I made a boat engine out of fish

[@Ididathing]

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[@therock-yr8tk]

Ok

[@YourLocalAussies]

Happy nnn

[@IcyyOrange]

Hoorah

[@ZuperPotato]

ok

[@jawadalsebai5077]

nnah I'm good

[@Ididathing]

Edit* I have since found i massively stuffed up in this video in a way that i wasnt aware of. Do not place farmed fish in a body of water they do not belong in. As farmed fish and even just the water they are raised in can introduce diseases and harm other ecosytems. I sometimes get too excited with an idea and dont stop to consider wether i should actually do it.

[@BuffABean]

Okay

[@naturewalk4022]

You don’t have to explain yourself IDAT, it makes it less funny

[@MCNarret]

Was it the most ethical/best thing you could have done, hell no, should it be normalized, hell no, did you give those fish a life and a unique journey that no other fish had been on before without permanently injuring them, hell ya. Can't expect everyone to be perfect but yelling at you would be very very very low on the list of people who should be yelled at for such things.

[@death_by_stars8203]

I'm waiting for the barramundi population to suddenly explode in that bay they released themselves in.

[@blueberrytea-ib9gl]

I dont really care about killing fish or anything, but making them suffer by keeping them above water and just generally sressing them out by all the enviroment changes is what bothers me tbh

[@Spifyninja]

That shot of the fish loaded in the chutes is one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. Good work.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@manfredhaase4483]

Must be new

[@justmerc1642]

"Load torpedo tubes one to five!" "Aye sir!" *Das Barramundi*

[@naejelangelogonzales6623]

@Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

[@Variety_Pack]

@@EEEEEEEE I have been seeing you for years. Love your work, keep it up.

[@fordesponja]

Yeah, Australia is the only country in the world where you can find koalas in trees, kangaroos in your backyard and office workers in ponds.

[@1FatLittleMonkey]

And fish in harnesses.

[@petradegroot3578]

😂😂👍🏼

[@vulgardisplayoftruth2060]

I hate when I catch office workers fishing, lawyers are even worse.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

The group of fish has finally graduated from school, and are currently white collar workers

[@c2559-z9b]

and a guy on top of a fish chariot

[@ShoesShootsBBs]

no way we got fish slavery before GTA 6 💀

[@alexhlavka8838]

This comment is underrated

[@StonerTyranitar]

So far this has been the only GTA 6 joke I’ve found funny

[@qwopiretyu]

Mankind enslaved fish before the concepts of theft or automobiles

[@avril14th.]

"Fish slavery" is crazy💀

[@EC-dz4bq]

@@avril14th. I prefer the dark kind... of humor this video portrays.

[@Macks_Mustermann]

13:40 Seeing five fish dangle in the wind was probably the weirdest thing I saw today.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

It was so fucking funny man

[@noahlenhard7010]

I honestly would have been concerned if you had seen something weirder

[@availxe8639]

Are you expecting to find something weirder today or just hoping this is it?

[@cristiplopeanu]

so far ..

[@PabloPaster]

Probably?

[@Endgameeffcee]

Ahh the ol’ saying. “you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish… he will harness their fishpower and use them as a motor to pull his boat”

[@The-Gate-House-Grognard]

My grandfather used to warn me about this all the time

[@blescax]

For two minutes

[@Gre-Chaos]

... what? 🤔😐😑😐🤔

[@NoelleMain]

you mean "if a man teaches a fish"

[@lameshithead]

@@NoelleMain oh nooh no no no

[@Miss_Kisa94]

I love that the koi farmer was just like "nah don't use carp I got a better idea" 😭

[@pogo1027]

That koi farmer had been waiting his entire life to receive a phone call from some unhinged man looking to use fish as a boat motor

[@AndyAdventuring]

"Carp? What are ya stupid? Try these guys out..."

[@wiku7410]

He must have done that before

[@Itxquirk]

Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.......

[@SophiaAstatine]

Koi are a kind of carp, no?

[@ApexLion_]

people in the 1800s: by 2024 we'll have flying cars 2024: FISH POWERED BOAT

[@royalroyal2210]

2030 : FISH-POWERED TANK

[@owenainsworth2939]

How high is this dude when he draws up his plans. The carp railgun proposal was not the result of normal brain chemistry

[@irissupercoolsy]

it's the 🎇autism🎇

[@Olli-kay]

@@irissupercoolsy It's probably both :) Having Alexis as your best bud egging you on probs doesn't help either hahaha

[@amadeuscardenas4623]

Bro I wanna smoke now...

