If Horus Heresy Had A Happy Ending

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[@TalosBjorn]

It's actually insane how lore accurate this conversation is

[@jerryb216]

I will always be amazed at the editing skill some people have. And how close to reality some of 40k actually is.

[@illustractorydraws]

because the epos of villains are mostly repeating

[@AngryTheNikname]

yeah right? Its too good to handle

[@blueknight5754]

😂😂🤣

[@bulbhill6524]

No it’s how lore accurate it could’ve been

[@MiniatureMasterClass]

"The gods want blood" - he is literally talking about the Warp.

[@TheEmperorsChampion964]

How much do you want to bet that Alex is either a perpetual or is from the far future or is a psycher

[@jackh7977]

No he's talking about khorne. When he's talking about the 4th dimension that's the warp

[@tomasburian6550]

He's seen it, don't you dare contend his claim! :D

[@highinquisitorvanwiller8904]

@@jackh7977 Khourne is just an amalgamation of warp-stuff and the emotions of sentient life within the galaxy and potentially the greater universe.

[@Dr.Cosmar]

40k is real. Someone thought it was just a trip. Ayahuasca doesn't do "just trips".

[@StudioChrome]

"Planets are aligned" Real lore fans represent.

[@dangerousdays2052]

Isstvan IV and Isstvan V

[@DeliriumTrigger2]

@@dangerousdays2052 no, the Siege is launched upon a both physical, astronomical alignment and a metaphysical, aetheric alignment. Alignment is part of the conflict

[@deltaforest9259]

@@DeliriumTrigger2 Also what Erabus said to Horus to get his face a 1 on 1 meeting with his talon, and end up on his pauldron.

[@Hadrexus]

@@dangerousdays2052 read Know no Fear

[@dangerousdays2052]

@@Hadrexus Pretty sure I read that like 20 years ago and don't remember what it's about.

[@airmanjoe]

Horus: “…you’re a really smart guy, and an entrepreneur and a badass” Great description of the Emperor lmao

[@JinKee]

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

[@Jza-GZa40k]

@@JinKee “What are you without your suit” Everything you are came from a bottle,Literally Horus.

[@Turd_Rocket]

The Emperor was smart? When?

[@BlastastiC]

@@Turd_Rocket the Emperor's alignment is "Smart Stupid"

[@CharliMorganMusic]

"I had my own mild psychosis." "Well, that was unfortunate."

[@obsidianspectre4281]

Hahaha, MILD.

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

*The trillions upon trillions of dead Chaos worshipers and Imperium citizens and Space Marines

[@teeheeteeheeish]

"When we had our blowup, you felt like you were left on the outside. And me as a person who was constantly busy and wasn't paying attention to that, it was selfish of me to not pay attention to how you must have felt to be stuck on the outside..." If only the Emperor had had a chance to say these exact words...

[@possiblepuzzles8137]

It's absolutely perfect, like poetry it just rhymes.

[@Halo2nothing11111]

That fit too well.

[@MrOiram46]

You’d think the Emperor would’ve realized this way sooner and be the best dad during a father-son talk, after being alive for nearly 50k years and having seen countless generations of fathers and sons as examples to learn and draw from

[@teeheeteeheeish]

@@MrOiram46 he was probably so far removed from emotion, like Dr. Manhattan

[@Marshmobilise]

@@teeheeteeheeish what is the love of a son compared to the conquest of the galaxy

[@TheHound402]

This is so painfully on point with the Emperor discussing with Horus why he became Chaos's unified champion. Including how the gods fooled him into thinking he earned their blessing by force.

[@flippinchips7495]

Yep. 007 agrees.

[@LordLambertius]

Does he actually talk to Horus about this in the lore?

[@wolfgangalexander5423]

@@LordLambertius the forces of Chaos leave him at the end of the battle and he begs for forgiveness when he realizes what he's done

[@TheHound402]

@@LordLambertius No, that is what is amazing! Well, we won't truly know until the very last HH book.

