If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun

[@ProfessorBiggyMinecraft]

Subscribe or techno will hit you with his steering wheel Join my Discord! discord.gg/JGegaek

[@LoMasterXD]

O_O

[@Okok-hd9fb]

Techno will hit U with a steering wheel because u aren’t subbed with your alt cookieboogiePPhaha2_003

[@Peku_G]

D:

[@BubblingOnion]

I wouldn't mind to be honest.

[@pheady7198]

He will smack you like he smacked dream

[@octagle]

the "ergh" and "herr" sounds thrown throughout give it a very legitimate techno vibe 10/10

[@mistercursed]

Also bruûůh

[@dreamkettle2855]

Yeah XD

[@davidgumazon]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX66fZJ5apisi7s

[@rockyseino4631]

NoT eVeN cLoSe

[@madjangt4181]

I think they just spliced techno voice in the hehs and ergh

[@blues5899]

You can tell how hard he’s trying to make he’s voice tecno blade and using he quotes and stuff I respect it

[@arthur9491]

I know a 14 year old dude who really sounds like Techno still mad props to the guy in the vid though

[@heavenlyeji2176]

He quotes

[@QuackersClone]

I love the "heh?"s

[@maximusgoodmeme8183]

He is technoblade

[@mason1825]

The fact that Technoblade is a complete wild card makes this better

[@FreshiMinecraft]

The Average Life Of A Human: Time to beat Minecraft, got my ender eyes and got my bow and arrows. Technoblade: I guess its Time To beat Minecraft, better start farming my potatoes..

[@rabbitdrink]

@niosonwii ok dont worry. i wont look at your playlist

[@suntzu2508]

@niosonwii ok

[@mohammad6608]

666 likes

[@Acromata]

Why hello there freshi

[@luminarthegreat]

The king is probably farming potatoes up there in heaven. Rest in peace, Techno

[@honeysuckle_00]

Ah so your the kid who farms techno’s death for likes.

[@alexkoU_U]

Dang stop fishing for likes

[@luminarthegreat]

@@honeysuckle_00 wdym? i literally commented once in this channel plus why would i do that? for what reason? Btw sorry if i respond so late, my youtube notifications is muted.

[@NutelGameMe]

Imagine you can't pay respect to someone anymore, people think you are automatically fishing for likes

[@gamercentral2417]

Humans are doomed

[@Arcyoshino]

The true reason why Techno farms potatoes

[@nobody8651]

I think you will not show rickroll

[@itzrainy_outside4450]

@niosonwii It’s a rickroll Isn’t it?

[@kingsleyhotwo]

@@itzrainy_outside4450 probably duckroll. i said this out of experience

[@euphro_]

Never expected Monika to be watching knockoff Technoblade. -sayoribestgirl-

[@Arcyoshino]

@@euphro_ you’ll never guess how many fandoms I’m in

[@ashah22]

God: techno has earned it, it’s not everyday you see a person that never dies

[@PlanetComputer]

oka

[@MP-lg3ig]

Techno neva dies!

[@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396]

Plot twist: techno is God giving himself the way of the potato

[@yes-vs6ux]

@@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396 NICE

[@benthepotato8773]

but techno is atheist...

[@Bismarck-S]

The Techno voice is so spot on, and the "Heurh"' sound is so well performed.

[@spagooti9392]

Idk bout that one

[@corn4618]

Its not Techno? HOLY fu

[@illuvial6348]

Heurh I think might be a sound file

[@choosegamingfps2032]

Couldnt even tell them apart when he said heurh

[@RLWiso]

Bismarck it's techno he just scrapped the video because it did not get him enough clout.

[@Seblertyg]

Watching this right now makes me cry. Techno was and will forever be a legend.

[@profily_from_bfb]

shut up that bs is so old

[@Fuecoco11YT]

R.I.P

[@blueplayz8223]

true legend chain

[@Futerfly1273-uz6pp]

It's ok but! one thing the love in technoblade will always be in your heart and soul

[@vipereaper]

@@Futerfly1273-uz6pp we can always enjoy his content even after years

[@krypty0780]

"not even close" - Off brand Techno at half a heart

[@confxsedpeach]

Technoblade actually said that at half a heart in the dream duel

[@milkhz_]

@@confxsedpeach shhhhh let the fool think he's a TechnoStan

[@jacktenglin2558]

And his fans would still be like “could’ve been quicker.”