[@CorporalHawk848]

They’re just Aussie. Different brain waves from birth 😂

[@GreenTheem]

It’s just factual logic

[@BacktoBasics]

Those lilypads bring back great memories... Thanks for the good times, hope you've been well. xx

[@Noodle.009]

😂

[@Srymak]

wouldnt have taken him for a bottom but ig it makes sense

[@littleelectricity3401]

You have to be extremely good to do it under water

[@princelysnail1998]

Lololol

[@mhmepiccool2703]

Lake parra best

[@s3anp4ul]

Little known fact, before wild horses were domesticated cavemen used to measure in fishpower

[@angrymurloc7626]

Cars back then were less powerful so it didn't really matter that they hadn't invented numbers beyond 69

[@Unimoo420]

As a caveman I can attest this is how we measured our power

[@wan2shuffle]

TRUE. This Post Was Fact Checked By True American Patriots

[@it_is_i_deo]

I like to imagine that horsepower was just more speculative back then. "Hey Grug, you know that giant creature with maces for feet and a nutcracker for teeth? I reckon this steam engine is at least as powerful as about 6'a them" -Unga

[@abhisarkarmakar785]

i think you mean before horses were invented

[@TyErickson-i2s]

These fish need a workers union

[@aratosees]

Pretty sure Poseidon’s watching this like, ‘Finally, someone gets it!’

[@Blasckk]

Aquaman*

[@NianJKL]

He should have used 13 foot sturgeons

[@naejelangelogonzales6623]

@Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

[@Ad1nfernum]

​@@NianJKL I had for some reason assumed sturgeon would be slow relative to other fish (which in retrospect probably doesn't matter at all...) so I googled it, and wouldn't you know it, Government of Canada Publications has a paper from 1995 on the subject, "Swimming performance of lake sturgeon." I wonder who else was asking the question and why...

[@mrefish289]

Does he know?

[@vinc3112]

I love how he is just barefoot in every single situation

[@puffairfish1629]

i love their cute little feet

[@Miss_Kisa94]

Average Australian

[@BalaenicepsRex3]

Healthy feet

[@BrettWaltz-q5o]

this is for sure a new guy

[@dovatard]

@@puffairfish1629

[@__8120]

"A fish, is kind of like an engine" They hated him for he spoke the truth

[@The_Painting_Gamer]

True

[@thefriendlyallay]

@@The_Painting_Gamer wow this adds so much to the original comment

[@royalroyal2210]

He uncovered the truth of Atlantis!

[@benjaminbaker60]

"You can make a fish drink, but it won't lead you to water." -Confishus 14:55

[@TheDoggyGIR]

This may be one of the most unhinged videos yet... perfect!

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@zxrzFC]

i am so glad and also impressed that you actually took the effort to acclimate them to the sea water (and did it properly as well) so many people wouldn’t care and just chuck them straight into the new water

[@leachimy24]

Ted Bundy also turned on the heater before he hogtied his victims in his car.

[@DRGx3]

​​@@leachimy24Ted really was a thoughtful guy. Bless his heart

[@zxrzFC]

@@leachimy24 seems like a sound guy

[@UKsystems]

@@leachimy24 that wasn’t for the victims that was so he wasn’t cold

[@nicholasshackleferd]

Who are these people?

[@MeLLi-v-]

The secret super power of this channel is selecting the PERFECT music for every shot and scene. As he was croozing along with five fishpower, I just listened and was like ".....damn. I love being alive."

[@Mehhemo]

I know right haha, although I guess it was 4 fishpower later on? What's the ratio of fishpower to horsepower?

[@Skiman__]

The music in the kitchen aurora borealis is also top tier, fits the visuals perfectly

[@allanchon1361]

Yeah ngl i was in a pretty cagey mood but this cheered me up alot

[@hermaeusmora2945]

His music choices are absolute bangers...i just wish he'd put song titles in the description.

[@patrickchang9135]

​@@hermaeusmora2945 Could always try detecting the song with Shazam

[@betterbaulball]

Those fish just got the best workout any fish has ever gotten. Pulling a boat with a dude in it up-wind. Boutta be jacked

[@RuneSwagga]

NEVER, in 28 year of life, have i ever thought of tying a harness around a fish. This is ground breaking. It could be a source of infinite energy. I would patent this immediately.

[@DJCReptiles]

Sharks would be a better source of power since they never stop moving. Maybe we should be domesticating seals or dolphins for this purpose though. I’m only half joking

[@gargolus.]

It's not ground breaking. It's water breaking. . . I'm sorry

[@derp3044]

​@@DJCReptilesalready done in dororo

[@hackedbyBLAGH]

Infinite suffering

[@CheeseOfMasters]

@@hackedbyBLAGH Nobody minds when it's horses.

