In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

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The Onion

The Onion

15 жыл бұрын

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Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
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@stephfahey1101
@stephfahey1101 9 жыл бұрын
"42% of americans can't find earth on globe"
@damobeck1
@damobeck1 9 жыл бұрын
When did Onion stop being satirical?
@cablecrusher26
@cablecrusher26 8 жыл бұрын
+David Mobeck This is satire?
@stephfahey1101
@stephfahey1101 8 жыл бұрын
cablecrusher26 *facepalm*
@TheGoodContent37
@TheGoodContent37 6 жыл бұрын
Now they think the earth is flat.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Fahey i'm really worried about the 58%
@abduljah9355
@abduljah9355 5 жыл бұрын
It was pretty irresponsible to speak impiously of Algol.
@Cjnw
@Cjnw 4 жыл бұрын
Or KZbin's recommend Algol Rythym !!
@dragonsforbreakfast3572
@dragonsforbreakfast3572 4 жыл бұрын
I thought they said Al-ghoul.
@landochabod7
@landochabod7 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonsforbreakfast3572 I think that's the etymology of Algol...
@dragonsforbreakfast3572
@dragonsforbreakfast3572 4 жыл бұрын
@@landochabod7 Ah, cool. It's Arabic apparently.
@landochabod7
@landochabod7 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonsforbreakfast3572 Yup. Algol is an eclipsing binary star: its light changes in time, which is probably why it had creepy names in many cultures.
@copperandbrick
@copperandbrick 15 жыл бұрын
"I do NOT want a spate of stillborn births!" "Duncan, be quiet! Think about our wells!" Oh, these people are good.
@rajsouth101
@rajsouth101 2 ай бұрын
No reply to yours 15 year old comment,so I just dropped 1 here 🙂😊
@blissfuldj7627
@blissfuldj7627 2 ай бұрын
​@@rajsouth101 raj, theyre dead
@rajsouth101
@rajsouth101 2 ай бұрын
@@blissfuldj7627 no,she just commented on another video of this same channel just 5 months ago..
@blissfuldj7627
@blissfuldj7627 2 ай бұрын
@@rajsouth101 raj, thats a clone, the real one is gone
@rajsouth101
@rajsouth101 2 ай бұрын
@@blissfuldj7627 bro,if u click on the circle ⭕ icon beside the username in the above comment it shows the previous comments one has made in the current channel. When I did it for the @copperandbrick it showed a comment made from this account 5 months ago..
@osibald2342
@osibald2342 4 жыл бұрын
Their acting feels real. Like, they arent acting or thinking about their lines but like this is happening for real
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 4 жыл бұрын
You say it like this isn't legit news
@enbybunny9940
@enbybunny9940 4 жыл бұрын
The power of the onion
@sebastian-benedictflore
@sebastian-benedictflore 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's what acting is.
@elijahmendez4107
@elijahmendez4107 4 жыл бұрын
Well they are probably from hollywood, this is real news in the belly of the beast
@aidinwitiak1630
@aidinwitiak1630 4 жыл бұрын
Could be improv
@cromanticheer
@cromanticheer 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Duncan is the author of a new book (that happens to be relevant to the current topic) each time.
@joshs.5384
@joshs.5384 4 жыл бұрын
I've never noticed that! God, the Onion packs so much genius into each video.
@pvshka
@pvshka 3 жыл бұрын
I love small recurring jokes like that.
@LeoStaley
@LeoStaley 3 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I've never noticed. How do I go back and watch all these? KZbin's search is shit
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4aXomdnareemJI mhm is math science?
@RoroRoseD
@RoroRoseD 3 жыл бұрын
I love that they stick to their lores and connect small details each clips 😂
@MoonShadowWolfe
@MoonShadowWolfe 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm starting to suspect that ... there _is_ no Clifford Banes ...
@romantistcaveman
@romantistcaveman 7 жыл бұрын
Do not blaspheme! DO NOT BLASPHEME!
@awdrifter3394
@awdrifter3394 6 жыл бұрын
He exists. He hosted 1 episode wearing a Juliana McKennis mask.
