Jake and Amir: Stock Market

We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja !
Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@maddiechurchill7026]

i can’t explain it but Sysops for Maersk is one of the funniest j&a lines of all time

[@iuliu_]

I just scrolled to the comments to say this after laughing loudly for a good 30s at that one 😅😅😅

[@Pedakin]

I was just driving home a few minutes ago and saw a “Mærsk” truck, started cracking up immediately thinking of that line.

[@joshuagall7252]

"She know who did it??"

[@unrealnews]

I fantasize that the sentence “She knew who did sysops for Maersk” was the seed for the skit and they just built the rest around that.

[@ichigome5554]

Because it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Jake and Amir's daily life or job.

[@rhr98]

i like how minnie doesn’t even know what sysops means, yet knows who does it for mærsk lmfao

[@christof2542]

The line doesn't make any sense and I love it

[@nicklespale22]

_something went wrong_

[@nicklespale22]

but then there's always the likelihood that she just never heard the abbreviated form 🤷‍♀

[@niccster1061]

​@@nicklespale22 what? the whole joke is that she didn't know the abbreviated term. What else would it mean?

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@niccster1061if you have to ask then you don’t know.

[@hnelgren]

"Mickey, my friend!" is my favorite Jake & Amir running gag

[@TheSecondBeef]

Hunter Elgren mine is *BEN!*

[@MyBlogsTV]

TheSecondBeef den? Dan?

[@kingex3]

@@MyBlogsTV Ban?

[@willjones3594]

Mine is his cousin

[@CollinRapp33]

“Minnie, my friend!”

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!” That line is genuinely really clever and funny

[@guitarandrums]

It’s such an underrated line

[@lightningmcdweeb]

can you explain it to me? it sounds cool but i don't understand it

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

@@lightningmcdweeb cheese means money and Ritz is a type of cracker but putting on the Ritz also has connotations with glamour

[@lightningmcdweeb]

@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain wow

[@nikshipley7833]

@@lightningmcdweeb ritz are a type of cracker that typically has cheese in them. And cheese can mean money.

[@thedick009]

"She knew who did sys-ops for Maersk?"

[@reservedhogs4735]

Then just do "Maersk"

[@reservedhogs4735]

***** because that's what's on their containers and on their website. It's the English spelling.

[@jawmama99]

+Ajax Rekless æèææ

[@henrywolfe6929]

That's a straight up Seinfeld line if I've ever heard one

[@Boroviaciswhattheycallme]

+Ben Dick Haha how do they come up with this. I watched this video early today and that joke kept spooking through my mind. Came back to rewatch it and was glad to see you and 104 upvoters found it funny aswell. haha

[@VapesForBabies]

We’re going all in on GameStop, Mickey.

[@coolbones]

aaaand you're broke, mickey.

[@RCARD-pz2et]

@@coolbones you held for too long mickey!!!

[@iadoregaga]

@@RCARD-pz2et This thread made me smile so hard. This show defined my adolescence lmao

[@RCARD-pz2et]

@@iadoregaga same tbh. I remember watching these videos all day everyday

[@lulusobel8643]

@@iadoregaga It made you smile of you?

[@ThacoBell]

The wolf of wall street in less than 4 minutes

[@JusChillin979]

Smoothly

[@Nathan-un6rb]

For the wolf

[@kennsquires4139]

You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.

[@skylarscaling]

Here's a line I never thought would make me laugh: "She knew who did sysops for Maersk?" Well played.

[@NodnarbRS]

Cracked me up hard

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

The fact that Minnie knew who did sys-ops for Maersk kills me every time😂😂😂. That might be my favorite line in this series

[@jackwhyte848]

"All your clients are food" is way funnier than it probably should be

[@iadoregaga]

the delivery on it was hilarious

[@steve6767]

It’s too good

[@AndrewPonti]

I sometimes forget how incredible the writing was for this series! They rock.

