How does Dark Tark always sounds like he is simultaneously an expert at, and, knows nothing about what he is talking about?
@Nero_PR2 жыл бұрын
That is the art of dissonance communication, an area of cognitive dissonance, focused in persuation communication.
@localfriendlycloud77202 жыл бұрын
Hes probably actually both
@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge2 жыл бұрын
Its the art of saying alot while saying nothing.
@xnotasweatx2 жыл бұрын
@@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge politicians
@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge2 жыл бұрын
@@xnotasweatx exactly.
@AjaxTheAx2 жыл бұрын
I’m blown away by the face reveal. You look just like Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined.
@thebigsucc0302 жыл бұрын
The most interesting Elden Ring video yet
@compatriot8522 жыл бұрын
We went from committing tax evasion in Elden Ring for the Dung Eater to committing insurance fraud for Gordon Woo
@jasonblundelldobebussing2 жыл бұрын
This man was once a somewhat unknown KZbinr, and today he is self-proclaimed Gordon Woo's life ruiner. Time does fly. Really got me thinking, brother ☝😔 Inshallah!
@maniac1172 жыл бұрын
This morning started shit, literally losing a family member. I can’t explain how thankful I am for one of your videoed this morning, thankyou.
@jfjgjfkejdjd91312 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, I lost my dad a few months back, and the pain I felt was unimaginable, can’t imagine what you’re going through. All hopes that you and your family can get through this.
@DarkTark2 жыл бұрын
I am sorry that happened to you. It is never easy.
@idkwhattowritehere60542 жыл бұрын
Damn sorry for your loss
@someboiontheinternet92832 жыл бұрын
where did you lose your family member? try looking around I pray you find them
@jfjgjfkejdjd91312 жыл бұрын
@@idkwhattowritehere6054 wait no actually, I just realised, he said literally losing, I’m still pretty sure he means they passed away but I don’t blame him for thinking literally being missing.
@yngshoelace2 жыл бұрын
Im not even gonna hold you ever since you started voicing your videos its been a fat W this shit is hilarious
@jfjgjfkejdjd91312 жыл бұрын
8:19 made me laugh so hard
@mr._otis98402 жыл бұрын
I like how his wife is a screen shot of the grind, consistency
@glockwithacok22372 жыл бұрын
its a great feeling when you find a great youtuber like this when their channel is still relatively small, I look forward to seeing this channel succeed.
@BIGTOMM2 жыл бұрын
Jeez, what deep Gordon Woo lore, prepare to cry
@mawink8822 жыл бұрын
Certified Dark Tark™️ content.
@lanky_schnoople70102 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, beautiful, inspiring, amazing, got me on my knees crying. I feel so inspired to blow up rich people's houses. Thank you Sir Dark Tark, the all-knowing.
@jasonblundelldobebussing2 жыл бұрын
Mindblowing. My mind is blown.
@ph04052 жыл бұрын
No mythical Gordon Woo Bioware fade to black bang cutscene. Shame.
@mattsmokes25052 жыл бұрын
Your editing is so good man. I liked the whippet joke. Really liked the vidoe
@stooptroop72502 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content I love and will come back to every day
@literallyazucchini26342 жыл бұрын
this is very quickly becoming one of my favorite channels
@evronian11292 жыл бұрын
Dude, congrats on getting all the paintings I couldn't get through them for the life of me.
@speccothy2 жыл бұрын
6:50 I need to know what song it is for my funeral. I will tell people that my death is canon, in the lore, due to depression from divorce.
@5n8ke2 жыл бұрын
Red dead redemption 2 may I stand unshaken
@andrewwilliams18572 жыл бұрын
Song at 5:59?
@ironiccaesar1782 жыл бұрын
The bedroom elevator Is totally for those banging cutscenes
@lulustuckie60302 жыл бұрын
Tark, if I had to name the best thing elden ring gave me, the first thing would be the dung eater bang cutscene but the second would be finding your channel, I love your content
@jfjgjfkejdjd91312 жыл бұрын
But seriously who the fuck is Gordon Wu
@GreebusBleeb2 жыл бұрын
*woo
@bruh.moment3392 жыл бұрын
Idk he's probably related to deez
@Barquevious_Jackson6 ай бұрын
I can't believe Dark Tark was Gordon Woo's AI merged super intelligence. I am shaking right now, but this is canon, it's in the lore. 🧱🦔🫀🗣️📈💥💯⚡️🔥🎉🎊👑🫡🌎
@XiasIV2 жыл бұрын
My man has quality videos all across the board. Not just Elden Ring.
@holidayarcher62652 жыл бұрын
The moment you realise that his house is the next house over and your robbing gordon ramsay
@idkwhattowritehere60542 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest KZbinr prove me wrong
@lordlidl67132 жыл бұрын
I was so surprised to see you're still a relatively small youtuber, your stuff is great man!
@MrLealLens2 жыл бұрын
7:38 "SAY THE LINE SUMMONING SALT, SAY THE LINE!"
@-Aniki-2 жыл бұрын
who the fuck is gordon woo
@martk6472 жыл бұрын
One would have thought he is the sibling of Gordon Ramsay.
@drawwithameltdown Жыл бұрын
His wife being the grind stills stays with me till this day, I will forever view things in that manner
@MAK007502 жыл бұрын
Cool way of using the traveling salesman problem in a game
@birdup2141 Жыл бұрын
I love this video so much i watched it 3.5 times!!!
@azulchamoy2 жыл бұрын
is that LCD soundsystem at 4:50 ???
@JustSnowglow2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the timestamps, Mr. Tark. Now I can easily cross reference this video for academic purposes.
@mannycruz14322 жыл бұрын
@Dark Tark, this video is the one that made me subscribe, I started watching your elden ring videos and really enjoyed how you make everything feel so dumb and brain ded lmao. But this video was different, I really enjoyed seeing your thought process of the fastest route and it felt like I was in your head. Anyway, good shit, I feel like you'll hit 100k subs faster than you think. make a t-shirt design or sticker when you do and i'll buy it for sure when you hit 100k subs, good luck and Thanks for the really dumb laughs
@JesusSerranoFireandIce2 жыл бұрын
All this prepare to cry, but now the moment has actually come