[@fvdly3244]

exactly it coulda disappointed he needs to get better

[@Toad_Player]

He didn't do it in just less than 5 mins, disappointing

[@Soldierboy32]

Techno is the best

[@qwep3331]

it was the village, the village didnt have potatoes

[@abuslayer17]

Yeah, to be honest, a lot of the time was wasted finding the end portal

[@lucasjiang7574]

"with potatoes make your living, family and hobbies" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@machboltmc8926]

Agreed

[@A_ldo..]

Did he say that?

[@machboltmc8926]

@@A_ldo.. he did no joke

[@lem0ndadedcorner994]

Art of food*

[@ahuevo5606]

I’m sure he knows a little more about fighting than you do because he invented it

[@superkid5485]

Rest in peace Techno You will be remembered in our heats And also NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@Futerfly1273-uz6pp]

Classic line from our beloved pig with a crown of an legend

[@niun3287]

“ in are heats “ 🤔

[@M.S.M.H]

​@@niun3287in "are" heats

[@MrMexicoOffical]

Nope, he's dead.

[@superkid5485]

@@MrMexicoOffical Why you exist ?

[@Kami74159]

This isn't staged, it was an actual speedrun attempt; unfortunately a hidden speedrun rule states that godly interference renders the time null since a man in 1999 summoned God himself and got a time of five minutes, and then proceeded to beat several women to death with an aluminium bat. It was wild.

[@zibasPk]

Schlattquote

[@whiskeredwolf4861]

It’s too early in the morning to read this

[@ringo_real]

omg i get that reference. schlatt my daddy

[@ringo_real]

@@gloxhrixh git good

[@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396]

“You won’t fear anyone if you know yourself and believe in the potato magic” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@respectyourself1786]

This is random but I really wanna see the video again but can’t remember which one it was. So which video are you referencing again?

[@sammymc789]

I hate when i see sun tzu quotes but he didn't actually said that

[@yangu2865]

@@sammymc789 its just a joke going around in techno’s fanbase about the potato war

[@sammymc789]

@@yangu2865 i know but its like disrespecting sun tzu

[@suntzu2508]

“STOP INCLUDING ME IN A BLOCK GAME I’M A PROFESSIONAL STRATEGIST” ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@vichumpbrey5921]

Unpopular opinion: This is the real technoblade and this is his deleted footage

[@alrightanimations2207]

Let's make this a popular opinion shall we

[@inigoyeet294]

i actually think that's him

[@paggelus7351]

Techno would never play with view bobbing on

[@brixonixx]

@@inigoyeet294 potato man are you an envoy for the potato and blood god?

[@jonthebob2159]

666th like

[@roborovskistudios4892]

This makes me cry, Techno was a pure legend RIP Techno

[@dreadz314]

He was boring ngl😂

[@madrondc2]

​@@dreadz314... I hate you.

[@Alfonso-bo7wp]

@@dreadz314 tf is wrong with you

[@PuceGaming445]

bro get off this video we dont need to be reminded of his death all the time just enjoy the damn video

[@PH0EN1X420]

shut@@PuceGaming445

[@prithviproduction4412]

I cant get over with the fact that not only this guy sounds like techno. But also it was accurately dream and george too with all the clapping and everything! Good job ma dudes

[@נעםכהן-צ3ל]

The face is the real techno

[@coololplay3196]

Bruh

[@sehrtoll9119]

I watched the whole video and thought it was actually Technoblade lmao

[@gotsnoname]

@@sehrtoll9119 BrUhHhHhHhHh 💀

[@swg2134]

To sound like techno all you do is sound as monotone as possible

[@superlolgal555]

everyone's talking about the techno impression but that George and Sapnap were on POINT

[@blazegaming7738]

wait rly ?!

[@giantperaon5169]

@@blazegaming7738 no u fell for it o think

[@hydraariums1551]

They were tryna sound like sap and George?

[@D_LGND]

420 likes

[@blazegaming7738]

ok after observing a little yes they do sound different srsly tho they did such a good job at impersonating their voices

[@lessStolen]

Let's be fair If Techno tries to do an speedrun he's going to have a decent time in his first attempt I mean, he's the blood god after all

[@_mark_3814]

Yeah 1.16 speedrunning is about tons of grinding and Techno definitely has the dedication if he tried.

