"If you or a loved one over the age of 77 have ever been told no, you might be entitled to financial compensation."
@Univenon7 ай бұрын
This is the best comment on this video.
@TomJakobW7 ай бұрын
-Works on contingency- -No money down- Works on contingency? No, money down!
@ross-carlson7 ай бұрын
I can so hear this playing at 1 am on Fox. Epic.
@Linkman89127 ай бұрын
@@TomJakobWperfect reference lmao
@alexmattucci85077 ай бұрын
@@ross-carlson think im too stoned rn, but I keep imagining your name as 'Coss Rarlson' and I can't stop laughing😆😆😆
@BugSenseii7 ай бұрын
I like to imagine he got the lawyer for free using these same tactics.
@Cookiebird606SS7 ай бұрын
Everyone involved in his life are manipulated individuals
@ryno_88487 ай бұрын
Probably can’t afford one. He could go with a public defender.
@PurooRoy7 ай бұрын
But how will he threaten the lawyer with the lawsuit? Wouldn't the lawyer ask that if he already has a lawyer, why does he need another one?
@johnsMITHhhhhh887 ай бұрын
@@ryno_8848 If he's the one filing charges that means it's a civil case where there are no public defenders, especially if you are not a defendant
@Dark_Harmony7 ай бұрын
Ah, threats & bribery. Something every lawyer knows.
@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ7 ай бұрын
“So you’re okay putting money over a person’s life?” I usually answer yes just to see their reaction.
@Scooter2277 ай бұрын
Money pays bills, a person’s life doesn’t lol
@Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing7 ай бұрын
I usually answer yes because its true
@TimeTravelingFetus7 ай бұрын
"How do you think I make money to begin with?"
@Diynn7 ай бұрын
@@Scooter227 in some circles it pays debts
@lashinka25746 ай бұрын
Totally! 😂
@MasterOfTheBrood7 ай бұрын
imagine saying to someone you can't afford a motorcycle, ask them to give it to you, then threaten them with a lawsuit, suddenly able to afford a lawyer.
@Tenkai___7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@tr1k7167 ай бұрын
Imagine letting your 78 yr old father ride a motorcycle? Is that a good Idea?
@Idkwhatthisis5517 ай бұрын
@@tr1k716 lol fr
@nominalvelocity7 ай бұрын
@@tr1k716 Maybe it is, if you've got a great life insurance policy on the old man.
@freefalling42717 ай бұрын
He's gonna ask the Lawyer to help him for free, otherwise he's gonna sue them with another lawyer.
@LivingFire_BurningFlame7 ай бұрын
Comparing a “shirt off their back” to a literal motorcycle is the most hilarious part to me, like it’s some item that everyone just has on them at all times
@itbwen96727 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. The first part of your comment is everyone's reply to you. There's youtube for kids for a reason. Don't let mommy and daddy find out you're on the big boys apps, sitting at the big kids table.
@luks3037 ай бұрын
@@itbwen9672it's a bot dude
@fatlizard_7 ай бұрын
you're telling me you *dont* have a pocket motorcycle??
@HarryThe1stJester7 ай бұрын
Ngl my 64 yr old chemistry teacher has a motorbike lol. Seems like they're becoming more and more common everyday Edit: This is a light hearted comment and i am joking. I understand that motorbikes are extremely expensive.
@vas-poenitentiae-087 ай бұрын
@@itbwen9672best insult ever lmao
@louiecalderon18937 ай бұрын
I work at a car dealership and once had a customer who asked for a free car for “reparations” for what her family was put through with slavery. I work at a Honda which is Japanese owned.
@Leon-mn8eo7 ай бұрын
my god, I'm all for equal rights and ending racism but Jesus fuck if I don't get tired of hearing about slavery. when u have to bring up ur ancestors, you have no real point. my ancestors were slaves too. and I'm as white as Cauliflower. every being walking this earth can have ancestors dating back to a day where they were likely slaves in some form or fashion. whether it was in the 1800s or 10,000 B.C. so sick of that argument. especially when u realize how many black people owned slaves themselves.
@Xamry7 ай бұрын
This reminds me of that Target lady who got punched in the face by Security - she wanted over $1000 of merch for free as "reparations". I don't mind the conversation of reparations but the way some people are tryina go about it now that the idea is out there floating is certainly not the best practice.
@sporkybutterz7 ай бұрын
Should have asked for reparations from brain damage dealing with grifters and victims...and that you identify as said race of grifter
@kaileeheckathorn68267 ай бұрын
BLM wants handouts
@punkydamonkey9897 ай бұрын
Good old black people.
@Dani.J.7 ай бұрын
My mother was recently trying to help find/buy a car for a homeless man. She is also a chronic over-sharer. She called a few places to enquire about a vehicle they had and launched into how it was for a homeless person. After the 3rd time I heard this, I told her she should probably stop sharing that part, because the majority of the people she talks to are going to think she's trying to scam them with a sob story. She couldn't comprehend that concept.
