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[@destroyerofworlds938]

Coincidentally, “calm down, that’s not very rock and roll of you” is what I say to myself during all of my panic attacks 🤘🏻

[@sureindubitably3771]

I need that mantra when I get panic attacks

[@zwenkwiel816]

Tried that but then I just start worrying about what kind of rock and roll thing I should be doing instead

[@destroyerofworlds938]

@@zwenkwiel816 too real 💀💀

[@graceholbert2126]

I prefer the term "cash money"

[@unworthyBeatrix]

Right, panic is for disco!

[@dazcarrr]

the advantage of this game is that at least lives aren't literally in your incapable hands

[@eppic_peppic1155]

@Newcious no ❄️

[@jwalster9412]

And it also doesn't put you in a terrable Scenario and make you swap out the presidents eyes in the back of a ambulance going 120 and the worlds bumpiest road, with only one hand.

[@CasuallyShadow]

Yeah, just their futures!

[@real_lil_mf_billz6667]

Nah just their education and life whilst learning lol 😂

[@berbobloo]

More like disadvantage

[@pyroflame04]

Getting multiple youtubers to unite and play ring around the rosie with their saves is actually god tier marketing by Two Point and I would be fine with this being more common

[@Metzli]

While wondering what "ring around the rosie" meant, I noticed we're subscribed to a lot of the same creators! Hello there fellow person-who-has-nice-taste-in-youtubers :D

[@OnyDeus]

Your comment is totally something I would watch. It's liken it to 'Hot Potato mode' though.

[@pyroflame04]

@@OnyDeus you’re right, I couldn’t think of the name when I made the comment

[@TheSpy149]

Imagine gettin your hard work ruined by another…. Now times that by 10. That is how it will feel if Kevin gets your save xD But if it makes for a good video I’ll be fine with it tbh

[@daltonwetzel6370]

This is legit a good idea!

[@esteruwu1671]

kevin making a chessboard for his girlfriend as an apology is actually so cute

[@ravenspurplebeats5412]

while seeing campus has 95% issues going off all at one go, yeah we just look at chess board and act like nothing else is there :P

[@alexandre3498]

69 likes

[@Mamamel81]

So cute and sweet 😍

[@summerisnothere4774]

Anna is a simple woman, she just loves chess

[@MyName-sx3mr]

@@summerisnothere4774 and leather-bound books

[@ArturGlass.C]

Kevin is amazing at making sponsors. He's basically like the human equivalent of those ads where the player does something so chaotic in a mini-game so you feel like you have to play the game yourself to see how it goes when you play the game right.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Whenever i saw one of those adds, i would usually think "how could anyone possibly be this stupid?", now i know. Theyre a Kevin, they do it on purposse. Thats how they have fun.

[@HHHjb_]

@@pedrovallefin8406 kevin is smarter(hardly but still) because he atleast has some fun reason behind it

[@jadeelizabeth7548]

As an archaeologist, I can confirm that dig sites can get super hot, A+ for accurate representation CallMeKevin!

[@voxvolhynia5400]

It's because of all of the heaters and fire everywhere, isn't it? I knew it.

[@snowybookwyrm]

archaeologist in training here! it's great to see such accuracy!

[@no_player_commentary]

Cause everybodies boning eachother right?

[@blueninja012]

clearly Kevin put in all the heating to prepare his students for the real thing

[@wishingwell12345]

Is that because you keep accidentally digging down to the earth's core?

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

I guess it's not as bad as it could be although it's pretty bad 😳(the chess board makes up for it all

[@ayoitscat]

Woah I'm the first to stumble onto this comment

[@anthonymurphy8041]

@@ayoitscat And I would like to claim 2nd

[@cybertekb4g495]

@@ayoitscat THIRD

[@sadie_1840]

hi anna!

[@lorenzovakarian]

The chess board thing WAS fricking adorable, not gonna lie

[@tehcubsfan]

Kevin the beautiful Irony is that as an actual archaeologist, we tend to drink bars empty.... So a party school full of archaeologists is painfully accurate

[@laelaps5246]

Do you get your drinks on the rocks?

[@tehcubsfan]

@@laelaps5246 of course. You have to, especially when your career is in ruins

[@Captainwowzerz]

can you tell me how long something has to be buried before its archaeology instead of grave robbing?