[@dcchaos6409]

@@_mark_3814 *laughs in farming potatoes on block game for 11 hours a day*

[@donkeykhan1453]

@Sean A this is so sad remy is gone

[@joemacaraeg2522]

@@_mark_3814 nahh 1.16 is rng xqc literally got 33 mins even though he sucks at speedrunning

[@lumo5515]

well he did beat the game using a stearing wheel

[@elitegamer9310]

Feels weird watching this after Techno passed. RIP King.

[@Okok-hd9fb]

Where was techno’s knee cam?!?! I paid money to see this blood god, what a scam. Reset

[@Okok-hd9fb]

@Amarjeet Kaur someone did it, u shall rest now

[@sirpuffin08]

@Amarjeet Kaur im like 163

[@Lucnotshiftyy]

@@sirpuffin08 I'm 247

[@daryllrancejaurigue7128]

I saw you in mr beast techno vs dream video

[@Okok-hd9fb]

@@daryllrancejaurigue7128 yes

[@trsamisari]

"Fear the one who needs nothing but potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of war

[@danieltheemerald7519]

Too true

[@igo___]

True

[@aldozulfikar54]

How a Speedrunner beat the game: Dream: Stone tools Technoblade: *a potato*

[@hemlo6179]

*And a Steering Wheel*

[@imanequalopportunitylunati2329]

Aaand not even close

[@sweetbutpsycho6321]

potato yessssssss

[@LdouchebagL]

Fun fact :if you type technoblade in the KZbin search bar after you press search it will try to correct you saying ‘did you mean: technoblade never dies’? Rest In Peace king, you were such a great inspiration to millions ❤

[@el.the.mushroom.gal.]

"Techno" in the most deadpan voice ever: *I need Dream's clout.*

[@catchara1496]

He’s said that before too lol

[@yaral4]

Listen to corpse husband

[@ace1809]

Bruh CROPSE HUSBANDS VOICE WILL CREAP YOU IN YOU DREAMS

[@liquidserpent5435]

He doesn't need eyes of ender. He only needs potato eyes. Edit: Holy Christ this blew up. Appreciate y'all.

[@betterthanzekromandreshira9313]

respect

[@masamigameon]

@@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 Caesar Salad

[@sylpherish]

He just uses the power of the sun

[@samvitdhawan8353]

@@masamigameon SHIZAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Zuion_Art]

Eye of potatoes is here

[@obseys]

“Wait techno you need eyes, you need ender eyes” “I don’t need eyes..” -technoblade

[@qgducn]

So he can’t see? Lol

[@valkyrae6830]

@@qgducn no all he needs are potato’s

[@qgducn]

@@valkyrae6830 yea ok

[@n0tbettlessnub613]

PPPOOOOOOOOOOTTTAAATTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Caminopoi66]

“I see through echolocation”

[@MetApHysIcZ]

r.i.p techno😔 you always had the best enthusiasm, your were so happy. and now, your gone

[@Grimstroyer]

As a wise man once said rip man 🙏

[@seaotters4723]

“How does he have strength” Technoblade: “PO-TA-TO

[@Amongus-ln1pr]

Tatto

[@matejamicic3037]

the power of holy potato

[@SticKnight_007]

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[@ethansantiago3573]

He disguised the Ender eyes to look like potatoes and every time a potato drops it’s actually a ender I you want proof I’ll give you proof

[@ethansantiago3573]

2:34 here’s the proof

[@rwolr28]

“i dont need eyes” *proceeds to play blinded*

[@yuvaanaggarwal6720]

Lol

[@dorjeethongchi3936]

Lol

[@eugeneman1845]

XD

[@warden7138]

Lol

[@peirong]

NOW PLAY IT WITH A STEERING WHEEL

[@Dark_Eye96]

Technoblade has earned the achievement: Free the Potatao 🥔

[@sukunavxq]

Technoblade

[@legoslayer1990]

The potato

[@captain_deadpoolcx7585]

@@legoslayer1990 no its patatao

[@GerardoDelgado07]

More like god potato

[@ferguslupus6305]

Rest In Peace Techno❤️ you will be remembered

[@themainflow9902]

"Not even close" "Potatoes" *Weird witch noise* -technoblade

[@teneousmar1671]

"Hergh"

[@ag4162]

