If Atheists Sounded Like Christians

[@melissagee6806]

"Gravity has a plan for you" Yes, it does. It loves me far too much

[@indianinja420]

VGF80 WILL I BE A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TOO!? :O

[@timferguson6192]

Every time I think of gravity, it only gets me down :(

[@nrellis666]

Gravity is only a theory...

[@everyfoxgiven7903]

Gravity will never let me go

[@Gericho49]

who is this obnoxious, self- deprecating , semi-evolved young punk voicing this equally obnoxious video. Asking stupid questions like where would i find God or who created God is as stupid as asking in what test tube could I isolate the abstract laws of logical and mathematics that define the IMmaterial laws of science. Now some atheists sometimes claim these truths were invented not discovered. Really, by what your brain chemistry? Speaking of "reality" I get asked how could an immaterial being as a cause, affect changes in the material world then ask yourself why should the physical realm be subject to such metaphysical truths. Hawking farcically claims a Law such as gravity created the universe out of nothing. Of course anyone not committed to the philosophy of scientific materialism, can see that temporal, immaterial truths can only come from an atemporal immaterial cause. The finitude of past time is an axiom that no atheist can refute which demands Creation ex nihilo.

[@kennylex]

Just remember, Marie Curie died for or your knowledge.

[@TheGoukaruma]

That's true.

[@hexenwulfen]

i like this one

[@rembrandt972ify]

Forget Curie and Jesus. Stars died for you.

[@apophis7712]

And The Sun said "Let there be light!"

[@paris293]

Well, Christians saying "Jesus died for your sins" is not 100% false, as there is a lot of evidence apart from the bible that Jesus did exist, although whether he is the son of God or not cannot be confirmed by this evidence

[@dustinf49]

"If you fall, I'll be there."-*Ground*

[@katherinelopez6787]

*clapping hands*

[@philipvoinea2302]

*half-hearted clap*

[@sarahbrianbuetow8158]

Unless you reach an orbital distance and velocity, then I can't catch you.

[@st.peterfuneral2981]

unless you land in a trampoline, or a random bed outside

[@lizcorvese512]

"I know it's frustrating that your glass shattered on the floor... but remember, gravity has a plan for you." New favorite quote.

[@MouseGoat]

if you call constanly pulling you towards a greata mass, a plan!, i feel like that is a bit of a misure of the word plan.

[@skyechen2673]

The glass was just following the shortest path being guided by the geodesic of the fabric of spacetime. There's no escaping gravity's master plan that was figured out by the great scientist Albert Einstein who listened to the universe talk to him by doing thought experiments every single day of his life. He then recorded and published his findings in a peer-reviewed journal and that's the end of it... Until new evidence becomes available.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Skye Chen science is all ways the answer

[@iridium137]

I think you missed: "You're a Christian? What traumatic event happened to you?"

[@TheStalkingEmu]

The great thing about that one is that it's actually true. Christians often prey on those in an emotionally weak state.

[@aemm1234]

I was in a Christian fraternity for my first year of university (and my last year attempting to be a Christian) and every single Christian there that hadn't been raised Christian had accepted Christ at one of the lowest points in their lives. Their issues were real issues, but I don't understand trusting your brain in a fragile state to decide what reality is for the rest of your life.

[@JordanBeagle]

iridium137 Yeah, lol, too true

[@jimbaerg1100]

iridium137: I'm nerdy enough that I checked the table of isotopes & found there is no way that isotope could exist.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Y'all just wanna pray! Why do you hate yourself so much? The fool has said in his mind... there is no science.

[@KiidDivine3]

"I do good in the world because it's the atheist thing to do" 😂

[@109367]

I was telling a customer as I rang up her purchases around Christmas that my family was sponsoring another less fortunate family with three small children this holiday, so that the children didn't have to miss out on getting gifts their parents could not afford. She said 'oh that's great, we're also sponsoring a family, it's the Christian thing to do!' Thankfully she turned and left right after saying that because I don't think a smile has ever left my face so fast. My family is nonreligious lol

[@chadrasmussen3685]

Kid Divine I do good in the world bc christ commands me to simply just to be good just because God rewards us in eternity does not mean christains only do good for rewards

[@larcenarson]

Kid Divine as soon as he said that I read your comment at the same time 😂

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Chad Rasmussen I call that self-desception. Or do you not also belive that you'd be judged and punished if you questioned your "god's" commands? If so, the truth is that your beliefs are nothing more than an internalised Stockholm syndrome by proxy, as the conveniently invisible and incorporeal surpreme authority your beliefs rely on is nothing more than a means for the psycopaths who compiled the bible from adapting older myths used to shift the focus of the reactions to their extortion racket off themselves and make it into a self-replicating pyramid scheme that was so successful it outlived them by millenia.

[@jackdaniels9133]

Brian Dwiggins except for all the people that were killed for not believing or questioning god right? I mean the egyptians, the babalonians, the philistines? I mean fuck those people right? How dare they be brought up believing in other religions they deserve to all die and burn in hell.

[@ozchoz]

Hi, we're librarians from the library of Charles Darwin of latter day scholars and we'd like to talk to you about science.

[@mackenziejosephine]

if this is a thing where can I sign to join?

[@sutanpuu]

Cyber: err. doesn't scientololgy already exist? Believe me, you don't want to turn science into religion

[@devanharripersad5730]

Sign me up bro .

[@troyevitt2437]

I'm from the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witlessness.

[@devanharripersad5730]

:D arent those the clean shaved , short hair , shirt in pants white guys ?

[@turtle376]

I have a personal relationship with reality

[@ryangrube2389]

We all do. In the psychological construction of our sense of self, we differentiate our identity from all that is not ourself ie. external reality. This sense of self then engages with this magananimous other in servitude, trying to learn how to behave properly to gain its favor. As your relationship with reality becomes more aligned (through obedience, gratitude, forgiveness, unconditional love etc.) you have become intimate with God, knowing and being known by Her. It’s as real a relationship as any, and as real as the belief that we exist as separate from the cosmic whole. Reason loves us all, though we know Her by different names in our existential imperfection.

[@baryonyxfan3911]

I did too. It gave me ADHD and an anxiety disorder. We don’t like each other.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Baryonyx Fan lol

[@drewbricks7934]

Me too. Jesus died to save you from your sins. The one true reality.

[@Sonofsun.]

me too

[@leptitFelix22]

How about "Why are you so angry at science?"

[@sajaak940]

or, "Why are you so angry at science if you don't believe in it?" xD

[@AmericanStreetCorner]

leptitFelix22 You're just mad at science. Science will forgive you though.

[@DemonEyeXGamer]

leptitFelix22 because it proves them wrong.

[@hundejahre]

Or, "What bad experiment did you perform that made you hate science so much?" "Did an evolutionary biologist touch you inappropriately?"

[@hunters.blevins3577]

We're not angry at science, we're angry at atheist being jerks and twisting science

[@ReiYuriko]

As a farmer I would love it if people took a moment to think about all the people who worked hard to produce the food that they are eating.

[@kirin4244]

An Aunt of mine is a dedicated farmer. Serious respect for you guys!

[@quarteracreadventures855]

Thanks!

[@maxng7916]

Thank you for giving me food to eat,I respect your hardwork, not a ???????? who takes all the credit.

[@ENZOxDV9]

you are the real gods

[@fishyc150]

Alex108 no. because we pay them for it. I don't spare a thought for the person that put my bread on the shelf before I bought it either.

[@JordanBeagle]

"Before we eat, let's thank the farmers who cultivated this food" now that one makes sense!

[@pauligrossinoz]

Well... in the general case farmers are supposed to profit from their labours, so it seems a bit over-the-top to give thanks every meal after already paying them for the food.

