I ruined Gordon Woo's life...

[@DarkTark]

The CEO of Wuhu Island

[@thebigsucc030]

More like the CEO of Wuhu island

[@AlejandroArch22]

More like CEO of Gordan Woohu island

[@Polar-ic3]

Question! What’s the deal with Margit/Margott?!

[@SuperGorak]

How does Dark Tark always sounds like he is simultaneously an expert at, and, knows nothing about what he is talking about?

[@Nero_PR]

That is the art of dissonance communication, an area of cognitive dissonance, focused in persuation communication.

[@localfriendlycloud7720]

Hes probably actually both

[@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge]

Its the art of saying alot while saying nothing.

[@xnotasweatx]

@@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge politicians

[@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge]

@@xnotasweatx exactly.

[@AjaxTheAx]

I’m blown away by the face reveal. You look just like Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined.

[@thebigsucc030]

The most interesting Elden Ring video yet

[@compatriot852]

We went from committing tax evasion in Elden Ring for the Dung Eater to committing insurance fraud for Gordon Woo

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

This man was once a somewhat unknown KZbinr, and today he is self-proclaimed Gordon Woo's life ruiner. Time does fly. Really got me thinking, brother ☝😔 Inshallah!

[@maniac117]

This morning started shit, literally losing a family member. I can’t explain how thankful I am for one of your videoed this morning, thankyou.

[@jfjgjfkejdjd9131]

Damn bro, I lost my dad a few months back, and the pain I felt was unimaginable, can’t imagine what you’re going through. All hopes that you and your family can get through this.

[@DarkTark]

I am sorry that happened to you. It is never easy.

[@idkwhattowritehere6054]

Damn sorry for your loss

[@someboiontheinternet9283]

where did you lose your family member? try looking around I pray you find them

[@jfjgjfkejdjd9131]

@@idkwhattowritehere6054 wait no actually, I just realised, he said literally losing, I’m still pretty sure he means they passed away but I don’t blame him for thinking literally being missing.

[@yngshoelace]

Im not even gonna hold you ever since you started voicing your videos its been a fat W this shit is hilarious

[@jfjgjfkejdjd9131]

8:19 made me laugh so hard

[@mr._otis9840]

I like how his wife is a screen shot of the grind, consistency

[@glockwithacok2237]

its a great feeling when you find a great youtuber like this when their channel is still relatively small, I look forward to seeing this channel succeed.

[@BIGTOMM]

Jeez, what deep Gordon Woo lore, prepare to cry

[@mawink882]

Certified Dark Tark™️ content.

[@lanky_schnoople7010]

Brilliant, beautiful, inspiring, amazing, got me on my knees crying. I feel so inspired to blow up rich people's houses. Thank you Sir Dark Tark, the all-knowing.

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

Mindblowing. My mind is blown.

[@ph0405]

No mythical Gordon Woo Bioware fade to black bang cutscene. Shame.

[@mattsmokes2505]

Your editing is so good man. I liked the whippet joke. Really liked the vidoe

[@stooptroop7250]

This is the type of content I love and will come back to every day

[@literallyazucchini2634]

this is very quickly becoming one of my favorite channels

[@evronian1129]

Dude, congrats on getting all the paintings I couldn't get through them for the life of me.

[@speccothy]

6:50 I need to know what song it is for my funeral. I will tell people that my death is canon, in the lore, due to depression from divorce.

[@5n8ke]

Red dead redemption 2 may I stand unshaken

[@andrewwilliams1857]

Song at 5:59?

[@ironiccaesar178]

The bedroom elevator Is totally for those banging cutscenes

[@lulustuckie6030]

Tark, if I had to name the best thing elden ring gave me, the first thing would be the dung eater bang cutscene but the second would be finding your channel, I love your content

[@jfjgjfkejdjd9131]

But seriously who the fuck is Gordon Wu

[@GreebusBleeb]

*woo

[@bruh.moment339]

Idk he's probably related to deez

[@Barquevious_Jackson]

I can't believe Dark Tark was Gordon Woo's AI merged super intelligence. I am shaking right now, but this is canon, it's in the lore. 🧱🦔🫀🗣️📈💥💯⚡️🔥🎉🎊👑🫡🌎

[@XiasIV]

My man has quality videos all across the board. Not just Elden Ring.

[@holidayarcher6265]

The moment you realise that his house is the next house over and your robbing gordon ramsay

[@idkwhattowritehere6054]

This is the funniest KZbinr prove me wrong

[@lordlidl6713]

I was so surprised to see you're still a relatively small youtuber, your stuff is great man!

[@MrLealLens]

7:38 "SAY THE LINE SUMMONING SALT, SAY THE LINE!"

[@-Aniki-]

who the fuck is gordon woo

[@martk647]

One would have thought he is the sibling of Gordon Ramsay.

[@drawwithameltdown]

His wife being the grind stills stays with me till this day, I will forever view things in that manner

[@MAK00750]

Cool way of using the traveling salesman problem in a game

[@birdup2141]

I love this video so much i watched it 3.5 times!!!

[@azulchamoy]

is that LCD soundsystem at 4:50 ???

[@JustSnowglow]

Thanks for the timestamps, Mr. Tark. Now I can easily cross reference this video for academic purposes.