@stanislausklim7794
@stanislausklim7794 6 жыл бұрын
awdrifter3 I think that was the one where they're debating whether to allow kids to see r-rated movies where there masturbate
@---nobody---
@---nobody--- 6 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture(:
@Myne1001
@Myne1001 5 жыл бұрын
He does actually appear in one video. Forgot which one.
@kellyzing9951
@kellyzing9951 Жыл бұрын
“Has America lost sight of the true meaning of Halloween?” 15 years later and they still bring me to tears. Why is the Onion not a regular show? They blow SNL out of the water. We NEED them now more than ever.
@mykeljmoney
@mykeljmoney Жыл бұрын
My understanding is they cut all this amazing stuff when they were sold to Univision. Big corporations ruining something else
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev 11 ай бұрын
They had one for, I think, two seasons on IFC. It was brilliant.
@alphabetsoup6681
@alphabetsoup6681 11 ай бұрын
After 2016, reality took a turn and they couldn't compete.
@uis8174
@uis8174 9 ай бұрын
Ain’t that deep bruh
@woody5476
@woody5476 9 ай бұрын
@@mykeljmoneyThey're definitely not what they used to be.
@petesmith9475
@petesmith9475 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Duncan lost this debate big time.
@Noarcs
@Noarcs 4 жыл бұрын
Post office box!
@TheMamaluigi300
@TheMamaluigi300 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic Mister Duncan: *rockets out of Hell*
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4aXomdnareemJI mhm is math science?
@JN-ug5ky
@JN-ug5ky 3 ай бұрын
​@@Noarcs The good ol' PO box
@evanracer9
@evanracer9 4 жыл бұрын
I like believing that this is a real news agency in an alternate universe
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын
Negative Ramos Much of the stuff they’ve said has come to pass in this realm.
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "alternate universe"?
@Sawdustinthemakeup
@Sawdustinthemakeup 3 жыл бұрын
W-w wait, you're telling me the onion isn't a really news source?
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sawdustinthemakeup Relax. The Onion IS a real news source. They just have a slightly different approach to reality than most other news sources.
@Sawdustinthemakeup
@Sawdustinthemakeup 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tjalve70 oh thank God! For a second I was starting to think the onion isn't a really news source. Like imagine how crazy that would be finding out that the onion isn't real news!
@BobGymlan
@BobGymlan 3 жыл бұрын
Most people don’t even carry amulets anymore. I realize they’re cumbersome and the permits are expensive, but it’s better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 2 жыл бұрын
That's why we invented lanyards.
@robynalice879
@robynalice879 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm? Permits? I'm curious as to what you mean
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't there an amendment that gives you the right to bear amulets? 🤔
@HettesKvek
@HettesKvek 2 жыл бұрын
Recent innovations in alchemy and enchantments have made most amulets light weight to carry, so there really isn't any reason not to carry them to ward off the demons that seek to devour our souls on the daily basis.
@ElDuderinoh
@ElDuderinoh 2 жыл бұрын
@@robynalice879 did you even pay attention?!
@KZ-hu9uj
@KZ-hu9uj 5 жыл бұрын
The moment Duncan went all in on his skepticism, I knew he was done for
@coalkingryan881
@coalkingryan881 Жыл бұрын
Such is the folly of man
@jkta97
@jkta97 4 ай бұрын
Just like that other guy who talked crap about the robot overlords.
@boccs9925
@boccs9925 9 жыл бұрын
And for his eternal punishment Duncan was forced to become Google (if it was a guy)
@romantistcaveman
@romantistcaveman 7 жыл бұрын
Truly a fate worse than death!
@---nobody---
@---nobody--- 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha😂 that was him in If Google Was A Guy! I knew I recognized him, he’s in s lot of stuff but I could recall specifically which thing I was trying to remember him being in
@Ondulado.
