I Read The Girl Defined Book And My Life Is Worse Now [PART 1]

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[@sarahidk7550]

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[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Will do! 😎

[@helltubejackie1086]

I have a kitten

[@kennedywasthetimetocomeout9201]

The Groodle stop breathing 💞✨🧚🏼‍♀️😍

[@emma-di5ly]

YES SO MUCH RESPECT

[@guitarfrog3674]

‘LGBT rights are leading us to a Swedish preschool dystopia’ is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

[@thecatfromgarfield2595]

Harley Sounds like cards against humanity lmao

[@lemmythetrash-goblin8291]

No! Not The Swedish!

[@lightdarkequivalent7143]

15:03 Delicous! Finally, some good fucking doublethink

[@rosemacqueen5172]

Honestly I hope they are, Swedish preschool dystopia is my aesthetic

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

If that’s a dystopia then I want to live in it. Sweden seems fucking delightful

[@alaynaoertel6636]

i don’t think i’ll ever get tired of people making fun of girl defined

[@AshMillr]

Same

[@nopenope6159]

me neither i even have a playlist about people making fun of them for when im feeling down😌

[@liaavv_4959]

hahah yep

[@FaiaHalo]

Me neither, each time feels fresh and amazing as the first one ✨

[@minsqi]

i’m just glad we can all laugh at these girls collectively. really brings us together!

[@astroster1648]

"They are not idiots, they're just really lost in the Jesus sauce" is now my favorite quote ever

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

I also liked "excuse the juice" very simple, but very effective.

[@tonyzed9123]

I want to like this but it's at 666 and I refuse to be the person who takes that away from you

[@Moszan]

More like drowning in Jesus sauce.

[@killanelle]

that's gonna be my senior quote

[@chelseahoel4435]

This is where I lost it and started laughing in my office lol

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

i just don’t understand how they can’t see their hypocrisy 😭 “society puts women into a box.. but we think women should be put into a DIFFERENT box”

[@hayleyholland8287]

LMAOOOOOO

[@spinecho609]

But this box is magic you see, it's the perfect shape for the patriarchal iron age society that created it

[@dumbledorf5029]

Don't put me in boxes, I'm claustrophobic.😪

[@Clueless_Nina]

But have you considered,,,,, the religious box looks really pretty and feminine? /s

[@GameLeaderR]

It's almost impressive if it wasn't so sad.

[@domesticcat1725]

"Can you imagine MEN going to the bathroom in groups?" So I guess your high school didn't have a weed problem

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

Or have two guys go into the bathroom so their gf could come in later to fight for them. Seriously that happened at my school. It was weird

[@tirefirejones561]

What if the homies wanna use the urinals together?

[@dustbunny6381]

Or camping. Or lighting shit on fire in the trashcans to puss off the staff.

[@dustbunny6381]

*VAPING. Damn autocorrect.

[@crypt1camoeba22]

At my school they go in together like just go in together like nothing more

[@EnbyBat]

“Satan is alive and well” good for him honestly

[@mewmew6158]

That's a great accomplishment, been wondering how he's been😁

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Good thing Corona didn't get him, got us all worried.

[@haloolak]

Glad he’s thriving during the apocalypse

[@theinfantmetroid]

ngl that cracked me up

[@panonymousbloom5405]

yeah, look at him go. i'm so proud of our boi. :3

[@adhdlorde]

Finding out that the girl defined girls are 6”1 has the same energy of finding out that teletubbies are 10 ft

[@redacted3309]

they're *_WHAT_*

[@wolfie1703]

WHAT

[@WalterWhiteHater]

After hearing Peppa Pig is 6'1, The Girl Defined girls are 6'1, and Gru is 14' tall, I'm scared but not shocked.

[@kaileyschultz5284]

Peppa pigs 7'1"

[@mskawaiiism]

Absolute rubbish peppa is 7’1

[@rowen777]

It isn’t sex before marriage if you never get married

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

Chapeau!

[@baraness24]

big brain

[@crhu319]

True! Or else...it all is...

[@chayden153]

Modern problems call for modern solutions

[@theab3957]

Got em

[@RyanRyanRyanRyanRyanRyanRyanR]

Girl Defined: Don't have sex until marriage. High-School Friend Katie: OK, I'll get married then Girl Defined: >:(

[@d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n]

I legit know Christian friends who did exactly the same as Katie, and rushed into marriages that were a bad plan, since they weren't allowed to have sex before marriage

[@boglogdog]

Danielle Nicole me too!! very common in my religious surroundings 😭 like giiiiiirl if you think you’re slick you’re not

[@Jrookus]

I'd like this more if you weren't anti-extremist smh

[@finn8518]

National Big Brain Collective what do you mean by anti-extremism

[@missserenity1090]

National Big Brain Collective what?

[@rubyrobin9485]

“Marriage is like dancing, you need a leader and a follower” Have they never heard of the Cha Cha Slide or-

[@inkygoat]

you may now slide to the left. everybody, clap your hands.

[@elizairland6586]

“Marriage is like the cha cha slide” is not the hot take I deserved but it was definitely the hot take I needed

[@embop1266]

ikr they obviously have never done the whip and nae nae😔

[@skyjack1]

Marriage is like dancing, you need to nae-nae.

[@aazhie]

I'm much more a fan of flash mobs ;D

[@mikwolf2236]

The moment I heard "a modeling scout stopped a 12 year old girl" I was like Oh, Human Trafficking

[@cocoabeanzwantstopuzzle]

i was just like "...context please, wtf???"

[@karsyn4183]

literally the story of katie johnson the girl Trump and Epstein raped

[@wackydoggs]

karsyn green yeah, big fucking yikes from me. as much as i hate girl defined, i don’t wish any harm upon them, and i’m glad that whatever the hell her name is walked out of that situation.

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

Yeah they were either gonna be trafficked or they were gonna be forced to join a cult. Not good.

[@scz1770]

😂😂😂

[@speakoutnow968]

"sensual women on magazine covers" "we saw these things, and we liked them." Yes ma'am, completely Straight TM.

[@alisonmcalistair]

Yeah, just ask 12 year old me. It’s okay to be in love with other women, because actually you just want to look like them for men. Not gay at all

[@jamiejam9976]

Haha 690th like ahahahaha

[@jenny_nyx7808]

@@alisonmcalistair ....TF

[@lenvesa]

@@alisonmcalistair that’s what i’d tell myself a few years ago and… yeah, no, i was just a lesbian all along

[@CaptainSoftboy501]

@@jenny_nyx7808 I think that last part they said was meant to be sarcastic. It was hard to tell for me too loll

[@Robin-of2jt]

So weird to hear Marylin Monroe held up as an example non-Christian womanhood. Like of course she wasn't a "Biblical woman." She was Jewish.

[@user-ri2qn4qo4k]

It's kinda funny too, because she was raised as a Christian Scientist and then converted to Judaism when she got married to Arthur Miller. Girl Defined is a constant fail. 😂

[@ZephLodwick]

Jews believe in the Bible! They're much better at keeping to its code. Ask a Christian: Do you mix the fabrics; do you eat shellfish; do you eat pork; do you eat dairy products at the same time that you eat meat; have you been circumcised? They will answer yes to all questions but the last. This is because their leaders in antiquity wanted to gain new converts, and keeping to ancient codes did not suit their purposes.

