Inscryption Conniption

[@bakenran]

jerma opens every stream having to defend himself from the weirdest allegations in the most psychotic way possible

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

not allegations, only the truth

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

Do people actually give a shit if hes late? Some ppl got real boring lives.

[@superbeta1716]

@@JasonTheOneAndOnly I think they just meme it so far that it comes true

[@haleynaga5671]

either he's telling chat he is not naked or telling chat no cam today

[@bantulol]

Some people are really good at lying, jerma is just really bad at telling the truth

[@townbug]

i thank god every day that jerma doesn't know he can only become a real boy if he finishes a game

[@ghsu]

isn't he THE guy who BEAT darks souls ON STREAM though?

[@grumpysphinx4911]

Also Bugsnax

[@Tom-oj7si]

General, this means Jerma is now real Take this time to cherish your families. May God have mercy on us

[@flowershroud]

@@ghsu no, he died to pinwheel :/

[@ExtrnalSorce2]

@@ghsu zerked off to pinwheel on stream

[@oweeb5909]

It's insane how jerma always ends up telling chat about how well he can dodge a battle axe

[@luggy2000]

He literally said that yesterday (2.10.2022) again

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Literally days ago he was talking not just about dodging a battleaxe, but about doing a "dodge the battleaxe" stream. I had to check when watching this to make sure I was actually watching the right video because he brought up the same concept here...

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

He thinks it's really special and relevant, considering how few people dodge his.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

@@chuckbatmangaming american gladiator style stream but it's like 20 insanely buff dudes at the walls of a hallway with pvc pipe handles that have nerf foam axe heads and he has to get to the end

[@snailsaredumb9412]

This is the origin story for that

[@StripezTheBeast]

Jerma sells what remains of his soul for a personalized Yu-Gi-Oh card and a handful of teeth

[@Hugsloth]

"You traded my soul for pogs?!"

[@grit1]

"I have no idea, I, like, don't play these games. I don't play Hearthstone in bed every night. I do, every night. I have like 2000 hours in battlegrounds " The absolute turnaround is mind boggling

[@Hachiae]

jerma would do a single combat roll before collapsing from exhaustion

[@15MinuteUpload]

He'd throw his back out and have to go on another hiatus

[@systemreb00ted]

12:55 The way Jerma just fucking smiled for the portrait as if it was genuinely taking his picture was way too damn funny.

[@JamesThompson-zu3bq]

Hesss so cute i love him 😊😊😊

[@boxcarz]

And then he just immediately drops it afterwards like Patrick Bateman leaving the dry cleaners...

[@systemreb00ted]

@@boxcarz xdddddddddddddd

[@Ozone946]

Squid game moment

[@blujay2282]

It’s sad that jerma won’t play it further, doesn’t realise how this is only like the first third of the game

[@0therW1z]

Same, I would like to see his reaction to act 2

[@bakublader1999]

ending the game in this part just straight up means he hasn't played in scryption.

[@tragicthing982]

He said in another stream that he played the rest on his own.

[@LittlePawPup]

I mean it also could be considered poor game design to not really state that theres more, it's like someone telling you a show gets good after like 2 seasons when you watched like 6 episodes and not like it

[@TheWrathAbove]

@@LittlePawPup I'm gonna be real, Inscryption Act 1 is the best part of the game. If you don't like Act 1, it's doubtful you'd like the rest.

[@davickers7327]

i accidently muted my headset and i thought it was just a bit that he was mouthing words so i just waited for him to talk again 😭😭

[@natezomby]

Absolutely something Jermaine would do

[@Discount_TV]

Jerma's editors are on a holy mission to edit and re-release Jerma's nuttiest moments. *It's admirable.*

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

They need to be documented for the upcoming court case against him. Now if only the witnesses and accusers didn't keep disappearing. Nice of him to send a bunch of ground meat to their relatives tho

[@EnderrBoi]

I loved when jerma went up and murdered leshy because his wolf was killed. Amazing entertainer he is!