Everyone is talking about how good the techno impression is, but no one js talking about how well they impression the "WHAT"s

[@vbqddiee5077]

lol

[@vbqddiee5077]

Or the fact that he found a dungeon in less than 12 mins

[@not_youraveragefrenchfry7668]

Technoblade: "one shots the dragon with potato" Me: seems legit

[@adonygrapes]

Yep

[@chinhnguyenxuan9154]

cause it's enchanted baked potato

[@Ganimator-e]

@@chinhnguyenxuan9154 nononono its the almighty raw french potato fry

[@CalamityTerra]

@@Ganimator-e with extra salt

[@vanitha4597]

@@Ganimator-e with ketchup

[@CouscousKhan]

"If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun" Me instantly checking the date in case it's recent

[@Bobcat1573]

Techno: and that’s why I farm potato’s People: “slowly walks backwards”

[@lynlovespurple]

that how he won potato war

[@crapotato9099]

I was like, Huh, what did i saw? Was that real? Was it photoshopped? Mod? Meh who cares its fun to watch.

[@uhohstinky8298]

Is nobody gonna appreciate the fact that he tried his best intimidating techno with “Bruh” and “Not even close”

[@alzero6178]

imitating

[@doctor.d.r7280]

And the “heeh”s

[@50REN]

*imitating

[@Zonearck]

Legends NEVER DIES

[@set2152]

"I dont need Eyes, I need potatos" - Technoblade 2020

[@bngmapping]

Lmao

[@teh_nooble]

he never did need the eyes, as the potatoes HAD THE EYES

[@dylkii]

Repeat context-

[@edenmimun3970]

POtAtO eYeS

[@Glukii]

That little "eh" every like 20 seconds is incredibly accurate

[@themrpope4537]

This is so inaccurate, technoblade would never farm potatoes that inefficiently

[@fun-sizedwhitty3587]

every 1 potato he picks up the 499 potatoes get picked up aswell

[@kshitizplays5305]

TRUE!!!

[@roowakeh4302]

Fax

[@DeadMemeMan]

ehh

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

He didn’t even get 300 potatoes a second scam

[@EmperorHawk]

Yessssssssss for a while I thought you weren’t going to put the steering wheel in, but I was so happy to be proven wrong! Awesome Technoblade impression, by the way

[@dreamsclone7003]

Technoblade: “exists” Potatoes: “chuckles” I’m in danger

[@VV-cl7wm]

@Alia M ohammad Ali Zaytoun is not stupid stfu if you don't love potato get heck out of here

[@fredrick119]

@Alia M ohammad Ali Zaytoun go away dream stan

[@lorenzovitali3650]

Oh no, the fanbases. They finally met each other. I predict war

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

@@lorenzovitali3650 *yes"

[@AbsurdRoji]

bro he didnt even do it in less than 30 seconds L technonoob

[@RapidHuge]

Dream: Getting wood, finding some ores, getting some stuff, making a portal to the nether, gathering blaze rods, finds the stronghold, kill some endermans and get pearls, enter the end portal, kill the dragon, finish the speedrun. TechnoBlade: "Oh, great potato gods"

[@Der_Phisch]

Dream is such a noob lol the potato god Strategie is way more effecint

[@imfiera2594]

lmao ikr Dream is too outdated

[@thankedpit2brother483]

@@imfiera2594 yeah dreams method was invented in 1.6

[@juniort0451]

@@Der_Phisch Wdym Noob lol he's a god, he finished the mcc parkour twice alone and made the admin rage not only that he literally broke the world record multiple times lol

[@Whiddbsjdbdjsnzbd]

@@juniort0451 Its a joke bruh

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

If you think about it, he did have eyes, potatoes have eyes in them.

[@Dragon-gx4he]

No they don’t, potatoes is spelt P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S see no I

[@snailcheeseyt]

@Daniel Galeski *the potatoes have eyes*

[@ravrav6433]

i live in america and i have never heard of potato eyes

[@pain446]

@@ravrav6433 potatoes do have eyes. All of them do

[@bananaduck9849]

@@ravrav6433 I’m in America but know what potato eyes are. I think almost everyone does lol.

[@BlueCreeperFromMinecraft]

The way of how those guys in the background scream "WHAT", that made me laugh. Oh and btw, R.I.P technoblade. He will never be forgotten.