[@JordanBeagle]

Paul Gross Yeah, lol, the idea is that we should be grateful to God for enabling food to grow and us to be blessed enough to afford eating

[@pauligrossinoz]

***** - yeah, and by analogy, since the farmers are not omnipresent like the Christian god supposedly is, the "thanks" would necessitate a phone call, or perhaps a text message. ... unless the farmers have your house bugged. ;-)

[@JordanBeagle]

Paul Gross Yeah and you'd probably have to text a lot of people if you wanted to thank everyone! ; )

[@ministryofarguments3525]

I think it was...... blessed are the cheese makers!

[@greatdanelegend7001]

You're christian? I'll think for you This is amazing :D

[@eliusaucedo6227]

GreatDaneLegend aka GoldDoGGY maybe you should make a video thinking for Christians, and teach them with your illuminated knowledge you posses.

[@bryanwashere5010]

People in my family are about to hate you for teaching me that one......

[@etona6147]

That made my day lmao

[@meeeee9407]

I am having exactly that kind of conversation right now! TheLastCheezCurd TheLastCheezCurd 53 minutes ago Mee Eee but what says there was no God who created the earth, and what says that the witnesses of it just wrote down fictional stories or “fake news” as many atheists are calling it. Mee Eee Mee Eee 26 minutes ago (edited) There are, 30,000 different versions of Christianity, Sunnis, Shiites, Theravada, Mahayana & Vajrayana, Reform, Conservative, and Orthodox Judaism, and that's just the different versions of the most populous world religions, if one of those were "correct" the vast majority, if not ALL of those left would be "fake news". There is however two theories that would make all of those above Mythology, and therefore classic literature, not the truth as some are led to believe. These theories are yet to experimentally proven incorrect, despite many failed attempts, they are the theory of evolution, and the theory of gravity. If either one of these theories are incorrect, it is possible that one of the hundreds of thousands of theories created about GOD over the centuries is correct TheLastCheezCurd TheLastCheezCurd 19 minutes ago Mee Eee that is where you are wrong, it is a widely known thought that there are over 30,000 Christian denominations, but there is not even near that amount Mee Eee Mee Eee 49 seconds ago I will assume that by pointing out the 30,000 number as false, you find the rest of my argument to be without flaw?

[@phaolo6]

I'd prefer: _"I'll reason for you"_

[@JayWinderciasucks]

my family sends me to a christian school because they think private school is better than public school and it gets rather awkward when my classmates ask what church i go to since my mom and i are atheist

[@HyperGameingBros]

Jay I will think for you.

[@JayWinderciasucks]

XFile N thanks lol

[@joshrasberry621]

Jay That sounds fucking amazing. Respond with "The one by wonderland, it talks about non-bullshit things"

[@TheDragonfriday]

Jay your family is right about private school is better the. Public, because... bunch of shit heads in school. In my school there's bunch of low life trash thug life kids... school is getting worst overtime now.

[@counterclockwiseemu8447]

The same thing happened to me when I was in kindergarten and I got bullied for it, so I made up a lie that I was Christian just to fit in. That is one of my biggest regrets to this day.

[@anonymousone6250]

2:10 "Before we eat, let us all bow our heads and thank the farmers who cultivated and harvested this food." XD

[@elsieschomp9355]

Anonymous One That's actually a good thing to do, though. We need to appreciate the actual people, not "God"

[@chrispayne750]

Yeah, I also find it odd that anytime a Christian goes to the Hospital for a surgery and when they recover they "thank God".......Forget about the doctor and his years of experience and knowledge, GOD HEALED ME!!!

[@JustsomeSteve]

Well, it turned out that thanking them before I eat isn't enough for them. They also want my money. Greedy farmers....

[@anonymousjohnson976]

Or just say "Through the lips and over the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

[@andreeaszocs2370]

Anonymous One The Japanese actually do that :)

[@jesavius]

"I have a personal relationship with reality." Is now when people ask my why I'm an atheist. Seriously though, all of these are something to stick on a shirt or stickers. Atheist merch anyone?

[@Unit-ru1gb]

Mr Cartoonster I second that, my friend.

[@yatharthmoza]

Mr Cartoonster THIS IS BADLY NEEDED.

[@rolon-ew5kl]

Mr Cartoonster I would buy that

[@stardust4001]

Mr Cartoonster heh

[@JoeStankowski]

@Chris Seals - Maybe the sticker ascended. Give it three days and see if it comes back.

[@bensonchen3915]

Putting aside what he talks about, this is the most straight-to-the-point video I’ve seen on KZbin with like 99% being the actual content

[@breeanne7709]

"I'll think for you" Dead on accurate. Y'all realize how often people tell me they'll pray for me😅

[@lukasloft6697]

Bree Anne O Omg right. My own grandmother said that to me when I told my mom. They think I'm joking about this.

[@XEZ616]

Y'all need Darwin

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

Maybe #thinkformanchester does the trick

[@bamboodread4243]

Smiley Boo. Hey, I'm gonna pray for you right now! Post the pictures, please!! Ha ha :)

[@Seth-ng5oy]

Come to think of it, Thinking of you sounds more nicer than praying for you.

[@siddharthdewan127]

" i just want to thank my genes for my teams victory" :) pure gold comment

[@aliceswonderland3779]

And I would like to thank my jeans for giving me modesty.

[@Trident_Euclid]

I don't get it 😅

[@qonitabadegestm]

They’re academics i. e. Secret Society The “ I’m smarter than you “ club. They Believer in everything they’re taught 😂

[@toAdmiller]

The only way it could have been better is if they'd added, "I just want to thank my genes, the genes of my team, our coaching and training staff and all of the weeks of incredibly hard work, conditioning, drills and practices that we put in for my team's victory"...okay, so it doesn't roll off of the tongue....

[@goldenlady3495]

"God loves me? Well Darwin explains you..." SAVAGE 😂😂😂

[@corvanlopez5869]

Nina Blaze Darwin taught that you came from a damn pond wake up he taught that one of your descendants was a damn fish

[@corvanlopez5869]

Evolution is a damn fable

[@JayWelton92]

👆🏻 smh.

[@MilkCalf]

And the bibble is an even older more dated fable. The beauty of science is that it changes to fit the current most relevant theories.

[@aok9153]

Evolution is a fact, its sad that people believe in god without proof.

[@ADerpyReality]

My favourite part is "When you are on your deathbed and finally ask for medicine".

[@CorvidDarkness5852]

Same

[@cillianbrouder]

May the Force be with you

[@flissfloss915]

Cillian Brouder thats the religion we all need

[@logancaruso1565]

Cillian Brouder and with your spirit

[@XxWhite_Fang45xX]

Cillian Brouder I'm just sharing the gospel. First of all, the gospel begins with God. God created us in his image, for his glory and to have a loving relationship with Him. God loves us, he gives us free will to follow him, or to not follow him. All of us have sinned against God, we have all like sheep, gone our own way. We have chose something else meaningful to us, in our life to replace God. God is holy, he must punish sin otherwise he's not a holy God. It's no different than a judge, sentencing someone to prison. Even if the person being judged, would bring up all the good deeds he has done. It still doesn't pay for his crimes. So if God were to judge us, we would all be guilty. But God is rich in mercy, he sent his only begotten Son Jesus. To die on the cross for our sins, Jesus took the punishment you and I deserve. All you have to do, to receive salvation is by repenting of your sins. And believe in the gospel, that Jesus died on the cross for you. And God rose Him on the third day, I encourage you to read the gospel of Matthew God bless you!

[@tengun]

God created us in his image, then was he black, or white, or Asian?

[@Joe-Spry]

Quan To or neither of them

[@TREEfool]

I used to hate you when I was a Christian. Now I am laughing my ass off. Thank you for helping me overcome my religious indoctrination.