[@d0gowner]

the bots cant even spell sequel right

[@originami9199]

holy crap it's mr fusion man

[@vince864]

That kinda summarizes the game though

[@EnderrBoi]

@@vince864 he did it with his bare hands

[@zdavis9091]

*Local Stomach Gurgle ASMR Streamer disemboweled live on stream after telling underpaid actor to “really try and kill him” with a Battle-axe*

[@momstealer1123]

What

[@dustbunny6381]

I feel like I'm missing some context for the first half there and I'm not sure I *want* to know

[@skibblebopper]

@@dustbunny6381 juggles the great

[@momstealer1123]

@@dustbunny6381 yeah same

[@0tterhead]

@@dustbunny6381 juggles "jeremy985" the great

[@jeedoh]

jerma posted--worst day of my life

[@frudented]

I’m sorry for your loss😊😊😊

[@blujay2282]

Get well soon 😔

[@Fweefwee6]

The time he spends editing is time he spends away from his…specimens.

[@skibblebopper]

One mans trash is another mans jerma video

[@258thHiGuy]

I was not expecting to see Yugi topdeck driver in the intro but I'm so glad he did Someone on the editing team is looking out for me

[@__-be1gk]

I was so surprised by an actual genuine yugioh joke

[@babababoiboiboiboi]

i wish he played again, the second act is so cool and he was so close

[@Scaevola9449]

Literally the only good part of the game is act 1

[@Kezsora]

@@Scaevola9449 The sky is green. Look, I can do it as well.

[@renatlottiepilled]

@@Scaevola9449 not at all, all the acts are pretty good but one part gets a little bit tedious

[@babababoiboiboiboi]

@@Scaevola9449 you are wrong

[@gremlinman9724]

@@Scaevola9449 omegabait

[@xenodweeb6425]

I'm going to have to give mad props to the editor for picking the perfect garnet card for the intro gag. Despite having it one of my many Magikey decks in Master Duel, I only NOW realize how much of a Greedy Grinner Psi-frame Driver is.

[@Hugsloth]

I'LL BE TAKIN' THAT ONE

[@koboldwizard]

jerma: dont one guy me im not gonna do elden ring in real life 5 seconds later: *goes into every extreme and minute detail about how he can play elden ring in real life and make it entertaining and possible*.

[@GenericUser860]

As someone raiding Jerma's stream from LaynaLazar, her getting a certified Jerma (tm) moment in his "I can see the music!" bit was beautiful

[@258thHiGuy]

"I just thought the game was reading my hard drive or something, I got freaked out." Oh how little he knows

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

TOTAL MISPLAY!

[@barrothontherocks3325]

"so you like to play castlevania?" -psycho streamer mantis

[@sporemice]

watching jerma play inscryption is hilariously infuriating. i love yelling at my screen every time he doesn't understand what the many lives sigil does

[@dylo7564]

Can't wait for Jerma to fight Malenia IRL.

[@chestermops3732]

IRL Zerma will clap Malenia in a span of 10 seconds

[@shagarumedic]

Me too

[@alfalldoot6715]

He would shove her into a meat grinder

[@dizfoster]

I love whenever he talks about escape rooms because I build them for a living and his idea is something I already make and rent out. He should really play some

[@dizfoster]

I don’t make enough to give him 5%, greedy grinner smh

[@Tyler-o2s]

Jerma actually did really well this stream and almost beat act 1 in one sitting. But the negativity of chat convinced him that he shouldn't play the game again. Good job guys.

[@davebob4973]

@Finally 🅥 oh my god.......... those orphans..........

[@--Io--]

Classic twitch chat.

[@Cruxin]

He mentioned potentially playing off stream But yeah he did pretty fuckin well, minus a few flubs, and chat was just like "no"

[@Explosivevortex]

I keep seeing these comments talking about how chat is the literal devil, but when I tune into the actual stream it's 99% shitposting/emotes & 1% actual backseating

[@barrothontherocks3325]

@@Explosivevortex there's the reason the one guy meme is a thing

[@reginaldh2079]

I'm new to Jerma and I'm obsessed

[@natezomby]

The lore is deep as fug

[@the.grand.oracle]

did you know that he actually KILLED like 40 of his fans back in 2017 because they tried to REBEL against his TYRANICAL RULE over the stream

[@skibblebopper]

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

[@colorgorenbigteeth3437]

Did you know he died to Pinwheel? Worst gamer ever.