[@---GOD---]

6 year old comment. I think it's time for a rewatch!

[@piggyhoyahoya]

amir may have brought a poncho for a joke, but at least he didn't take a can of gravy to a double date...

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

piggyhoyahoya this one and that one have my two favorite lines ever, “during you’re here” and “she knew who does sys ops for maersk”

[@dixiecronin7791]

"You went to a bodega and bought gravy for THIS? You're the weakest link..."

[@jackoats4911]

@@cactusmalone and this GRAAVY

[@KloneStudios]

"You are no." - best insult ever.

[@EdgyVidyaGeneral]

barely 10 seconds in and the "banana" bit had me laughing

[@tuxedobird]

C H O D E W R A N G L E R The best part is Jake’s reaction

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I chuckle every time at "I'm not being goofy, Minnie"

[@hass9510]

8 years later and I still can't explain how clever this sketch is. The writing is fucking incredible but i can't explain it.

[@dixiecronin7791]

"Mickey's married to Minnie?" "I'm not being Goofy, Minnie!" Pure gold

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

He should have also said "This will shoot you all the way to Pluto, Minnie!"

[@neontime8507]

I'm not being goofy, Minnie. Lol!

[@AndrewPonti]

“NO WAY!”

[@JusChillin979]

That was bars

[@CarloMartinini]

One of my favourite J&A lines 😂 What happened? *BUHNENUH* Bad job of mocking me, you think I said banana??

[@jrjubach]

"I got a tip so hot I call it Satan's foreskin." LOL Great writing. Woody Allen level there.

[@reservedhogs4735]

"You don't think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don't think I can trike it over to Lasagna?"

[@lucyanne9626]

+Laurence Jackson "Trike?"

[@dilpreetchana5320]

+Sam S "You are no"

[@iamgraystripe4254]

Super Cuts trike?

[@nymin7358]

U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us

[@Azrage]

All your clients are belong to us. Betcha didn’t think it would end with a meme at least a decade old

[@GavinKrohman]

I can honestly say I never thought Adolf Hitler, Satan's foreskin, Mickey and Minnie, and stock markets would all be mentioned in a 4 min video

[@dixiecronin7791]

Not to mention sys-ops for Maersk

[@willkoestner4159]

You've never been present for a Disney boardroom meeting...

[@brandonse167]

"What was that about the weird client meeting place?" "The circus?" "Yea, it's a full body high" That KILLED me! hahaha

[@jfrsnjhnsn]

I wish they would remake Uncut Gems with Amir

[@lucboyce5950]

That is a really interesting thought

[@lucyanne9626]

"You are no."

[@shmendusel]

i was trying to sell high, to no avail

[@cactusblossom7210]

My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness

[@70sman]

Does he know who does sysops for Maersk?

[@cactusblossom7210]

@@70sman of course, he has an in with Copenhagen

[@coffin7904]

And then he frickin moved

[@ohmydinosare]

Mickey is my favourite recurring character from J&A.

[@gamerfreak7865]

Really, not Doobs or ben swartz

[@Jerkingmyswag]

lol mine to just because of how happy he gets in the pour fashion he treats him

[@ohmydinosare]

Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.

[@hockeyslapper]

I’ve been randomly having thoughts come into my head over the past 8 years of sys ops for mersk and I never realized what it was from until now

[@jspr1272]

That's hilarious!

[@tylerbohannon8501]

Amir is the entire reddit thread that's happening right now

[@steve6767]

“He knows his own name” Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂

[@supersam1736]

Amir bought GME

[@twospacedanimations5008]

Sounds like he shorted it

[@teeess1909]

very prescient observations by amir

[@pranayrai7183]

she knew who did sys ops for maersk?