[@stonedyouri]

2:31 "punched a cone" means ripping the bong for anyone wondering

[@bullilite]

And "sucked off my first man" means he preformed oral on another bloke

[@Rock_Appreciator]

I've never heard that one lol, thanks

[@rexxyonpc]

​@Rock_Appreciator cause your not aussie enough 😂😅 it's okay tho we forgive you

[@juiceda6]

What did he say after that lol ?

[@glenni249]

​@@juiceda6He sucked off his first man under those lilly pads. I can't imagine you need that translated.

[@aiuipapito]

somewhere in the fish universe, there's a unhinged fish engineer using human corpses as land chariots

[@bable6314]

corpses?

[@thehans5726]

@@bable6314plenty of dead divers down there

[@CheeseOfMasters]

@@thehans5726 Still doesn't work.

[@dee_is_tired]

... the fish in the video are alive, why would they use human corpses?

[@nateh2665]

In an infinite universe it is possible.

[@AkilaAriyathilaka]

I was skeptical at first and then he actually did it! Absolute mad lad. respect.

[@nathanvanblommestein4316]

The best part is that you bought $200-$300 worth of fish to move a boat 10 metres and didn't even get to keep a single one

[@opal1076]

and made a few grands getting views off of it

[@jonaut5705]

@@opal1076 ok but the point of the comment wasn't about his money, it was that it's really inefficient

[@MrCazjd]

All it needed was grills on the ends of the pipes to cap them off so the fish couldn’t escape

[@ganjalfcreamcorn8438]

@@MrCazjd or to just not do it at all lol

[@yushouji8952]

​@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438but that wouldn't make a good youtube vid now is it

[@mystiquesquared]

Those 5 fish are gonna have the craziest ass story to tell. 😂

[@chgjake2230]

Did he teach them to talk too?

[@nothingbutpain863]

@@chgjake2230, mystiquesquarad means those fish will tell their relative about the crazy encounter.

[@chgjake2230]

@@nothingbutpain863 i was just joking lol

[@bankaihampter2802]

They ded

[@DrakeOFlame-u1z]

@@bankaihampter2802they alive

[@urbanlucky98]

imagine having friends who jump in a suit into the water for your youtube intro, that's a great friend.

[@Florafly]

Aleksa is a legend. ❤

[@FrancisR420]

To be fair he has made himself the target of the US government and Chevron assassins for Alexa's channel

[@grantcatdone3417]

*boyfriend

[@thermoking23]

@@grantcatdone3417 damn good for them

[@g.a13e]

*lover

[@davidjd123]

the funniest animal Abuse ever

[@geot735]

Kid: "Mom, can we buy an Aquaman Figurine?" Mom: "No, we have aquaman at home" Aquaman at home:

[@mr_pigman1013]

The Deep

[@haroldberman1341]

I don’t get it

[@christopherearth9714]

​ aquaman has a habit of jet-skiing on water using dolphins. this guy uses carp.

[@somerandomguy4240]

Should ask her to buy you some original jokes instead.

[@MaizeSnallygaster]

This is the offishal method of transportation that Australian Santa uses to pull his sleigh.

[@austins.2495]

“offishal” is either the dumbest spelling I have ever seen, or most clever pun I have ever seen.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

Either that or some feral water buffaloes of Australia. Why use hard to source animals when you can just use invasive species?

[@batt3ryac1d]

It used to be 6 white kangaroos but the guy that wrote that song was Rolf Harris so santa went and bought some barramundi instead 😅

[@nayhem]

Buncha lazy carp ain't gonna get you off the South Pole, that much is certain.

[@CrimsonMey]

​@@minhducnguyen9276 water buffalo? Invasive species? Do you not eat them? They taste good.

[@ShypaxGaming]

the fact you ate the mealworms for a 5 second clip and a very bad joke shows dedication , i salute you straya'man

[@sarahnoel666]

The commitment to bits that someone could easily miss if they looked at their phone for 2 seconds, is why I love this man

[@StonedtotheBones13]

Tbf, loads of ppl eat bugs 🤷

[@KleefFerid]

That clip is from an older video about a North Korean cookbook, I think. Ooo, that was a good video. Yeah, nice. Haha, look at me talking to myself, again. Jeez, man, you've got to stop doing that.

[@givlupi2686]

He's pretty obviously just pretending to eat them

[@asa_9469]

no one is as committed to the bit as idat

[@steelwoolsheep7960]

The other fish will never believe them

[@yuqipan7570]

Now THIS is podracing

[@RolandHazoto]

No, if they were dolphins it would be pod racing

[@VeeNVu]

Pondracing

[@Ponydress123]

chef's kiss comment

[@lycandusk7263]

unfortunately not codracing

[@cellokid5104]

*codracing

[@columnfellow6955]

I imagine that one much larger shark with a much more advanced harness would work better. We need a part two. Good luck.