@drewhoyle28147 ай бұрын
@ItsLilyManson😂how is stupidity considered precious?😂
@patrickhanlon23257 ай бұрын
Is she buying him a car or asking for a free one ?
@dangerxbadger23007 ай бұрын
@@patrickhanlon2325the comment literally says she was trying to find and buy one so, it's not like she was asking for a free one
@patrickhanlon23257 ай бұрын
@dangerxbadger2300 just doesn't make sense to me. If she's buying a car, then why would anyone care if the sob story is real or not ? Unless she's asking for a massive discount, if that's the case them she's not much better than the goober in the video
@PyroManya777 ай бұрын
Honestly not stupidity. Worst case for the person's mom they are not homeless, but are desperate enough to be "homeless". The person's mom is well off assumably to be able to purchase vehicles for even one homeless person. @@drewhoyle2814
@CT--dc8xd7 ай бұрын
Imagine being able to afford a lawyer but not a motorcycle
@bramvissers49857 ай бұрын
Give a man a motorcycle, and he will drive 1 motorcycle. Give a man a lawyer, and he will drive dozens of motorcycles!
@Morristown3377 ай бұрын
Or he will wreck it as soon as he rides it and then the guy who gave him the deth bike will be responsible so its the morale thing to save his physical life by keeping the motorcycle. He has made it 78 years of stress without ending it yet, so the moral right thing to do is prevent the old man from getting on a motorcycle in the first place. @@bramvissers4985
@user-op8fg3ny3j7 ай бұрын
Finally someone pointed it out. Plus having the funds to start a frivolous lawsuit too
@Davey017 ай бұрын
He’s onto something
@GoofyManMF7 ай бұрын
@@user-op8fg3ny3j6:57
@polarbearbowl61027 ай бұрын
This story actually made me cry, such a nice son trying to get his father a motorcycle, and when he said the slur, i really knew this was coming from the heart, never mind the legal threat showing how devoted he is. Truly one of the sons of all time
@maxbailey91647 ай бұрын
Breaks my heart to think a 78 year old man may die peacefully in bed instead of going 90mph through the back of somebody’s family car on a free motorbike as god intended. Especially after his son’s business was stolen by unspecified minorities
@semajyo96287 ай бұрын
@@maxbailey9164lmao
@alanacos69477 ай бұрын
@@maxbailey9164 i shouldn't be laughing this hard while picturing what you commented 😭
@cumsteak7 ай бұрын
same. damn Mexicans
@lashinka25746 ай бұрын
These 2 comments have deceased me! 😂😂😂💀
@wolfspade16467 ай бұрын
The "the next person to say no" reminds me of those cursed chainmails from the early 2000s. It ALSO tells me he's been at this for a while.
@chxriqq7 ай бұрын
LITERALLYYY
@crispyybaconx7 ай бұрын
Alright now that you have read this, you have been cursed! 👻👻 If you don't repost this comment in at least another 3 comment sections then your left testicle will disappear at a time you least expect
@derekrequiem43597 ай бұрын
*You must send this comment to 10 people within the next 33 minutes, otherwise your crush will never like you.*
@SoullessGinger13137 ай бұрын
Ahh cursed chain letters. It took me a minute because you made it one word and I was thinking people put on cursed chainmail which harmed them in some way and couldn't be removed without a remove curse spell or scroll.
@TheRavingGinger7 ай бұрын
I got one of those a couple years back through the messages on my phone and it was so damn funny, I thought those were a dead art by then.
@Jonathan_Collins7 ай бұрын
For the first 60 seconds I thought he was going to say the secret negotiation tactic was a gun
@YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked7 ай бұрын
My dad left me for a f*cking window panel on a Boeing 777-9
@TheMissingDislikeButton7 ай бұрын
@@KZbinIsSeriouslyFuckedreplied before bot did? jeez
@wartimestudios28987 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. cringe
@jonlee22177 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. No, it's really not.
@kirk56497 ай бұрын
1 hour and 506 likes? Jeez
@geekyzebra917 ай бұрын
I don't think someone at 78 needs a motorcycle, and at 78, some can't even drive a regular vehicle or even their own mobility scooter
@Scooter2277 ай бұрын
Some cant even breathe lol
@ABCEasyas--6 ай бұрын
My point exactly! I always thought about an age limit for a driver’s license (or at least a reevaluation needed to retain the license)
@maximummatt735 ай бұрын
Oh really
@geekyzebra913 ай бұрын
@user-lk7cv8vg7r just because you can doesn't mean you shouldn't
@AbsoluteSolver_98.72 ай бұрын
@@maximummatt73 What do you mean by "oh really?" Clarification, please?
