If Rey Were Luke - A New Hope: Mary Sue Edition (FIXED AUDIO) [Star Wars]

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[@linknero1]

and they still say luke was a gary stu

[@nonameyet3803]

Because he was

[@dangerdash4393]

@@nonameyet3803 Actually no, he's not. He's been kicked around so much and needed his ass saved so many times. He's not even the hero in the end.

[@geneticallynuclear]

@@dangerdash4393 neither is rey. I'd argue kylo is the hero in the end

[@jasonq7504]

Sadly enough, he just described the Force Awakens 🧐

[@adrianbundy3249]

What was wrong with the audio in the last masterpiece? I don't remember having an issue.

[@jedijones]

Looks like it got blocked for having Star Wars music in it at one point. So he made a new one with the music replaced. But eventually it got unblocked.

[@TheDONing1]

That hype music tho.

[@bryangates4591]

Accurate.

[@Deuteromis]

It's been too long man.

[@64bitAtheist]

Subscribed.

[@jedijones]

Nice video. LOL, it's funny to see all those helpful characters get Xed out of the movie out of obsolescence. I noticed Rey was getting back to her Mary Sue roots in Rise of Skywalker. Reminds me of dear old Luke from that classic Star Wars movie, Return of the Mary Sue: Electric Boogaloo. Luke showed incredible sensitivity in pulling that thorn out of the Rancor's foot, Force healing him to soothe the savage beast and making a slimy new friend. A lesser hero would've killed the poor innocent creature! This is the first time Force healing is seen in the Star Wars universe. Luke then totally pwned Jabba when he was about to be pushed off the Skiff and then magically shot magical Force lasers out of his fingers with magic and blew up the Sail Barge in one magic shot. This is the first time Luke ever uses Force lightning. In times of stress, I guess you never know what you're capable of. Then there was that deleted scene where they encounter a sandstorm on Tatooine that everyone says is impassable, but Luke jumps on a sand skiff and just rides through it like a gnarly surfer dude. That kind of courage must be why everyone in the Rebellion keeps saying Luke is the best fighter they've ever had and begs him to never leave for fear they would become completely extinct without him. Without Luke's awesome power to back them up, they know they would be no better than Bantha poodoo. When Luke finds out Vader is his father, he barely breaks a sweat over it and goes right back to being the unfailing, unflappable hero we know him to be within a couple minutes. Luke then gives a touching, brotherly speech to Leia that went a little something like "In no time at all, you will start shooting random powers out of every appendage of your body whenever the mood strikes you." Leia then knew that she too would become an instant hero as soon as her super mutant X-genes kicked in! Vader then tries to attack Luke by dive-bombing him with his Advanced TIE Fighter on the Endor moon, but Luke does a perfectly timed backflip and slices that Imperial piece of junk in half. Luke then flies into a rage, defeats Vader in lightsaber combat, magically heals Vader's wounds with magic and wordlessly convinces him to turn back to the good side. I guess no one can resist his sweet little farmboy face. Luke didn't even have to worry about controlling his anger or nothing. I wonder why he didn't turn Vader back sooner if it was so easy? After that, Vader starts quietly following Luke around like a loyal, groveling assistant just like all of Luke's friends do in the movie. At the end, Luke shows all of his macho manpower by defeating the Emperor. He charges at him with his saber, pushes all that evil Force lightning (the electric boogaloo?) back into his face (somehow?) and blows him up. Stupid Emperor never (fore)saw it coming! Luke didn't even have to worry about turning to the dark side or nothing. And his new best buddy Vader was there to heal him up after the fight! My hero!

[@wolfydoes]

Beautiful

[@DarthVidin]

so true!!!!!!!

[@guilherme5094]

Great!

[@TheJadeFist]

What if Rey were Leia?

[@jedijones]

For starters, Leia would've used the Jedi mind trick on Tarkin and escaped from the Death Star on her own.

[@sunflow57]

She would have kicked Vaders ass and blew up the Death Star herself

[@Secular-Perspective]

So what if Luke Skywalker was badly Written!

[@VerdantJedi]

The Perfect formula to ruin any franchise!

[@heikimati653]

May the 4 be with you.

[@351cleavland]

No.

[@LeonidSaykin]

Cry me a river. Luke has always been damsel in distress. That's sexist to men

[@TehFeature]

this video is hilarious. but its actually just fucking stupid and sad. great story telling, disney!