[@DarkBath]

@@wolfgangalexander5423 ehhm, source?

[@CptFoolKillah]

Emp: "That is a very nutty thing to do" Horus: *sees reason

[@729060]

The gods want blood line had me dying

[@Shane2020xxx]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@mikecampos1193]

​@@Shane2020xxx SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE LET THE GALAXY BURN!

[@t33can]

@@mikecampos1193 IT MATTERS NOT WHENCE IT FLOWS

[@scarredface2684]

​@@t33can SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!!

[@TheSleepingSeer]

I actually like the quote "This is all a stage and God wants to see some people dance"

[@jakub_paints6775]

Horus realizes he is a resin miniature in a war game

[@Biodeamon]

yeah while I certainly believe there are entities out there, some of the times it just seems like they like pulling pranks on us

[@janschmitt1351]

Tzeentch

[@michaelparker7676]

Me too

[@martinc1014]

honestly feel that way unironically

[@strategogod]

If only the emperor actually sat down with horus and talked to him like this

[@NineSeptims]

he did for like 30 years lol he raised him as a father unlike the rest

[@sebgal9783]

The Emperor is gracious, loving, forgiving towards his true sons. Praise Him and his Golden Throne.

[@resorbis92]

Even towards the one he obliterated from reality.

[@XIIIphobos]

I’ve always wondered about that: Are the primarchs _truly_ the Emperor’s _true_ sons, when it’s pretty much an established fact that they are all vat-grown clones that each had a minor warp god bound to them from before they were born.

[@flippinchips7495]

@@XIIIphobos It'd be one heck of a ride.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Too bad none of them are hus true sons. He's actually the one who kidnapped souls for his little science experiment.

[@jemperdiller]

Lorgar and boys on Monarchia: Am I a joke to you

[@individual2122]

The delivery of "now they turn me into this maniac" was so accurate that it was hilarious.

[@boddy2k]

Mass respect to Horus for being so candid with his father whilst broaching these obviously difficult subjects.

[@BramsCommando]

*[YES, INQUISITOR. THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE]*

[@heavymentalgamer2580]

"It was the best time of my life. It was happy-making. It was invigorating." - Horus reminicing about Siege of Terra, almost definitely.

[@TalosBjorn]

Istvaan IV Massacre

[@MurdocIsASaint]

Or his time in the Chaos Realm

[@noelienoelie8425]

I love the smell of virus bombs in the morning.

[@philbattiste9649]

What an incredible bond between father and son. I sure hope one of them doesn't work up feelings of animosity and anger that lead to a galactic coup!

[@buwanbuwaya6927]

Ahahah, yeah I do hope him and his 20 sons have a good relationship too.

[@tomasburian6550]

"It's good to see you." Imagine if the Emperor said that when Horus came back after turning to Chaos :D

[@whatsup5914]

@@buwanbuwaya6927 18 u mean cause of the 2 lost primarchs

[@Assassin5671000]

Howd up this an alternate ending to the Horus heresy ,what is this coup you are talking about

[@krieknight7389]

Oops

[@TheHound402]

Also the idea of Joe ignoring Alex is on point.

[@janiser4711]

So it is confirmed, Alexius Jonus is a warp traveller from the 41st millenium who came to warn us of the impending future!

[@harleymarshall6929]

Onthe

[@Guaguadeath]

Dude I actually want to watch that podcast now lol

[@stonem0013]

more like he came to steer us towards a hellish future - he's clearly an agent of Chaos

[@Blockheadfun]

@@stonem0013 Heresy! Silence blasphemer!