[@AllahDoesNotExist]

Sea turtles or manta ray. Or dolphins probably best bet

[@DivineDevilDevlin]

Killer whales would be sick!

[@columnfellow6955]

@AllahDoesNotExist don't think sea turtles have enough pulling power, and they're a bit of a legal Grey area anyways. Dolphins maybe, but they're too smart. (Besides. Sharks are probably the most dangerous, and that's funny.)

[@navydave5238]

@@columnfellow6955 Maybe you could use the intelligence by training them to pull. If you use dolphins you might as well use orcas for more pulling power.

[@Runpulator]

Touch a Marine Mammal.... Nearly all governments and people want to make examples out of wildlife harassers and cruel people.​@@DivineDevilDevlin

[@jaytee9111]

Using dogs to pull sleds: ethical Using horses to pull carriages: ethical Using oxen to pull plows: ethical Using fish to pull boats: unethical?

[@magicdolphin3090]

these historically have been rampant with abuse, not a good example. just because society has normalized a behavior, doesnt make it okay.

[@jaytee9111]

@@magicdolphin3090 Owning dogs is ethical. Abusing dogs is unethical. Obviously adding abuse to something makes it unethical, even if it originally was not.

[@jurel-enlatado1]

Dogs, horses and oxen don't have to be asphyxiated to put their harnesses on. Also, some would argue that all those things are also unethical

[@mm-gk6xg]

not intending to argue im not knowledgeable enough on fish ethics, but i think part of the difference is that those animals have all been domesticated over centuries (millennia?), the fish may have been raised in a farm but thats not the same level of generational domestication i dont think. plus someone else in the comments pointed out that fish are very sensitive to feel minute changes in water direction/temperature/pressure so the harnesses could be much more uncomfortable for them, then theres also just the fact of holding them outside of the water for an amount of time which suffocates them momentarily, and all of these things combined just stressing them out a bunch

[@jaytee9111]

@mm-gk6xg Gotta start somewhere. I'm sure the first horses to pull a carriage didn't know what was going on either.

[@soul-da-eater]

We got fishes as workers before GTA 6 💀

[@danj9548]

"What are you doing?" "Not much, just taking my fish for a walk"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@The_Painting_Gamer]

Underrated

[@daniel-johnson_dam]

Eh, I once bought a live lobster at the grocery for 20 bucks and walked it around the mall for about 2 hours before a guy asked me if he could buy the now very dusty lobster for 60 dollars Profit Farewell Bernard, gone but not forgotten

[@thegunslinginghero]

You didn't nearly use enough back hair and turtles Mate. That's how the greatest pirate ever escaped an unescapable island.

[@NoScope_SoT]

No rum?🤨

[@razorbackjack7880]

ayyyye, sea turtles!

[@theonegopnikwhoprogramsthings]

wheres the rum gon

[@jc_art_]

This is a reference to something but i cant remember what

[@razorbackjack7880]

Pirates of the Caribbean when Mr Gibbs is explaining to Will about how Captain Jack got off the island.

[@faragar1791]

Maybe instead of putting a harness on the fish, just put a net around the tube and have the fish push against a soft net. Or, have a soft mesh net around the fish inside the tube, that way the pulling force is applied evenly around the fish and will be less likely to hurt or hinder them.

[@whs1pmjazz]

you're not wrong, but yeah he's totally going to be repeating this

[@olivermonks2568]

It is not going to hurt them any less, and they were not hurt by harnesses

[@Reubachi]

@@olivermonks2568while you are correct and I of course agree with your point/see no issue with this experiment…the idea is that these animals can’t provide consent regardless.

[@Vo2dai]

@@Reubachi "There are no laws against the fish, batman..."

[@RPG-Center]

@@Reubachi what?

[@hyuckleberry]

Thank you so much, I was really struggling with this math problem in school

[@skipinkoreaable]

The ultimate solution is to breed really smart fish.

[@liliowen2132]

You should see how many children it takes to pull your car next, in case it breaks again. I thought children and fish would be similar as they both can be found in schools.

[@nottherealChickenJoe]

Children are kind of like an engine....

[@adrawingprotogen2994]

​Easy to catch aswell ​@nottherealChickenJoe

[@phantomzero906]

Ngl I would watch that. You’ll also have to account for age groups, gender, and activity.