@Ondulado. 4 жыл бұрын
Most recently he was in try not to laugh news on ch
@MeesterTweester
@MeesterTweester 4 жыл бұрын
that just blew my mind
@choibtc6121
@choibtc6121 4 жыл бұрын
omg u r right. Now I know why he looked familiar for some reasons
@jzplayinggame
@jzplayinggame 5 жыл бұрын
When they started singing I LOST IT
@PauliReinert
@PauliReinert Ай бұрын
What did you lose?
@yaioru
@yaioru 7 күн бұрын
his peanits 😢😢
@PMelol
@PMelol 9 жыл бұрын
This is actually genius.
@SH19922x
@SH19922x 5 жыл бұрын
The old Onion was the diamond standard of comedy, what happened to them and comedy in general?!
@mikemike7326
@mikemike7326 5 жыл бұрын
Jack of Blades theyre contents still like this i feel like 🤔
@RheeasDomain
@RheeasDomain 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, these guys should really start a satirical channel on yT!
@micahnewman
@micahnewman 4 жыл бұрын
Actually
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын
S H Because now the truth is more ridiculous.
@dominateeye
@dominateeye 3 жыл бұрын
I think Duncan made some good points, and Algol reacted in a way totally obstructive to the conversation, not to mention unnecessary. ONN shouldn't invite him back, I don't care who he threatens to ghoulify.
@michealwilliams472
@michealwilliams472 Жыл бұрын
It really is unfortunate that you can't conjure demonic entities and spirits anymore without things getting politicized. MSM has really ruined everything.
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was totally out of line
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye Жыл бұрын
Yeah. What a jerk.
@user-nj9ru4ef2w
@user-nj9ru4ef2w 10 ай бұрын
people like you are the exact reason why algol needed to do what he did.
@mtrebtreboschi5722
@mtrebtreboschi5722 9 ай бұрын
I dont think its the onion's fault. Its just one of the side effects of a live performance, but I think the fact that Algol blew up on national tv like this is going to hurt his public image and effect whether people choose to keep working with him moving forward
@revnede
@revnede 5 жыл бұрын
"The whole reason behind the bones is the time spent butchering with the family!"
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4aXomdnareemJI mhm is math science?
@reformedzoomer
@reformedzoomer 3 жыл бұрын
@@zejdland Wut
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
@@reformedzoomer yes?
@alsocupcakes8885
@alsocupcakes8885 3 жыл бұрын
@@reformedzoomer reported for spam
@Sacchidanand
@Sacchidanand 6 жыл бұрын
Sunwise and antisun wise.
@simpleminded1uk
@simpleminded1uk 4 жыл бұрын
Pfft. Sunwise and widdershins.
@annalieff-saxby568
@annalieff-saxby568 3 ай бұрын
Deosil and widdershins.
@GreenGretel
@GreenGretel Жыл бұрын
"But when I was a child, our whole family would go down the public square, we'd get around that ceremonial mound, and we'd go sunwise and anti-sunwise - it was a _family_ thing to do." One of my fave lines here. 🤣
@rogerrogers6753
@rogerrogers6753 10 жыл бұрын
still one of my favorite onion pieces of all time. the amount of views is absurd, it should be 10x what it is. Brilliant!
@tugboat2030
@tugboat2030 2 жыл бұрын
This clip perfectly encapsulates what I thought in church. The pastors would decry Halloween for having fun and celebratory elements while also denouncing the fun and celebratory elements of Christmas. And I'm thinking, "What if Santa Claus brings more people to Jesus than it he wasn't a tradition?" Never got to ask that in church though.
@LuisCalderon_HN
@LuisCalderon_HN 5 жыл бұрын
-Not everyone literally believes that phantoms will come to replace... -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
@STeeLfighterz
@STeeLfighterz 3 жыл бұрын
“That is appalling.. kids being more familiar with a fictional character than with a real ghoul...”. Pure gold lol
@joeedangerously4295
@joeedangerously4295 10 жыл бұрын
My family used to sacrifice a goat on the altar every year to Asmodeus and the dark Lord Satan when I was a kid. These little brats now, though, they might, MIGHT ritualistically slaughter a cat or something and maybe recite an incantation but that's usually about it. Most of them don't even know the proper sacrificial procedures. They slit the throat first, yeah, but then they wing it. It's depressing how much the reason for the season has been lost. It's a war on Halloween.