[@mannycruz1432]

@Dark Tark, this video is the one that made me subscribe, I started watching your elden ring videos and really enjoyed how you make everything feel so dumb and brain ded lmao. But this video was different, I really enjoyed seeing your thought process of the fastest route and it felt like I was in your head. Anyway, good shit, I feel like you'll hit 100k subs faster than you think. make a t-shirt design or sticker when you do and i'll buy it for sure when you hit 100k subs, good luck and Thanks for the really dumb laughs

[@JesusSerranoFireandIce]

All this prepare to cry, but now the moment has actually come

[@aliceyagami8260]

Teardown gameplay: hahaha destroy things. Teardown lore:

[@morsyoung6266]

I just found your videos and it's the funniest channel I've seen in a long time, please keep making videos

[@martinmcguinness5742]

Any chance we can get a mythical gordon woo fade to black bang cutscene ?

[@Sponsorbagel]

Gordon Woo will never financially recover from this

[@progressivefuture5]

I like how his profile picture is of Bono from U2 for no particular reason

[@guccisgooch9661]

What was that euphoric ass music you played when you started doin your run. I need that😂

[@nitrorock1023]

If I watch all of your videos, will I unlock the mythical "bang Dark Tark" questline?

[@darklordlarc8960]

As both an American, and part time contractor, I also would pick the shotgun to remove a concrete wall.

[@mlgsix]

I just wanna say your videos bring me so much joy

[@boaat5832]

I’ve watched this video over 15 times. I’ll likely keep watching it on a bi-daily basis. Thanks for your contribution to my wellbeing

[@ravenfish5]

This whole time I thought he was using a warped picture of Andy Serkis-

[@xanderabbey8529]

New Dark Tark video? A blessed day indeed.

[@DiesNahts6969]

Thank you for trusting us so much that you showed us your real face. You are beautiful, king!

[@me_pablo]

who is that man with the cool sunglasses that sometimes goes black i want to be his friend

[@ViHatesCorpos]

Dark tark makes the voices go away

[@morpheus176]

thank you for playing this game

[@battlericky17]

Ooof the fish cannery from what remains of edith finch? I’ll never forget that brutal shit

[@TREX82082]

The Summoning Salt music got me lmao

[@romanreyes1968]

the fact he put stardew valley music over his voice when talking about capitalism is amazing

[@dern8962]

dude whats ur upload schedule

[@DarkTark]

I don't really have one but each video tends to take somewhere between a week and a half or three weeks for me to make.

[@dern8962]

@@DarkTark in these 3 weeks u do a msterpiece

[@kingding9542]

After you ruin Gordon Woos life you become the new Gordon Woo

[@DuckMcFail]

4:25 I love Dear Esther

[@theonlybucko]

12:00 made me laugh so hard

[@JayTheMushyLover]

Beautiful as always

[@jellydamgood]

Gotta pop out the Bing chilling to go with the music.

[@ezzatulamyra5828]

Commenting for boost. Love this channel

[@thecriticalcritic2087]

This video really makes me question Dark Tarks past.

[@FateDarkess]

Love your videos, keep it up

[@GreebusBleeb]

You are the European Florida Man

[@SoInterested]

What's that depressed song you always use??

[@Vikseemungal]

Did you recover Malaketh's law mower ?

[@tonystonem.9084]

Coool video🙈🤣youre great bro

[@AVX-D3M0N]

Song starting at 10:51?

[@5n8ke]

Ace combat 4 megalith Agnus dei

[@ColdFusionPower512]

Man I'm here listening and feeling like I've discovered a new type of crack and am just about to see a new drug epidemic swipe the west coast

[@CrazedDuck]

I legit thought it looked like Dave Batista 😂

[@Pimpshrimpin]

Good morning Mr. Tark!

[@Julys443]

pls do more teardown videos

[@dannydgdg7635]

does anyone know what the outro music is? also congrats on 50k well deserved!

[@ronantheronin3521]

Deltarune battle theme I think

[@dannydgdg7635]

@@ronantheronin3521 ty so fucken much man

[@ronantheronin3521]

@@dannydgdg7635 No problem

[@tf826]

Gordon Woo, more like Gordon Who?

[@noahlemieux1983]

Keep it tho bro favorite channel on yt🗣💯

[@noahlemieux1983]

Up*😐

[@Herlss]

Who is this Gordon Woo person I'm not versed in the lore at all and cannot find anything on google

[@LumpySpaceLeah]

dat unexpected scomo tho

[@talkingmudcrab718]

My son has been bugging me non-stop to get this game. I just wish it was VR.

[@Flavor190]

What’s the music In the background?

[@gjeraldh2989]

I think it's some kind of instruments?

[@solidaigis]

Iwatodai Dorm on sixth painting ong

[@internetuser140]

Top tier video whatever that means

[@christinekennedy16]

What is that picture

[@genokugel]

This video hit harder than Yoyogi-Koen.

[@totallynotbruh1406]

best videoi, loathsome dung eater would aprove

[@Dark-kj3jc]

I am part of the 6.9%

[@anarkin6227]

oyue bruv do you have a discord server?

[@sydposting]

bruh I literally subscribed today after the Algorithm blessed me with your Dung-Eater video, best return on investment I've experienced in a while. 👍

[@yourhappy5343]

What's the deal with goldmask?

[@Dvariak]

High art as always

[@LoganTEM]

Yoyogi-koen

[@silentparrot8510]

I have given thee courtsey enough , now i fight as Gordon woo .. SCAMMER

[@dwtnugget5256]

Damn I was beyond late

[@AubreyTheFatShark]

good video

[@DrCoomer_1]

Gordon, I crave violence

[@-ljk-]

gar gar just died

[@Nick-zj3ch]

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