquare3216]

parkzer is great

[@pembertr0n]

“What are your feelings on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?” “I have no strong feelings one way or the other!”

[@von...]

lmao @ nvidia being the first recommendation. That guy was onto something

[@Veecy]

It's so insane that your brother literally designed The Stanley Parable and you're just here like "he makes video games"

[@jsv126]

Doug is the definition of letting the intrusive thoughts win

[@payjeg]

And it's gr8 content

[@4mandee]

The intrusive thoughts are the real main characters, and we are his intrusive thoughts

[@chloe5065]

no he's really not. intrusive thoughts are not the same thing as impulses. an impulse is something stupid that you sort of want to do to see how it turns out. an intrusive thought is something that you think of against your will that you really don't want to happen.

[@StreakZ-sb1pr]

@@chloe5065 you knew what they meant

[@bunnyhana7482]

​@@StreakZ-sb1pr yeah they're not the same thing. An intrusive thought is thinking about stabbing your family when chopping fruit with a knife. And impulsive thought is dying your hair at 3am without alot of second thought

[@Nightstick24]

This was absolutely hilarious to watch knowing what was about to happen with some of these companies. Like Hasbro has just been rocked with awful stories and has plummeted, Netflix has blown both their legs off, and Putin exists. I was laughing my ass off at Chat’s misfortune.

[@charlesjameson-dv5yv]

It's quite good knowing what's about to happen with some of this companies, but we all do not have to depend on a particular company to help us make some Cash. I suggest we could make our own money through investment. I took that decision a year ago, i can proud boast of my portfolio. What do you think??

[@user-gc1hg9sp9k]

The reason why hasbro and netflix are doing that is because the stakeholder are vote to do it. That the reason why most comapny are greddy because they want to maximize stakeholder profit

[@charlesjameson-dv5yv]

@@user-gc1hg9sp9k quite true but isn't really a great move. As it would affect a whole lot of people. That's actually mire reason i prefer trading/investing with an AI trading platform. Saves time and risk.

[@argonianguy6226]

Putin is a CEO of NETFLIX?!

[@BierBart12]

Chat is the single reason why all of these things happened.

[@The_Enigmatic]

Doug: "So how do you feel right now?" Parkzer: "Fairly indifferent." Classic Parkzer (He is not Dougdoug's lawyer)

[@flygoon420]

13:31 Might just be the best business proposal I've ever seen

[@gleebo9519]

Ah Twitch chat, the most intellectual entity that can solve all of your problems

[@Tom-oj7si]

Actually a hivemind of rejects that could fix your problems but will make them worse just to have a laugh

[@Kumquat_Lord]

We're undefeated against Doug at chess

[@sugoistalin7809]

Hey, if you throw enough people at a problem, somethings gotta stick. It worked for the Soviets.

[@Tom-oj7si]

@@sugoistalin7809 literally it didn't the Germans were days from Stalingrad before D-Day took the pressure off the nearly-capitulated USSR

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@Tom-oj7si It's almost like... that's the joke I was making.

[@user-qt5bd2pf6b]

Telling your friend you love him but not saying it back to your brother and hanging up is the most brotherly thing I've ever seen

[@ammaralamer659]

Also, saying "I love you" to your brother in front of people to embarrass him is one of the most brotherly things I've seen.

[@jost5217]

Whoever said Nvidia 2 years ago is up huge right now

[@mikeloupou654]

Real

[@The_Tier_List_Guy]

I'm so surprised that Nvidia, the first thing that they invested actually 10x over the past 10 months

[@autisticgod3338]

the bear size hypothetical was honestly probably the greatest decision making tactic of all time

[@andrewdowns9047]

Nothing makes more sense than the fact that Doug has a brother named Davy whose just as crazy as him.

[@niklausvenzendt]

Fucking crazier; did you see when DouglasDouglas had him on stream? What a friggin nut lmao

[@thaumaTurtles]

​@@andrewdowns9047also, that guy made The Stanley Parable

[@Fishmanistan]

Want to make money despite the invasion? Analyze how large a bear each companies CEO could fight.

[@Noeyk200]

⁠@@andrewdowns9047Even crazier: When Doug said his brother makes video games, he was referring to the fact that Davey created The Stanley Parable.