[@Robin-of2jt]

@@ZephLodwick I understand what you're saying but it's more accurate to say that part of the Christian Bible is a poorly translated and misinterpreted version of the Tanakh than to say that Jewish people believe in part of the Christian Bible

[@Droid997]

@@ZephLodwick I'm jewish and I definitely do not believe in the bible. I believe in the Torah or as you might say the old testament, but the bible? No.

[@abbie_joan]

@@ZephLodwick no...they don't they have a completely separate religion...they follow The Torah not the bible and the fact that our culture has made people like you believe it's the same religion when it clearly isn't is just sad and kinda just disrespectful

[@kittygrimm7301]

I don't think they avoided a cult, I think they avoided a human trafficking ring.

[@sunnytimez1177]

most likely? yeaaah-

[@koroconnell]

Definitely didn't avoid joining a cult... 😂😂

[@kestrel2045]

Gotta catch 'em all.

[@soulcollector2664]

@@kestrel2045 sorry but I couldn't stop laughing ,😂

[@wolfie1703]

Kestrel 2045 UAHAHHAHAVDVDDJRBRVRJRVD

[@greenflowerstreet]

they hate themselves and other women so much it’s unbelievable

[@pizza134]

Hum... idk if that was the point...

[@kittygrimm7301]

I always get that vibe and I almost feel bad for them...but then they spew the shit that they do. :/

[@thepreachersdaughterr]

period

[@mrcrepnoir1887]

@@jwl4340 thats the exact opposite of nietzsche's filosofy

[@jozzys.inferno]

From an EXTREMELY feminine girl: These girls are batshit crazy. Being feminine isn’t the same as submitting to your husband, and women don’t have to be feminine. Be yourself and stop enforcing stereotypes ❤️

[@ghostfrills]

right??? it’s almost like the definition of femininity doesn’t say “do whatever your husband says”

[@nonymouswisp8176]

@@ghostfrills Unless he wants to God forbid, hug her

[@ashleynoble2880]

I love being feminine sometimes: dresses, makeup, whatever. But also I'm a mechanic. Soooo neither really defines my life. I'm not just one thing.

[@nukacat4642]

fr tho. i get my nails done, i have long hair that i maintain *meticulously*, i live off starbucks, i love the color pink. i'm also a soldier (like a literal, US soldier), go airsofting, play video games, played football in high school, kick box, hunt. stereotypes are wild man

[@manologamerss5801]

@@ashleynoble2880 Yes, you are one thing, A person. Those do, in fact, usually have many interests and aspects of their personality that, regardless of what this book says, can't just be crammed into being uniform.

[@laurenwhitley1662]

Bethany being offended by models showing too much skin is like someone walking into a butcher shop and being livid that there are no vegan options

[@farateq]

or walking into a bookstore and being offended by the lack of cellphones on the shelves

[@siennaforrester2166]

Or going to a Gucci store and complaining about everything is expensive.

[@PopCrusher]

Or going to a mattress store and being pissed about there not being enough chairs.

[@ahanaspicks5971]

or going to a cinema and being offending by the fact that there are no books to read

[@wolvie1618]

Or going to taco bell and getting mad that they don't have fries

[@lorziewhelp9136]

Girl defined: “society mistreats women with its impossible standards! Let’s create a different kind of impossibe standard!”

[@fortunatecookie]

Impossible*

[@lorziewhelp9136]

Oh crap thanks I can’t believe so many people liked this with me screwing up the spelling- thanks for telling me !

[@Zixxiee]

GD: "Society is oppressive to women because beauty standards" GD: DON'T have sex, HIDE your scandalous shoulders, NO parties or alcohol, literally BOND for life and never take it back before you get intimate with someone

[@emiliew5553]

lmfao their idea of feminism is so fuckin backwards it’s hilarious

[@Tsuginocest]

N-No parties or boys?? But what if Mama Umbridge is invited?? (I’m sorry I’ll be in the theatre kid corner..)

[@literalruleslawyer]

@@Tsuginocest did I ssssstutter

[@sarahbarabe8470]

GD: DON'T WEAR A LOT OF MAKEUP WEAR MAKEUP IN A GODLY MANNER

[@Tsuginocest]

Elise Preedy Y e s

[@lise1902]

"Dancing requires a leader and a follower." Ah yes, a top and a bottom.

[@IspritMatson]

"This chapter is so painfully heterosexual"- Needed this quote in my life and will use it whenever necessary.

[@stickysocks6369]

My junior high years in a nutshell

[@rachelweygandt1347]

Every Harry Potter book in a nutshell

[@gologel]

@@rachelweygandt1347 except, maybe the one in the deathly hallows where Dean and Seamus reunite. Had at least a little bit of a glamorous gay vibe to it

[@iansahleen1173]

Agreed! I’m heterosexual and even I couldn’t stop cringing at that chapter

[@Peligrimo]

Goth mom shredding straights yet again

[@schmohobzsia7216]

Women: *show any sign of individuality or personality* Girl Defined: tHis Is bAd

[@cordeliajackson8615]

I feel really bad for them. Sounds like they grew up in a fucking cult

[@Somerandomegamer]

@@cordeliajackson8615 certain aspects of religion can be just that, in a lot of ways.

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

@@cordeliajackson8615 If you replace God with a regular name like Pablo or Josh, it's very culty :)

[@NoName-ld7gg]

@Cordelia Jackson EXACTLY. LIKE. A. CULT. You see, I’m a former Christian, but I’m still being forced to go to church. And our preacher, made it sound EXACTLY. LIKE. A. CULT. He was going on and on about “how far away humanity has come from God”, and “They’re lost”, “They should be a part of our religion”, “They’re going to burn for this”, and so on. Basically implying that we should try to CONVERT atheists to being Christian, and the preacher never once sounded like he even KNEW how toxic and cult-ish he was sounding. And at the end of the service, THEY LITERALLY PRAYED FOR ATHEISTS TO BE CHRISTIAN... I- I just- *sigh*

[@cordeliajackson8615]

Good stuff What the actual fuck.

[@hnycrckt1525]

petition for you to write a book called "gay defined"

[@unfortunateanchor1717]

Where do I sign??

[@shanegrele]

I'd buy a hardcover copy

[@s.daigle4646]

Hell yes.

[@bearhugsleafbugs]

I’m late, but I would sign that yay wooooooo

[@perrilewis180]

It's just a series of photos of Thursday with various Furbies from tumblr. And the captions are like "ready to feast!" And it's a parody of The Last Supper but they are eating Girl Defined

[@LuckyLittleLoki]

"Satan is coming for you" *Oh, thank the Gods, I've been waiting to be picked up for hours*

[@Bubster3020]

The highway to hell is actually just a bus stop and Satan is the only bus driver

[@acek2016]

@@Bubster3020 EVERYONE ON THE SIN BUS WHO BROUGHT THE SNACKS

[@gardeningkittycat6025]

@@acek2016 I did! Hope chees balls and knoppers are okay with y'all 😀

[@gibbous_silver]

“Who has the VIP tickets?”