[@lumburgapalooza]

No, he's a megalomaniacal carnival barker and a tweaker. It's fun to pretend, though. Also "fourty firth"

[@Skarlet_Sun]

3:02 ok this is actually too perfect like wtf haha

[@gggggg3912]

its confirmed we live in the 40k universe or a similar universe. do with that information with what you will

[@gggggg3912]

tbh i wouldnt be suprised if shit about aliens already being here is true, and that theres this whole universe teeming with life. or even more hilarious if it turns out that earth isnt the only planet with the human species 😂

[@Crowd7]

yeah I was freaking out. "I knew that if I had gotten you to the point where you were that upset I knew I made mistakes too" maybe that's some genuine insight into why the Emperor "let" Horus mortally wound him.

[@teddyjackson1902]

Yes, watch it all turn out to be predictive programming and Alexius and Joe are the harbingers with 40k being the window and 3 UFOs shot down in the last week. The UFOs are just the imperium coming to wake a seeded planet.

[@MrGunBunny13]

You will NEVER convince me that he hasn't been thrown into our timeline by the chaos of the Warp.

[@Dre2Dee2]

"It was the best time of my life! It was invigorating, to be there with all this evil going on." My god, the best explanation I've heard of why Horus did this

[@XRyanK]

The Emperor: "I must have made mistakes too" Horus: "Look you're a really smart guy, an entrepreneur and a bad ass" Dude this edit is class.

[@Deadman1000]

"I, have had dreams that come true!" "I'm confused at what you're saying..." This is my head canon now

[@nataku7]

I love the visual that they’re just holding their giant fucking claw hands up the whole time they’re talking.

[@edwinvoncarstein]

Maybe they are italian

[@Griffolion0]

It continually staggers me just how lore appropriate Alex Jones is. Life truly imitates art.

[@freifechterbasel6115]

I love the bald emperor having flowing glossy hair.

[@TheJC123]

This should be playing on repeat on a small TV in the corner of the Warhammer museum. It's so perfect.

[@ADHadh]

I guess the Emperor knew about the Chaos Gods after his experiments with DMT.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

Not sure which one would have provided it.... Slannesh or Tzeentch? Not Khorne's style and Papa Nurgle already gave us Covid!

[@Hurricanelive]

So... you're telling me... The Emperor in his last battle sent Horus soul to the 20th century to be born again... so Alex is Iron Man!

[@gasalpha879]

Then Horus tried to lead humanity in the shadows... Becoming, the Emperor! *Inception movie plays*

[@kcatalanarts]

"the gods want blood" that's it man. "Interdimensional Gods" I mean come on!

[@CS-cq8ux]

Nah, turns out he's right about that too. They're pretty helpful if you get on their good side, blood helps

[@Guaguadeath]

My God how absolutely spot on all of these quotes were back and forth between them 😂 each of them fit perfectly to their character and shit that has gone down in the lore lmao

[@Voolee2196]

The brief moment when Horus gained back his clarity

[@wingedhussar8552]

The dream part was so on point

[@Linahres007]

- Is it fair to say you weren't really 100% aware of what kinda influence you're having? - They have designated me as an international terrorist BRO I LOST IT THEN AND THERE

[@caad5258]

And then Sanginius showed up, fell to the Black Rage and stabbed them both.

[@thatguy4009]

This is the truth and will be retconned

[@wolfgangalexander5423]

No here's the real story. Ollanius Pius, embued with the might of the Lord killed Horus. Bg E kills Ollanius to not allow him to use his victory to re-spread Christianity, and then banished his and Horus' souls from existence so the warp gods wouldn't be able to bring them back and spread the truth to hurt big E's rep

[@Hiihtopipa]

Naah

[@harutherogue5116]

People that say this forget that Ollanius Pious himself cancels out this headcanon

[@caad5258]

@HaruTheRogue Ollanius Pius lore was bastardised by GW. The whole point was that he was a mortal foot soldier. This perpetual shit makes him less unique ironically. How many immortals does 40 K having running around the milky way? I reject the retcon.

[@kalebmantegani5922]

I swear this can’t be fiction anymore it’s too convincing.

[@Darklarik3]

Its hilarious how Joe is always the voice of reason in these skits. Wether as an emperor o a guardsman or a regular Astartes, hes always the grounded voice.