@alexanderpataki5567
@alexanderpataki5567 10 жыл бұрын
Even more sadly, at least in my area, is that the children here have moved almost entirely to firework-based methods of cat-slaughter, which clearly does nothing what-so-ever to appease Apharoohl, The Djinn of The Lost Ones.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 9 жыл бұрын
That's nothing. People in my neighborhood thought the Cwn Annwn and Dark Lord Arawn were some of kind Chinese dish!
@malamindulo
@malamindulo 8 жыл бұрын
I talked to my 7 year old cousin yesterday, and she knew nothing! I thought my Aunt has taught her how to use Jelalji bone charms and Mandrake incense to keep Phi-Alderu, the god of pain, and his hounds of famine at bay from the burial ground. She couldn't even use Enneagram emblems to banish a Dybbuk.
@kennykeating5243
@kennykeating5243 6 жыл бұрын
This is the most useful conversation I've found on KZbin
@itsKaceMusic
@itsKaceMusic 5 жыл бұрын
*HATE SPEECH* Satan is a black transexual woman. Get it right!
@TheOnion
@TheOnion 10 жыл бұрын
Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? The Onion weighs in. Subscribe to The Onion's KZbin Channel: bit.ly/xzrBUA
@Phil.Grainger
@Phil.Grainger 10 жыл бұрын
dangers of using an old foxnews studio
@sgiff
@sgiff 10 жыл бұрын
Has the Onion become boring and so last year? I think so.
@walterjnr
@walterjnr 10 жыл бұрын
Did they manage to blame Republicans for something? That's what most of their skits consist of.
@TheLuisMiranda
@TheLuisMiranda 10 жыл бұрын
Lol. Overcomercialized??? I guess, being commercialized is ok.
@AaronSherman
@AaronSherman 10 жыл бұрын
One of their best. Nicely done!
@hemipemi
@hemipemi 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Someone complained about the howling!!"
@sandrsofias
@sandrsofias 13 жыл бұрын
Best. Onion. Ever. Btw, "Get out your amulets!"
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of the best.
@cowsquidman5679
@cowsquidman5679 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, easily my top 2
@alexanderpataki5567
@alexanderpataki5567 10 жыл бұрын
...and then we'd all gather around as my grandpa would read from the Necronomicon and sprinkle stags blood over those in attendance. Those were the days!
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 8 жыл бұрын
A Necronomicon? Duuude, those are rare. Hope you kept it.
@alexanderpataki5567
@alexanderpataki5567 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, for real? I didn't know it was a real thing, I've seen numerous references to it in pop-culture (Evil Dead, Simpsons, ect) but thought it was more myth than reality. My post was more meant to be a tongue-in-cheek way to mock those who see mainstream, commercial "Halloween" as somehow occult or satanic.
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 8 жыл бұрын
Alexander Pataki ....this would be the point where I let out a sigh. No, the Necronomicon is not real.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 7 жыл бұрын
Lol but no. Necronomicon was thought up by Lovecraft, and unsurprisingly it's yet another feature of his life's works that's taken on a life of its own. Even when he was alive he had to clarify multiple times there is no Necronomicon and he just made the thing up. Unfortunately some people REALLY need to get out in the real world more often.
@alexanderpataki5567
@alexanderpataki5567 7 жыл бұрын
it probably IS a real thing, and you guys have been duped along with the masses into thinking it's a modern literary trope, so that those who seek it's true awesome powers can revel in the godlike gifts it will confer upon them in peace, without having to deal with a bunch of rank amateurs such ahs yourselves battling them for mastery of the arcane knowledge.
@Speak4Yourself2
@Speak4Yourself2 4 жыл бұрын
"Frightening away the demons is reason for the season."
@VizIchi23
@VizIchi23 5 жыл бұрын
every one of these late 2000s skits are amazing. but every time i see duncan (or whoever plays him) i know it's gold
@adgato75
@adgato75 4 жыл бұрын
He's been a bit actor in lots of stuff. Recently , he was a main actor on "People of Earth" on TBS.