@jblen7 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the dad keels over and this guy tries to sue, the judge asks 'why are you suing this man' and the guy just goes 'he wouldn't give my dad his motorbike' like it's a toddler wanting someone elses toy
@jaydengreen5957 ай бұрын
"MoM sAiD iTs My TuRn To HaVe ThE mOtOrCyClE!!!!!!!!!!!xpppppp"
@ssacrred7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this has to be the guy asking for the motorcycle
@buzz_cooksey7 ай бұрын
Watch the guy put something 'special' in his father's food and he comes back and says LOOK WHAT YOU DID, THIS IS ON YOU! 🤣
@Miik3Ee7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcthis is 100% the motorcycle guy😭
@_victor1117 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc youre a fan
@Buubii_7 ай бұрын
Imagine there’s no elderly dad and he changes the story every time he wants something for free
@Hairy_Takoyaki7 ай бұрын
No, there is no dad, but his 82 yr old mother who's got arthritis and dementia is deserving of the latest gaming PC from someone with a big heart.
@user-yd9od2xu9q7 ай бұрын
@@Hairy_Takoyaki gam gam did say a threadripper would cure her dementia after all
@xxProjectJxx7 ай бұрын
I imagine this entire conversation was fake and just created to get clicks
@Hairy_Takoyaki7 ай бұрын
Send agent Smith to silence @@xxProjectJxx before he tells everyone that they've been living in the Matrix all this time. 🤖
@joaquingonzalez8347 ай бұрын
@@xxProjectJxxpeople are desperate to get anything, they will also do anything to get it, especially if it means ruining their credibility
@Iyiouseismouse3 ай бұрын
“My nephew is 5 years old and is in the hospital. He may die, but always wanted to own a pair of Jordans since he loves basketball, but is too sick to play… He is a size 12 Men’s….”
@RealMrSir6147 ай бұрын
This is the equivalent of telling the Chipotle clerk that you'll kill yourself if you don't get free guac
@zacfrancis63657 ай бұрын
I’ll have to try that
@J.A.Z-TheMortal7 ай бұрын
Guac? This person wants the whole meal for free
@henrydikes67047 ай бұрын
@@J.A.Z-TheMortal forget that, he's basically asking the owner to give him the restaurant for free.
@stephaniepapaleo90017 ай бұрын
That’s how I get 2 containers of guac and yummy salsa, and extra sour cream!! 😂😅
@lunaderacine7 ай бұрын
The funny thing is they will most likely hand you the guac and more lol. You'll traumatize an entire restaurant, but hey, free food 😋😂
@McMoony7 ай бұрын
As a rider myself, that dude would have been in rough shape after he figured out what you need to spend to maintain a motorcycle, let alone buy one lol
@macawed7 ай бұрын
Man fr… And even the gear alone will put you in a hole
@truecrimejungle7 ай бұрын
if you drive them moderately is maintenance more than a car?
@GamesFromSpace7 ай бұрын
He probably wanted to sell it.
@thepriusgod7 ай бұрын
This guy doesn't strike me as the regular maintenance type...
@John_shepard7 ай бұрын
@@truecrimejungleno but maintenance intervals are shorter than cars and you can’t get away with things like some people do with their cars. If you don’t know how to wrench on them maintenance can be expensive as labor rates can be comparable to cars (90+ $)
@Casual-BeANs7 ай бұрын
dropping a slur while trying to make someone feel bad for you is a wild tactic edit: let's all point and laugh at the clowns in the replies
@RazorStormInc7 ай бұрын
He's either a troll or he's not in his right mind. Even a racist knows not to drop slurs when trying to gain something.
@tractorcat64147 ай бұрын
wonder what it was. betting B slur (not b\tch)
@residentflamingo1157 ай бұрын
@@tractorcat6414 probably the n word tbh
@clarkyrock187-7 ай бұрын
@@tractorcat6414 There is only 4 letters in that font that drop below the line. ''g ~ j ~ y & p'' Given the first letter was one of these we can rule several ''slur's'' out. I think the black line was just extended to throw peep's off. Which I can confidently say that the slur was.... Not so nice. HarHa Ha This dude sending the txt's is a degenerate POS!😑✌🏼
@Evan.2807 ай бұрын
Dude he should’ve gotten the motorcycle for dropping the slur
@SharkBait199047 ай бұрын
I'd actually like to see this lawsuit. Just because he would probably ask his lawyer, if he even has one, to do it for free. Then when the lawyer says no sue the lawyer.
@alexiiconner7 ай бұрын
public defender prolly
@ZaynneThaWook7 ай бұрын
@@alexiiconneryou’re only appointed a public defender if you are accused of a crime
@alexiiconner7 ай бұрын
@@ZaynneThaWook not necessarily, i’m in dcfs and my mom has one, but it’s a no fault case. there were no crimes held accountable in my dcfs case. but my mom still got a public defender. maybe loopholes and low income neighborhoods have a difference but idk
@mymop44227 ай бұрын
@@ZaynneThaWookin america, you are always entitled to a lawyer and a fair trial. i forgot which amendment it was but its in the bill of rights.
@SomethingInteresting-nw2um7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc damn thats crazy your so right for that all hail you
@Yetr7 ай бұрын
The level of determination this person has to get a free motorcycle is both admirable and concerning.
@tfk_0017 ай бұрын
Are you a bot?