[@iyostreebutiqueitisharma9139]

*"Oh the great potato god"* *Please bring technoblade back.*

[@skrum7005]

let the man rest bruh

[@y33t36]

Let technoblade rest

[@Pluh_333]

@@y33t36 it’s kids

[@Blockyverse]

oh we wish so

[@RedLogged]

@@skrum7005 he was 23 years old it was not yet his turn to rest.

[@mithirilz4072]

The "Heurh" sounds a lot like technoblade, pay respect to this guy for such amazing voice acting holy-

[@ipostrandomclips4470]

Ikrr

[@Kameron-dy5fb]

Its the same sound clip over and over

[@minteggy93]

Hrueh

[@dqq0]

Its a clip of the actual techno I think.

[@beans2260]

Plot twist:he’s actually techno blade

[@rybel461]

The comments would be “techno didn’t beat it in 0:01 seconds trash smh”

[@KingOfSpace1]

HAHA YES WHY LOL

[@kontinua1125]

“L I’m gonna unsubscribe and subscribe to dream until you get gud loool” -Techno fan

[@masamigameon]

@RdkMar No u cringe

[@demeraracake4475]

techno didn’t beat it in 0:01 seconds trash smh

[@LeonScarlet-fr]

Its funny commie

[@owentheking04]

Rest in peace techno You will be missed

[@rifqyrasyah7549]

"NERD SPOTTED" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@sappical]

The "bruh" and "Heh?!" Really sounds like techno, props to you

[@dontreadmyname5165]

BbruUuUh.

[@Bombobil]

Techno is so addicted to potatoes that he hates them now.

[@xtin918]

He dosent, he still farms them actually

[@kare1797]

He is farming on hypixel and he is still insane

[@willrouton]

Love you Techno, you’ll be forever missed. Legend.

[@sebnemt.1641]

technoblade : *slaps ender dragon with a potato* ender dragon : *dies because of the power of potatoes*

[@supergamingyo33]

*POTATO GODS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON*

[@hamadfjk3mk]

@@supergamingyo33 loooool

[@littlejohnstheo3396]

Oh my god 100000/10 profile pic chicken nugget god! Oh

[@elplacerdevivirvazquez6983]

Potatoe power

[@jasonsanimations2624]

@Anormalidad encubierta yeah give him a medal he watched the video

[@benedictyung3858]

The way he talked was spot on, but still not depressed enough and he didnt sound like he started smoking since 5

[@ahmedayoubier9408]

lol

[@richunclepennybags223]

so true lol

[@Navir9]

@Jesse Pruneau u must be fun at parties

[@mataeus.]

I’d say 3 is a decent age

[@averydee5328]

@@Navir9 Yeah, he sounds like he's really fun at partys, you on the other hand do not.

[@nonyabusiness5186]

“You don’t need the potatoes” “I have acquired the potatoes” The Technoblade version of “How ‘bout I do anyway?”

[@unlisted5474]

How about i do anyway from bill wurtz never forgotten

[@naveenajose7963]

I have 100 Stacks

[@kimkristabasto9302]

RICK EOL

[@NecoBarisTosun]

WOW DUDE! Awesome video! I liked it too much.

[@iSyriux]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime someone says "yo" in the video

[@inspectorapples9001]

heHe **burps** ReAl **burps** fUn

[@naxezy9635]

@@inspectorapples9001 gay

[@kamaldeepkaur1892]

That's a lot of damage

[@thisgamer2791]

Are you trying to make people od

[@waterderp3433]

@Drake Flextape drunk water 👌👌👌

[@sagesharkie]

your techno impression is so good like wtf- that might as well be him 😳

[@ProfessorBiggyMinecraft]

Haha, pkmnmstr voiced him!

[@prodbyevadwave]

@@ProfessorBiggyMinecraft pog

[@wc5502]

i mean its not that hard. have a some what deep voice and make ur voice raspy but also in a slightly higher pitch. hard to explain but not that hard lol Edit: I'm mean not easy easy but way easier than other mc youtubers

[@celeryballs]

@@wc5502 try doing it if your a female. it’s hard. didn’t work

[@jaredhouseholder1979]

@@celeryballs girls don't use the internet

[@funnithefunniest5494]

Technoblade in a nutshell: “ pOtAtOeS “ “ Dont break potato please “ “ not even close “ “ I dont need eyes “ “ bit of wood and stone “ “ all great potato god “ “ eh “ “ we did itttt “ “ wait was my camera on “

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

"Steering wheel"

[@elliottbrincefield4975]

Shut up :)

[@bengarcia1409]

Wow so funny..