[@3ll3llyyy]

@@acek2016 i brought some monster and clothes i stole from Walmart. i heard hell was hot

[@gatorfruit]

The whole “you can’t look for answers outside the Bible” thing is so Cultish, it’s a little terrifying

[@NeverWhorget]

The bible only tells part of the story. Heck even Christians have their personal books. Does that we ignore them as well? I mean...if it's Girl Defined, then sure, don't into Girl Defined for answers.

[@spookyghost1818]

Christianity IS cultist

[@haveagoodmourning]

@@NeverWhorget I've had a lady unironically tell me irl that studying cults is equivalent to being in one, Harry Potter is witchcraft, and Christians should only ever read books about God. I'm Christian but this level of stupidity just scares me edit: no longer christian, character development ✨

[@randomfactshogot4292]

@Spooky Ghost tbh the literal satanisam from the 14th century and bellow is less of a cult

[@wolvie1618]

@@randomfactshogot4292 that probably because legit Satanism believes in being woke and questioning shit

[@chloejones7442]

Everyone’s life is worse with that book in existence

[@depressedapple1967]

Much agreee

[@xenonsan3110]

Only good thing we get out of it is content like this

[@recklessroges]

Disagree. I got curious and found a copy to take on holiday and actually read it. Its mostly boring lists mixed with some really entertaining stories, (you_won't_believe_what_Lot's_daughters_get_up_to. {#rule34}) (I wouldn't base 3 major world religions on it, but my holiday was a lot less dull because of it.)

[@chrissyb7916]

I thought every women's life was worst with the popularity of "The Surrendered Wife", yeah. If anything the last few years as taught me it just when I think it can't get any worst, oopsI'm proven wrong . . .

[@IRJ53I]

no lives matter

[@rainylupin]

"Oh my gosh you guys it's just _so hard_ being tall and hot and white and Christian :("

[@Blue-bn3ze]

“and straight and cis. so hard :’(“

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Really, right? First world problems on level 10. Meanwhile, some little girl in India is being married to a man twice her parent's age. Saw a video about women rebuilding their lives and confidence there after having had acid thrown on them by jealous boyfriend's, ex-boyfriends, and yes, after a woman refused to allow a grown man marry like her 11 year old daughter. But you know, it's the rich, successful, beautiful white women who are having such a tough time of it. She doesn't realize how lucky she is to even HAVE the ability to choose her lifestyle.

[@minieyke]

(sucks teeth) “hot” Like if it’s your thing it’s your thing

[@DavidsUternal]

Let me tell y’all what it’s like, being female, Christian, blonde and white. It's a bitch, if you don't believe, listen up to my new CD. SHAM ON

[@iamcasihart]

I don’t see it. The hot part, that is. I really do not see it.

[@andromeda_va39]

"Don't have sex until marriage!" Okay, fine, sex is gross anyway. I'll just do my own thing. "But you have to get married and have kids!" What do you want from me??

[@izabellagiroux2850]

And don’t forget no adoption

[@byulharangforlife]

Me being aroace

[@classichorrorenthusiast]

@@byulharangforlife eyyy (I'm demisexual myself but nice to see someone who's on the same spectrum as me)

[@imawakemymindisalive13]

;-; i am a biromantic demisexual and one other thing technically but hi

[@izabellagiroux2850]

@@imawakemymindisalive13 more Demi’s

[@NotSoLegendaryGreen]

The entirety of Girl Defined seems to belong on r/AreTheStraightsOk.

[@enderkatze6129]

Girl Defined is reeking of Repressed Homosexuality

[@manyerrors3719]

Plot twist, Teya's reading the entire book on r/arethestraightsok

[@yukismith4518]

Thanks for the new meme format!

[@jojojojo-lk8cs]

Lmao I fucking love when people say “the straights”

[@jamiecairns1085]

Ellen 27 also putting a ™️ afterwards like The Straights™️ makes it so much better haha

[@chloemasters7189]

‘They’re not idiots, they’re just really lost in the Jesus sauce’ - Strange Aeons, 2020

[@emrekaraman6877]

Saint Agnes, 2020

[@dotdash9014]

If a man does not have sauce he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce- Gucci Mane

[@mommakimmins5554]

Instead of the cyanide koolaid they drank the Jesus koolaid

[@rx500android]

@@mommakimmins5554 oh no

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@dotdash9014 :0 Wise words. lol

[@lentilpasta558]

girl defined: MeN dOn'T tRaVeL In PaCkS tHaT's foR WoMen men in any non-western country: *hugging and loving on each other bc they're bros*

[@schufck5272]

These two are so specifically American-Christian it hurts.

[@NylaTheWolf]

I'm so glad that this book is not only filled with misogyny, but it also has some toxic masculinity sprinkled in there! :)

[@schufck5272]

@Lilah Helmer That's kinda cute.

[@shadowmare9620]

@Lilah Helmer we stan a legend

[@hexum7]

Men in many western countries as well- especially heavily Catholic italy

[@Myrea_Rend]

As a cis woman who has been accidentally called "sir" or "he" on more than one occasion, I can assure the Girl Defined sisters that it really isn't a big deal. In person, it's happened when I'm wearing bulky clothes or cosplaying Haruka Tenoh, and it's frankly a compliment in the latter situation because Haruka is mistaken for a man in the anime Sailor Moon. It means I've pulled off her ambiguous appearance! More frequently, I get mistaken for a dude in voice chat in video games. I have a voice that apparently causes me to sound like a 13-year-old boy instead of a 27-year-old woman. My sense of humor probably contributes to this assumption. I then sometimes get "accused" of being trans (as if that's a bad thing?), and I tend to respond, "Nah, I'm just an alto. And a lesbian."

[@Claudiomartin05]

Same, as a cis guy with long hair who's very into fashion I've been called "lady" or "miss" a few times and it isn't a big deal at all, women are beautiful so why should I be offended if someone confuses me for a tiny second as one.

[@sadrabbit53]

I was chillin in a women's restroom waiting for my sister to get out, and this little old lady walked in, saw me with my short hair and immense baggy hoodie that hid my hips and chest, and immediately walked backwards out the door to check and see if she entered the right bathroom. She then stared at me until she entered a stall. I found it hilarious.

[@majobun]

I came as soon as I heard the name Haruka Tenoh.

[@3ll3llyyy]

can we switch voices? - a trans male

[@ashleynoble2880]

Nah I'm just an alto. Omg best thing I've ever heard

[@savannahb1562]

girl defined really said “if being confident in your sexuality is so great, why did marilyn monroe kill herself?” i-

[@nicolersands]

Even grosser because she was the victim of sexual abuse as a child

[@Banoffeenyx]

they said WHAT

[@MrMeow1234321]

She was also jewish, so that's another layer of icky on the whole "if she were christian she would have been happy"

[@raincloud04]

I can't-

[@quinn.0]

@@MrMeow1234321 well jews and christians aren't so different, christianity literally originates from judaism, then again some little weird sects of tradconism somehow think that christianity is a european religion so idk

[@rosalindgh]

"Satan is coming for you" sounds like a Christian-themed porn film and I'm not sure how to feel about that

[@maria-vt4cw]

dragons_are_cool hot 😂😂

[@Ollebolle112]

Im ready

[@sutpecna]

Kinky

[@micahguillemette3344]

This is the greatest comment i have ever read. Thank you.