[@tylersmith2119]

"I have seen everything." Tzeentch has granted him the gift of foresight

[@ryanlitalien4007]

Wait… did Alex Jones create 40k?

[@ex1tium]

He has seen everything and he is not making this stuff up so is there actually any other argument here?

[@alphaskag1878]

Alex Jones IS 40k

[@DaraGaming42]

40k created Him

[@Blockheadfun]

He was sent back through time, and space to prepare humanity for the grimdark reality of the far future. Alexius Jonias Astartes of the “Info Warriors”.

[@globaladdict]

@@Blockheadfun pudgy primarchs lol

[@MoonBeamLaser]

I always lose it whenever their hands peek out from the armor. I am happy that you don’t edit it out!

[@andrewbeeching1240]

I can't even imagine the RL conversation that led to this mashup being even remotely possible, that isn't 100% more insane than this clip itself.

[@joshuawilson1861]

"Interdementional gate and the gods want blood"

[@FrostRare]

2:02 “it was _happy making_ “

[@clintonlemoine986]

The best one yet. Perfect absolutely perfect.

[@koryonos]

Big E being a good father out of nowhere

[@yake222]

So basically a lot of the horrors of 40k could 've been avoided with therapy

[@lordzaboem]

That's a memorable quote right there.

[@joycereed6952]

One of the things about 40k is how all of these millenia old men behave like petulant teenagers

[@JibbyDE]

"even when you were mad at me, I wasnt mad at you . I was like I just gotta talk to him." Accurate af

[@donquixote2072]

"Even when you were mad at me I wasn't mad at you, I was like; I just got to talk with him" If only that's how things worked out lol

[@oz2362]

"LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!", Yeah I may have had said things that might have upset people.

[@Its_Cannon]

Id like to imagine this is one of the more positive dreams the Emperor has while on the Golden Throne. He really did love Horus.

[@cheetobandito9857]

Telling the god-emperor of mankind that he is an entrepreneur is fucking hilarious.

[@sevenproxies4255]

"I'm sick of these loyalists putting messages in the ears of civilians that turn the freaking civilians religious!"

[@MajinObama]

Not wrong… he saw what would happen :p

[@yunusemreatalay5470]

It even references the warp-dream. This is amazing.

[@mattthornhill554]

This is such a good meme, I’d like this a thousand more times if I could

[@LiShuBen]

3:03 Literally countless lives would be saved if the big E would have said some variation of this to all of his sons

[@dsg2v]

This is too perfect. Alex jones has to be from the 41st millennium

[@Surokh]

"Malcador, pull up that video of a grizzly fighting a hive tyrant!"

[@angryfoxzd5233]

I like the ones with Alex as a space marine and Joe as a guardsmen.

[@tomasburian6550]

God, when it cut to Joe as the Emperah I just instantly lost it :D And that hair flowing from behind his head... Top notch comedy.

[@shadowsfall42]

The headphones really bring it all together too

[@jessehutchings]

It's seriously hilarious how fitting AJ conversations are for WH40K settings

[@tater8651]

Emperor Rogan: “Have you ever had a significant head injury?” Alexius Jonus (nodding): “I’ve been polygraphed.” 😂😂😂

[@edwinvoncarstein]

He actually says "piledrived" but yea it sounds similar

[@tater8651]

Piledrived makes way more sense with the conversation… but I hear ‘plygraphed’

[@dradamov]

@@tater8651 That's the injury speaking xD

[@GETNAKD]

Why is this conversation so lore friendly? It's fucking scary even! :O

[@MrDarthtelos]

It’s unfair to compare Big E and Joe Rogan. Joe’s a WAY nicer guy.

[@dangerousdays2052]

Well, even Hitler was way nicer than Big E

[@MrDarthtelos]

@@dangerousdays2052 I want to argue that but it would ne too involved to do it right so I'll just agree.

[@jeantechnoir7702]

That sounds like a damn Heresy to me, you filthy heretic, prepare to be purged!!