[@blueninja012]

@@Captainwowzerz 30 years should do ya fine

[@tehcubsfan]

@@Captainwowzerz depends on where in the world, but general consensus is around 50-100 years

[@DevotionIII]

I never thought I’d see Lawrence Cheney and Kevin in the same video, what a delight!

[@nayelimeansiloveyou]

I am actually questioning my sanity after hearing RuPaul's hyperpop song and then seeing Lawrence Chaney here. Weird times...but I like it

[@semjart]

A crossover I didnt know I need

[@C2illustrations]

I loved it so much. Years after watching starting to watch Kevin, 2 of my favorites join!

[@Slzfs]

Scottish Drag Royalty 👸😍

[@variaxi935]

@@Slzfs "drag royalty" may as well be an oxymoron 🤢

[@stg-tf4ns]

“I’m gonna send him straight from two point university to two point hospital.” The crossover not even the devs have thought of

[@dyeandcloth1920]

Is it odd that I always knew Kevin's mental space was 100% occupied by a seal slowly spinning to copyright-free music?

[@seal8900]

We have infiltrated his mind

[@Atlassx0]

there's something so great about Kevin giving Anna a heart attack, Dan forcing soup onto our poor dear Kevo, and the overall chaos of Kevin doing whatever the hell he wants with no regard for anything and making up for it via a giant unplayable chess board

[@ratzinger3814]

I live for Kevin's countless tenuous and obscure simpsons references in his videos, lots of 'rock and or roll' and 'clown college' in this one

[@elisgeorge2420]

dont remember the last video that DIDN'T have a simpsons reference in it. low-key convinced he doesn't realise he is doing it half of the time haha. it is brilliant!

[@haggler]

And his voice timbre is oddly similar to Homer Simpson’s sometimes…

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@elisgeorge2420 I don’t realize he’s doing it half the time! And I grew up on Simpsons! Nerd3 also makes many references.

[@dreamerkitten6683]

“they are sad, they are sick, they are stinky, and they are freezing” really sums up the whole uni experience

[@lxjoe96]

Yeah, I'll confirm it's pretty accurate

[@LeRoiEnJaune]

If you have a mandatory, freshman year-on-campus, then this is definitely the experience. If your building has thermostats and non-communal bathrooms, count yourself lucky.

[@KN-oc7cu]

The joke about getting rid of students because of their bad grades hits home hard, as an American on the state of Indiana who's highschool kept their "graduation rate" up to 98% by encouraging kids who might fail to drop out instead

[@justaperson4656]

My local college (as in, the only college in my area) will expel you if you get lower than a C

[@lollll1293]

My high school was the same way. Except they’d kick you out if you failed 2 classes for the academic year. And kept their 100% college acceptance rate by forcing every student to apply to colleges even if they wanted to take a gap year or just another route in life after high school.

[@olablc531]

well, they're there to make money, not to teach, right?...

[@ThatOneFur]

Then you have Ohio which refuses to have anyone drop out and will force them to repeat or bribe and push them along to the next grade. Ohio is extremely strict on having EVERYONE graduate even tho it’s not bad to drop out for a year then go back. But our school would rather have a suicide before you drop out

[@martavibo]

wtfff

[@Neffectual]

"We're here to make money, not teach people" My wife, who works in university admissions: yeah, sounds about right Kevin

[@arismatismitica6903]

the mental whiplash i got from sitting down to enjoy a Kevin video, looking away for two seconds and then LAWRENCE CHANEY SHOWS UP. what am i watching please keep going

[@AngelBirdo]

Nobody talking abt the chess board Kevin built for Anna, that's literally the sweetest thing he's ever done and idk if the bar is just THAT low or if he's just less of a bastard today than usual-- Judging by the REST of the save, probably the first thing dsfhshd

[@AntheanCeilliers]

As a person attracted to men I acknowledge that Kevin feels like an unattainable ideal so -- the bar is that low

[@AngelBirdo]

@@AntheanCeilliers Honestly fair enough, I'm so in that boat that I'm not sure if I'm actually a demisexual lesbian or if I'm demi-bi or something but all the men around here aren't worth knowing (rural Ohio) regardless sdhdshshd

[@idiotbuster8662]

@@AngelBirdo i mean, you're 18, draw neotenic furry characters and write wattpad shite. You're basically 14. Yes, no man has an interest in you. Maybe become an adult first.

[@theboshajones]

Damn, I didn't realise how much this game would rock

[@JayTheOtt]

Somehow Kevin singlehandedly did a better job than the entirety of the United States Education System.