[@moonistrash1461]

Omg yes 😂😂

[@OhGloriousLisa]

Fun fact: I’m swedish and studying to become a preschool teacher. It’s in our guidelines from the government to offer every child equal opportunities to grow and to be able to play with whatever toys they want, and not discriminate or judge children or their parents based on gender, ethnicity, religion or sexuality. We don’t enforce gender stereotypes and rather want to give every child the opportunity to choose interests for themselves without the societal pressure to conform to traditional gender roles. It’s really a wonderful work environment and I can’t wait to spend my life making sure all children get the same starting point in life. I love this dystopia

[@diadino2548]

Memento Mori

[@meowocats11]

it's sad how Girl Defined took such a wholesome nice thing and tried to demonize it and make it sound bad in their crappy book

[@oliviavogel951]

Dystopia? More like Utopia!

[@rat592]

everyone who sees this comment clap with me for Sweden. like genuinely clap just a little because they freaking deserve it. 👏👏👏

[@hanahtheperson2865]

Now i wish i was born in sweden

[@Romanticoutlaw]

girl defined acting like women going to the bathroom together isn't about safety in numbers to reduce the chance of any one of them being assaulted :)

[@Proserpira]

no? girls do this even in all-girls schools.

[@visaman]

I thought it was about trying each others bras on. According to a story I read in Cosmo once.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

@@Proserpira if you think girls wouldn't physically attack each other in school idk what school you went to

[@nic5373]

@@visaman honestly glad you tried to research but please don’t trust one single story. Especially from cosmo

[@visaman]

@@nic5373 it was a story about a man stealing bitch, who wanted to wear her friend's bra, because "he hates it when I don't wear one." So our protagonist takes hers off, and gives it to the bitch. I use bitch because that's the name given to her. 1970s Cosmo had the best stories! Ha!

[@tincanofaman57]

"Why do you think women go to the bathroom together?" 1. Safety: women tend to be victims of assault and are at a higher risk if being kidnapped so going places alone can be scary 2. If you need a feminine product another women can give you one. 3. One could be upset in a public setting and need time to settle down so they go to the bathroom with her friends to calm herself

[@MrXiaoqiao]

Why do women travel in groups of three? Because they, like, CaN't eVeN! It's just a joke, don't hate me lol

[@bobbieproductions4491]

Also we're not uncomfortable talking to friends.

[@soroneir1260]

I don't understand this stereotype. I've never gone to the bathroom with friends. My friends don't go to the bathroom with each other. I've never seen a "pack" of women in the bathroom. I feel like it's one of those things that's mostly made up / overblown by men to make men feel better. Like most female stereotypes.

[@cube7522]

They’re lesbians, Harold

[@iamaclothespin7084]

All of that is true but, for me most of the time me and my friend are having a bomb conversation and we don’t want to interrupt it

[@sarahstevens4931]

We don’t deserve her. She tortures herself with the books we’re all too scared to read example: Onision’s books, the Harry Potter Christian special, and now Girl Defined’s terrible book. Respect women. Edit: I just realized my comment has more likes than Teya’s, hers is more important, go help if you can please. Other edit: ok hers has more now hooray!

[@timsilgoodman2514]

Saying Christian Special like it’s a baking show 💀💀

[@Natalie-rr7db]

She also scours through tumblr to find the weirdest crap possible.

[@jackee-is-silent2938]

I worry that Teya spends too long looking into the Abyss.

[@bobanoda]

Let’s pray people don’t ask her to read onion boy’s fourth “book”. Mörges reviewed what’s written so far and....dear God, what her poor eyes had to go through

[@Benheartsart]

Christian special killed me

[@uhuh936]

Girl Defined: You shouldn't care about keeping a boyfriend. Also Girl Defined: Your main(only) purpose of being a woman is to fall in love, get married and have kids. Me: ..........................?

[@rhaeven]

I think the idea is to make yourself into a good christian uberwife and then wait for a man who wants that, instead of changing to be what an individual man wants.

[@roachunknown_]

Like they said. Don't get a boyfriend. Get a girlfriend, love her, marry her and then have kid with her. Boom. Puzzle is solved.

[@yes4759]

@randomknowledgequeen I would honestly love that, but unfortunately I was born straight and now I must suffer the curse that is being attracted only to men 🙃

[@roachunknown_]

Opalescent it’s not a curse if you find the secret good ones 🤫

[@Skylar-tn5vx]

What's funny is they think all men should "try and lead" the women. SERIOUSLY dont ever assume your wife/girlfriend wants you to rule over them.

[@Aphextwink666]

“Gender is a personal choice because there is no god” is one of my favorite quotes now

[@sb-gy1jz]

I can’t get over the fact that a women wanted her to join a cult.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

Girl Defined can relate to someone trying to recruit people into a cult.

[@tooth2820]

Gabe Norman How?

[@arrowheadz]

it was probably a pedo ring. some modeling agencies are just fronts for child trafficking.

[@sb-gy1jz]

София Шаховская Probably

[@manyerrors3719]

You'd think it'd warn her away from getting stuck in *another* cult

[@katrinastardale4820]

“’He could have simplified things by creating only one gender.’ And we could reproduce asexually like plants. “ Me, an asexual: sounds fun, I’m in.

[@NylaTheWolf]

facts-

[@ayostap6700]

Where do we sign up-

[@lavender_bee103]

As an ace myself, I would love that.

[@oli6193]

i mean, im not interested in reproducing but for the other asexuals it sounds rad

[@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk]

I've always been a fan of the octopus approach, personally. Pump an arm full of sperm upon seeing a female, rip it off, then throw it at the female in hopes she'll get turned on and accept the sperm-filled arm to fertilize her eggs later.

[@magiccry]

"Women are supposed to produce life" Infertile Women: I am a joke to you?

[@lindai5952]

fun fact: they both had fertility problems in the past which makds this scentence even more ironic

[@chocolatedoughnut1305]

@@lindai5952 Even more ironic: they got treatment for infertility so they didn't accept the way God made them

[@alioc3298]

Trans women too. They just don’t think do they

[@ocio8329]

@@alioc3298 but trans women can produce life if they have a partner that can have kids :3

[@nm9tf]

@@alioc3298 they probably don't support trans women

[@The_Super_NOVA]

I cringe so hard at the "women being helpers to men" and "men are the leaders of women" thing. So many guys instantly take that as "ALL women should be their servants" and "ALL women should obey their every word". Um. No.

[@SH0T000_0]

Lmao I rather die if I exist to be only subservient to men.

[@edw4671]

“Why do you think women like to go to the bathroom in groups? It’s because we’re so social 🥰😇” No, Kristin, it’s because of fear of assault/rape/kidnapping

[@KC-ep6sg]

Yeah, I get scared as hell when I'm out with my friends (especially if it's really late at night) and we get separated. A woman on her own in a club/bar is exactly when creepy men come out of the woodworks

[@noodlekatz4449]

Raise your hand if you were raised to go in groups to keep safe and to ward off danger!