[@michiko_nox]

HE WILL PUT YOU INTO A MEATGRINDER

[@alexmark6580]

Instead of IRL Eldin Ring he could do an IRL Sorcery thing, where chat chooses what Jerma does.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Super underrated comment

[@dewnsie]

write that down write that down!!!

[@jeanmouloude]

That thumbnail is nightmarishly terrifying

[@BezimiennyMarcel]

Great intro, Yugi drawing Psy-Frame Driver is a nice inside joke for Yugioh players

[@konatea]

Saw this one live, that dark souls stream better not be false hope

[@siansalerni8378]

I would jump up and down like a schoolgirl if he realy did the dungeon stream

[@hopefulskippy464]

I really wish Jerma played the game fully, however I can see why he didn't since he was streaming it.

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

I like how Jerma consistently threatens and taunts _the Leshy_ like he's just some guy, and not a borderline deity.

[@hondaaccord1399]

The most blessed people are the ones who don't bow to power and instead etch their own legacies into the world's great tapestry. (Jerma is insane and that's a good thing)

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

2ndJerma has been cranking these out

[@EyebrowBandit]

Its official: hes making an IRL souls stream Source: he had way too many ideas for this one bit

[@drewbabe]

The opener edit, if that wasn't just lifted from some random youtube vid but was actually done by the editor, shows culture

[@HappyLarry.]

Old man calmly asks for his candlestick, and Jerma's first instinct is to scream and wildly flail the candlestick at the elderly individual

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Crazy that Jerma played The Riddler in the new Batman movie

[@skibblebopper]

He could play the penguin (if penguin had his shins blown off with a shotgun)

[@valovlad1599]

30:50 Took me a half hour for you to break me, so many 2ndJerma videos have killed me but this was a slow burn into unexpected falling off a cliff.

[@davebob4973]

jerma goes on a date with himself

[@nanchoparty]

As a yugioh player, I'd like to thank SwizzlyBubbles for the amazing intro. Absolutely flawless.

[@mortalkombatworld9707]

29:17 this is not a threat, this is a WARNING

[@ImSquiggs]

Whenever Jerma tries to explain to me what he'd do if the video game he was in was real, why does it always sound like it would 100% get him instantly killed?

[@carlchameleon9847]

Bro, I JUST watched the whole vod, man.

[@memeolade9079]

I have almost 150 hours in the game. Ouroboros gang wya?

[@b_sway]

Can't wait for the IRL Elden Ring stream where Jerma successfully dodges an axe but breaks his leg in the process

[@anecnhoj572]

25:47 is why Jerma beats every other streamer imo, nobody else cares about dead air and they all just sit there, completely monotone

[@spacevillainy]

i love jermas fatguy throwing up voice

[@MagerBlutooth]

I see what you did with that opening, topdecking a Garnet like that.

[@TeamSprocket]

Jerma is a Psy-cho Driver.

[@sam-you-is]

jerma invents larping stream

[@somebodystopme4881]

this game looks like the kind of game that guilt-trips you for playing it

[@codasinger5298]

Yep, he beat it, made it aaaaaalll the way to the end

[@LesserOfTwoWeevils]

This is literally my favourite game and I am going to hate this stream because I know how Jerma is and how the chat is and I will still watch this and hate my self

[@JohnSmith-me4ik]

Definitely one of my favourites and that is why I skipped this video. I know it will hurt more than the entertainment value

[@Perplaxus]

He starts by explaining the idea for irl Dark Souls stream and its the most genius thing ever

[@Nano-hw6gn]

15:23 ironic how the game actualy does read your hard drive

[@simonl1938]

I want to see jerma suffer from deathblight live on stream as a bit

[@Hugsloth]

hire a professional model to get completely naked, wear wings, and murder jerma 50 times with a sword while muttering "i am melania, blade of miquella, and i have never known defeat" every single time

[@josephpaulson9495]

There's no way he quit the game there because he thought that was the final boss and he already found all the content he could see

[@SunpixZephyr]

Does he really plan on making a Doll House type Elden Ring stream where he LARPs and chat is involved? I'd love that. I'd try to make it to that stream fs.