[@danhatter6823]

DougDoug is the human version of a good-on-paper idea.

[@mattymerr701]

I've never seen a more true comment

[@MatzushiiMorioka]

True

[@sigmamale4147]

Thats not even good on paper lmao

[@collatdmg3549]

Watching this now when NVIDIA is at 800 honestly makes me so sad that he pulled out after a year!

[@iglassica]

Shoulda held on to Nvidia

[@StarBoundAngel]

This seemed like a very financially responsible thing to do. Unfortunately I don’t have myself a twitch chat but I DO have a 11 year old sister with adhd who knows absolutely nothing about money, so basically the same thing. Time to invest.

[@placeholderdoe]

Invest in humus, it’s the future

[@randomdeliveryguy]

Sorry, 11 years old is, like, 6 years more mentally mature than Twitch Chat, so your results may vary a little.

[@RNJ142]

​@@placeholderdoe James is that you?

[@placeholderdoe]

@@RNJ142 he speaks the truth

[@beanqwert7841]

Hello. What did you invest in, and how much money did you get?

[@nazonrev5087]

Seeing him invest in Netflix a year ago is making me cry knowing what we know now. EDIT: SAY I LOVE YOU BACK TO DAVEY DOUG

[@hedgesolo4977]

I was literally going to say this 😂

[@shapied]

Hasbro too lmao

[@tw80studios66]

@Oprator Holy shit this is the best and most emotional video I’ve ever seen.

[@lightningpenguin8937]

Honestly would have been a lot worse if Netflix didn't have a silver tongue.

[@ovrsurge4689]

Microsoft hurts too. I looked up that stock and it's all downhill despite what looked like a very long term exponential growth.

[@UltraDumbass1782]

Holy shit, Doug is a master of comedy, but somehow Parkzer with his dry personality contrasting with Doug’s insanity makes him by far the best person in every video he’s in.

[@cfed95]

man i hope he kept that nvidia stock

[@siIlyman]

I once did this at school (fake money) and every month we would check what the prices of our stocks were at. My group went from 10k to 1k.

[@auden4531]

I did this too in my 9th grade math class! I stopped going to school at the end of October and switched schools for 10th grade so I have no idea how I did! FOREVER UNKNOWN INVESTMENT STATUS POG!!!!!

[@siIlyman]

dang that sucks

[@auden4531]

@@siIlyman that I switched schools?

[@bzipoli]

​@@auden4531 or possibly infinite gains

[@kamilex5]

We did this in our class too. Every group consisted of 2 people and each group started with 50k. My group won with having 53k at the end.

[@theawesomestuff2408]

Oh god, NVIDIA, Netflix, and Hasbro??? Holy shit this aged like fucking milk

[@user-gc1hg9sp9k]

NVIDIA is still a good long term investment to be honest because of AI

[@janvandaalen4993]

@@user-gc1hg9sp9k And full self-driving vehicles.

[@ScibbieGames]

Nvidia now tho lmao

[@saitama9994]

lmao he made twice the money on nvidia

[@kevinsanchez7781]

I think your message also aged like milk. Nvidia in the past 6 months has gone up way too much

[@Voidi-Void]

i love how the eldritch horror that chat normally is just turned into a ton of gentlemen the moment doug called his mom

[@ShawnPitman]

2:13 - hello from 2024 where NVidia is up 4x.

[@IronLug]

It’s canon that Doug loves Eddie more that his brother

[@Cherokeechuck9]

"Doug I love you, and I'm always here for you." "Yeah whatever bye I gotta call eddie"

[@CircaSriYak]

Are we just gonna ignore the flipside where he said ILY to his mom and she didn't say ILY back? Imagine being friendzoned by your own mom

[@HalfbreedTrini]

@@CircaSriYak everyone loves Doug except the one person he wants😭

[@poggernogger3854]

twitch chat is like a chaotic child and doug is like a cool dad

[@poggernogger3854]

@Not gonna lie im not a bot lmao

[@vauxhallfan676]

@@poggernogger3854 that's what a bot would say!!!