[@bidoof367]

but the video was only out for like 3 minutes when you commented

[@danielward4827]

Where sports scholarship

[@Ivan8]

@@bidoof367 United States Education Ststem would do less then if he did literaly nothing, it's a safe bet!

[@chromab7713]

@@bidoof367 That just goes to show how sure he is of Kevin doing a better job. Let that be an statement of either Kevin's academic genius or the precarious state of the US education system.

[@jwalster9412]

That also partially includes Canada.

[@PixieBulb]

I really enjoyed the contrast between Kevin's minimalism and RT's maximalism

[@Saddest_Sadist]

All of your videos have amazing replay value. Like I could go back and watch your first bitlife video and still laugh the same amount as I did when it came out. This goes for all of your videos including this one.

[@ModeSOLOgaming]

I'm always rewatching the Sims 4 videos. Always provides a good laugh.

[@Remls]

I may be low-key obsessed with his Harry Potter videos.

[@christinaspiridou5429]

Every few months I watch the Rust videos 😂

[@graceholbert2126]

That guy randomly crawling into bed from the foot end was so relatable

[@Stallyos]

This, this are the collabs we need to see, Lawrence x Kevin, dreams do come true

[@hannahdavis4256]

Kevin zoning out and then immediately agreeing it sounds good is such a mood 😂 that is how my brain is every single day /lh

[@AshtrayGirlFarewell]

I literally screamed at my screen when I saw Lawrence Chaney. A collab I did not know I needed and probably don’t deserve but I want MORE

[@Mette_Abildgaard]

Kevin creates a quite impressive range of content. In one video he obeys the law in GTA, and in the next he produces a documentary about my university.

[@professorcoms2481]

Always love being able to see a bit of banter between Anna and Kevin! Even if recorded separate I love it

[@skymightdie]

OMG LAWRENCE WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? The collab we didn't knew we need it

[@alexleighton7587]

“Doesn’t matter how much bad shit ya’ do, as long as you do one nice thing… it’s all good” - Kevin the Scholar

[@ForemostCrab7]

Kevin: You can just Buy Rocks. Hank: They're not rocks, they're minerals.

[@Nineninetails]

No. He bought rocks.

[@The_Jumping_Box]

Also Hank: Reality can be whatever I want it to be...

[@Eejit]

JESUS CHRIST KEVIN THEY'RE MINERALS!

[@AtheistPirate]

Those "rocks" are former students who couldn't party hard enough.

[@lxjoe96]

Mass Calcify

[@katieheath]

I'm pretty impressed Kevin recreated my exact undergraduate experience

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Did you graduate with a degree in funny bussiness?

[@krazyxki]

@@pedrovallefin8406 I would say I have considering the fact that I still can't find a job in my field two years later. 💀

[@lxjoe96]

I agree, though I didn't see enough students having panic attacks in this video

[@XENOWOLFI]

Glad your getting a sponsor Kevin, always love seeing KZbinrs get money

[@dauntedcacti3713]

Boo hoo he got some money keep crying

[@XENOWOLFI]

@@dauntedcacti3713 who.. hurt you..?

[@SevenEllen]

@@XENOWOLFI His employer by the sound of it.

[@VultureSkins]

@@dauntedcacti3713 literally what are you on about

[@CheekieCharlie]

I love how they were like "hey can you sponsor us??" And you just suggested ruining the game...and they agreed?!

[@MilanaLyrics]

Well, it's sure more entertaining than playing normally. I think it was a great idea.

[@CasuallyShadow]

The goofiness of these games always reminded me of the older Sims games, I love it.

[@QuesoNowWhat]

Spoilers from the other people: I love that Kevin, Rt, and Sips all went with windowed showers.

[@nobodyshekatonchires7981]

Gotta love all of em

[@SaturoAnni]

Haha love annas reaction of getting your save 😂 the panic and noticing everything 🤣 and then just at the end "chessboard is there, everything is fine 😎"

[@hallaloth3112]

Oh, Wait until you see what Dan did with Spiffs campus. . . I'm imaging Anna has the most 'normal' campus the trickle down means all the corrections she tries to make for Kevin will just get lost as it moves through Spiff

[@Dr.Death8520]

Knowing that one awkward chessboard is enough to be balance the rest of the campus is why Kevin is a diplomatic genius

[@villevalste1888]

7:09 How about this for a business idea: Make lots of toilets, but demand a fee for using them. 50 bucks sounds reasonable. Also, give out unlimited free drinks. And make sure all of the toilets and free drinks are as far away from the entrance as possible (this could be achieved with a hedge maze), so that the customers won't even think about going to another venue, where there could be free toilets.