[@chloe._.]

@@noodlekatz4449 With my keys at the ready ✊😔

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Someday, women will come together like Voltron and destroy all rape. But until then, we’ll just have to deal with groups

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

I think we should normalize and encourage all people to travel in small groups or pairs for safety.

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

ME: “My books are so bad, no one should read them.” GIRL DEFINED: “Is that a challenge?”

[@user-ue6kq8xg2c]

@@abrawolf this made me cackle lmao

[@fpw2223]

Lightning Farron bruh fucking same

[@ArturGlass.C]

Right ?! It really gives you perspective.

[@eoyneluv3371]

@@abrawolf Lmaoooo

[@PropagandaDS]

Girl Defined/Onision: Are you approaching me?

[@dragvnkun]

Long Furby: "Is sex before marriage really that bad?" 👁👄👁

[@charlesdemers1197]

Crunch crunch.

[@charlesdemers1197]

PENELOPE LIESSE Aaaaaaah

[@AshleyBreads]

“God loves everyone! Except if you’re gay, or trans, or bi, or pan, or ace, or any other LGBTQ+ person. God made you the way you are! Unless you express yourself in any other fashion that isn’t how you’re supposed to.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

And he’ll send you to eternal damnation if you don’t follow everything he says. But he loves you.

[@theab3957]

@@Mystery-Wolf Such a a caring father 🥰

[@3ll3llyyy]

doesnt he also hate people who commit suicide? i heard u went to hell (or jail if you failed) if u did and i just-

[@angelakumar6604]

Tho seriously like Judas kills himself after being depressed after betraying Jesus amd like kills himself and God goes yea “so ik this was foretold but you have to go to hell since you killed yourself” Kinda fucked

[@classichorrorenthusiast]

@@3ll3llyyy why's suicide called a sin? doesn't add up to me

[@cleothehermetichermeticist8391]

“The girl defined girls have names.” Yes. Girl and Defined.

[@monty609]

Roaming Roman. Aw yes, the two genders, girl and defined

[@Johnny_BGood]

ASHFKSKDJ LMAO 😭😭

[@tebthecat]

Name: Girl Gender: Girl Occupation: G I R L

[@cyraazure8719]

the real question is which was is the girl and what one is defined?

[@carrie637]

Cyra Azure, Kristen is girl and Bethany is defined.

[@name_undefined]

“Swedish Preschool Dystopia” would honestly be the best band name, though.

[@Crimson_Cheetah]

Oh my God, yes. Yes yes yes.

[@222o-u3t]

That's a hell of a heavy metal band concept

[@redsands1001]

The music video focusing on the name would be hilarious

[@noodlekatz4449]

Only if it was a gay heavy metal band

[@katepittman498]

I'm a huge metalhead and I play bass. Anyone up to make a gay metal band?

[@viviennenalder3600]

Oh MY GOSH. The whole Marilyn thing makes me so angry as an avid Marilyn historian. If they had done any research on her life whatsoever they would know that Marilyn was raised by a Christian foster home, those foster parents would take her to church and when young Norma Jeane would try to confess her "sins" (her "sins" being the sexual abuse she had, I put sins in quotes because those were not actually her sins, they were her abusers' sins) they would discipline her for "telling terrible lies about those nice men". Then, Marilyn got sent to live with her Aunt Ana, a woman Marilyn came to love and admire and who was a deep believer in Christian Science, as was her mother Gladys, but it wasn't right for Norma. Then when she did "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", her costar Jane Russell tried to get Marilyn back into Christianity, but Marilyn politely declined, probably cause her experiences with Christianity caused her great pain. Later in life she married Arthur Miller and converted to Judaism, which she practised somewhat for the rest of her life, even after her divorce from Miller. Christianity caused deep pain for Marilyn and I doubt that if she would have "found Jesus" it would have made her life much better. There's so much more to the effects of Christianity on Marilyn's life, but it's too much to leave in the comments

[@kaylithorsen7017]

Wow I had no idea! Thank you for educating!

[@childofgod759]

Yeah that part annoyed me sm :/

[@danuj7605]

👏THANK👏YOU👏

[@levidodson1610]

Agreed. I hate when people spread misinformation, thank you for rectifying it somewhat.

[@doctorworm420]

Also she was actively Jewish she continued to study, observed shabbos and attend services and was buried as a Jew (not that you have you do any of those things to be Jewish.) Being a convert legally has no part on your status in Judaism you’re considered as having a Jewish soul. (source my Jewish ass who will fight for Marilyn who can’t fight for herself Z”L)

[@dezd4551]

"Friends" is a non-judgmental and non-aggressive term to reference little kids in a school setting: "My friend is having a bad day today." It's also and attempt to promote empathy between them: "We have voices off in the hall, there are friends still learning" "We don't hit/put our hands on other friends" "We don't take things out of friends' hands like that".

[@panqueque445]

"Swedish Preschool Dystopia" sounds like an amazing name for a band.

[@unknownname3703]

the newest take on black metal

[@SanjayMerchant]

I think that phrase may be my favorite thing in this video.

[@shaden3392]

Is that a fall out boy song

[@mari-annie]

@Rukoshii i will

[@hannahmontana4401]

@@mari-annie yay tell us all about it

[@caitlinalsop434]

Cishets: why are trans people so obsessed with gender? Cishets: *this book*

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

Cishets?

[@maxhasproblems4885]

T megawool cisgender heterosexual. I personally dont like using it but it’s pretty common.

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

MrHelios thank you

[@shartnugget2260]

What is a cisgender

[@shartnugget2260]

My friend says they are Lesbian and Trans But they went from girl to boy So they are just Trans right???

[@kaisilver8545]

"the girls go to a university campus and ask people questions" has really unfortunate kaitlin bennett energy

[@JadeEyes1]

That's exactly what I thought.

[@cbennett7480]

man, my name is Caitlin Bennett, and whenever I see her referenced I'm like "As a Kaitlyn/Caitlin/Kaitlin/etc. I do not condone or associate with this behavior at all!!"

[@sp8cey]

ah yes kent state poo poo girl

[@leegornik8656]

@@cbennett7480 I feel so bad that you have to share the same name as that spawn of Satan, I'm truly sorry

[@kaiii3780]

@@leegornik8656 Satan doesn't claim her lmao

[@just-a-bro]

Being called "friends" as a small child instead of "boys and girls" sounds amazing though, I feel like I need someone to say that to me now even though i am no longer a small child

[@annmarier2527]

Forever laughing because my Evangelical Christian boyfriend also tried to tell me that men should be the leaders and women the followers by using the analogy of swing dancing. Long story short that week at swing dance class I led a dance with a girl while looking him dead in the eye. We broke up and now I’m gay.

[@crypt1camoeba22]

We stand

[@theinvisiblewoman6783]

YES!!!!