[@poggernogger3854]

@@vauxhallfan676 actually yes i am a bot

[@NolanRempel]

@@poggernogger3854 i think the best part is i'm 99% sure the guy above is also a bot since i see that exact comment copy/pasted literally everywhere

​@@poggernogger3854 you keep posting the exact same comment, though.

[@Frostycrypton]

Doug always comes up these wacky, creative ideas for videos and I love every single one of them.

[@SantiHerzfeld]

Today is march 2024, that 5,37 shares of NVIDIA would be $4616

[@firewolfandrewb]

At least something payed out in that stream.

[@joekendrick6584]

I love seeing Doug calling random people he knows and them being mostly unsurprised by his bizarre questions

[@aldincalderon8845]

Doug slowly letting twitch chat control his life, first his money, next his schedule

[@Titanite_In_NY]

After his schedule, his _MEDICATION_

[@replix4458]

next his garments

[@trakido7337]

next up on dougdoug's channel "I decided to become my Twitch Chat's form of life" and they just tell everything what he has to do ; like yelling RIGGED all the time

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

Don't forget furniture and decoration as well as some clothes.....I believe it's too late.

[@Mickspad]

If Doug kept his Nvidia stock... He is probably way richer than we think right now

[@Freddy0712]

Imagine he kept nvidia

[@Enthapythius]

How is there an Individual weirder than Doug itself and it turns out he is his brother. I feel like we are stearing towards a "I love you chase" between Davie, Doug and parkzer and i am here for it

[@TheYeetedMeat]

who else could’ve made the Stanley parable?

[@SlickNickP]

I like that $1,000 for an unknown amount of Netflix stock “sounds like a bargain” lol

[@TheMarcoboricio]

Hope he kept that invidia stock

[@prodigy1605]

Should do an update video on these stocks for this year

[@Evalinco]

thanks doug, trusting the trained professionals in chat helped me lose the entirety of my sons college tuition, jokes on him though after the divorce he’s no longer my problem

[@giddyplayer756]

Congrats on the divorce!!

[@watchmedo635]

‘Pro: environmentally friendly so will help Rosa’ is the strongest argument I’ve ever heard

[@TheIronManOfSteel]

One word. Hummus.

[@TheIronManOfSteel]

It’s going places.

[@silverG777]

I like how everyone Doug calls he says"i love you" to before they hang up and the one person who actually said "I love you" to him over the phone he refused to say it back

[@deltalord6969]

This video kinda reminds me of that one time Reddit completely crashed the stock market by investing on robin hood.

[@cathalmolloy2002]

Was that the GameStop one?

[@vedrisca]

​@@cathalmolloy2002 yup. Kneecapped Melvin capital by triggering a short squeeze due to overleveraged positions on put options against gamestop. Funniest shit.

[@imperialguardsman5726]

​@@vedrisca none of those phrases are real

[@magicball3201]

I don't believe they crashed the stock market. Just reddit invested in what most "professional" financial advisors thought was a failing stock. They got pissed and complained. Robinhood to appease the actual people who make them money froze the stock. To be clear, Robinhood made money by letting people trade for free, then selling the buying trends of their users. Their users didn't make them money; they were the product.

[@jetison333]

​@@imperialguardsman5726 no phrases are real

[@romanallgeier4661]

I love that Doug refuses to say “I love you” back to his brother and Parkzer refuses to say “I love you” back to Doug.

[@tacotuttle]

Now Davey just needs to refuse to say “I love you” back to Parkzer and the circle is complete

[@firerulezz116]

"[I feel] fairly indifferent" really just seems to summarize Parkzer given his constant tone of voice.

[@LinhNguyen-rn7hl]

it's been a year we need an update

[@invisiblejay]

I love how Doug always tries to get Parkzer to I love you back but doesn't say it back to his own brother lmao

[@drinkwater559]

Doug, i have a confession. I didn't get a divorce, i just put up wife and kids up as collateral for your scheme and now I'm all alone

[@godzillagod9752]

You should of got Parkzer to use your wife and kids as a tax ride off

[@joshuadrinkwater4391]

Bro we’re both drinkwater wtf

[@drinkwater559]

@@joshuadrinkwater4391 it's such an important thing to do

[@Romanticoutlaw]

divorce speedrun

[@jewels3846]

You know, at least they will always know you didnt think they were worthless.