[@ksks2683]

"Scam"

[@doebuck]

@@elliottbrincefield4975 my dude why the negative attitude?

[@jomamaisfat5179]

I love how he can fit a 13 minute speedrun into a four minute video

[@swampymender4400]

"Potatoes can be whatever i want." -Sun tzu (After collecting all 6 potatoes )

[@swampymender4400]

@Feet TickIer52 Are there other comments like this ? i didnt knoe

[@dr.fruitsnack9131]

Ah yes, the 6 infinity potatoes, the potatoes that can used to defeat the green man Dreamos, the way superior Thanos...

[@killerqueen6114]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJLdf5V9lJigb6M

[@shaquilleoatmeal911]

Me : *spends 30 minutes to make an automatic potato farm* Technoblade : "Hippity Hoppity your farm is now my property."

[@Borgcide]

LAME

[@Qwaziop]

@@Borgcide LAME

[@tomsmitenieks1744]

ok

[@FrenchFry971]

Lmao

[@masongao123]

@@Borgcide dude.. its a technoblade thing, chill

[@chrisrosevear7253]

I love that when techno does something crazy and everyone’s freaks out he just takes it as a joke and makes a villager noise and bruuu u uuuh

[@bobobo1647]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE"rip technoblade

[@gianttacogod]

This run is slower than the actual world record. Speedrunners are another breed

[@shuvelstone1331]

That's insane.

[@sniclops15]

What's the current WR time? I recall there was a sub 12 minute run

[@gianttacogod]

@@sniclops15 9:36

[@gianttacogod]

@@sniclops15 that is the current wr

[@sniclops15]

@@gianttacogod Oh wow it's lower than I thought

[@sefoesus]

Your techno impersonator sounds like he’s dying inside XD

[@rajkangriwala2898]

how it should be

[@strawbury1384]

Now that’s what we call, _good impersonator skills_

[@sefoesus]

**Die** approximately 2 seconds later **Die** now this is acting

[@bruhnana6396]

Thats why it is accurate

[@jungle706]

just like techno

[@adean5707]

I like the fact that this isn't even world record anymore

[@aaminaamir3537]

Wr is 9 mins

[@ayubconvlogs2444]

@@aaminaamir3537 where did you get that lol

[@poultrypants]

That’s what I was gonna say

[@RandomizedGuy69]

@Anjan Bhaumik go check Kiwiest Birb's speedrun it was 5 minutes and 13 seconds

[@ayubconvlogs2444]

@@RandomizedGuy69 his speedrun was SSG which is set seed

[@PretzelsCat32]

rip techno "legends never die"

[@mr.oneshot4144]

All voices be like: OMG HOW: George and sapnap Potato's: techno

[@papjam]

3:55 Dream

[@nukulus9344]

@@papjam 3:52

[@togeinumaki8002]

@@nukulus9344 That YEEESSS is skeppy

[@chintinghang8347]

Him: Hey Techno wanna collab? Techno: No Him: Fine I'll do it myself Edit: hey what's with the M. comments

[@dullbog6703]

M.

[@theguywithoutabrain]

M.

[@potatogod897]

M.

[@aflashyguy]

M.

[@Smolio_Random]

Haha no

[@Alzxzz]

3:55 that "oh my god" sounded like dream 100%

[@lllllll7859]

TRUE! :O

[@RandomStryderYTOFFICIAL]

it sounded more like George if I'm honest

[@Alzxzz]

@@lllllll7859 lol

[@valkyrae6830]

@@RandomStryderYTOFFICIAL I hear both

[@nephele4403]

Aaah it did!!

[@haitembendenia6573]

You were a fun, brave and awesome soul. Thanks for always being positive and providing us with laughs and smiles!

[@riftenguard9666]

How be techno: Say potato and say bruh once in a while.

[@Viillager]

No one: Not even a single soul: Technoblade: *b r u*

[@milifranklin9275]

it sounds more like “breuuuh”

[@rogercabral8864]

B r e u u u h

[@ric9761]

Also Technoblade: *e h*

[@j.p3447]

B R R R U u u u u u u h

[@faustaswolfgang4359]

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ―The Joker

[@lindafranklin5517]

M.