[@Portal2LabRat]

i think i've seen people do this in rollercoaster tycoon lmao, classic

[@sidhackney8831]

Can we get a loop of Kevin's internal thoughts? Cause that's me any time someone tries to talk to me about something important

[@tabiibat]

No thoughts head empty - Kevin all the time everyday sometimes

[@WolfgangDoW]

I need a 10 hour loop of that

[@hotmeelk500]

Spinning seal intensifies

[@stephenrulz2011]

You holding up those bricks at 4:32 reminds me of something, somehow relating to school as well. I go to UT and they’re doing construction all the time so they’d have just massive pallets of bricks on the main walkway through campus. And for a while people made it a thing to just take them as like something to display in their apartment. It got to where the University had to send out a statement saying it was stealing and they’d take action against people caught taking them

[@McKillaboy]

Now I want to see Let's Game It Out play this lol

[@FabNeverDie]

OMG ! CallMeKevin and Lawrence Chaney !!!!!! I can not imagine a better duo !

[@definitelyhooman7939]

I absolutely love this! I hope you make a video around Spiff and Anna's campus', I would love to see your reaction. Also, I loved the presentation of this video, with the green screen bits and occassional in person explanation of what on earth was happening. I hope you enejoyed it too! :)

[@fawnrattner4651]

Can we talk about how good Kevin looks in the intro

[@SarahaR1298]

As someone who collects rocks and minerals as a hobby… this video rocks

[@zedrt7261]

I think this is the first recorded instance on this channel of kevin having an irl face to face interaction (well the closest thing you can have to it since its still kevin ;)

[@alexanon8345]

There's a life hack video where he is in the same room as his girlfriend actually

[@TerraVulture]

I’m pretty sure he is edited into the clip, unless this is satire. I can’t read tones so please correct me if I’m wrong.

[@The8thKira]

When I started watching Kevin recently, I did NOT expect a cross over with the RuPaul extended universe, but I am so here for it

[@cearacoffey8800]

Seeing Lawrence really threw me through a loop 😅

[@chiaram.2156]

Love how Kevin made everything freezing and Dan made everything extremly hot

[@baileypierce181]

She's so supportive of his nonsense. I love it lmao

[@salo6724]

So glad you're posting right now, I really need the mood boost, and you're always delivering :D Edit: Anna is great!

[@Malficion]

Do you have a link to her VoD of the challenge? Curious how she fixed Kevin's mess

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Just imagining Kevin in court on murder charges and gets not guilty because he built a chess board LOL

[@LynnAgain83]

I like to think The spinning seal 🦭 meme that Kevin zones out to is completely factual. It also makes kev even more endearing than he already is.

[@music-channel69]

Kevin: Offers a course. Kevin: Doesn't accommodate the course. Kevin: Chessboard!

[@pedicle5509]

OH MY GOD THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MOMENT love you Kevin

[@offa643]

I love the skit at the start, never change Kevin you are too good at being chaotic

[@blancaamaya955]

Kevin ignoring what the “dean” said at the beginning is me when anyone talks to me

[@fridge_simp]

this may be a dumb question but who is 'dean'?

[@IsaacIsaacIsaacson]

@@fridge_simp Lawrence Chaney

[@Sillytillyx]

Thank god Anna took over from Kevin she always tries to justify Kevin’s sins

[@JarNO_WAY]

"ok, I gotta be careful, I've blown half of my money, most of it on parties" wow this sure is a realistic simulation of university

[@JhericFury]

Kevin should always have someone react to his insane builds

[@eternalsummer8409]

“No I want to use these rocks, they’re imported” literally how Stonehenge was built

[@sophiaenos2417]

Best ad Kevin has EVER run lmao.

[@IGiveUp11111]

University of Rock & Rock is off to a rocky start Kevin: I'm above that joke and I'll prove it by saying that it's off to a great start.