[@imkillfenix]

the fact nvidia is at 700+ a share now is crazy, i already know he made money and haven't even finished the video

[@Laarye]

Doug to Parkzer: I love you Parkzer: Okay..., good to know Doug's Brother to Doug: I love you Doug: I..., ah..., I got to go

[@faultybones190]

Thank god for the 1800 legal disclaimers, on 1799 I was about to put my life savings into Pete the plumber, but then I realized that I shouldn’t wager my financial stability on peggle, thanks Doug for clearing the air

[@UltraPoyoColt]

I love this kind of content. Twitch chat can do anything.

[@phonyzebra3848]

Except make Doug money

[@tor-keeby4401]

Divorced content:

[@MilkShnake]

those nvidea stocks lookin juicy right about now

[@jaykay4137]

"Yo, milk?" will forever be my favorite DougDoug quote. 25:04 since I know I'm coming back for this every month.

[@vergintile]

I like how Doug will say “I love you” to Eddie and Parkzer and literally anyone else besides his own brother

[@EonLess]

There's been a couple of times where people let random animals invest in the stock market. From a cat to a monkey to a fish. I wonder where Twitch chat falls on that spectrum

[@starvinghub]

Between phytoplankton and shrimp

[@tylercrockett7273]

There was a crypto investing hamster who would use a couple buttons to buy and sell random crypto and I think he actually made money.

[@guy_kisser]

Micheal Reeves done it...

[@domeen0gt895]

​@@tylercrockett7273 the only nft salesman id trust

[@derdurstbursch]

Twitch chat definitely is on the spectrum

[@thebigdant6210]

The fact that Nvidia jumped to over $400 a share recently is quite ironic

[@jstar3382]

"he got divorced" Entire chat: ONE OF US!

[@Enter54623]

10:03 had me laughing out loud given how confident Doug said he was in Netflix knowing how poorly they’ve done the past year😭

[@unthreadead]

cannot wait to show this to my financial advisor parents and have this be their first introduction into this content.

[@naolidecomisso4108]

What did they Said?

[@blakksheep736]

Well?

[@pokeprogame]

What did they say?

[@pokeprogame]

I’m not sure but I don’t think (s)he might have not lived to tell the tale

[@FED0RA]

​@@pokeprogamewho's gonna recover the body?

[@kiernanoh]

I hope he didnt sell this portfolio, 2023 was a banger year. Nvidia alone over tripled in price

[@Horltum]

I love that Eddie immediately thinks that Doug is streaming when he calls him to ask a weird question.

[@Bayyyro]

if this was recorded a year ago then that's terrifying for the Netflix stock and everything else Edit: yes, yes it was terrifying.

[@turnityp886]

i know

[@TotalTimoTime]

Hey Doug, I really loved the highly scientific process to determine the investment amounts. Do you think Skyrim arranged battles are better or worse than SSB cpu random items on? Also are the items necessary for reproducing results? I usually play without items. Thanks for your input!

[@iGrom]

Bro didn't see the legal disclaimer 💀

[@bigware9588]

@@iGrom Do you not understand the concept of a joke?

[@RedHorseArcher]

Thanks for investing in genetics. I understand that this is all a jokes, but as a person with psoriasis, I can’t help but hope that this particular $1000 can do at least something.

[@Lakh_]

the NVIDIA call was insane

[@awesomebrady369]

Doug please do another stream with Davey. Your chemistry is amazing it’s like you guys are brothers

[@fataconsilium4890]

Dougdoug literally not investing in gamestop and knowing what happened later on was hilariously horrible to witness

[@TheAdvertisement]

Ok, so this money was guaranteed to be gone from the start. Even so, I love how, through purely bad luck and the chat hive mind collectively knowing nothing about economics, they all invested in companies that _all_ lost tons of stock right after.

[@MakkaPak]

I can't wait to use the information presented in this video by trained professionals as accounting and investment advice :)

[@jasperzanovich2504]

To be fair, we could not predict the CEOs to drive their companies against the friggin wall.