@davidjones80437 ай бұрын
Would you trust them if they said no?@@tfk_001
@kzendo65427 ай бұрын
@@tfk_001How would a bot acknowledge specific details about a video?
@gerrya21337 ай бұрын
@@kzendo6542 By referencing the video title and guessing based on some algorithm. (I don't believe this person is a bot, but I don't think it's out the question that it's possible.)
@VixenBebopIV7 ай бұрын
@@gerrya2133but what evidence is there that they are a bot in the first place? The accusation is baseless-
@RealBono7 ай бұрын
I think the most bizarre thing about this is that the scammer actually seemed genuinely offended that the guy wouldn't give his 'dad' the motorcycle. Like the dude seems to lie so much that he seems to believe his lies as a coping mechanism. Gotta be a rough life being that way.
@nicholaslake59377 ай бұрын
Taking someone to court to blame them for "what happened" to your dad because they didn't give him a motorcycle; can you imagine Judge Judy hearing that case? She might go Homelander on the guy.
@minilea1447 ай бұрын
Or Judge Mathis. "Man, you must be a crackhead. Bringing this foolish lawsuit to my court! Get out with your crack head ways. Good day, sir!"
@theowilliams3607 ай бұрын
BALONEY
@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ7 ай бұрын
As fun as it is to imagine, it’d never make it to court. No judge would ever entertain it.
@lexsombersunrise7 ай бұрын
If she even decided to take the case, it would be to make fun of the guy.
@ryukami4047 ай бұрын
@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Honestly I could see this ending up on Judge Judy... just for her to rip into the guy for trying this and then dismissing the case entirely.
@Choochinc7 ай бұрын
I love it liars give up on their strategy in the same message that they started it in. He had no opposition yet, he hadn't even sent the message. Yet he still typed his sob story, got scared, gave up, and went straight to threats, all in the same message. How do you have that little resolve? I bet this guy turned himself into the police after telling someone he's going to beat them up as a kid.
@DailyDoseOfShrooms7 ай бұрын
I love people like this. i ask where theyre located then give them some random address half way across town and then sit and wait for the hilarity in ensue when they drive all the way out there just to be greeted with silence from me.
@bloodlove937 ай бұрын
no respect for fools like this. I'm disabled, my dads disabled, we're broke and struggling every day....never once have we begged or demanded for anything from anyone, no excuses for this type of behavior regardless of your life situation.
@weedtaco14437 ай бұрын
Would you like a free motorcycle? I’ve got spare laying around.
@no-empathyy-lynn-molment7 ай бұрын
That's the right mindset to have. Your comment reminds of an opposite situation I experienced. A broke disabled guy who was once my acquaintance begged me for money, but he kept lying about paying me back. Then at one point he tried to threaten me by saying that I will face consequences for not giving him more money. LOL. That's what I get for trying to help some poor sod and enabling his shitty entitled behavior. I hope your situation gets better though. Sounds like you guys have some integrity at least.
@AmonAnon-vw3hr7 ай бұрын
Pity farming.
@iambadatgames3097 ай бұрын
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr If you think this is pity farming then you my good sir does not know what pity farming is.
@eopujvrswg7 ай бұрын
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr Exactly. Why he felt the need to say this, I'll never know.
@sfwcommenting7 ай бұрын
"Give me that for free or I will enact consequences" is actually just robbery. Perhaps not quite to the elements of the crime proper doing it over Facebook but it's close enough imo.
@clark24917 ай бұрын
Kinda like the federal gov. And income taxes.
@jacoblong11267 ай бұрын
@@clark2491touché
@mervunit7 ай бұрын
yea I would've asked for his address to give him his free motorcycle and send the police to him.
@flamingdog92077 ай бұрын
The most pathetic attempt I've ever seen at robbery, but yeah
@Cookiedible7 ай бұрын
@@clark2491taxes are not robbery. You consent to them by benefitting from the social contract they are a part of.
@Caldella7 ай бұрын
My favorite part is what Charlie brought up - that an emotionally fragile 78 year old *totally* seems like the type of person who should be handling a motorcycle, especially when the only driving info we have is that he's had a car. This scam might've had more weight if the person messaging claimed he's been job hunting to pay for his dad but just got a new one and lost his own car in the meantime.
@beelzebloog7 ай бұрын
Dude has the speech skills & charisma stats of a dirty turtle tank
@75.7 ай бұрын
Ease up on him, he put all his points into the other stats so he has low charisma and bargon.
@ShrexyGuy7 ай бұрын
How insulting. A dirty fish tank at least convinces a good owner to clean it
@Hairy_Takoyaki7 ай бұрын
Best not to defame dirty turtle tanks, they're lawyered up to the hilt and there'll be hell to pay from dirty shark tank!
@TezzyRs7 ай бұрын
He’s likely speaking like that on purpose.
@K4RN4GE9117 ай бұрын
He's the average Fallout: New Vegas character that someone who is obsessed with min-maxing created.