[@lemonlime1157]

@Jake Laurel prob Joaquin

[@owo5787]

M.

[@owo5787]

M.

[@owo5787]

M.

[@amberkasold1532]

I love the fact that you made techno as depressed as much as possible

[@limling8543]

When you realise that Techno’s voice is soo hard to mimic...

[@hermitfan_363]

i can do it when i dont want to do it but when i try to do it purposely it "not even close".

[@universenerdd]

Technocraft: I don’t need friends NERDS Kill squids with potatoes Useless button, technoplane

[@cyrusnathanieldumayas5952]

Cya

[@bernardojulaton3807]

Uh what

[@bernardojulaton3807]

I dont know

[@bernardojulaton3807]

@@cyrusnathanieldumayas5952 can you play plants vs zombie your recording? Pls

[@bernardojulaton3807]

@@cyrusnathanieldumayas5952 and show me your channel

[@blessinggggggg]

1:59 that “WHAT?” Sounded like bad

[@fard2780]

Also 2:50

[@moved2938]

@@fard2780 nah that sounded like sapnap

[@Mason_000]

It was his voice clip used

[@lewoland]

@@moved2938 i think george

[@borgibajo3942]

the guy sound nothing like techno no offense

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

ironically,this video predicted the potato dimension on April fools

[@octooo.]

Glitchless, potato only, random seed, technoblade skin.

[@someguyontheinternet2544]

Literally every word in this video “WHAT” “Wait you don’t have_______!” “Hæh” "TECHNO!" “Not even close” “Potatoes” “Burrrrr” "NO WAY!"

[@mskull24gaming79]

What about NO WAY

[@nintenjoe2734]

And “TECHNO!”

[@someguyontheinternet2544]

ok thanks guys ill make the changes

[@Reesemike]

You say it like it’s not accurate

[@hoalahoe3132]

See you later nerd

[@williamhammonds2479]

The “HEH?” Is so accurate

[@fantasmagoriematics5361]

Present me: OFFFF that line "see ya later nerds " hits hard cuz of- Past me: cuz of what? Present me: you don't need to know😞

[@GODS.WORD11]

Rip

[@dakotamoffatt4953]

3:36 "Heh?" *One-shots the ender dragon with a potato*

[@Mawirick]

Dunno if this is a joke, if it isn't well it was possible since he had strength prob 255

[@mrtoad9588]

It’s a joke

[@potatotheankylosaurus7954]

@@Mawirick p

[@booomboom4834]

Plot Twist: This is actually the real way to beat minecraft

[@CarlosAllyZzz]

Ye in your dreams

[@Technodog]

I like how under today’s standards this wouldn’t even be world record

[@ethanvictor9906]

Bro has predicted the future with the potatos in the end portal kinda like the potato dimension in april 1th and R.I.P techno

[@UhmAshton]

What is the key to life Everyone: Money and Family Technoblade: Potatoes

[@named746]

relatable if your family is a pig

[@stevenchen995]

imagine the noobs actually trying this in their worldsx

[@nuclearchungus8134]

Wait this video is fake

[@bluehood4052]

Big Chungus he said noobs so they didn’t get it

[@cytos]

"I'm GoInG tO gO tRy It OuT iN mY ChRiStIaN mInEcRaFt SeRvEr RiGhT nOw!!!!!!!!"

[@Leafcup_]

Plot twist This is actually techno but everyone knew that

[@silverthelegend1644]

“I can’t believe you did that!” “I can, what if that wasn’t linear progression? This was the most predictable outcome there could’ve been” R.i.P king 👑 🐷

[@WcropoliX]

Dream: gimme a ender pearl and i will beat minecraft Technoblade: *P O T A T O E S*

[@Mr.Boyo13]

Bruh not only did technoblade get blessed by the potato god and finish within 13 minutes He did it all with a gawd damn steering wheel... The man's truly the master of Minecraft

[@mr.cybersuit]

yes

[@olgadragon9225]

SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS. I was trying to understand what's wrong with the camera. At first I thought that this is a potato with headphonesXD

[@tonyplays67]

@@olgadragon9225 ME TOO XP

[@sporkslit2124]

why is this accurate? and whoever replicated his voice and wise words, you did great

[@Top_Memer21]

Rest in peace king❤🐷