[@EffectualPoet]

Ha

[@gritilazz_3478]

@@phantomzero906 lmao, a genuine biology report based on this would be hilarious

[@orionsarrow1025]

I’ve watched the video title change three times and the thumbnail change twice… it’s reminded me of how fleeting and precious existence truly is

[@liliowen2132]

@@orionsarrow1025 Memento Mori 🤍🖤

[@SeMake]

Some youtubers have access to a feature where they can upload a video with multiple titles and thumbnails and youtube will recommend them to you randomly to see which one gets clicked the most and then keeps that one.

[@Spiker985Studios]

One of the early wish wrote this

[@3picninjaboy]

@@SeMake every youtube has access to that feature. A lot of them just don't use it for whatever reason

[@TheJunky228]

@@SeMake I get why creators would want to use it to search for more appealing titles and thumbnails.... but I hate it as a user because I'll see a title/thumbnail and put it in a list to watch for later, then not recognize it later when I see it with the changed details. or I end up thinking it's a new video and get disappointed that it's one I've seen, etc.

[@notyomama1306]

5:50 is the funniest thing i have seen on this channel in like 6 years, the fish smacking the ground and the look of astonishment and defeat is perfect.

[@3DWaffle457]

​@TrickORTreattttwho the fuck asked

[@logankaibel2372]

@TrickORTreatttt what the hell does this have to do anything?

[@owo1744]

@@logankaibel2372 Its a scammer

[@Hawk7886]

​@TrickORTreattttit's a spam bot, just report and ignore

[@dontknowwhoiam9891]

Someone please post that clip somewhere without context

[@donywahlberg]

"So I did the fish maths...and this is going to work. They're angry."

[@sigataros]

killing fish for food: ethical harnessing fish for propulsion: unethical

[@yankis.]

Well the first one is essential

[@rishyiv]

​@@yankis. very weird moral compass

[@rishyiv]

i just see every species other than humans as lesser

[@yankis.]

@@rishyiv I think every human would pick quick death over torture

[@nicholasgold9021]

@@yankis. I'm not sure I would define being tied up lightly enough that I can slip out in two minutes as torture. Shit, I think a lot of bondage folks would probably fire their mistress after something like that.

[@Geto-Dac]

im from Europe and we eat carp . just have to know how to make it . its delicious .Brined Carp Ingredients: 1 kg carp (cleaned and cut into steaks) 1 liter water 100 ml vinegar 2-3 tablespoons salt 1-2 bay leaves 10-12 black peppercorns 4-5 cloves of garlic (smashed) Fresh parsley (for garnish) Optional: slices of lemon Instructions: Prepare the Brine: In a large pot, combine water, vinegar, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and smashed garlic. Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce heat and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let it cool slightly. Cook the Carp: Place the carp steaks in a shallow dish or a large pot. Pour the warm brine over the fish, ensuring they are fully submerged. If necessary, you can add more water to cover the fish completely. Let the carp marinate for at least 2 hours, or ideally overnight in the refrigerator. Grill the Fish: Preheat the grill or a grill pan. Remove the carp from the brine and allow it to drain slightly. Grill the carp steaks for about 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through and nicely charred. Serve: Transfer the grilled carp to a serving plate. Garnish with fresh parsley and optional lemon slices. Serve hot, accompanied by polenta or a fresh salad.

[@mertzanakia]

which country and region is this recipe from?

[@bleach3888]

the absolute lengths europeans will go to eat garbage

[@Keksemann666]

Sounds like Czechia Poland or east Germany ​@@mertzanakia

[@broek6075]

​@@mertzanakiaif he's using polenta I'm thinking northern Italy

[@leighhandley8928]

Sounds like many complicated difficult steps not to taste disgusti g mud fish

[@greyscale1092]

He did a thing

[@greyscale1092]

@ idk, he just did

[@tomfoolery7777]

yes sir

[@gaemer3967]

He sure did

[@gameperson-se7is]

@greyscale1092 timestamp? (i don't believe you)

[@vishwajeetdahale882]

@@gameperson-se7is 17:30 hope this helps ;)

[@i3oot897]

That is probably the reason why animals are trying to kill you in Australia

[@SHMOUSEY86]

I see now. Cars have horsepower and boats have fishpower. Next idea: how many crows does it take to paramotor over the pyramids

[@davidcool5189]

I feel like African swallows might be a better choice.

[@samuelmellars7855]

Crows? Use a bird native to the area! Vulture for Egypt, maybe? Condor in South America, I reckon.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

@ yeah no one says _The Pyramids_ to refer to any of the ones in North or South America. Either way, the Egyptian pyramids are taller and much more of a spectacle for someone to fly over. Not to mention the fact that the American Pyramids are usually located in jungles and/or dense forests, so trying to take off and land would be significantly more difficult and dangerous than in the desert. Either way, crows are native to Egypt, and were symbolic of a lot of different things in ancient Egyptian culture including love, sickness, death, and divinity. Plus, they're very intelligent and easy to train, given the fact that they're some of the most intelligent animals on the planet. Also if the question is "how many", then why would you get the biggest avian birds possible? You'd clearly want average sized birds. TL;DR- No.