[@Ash_IsTrash]

Literally my favorite game. It's amazing

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Maybe if Geoffrey the Giraffe had grown up and done his taxes, Toys 'R' Us wouldn't have gone out of business.

[@narwhalguy3829]

Jerma played my favorite game and I didn’t know until now wtf

[@tehst0n0r]

Yugi's card in the intro should have been the greedy grinner, wasted potential

[@herozen2720]

It already is :)

[@FattyJesus]

22:22 I laughed so hard

[@fuckthevoid]

One of the best streams fr

[@sirpoglington]

Honest to god any other tuber/streamer can’t do what this man does. Jerma has always been a cut above and thats just… THE FACTS.

[@friccle_]

Genuinely the only time ive seen someone lose to the moon

[@raven2550]

I just came from the botw stream where he said he was gonna dodge an axe on stream, this dark souls thing sounds similar, i really want this to happen lol.

[@chrisgeraghty9951]

yeah i love how he got to the "end"

[@TheScroinkeningBegins]

28:25 chris ramsey has a channel that was pretty much dedicated to this

[@jamesflameson]

Oh Jerma, Beating the moon boss is just the beginning of the game.. You are missing out on an incredible story!!!

[@juju3522]

jerma: makes deathcard deathcard appears: "oh man i really thought the game was reading my harddrive, thats insane."

[@riggy0]

This dark souls idea better come true and I better be there to see it happen

[@ryanfisher2482]

Jerma saying he's got a billion dollar idea and then just explaining a real life version of The Room game series

[@goom4689]

this game is actually a reference to the symbols jerma inscrybes in his victims' flesh

[@minoyd]

ADHD andy damn he just like me fr

[@romanocheez7725]

Tick tock, Jerma...

[@neroneroren6788]

Props for the Psy-Frame Driver bit

[@collectiveconcerns7758]

That's a good thumbnail, it would be cool to see him play the rest of the game. I think he'd have interesting things to say about some of the segments

[@Xzeihoranth]

His 'escape room that isn't an escape room' idea is just... What?

[@atomicanachronism8849]

Can't wait for the darksouls irl stream!

[@hking0036]

the psy-frame driver bit really hit different.

[@jayde7460]

jerma absolutely needs to play The Room series

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Based

[@toshi7429]

I look forward to jerma souls in 2025

[@herozen2720]

Holy shit that Psy-Frame Driver bit killed me

[@Greaseemonster]

"yo I think I just won the game" he says, blissfully unaware

[@tierghan5433]

A shame he only made it a third of the way through the game.

[@MisterDoobs]

DREW DRIVER SKILL ISSUE

[@PeepySheepisTTV]

Hell, I'd do the elden ring irl for free as a token fat guy in armor

[@mushroomonpogostick]

Bruh stopped playing before he even finished the first act?

[@monday-s3b]

jerma goes to a renaissance fair with somebody.

[@vaguely_boring]

Jerma truly believes he's the master of dodging axes. Too bad he has no video proof. Yet.

[@theelltrain8985]

I really hope he does the irl elden ring stream.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Irl-den ring

[@DanateDMC]

Dark Souls Jerma stream where chat picks his equipment and levels would be sick

[@snailsaredumb9412]

9:19 *amongus role reveal sound*

[@I_be_beepo]

He took losing at the very end so well

[@eddie2000ad]

"True... What's your point?" That man deserves to be fucking locked up

[@andrewhall9739]

everyone asking for an irl Elden Ring stream is waaay to into LARP

[@anya_screen]

A Psycho streamer that rides into battle against the Security Forces on currents of lightning, using an autonomic amplifier called "Twitch Chat".

[@BigR.O.B.]

(gives me conniptions)

[@toadfrommariokart64]

"well i made it to the end once" i guess you did... ://

[@VorpalStorm]

God I hope he does that Souls stream.