[@TREEfool]

I was raised on a secluded farm in South Dakota (no internet of course) by a father who is now a preacher that supposedly heals people by touching them. Last year when my son was born I told them I no longer believed in God and they have essentially abandoned me as their son. My family's worst fear is based on an illogical myth but, in their eyes, my presence will lead the entire family to hell.

[@TREEfool]

Jam, HAHAHA! Awesome.

[@rockinrodney5000]

Leah "there are reasons to not dismiss Christianity as an illogical myth though" Reasons such as?

[@artgomez4162]

TREEfool You never truly followed JesusChrist, people like Blessed Chiara Badano and Saint Francis of Asisi give an authentic Life testimoniy of what it is to love He who is Love made flesh.

[@TREEfool]

Arturo Gomez - I will assume that you are serious (and not just trolling me)... I used to speak to the Christian god every day of my life. When I prayed I would thank him for my life, my family, and for everyone I loved. I would ask for his guidance through life and I would listen for ways to better serve him. During many of my prayers I would be overwhelmed with the "Holy Spirit" and begin to cry tears of joy. This was actually the hardest riddle for me to solve on my path to atheism. NEUROSCIENCE TO THE RESCUE! I read a fantastic research paper on the natural origins of supernatural experiences which eventually led me to a study that showed people from almost all religions around the world have experienced their own form of the "Holy Spirit". When I realized that I could elicit this feeling during a godless session of mindfulness I had enough proof to comfortably leave Christianity behind.(FYI: The feeling was just an overwhelming sense of happiness, not a magical deity.)

[@SkyP1e]

"I'll think for you". That's my favorite.

[@weiwenwwe2066]

"Thank the farmer who cultivated and harvested the food" THIS IS SO TRUE, thank people who truly made the food and not anyone else:)

[@drewbricks7934]

WeiWen WWE I would like to thank the paint but not the supplier.

[@captainvanhorn773]

Thank you for thanking us farmers

[@alexanderx33]

And thank whoever paid them for it. If that's you, then thank yourself.

[@Natacrafts12]

Ikr!

[@autumnphillips151]

"Oh hi, new neighbor! What library do ya go to?" XD

[@Fidi987]

I'd probably answer without thinking much about it apart from "oh, a reader, too!"

[@rsspartanz]

deep down I know you believe in the scientific method. 10/10

[@chadrasmussen3685]

Range Shortcutts lol science doesn't disprove a creator

[@jamesart9]

+Chad Rasmussen Correct, it doesn't. Nor does it prove it. And science REALLY doesn't prove anything 100%. It just tests and tests and tests and does away with the old as each new discovery is made. Maybe it will all lead to a creator one day. But until then science sticks with what is the most likely explanation of the observable data . . for now and until new data comes available.

[@krysah]

it's alright James, we'll think for you ...

[@jamesart9]

+krysah Thank GOD. Now I can go back to watching the SImpsons, safe in the knowledge that all is being taken care of for me. Thank you.

[@krysah]

James Arte: I was replying to James Powers :)

[@MicrobyteAlan]

It's easier to believe lies than understand the truth.

[@hunters.blevins3577]

Which is why evolution is taught in school...

[@rogersowerbutts2261]

Alan Eiseman thats the sad truth

[@Gericho49]

Speaking of lies . Hawking farcically claims a *Law such as gravity* created the universe out of nothing. Of course anyone not committed to the philosophy of scientific materialism, can see that temporal, immaterial truths can only come from an atemporal immaterial cause. The finitude of past time is an axiom that no atheist can refute which demands Creation ex nihilo. Anyway, who is this obnoxious, self- deprecating , semi-evolved young punk voicing this equally obnoxious video? Asking stupid questions like where would i find God or who created God is as stupid as asking in what test tube could I isolate the abstract laws of logical and mathematics that define the IMmaterial laws of science. Now some atheists sometimes claim these truths were invented not discovered. Really, by what your brain chemistry? Speaking of "reality" I get asked how could an immaterial being as a cause, affect changes in the material world then ask yourself why should the physical realm be subject to such metaphysical truths

[@isaiahramirez4521]

Hunter AFS which schools are you talking about? certainly not American schools.

[@thetruthrover]

So then really, the only possible explanation is that God made us up in his imagination, where you can get something for nothing.

[@MrRCTheDon]

When you lay on your deathbed, you'll pray... for medicine lol😂

[@robinchesterfield42]

Well, I don't wanna start any blasphemous rumours, but...

[@_phong.huynh_]

"God is keeping me alive" **unplugs the life support**

[@chanmandy6683]

"A lot of people don't want to believe in Atheism because they just don't want to obey the laws of physics." 😂😂😂😂

[@foodbeforemans5608]

Chan Mandy nope it's because God gives me all the love I need I would rather died then leaving god

[@foodbeforemans5608]

oh and God loves you

[@nelswolf]

Chan Mandy and this is why I'm religious. I can fly around whenever I want

[@deimoskaischylos]

Tell me, young turtle person: does this god still love you when you tell it, without fear or shame, that you hate it for all of the vile, selfish, cruel, violent, hateful things that it does? I ask because when one rights the word 'god' as a proper noun then they are speaking of the monotheistic god--the god of the Bible. That god shows little of what we in decent society would call love. If its actions are how it defines love, then I shall do what I can to escape this love; no different than I would attempt to flee from a serial killer who "loved" me.

[@foodbeforemans5608]

Deimos kai Aischylos yep god still loves you

[@abrahamcorona420]

I'm going to start talking like this

[@sbellaharris]

But I can't do it without laughing. 😂

[@karolynhelmsley1145]

"What library do you go to?" - A legitimate way to start a great friendship. ^_^

[@TorbenRudgaard]

That pickup line wont work, I tried it... all I get is crazy eyes stare with a "library?? you read books???"

[@MrtinVarela]

HEY! This is ribrary!

[@eyondev]

Where do you download your PDFs and e-books?

[@KingBrandonm]

Eyon LibGen

[@drago3036]

^^

[@sidneyprescott5637]

"I'll think for you.". I say this *constantly* .

[@operatorbutt4265]

Pablo Sandoval my religious belief is based off of historical books, records, and evidence of every sort. You believe in an incomplete theory that makes no sense and is completely impossible. But whatever, scientists told you it’s true and they’re smart so they’re always right.

[@connorshekelstein6432]

TheLastCheezCurd and a magical man in the sky created the earth and thats possible?

[@operatorbutt4265]

Connor Shekelstein who ever said anything about a magical man in the sky? That statement proves your ignorance on this topic

[@coolgamerman]

TheLastCheezCurd your belief is what said about a magical man in the sky.....

[@operatorbutt4265]

Don't Read My Profile Picture ah, it seems you not only understand a thing about this topic, but you also resort to schoolhouse insults. How mature

[@paarynvadgama]

I have a personal relationship with reality 😂

[@paarynvadgama]

haha not quite. but that's a better proposal than from a rib and some mud tbh lol

[@joshrasberry621]

James Powers You're still fucking here? I come back to watch it because it's funny. I don't know why you're starting more arguments, just like you did a month or so ago in another comment chain (and you lost THAT argument so bad) You're hella annoying

[@paarynvadgama]

Nah man we have to be civil come on, at the end of the day no one learns anything when they become defensive about their personalities or beliefs

[@ministryofarguments3525]

iParry. Under normal circumstances and be it any other person then I would agree. But we are talking about a intellectually dishonest and intentional liar James (underwhelms) Powers. He is notorious for being a religious heckler across the internet and Facebook as you have found out. He denies the non randomness of evolution theory and pretends it is random. Enough said.