[@harry-nl7wn]

amazing how everyone in the comments is now suddenly a fish chariot expert

[@crappyshorehen8201]

If noone knows anything about fish chariot beforehand, then even if you know so little about it, you are still technically an expert.

[@junova7503]

@@crappyshorehen8201 Shit, you've got a point.

[@jmt8706official]

I would like to go back in time and watch the Roman fish chariot races.

[@Kiwi2703]

13:35 I think this might be the single funniest image I've seen in any of your videos

[@Kokurorokuko]

Looks like a fish bazooka

[@Feirho123]

fr lmaoooo

[@thestarspark2288]

I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is literally crying from laughing so much

[@wpjohn91]

Bird hot tub intro

[@Totsy30]

I think it’s something about how calm the fish seem in the moment. Like they’re just chillin, dangling in their pipes

[@callmeandoru2627]

Most unethical experiment I've ever seen. And I love it

[@gamb]

we got enslaved fish chariots before gta 6

[@Luximetro]

15:38 mate just casually starts walking on water while recording

[@lemonman38]

Jesus

[@Rockety521]

​@@lemonman38I have no idea if you're referencing Him or if you are using an interjection lol

[@GoldenPotatoKing]

he zoomed in

[@AllGoodOutside]

The koi farmer Trash talking the carp“ Yeah you don't want to hire him he's lazy AF”

[@zeepro_tv]

It's true. If you hook one far enough off shore, you typically end up dragging them in on their side.

[@joshuacottenham9149]

No fish were harmed or abused in the making of this video OK, now that the animal activist are gone, who wants race their fish powered boats?

[@MetastaticMaladies]

If the harness was attached to the bottom of the pipe as well as the top, it would work better, as the harness makes them turn upwards when they want to swim fast. But also, I think having a small net on the front of each pipe, with a hole just large enough for their snout to fit through would work best instead of a harness. That way their head would be fixed into the net and they could swim semi-freely without the obstruction of the harness.

[@GoatKnife]

We got a fish chariot expert over here

[@Jpcooldood]

i bet you think your soooo smart, ive been working on fish chariots for 23 years and they way he did it was standard regulation

[@MetastaticMaladies]

Lol oddly enough I have done this before, but with something much smaller.

[@campbellhenderson9335]

How did you get your cylinder out of the tube ​@@MetastaticMaladies?

[@MetastaticMaladies]

@@campbellhenderson9335 I don’t know what you’re referring to? What cylinder and what tube? If you’re talking about his set up, mine was completely different. I used a modified fish tank and netting. A lot less work than what he did lol

[@jezzathegoat]

9:45 The guy just needed someone to talk to mate

[@ezor5609]

Yes, him talking about his son actually got me a bit sad, Idat is probably around the same age that his son would be were he alive.

[@gaemer3967]

that was definitely a bit, not real so don't worry.

[@GingerHead.]

@@gaemer3967i hope 😢

[@miadiamia]

funniest part of the video it's so jarring i love ut

[@ezor5609]

@@gaemer3967 I was unsure if that were the case, either way it's definitely the reality for many parents.

[@SjoerdBeukers]

7:33 I think fish are supposed to sink.

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

fish are supposed to remain neutrally buoyant. a sinking or floating fish are both problems

[@pali3329]

In Hungary, where carp is a native fish we eat them and find them quite tasty.

[@everything_LK_Banda]

7:01 And if this looks unethical to you, that's because it is 😂😂

[@iluomopeloso]

A few ideas for improvement: 1) Use a net that fits around the fish (leaving their faces, gills, and fins free to work) to more effectively hold them. 2) Make the tubes a few inches longer and put netting "doors" on them. If the fish "slip their traces", they'll still be contained. 3) For steering, you want the "fish yoke" to be mounted on a swivel under the tongue. Then mount a crossbar to the bow of the boat. Mount pulleys on the end of the crossbar. Run ropes out from where you sit, through the pulleys, and then forward to the "fish yoke". This should give you enough leverage to point them in the direction you wish. Good luck with version 1.1!

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@cbplayz2374]

Please never make another one of these they're too cursed.

[@ars85202]

Please don't make improvements, this thing is too cursed the way it is now

[@proot.]

Since they've got the tube, they could probably ditch the harness altogether. Just make the tube narrow enough that the fish can't turn around, and put meshing over the ends so the fish can't escape.

