Jake and Amir Celebrity Date

We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja !
Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@nolanrudolph5463]

Matched with a Jasmine on Tinder, just pulled the “I have Alladened you from Jafar”, and received an instant unmatch lmao.

[@RoboBoddicker]

You're what we call an "app killer"

[@thomasmcdonough7867]

Dude get yourself a tinder coach

[@johnangelle5975]

You’re a hero for giving it a shot

[@bteamgleemllc6864]

Try my old line. "Sit on my face, and I'll eat myself to your heart"

[@knowbodysupreme4141]

“Why didn’t you tell me you had an in with BINES!! HAHAAAaaa. SHES ALL THAT!” Shit gets me every time

[@ThrillaWhale]

The only thing better than insecure jake episodes are the hybrid ones where jake transforms mid-episode between his normal and tryhard states. Some fucking jekyll and hyde shit right there.

[@CrazyKonaKai]

*Jakell

[@karonkingone]

Like the Bitcoin episode!

[@thunderthecovers]

I was just about to comment this. This could be my favourite episode, i love when their characters switch suddenly. I remember the first one i saw like that blew my mind cause i really wasnt expecting it haha. Steve

[@indianawesomeness]

what other episodes do this?

[@karonkingone]

The Bitcoin episode

[@lucyanne9626]

I love how the moment Jake puts the hat on, he becomes a totally different person.

[@bronco24]

Sam S He actually becomes his true, insecure self.

[@lucyanne9626]

bronco24 I know. It's just such a sudden transition of personality that I can't help but double over with laughter.

[@indigojack99]

+Sam S or his true self!!

[@SalvableRuin]

it's gold lol

[@that_one_momo_guy]

+therealitybeforeyou Fedodo Baggins

[@dereklam1225]

6 years on and "Aladdined you from Jafar" is still the most clever combination of words ever uttered.

[@ArmanZaidi]

LMFAO fr

[@olinkirkland]

i love that leron had bynes phone number... and texted her for her email

[@BloodBathFenix]

Not a lot of people seem to get the brilliance of this.

[@AyleidCraft]

SexabIe he texted her for her email. Most people communicate by text these days. Instead of giving Amir her number, which he had, he gave him her email

[@poponater1000]

And that jake could read the email address off the card, but he had to be holding it to write her an email

[@neontime8507]

@@BloodBathFenix just because we're not taking notes of everything that happens in the ep in the comments doesn't mean this went over peoples heads

[@agistoni1894]

“Someone as beautiful and strong as Jamie lee Curtis” he sounds like he’s about to cry

[@Th3Marchioness]

I never get over the sincerity in Jake's voice and eyes when he talks about Jamie Lee Curtis XD

[@gabrflyan6364]

“…do you think Jamie Lee Curtis gets paid to do the Activia commercials or does she just love Yogourt?”

[@garrettashe8610]

Good point. Like, does she get paid in yogurt or money?

[@joshpratt8678]

Activia paid her like a billion dollars

[@krkNdvd]

She just loves yoghurt, the proof is in the smile.

[@yepoknow]

Because last time I checked smiles mean happy

[@123ada321]

@@joshpratt8678 a billion???

[@danLyoutube]

This might be Jake's best performance ever.

[@T0xicZ]

I've admired this video from afar. Scratch that comment: I've Aladdined this video from Jafar.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

A relatively unknown video, but with one of the best j&a lines in it!

[@NikSwiftDigs]

Is that good to write?

[@T0xicZ]

Nikolaus Cox Commenters love Disney. That Disney shit. Stop second guessing. REALLY stop second guessing me.

[@NikSwiftDigs]

All is BARE in SHOVE and FLOOR.

[@GoOnLaurie]

"I'm nude! You've nuded me!" Amir looks so serious 😂😂😂

[@Sendmetothesky]

Lol

[@007phred]

Whats funny is amir has been naked in the office multiple times without caring.