[@paarynvadgama]

Well James I'd like to have a conversation with you about clearing up some of the misconceptions you have about Evolution, if what Ministry of Arguments says is correct. Don't consider this an attack on your beliefs, I am an atheist, but I just want to try to show you how evolution is very non-random. I think the misconception comes from the fact that the genetic code passed from parents to offspring is quite random, in fact there are many biological processes that go on to ensure that it is random, for reasons concerning biodiversity and survival. However, evolution by natural selection is not random at all. It is related to probability, in that the the organisms that are better suited to the environment are MORE LIKELY to survive. However, over many generations the sum of these probabilities results in the better suited genes being passed from generation to generation. So, many generations down the line, you have faster, stronger animals, perhaps animals with a slight ability to go from water to land, so that they can get food from the land without dying (whereas other animals couldn't). I hope this makes sense.

[@mesoth5848]

0:35 "Axial tilt is the reason for the season!" Wait, what? That's actually correct.

[@doggoslayer5679]

mesoth all I noticed was the derpy face

[@DominikSchwager]

My new quest in life is to use all of these before the year is up.

[@katlynbrooke1]

Did you do it? 😂

[@RatOfTheWoods]

Dominik Schwager hope you did it, if not you can try again this year

[@jvlivsakamaxiaid]

"I have a personal relationship with reality."

[@jimihendrixguitarcovers1484]

Now, luckily for you I, and no one else can prove God scientifically because that would mean putting the Almighty God in a test-tube and saying, “Here’s God”. Also, luckily for you I cannot force you to believe and neither can God because that would mean God interfering with human will power, which God strictly did not want and still does not want to this day. But God is a spirit. If God was not a spirit, then He would be just like you and me and have no supernatural ability to create and destroy unlike you and me. I ask you; can science take the moon from its place and move it? Can science rise up the seas and bring down the sun? No, but that is what makes science man made, and God well, God. You might say “Isn’t the Bible man made?” Yes, The Bible is made of man’s writing, but not man’s way of thinking, or man’s thoughts of the world, or how it came into existence. Those of the Bible quickly state in the first few words of the book, “In the beginning God created…” Now this simple verse does not attempt to explain it or prove God because everyone believes in God. You might say “You can’t prove God” Yes, and we can’t try scientifically because it is impossible, but even those who wrote His word don’t try to prove it. You see without God, there is no divine law, there is no right or wrong, there is no foundation which is factual by our conscience, because our conscience tells us of what is right or what is wrong. Without God, we are like creatures wondering the planet, who know nothing about it, and never will. If we could see God, that would mean God would have to be in one place at one time because when God was born as Jesus, He could only be in one place because He was human. He got thirsty, He got hungry, and He got tired. Now, God does not get hungry, thirsty, or any other human need, because He is God. But, because God is unseen, He can be in Africa, Asia, Europe, Antarctica, North American and South America all at the same time, which man cannot do. Now, God is not present on this earth, but through His son Christ Jesus we can reunite with God, because through His sacrifice, everyone who accepts Christ as their Savior will be freed of their sins. That might not make sense to you because well, 1 Corinthians says it just right, “For the message of the cross is foolish to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 1 Corinthians 1:18. To you this message is foolish, just as it was to me who was foolish. You might say “Why didn’t God just forgive us?” “If He was all powerful why couldn’t He wipe away our mistakes without dying on the cross?” Well, God can’t just forgive us without us wanting to be forgiven, because again it would interfere with human will power. Even with Christ on the cross not everyone is forgiven, just those who want to be. Just as Jesus said “I do not come to bring peace; but a sword” Matthew 10:34. Now, why did Jesus have to die? Because, it took God to bring us into existence, and it surely took God to save us from the dangers of it. Plus, God proved His love for us on the cross once and for all. Concerning Science, science has made attempt after attempt to disprove God. Which if God wasn’t real, then what are we exactly trying to disprove? Like I’ve said, science and nothing involving science can take the moon out of its place or create or destroy. For example, when a baby is conceived, science cannot take out the arm of the baby, or place an extra eye, because it is not powerful beyond our world, which is exactly why it is proven to be man-made and only powerful to those who let it. Science attempts to explain the unseen, which is not scientifically possible. You might say “God is man-made” which is fun to say because it makes sense scientifically, but not rationally. You might say “Why is there evil if God is good” There is evil because there is good. Just like there is God and there is Satan, and because God is just and righteous, He has to do both in order to prove His righteousness. God lets good and bad things happen for wise ways the human mind was not made to comprehend. But, like I’ve said God has given man a choice, proving that God is a just God, because if God never gave man a choice, then man would be robotic, and God would be a liar when He says that He is perfect and almighty. You might say “Faith is unnational or pointless” No. For example, if you are in a war, and you have put your faith in your weapons, and for this moment you do not have your weapons? What will you do? You will panic. You have still put your faith in something, it is just that when people say “I have faith in Jesus” people freak out and fight back because people who do not honor God are of Satan, by choice. Now, when you put your faith in God you put your faith in the things that are to come, which you do not know, that would mean trusting Him and honoring Him with your life. You might say “Then why do people die with faith in God” having faith in God does not mean He will save your life, although He might. Having faith in God simply means accepting Christ into your heart as your Lord and Savior and trusting Him with your life. Now, trusting Him with your life means that sacrificing all of your sins, all of your addictions, and all of your pleasures, to read the Gospel, pray, fast, and go to church, because you have put your faith in Christ that it would be worth it in the end. Concerning evolution, evolution is a man-made idea of what could of happened, which is false because anything man made is broken, just as the man who made it is. Evolution is an idea of humans developing over time from animals. False. In order for this to be true, we would need at least an example. I can tell out of my conscience, we did not evolve from animals because in order for that to have happened, humans would need at least some traits of animals. For example, animals eat their own feces, they have no brains (How could our intelligent brain evolve from no rational brain?) All they know is how to eat, drink, and take care of their habitats and babies, which is God given knowledge, because without God to tell them what to do, they would be lost. Plus, if evolution was correct then why don’t things continue to evolve? The big bang theory? Something doesn’t come from nothing, plus read the name, “theory”. What does theory mean? Thought or idea of what could have happened. You might say “The Bible was man-made” Again, yes it was written by man, but not man’s idea of what happened, but God, through the Holy Spirit informing them of what happened. Now, why do we need God? Our hearts were made to need Him, and no that does not mean God destroyed us to make us need Him. God let evil take place with a master plan to redeem the world from their evilness. Now, the world itself is perfect. The earth, the sun, the moon, the way it rotates and gives life. Now, if you think about it, the way life is created is perfection from only God and God only. We as humans have all that we need. We have trees for oxygen, water, food, and everything happened to fall into place? No, it was God given. Now, just because the earth and creation are perfect, does not mean that humans or human life is because when man rejected God in the garden, it began a reign of evil to overcome the world. That is why people are addicted to drugs and alcohol, people are broken inside, and hurting because it is proof that without God, we cannot be whole and happy. Because of man’s choice, we have been destroyed by ourselves and the only way to pure happiness is Christ Himself. You see, Science doesn’t have all the answers, science cannot free us of our sins or mistakes, science cannot make us happy or joyful, but Christ can. We need something more than science. Something that will affect our everyday lives. We need a peace in our hearts, and something to trust in, something to live off of. That is God, through Jesus Christ. Do you wish for a new peace, or a new heart? Do you want all of your mistakes forgiven? All of your depression cured, and all of your evilness taking away? Do you want a new strength or a new happiness? We all come into the world broken, but when you accept Christ, He gives you a new heart, a new desire, a new mindset, a new life, a new strength and a new power to say no to temptations. So that when you go back to the world, you go back with Jesus. He forgives all of your sins and accepts you into Heaven. Atheism? Atheism is a result of an anger towards God. You might say “Well I’ve met some atheists...” Yes, you’ve met some atheists who haven’t had any trouble yet, because get them in a war and they’ll be saying “My God help me!” You’ve met some atheists who don’t understand the universe, so they put their faith in science, whom has deceived the world into thinking that it is the truth. Even those who wrote the Bible didn’t understand the world, that is why the Holy Spirit had to guide them into explaining some of it. Now, The Bible doesn’t tell of physics, or science, or scientific proof, or evolution, or the big bang theory, or scientifically things because in the end it does not matter. In the end, all that matters are whether or not you have repented of your sin to God, and you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Amen. Know this, that when all of the world falls and crumbles before us, Jesus Christ will still be the son of God who saved His people from their sins. Amen!