[@maisierose654]

@@crypt1camoeba22 stans

[@bepis602]

what a powermove

[@May-vh9zj]

Beautiful 🏳️‍🌈💕

[@juliaviggiani4651]

No one: Girl Defined: ✨💕𝓫𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓭💕✨

[@marijafrankovic1959]

Sound like a name of a good Christian porn site

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Emperor Constantin of the holy byzantine empire sex but with space for god

[@teajay1]

@@marijafrankovic1959 We Held HANDS Before We Got Married [EXPLICIT] [21+] !!!

[@inuyasha1014]

"A mansion full of models who live there" Did one of the Girl Defined girls get asked to be a Playboy Bunny? That's the only models living in a mansion situation I know of

[@s.colins2050]

Human trafficking was the only other thing that came to mind as a possible option. Either way, hooray, her parents actually made a good decision for once by protecting their 12 year old daughter. It's sad that that was the only good decision they made.

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

Christian girl: "When you dance, you need to let the man lead!" Me, who once had to lead a guy in a waltz because he was shit at waltzing: 👁👄👁

[@workchannel8053]

me and my prom date tried to slow-dance. it was a disaster until i finally started leading. six years later, turns out I'm a trans man and she's a trans woman. figures!

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

​@@workchannel8053y'all swapped genders at that one dance /j

[@workchannel8053]

@@darkacadpresenceinblood turns out gender is contagious! 😱

[@nrdydrkassassn]

"men dont travel in packs" are you telling the that me and the bois skipping class in the restroom is a lie?

[@cordeliajackson8615]

These girls have clearly never met teenage boys.

[@reiynalol]

@@cordeliajackson8615 Wonder where they spent their high school and middle school life...

[@bartholomulesphensvil2284]

It isn't gay if the penises don't touch

[@hellfish587]

I think girl defined just told me I’m not a woman, I now identify as educated.

[@ebisawkward]

Do they not realize that they can embrace and celebrate their own femininity without trying to force other people to identify with gender in the same way they do? Or is it just Trans People Scary?

[@natb4812]

i think it’s just Trans People Scary

[@Tundra_Hunter]

Definitely TPS

[@KarryKarryKarry]

They’re missionaries. All they do is force their beliefs down your throat. Everyone else is wrong because Jesus said so and if it isn’t mentioned in the Bible it’s bad. Smartphones: Not in the Bible = BAD Modern medicine: again not in the Bible = BAD science! Heliocentric worldview = BAD BAD BAD! You’re excommunicated mr Galileo Galilei! But I digress. Conservative worldviews won’t move humanity forward and religion is a great example of magical conservatism.

[@awesomegaymer5786]

No it's about gender norms

[@ewatiredrat6925]

Me, a trans dude: boo bitch Kristen and Bethany: aH-

[@mikaorange5598]

The whole "Questioning faith is the work of Satan" section got my hackles up. Insisting that followers must have blind faith and that doubt is a sin? That's classic cult behavior. Girl Defined is fun to laugh at, but their rhetoric, much like the rhetoric of their evangelical Christian sect, is dangerous.

[@l33tsaber]

Yeah, I was probably every teacher's least favorite student in CCD (essentially the Catholic equivalent of Sunday school, but on Wednesdays) for asking too many or the wrong type of questions. I ended up burning out pretty quickly, and several of those teachers show up as recurring cast in my trauma nightmares. (But honestly, this is why I have respect for systems of faith where you can ask your teacher a question and instead of being talked down to, they'd go "that's a very good question, and lots of scholars have wondered the same thing throughout history. Here's where you can find records of their discussions on the topic." Seems like a much healthier relationship.)

[@nukacat4642]

@@l33tsaber I was also the CCD teacher's least favorite and now I'm Jewish lmao

[@l33tsaber]

@@nukacat4642 Nice :D

[@finleychambers7436]

I hate going to the bathroom with someone else, so I guess I’m not a woman anymore? I had no idea it was that simple!

[@helltubejackie1086]

Gd diagnoses you with trans

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Welcome to manhood, brother. The bathrooms are shittier, so... get used to hating the whole experience no matter what

[@horse_stan6007]

But the actual reason alot of women travel in groups is safety so...

[@simonanidiot1069]

Ftm do this

[@beefykeith48]

same! i cant stand it. it's so gross.

[@Dagerae]

Girl Defined: Imagine walking into a clothing store and being called "sir." Me, a trans man: nice (:

[@zacharygilmore1075]

That's a good comment, sir.

[@aimhrialta]

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[@DanniNyan]

Yes

[@wolvie1618]

Same here honey. I cringe every time anyone calls me "ma'am", feels so wrong

[@mahimahsan6059]

@@ratinclothes1605 oh sure, sir, I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service sir, I have been, looking for you

[@Riley-nw6jv]

The girl defined girl's idea of seductive is like, an off the shoulder top. And jeans with the knees cut out

[@amandaking4654]

how dare you say something so scandelous you sinner put your turtleneck back on

[@sapphirestone8431]

Women: showing abit of shoulder because why not GD: ThAt UnHoLy SlUt!

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

_dude_ did you just say _shoulders_ ? Stop swearing

[@noodlekatz4449]

At least it's not collarbones, collarbones are the sexiest part of the body like everyone knows. That's why they're not allowed in schools

[@arsonvamp]

someone: *cuffs their jeans and rolls up their sleeves* GD, horrified: PUT THOSE ANKLES AND ELBOWS AWAY *S I N N E R*

[@spencerg5893]

As a STEM major that cares a lot about my career and education, I take a lot of pride dressing in tight skirts and more “provocative” clothing. It makes me feel more confident and I don’t understand why girl defined are convinced people are these one note characters. Like we’re complex and interesting let us live and be gay

[@spencerg5893]

Almost 2 years later and I’m not a PoliSci major and nonbinary so character development :))

[@maxsync183]

@@spencerg5893 the real win here is you getting out of polisci lol

[@happyhoney2000]

Please tell me “Swedish preschool dystopia” is a metal band

[@IQzminus2]

I mean we have a lot of metal bands here, wouldn’t surprise me. Though I doubt any Swede would ever associate our preschools with dystopia. They are literally the most wholesome places I can think of.

[@lemonb121]

IQzminus2 I agree, "preschool dystopia" sounds more along the lines of something we'd have here in america 😰

[@pyrelic2783]

If not, I’m naming mine that now

[@mathieuleader8601]

that's not a spicy meatball

[@gluurbburger]

L rest in peace.

[@alaynaoertel6636]

another episode of gay furby mom destroying homophobes

[@saroltagalambodi1513]

double comment, both of them marvellous i appreciate you

[@alaynaoertel6636]

Sarolta Galambodi i appreciate you too

[@chloejones7442]

This is gold

[@lyricaldeceit]

@Gabe Norman imagine thinking it's good

[@audreyf7466]

Gabe Norman I bet you’re 14 year old straight white boy with a conservative family that thinks that they’re better than everyone else

[@rogueknight7009]

"Now I dress like your grandfather mixed with a 2013 emo kid and I've never felt better!" I absolutely adore this!