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

pranayrai yeah, but who doesn't know who does sys ops for Maersk

[@ayusha149]

+Dark Arts Dabbler ikr

[@TheRealFacemanguy]

But didn't know what "sys ops" was

[@jasonlikesrice]

i don't know why but this is one of the funniest lines

[@eq.8640]

Jason Li this is easily the best jake and amir line ever written

[@jare3822]

Amir leading the GME charge

[@vflamini]

every single piece of dialogue in this episode is genius

[@EmeliaSings]

I wonder how non-english speaking people would understand this.

[@mothack54]

with a lot of difficulty

[@Parpeing]

Yaw I can understand my mickeys. No need to be english.

[@EmeliaSings]

***** the username was already taken. ;)

[@EmeliaSings]

***** I really dislike Google+, and I use it as a username other places also, so it's convenient.

[@Planetspud]

My first language is English and I had a hard time understanding what was going on, Mickey

[@lukieswrld]

I have a weird... ear

[@lucyanne9626]

Luke Evans I love that little pause he puts between the last two words.

[@justinszabo5205]

i know

[@christeebs]

Wonder why this came back into my recommended

[@70sman]

She knew who did sysops for Maersk but didn't know what sysops was

[@UraharaShoten]

This is the most brilliant sketch I've ever seen. Literally. I can't even breathe, holy shit xD

[@samvictoria100]

"Bad job of mocking me. You think I said BANANA?!?" AAHAHAHHA

[@whydyespillyerbeans]

All the early comments are so positive... why can't things stay that way? :(

[@omgitsmeinnit]

It is certainly grand.

[@TehPolecat]

Because the youtube commenting system is dumb and moves up most responded comments, so the ones that are trolls or negative.

[@HNGamingOfficial]

***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.

[@predwarlord]

***** No it doesn't. It makes complete sense to have best rated comments at the top. Not most responded.

[@112233jjooee]

bitch

[@TheNattiemaddie]

Damn Amir has screwed Mickey's life up more than he has Jake's

[@KnoxBrawl]

this is my favourite episode of jake and amir - the sys ops joke is one of the funniest jokes i've heard on this channel

[@chandlerhertzler9956]

This is it. This is my favorite Jake and Amir episode of all time.

[@arjunholmie]

Its so funny he makes eye contact with Jake while saying "you wanna be a billionaire Mickey" as if hes responding to Jake's dialogue

[@TheFangirlable]

I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!

[@BakerbrothertvOfficial]

Another marvellous episode of Jake and Amir. The greatest CH show to have ever aired!

[@aceofspades8926]

“Micky’s married to Minny?” “Don’t be goofy with me Minny”

[@Enzombie]

I think about the *"banana"* bit everyday since I saw this 4 years ago

[@shanebanzet7205]

I think this is the best Jake and Amir episode ever

[@prankfiles]

Been watching these guys since they were in collage!

[@BrothersofOG]

college

[@brickzanimation7846]

yeah it was weird that they were in a collage, especially when they were in college

[@CoOzEbOy1]

Maybe he was doing an impression of Amir?

[@seamusiii5749]

Dat shh kray. Funny as fook though!

[@Heskey4lyfe]

Clearly you didn't go to college*

[@rkalla]

LOL I love how informed Mini was

[@osubeav24]

Not sure how i got back here... but 2020 ain't the same without you, Jake and Amir

[@CORF.]

Amir sounded like Seinfeld when he was making the poncho joke lol

[@Thelorme]

Lots of people following Amir's advice these past few weeks.

[@NosebIeed]

Love this! Jake and Amir skits are the best, hilarious writing and brilliant acting.

[@jiggyjigster1117]

she knew who did sysops for maersk is my all time favorite jake and amir joke

[@DumbRisk]

"You are no" - possibly my fave jake and amir quote of all time

[@DTdrizzle22]

He should have called his broker. Rick Fox.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

he was up VIG

[@lordlossize]

i dont like mickey. hes married to minnie and hes voting for donald

[@Shinryuken15]

+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Haha nice

[@MandenTV]

Donald is the best candidate, unfortunately.

[@lordlossize]

Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems. then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?