[@rafa2555654]

@@jimihendrixguitarcovers1484 , someone is trying hard

[@neonnatella4632]

@@jimihendrixguitarcovers1484 Oh my reality,Thats one hell of a paragraph not gonna read it though

[@TheKnowledgeMan101]

@@jimihendrixguitarcovers1484 Your paragraph has a lot of strawman fallacies, misrepresentations and assertions with no evidence to back up, don't forget about the special pleading fallacy that you exempt things to your god, like how you claim that evil comes from Satan, but let me remind you is that Satan was just a creation by God, and since God created everything in the universe, that means he also created evil, but you will never admit that and just make a special pleading to him. you assert that its YOUR god that created the universe, and Scientifically prove the existence of magic which is verified by scientists and is unquestionable beyond a doubt and give me the true interpretation of scripture which alot of Christians can't agree on, then I'll believe you.

[@maxng7916]

"Science loves you no matter what,even if you don't believe in it." "Have you read The Book Of Encyclopedias?Why won't you believe in it?" "I experience the chemistry of feelings before." "Thank mathematics for calculating the chance of me passing this test."

[@TheGoukaruma]

"You are just a edgy teen who rebels against your atheist parents.You will get over that phase soon." "If we are made out of the dust from the ground then why is there still dust?"

[@philipvoinea2302]

Best comment 👍🏼

[@nelswolf]

Gou Karuma wait that's wrong we are made from sand, water and the breath of life

[@elsieschomp9355]

We are made of stardust.

[@soleo2783]

THEN WHY IS THERE STILL STARS HUH?? checkmate

[@jewish_misteak3880]

I just found a parking spot. Thank you city planners!

[@SalemK]

All these people saying they never heard this from Christians, how? I always hear this kinda stuff, at school, at my parents house, everywhere. Well, I live in the deep south so maybe its different?

[@seanarmstrong1156]

That's probably it. Deep south is so fucked up i swear it's like stepping into some 3rd world shit. No offense to your home/town...but it is indeed quite horrible there.

[@SalemK]

Sean Armstrong Its been improved a lot lately since we had an influx of people move in from New Orleans (Im in a town about an hour away). I actually think the lgbt movement had a lot to do with it lol. Hopefully it continues to progress (:

[@FriedrichHerschel]

I live in East Germany, sometimes cited as least religious region of the world. In RL I've never stumbled over anything in the video, only online.

[@Renemy11500]

Im with you i hear this tooo alot not everything but i live in north america and europe

[@doggoslayer5679]

Atheist impression: YOU’RE IN A BIASED AREA

[@rozamunduszek4787]

"You're religious? Ooo, I'll think for you" beats it all :D

[@nickblellow9317]

Also "You were not a true Atheist to begin with" Keep up the good work, may Darwin guide you (wtf?)

[@MozartPrado]

Nick Blellow or like those that pick and choose whatever... in my opinion reality is like...

[@DrakeSilmore]

May falsifiable evidence guide you.

[@AfghanSkeptic]

I went from laughing along to immediate depression at 2:28 :(

[@xara5417]

6th Apostate its fiiine, yu wont have to live through that hell, you'll already be dead :)

[@crystalraf]

That made me sad because I have heard many a Christian say that Darwin recanted on his death bed, and it makes me sad that I kinda sorta thought they were telling the truth for a second. I feel so stupid.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

CR spring17 lol

[@notnanni]

"Gravity has a plan for you" I CAN'T

[@theragingcyclone]

LOL

[@theworldoverheavan560]

éric rémy and planets and stars

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Robert P are you trolling

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Robert P then you are an idiot

[@sovietbot6708]

@Robert P prove that 1+1=2, but don't use basic arithmetic knowledge or a calculator.

[@GhassanPL]

Halfway through the video I stopped laughing and started thinking "holy crap, *I* sound like that!"

[@anteconfig5391]

haha me too. great minds think alike.

[@madarthivanki]

Same here.

[@GDCilia]

"A lot of people reject atheism because they just don't want to obey the laws of physics" That killed me(Not literally)

[@algunnomegracioso6310]

"gravity has a plain for you"

[@anders_x3]

*plane

[@chandlerdaugherty1947]

*plan

[@sbellaharris]

man, #covfefe

[@joemcghee2364]

*pain?

[@michaelr20010713]

GG2K7AU05 Oh my god stop Please

[@dracocrusher]

"Oh, a free parking space? Thank random chance!" .... Okay, that one's so good I might actually use it, lol.

[@silkotch2585]

"Conservatives are waging a war on science!" *wait, that actually makes sense..*

[@OkayNiceOne]

Should have said "Liberals", considering how braindead they are when it comes to sex.

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

OkayNiceOne Is that a joke? Conservatives are infinitely more brain dead on anything.

[@OkayNiceOne]

+GameAddict51 At least you tried.

[@zenexp]

So are many liberals unfortunately

[@summermermaidstar756]

QQuartz liberals aren't ignoring science

[@philliptoone]

I'm going to have to write these down.

[@loganmueller8791]

Phillip Toone way ahead of you dude. Cant wait to tell these to all the Christains in my area

[@manowlad]

I will use every single sentence in this video to annoy Christians

[@summers3569]

"Oh, god love me? Well, Darwin explains you." My wig flewww

[@doctorstarbug]

What if we made pamphlets that list scientific facts and then we delivered them door to door? Every door, everyone, no exceptions. That way believers can finally say, "Thanks, I'll throw this away for you."

[@anteconfig5391]

lmfao. I want to do that sooo bad, but I think being a door to door atheists would get me shot so fast. Like i'd get done with one house and I'd be shot at before I reach the next house...

[@TheTruthKiwi]

What, you meanlike literally educating people door to door? Brilliant.

[@TheIceManSSB2001]

I have an education, so I don't need scientific facts on my door. As the mission of Christianity is so "spread the word" door hangers are...a rational mean, are they not? This analogy doesn't really apply to the atheist view, whether or not you believe in a god or not.

[@seeker7158]

@@TheIceManSSB2001 while going door-to-door might be rational if you want to spread the word of God, the word of God is not rational. So the rational thing to do for atheist who want to end the epidemic of irrational religion is to spread real facts.

[@drewbricks7934]

That would be one short pamphlet. All it would say is science is interesting and if you don’t agree you can -- off.

[@justsomestranger4894]

But, I DON'T want to obey the laws of physics 😢

[@angelmendez-rivera351]

Just some Stranger Don't worry, no one does

[@OfficialNIKMIK]

Just some Stranger you couldn't write this comment without it tho

[@parthiancapitalist2733]

You just did. You typed and the materials your phone is made of (or electrical signals from your mouse) responded due to physics

[@micahhenley589]

God(Father,Jesus,Holy Spirit) created the laws of physics and logic. Laws do not create themselves. Laws also can not uphold themselves. There needs to be a maker.

[@OP-1000]

Godzilla John . Then why is the bible full of bullsh*t?