[@lkntgkltrndfl]

Holy fuck is that me

[@bellalombard3979]

same

[@dh5573]

“What is the purpose of being a woman?” We can’t even agree upon what’s the purpose of being a human being, which is the main point of contention of, you know, philosophy, for CENTURIES? The stupidity I - 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@emiliew5553]

sylvia plath, beloved poet, wife, and mother of two, took her own life at the age of 30 by putting her head in the oven at 4:30am. she was not a sex icon. she was not a model. no made-up face, no perfect body. she did not check off much of society's list. she lived up to a good amount of the christian list. she still killed herself. she had severe depression. the amount of expectations you live up to don't often affect your mental health.

[@visaman]

Although Gwyneth Paltrow did portray Plath in a movie, and GW eas kinda hot back then.

[@abigailwollam6894]

@@visaman okay? I’m ugly and if someone played me in a movie, you could cast someone hot. Their hotness doesn’t change what I look like (not saying Sylvia was ugly, I loved her).

[@visaman]

@@abigailwollam6894 Abigail, I am sure you are not as ugly as you think you are.

[@blueshell292]

Huh? Sylvia Plath didn’t seem to be the angel people made her out to be, at least according to what I’ve read

[@chandra_creator]

@@blueshell292 I think emilie meant that she specifically fits the girl defined girl's standards for a "good christian woman" (mother, wife, etc)

[@hsimone]

I think this whole book is just Girl Defined flexing that they could have been models but they turned it down

[@browniebattercup]

i've never understood phrasing like "your purpose as a woman" like... bro i barely understand my purpose as a human let alone as a woman

[@candyerno9747]

Same

[@mewmew6158]

👀we have purpose-

[@Holly-ez7df]

who has purpose just go apeshit who cares. eat a mushroom

[@fayfalc21]

"grandpa fused with a 2008 emo kid" is my new aesthetic it's official

[@chayden153]

Mine too except instead of Grandpa, it's 1980s mob wife

[@edgarallanpoestan]

"Why would a high schoolers rewrite the book of genesis" I am 16. I have a friend who did this. Jesus is known as DJ JC and he says "for shizzle" and I wanted to die

[@XaiEia]

i want to read that

[@NIHIL_EGO]

NEWS FLASH: Vatican adopted a new version of the Bible. Pope Francis declared that it was "TIME TO GET _RADICAL_ BUDS !"

[@edgarallanpoestan]

@@NIHIL_EGO DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM

[@mothines3064]

Send link. Right now.

[@lighterflud]

Waaaaaaait a minute. Jesus isn't in Genesis, you liar! J'acquse!

[@emilycallahan4805]

"God created diversity!" Your standards are real low if you consider the number 2 to be "diverse"

[@earthaforester3141]

Yeah I thought it was interesting that they were using the example of gender diversity as a positive thing, yet also bash the idea of diveristy in gender roles and gender expression. Like, which is it? Is gender diversity good or not? Ugh.

[@WaaveLvl0]

"Can you imagine men [traveling in herds to the bathroom]?' Yes. Yes I can actually. Myself and my straight friends do that all the time. Those videos of like 12 guys singing the Halo theme in a bathroom isn't a rare occurrence in the least

[@r_kayne]

That sounds **GLORIOUS**

[@max3446]

The boys bathroom is a place of song and serenade, nothing more nor less.

[@yourlefttoe2251]

mbc hehe

[@aw2584]

During parties, men travel to the bathroom in herds all the time. At least one of them with a debit or credit card in his hand, weirdly enough. Sometimes it's a door key, if times are desperate. I can imagine they'd be puzzled by this statement... and I hope the audience here would be too, considering the average viewer of this channel is probably like 16, but if you're of similar age and know what I'm talking about already, well, maybe going to church would actually do you some good for once lmao

[@elmonko5068]

Twelve is rookie numbers

[@earthmarkings]

The girl defined girls embracing their seductive side makes me think of dark betty and it makes me very ✨uncomfortable✨

[@madisonstoner7405]

It just makes me think of the one who met her husband at conversion therapy...like, how does THAT work?

[@sierrazackery1598]

Someone make sure Cody and Noel don’t learn that the girl defined girls are 6’1

[@pancakeofdestiny]

A true short king isn't intimidated by a giantess.

[@nataliesantana1923]

LMFAO

[@meredithadams5495]

Hahaha now I can't wait for em to find out.

[@sully0613]

Are they actually 6'1 if so I'm scared

[@liliclarke1791]

@@sully0613 they are, it's confirmed on their website. everyone in their family is apparently super tall. "It’s a whole new experience to walk around as a family of twelve, with ten of us being over 6’ ft tall."

[@redandblackdawn]

People tend to forget that Eve is technically a transgender clone of Adam.

[@marisp2588]

Some tea right there ☕

[@Kenianische]

I thought to be transgender, one must move from one gender to the other...Eve was never male...otherwise you are implying all women are transgender clones of men

[@0lleander]

@@Kenianische I think they based it on the whole Eve being made from Adam's rib thing? Like that would literally make her a clone of him and thus biologically originally male. But honestly idk I haven't read the Bible in years

[@michaelk9279]

Anne Hakkert Yeah, that’s the point they were making.

[@user-pi7sj4wm8p]

@Imphoster I remember in my Thsology classes from high school, God transcends the need for gender, which is why I think it's stupid to criticize transgender and nonbinary people on the bs they serve.

[@maddieshutup]

It’s impossible to not have a slight crush on Strange Æons

[@chloejones7442]

Ok you don’t have to call me out like that

[@wesgerrr5835]

I’m feeling very attacked

[@emilycheshire]

The truth has spoken.

[@therainbowwillow4453]

Well that’s a callout

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

She can make anyone of any sexuality have a crush on her! She is a powerful gay being! But seriously, she is perfection.

[@gabriellegoodwin4422]

For the father's day sermon, our pastor went on a weird tirade about how those verses weren't actually sexist, and that sure women are intrinsically different and inferior to men but that doesn't mean men should abuse women! There was an especially funny part where he said he "consulted woman's issues experts" and it ended up just being his mom and wife. Like he legitimately only knows and respects two women, one of whom literally birthed him. It was the first and only time my family walked out of a sermon, because my father didn't want to put us (my mother and I) through that regressive shit.

[@colbydixon6695]

I feel like they would be the type of girls to like whisper a prayer if someone who even LOOKED gay walked by. or the type of people to clutch their purse when a black person walks by

[@abbymorrison3097]

Right? Like "Oh, their gay will rub off on me! Oh Dear God, minorities will hurt my rights!"