[@dangerousdays2052]

@@jeantechnoir7702 Tyrinnids will eat you then purge you into the digestive pools.

[@Blockheadfun]

Thousands of years as a perpetual. Trying to better our species will likely turn you into a right prick too.

[@Sigismund697]

bro he's describing the Inevitable City

[@mrx4022]

Sanguinius: "So, you're apologizing?" Horus: "Yes." Sanguinius: "Okay. I don't forgive you."

[@ColCoal]

This is the point in time when the Emperor enters the room and has not yet noticed Sanquinius, and Horus is trying to keep him distracted from looking down.

[@alfredincognito7678]

"When I was going big-guns on you" LMAO

[@Ceyx000]

After chasing Xenos into the webway, Alexei Jonesus was transported back to the 20th century

[@privatefrizz8627]

Man. What. In. The. World. Why do they fit in this universe so well?!?! I actually got drawn into it SO much that I forgot this was just a parody of Alex Jones just talking himself into a hole like Alex Jones usually does.

[@BulkBrogan.]

1:48 3:06 Jesus it's actually 40k

[@Pidgen56]

Sir I watched the original interview in full and never knew how perfect it fits to the lore. Loved every second. Editing on point too

[@beanieb0b]

“I have been designated as an international terrorist” is the best thing ever

[@sasha_ytube]

Guardsman Joe is having a career blast

[@user-rc1fi5gz6g]

Love Joe always has headphones

[@veironhedlund8061]

I love how fukin accurate these things are.

[@jackboyle2142]

I am very drunk and this makes a lot of sense

[@jackboyle2142]

I believe

[@andret3739]

If they ever make a 40k movie or show every other character should be played by Alex Jones

[@Pedro-zu3uq]

Specially the Cherubs.

[@benrunsacross2935]

JR is undoubtedly a billion times better as a dad than big E.

[@paulh3892]

These memes are so entertaining! The editing is amazing. This series is making me a bigger 40K fan by the day

[@sembalo1776]

HOW is this so lore accurate XD fits so well, tooooo well

[@alexandrchebotarev1291]

I like, when Horus admits "it was best time in my life"

[@hollowkiller1011]

Well since his last words are "I'm sorry father" I'm guessing he regret his actions lol

[@siddbastard]

love to think these big armors are just mobile appartments for regular size people.

[@user-MerchantofVenus]

I like how Joe is bald yet still has flowing hair

[@MajinObama]

He‘s rocking that Abaddon hairstyle 💀 (sry)

[@myflatlineconstruct]

Thanks for all that tortuous editing you worked. We'll done. Smooth convo.

[@jinofthesheep]

I realise there some clever editing, but this is just so insanely on point that I’m concerned they’ve seen into the future

[@MrBoosterfy]

honestly from all the crazy shit alex says, an abnormal amount of it happens

[@TLO_Yuri]

I love how this implies the emperor has Jagatai's haircut

[@alexpointon784]

Insanely accurate. Well done man

[@JuggyBohab]

This is so great and amazing how lore accurate this is.

[@JoeSmith-sl9bq]

Head injury giving him enlightement? He is like a cross between Horus and Ghaz

[@kelep1992]

Its absurd how well this works

[@oMa3aH]

soo good!great job!

[@LoyaltL]

This has to be your magnus opus. So many perfect lines. 2:01

[@DiogenesDworkinson]

Sanguinius: "I'm so glad you guys were able to talk this out before someone got hurt..."

[@davidellis7011]

I've been watching a bunch of these. all are so good.

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Wow. The Emperor actually going for a talk with this son and not just being a manipulative son of a bitch? That is really #1 dad.

[@harpazo4173]

These Alex Jones related Warhammer 40k memes are single handedly transforming me from a Warhammer 40k lore ignoramus into a scholar.

[@aarondavis5416]

I’m never getting tired of these videos

[@TonySylvesterOhio]

Hopefully in the animated cartoon this becomes cannon