[@MandenTV]

lordlossize GG hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@titogeronimo2988]

+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Someone explain the "racism".

[@85BRox]

WE NEED A 2021 SEQUEL STAT!!

[@marcool108]

3:00 "You are no."

[@waireads2712]

Thank u for popping back up in my recommended when I need u ❤

[@ms0824]

This is one of my favorite videos in a long time from these guys.

[@MediumDon]

One of my favorite j&a bits is "did you bring ______ just for that joke?"

[@JayRizzleOhDizzle]

This is fucking incredible. The back and forth is fucking great.

[@oscarsaris3183]

This needs to be on their 'Jake and Amir watch' Patreon

[@MrXekaz]

Woah! Huge quality upgrade! Favorite series on KZbin for about a Year now! Keep it up!

[@NotedHawk]

This one was awesome! "He knows his name!" hahaha

[@ProudPapaJD]

If you can’t handle me doing asides…. 😂😂 That was my favorite part!

[@jawshXo]

This is a great episode aaaaand great memory. 💔

[@TheExaminedLifeofGaming]

God DAMN that was good. The payoff for the long jokes makes it all worth it.

[@subliminal2927]

Anyone here after maersk’s share price crashed

[@olafshjvarbabar2788]

They finally went tick tick boom 😔

[@mcroosterrx]

YES finally getting back to the classic J&A a bit more! Keep it up

[@lorilightfoot6447]

Am 12 and I like this music

[@markusberumen7496]

That banana line shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.

[@ninjaXkitty1234]

I dont think I've laughed so hard at a Jake and Amir for a long time

[@kiltedcelt2702]

Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.

[@Athenasblaze]

Whenever I’m feeling down I open my “Mickey my friend” playlist.

[@caitlinfrank6206]

this is the BEST Mickey conversation in the entire series

[@nickkirkpatrick396]

By far one of my favorite eps

[@noahezell7354]

*robinhood telling people they sold their $GME

[@brian3634]

"What happened?" "BANANA!"

[@nicholiemaxwell6045]

The quality on these videos are so amazing 480p looks amazing!

[@ben10ardmore]

Only good thing left on this channel

[@tevronrose7640]

Google guy is still here

[@Jerkingmyswag]

Tevron Rose exactly proving ben10 point only good thing left

[@AntiGravityC9]

So most of CH's subscribers like annoying and repetitive content?

[@BxmboArts]

support this 110%

[@MasterMedicHQ]

In the arms of an angel, Fly awaaaay from here...

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

"Mickie is married to Minnie?" To be honest, that is the only part of this call that actually makes sense.

[@figgledoi]

My cheeks hurt so much, you have no idea how much i love this show

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

Amir said hold that thought before the phone started ringing, he's a wizard, a warlock

[@ajm92cr]

This episode is pure gold 😂

[@pratyushghosh5701]

"Let me gues-" "Mickey my friend!"

[@Anactualmop]

This might be my favorite one

[@ben3480]

I showed this video to my gf and now any time I say anything she responds “BANANA” in that goofy voice

[@Trepur349]

Did Jake forget that Mickey has kids? Wouldn't that imply he was married?

[@kuro13wolf]

Continuity? What is that?

[@adithijagannadhan7174]

He doesn't need to be married to have kids. He could have gotten a divorce or just adopted.

[@Trepur349]

hence I said imply

[@112233jjooee]

get out of here with your patriarchy and implied social structures.

[@Trepur349]

112233jjooee I hope that was a joke

[@Caloomi2000]

It seems like these skits are picking up again. Thank god. "Banana"

[@InsertChannelHere]

So fucking funny. The delivery on that last line had me rolling.

[@Jonnyboy356]

Laughed a lot on this one! Keep it up!

[@ifuckingh8evrything]

Just buy and hold $GME

[@jondortona16]

Jake's little comments to himself were hilarious in this one XD

[@applumcrazy]

Loving the 'you are no' reference from the podcasts there ;)

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

My favourite episode