@FromTheRoomOfLittleEase
@FromTheRoomOfLittleEase 3 жыл бұрын
This and the schizophrenia one are the best. Not because of the rad subject matter or whatever; I honestly think the writing and performances here are their absolute best. This never fails to get a laugh out of me.
@PhantasmalBlast
@PhantasmalBlast Жыл бұрын
“The situation in Nigeria seems pretty complex.” Is my absolute favorite. They so perfectly capture the mannerisms of a class of highschoolers who didn’t do the reading.
@tugboat2030
@tugboat2030 7 жыл бұрын
THINK ABOUT OUR WELLS
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
tugboat2030 i died
@Frogkhan915
@Frogkhan915 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4aXomdnareemJI mhm is math science?
@lindsay4659
@lindsay4659 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she said whales lol
@bookadmirer.3699
@bookadmirer.3699 4 жыл бұрын
Playing in the blood puddles was my favorite thing about Halloween as a child.
@declanjames5604
@declanjames5604 Жыл бұрын
“Get out your amulets” gets me every time
@josephsolis6109
@josephsolis6109 4 жыл бұрын
"The reason for the season" 😂 the way she said that made me laugh so hard!!
@psychologicalsuccess3476
@psychologicalsuccess3476 4 жыл бұрын
This would be good to show a child, they’d think adults did this as kids.
@mittenstherealest
@mittenstherealest 4 жыл бұрын
What? You didn't?
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 4 жыл бұрын
@@mittenstherealest We didn't. We sacrificed to the NORSE gods. Not this new fashined culturally imported Halloween stuff.
@dillbill7152
@dillbill7152 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah except we did actually do this stuff.
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4aXomdnareemJI mhm is math science?
@thecyuber558
@thecyuber558 3 жыл бұрын
i just love the transition between the satanic summoning and the headline on the tv
@harktischris
@harktischris 3 жыл бұрын
The onion's news anchors and panelists absolutely nail their roles. Way better than any "news report" in a typical movie. Even the chyrons and intro/outros are amazingly well done.
@wongdor
@wongdor 15 жыл бұрын
lol, I was thinking, "hm, this one is alright.." then I got to the ENDING.. lmao
@HansDester
@HansDester Жыл бұрын
"LET GO OF HIM" "IT'S TOO LATE!"
@UnintelligibleCourtneyM
@UnintelligibleCourtneyM 9 жыл бұрын
This is the best video the onion has ever produced. The tradition Halloween song made my sides launch into orbit.
@georgewang2947
@georgewang2947 2 жыл бұрын
...Hap tu naaaa!
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't even acknowledge how insensitive "Happy Halloween" is. My beliefs are based on the New Scriptures. Performing rituals to ward off the Eldritch gods of the cosmic beyond like Nyarlathotep with the screeching of sacrificed sea animals. A "Happy Holidays" will do just fine, thank you very much.
@Samael66616
@Samael66616 4 жыл бұрын
Youev lost your popularity m8 rip
@Lordecai
@Lordecai 3 жыл бұрын
fuck you Skeleton Bones Ghoulie
@Adelei42069
@Adelei42069 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A WAR ON HALLOWEEN!! IN MY DAY WE SAID HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND WORE MASKS TO SCARE OFF DEMONS!!
@artthenecromancer404
@artthenecromancer404 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! ITS NOT EVEN CALL HOLLOWEEN! IT’S “HÅLLOW’S DARK EVE OF THE FEASTING SPIRITS”
@Nana-wi4gi
@Nana-wi4gi 3 жыл бұрын
The war on Halloween
@INTJadeSpider
@INTJadeSpider 7 жыл бұрын
I watch this every Halloween, though it better reflects every "controversy" about Christmas.
@peachlover8572
@peachlover8572 5 жыл бұрын
Yes there making fun of the war on Christmas with Halloween.