@kaneyt07 ай бұрын
I always feel terrible for people who try to sell shit on FBMP or Craigslist because there is always someone who will do something like this.
@Falcodrin7 ай бұрын
You get used to it. The first few times you feel really bad about blocking them but then you realize it's a whole flock of them.
@zenketski7 ай бұрын
Well I mean 99% of people get a message like this and then just immediately block the person. Like any of this getting out there means you chose to engage.
@Falcodrin7 ай бұрын
@@zenketski sometimes engaging is fun when the request is super ridiculous like this one
@gamersunite79687 ай бұрын
I remember I bought a fish tank filter from someone and he kept asking me for money, lmao
@thisnameisnotfake5177 ай бұрын
nah this is funny I would have so much fun with this guy
@Donnmuney7 ай бұрын
“Tell your pops I said rest in peace he will be missed.”
@copingcarot13847 ай бұрын
I was so absolutely captured by this man's negotiations that I wanted to buy a motorcycle and send it to him.
@betmo7 ай бұрын
lol😂
@gertminnie85177 ай бұрын
03:52 "Will you do it?" Absolutely lost my shit
@4RILDIGITAL7 ай бұрын
You have the knack of wiping away the complexities and showing the underlying absurdity of some people's thought processes. This negotiation "strategy" is truly one for the ages!
@grayire7 ай бұрын
Are you an AI
@ellaf53297 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc you spamming the same comment everywhere is pathetic but I guess to each their own!
@ambasing_omaygot7 ай бұрын
Whatever you say bot we didn't ask
@ambasing_omaygot7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc correct
@ambasing_omaygot7 ай бұрын
@@grayire definitely an AI made this comment
@ATM_Jack7 ай бұрын
Honestly, if this guy asked me “so you ok with putting money over a person’s life”, I would say “yes”, drop the number of a funeral services house and write “for your dad”
@Ethonra7 ай бұрын
I like that. Bravo. 👏
@contagioushate7 ай бұрын
I'd assume you were offering to pay for the funeral, which is upward of $10K, thanks buddy!
@evangelos43464 ай бұрын
@@contagioushateThat’d actually be really fucking funny
@LinhTran_3233 ай бұрын
I will write “my condolences” to the very first message
@joshslaughter83437 ай бұрын
I simply would've responded with "Damn that's crazy"
@imdfox17747 ай бұрын
That caps lock section just flashbanged me with memories of those stupid “send these to 5 people for bla bla bla and the fluffy bunny lives” type of chain mails.
@EventH0riz0n7 ай бұрын
Who wouldnt let his depressed 78 year old father ride a motorcycle? I mean duh! Its obviously scam from the first paragraph alone but that capslock section about being held responsible is just..... the icing on the cake.
7 ай бұрын
I still can't believe Facebook Marketplace is a real place
@RobbieStacks907 ай бұрын
It's not a real place. By definition, a "place" is a particular point or position in space. You cannot pinpoint a geographic location for Facebook Marketplace because it exists only in the digital realm. What you mean to say is that it's an e-commerce platform, which is significantly different from a "place".
@buttnuts25997 ай бұрын
@@RobbieStacks90tizzy 4 shizzy
@buttnuts25997 ай бұрын
It's nice if you live in a small town.(atleast from my experience)
@asomns47187 ай бұрын
@@RobbieStacks90bone apple tea
@koreyhu27 ай бұрын
@@RobbieStacks90"ummm akshually🤓🤓"
@isaiahsaddler19727 ай бұрын
As someone who has sold probably thousands of things on Facebook due to doing storage auctions and other things, this is absolutely the norm. From October on you get the im a single mother on Christmas garbage and the summer you get the me and my son have always wanted x and couldnt afford it. Then if you even try to haggle price and lower it for them rather than give them it for free you're the biggest a hole they ever met. Ive had people ask me to lower the price by 25 to 50% then ask me to deliver it a whole city over.
@jameswish2997 ай бұрын
charlie is the one man i would pay to listen to talk for hours about anything and everything
@thesleever_7 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. WHO ASKED?
@songoku47427 ай бұрын
Even his sex life?
@gundo78617 ай бұрын
@@songoku4742especially his sex life
@An0nymous_L0gic7 ай бұрын
Mr. Ballen right up there, too
@jds84387 ай бұрын
@@songoku4742he already talked about that
@DatNinjaBox7 ай бұрын
I'm 100% in Negotiating... 100% of the time, I fail to get what I want 🤣
@thunderscythe64237 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG.edging to ur comment rn
@geraldthebusdriver34914 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. Who asked, free speech granted me to speak without getting stoned by tyrants like you
@Iuwl7 ай бұрын
This man actually tried the Facebook "like to save a life, scroll to doom lives"
@alanacos69477 ай бұрын
or the "STOP! keep scrolling if you don't love God"
7 ай бұрын
Really calling out these fools who think motorcycles are as disposable as coins on the ground
@shajidrahaman7 ай бұрын
gsdfg
@Gx600677 ай бұрын
Yikes @RealRobotENG.