[@slycooper459]

Froggie McLillypad I guess he’s surprised someone else did it to him

[@alexanderstewart7819]

1:37 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Exodus 20:7 Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit. O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. Matthew 12:33-37 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Acts 2:38 This is what it means to be born of water and of the spirit: Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. John 3:5 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Hebrews 9:27 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 6:23 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:9-10 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Romans 10:13 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. John 3:16-21

[@zestyzucchini57]

one of the most quotable episodes of all time

[@alexnelsonamaya1]

-I have admired you from a far- I have Aladdin’d you from jafar

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I would love to take you out to a meal of sushi. My treat if you would treat meat to a seat on your face! Love.... Jake.

[@acetrainerj3277]

@@hittingyouoverthehead NO

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@acetrainerj3277 Yes! Fuck off dude! That's the fuck off email.

[@Winteramen]

@@hittingyouoverthehead stop second...REALLY stop second guessing me...

[@TheEpsilonExpirement]

Holy shit. Eight years of watching Jake and Amir and somehow this is the first time I’ve seen this episode

[@DIYisntDead]

same!

[@ichigome5554]

Certain ones slip through the cracks if the view count isn't high.

[@MyopicFox]

Same

[@neilsanghvi5229]

@@MyopicFox The algorithm knows what is best for us. That or this video is playing hard to wet

[@declan6506]

It wasn't on the CollegeHumor channel for some reason. Cool that Jake and Amir still got to bring it over to their channel!

[@DStringzzZ]

“Treat meat to a seat on your face”… Jake wants to sit on Amanda’s face??

[@zegodhand]

You heard the man.

[@dekewhite7180]

Amir loses it when he says “My wedding is gonna look like the fucking Oscars”

[@nicoreuel2092]

wow, i think this is my favourite episode for the sole reason that Jake plays Straight Man Jake and Insecure Jake in the same damn episode! amazing!!

[@alirezaadib15]

I f#@king die when Jake, on a dime, does his jekyll and hyde transformation on 1:35. Every freakin time

[@stingersfury]

Jake is such a diva roach

[@showrespectplease]

one of the greatest of all time. When Jake puts on the hat lol

[@ron-by5oh]

sheesh dude. she’s all that!

[@RowBlanka]

im so content that that that that murph didnt show up with his boiling hot spum for once and didnt ruin everythong

[@ambrahalert3793]

Jake didn't even pay the Jake's Doggin Me fee

[@andrewmaderer1989]

The "All's BARE in SHOVE and floor," line is the best goddamn joke that Jake has in the entire series!

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

This is one of my favorite i can't even begin to understand why is not in the official channel

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

I've got some good news for you bud

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

I think it was because they were car sick

[@stefansmith]

"Dear Ms. Bines" "NICE!" Amir sounds so impressed.

[@maxgamesst1]

It took me years to realiaze "All's bare and shove and floor" = All's fair in love and war

[@hellohereisavideo]

The note he smells at 1:32 was written by his cousin Leron.

[@aidan7899]

This is one of my favourite episodes.

[@MrBrightside6969]

+Aidan Pryde Man, I've been binge watching these videos instead of writing my paper, I've seen this video probably 100 times and I laugh my ass off every time. "Fuck of doood. That's that FUCK OFF email"

[@aidan7899]

Justin Why didn't you tell me you had an in with Bynes

[@MrBrightside6969]

This an Jakes hat are probably my favourite, "dora the explora im rockin that fedora".

[@thatgirlcheree]

Classless I know this is random but I love the Mister Peanut Butter prof pic. Bojack Horseman is such an underrated series.

[@thecreepycuck6036]

aidan false: thats EVERY EPISODE

[@thekingofcheese9005]

Somehow the joke that keeps getting me is Jake defining pantsing someone, then shoving them onto the ground as "passive-aggressive"

[@wyattritter14]

More like pantsive aggressive i guess

[@e13kid]

The KZbin holy grail, a jake and amir I haven't seen.

[@e13kid]

I miss that feeling 😅

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I just realised- Leron had Amanda Bynes' niece's cell phone which probably had her phone number but instead of taking the phone number from the cell, he texted her from it, asked for her email address and returned the phone.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Haha, pretty cool detail dude...