@BNK2442
@BNK2442 5 жыл бұрын
@@peachlover8572 *they're
@coffe4meplz
@coffe4meplz Жыл бұрын
Hi Simon :)
@Runny117
@Runny117 4 жыл бұрын
Clifford Banes is a smart man. He's still holding out until things cool down. things got even worse in 2020
@sandrabaron1703
@sandrabaron1703 Жыл бұрын
Frightening away demons is the reason for the season.... Why do I love this sentence so much?
@jeanblaaa
@jeanblaaa Жыл бұрын
Because it rhymes! 😍
@bobbobby632
@bobbobby632 2 жыл бұрын
“That is appalling, more kid are familiar with a fictional cartoon than a real goul” Best and most underrated line in this entire video
@quietcorner293
@quietcorner293 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me on how we ruined Black Friday as well. Stephen Colbert once said, that Black Friday was becoming too commercialized. "What happened to trampling people for the love of the game? Or just the pure joy of throat-punching an old lady over that last $20 Dirt Devil?"
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 4 жыл бұрын
​@Tatsujiro Kurogane Their bodies are compensating for their greed! They can't give up too much bottom!
@jasonmartz4965
@jasonmartz4965 Жыл бұрын
I always come here every Halloween to remember what we lost.
@ShadesOfFall
@ShadesOfFall 15 жыл бұрын
"Think about our wells!" Hilarious.
@AntonDiwa
@AntonDiwa 3 жыл бұрын
It's been eleven long years and this comment has only gotten 3 likes. You have probably forgotten about this account by now, and this comment, and maybe even the onion, but I think that's poetic in a way.
@JuliansStuffRoblox
@JuliansStuffRoblox Жыл бұрын
Whales
@iamrobbyd
@iamrobbyd 3 жыл бұрын
“frightening away demons is the reason for the season”
@xPythox
@xPythox 14 жыл бұрын
"Someone complained about the howling!" "Complained about the howling? Well how are you supposed to drive the evil spirits away?"
@fostardust8284
@fostardust8284 4 жыл бұрын
"im not saying i'm not afraid of ghouls, I'm terrified of them"
@yugen
@yugen 3 жыл бұрын
lmao I think that's my favorite bit
@flamesabrethedark
@flamesabrethedark 14 жыл бұрын
"Everybody, get out your amulets!!!" best line ever
@akorn1
@akorn1 3 жыл бұрын
"Donning animals skins and dancing around a fire pit is the MOST important event of the whole holiday" omfg I'm dying
@TheSeptet
@TheSeptet 12 жыл бұрын
I know I've said this a few times during my stint on the Internet, but this is, without a doubt, THE. BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
@AxelQC
@AxelQC 2 жыл бұрын
I love the mashup of cable news arguments and "Cabin in the Woods".
@anonymoussecret5948
@anonymoussecret5948 3 жыл бұрын
Frightening away demons is the reason for the season 😂 That delivery killed me
@avocadomonkey4892
@avocadomonkey4892 2 жыл бұрын
The tragedy is that, 10+ years on, things are still the same, if not worse. Thanks to COVID, there are drive-through bonfires where people through their supermarket-bought, pre-cut bones through their car windows as they drive by. The Onion continues to be uncannily relevant across time! (Their amulets must be working overtime!)
@ACDBunnie
@ACDBunnie Жыл бұрын
^
@lovelysan
@lovelysan 10 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha, this is still my favorite The Onion skit. Watch it every year and it never fails to bring a (traditional halloween chant) song in my heart.
@bread1830
@bread1830 Жыл бұрын
I hope things clear up for Clifford banes soon
@trrt2719
@trrt2719 3 жыл бұрын
I so love that this is factual about the origins of Halloween so many centuries ago!
@SarahHachey
@SarahHachey 15 жыл бұрын
I must say, this is one of the best Onion videos, especially the ending! xD
@mattmorehouse9685
@mattmorehouse9685 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@IYAMNI
@IYAMNI 15 жыл бұрын
"It's appalling, kids being more familiar with a fictional character than a real ghoul." Oh, smack! Masters of satire.
@InsertName125
@InsertName125 7 жыл бұрын
Keep the Howling in Howloween.