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Yeah.... Also, gay doesn’t have a “look”, lol... unless if it’s pride month, in which case, RAINBOW FASHION IS AMAZING FASHION-

[@Koalaparks6678]

The beautiful irony in biblically inspired racism is that God made every race, Jesus was not caucasian or attractive and was discriminated against. And. That there is a book that goes over the different tribes of people he created jn detail of the people in their lineage. And that God loves "THE WORLD"

[@nyushnyush910]

And the fact that Bethany's sister's husband went to gay conversion therapy. I-

[@salamzander]

Accurate

[@lydialeon711]

I've stanned Marilyn since I was 10, and it made me really angry that they used her in thier dumb God book. Being Christian wouldn't have fixed Marilyn, she needed medical help that no one encouraged her to get. She was actually in a medical asylum for a bit but Joe DiMaggio forced them to let her out because she was so mistreated there. She wasn't really a Christan herself and I think she would have been upset at having been used in the book. In her exact words, "A sex icon is a thing, and I hate to be a thing." Fundamentally she disagreed with sexist ideals but was never able to break free of them like Audrey Hepburn did, for example. She never would have wanted young girls to be learning the lessons girl defined teaches, because at the end of the day she hated the sexist cage she was trapped in. I hate them. They don't even know anything about her. They didn't even do thier research. They don't know what mental illness is and why God couldn't have saved Marilyn. I think it would have broken Marilyn's heart to be used as an example in this.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Not to mention marylin was a CELEBRITY with limited privacy, and all the hateful things that people think being thrown about, and at a time when women were very oppressed due to these girl's exact mentality very commonly, and mental help was far lacking for women in particular. So them claiming her suicide was DIRECTLY related to her 'sexual freedom' was not only really ignorant, but very tone deaf to the problems that a lot of celebrities (even clean ones- often more so sometimes) face even today.

[@ShadowBaofu]

@@galactic-hamster7043 I'm under the impression the concept of mental health in general didn't even exist back then.

[@abbymorrison3097]

THANK YOU. I'm so disgusted at their blatant ignorance of mental health issues. If god could have saved her, why didn't he help her mental health? It's stupid. She deserves better

[@bethgold2362]

The whole idea that mental illness is caused by sin isn't uncommon, sadly. It's one of the reasons I was so ashamed about having an anxiety diagnosis for so long, coupled with experiencing harsh stigmatized comments that I was pretty much being dramatic/lazy/weak. Telling someone chemical imbalances are their fault won't correct the imbalances.

[@astolat2262]

@@bethgold2362 stay strong ❤️

[@KasperTheCreature]

Not being able to listen to any other opinion is not a religion THATS JUST A CULT

[@jamesamaral8185]

You're in a cult. Call your dad.

[@barkingborking1285]

@@jamesamaral8185 Karen get out of here

[@broken_doe]

Cult + time = religion

[@kathrynesser2557]

I would have liked you comment but it’s at 420

[@cjjobim8321]

@@kathrynesser2557 now it's on 666

[@thepicklearmada]

This is our dark academia/emo alt girl Miss Frizzel. This is the lesbian teacher every baby gay (including me) needs to hear from. As a baby gay, her (strange aeons) and the queer kiwi are the two musts for learning about lgbtq+ culture and what it means to be a part of it and how to be respectful to everyone, lgbt or not. My alt miss frizzel, thank you so much for helping me through my identity crisis, I can now proudly say that I am a bisexual, and supportive of everyone. Everyone is amazing and deserves to be supported, and thanks for supporting me through your videos.

[@cheezburgers6343]

“how to apply femininity to your relationships” me, a fem lesbian: 👁👄👁 im listening-

[@arithedestroy7251]

me, a femme, and my femme gf: I'm Listening.........

[@WendywitchWon]

Girl same

[@corn_xyrup]

me, a femboy: yes im listening 👁👄👁

[@mobiussp]

corn syrup same tho

[@maccyboi8551]

@@mobiussp same

[@sarahconnors8909]

“swedish preschool dystopia” is a phrase i didn’t know would bring me so much joy

[@jaelk]

New band name alert!

[@redsands1001]

Death metal 4 year olds vs mininalist conformist administration

[@inkygoat]

youre saying that their names aren’t “girl” and “defined”??!

[@kandijoneko1508]

But which is which? XD

[@wubwubwub4436]

They're clones made by the government

[@tovi3280]

Kristen is girl and Bethany is defined bc that jawline defined as fuck

[@saxx9088]

The two genders Girl and defined

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

almost made me vomit from laughing thanks

[@Evil-cat777]

Dancing needs a leader and a follower: *me following my best friend's lead when we dance (she's a girl) because it's awesome and I like being the one who spins* :D

[@itsargyle]

the girl defined book lowkey feels like diet "we live in a society".

[@daredrogers3884]

With a hint of "I'm not like other girls"

[@JadeEyes1]

I had a visceral reaction to seeing that phrase.

[@vrixphillips]

christian evangelical women: "sorry, i don't wear bikinis, i am MODEST." christian evangelical women to muslim women wearing clothing as a sign of modesty: "how dare you wear that, this is AMERICA. We don't have Shariah here!" orthodox christian women also covering their hair for modesty's sake: *stares in byzantine*

[@mysigt_]

Ideally, people would be neither hypocrites nor religious

[@cryingeyebrows2773]

Oop

[@maraimaski4762]

Religious people......

[@rozmarinideas5340]

@@mysigt_ unfortunately, there are also atheist hypocrites. :(

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Orthodox Jewish Women: *stares in frum*

[@43v3rh1d3n]

You look like an edgy English professor who’s going to rip this book apart with a red pen. I’m ready.

[@toasterbread507]

radical_gryff very accurate

[@helixmoore7636]

She reminds me of the hot teacher you wanted to have detention with.

[@thefbiguyinurcomputer4788]

I wish she was my English teacher

[@karaokekid9025]

This is gonna sound weird......... but she reminds me of my English teacher. That’s not the weird part tho.... the weird part is she looks like she could be my English teacher’s emo child. Idk it’s so weird lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gracekg32]

"Why would a highschooler rewrite the book of Genisis?" Well jokes on you I had to do that...it was not a good time

[@jonathanstern5537]

The most romantic love story is the one between Gomez and Morticia Adams.

[@mewmew6158]

YES

[@BunsBooks]

Amen

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

You're right and you should say it

[@my-lady-greensleeves5831]

Definitely.

[@georgehutter339]

Yus

[@moopiemilk-1]

Yes! my relationships sure are feminine, especially the part where there's two girls instead of a guy and a girl!

[@acek2016]

So very feminine :)

[@alaiterg]

They’re twice as feminine, extra credit!

[@CaptainSoftboy501]

@TheSnailestOfThemAll Love this loll

[@feralratking1638]

What’s more womanly than two women?

[@sodadile]

@@feralratking1638 [ POLYAMOROUSLY ] THREE WOMEN!!!

[@stockicide]

"Dancing requires a leader and a follower" ...and we all remember that there are many dances where the two dance partners switch roles during the dance, right? The leader becomes the follower for a section, and vice versa. Just like a modern relationship, where partners can take on whichever role they feel comfortable in. Thanks, "Girl Defined"!

[@SoaringDragon562]

stockicide And don’t forget about those dances where everyone does it in a group or switches partners constantly! I guess they’re in favor of orgies? Or at the very least polygamy!

[@RealLukeWilson]

In the dance class I took in college, I was bad at lead in some dances (mostly ones in 3/4 time, I can’t keep a beat for shit), so my friend would take over in those. But in other dances I was great at leading and we’d switch back. Hmmm, it’s almost as if people aren’t great at everything, but a good partner is there to help you, and vise versa??? What a crazy idea!

[@SorowFame]

It’s almost as if you should think your metaphors through a bit more so that you don’t imply the opposite of what you’re trying to say.

[@Violet-Storm]

The cha cha slide is an orgy, confirmed

[@aimhrialta]

@@SoaringDragon562 IDK I enjoy ceilís and also polyamory, checks out