[@yepoknow]

The five year gap on this comment and the followup incredible

[@orange_leaf4913]

“Fahkoff” iconic

[@thomase13]

I LOVE the "mailer daemon"/"Matt Damon" joke! One of the cleverest jokes in the series I think!

[@Gravitics]

Definitely not one of the most clever. Simpleton

[@BenjaminGoose]

your simple@@Gravitics

[@Gravitics]

@@BenjaminGoose simply the best

[@BenjaminGoose]

fat-free@@Gravitics

[@ianjenkins7008]

What's Gucci with her?

[@dkeane6152]

+Tí mó tàihòu shū. Gucci*

[@mevicky100]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE!! TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY *WIFE*

[@mevicky100]

holy shit, I just found this video and thought I hadn’t seen it yet and came to comment…I am the weakest link, goodnight

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Jake going from confident to choking back tears in a split second is so good. Fuck off dude, that's that fuck off emotional roller coaster

[@mikehawk2148]

"I'm nude! You've nuded me!" is, without a doubt, the funniest line that I have ever seen in a J&A video

[@NickyCrunch]

Mike Hawk legit dude that shit makes me crack up

[@shayanbhattacharya4628]

Mike Hawk "You are a chicken. You are a chicken, Parm. You are a goddamn chicken Parmesan!" is the funniest line in my opinion 😂

[@mikehawk2148]

Shayan Bhattacharya hahaha not a bad one

[@dylanjwebmusic]

I mean it's good but it's no "I have Aladdined you from Jafar"

[@ClosestToTheSun]

"It's my way or the balcon-ay!"

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

"The Brothers Ryan." Classic.

[@TheXboxReviewer]

"she's all that" XD

[@gracileferrante4313]

I’ve been watching this show for years and get there are still episodes I haven’t seen till now

[@ranchpanda7932]

"All's bare in shove and floor" I JUST got that lmao

[@mmvchannel7771]

it's fantastic

[@wesley2936]

I know right

[@FelixMcG1]

the way he says "what's gucci with her?" sounds exactly like headgum Marty.

[@cracksuperman]

One of the brothers Ryan 😂😂

[@abhir4235]

You knew this was going to take a turn to Insecure Jake the second he said 'someone as beautiful and strong as Jamie Lee Curtis'

[@trossefar]

How did I just see this?

[@ryanferrier9964]

I gave Amanda away at the wedding... I was the Ryan that gave her away.

[@johnangelle5975]

Ryan Ferrier Congratulations

[@user-oh5gz4ue6r]

@@2BlickRick when the jake and amir reference is sus!

[@slipknotfatman]

Everytime I get a little sympathetic for Jake and his torture from Amir, he does something like this and remind me why they are perfect for each other lol. I wish Netflix or somethin offered to make a J&A show like the office but centered on those two.

[@kevinfarrell9304]

this is one of my favorites for sure.

[@thatgirlcheree]

The various levels of genius in this single episode are magnificent.

[@JaxonBurn]

The ol’ switcheroo... halfway through a sketch!!?? Outrageous!!

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

That transformation was on point

[@Ethiokami]

Such an underrated episode

[@alanvld3703]

The Brothers Ryan

[@NougatCN]

2:51 is my favorite Jake delivery

[@cliftonthompson7535]

I have watched these episodes thousands of times, and I have somehow never seen this one. Thank you random upload channel

[@VanVlearMusic]

I’ve probably watched this at least 25 times

[@VanVlearMusic]

40 by now

[@dedicatedsleuth]

All's BARE... in SHOVE... and FLOOR!

[@Enzombie]

this is my favorite J&A ever , how come this video is not on their channel?

[@Enzombie]

It is now, WTF?

[@user-oh5gz4ue6r]

@@Enzombie what made you think about this 4 years later

[@Enzombie]

@@user-oh5gz4ue6r I saw a movie on tv and Amanda Bynes was in it

[@user-oh5gz4ue6r]

@@Enzombie the internet is amazing

[@14GILBEM]

Oh hey! It's the game boy!

[@starvingdeveloper2987]

I died when Jake puts on the fedora hahaha

[@Rylee_G]

Jake's impression of Amir is very strong Like 200% Amir

[@ticca29]

"I'm nude, you've nuded me" is the best line in the show.