@CherryMK_6
@CherryMK_6 9 ай бұрын
happy halloween world heritage post
@ratking6133
@ratking6133 4 жыл бұрын
"Frightin' away demons is the reason for the season"
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 3 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite part of the whole video.
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 3 жыл бұрын
0:56
@redskull2006
@redskull2006 15 жыл бұрын
"GET OUT YOUR AMULETS" lol
@Aegorraasreturned
@Aegorraasreturned 2 жыл бұрын
“sunwise and anti-sunwise”
@ampisbad
@ampisbad Жыл бұрын
and some people say the Onion is satirical, smh my head
@relentlessgaming6870
@relentlessgaming6870 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this every Halloween, legendary!
@MrOmnisun
@MrOmnisun 10 жыл бұрын
I miss classic onion. They need to bring it back!
@PhyreI3ird
@PhyreI3ird 4 жыл бұрын
It's impossible. The world has been plunged head first so far into absurdity that the classic kind of satire just isn't possible right now.
@iaexo
@iaexo 3 жыл бұрын
My goodness the ending had me laughing myself to tears (but not conjuring my deepest fears (I hope...))
@ThereIsNoSpoon678
@ThereIsNoSpoon678 Жыл бұрын
That turn at the ending though.
@cabinjackalope
@cabinjackalope Жыл бұрын
God, this was one of the best ones, I swear
@boostedfox
@boostedfox 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, who tf is Clifford Baynes, and how is he always absent????
@AyokiMing
@AyokiMing 5 жыл бұрын
This show has the same energy as "Welcome to Nightvale"
@blubberingbuffoons
@blubberingbuffoons Жыл бұрын
most amazing commentary ive seen on holidays
@nelsonta00
@nelsonta00 2 жыл бұрын
That Clifford Bane must live an exciting life.
@leofreaking
@leofreaking 4 жыл бұрын
"Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?" Huh, that's actually a good point, why is this an Onion video? Oh, I see..
@mcmb8254
@mcmb8254 4 жыл бұрын
How is it a good point?
@leofreaking
@leofreaking 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcmb8254 Because basically any holiday nowadays (like many other aspects of life) have become overcommercialized?
@DimIsHigh
@DimIsHigh 3 жыл бұрын
@@leofreaking dude, halloween is a commercial holiday at its core
@cadian101st
@cadian101st 3 жыл бұрын
DimIsHigh it was a cultural holiday and a religious holiday long before it was a commercial one
@DimIsHigh
@DimIsHigh 3 жыл бұрын
Seamus yeah no shit, 2000 years ago
@Sunnychuu
@Sunnychuu 5 жыл бұрын
"Demon is the reason for the season" that rhyme *chef's kiss
@DDub04
@DDub04 4 жыл бұрын
As a family who uses artificial bones, it’s simply unfair to say that we must go out of our way to harvest our one bones, and we can easily celebrate the season in more way than we could if we had to butcher and harvest our own bones. Don’t knock it until you try it.
@The1Dragonprincess
@The1Dragonprincess 9 ай бұрын
Good time for a recommendation! Happy Halloween! 🎃
@mattpytlak
@mattpytlak 15 жыл бұрын
The most action-packed Onion bit yet! I love these guys, especially Duncan Birch.
@robbylebotha
@robbylebotha 9 ай бұрын
2 minutes of any Onion show is better than ALL the episodes of SNL that exist. And better actors than 95% of Hollywood movies. How they just vanished is beyond me
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 9 ай бұрын
Ikr
@SushiCombo
@SushiCombo 9 ай бұрын
They vanished because Duncan had summoned the evil spirits.
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 9 ай бұрын
@@SushiCombo if only Duncan had heeded their warning
@KleerAsDay
@KleerAsDay 8 ай бұрын
Vanished? They've been going for like 300 years now, I don't think they're gonna vanish anytime soon
@jasonmartz4965
@jasonmartz4965 10 ай бұрын
I hope everyone has their amulets ready for the dark lords arrival. Please prepare at least a month in advance. No half ass sacrifices.
@GoofRebelMusic
@GoofRebelMusic Жыл бұрын
How did i miss, all these years, the best onion video ever?