[@fourtweven]

"Conservatives are waging a war on science... oh wait, that one actually makes sense" 😂

[@zoen7034]

Evelyn Garcia I read this as he said it

[@Jmgjgdjd5]

why were you reading comments while the video was playing?

[@sin1sta]

Jmgjgdjd5 A lot of people read comments while the video plays, especially if it's mostly a video to listen to.

[@bindon4]

Thank you random chance !!!! brilliant!

[@RockinAtheist]

"I have a relationship with Darwin. He comforts me in my hours of need". "Christopher Hitchens gave his life for you, so that you might be forgiven."

[@unknown000001000]

I have a potential idea for a future topic. Let's say hypothetically that someone actually provides proof of a god's existence that can withstand proper scientific scrutiny, there would still be reasons not to worship said god. A few examples would be: 1. How do we know that this god did things credited to said god and why? 2. How do we know this god is trustworthy? 3. How do we know this god isn't just a very convincing impersonator? The concept is that proving a god exists and proving that said god is deserving, in need of, or even desiring worship are worlds apart.

[@unknown000001000]

XD OMG! This is too rich. Sexual reproduction has been present for at least a billion years. Even jellyfish can do it and they're 95% water with very primitive structures. Your argument would hold more water if humans were the only species that did it, but then we'd never be able to get rid of those cockroaches. Speaking of complexity, did you know that you have roughly 80% of your genes in common with this creature? www.messersmith.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sea_squirt_didemnum_molle_IMG_5051.jpg If an intelligent creator did work like this, they should be fired. Appendixes that don't serve any function other that bursting, vestigial tails, there are lots of leftovers in humans that an truly intelligent creator would've done away with. The Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve has been a consistent design flaw ever since amphibians first surfaced.

[@MozartPrado]

D. R. Nyan-chan I think it's pointless to think what an hypothetical creator would do, the strong point against religion is that if a god existed it would invalidate them, it would be just science, no need to believe it exist since it would just exist...

[@unknown000001000]

+Mozart Prado One key aspect of science is that nothing is sacred. If such a powerful being is ever proven to exist, I and likely many others will want to know as much about this entity's abilities and motivations as possible. It's a very natural reaction. In the meantime, hypothesizing about what such an entity would do or feel can create great material for fictional stories if nothing else. :3

[@nsignific]

Proving a deity scientifically would invalidate religions with doctrine and dogma that demand faith and belief *rather* than knowledge.They cannot win - ever.

[@unknown000001000]

+nsignific Delicious irony, isn't it? It goes back to the original point I made that proving a god exists and proving said god should be worshipped are worlds apart. Yet, in order to reliably prove the latter, you first have to prove the former, which can be potentially fatal to the point of the latter. Yet again, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof and anything that stands up to this level of scrutiny would have to be extraordinary indeed. :3

[@VerdeART]

I'll keep "You are religious? Ohhh... I'll think for you" best-quote-evah!

[@blank8447]

Thanks god that im an Atheist

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

🤔

[@doggoslayer5679]

Ok I know this whole comment is a joke but you said THANKS GOD that I’m an atheist. Is this an action like *claps* or did you just use the wrong word? Or is this the joke too?

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

The_gamer_guy19 19 no gay

[@Kiz-0]

*Thanks Darwin that im an atheist

[@alienlabs]

Weird how a LOT of these supposedly ironic points, made to sound nonsensical, are actually excellent points.

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

AXIAL TILT IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

[@DMSDrummer]

"Conservatives are waging a war on science!... (wait, that one makes sense.)" *BEST QUOTE EVER.*

[@Kudotsu]

Which is a bit both curious and funny as there seems to be Conservative atheists out there in the world. That means this statement is declaring that even some atheists are waging a war against science. blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2012/10/atheist-conservatives-and-libertarians-are-not-rare/

[@brittishbear8506]

Jason Young and being a liberal is better. both side are anti science.

[@brittishbear8506]

Jason Young ok. you do realise conservative are not just Christian. do you not believe in first amendment. wow. if you love science, then you should know how important the first amendment is. also what is bad about having control over border. all the other issue I agree with. also whats bad about business. they shouldn't be able to lobby but they do innovate. liberal want to restrict freedom of speech and put feeling over fact.

[@brittishbear8506]

Jason Young also I don't think guns are killing people as we can see Chicago being a dangerous state yet it has the most restricted gun control. also most of these shooting happen at gun free zones so if we got rid of gun free zones then it would make the gun death lower. if you were going to kill someone, would you go to a target that is armed or not armed.

[@lilac9346]

yep

[@youngstudentloandebts3778]

“A lot of people reject atheism because they just don’t want to obey the laws of physics” Me, a theist: *starts levitating*

[@razok2125]

I usually dislike most of these atheist channels even though I'm agnostic, but holy shit this was funny.

[@gordonramsaysforehead1504]

Razok oh my...

[@nicolainrregaard4819]

Agnosticism and gnosticism is separate from atheism and christiannity... go read a book.

[@razok2125]

Nicolai Nørregaard Why the hostilities? I never claimed they were the same, but oftentimes agnostics and atheists get lumped together. Can I as someone who doesn't worship a god or even know if one exists not find most channels centered around atheism annoying?

[@lefteristerezakis9304]

i get your logic since im an agnostic too but i think that most atheism dont claim to not believe at god if you actually bring facts to them..it seems that they are also agnostic but they call themselfs atheist cause they dont believe at the gods humanity made up.

[@binary9669]

Razok This is the internet. People want to be mean to other people for no reason all the time!

[@0Fyrebrand0]

"Tide goes in, tide goes out. We explained that!"

[@0Fyrebrand0]

Ready-to-reproduce human beings came from a long line of ready-to-reproduce mammals. There's no reason that particular ability should seem surprising. But let's just say you're right, and that I can't explain it. Does my failure to explain something mean God is real?

[@unit0033]

and yet it does lol

[@Jet-rx1ji]

I just found a great parking spot. Thank you random chance.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

When he said "When your at your death bed you will ask for your medicine" I burst into laughter.

[@ViteloElyos]

I'd actually like to say some of these things to a christian right now. Not even kidding, they're great. :D

[@Phoenix-pb4sm]

Michin Sin Nice pfp

[@alaynakay3992]

Michin Sin hello ryuke

[@chadrasmussen3685]

Michin Sin try me I bet I can prove u wrong

[@BertGrink]

agreed

[@bulldogsbob]

You would only look like an idoit.

[@noapologyproductions4488]

Im a christian and this is actually hilarious XD

[@MSTRCMDR]

No Apology Productions : i think its a metter of belief. no srsly like in unproven assumption. if the topic is not falsifiable everyone is doomed to assume. the problem begins when belief is becoming a truth. with the expectation that others obey it. it cant be truth when there is no proof - so its okey to be Christian, Muslim, Satanist or Discordian. Just dont be a dick about it. for me its easy: you cant proof that god gave us any meaning in life. but its proven that everyone can give his/hers life a meaning. so wheres the problem?

[@dare1039]

But with most religions you can use their books against themselves.

[@rhar3633]

Packers are going to the Super Bowl! Praise to the Coach!

[@Mikewee777]

Apostate Bob , coach definitely gets paid better than most doctors.