[@samichmachine]

WE LOVE A DRAG RACE *QUEEN COLLAB, YES!!! so nice and lovely to see you working with lgbtq artists, as a loooongtime lgbtq fan

[@alekspeacefulplant]

i mean technically it’s just a Lawrence collab

[@anthonymurphy8041]

Lawrence? Did I fall asleep part way through the video?? I've seen this dude's name pop up a couple times

[@alekspeacefulplant]

@@anthonymurphy8041 lawrence cheyney at the very beginning… bright purple, can’t miss the girlie

[@samichmachine]

@@alekspeacefulplant edited just for you to clarify that she's a queen from drag race, not there on behalf of the show. lemme know if that makes more sense/feels better

[@Lunar_Raven]

I wish I could tune people out like Kevin does. I'll avoid so much stress and headaches. Granted, it'll create stress and headaches in the future, but that's a problem for future me.

[@ghost_eevee]

Wow Kevin destroying lives just in time for the new school year

[@bambii-_]

i had this on in the background and the way my body just REACTED to the.,,, G note,, is unreal.

[@humlegard-gaming]

I really like when Kevin plays these types of games, keep up the good work and good content!

[@nevinstrayer3932]

"I wanna invest a few thousand in just rocks." - Someone with a promising future in geology

[@notional7983]

MCR making an appearance for the second time in this channel really makes me happy

[@citroken]

I just have to say how much I love kevin's editing and making a story outside of the gameplay itself. Also the hair looks extra cool today and im lowkey simpin that outfit

[@user_name_Len]

Is there a link to Anna's portion of the challenge?

[@iambornstellar117]

If Kevin destroyed the world, all he'd have to do is make a chessboard out of the smoldering ruins and Anna will forgive him.

[@Hepheat75]

I just can't get enough of Kevin's uploads.

[@kaiepic375]

my life has been really feckin shitty lately and this has put a smile on me face, thank you kevin :)

[@thetower8577]

*He treats these high school kids better than Jim Pickens treats his family*

[@jazexis9958]

I am slightly surprised on the number of rock puns and jokes this video. Surprised in that there weren’t more!!! Loved the vid it absolutely rocked

[@dynanamight]

Accurate representation of the education system I'd say, rock & rock genius.

[@technicolortyrant476]

Never underestimate Kevins ability to absolutely fuck everything up....on purpose. The true embodiment of chaos.

[@nicoley8844]

This title could easily apply to the sims rn

[@MissKittyBlake]

The amount of times Kevin says "rock" or "rocks" is so much, you can make it into a drinking game at this point. 😂

[@elitealex8985]

Kevin. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. My mental health sky rockets because of you

[@pureicefire]

same. I had a really rough day and this video helped

[@elitealex8985]

@@pureicefire I’ve had so many bad days but somehow Kevin always makes me laugh

[@what4494]

Kevin is really doing a service to the world, archeology is a field with so much room to grow! Think about how many places are able to be dug!!

[@ldftkelly]

i have to admit i saw anna stream and I had questions so i couldn't wait for kevin video Now it makes sense, thanks kevin

[@kquinnvandevelde1384]

Somehow this game was the one that made me realize I only watch gaming KZbinrs who absolutely fuck with the games. I haven't watched a single let's play of this game that hasn't been the person making a purposefully bad school 😂

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *This gameplay is so chaotic and it's extremely hilarious*

[@ZinoAmare]

Kevin is a genius, because offering Spy class but not actually teaching, they will come to him to complain, but he will say "You gotta find the class, or you aren't suited." And so he makes Bilions, because of course who wouldn't want to be a Spy trained by the Genius CallMeKevin.

[@ESCEra13]

Day 640 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@Lisa_Simpson_]

That sounds so cursed I love it

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Bruh

[@walnzell9328]

6:10 The Irish exchange student to the US wondering why the teachers are turning off the lights and handing out ballistic vests.

[@lukeh8002]

if you did this again so every gets the original school back. it be interesting to see how yours turned out you could do a before and after comparison.. i imagine anna would try to fix it then rt would break it all over again

[@infinitymystery21G]

In gray's own words "a full liquor bar"

[@lewisstewart857]

that a funny lookinh clown

[@astora7469]

I seriously believed this video was gonna be about the new Sims 4 pack.

[@the44law]

Holy crap, I never expected there to see Laurence Chaney and Kevin in the same video, this has made my year

[@Thepopcornator]

I mean, Indiana Jones' tantrums actually probably saved the world a few times.

[@flowerluna_aaa]

bro can we just talk about the *quality* of this video? like dang 😌

[@ninas5324]

This game is already chaotic by itself so Kevin playing this just puts the cherry on top hahaha