[@Jorged18]

​@@proot.The fish won't have an incentive to swim forward then since it would be obstructed, i feel like the harness makes it think that its actually free to swim forward thus incentivising it

[@kaik168]

1:10 "Divorce, which I don't want to happen again". Boys, we got an IDAT lore update!

[@silverXnoise]

They got married at Disney World back when they were gay just to annoy Florida, but sadly it didn’t last beyond the honeymoon. At least they can still be -occasionally- frequently homoerotic chums.

[@StonedtotheBones13]

I think we got a lot of lore in that few min 😂

[@aksharaxx_09]

That was a bit bro 😭😭

[@beermakeup4555]

U think so? Lolol​@@aksharaxx_09

[@miskatonic6210]

No matter how you try to frame it: It's animal abuse.

[@Elenaaahh]

This is psycho behavior tbh

[@jeoffreyauscia6841]

This looks like it could've been a Mythbusters episode

[@SIedgeHammer83]

This is the most flintstone boat I've ever seen.

[@schurik4n]

Remember this man is not suicidal and isn't going to go missing because of his invention He is kinda suicidal with his explosive hammer when i think about it

[@AnonNopleb]

If they can't fake that, they'll try to sabotage his inventions. Pretty sure they already made a move and tampered with the one fish that escaped the harness.

[@spingebill8551]

The establishment big oil does not want you to know this boating tip

[@Someone-sc2hk]

Big fish is gonna get him

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Correct

[@CDCI3]

​@TrickORTreatttt This bot ain't even doing its job right.

[@guest301500]

I was thinking, a fish-shaped net would have been better than a harness.

[@MH_Binky]

I'm not surprised you made this video. I am surprised you were sponsored to make this video.

[@alexmichailow3658]

Honestly I'm impressed with the video. I know some people think it's unethical or whatever but it's the identity of this channel and I hope you never loose that

[@azraelthecat5044]

That doesn’t excuse it, though. Saying “it’s the identity of the channel” doesn’t make it any less unethical or morally acceptable.

[@Gunbudder]

i think the most efficient way would be to pyrolyze the fish and turn it into charcoal and then use that charcoal to run a coal powered steam engine. you should also be able to burn the fish gas that comes off from pyrolyzing to get extra power. i've seen people do this with bees to make bee charcoal and create heat during the winter

[@linecraftman3907]

What the hell 🤣

[@LMAx22Nissart]

Never thought I’d hear about bee charcoal

[@proot.]

@@LMAx22Nissart Yeah codyslab did it in a video a while back, while seeing what all he could turn into charcoal.

[@duchoang5410]

Fish gas

[@KarolOfGutovo]

you can burn the fish after it gets hungry or tired after you use it as an engine first. For sort of hybrid fish engine.

[@Ihelps]

I knew fish weren't completely useless in the industrial sense

[@itskhro]

How many housefly's does it take for an organic jetpack next.

[@jyrolys6]

Tiny wings like that give next to no lift. The contraption itself would exceed the weight it can move.

[@GODbckwrds1102]

Man, this is probably the first of your videos that makes me ethically conflicted

[@99773-HGG]

Bro it's just fish what would have been the difference if he just decided to cook em all up, and eat em. This fish got to live except one.

[@TheOgreponfan]

Check his comment

[@99773-HGG]

@@TheOgreponfan Huh

[@azraelthecat5044]

@@99773-HGG cause the fish would’ve been dead. Dumbest shi I’ve read all day. You don’t just eat the fish alive or cook it alive it would’ve been dead prior to cooking it. Further this causes stress to the fish and basically torturing it as if u killed it and ate it, it would’ve need to suffer.

[@shellshocked2323]

If I'm trapped on a deserted island, I'm bringing ididathing with me, stupid brilliance and I love it.

[@jaredthomas5637]

I mean, if we get to pick our Aussie youtuber then I want the guy from Primitive Technology for my island.

[@FrancisR420]

If I'm trapped in a deserted island Ididathing is the last person I would want to be there, that dude is eating me day one

[@juliee593]

You're bringing him with you on a deserted island because he's good at inventing things. I'm bringing him with me on a deserting island because he's hot. We are not the same

[@shellshocked2323]

@juliee593 PREACH

[@jmt8706official]

I'm bringing Ozzy Man.

[@umbrellacorp.]

People ask our Umbrella Scientists why. We answer, why Not?.👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

[@Chokymilk.]

9:46 “and he died in Afghanistan” man does not care he will rant to any one

[@stroopyy]

the fish won (good)

[@laughingman3777]

0:10 Catching a corporate yuppie is next level Meta and downright hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 How many people caught* that? 😉

[@arnaudFbr]

can't understand the jokeeeee can you explain please?