[@sophialoren7855]

"Let us thank the farmers..." that actually makes sense

[@gwendolynrockler-gladen9284]

“Conservatives are waging a war on science! Y’know what, that one actually makes sense...” tru😂

[@flam3427]

I go to a Christian youth club (not because I'm Christian I'm very atheist and have been for a fair while, I go because my friends go and it's a decent place to hang out). It's open on a Friday and they have this 'god slot' where they talked about why people suffer, everything was answered with 'free will' and they spoke of a time where nobody would die and there would be no suffering. Knowing this was absolutely ridiculous so I asked a question, "wouldn't that lead to the devastating overpopulation and fall of the earth?" They replied "No because god will make a new earth and heaven" *what?* I didn't bother arguing further because they blindly follow this faith they will not properly consider opposition to that faith. Someone in our group who is a friend of mine said that her aunt had been really Christian her entire life, she hadn't drank alcohol or smoked but she got brain cancer, my friend asked why and they simply said 'because we were given free will and the original sin happened" I found the entire talk ridiculous. I don't mean to sound rude but you have to look st the facts, how likely is it that there is a magical being somewhere out there that could have just been a bedtime story from thousands of years ago taken seriously. Another thing that got to me was what they said (in brief) was that christians get eternal happiness (heaven) so does everybody else go to hell? Even very good people who weren't Christian but helped a lot of people? Does that mean that if a murderer was Christian and prayed for forgiveness they would get into heaven? To me that seemed like a 'get out of jail free card' and didn't seem right, you shouldn't have to worship this most likely non existent being to have the chance to get into a place that most likely doesn't even exist

[@thehermit3725]

Flam3 First of all understand that Christianity has been watered down and altered over the centuries. You bring up several points and I'll start with the issue of free will and evil. the fundamental concept that explains our present condition is this one : God creates a perfect creation and He creates beings capable of making decisions (free will ). These beings can decide to rebel (sin). Their rebellion has consequences on the rest of the creation. God restores the creation, brings righteous judgment and in humanity's case He brings redemption. Douglas Woodward explains : "At its most fundamental level, going beyond neutrons, gravitons, and any other exotic particle, reality is personal. Saying it in another way, the Cosmos consists of entities that are moral agents chiefly because God is a moral agent and he holds all the moral agents of the Cosmos accountable for what they do. Righteousness is real. So is evil. But it is real because both are incarnated in personages - be they heavenly or human. To be more specific In second temple Judaism evil did not originate with "original sin". There were actually three distinct events (cosmic rebellions ) that brought the world in its present state. These three are : 1) the fall of humanity in the mountain of God - Eden by the nacash (what you most likely know as a serpent - it is not an animal by any means it is a luminous, shining being with serpentine appearance just like the plumed serpents in ancient america ) this resulted into the mortality of man and him being kicked off the divine council. The second rebellion is the advent of the watchers, 200(according to the text of Enoch and the book of giants in qumran) divine beings descended to the earth and mated with human women producing a hybrid race of giants ( not savages but far more capable both physically and mentally than humans ) that started devouring men. The watchers not only corrupted the human genome but also taught humanity "the secrets of heaven" and thus are credited with the proliferation of evil. This was the reason for the flood (God literally cleansed the earth from genetic abominations ) The third rebellion is the "babel event" which resulted in the nations being allotted to 70 gods by the most High (yes there are small-G gods ) Your next point is about the new Heavens and the new earth. First of all understand that when you are dealing with eschatology you are dealing with a vast and complex subject. I do not know if your friends were referring to the millennial reign of Christ (revelation 20) or the new heavens and new earth (eternity ). You mention overpopulation but Matthew:22:30 says : "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven." Please do not limit everything to this 3- dimensional reality and this present condition because you might take things out of context. Now your final point is about "heaven and hell". Let me explain, in Eden man was cut off from God not only that but man needs to be reconciled and cleansed from sin which we all individually commit (I reject the idea that we share guilt by birth ) God is Just and perfect and us such He must judge sin. They only way for us to be reconciled is by innocent blood, that's the only way His wrath(against sin) can be appeased. Jesus Christ was the perfect sacrifice, He was sinless and He died and suffered in our place. His mission was to reverse the three rebellions that I mentioned previously and by His blood we can be redeemed and reconciled with God again. Thats what he means when it says we are born from above. He defeated the authority that the powers and principalities had upon us and "preached to the spirits in prison" (the watchers) We also learn in Revelation that He "has purchased the nations with His blood"( the 70 rebels from babel ) Hell is actually a temporary "holding place" its called Sheol, you were referring to the "lake of fire" which is the end of all who remain in their sins Romans 3: 22- 26 Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus. Let me also say that heaven is not just "everlasting happiness " but humanity's restored place in the divine council. The biblical narrative is far larger and more complex than what you've been taught. This is just scratching the surface, I would suggest you look into the real historical account of Jesus Christ and read the Scriptures for yourself. I can of course direct you to the work of Dr Michael S Heiser if you want to know more about the divine council. I hope this answers your questions,

[@josephramirez557]

What Bible translation do you reccomend?

[@thehermit3725]

Joseph Ramirez I recommend the ESV and KJV and I suggest you also look into the original language and context as well.

[@netsh43]

Flam3 OMG same i go to youth group at new life church and im an atheist and i go for the activities

[@thehermit3725]

Volracic Life Do they teach "original sin" and transmitted guilt as well ?

[@drewmungus5841]

The banana reference 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@urduib]

Bananas are artificially created by humans. There is no natural selection involved :) Even the color is created by us.

[@VasudevSubramaniam]

"Before we eat, let us all bow our heads and thank the farmers who cultivate and harvested this food" Thats not such a bad thing ya know. The farmers have to do highly laborous work from early morning to late night so you can get your food

[@ferouihamza]

If atheist talked like muslims:scientists do not represent science*darwin akbar*

[@PongoXBongo]

Darwin akbar indeed

[@Essiix]

feroui hamza it would be more like: scientists who murder people out of the name of science are not true scientists.

[@TheMostAwesomeMan2424]

“Oh you’re religious. I’ll think for you” I busted out laughing! 🤣😆😂

[@banjotiki3910]

Religious friends: We thank God for the food on our table. My mom who spent two hours preparing everything: 🙄😡🤬

[@quanbuttuz8510]

Every single time somebody finds out I am atheist they say you’re going to hell but God still loves you though😑

[@elliefuller3667]

That’s what gets me so confused 🤣 like apparently if you make one bad choice you’re condemned to suffer for eternity but then they’re like “god loves you ☺️”

[@billy9144]

Nothing shows love, like discrimination and eternal torture.

[@johnly101_SHORTSSS]

@@elliefuller3667 so true lol

[@patbrennan6572]

I hadn't realized how dammed annoying these so called believers are, but I shouldn't be too critical of them though, after I didn't become non-delusional overnight myself eighter.

[@KMR1776]

lol I can see myself saying some of these. I'm a jerk

[@rjonboy7608]

Kayla R. Oh, yeah. I plan to steal shamelessly from this guy's website, after all it's the AntiChristian thing to do. No wait, that's all Christians do is lift lines from each other going back thousands of years. Now I'm all confused again. 😶 BTW: Smartasses are necessary to any healthy society.

[@mariaeduardamartins9790]

Kayla R. me took lol

[@HarryL2020]

You're not a jerk, just not a idiot.

[@mavendeo]

I'm memorizing them right now.

[@kcwidman]

I don't think scientist "want" to obey the laws of physics. I think we could do some pretty cool things without them.

[@awelotta]

frictionless vacuums

[@Nobody-11B]

Lol. "It's okay, I'll think for you."

[@jancivianci3028]

I'll think for you too

[@wyattloftus7921]

I see a banana, I click.

[@loganholler4137]

Wyatt Loftus, banana for scale

[@ErnestKaltenStalin]

I thought he was going to mock The AmazingAtheist

[@daniiiakasha1436]

While watching sports and someone would fall, my ex husband always said "gravity always wins". Then when I was giving birth, my doc wanted me To sit up right, but I couldn't understand her. Is asked him, "what did she say?" "She basically said that gravity always wins."