[@Chris180Z]

"You've nuded me!" 😂 I've never seen Amir so offended

[@gabbogaffe1477]

Jake's laugh is just.... wow

[@simonhailom2477]

When Jake said his wedding is gonna look like the Oscars, I imagined him slapping Amir.

[@DevonAlexanderHess]

I love that Leron could have just written down Amanda's phone number, but instead used it to blackmail her into giving him her email address.

[@lard3man]

I've been watching this for years and never noticed that

[@anarchohelenism]

I love how when Jake asks Amir to stop second guessing him it sounds like he’s about to cry

[@nutmaster652]

All’s *bare,* in *shove,* and *floor*

[@luke5kr]

"all's bare in shove and floor" I have no words

[@SeraphsWitness]

This is a top 10 episode

[@alexanderm2220]

That sniff at 2:17 is hilarious

[@climbitclimate]

Marty is really good in this one

[@joshpratt8678]

“What’s Gucci with her” looks and sounds so much like a line from Mr. Gingivitis

[@kevinjohnson7228]

That All That reference is on point!

[@Periph1989]

Why have i never seen this episode?? when did this come out?

[@solaapla6094]

I think they took it down, that is probably why you never saw it.

[@joshxkerrigan]

Periph1989 a lot of episodes get taken down on collegehumor (for basically no reason) or never make it to youtube

[@Periph1989]

djkerr what episodes?... i want to watch all the ones i've missed.

[@Morrissey2k]

Periph1989 idk exactly when but it was after they moved to LA so pretty recent

[@obesebird]

Collegehumor never posted it on KZbin but they did on there website.

[@mihan5660]

Jakes beat at the beginning sounded just like the beginning of cable car, over my head

[@jboss6199]

Jake was angry so quick 😆

[@thatquietkid]

its a PARTNERSHIP...not a DICTATORSHIP

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

"Im nude youve nuded me" what is this show😂😂😂😂

[@JmanEspresso]

ya goddam right blumenfeld!

[@GregGat]

I just found out what mailer daemon actually meant and it makes me love this video even more 😂

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

1:01 lol

[@cheenewah]

Holy FUCK. After wait... 6 or more years, I JUST got the All That joke at 1:42 ... Y'all have always been my favorite writers but god damn... 'twas a dream!

[@culturekiller86]

Watching jake flip to fedora jake is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@babydingo95]

All's BARE in SHOVE and FLOOR!

[@williamhinrichs6558]

This is the most Jake has ever looked like Marty

[@noahbullock6696]

If Marty’s parents weren’t so notoriously divorced he might someday have been this ace.

[@MikeMeehan]

I was not prepared to laugh so hard at 0:56

[@SergAI]

“Meg Ryan? What’s gucci with her?” 💀

[@jackmacharia5912]

Always an episode you haven't rewatched yet

[@saffry]

When jake goes hahahaaaaa 😂

[@jflanagan9696]

This video could have ended at 1:42, right after that terrible laugh.

[@DendyJungle]

Jousty Birdington how did i never notice it lol

[@cordeliaistheone]

That's what I thought and am confused it didn't lmao I am new to their videos though

[@sparkymist]

Jake straight up turned into Amir is this episode lol, funny stuff right here.

[@Hollameyah899]

1:40 "Pleased to meet you, bitch! It's about to get real!"

[@felixdelux2537]

i have aladind u from jafar,.... not sure how u guys come up with this stuff brilliant

[@mrflamram9966]

I Finnally found a episode i never saw

[@KhyleTM]

Matt Damon though, did they forget about this coy move when they began talking about him so favourably on the podcast? Haha

[@oddboygaming]

does matt damon ever have a coy prince roach trying to marry his a list celeb wife?

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Apparently he does!

[@jickboshap]

All's bare in shove and floor is one of those lines that sneaks by you until you hear it for the 6th time in 8 years

[@block4562]

"Fuck man it might Seacrest"

[@keimizu8863]

Like Dora the Explorer, I'm rockin dat fadora!