[@laughingman3777]

@arnaudFbr Yuppie rhymes with guppie, a type of fish. The joke is he tried to catch a fish, presumably a guppie but he dragged out a salary man instead.

[@YerUnclePhil]

It totally felt like it was inspired by Monty Python or Kids in the Hall.

[@phoenixeragon6404]

He caught a case

[@SBChaevok]

I was going to say, "duh" - but the comments before me show that maybe there are some that didn't get it. Interesting. lol

[@-Raylight]

*"There's no laws against fish Batman"* -Alex while did the thing, probably

[@haabyalexis]

He's doing the thing

[@volcanic_sloth]

"i caught a pokemon, batman"

[@PentaromaLMA0]

That koi farmer is unhinged for making an actually good suggestion

[@Ratssssssssssssss]

If you live in Australia, you would know he posted this at 12 in the fucking morning. no dont ask why Im awake

[@patrickhector]

Only 10:30 pm in perth tbf

[@ThePenisMan]

I’m subscribed to KZbinrs who live in the same time zone as me who have uploaded at like 2 am+ rookie numbers

[@StonedtotheBones13]

I was wondering. It's 3 pm when I'm waking up and seeing it. No don't ask why I'm waking up

[@rosiejl2798]

I think because he left it to the last minute to post before the month was up and the sponsorship video was due.

[@janemba42]

I always hear about Aussies punching cones... I hope this Cone guy is alright

[@4Poundjellybean]

They should be punching kony2012 amirite

[@smolbrendan5978]

@@4Poundjellybean snake aging gif

[@ChrisPacheco-w5b]

Putting a rubber seal over the end of the lasso 17:20 would of kept them in place better

[@lgb4]

This is a peculiar gentleman.

[@bigboi2724]

Indeed 🧐

[@Skyzhyper]

Now this is what I’ve been waiting for, slowly growing my fish army to pull me to the finish line

[@JohnyRapidCarrot]

that's cool, but you know what's cooler? riding a fish with a saddle

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

Bet let me just hop on a dolphin.

[@zytr0x108]

@@R.K_ChalkboardA zoology expert, I see.

[@bable6314]

@@R.K_Chalkboard He said fish, not mammal.

[@stingyyyyy2250]

Great video but also to a lot of people saying this is inhumane: A lot of animals in the meat industry go through some pretty fucked up shit. this is mercy compared to what a lot of dairy animals and stuff go through. im not saying that this isn't hurting the animals, but comparatively this is not that bad compared to the previous life the Barramundi were living.

[@nameideasis0]

Pinned comment

[@FluffyDragonDrawing]

I would be down for a scary and traumatizing time with the possibility of being freed instead of farmed for death shortly.

[@cheebsgod873]

Bro took “I’ll call you back, I gotta walk my fish” to another level 😂😂

[@Fiqu64]

the last thing id do is get in a random body of water in Australia

[@K31TH3R]

For those wondering "wait, is it the water or the land that you're supposed to avoid in Australia?" The answer is "Yes".

[@VEE3RDEYE]

barefoot around eels is ballsy

[@bobhanson1037]

Footsy

[@ThePenisMan]

Electric eels aren’t eels and moray eels live in the ocean. Other than that they’re mostly regular fish in terms of danger

[@1FatLittleMonkey]

You should see him around angle-grinders.

[@Wolphie]

I mean, he's Australian, he's probably used to wildlife trying to kill him on a daily basis 🤣

[@hapybratt8640]

@@1FatLittleMonkey or crabs, or home-made guns, or...

[@Corvin.z]

“He's the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

[@someguycalledCh0wdah]

"now this may seem unethical, and that's because it is."

[@tylerz4851]

Watching boy-boy then this is like moving between bizzaro worlds or something. Not complaining, both are excellent

[@stroopyy]

Boy Boy is the political messaging, and IDAT is the techonological advancement that will support it. This video is for renewable energy and the rest of IDAT's videos are for the weapons necessary for the revolution.

[@Mystery-pd6jc]

Man invents the world's shittest motor

[@резня-п1е]

if horses were as slippery we'd never reach an industrial revolution

[@Web_2567]

“You have to pull my chariot but if you escape or I get bored I’ll let you go free.”

[@razaplaysch]

you’re so cool, i wish australia was real

[@BeeWCUEeEe]

Australia is real buddy come over here

[@messyg-tar2251]

9:50 i love these random conversations you have with randoms while on a riverbed haha

[@EggyGTO]

look at his line.. :))

[@stroopyy]

the fish won (good)

[@Yungdarius]

5:18 NOW YOU START QUESTIONING THE ETHICS!!!

[@marcbeebee6969]

Thats what she said