[@davidh.4944]

"Nobody died for your sins." "Your constituent elements will be scattered for all eternity when you die!"

[@targuscinco]

Science bless everybody, science bless.

[@glitchwitchery]

When someone sneezes: 'Science bless you.'

[@glitchwitchery]

Mine was a joke, pal. I do agree with you that science and Spirit are not at odds. However, we differ from that point, as Spirit to me is something that I have experienced for myself in the forms of lucid and regular dreams, astral travel, meditation, and two near death experiences. Spirit to me is not defined by someone else's warmongering book. Regardless, I would never call you 'the lost,' because you don't believe as I do. The fact that you have the smugness and audacity to call someone who doesn't believe in your god 'the lost' says all I need to know about you.

[@walterwhite7554]

The world has progressed amazingly far since the superstitious days of Newton. Of course Science and Faith are in conflict because faith by definition does not even need any evidence or proof to have it, correct? People have the right to have Faith and sincere heartfelt beliefs that sick cows wandering the streets in India have "divine spirits" in them, or for Muslims to have devout Faith that Mohammed flew to Heaven on the magic horse, Buraq, or for Christians to have Faith that Jesus the Nazarene cam back to life after being dead fro 72 hours etc. There is zero back up proof for all of those beliefs which the followers are trained over time by their religions to just accept and believe by taking man-made stories on Faith. But Faith requires no proof so they have that right of course. The people in each religion are trained to think they have "Truth", but really they only have devout beliefs they wish and hope are "true." Faith and beliefs are mostly just matters of opinion and interpretations anyway, as illustrated by the many thousands of denominations that Christianity has disintegrated into with each group making up its own opinions for what they want to believe to suit themselves. But Science and the Scientific Method seeks to reduce the biased human factor as much as possible and to seek Truth by finding as much good evidence and proof from as many reliable sources as possible. And then that must be retested and proven independently to be taken seriously, and thereafter is still under question for being changed or improved if new data is made available. Science is not perfect of course and never claims to be, but steadily improves its degree of accuracy over time. That is why Science has proven itself so reliable and trustworthy for hundreds of things in our everyday lives, correct? Agency does exist and so far every time we find agency it turns out to be Chemistry and Physics and the basic laws of the Universe, so no other magical supernatural agency has every been needed. That's just my view from having lived a long life, but do you see things differently? peace

[@walterwhite7554]

Your did not educate me because you stated a falsehood which in fact disagrees with what Christianity itself says. I assure you I have studied Bible History for over 30 years and it has no verifiable evidence for the existence of its magic invisible God, or for the Resurrection, which are the two main foundation stones on which the whole religion is built. That is also what Christianity itself states and so the followers must take all the supernatural claims on Faith. .Any educated member of clergy would be happy to school you on the fact that they teach you must take the stories on Faith, not proof. Common sense tells you that if you really had the verifiable evidence and proof, then you could happily throw faith and belief out the window as redundant. That fact is very easily proven to you. Tell me, do you have devout Faith that the Sun might be hot and just believe is it will all your heart, OR do you have abundant proof to KNOW the Sun is hot from having the good evidence and proof? So when you have the proof it would be redundant and silly to say you only have devout Faith! I do not "believe" the Sun is hot, i KNOW it is by having the proof. Maybe you should learn that difference. Don't waste your time citing nonsense like Josephus, and Tacitus, and false archaeological claims about Noah's Ark, and the Exodus, and using Bible tales to prove Bible tales in false circular reasoning. I have seen it all before and frankly I'm tired of debunking it over and over. The Church says it have no verifiable proof for its God so just accept it. The Personal Experience Fallacy, also called the Anecdotal Fallacy, is the same in Christianity as it is for Hinduism and Islam where the indoctrinated followers make the same "spiritual experience" claims. We know it's cause is brain chemistry and we can reproduce them now in a Medical Lab with brain probes on people's heads. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the mighty power of belief through religious indoctrination over time has great power for self-delusion. The brain chemistry causes are now well understood in modern Neuroscience and I suggest you educate yourself on that if you sincerely seek Truth. If Christianity and its magic God had any real good influence over the followers, then surely after 2,000 years there would be towns and cities somewhere filled with godly moral Christians, but in fact we see just the opposite. The Christians have proven themselves over the centuries to be no better generally speaking or more moral than those generally in other religions, or people with no religion at all. If you map where Christianity is stronger in the world, that coincide with areas that are less happy, have higher crime rates, are more violent, have poorer education, and the people are more gullible and superstitious. The Bible Belt States of the U.S. are a prime example of what Christianity has done to minds. I respect your right to have beliefs in any magic god you like, but please do not deceive others that just "believing" means the same as actually knowing by having the proof. Wishing you love, truth, and peace

[@targuscinco]

James Powers Yeah.... The only problem is that faith and science are pretty much polar opposites. Science is testable, repeatable and falsifiable. Faith is.... D) none of the above.

[@anthonyprice434]

Ricky Gervais had the most ironic tweet ever.... "Everyone is entitled to their beliefs, so shut up about your atheism.

[@Mikewee777]

Anthony Price , that guy is a genius.

[@ienhope]

Anthony Price everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. so shut up about your religion.

[@anthonyprice434]

Beautifully Tragic Ricky Gervais didn't tweet the message that I posted, he received it. From someone...Simeone sent him that message. Ricky wouldn't send out a message so Ironic, but a religious idiot would Send it.

[@discobadger3847]

What I'm not entitled to be an atheist????

[@anthonyprice434]

Disco Badger according to Ricky Gervais's tweet message that he received, apparently not.

[@goldenduck3931]

I want a part 2

[@dustinlayton5428]

0:54 I know this video was done jokingly but this isn't really a religious thing to say. I have heard many atheists say "Thank God" if someone good happens, more so out of habit than actual appreciation towards a higher power.

[@sanyakashyap5349]

"you just hate reason but reason loves you anyway" lmfao

[@luroma2814]

"Just because you don't believe in evolution doesn't mean you didn't evolve" You know maybe it does

[@azeers1975]

This guy is frickin KILLING ME!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaiminor]

Azeers R He's actually killing himself. GOD is real and hopefully many will come to the truth.

[@cogitoxyz9645]

Jai Slick: so the "god" you believe in gets angry at people for not believing in her? Kinda like Don the Con Trump, eh?

[@jaiminor]

CogitoXYZ The GOD I believe in is not to be mocked and he is the same one you will have to answer to. I hope you come to the light before your dying day. Enjoy your evening.

[@leebennett4117]

they are not mocking God just the Things that People who Believe say, Religion is a Philosophy and is as worthy of mockery as any other Belife system,I will mock anything that I believe worthy of mockery and Believe me Christianity is worth of mockery, The Bible is so vauge that it's open to several different interpretations that's why there are so many different Christian sects all interpreting Bible in a different way Convinced that they have the correct interpretation,I was not always an atheist I attended Sunday school for a number of years,In my teenage years I began to ask questions of my Religion, Questions it could not answer sufficiently​ and I realised to Keep Belife in a God I would have to lie to myself and I was not prepared to do that,The more and More I learn about the world the less and less i Believe in a God

[@jaiminor]

Lee Bennett Your very last statement should be the reason to believe, but you've made your choice. I don't have to deal with your consequences. Enjoy your day.

[@YEAHKINDA]

You missed the subtle physics nod to say "The universe works in quantifiable ways"

[@summertreasuresofficial]

"Before we eat, let us all bow our heads and thank the farmers who cultivated and harvested this food" I luv this

[@dodosuify]

thank you random chance!

[@jdayasmr]

This is gold. Legit gold.

[@VivisSymphony]

Being a non Christian is kinda annoying when you say "I don't believe in god" but they fire back with "he believes in you"