@almicc
@almicc 2 жыл бұрын
oh my god i've never seen something this intense on a legitimate and reputable news show. i need to renew my cable subscription
@thetigerking2613
@thetigerking2613 3 жыл бұрын
The holloween they described sounds a lot more fun the tricker treating.
@AdamThomas28
@AdamThomas28 Жыл бұрын
These actors are too good at this
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God 2 жыл бұрын
I do miss the animal sacrifices, now it's outlawed by our giant crab overlords.
@poisonousbadge126
@poisonousbadge126 2 жыл бұрын
BRO
@poisonousbadge126
@poisonousbadge126 2 жыл бұрын
I swear im just watchings vids and pressinf newest on comments XD
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God 2 жыл бұрын
@@poisonousbadge126 lol 😆 I've been watching for like 7 years if you find a video I've not commented on it's because it got reported lol.
@poisonousbadge126
@poisonousbadge126 2 жыл бұрын
@@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God Damn you love the onion
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God 2 жыл бұрын
@@poisonousbadge126 the onion is love the onion is life lol.
@gotisenot
@gotisenot 2 жыл бұрын
As a certified Boomer myself i feel like Duncan so often when i talk to other boomers it blows my mind, iam proud of you kids, you guys really do be kickin ass, you guys are more united then my Generation and my parents generation combined, you guys are politicaly not that interested because it isnt intressting to see old people making choices that fuck over your own generation, your music is weird but its more varity then ever its more creative on the broad spectrum then ever before and you guys actually express yourself, iam watching a lot of young artists on twitch and TikTok, some of that Art is so beautiful, you are more honest then we while still trying to be as nice about it as ever before. You guys dont buy houses because my Parents and my Generation fucked the Market economy your money isnt getting you the same stuff as our money once did i saw the "my Parents at 20 VS. me at 20" and yes our rackless behaviour back in the day made this possible on the cost of you guys. And some of yall are depressed because this World can be depressing it may not be the worst time in history to be alive but definitly one thats not in favor of the youth at all. You guys arent a shame to the people that fought wars for our free world, you guys are using the freedoms our grandfathers fought for and they would be proud of yall trust me.
@zehtroid
@zehtroid 2 жыл бұрын
Cool story, bro.
@GrahamBurgers
@GrahamBurgers 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad not all boomers are like the bad stories I've heard - super glad to see some positivity.
@lowtech42
@lowtech42 2 жыл бұрын
appreciate you saying this! 🥺
@Madison_r_2004
@Madison_r_2004 Жыл бұрын
This is so sweet. Idk what it has to do with the video, but as an 18 year old it was nice to hear. My grandpa has said similar things. I bet you have grandchildren and you’re their favorite grandparent.
@gotisenot
@gotisenot Жыл бұрын
@@Madison_r_2004 iam not that old yet got a son though, so maybe iam who knows. :)
@r.m.5548
@r.m.5548 3 жыл бұрын
I wish real news was as honest as this
@Soooooooooooonicable
@Soooooooooooonicable 6 жыл бұрын
I come back every year to watch this. Still cracks me up.
@Soooooooooooonicable
@Soooooooooooonicable 10 жыл бұрын
This will always be my favorite episode. Happy Halloween!
@sidgt16
@sidgt16 Жыл бұрын
That's the price to pay for not having your amulet with you at all times.
@browsertab
@browsertab 4 жыл бұрын
I will always love The Onion for going there.
@Sevencoins7
@Sevencoins7 3 жыл бұрын
Since 1894, it’s the first time I caught that
@matteomerlini604
@matteomerlini604 Жыл бұрын
Every year I come back and rewatch this and every time it's just as fun
@zanmaru139
@zanmaru139 5 жыл бұрын
I link to this video once every year.
@trrt2719
@trrt2719 4 жыл бұрын
I love how all these examples in the videos are real things about what halloween used to be
@alphabetsoup6681
@alphabetsoup6681 7 жыл бұрын
This never gets old.
@touijj
@touijj 10 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween to you too! Hope you survived the year.
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