@omnishambles59567 ай бұрын
Yikes@RealRobotENG.
@Dski1907 ай бұрын
Yikes @RealRobotENG.
@FireFitt7 ай бұрын
@RealRobotENG. Yikes
@AngryBoozer7 ай бұрын
Ah, the old “gimme the stuff or the old guy gets it” routine.
@chapstickaddict4357 ай бұрын
Just when I think I'm not smart or I feel down about myself, I am reminded people like this exist. I feel better afterwards.
@TheOddParts25 күн бұрын
Coming from a chapstick addict, that’s a lot
@RecliningWhale7 ай бұрын
The guy's premise doesn't even make sense. By saying no to him, you aren't saying no to his father unless his father is literally reading these messages too. So if his father was actually at this point where one more 'no' would lead to suicide, he could simply not share this with him. This man then going on to act like he can afford to keep a lawyer on retainer, but can't afford to just buy the motorcycle is another shot in the foot to his ploy.
@gawthic17 ай бұрын
I love how even though Charlie swears all of the time, he still peppers in fake swear words for comedic effect - sometimes both in the same sentence.
@Mattex217 ай бұрын
Scary that people like him exist, are free to just walk around and are allowed to do stuff like voting...
@deusprogrammer_thekingofspace7 ай бұрын
And even worse…they can vote.
@kaj71357 ай бұрын
@@deusprogrammer_thekingofspace*procreate
@lost_in_an_allie7 ай бұрын
*flashbacks to my experience working in retail*
@betmo7 ай бұрын
i doubt they do...although it is free 🤷♀️
@darthsilversith6677 ай бұрын
Honestly.. I would say 60%.. maybe even more.. of the general population has no business voting. We need to go back to how we used to do things and only people with actual “skin in the game” should have the right to vote.
@hhgff7787 ай бұрын
He makes it sound like the dad is gonna die any day now, yet asks for a free motorcycle for him like that's gonna somehow cure all his illnesses and he will live to 100 years.
@mazda96247 ай бұрын
The funniest part of all of this is that the guy threatening to sue doesn't realize that a lawyer is *SIGNIFICANTLY* more expensive than that motorcycle he saw on Marketplace. If he actually *did* hire a lawyer, where the hell did all of that money that he apparently *didn't* have suddenly come from?
@alanacos69477 ай бұрын
from his trucking business where he gives away trucks to starving orphans for free, but sadly some *slur* stole his charitable job from him
@ABCEasyas--6 ай бұрын
I would’ve loved the reply from the seller to call him out on it .
@mangastache6 ай бұрын
Yeah but he will get the lawyer for free with the same fool proof method
@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard7 ай бұрын
the first thing I say when someone tries to guilt trip me is that I'm not responsible for them, and it always shuts them up or at least gets them to change their approach. I laughed so hard when he said the other person would be responsible for some stranger who may or may not exist 😂
@lost_in_an_allie7 ай бұрын
I've had to drop this one on my dad a few 10+ times. Dad gives me $100 here and there out of the 'goodness of his heart' and then later if I don't help him with some ridiculous thing he'll hold it over my head as if he didn't make the big boy choice to give me the money I didn't even ask for. No one should GIVE if they expect anything in return. Kinda negates the whole 'gift' thing.
@888CDS7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcwomp womp bozo
@quetzall_7 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be able to tell Charlie's dad "no", he's too wholesome
@chrisfchi7 ай бұрын
Seriously, Charlie's dad reminds me of my grandpa
@eligibson35727 ай бұрын
9:05 PLOT TWIST: his dad is Joe Biden
@Revenant-oq9ts7 ай бұрын
Any time someone tries to pull the lawsuit card, just tell them you don't have a duty of care and therefore cannot be held liable. There has to be an existing relationship between two people in order for there to be duty of care, even one of the parties is facing trouble, even threat to life. This is also why you can't sue people for walking by and ignoring when someone is having a heart attack. It protects people from trying to help and only worsening the situation in their attempt.
@5.7Clo7 ай бұрын
3:32 All Caps Charlie
@乂7 ай бұрын
This negotiation strategy is truly next level. It's amazing how some people think they can get something for free by using absurd tactics and threats. It's both concerning and amusing to witness their determination.
@ambasing_omaygot7 ай бұрын
Nobody asked
@captainforrix9567 ай бұрын
Is this all you do? Post lame-ass low energy comments on every video from Charlie?
@ScuttleBugReal7 ай бұрын
You probably will not read this, but I will say this in the kindest way possible Please get a hobby instead of setting up a bot to copy comments as you relax with your bought old channel with verification. I hope your future endeavors are successful
@schqrr7 ай бұрын
This one didn’t get likes huh ☹️
@J689897 ай бұрын
Who are you
@deedr12347 ай бұрын
This conversation has actually got me both laughing my ass off and pissed at the clown at the same time.
@AndrewFT7 ай бұрын
Ok ima try it… Edit: Hey it’s me again, I’m proud to announce that I’m officially the owner of 10 multi million mansions and 12 Bugattis.
@scrantondangler80687 ай бұрын
I'm a negotiating wizard. I once bought a car at the dealership for exactly the sticker price. Not a penny more😎
@NortheastGun7 ай бұрын
That was Hank Hill’s secret strategy. Is that even legal?
@kuru-kuru58677 ай бұрын
bro, call you silver tongue enchanter for that kind of feat
@Ethonra7 ай бұрын
I mean this genuinely: I love the sarcasm here from all three of you. It enhances the humor. 👏
@vamdeh7 ай бұрын
this is the most sarcastic ive ever seen charlie and i love it
@rhydondaddy7 ай бұрын
When I told my dad “No” when I was a kid, he did beat my ass though….
@wadem60977 ай бұрын
Man had a Jericho list for all those who said no 😂.
@alanacos69477 ай бұрын
a death note 🤣
@Etx-z9.7 ай бұрын
The fact that he wanted to get the bike for free with some sob story and then threatened the guy selling it for not wanting to give away their bike shows the true sigma of this man 😂
@thickums53447 ай бұрын
The use of the term of sigma is beyond cringe, you can do better than this
@Blanktester6857 ай бұрын
The use of the term cringe is cringe itself.
@Django03247 ай бұрын
@@Blanktester685speaking is cringe. Everyone $tfu
@noobamonggods25567 ай бұрын
I think you left out a letter there. i think you mean stigma instead of sigma. stigma means a mark of disgrace of a person
@volvo097 ай бұрын
This guy really is pathetic.
@scikalender40682 ай бұрын
„This motorcycle will be his vessel straight to Walhalla…“ had me laughing so hard that it took me another two hours to finish the remaining five minutes of this video…😂
@ak-bw6uo7 ай бұрын
Waiting for charlie to come back and say "REMEMBER THIS LOSER? YEH HE ACTUALLY GOT THE MOTORCYCLE" ☠️
@thwomp23037 ай бұрын
When he started talking about a tactic that would make people pay you for taking their stuff I immediately thought he was going to say robbery
@xflyersshitposting72276 ай бұрын
I love how every word that comes out of Charlie's mouth is sarcastic
@AFed697 ай бұрын
He shouldve gone into full roleplay with him "yeah well my dads a judge so i cant be arrested"
@Wyaldisthebestapostle7 ай бұрын
This guy was onto something, I don't know why robbers wear masks and use guns in a bank heist, if they asked nicely im sure they'll hand the money over.
@dumdum55207 ай бұрын
I love when people try to guilt trip me into doing things, except i rarely feel guilty 😂 my usual answer is "so what"
@sovietsnake47267 ай бұрын
Just smoked a cig and hopped inside to take dabs to be greated with this lovely entertainment, fantastic
@patrickbateman3127 ай бұрын
You are just awful.
@GoodOlMericanGamer7 ай бұрын
I love this series that you do, it’s hilarious hearing crazy stuff like this 😂
@CNORTHJ7 ай бұрын
That guy must be a gatcha gamer, wanting everything for free
@snipeuoutjsl7 ай бұрын
Dang, the wild part is I know the guy messaging people. He’s an old friend of mine from High School, he’s been through a real bad rough patch the last year or so. He used to ask for little things like groceries or clothing, cause he’s actually out of work due to his father and his condition. The bike is definitely a big ask especially since I just made all of this up.
@sinjin85767 ай бұрын
"If you dont give me i mean my dad free stuff there will be hell to pay!" This is where the proper reply is "tell him to do a flip when he jumps"
@turboshazed73707 ай бұрын
Oh Bender 😂
@martincuchran76837 ай бұрын
2:23 this guys messages sound like the script for an I Think You Should Leave skit
@Treyast7 ай бұрын
I've never seen a reverse class-action lawsuit before. I guess there's a first time for everything.
@cloutmuzikbeats7 ай бұрын
Besides the slur, this is an art form
@maverickmissile8017 ай бұрын
Bro accidentally pasted all three messages in one message 🤣
@Crysiss7 ай бұрын
That guy 100% tipped a fedora at some point while sending that text
@MilesJ.7 ай бұрын
Homie uploaded as I sat at the dining table. Life is good.
@ShahryarAhmed-eq4ku7 ай бұрын
Feel you my guy
@kitkat78057 ай бұрын
It really took me a minute to realize Critical was being sarcastic Thanks tism
@EE-iv5ej7 ай бұрын
This guy threads the line between beggar and thief. Also Charlie starting to sound like a Myspace rawr boy at 5:54
@stefanmilicevic53227 ай бұрын
Advertising companies need to get a grip of this guy and his "persuasive tactics," which are totally not just guilt-tripping.
@someguywithatophat75997 ай бұрын
2:55 what slur did he say, im so curious
@quackduckquack7 ай бұрын
I've seem some older people fall for these similar scams, especially if they are well off and already retired. There are some really kind hearted and naïve people out there whom often get taken advantage of by turbo losers similar to this one.
@KeniYT07 ай бұрын
Charlie almost broke character and laughed through the sarcasm 1:14 What would have worked better is if he said, "Hey, I see you're selling that motorcycle. Could you add on $100 to the price and give me that 100 for my poor Dad in need? It's not like you're paying for it, the guy who is buying your motorcycle is giving me the money."
@LeeroyDankin4207 ай бұрын
That Stanley cup analogy was completely random and out of left field lol
@murdamitten937 ай бұрын
When he said "Will you do it?Do you have a heart to save this mans life " 😂😂 I lost it
@MysteryMastery697 ай бұрын
I wish I could have this kind of interaction. The trolling potential is epic. "Well *my* lawyer says that your lawyer is lying and that what you're doing is terroristic threats and so I have collected you and your dad's info and my lawyer has sent it to the fbi" 😂😂😂😂
@RogerBacon_sh6 ай бұрын
What that guy really needs are lessons in scamming
@kiyo44767 ай бұрын
Doctor: Your father has a heart condition, try to not get him upset. Son: If someone causes my father to become so upset he dies, can I sue them? Doctor: Uhh...probably, but you really -" Son: "Hell yeah, time to ask strangers for stuff for my dad and threaten them with a lawsuit.
@finnsnow24957 ай бұрын
To be fair I think there's actually been cases like this. If I recall correctly the precedent was that if someone knew you had a heart condition that could harm you by getting suprised or overtly upset and they delibertly did something to enact that then they could in fact be liable. But, they have to know about the condition and the act must be malice or negligence so if they got upset you wouldn't give them something you own and they die then it'd be ruled not your fault. So the case would stl fall apart but intresting similar cases end very differently.
@beee07 ай бұрын
watching Charles evolution has been incredible, he's at his peak perfomance and straight up going for more. I'm so impressed, so motivated. Love you Charlie
@lordnignog16887 ай бұрын
Doing splits on it
@beee07 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc what are you even saying, my dude 😂 maybe chill out a bit? 😎
@beee07 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc I'm always tru always kind towards people. What example are you setting up?
@MaidenHelll7 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc comment should be “pathetic troll calls others pathetic cuz it takes one to know one”
@SweetTooth89893 ай бұрын
People are insane 😂 that motorcycle is 100% not for his dad but for him, he's just trying to use his elderly father for sympathy points. His 78 year old dad definitely would not be riding motorcycles around 😂
@danielhavoc8897 ай бұрын
Charlie please, it's getting to the point where I dread watching the video every time I see a title-thumbnail combo like this. I'm not sure my brain can take much more cringe, and my faith in humanity is dwindling to nothing. You are the only one who can counteract this doomed cycle. Please give the people something to cheer for.
@Chlocean7 ай бұрын
Oh, man the rap battle was even harder to get thru for me.
@_-James-_7 ай бұрын
Just tell him your dad needs him to stop posting cringe or there will be hell to pay.
@MoonStone-f2w7 ай бұрын
i cant tell if you are intentionally trying to sound as cringe and unlikeable as the guy in the video.. These videos are hilarious and if hearing about these stories once every other week is dwindling your faith in humanity I ask that maybe you check out this thing called "war", and other great things like slavery, genocide, rape, sexual assault, the vikings murdering all the men and raping all the women when they found new bodies of land, Emitt Till, segregation, women not being able to vote, black people not being able to vote, I could list about... 50 billion more things but yes, idiotic people on social media is truly the worst offense humans have ever committed in our time hear on earth...
@v4n1ty927 ай бұрын
@@MoonStone-f2wTHIS GUY is the guy I want at my party. I just love pretentious assholes who have the constant need to feel superior to others 😂
@tannorsoeder37747 ай бұрын
Shut up bro
@tortoii7 ай бұрын
he perfect response to that text is womp womp
@collarbonezz7 ай бұрын
“if he doesn’t get this motorcycle, it’s going to be the end of him.. and even if he gets the motorcycle it’s going to be the end of him then too” ☠️
@WChonk7 ай бұрын
Gotta put these tacticts to work asap
@Duscplague7 ай бұрын
I love how Charlie is so straight into the point unlike a lot of others who take half of the video :)
@hisammy39697 ай бұрын
I love Charlie as much as the next person but to say he’s straight to the point is a massive stretch. It took him 10 minutes to show 3 screen shots 😅
@samh20237 ай бұрын
This is sarcasm right? I can't tell
@Duscplague7 ай бұрын
@@hisammy3969I mean tbh I always see channels that take longer than the time he took in his 9min video it’s just me tho hope you understand
@Duscplague7 ай бұрын
@@samh2023 it’s what you want it to be tbh
@samh20237 ай бұрын
@@DuscplagueWell, no. It's not. Either you meant it sarcastically or you didn't. Simple question. My want has nothing to do with it.
@docta_wat58707 ай бұрын
I’d hate to already feel stupid about a mistake I made, just to relax at home for the day and see Charlie covering my mistake to millions of people